/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

There are no breaks on this train!

>pickle rick
Even I don't shitpost this bad

>>33362
Somewhat relevant gif

*passes out from exhaustion*

>maybe not kill, but long sexin
\r

*teleports in*
*distributes unmarked cans*
*teleports out*
>do you dare open the cans?

>>33368
*Puts pony in lap*

>>33371
*Takes a can, but is not daring enough to open it*

>>33371
"What's this?" Thez taps one of the cans. "Where did these come from?" she positions can 4 smash.

>>33372
I thought you were dea-
>>33371
Opens can immediately.

>>33374
I have my defenses

>>33376
There is no power greater than the Natural 20.

>>33374
Bantz kills are more figurative. Surely you've seen animes or w/e where characters murder eachother just for keks

>>33377
Did we get back to the tower though?

>>33378
Ah

>>33377
I banned him before GM noticed, that means I win the saving throw

>>33381
Wat?

>>33381
>banned
Banned whom pray tell?

>>33383
He also deleted those few posts.

>>33383
I think he means Torc, who hasn't posted since his posts were deleted.

>>33369
This was also edited.

>>33384
Srsly? This again? Really? Trump, what's your game? Are you deliberately trying to discourage anons from participating, cuz it sure looks that way.

FUCK THESE FUCKING BANS AND THE FUCKING BITCH WHO GAVE THEM TOO ME
TWO OF THEM
T W O
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33387
Oh hush. If people can attack and kill my character while I'm waiting out walking around and thinking of how to respond to Tracy's faggots post about optimum mount size, then I can use 5 minute bans for fun as well. And fuck anyone who is going to attack me without provication like that

>>33388
Kek

>>33389
>5 min
That second one was 10
And it was hell

>>33389
Stop deleting posts ITT!

>>33390
True. The second one was 15 minutes

>>33391
It was as a ban and delete, rather than a normal delete. And if people think they can attack my character without reason like that without getting a joke ban in response, they are mistaken

>>33392
Don't just delet the posts though.
>>33372
*Grows to full size and sits on Trump*

>>33394
Oh so he can ban me? Just cant delete posts?

>>33396
*Noms head*

>>33394
>>33395
But attacking people like that is a really shitty move. If anything should be deleted it's that

>>33396
YOU WHERE PROMOTED TO BAN THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM

>>33395
Both.

>>33397
You can't nom me pony!

>>33398
Learn to handle the bantz!

*Forces tongue down throat*

>>33399
THEN WHY DID YOU SHOOT AT ME!

Okkay, I just gotta say. The bans are kinda fucked up desu. Deleting posts is one thing, but restricting anons is cruel desu.
I'll give Trump a choice; stop with the bans/deletions, OR go Blackguard. I mean, thats SO not Paladin decorum,....

>>33403
"chck!"
reeeeee

>>33405
Okay...

>>33407
Okay which? Blackguard tyrant, or Paladin not-quite-tyrant?

[affectionate monster noises]
*Tongue goes a bit deeper, before retreating*

>>33408
Paladin not-fully-a-tyrant

>>33409
*Hugs horsey*
*Takes breath*

>>33410
e_e
This whole "shamed pony" act is getting as stale as the last thread. XPPPP

And thus, I walked out to look upon the field where my shitposts grew. But when I arrived I found them barren. The plague of bans had reached me. All the signs where there, the warnings should have let me know. But alas, I did not listen, and now as a punishment, my shitpost field is barren. Eaten away by the endless stomachs of the bans.
I look at the sunset, tears welling in my eyes as I realize my crop has failed. And I whisper a single word....

"Bitch"

>>33410
*hugs crushingly*
>>33411
This.
Stop cute-posting and actually try to improve.

>>33411
This

>>33411
>>33413
Okay...

>>33415
>Pouf
Trump is now a 3' tall chibi-Trump

>>33416
TOP KEK

>>33416
*Hugs chibi-paladin like a baby doll*

[1d20 = 2]
>>33416
*Is too small for Tracy to hold*

FUCKING RUN FOR FAE!

[1d20 = 19]
>>33419
Torc trips tiny Trump

>>33421
*Snatches him up and holds him to her cheek, affectionately*

>>33422
*reeees*

>>33422
HUZZAH, THE TEAMWORK HAS BEEN DOUBLED

>>33423
*purrs*
>Mommy mode
*Rocks him like like baby, holding him to to her chest fluff*

>>33425
"Awwww, he's so little!"

>>33424
Nigger, the demon horse isn't on anyone's team but her's

>>33425
*pouty face*

>>33426
*death glare*

>>33426
"He's adorable!"
*Pat's paladin on the back until he burps*
>tfw libshits' memes actually come in handy

>>33428
I'm'a vomit on you if you keep that up

>>33430
*glares*

>>33431
This is the best thing since pic related

>>33432
*Beams happily*
"You're so cute at this size, ~Flashy!"
*Holds to chest*

>>33433
That was hilarious.

>hacking up blood
>got banned from /mlpol/
>cockroach in room
>my poor kitty had giant ass tick
Can tonight get any worse for me?
This isn't a challenge GM
>>33435
Also, it remind me of an idea I had.
GM, besides fucking Death, what else would Torc have to do for a favor from her?

>>33436
>tick
@_@ poor kitten
>her
Which 'her' do you mean?

>>33434
reeee

>>33431
Gib size back so I am bigger than Tracy again!

>>33438
Death

>>33438
I think he meant Death, since it was said that she'd be a recurring character.

>>33440
>>33441
Ah, well,... did Torc get her number?

>>33439
*Puts on back*
*Struts about in a regal fashion*
"I can't say I don't appreciate you differently at this size Flashy. I think I could get used to it until you're cured."
[Happy pony noises]

>>33442
Does she accept sacrifice of a leg for valid calling methods?

>>33442
>>33444
>Number
Those trips have to mean something.

>>33444
If you sacrificed your leg to Death, you probably wouldn't get it back..

>>33446
Maybe after it was humped

>>33446
Bruh what the fuck did you think I meant by sacrifice?

>>33447
Kek

>>33447
>>33449
I'm not sharing my pony

>>33448
Maybe you have a child you can sacrifice?

>>33448
>Wizard with a wooden leg
That'd work.

>>33450
>Sacrificing others for deific favors
Kike-tier.
Self-mutilation ftw.

>>33450
I am not sacrificing Norfilly
Now, you on the other hand...
>>33451
I was thinking more steampunkish but that works

>>33453
You're seriously gonna go all Saw on your shit, just to get a 'girl's' attention? Thats pretty beta desu

>>33452
Oh hush. Surely you don't think the powers that beat back Hilary's black magic in the 2016 elections were purchased cheaply?

>>33453
I was not talking about my stepdaughter!
>Sacrifice me
Nigger, I'll go blackguard and sacrifice (you) before that will happen

>>33454
He has no idea how to work with girls

>>33454
Torc IS beta, but I agree.
He should at least wait until he actually needs it.

>>33454
Its not "to get a girl"
Its for the favor of torturing the information we need out of darkie

>>33455
>purchased cheaply?
Of course not. We fed Kek gorillions of memes to overpower Moloch.

>>33457
If Darkie still isn't bored enough to talk, we'll just kill him and let Infernius talk to his corpse.

>>33457
He's been starving for days, stuck in a body-cast. Have you tried talking to him? I mean I know I was unresponsive when he was first revived, but he would've been all cheek then. Now he's had time to 'stew in his juices' (did I mention body-casts don't permit bathroom breaks?)

>>33457
Nigger, this guy ain't afraid of death. If you want to go that route, let Tracy do it, since she does it for free

>>33458
Only half the story...

>>33460
I almost feel sorry for him...
*Continues to procrastinate*

>>33458
I may or may not have given part of my soul
My fucking first time dealing with tumblr ass SJWs was campaigning. And they stopped traffic on a busy ass street to yell "fuck you" at me (holding a Trump sign) about a guy holding a "Fuck Trump" sign like it was my fault.
>>33460
LET HIM WAIT

>>33462
>Having pity for one's enemies
Anon...

>>33463
This, although I don't know how much I want to risk the information going stale

>>33464
Almost*