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>>34082Still doesn't mean it's not your child.
>>34084Sounds like Infernius needs some of that 'grass'
>>34084"Not exactly,... could you give me a hint?" she says with a hint of playful mischief. "Was it important?"
>>34087*clears throat*
"me asked you to be my wife."
>>34088Thez jump-flips up to land with her legs on his shoulders, looking down into his eyes. "That wasn't what you asked me,
YOU asked me to make you the happiest minotaur alive," she says, even more playfully. "I dunno, I'm not sure being your wife will make you happy,...."
>>34089"you know thats not true, me want you and only you."
>>34090She leans forward and folds her arms on his head, deliberately breaking eye contact and forcing his vision to be obscured by her
ahem torso and such. "Let me think,...."
she's still clothed btw, but the effect is pretty obvious
>>34092>>34091*tries to contain erection*
*fails*
Thez suddenly realizes that everyone - who is still in the room - stopped talking, and looks around. "What?"
Okay, so Torcuil ventured into town, Tracy's player is busy (so idle) and Trump is at the mill.
"Hmmm. I guess it IS just you and me."
Trollestia clears her throat.
"And her."
>>34095Is Slovenia at the mill and are any of the constructs completed?
If yes to both, Slovenia is invited to a live fire exercise to test the catapult and trebuchet
>>34098
i am nice to Tracy.
>>34097Slo> "I thought you'd never ask!"
Yes to both>>34096Tro> "Uhm,... this is technically
my,... I don't know why you all congregate here of all places when there's a vast and opulescent tower at your disposal."
Thez> "She's right you know,... lets take this somewhere more,... <whooof> private," she says, porting both to the Forge, which though nothing has been made in a couple days, is still active keeping the room quite warm. She jump-flips off Infernius and slowly steps back coyly. "I don't get you,... I mean we already made an agreement, drenched in the blood of our enemies with,... well not a minister per say, but Torcuil is sufficiently sovereign. What more are you looking for?"
>>34100"monogamy, because me will never love anyone more than me love you.""
>>34099I thought you were saying that to Tracy...
>>34100So Trumpaladin, the Generals, the Sparintenar trainees, Fae, and Slovenia all proceed to an open area where they can test both the catapult and the trebuchet. Perhaps they use the wall that used to surround the pyramid, or the city wall of Durpistan, to test the efficacy of the shots.
But the way, a group goes in to retrieve the cannons from Durpistan
So are there any important stats that need to be known?
Also, just a lot of beautiful rock throwing from the glorious trebuchet
>>34101"except maybe.....our daughter."
>>34101>>34103She smiles playfully and leans against,... I dunno, a wall or something. "Hmmmm,... nah. I'm pretty sure this is just a phase."
>>34105"its not a phase me will love you forever!"
>>34105Torc married them using his 3 day online minister course.
>>34079>I don't know how much she caresShe
killed Copper over this horseshit. I made a point of setting the precedent there. This is a dozen times worse than that, and it wasn't even >rape. Why did it have to be with the character she hates the most?
If nobody died for something as bad as this, would that be fair to Copper?>they aren't married>ImplyingCheating on your fiance is still cheating.
>>34082Reeeeeeeee That's a load of horseshit! You
know she doesn't like cheating.
>Implying "accidental" babies don't matter>>34095Tracy has disappeared, from the characters' perspective. She vanished and is now lurking.
>>34100Wait, did the characters seriously go to the Stables? Fug, the birds are in there...
>>34103Or son*
>>34108Well fuck
Empathic link, since they are probably close enough, just barely:
>"Hi Tracy! How are your birdies!" >>34106"Teee,... okay, but what is the point of a big to do? We're already committed
or should be - GM so what's the point of a big 'thing'?"
>>34108She killed copper because he rode her and not Tracy. But Tracy is a full paladin's mount now and has been ridden by him several times. She has nothing to be jealous of
>>34110"because you are that important to me, me want to Give you the best wedding ever."
>>34111He
fugged Troll, Anon, consensually! And he did it right in front of Tracy's birds to boot.
>>34109>'..............................'(she's found out; she's unresponsive)Where are all the characters?
>>34113me and thez are in the forge.
Actually, screw this for now. Tracy goes to check on her Nithing Pole in the forest.
>>34113There should have been enough dividers in the stable to block view from the birds...
Detect good to discern every aura in the tower.
>>34116No response. It's to be assumed she's out of telepathic range.
>>34117It matters, did Slovenia have the stables renovated, like Tracy asked her to?
>>34107ALSO, Infernius made Torc an admiral. Admirals are higher in rank than a captain. Captains can marry people.
Therefore Torc can legally marry people
>>34113Torc's in town getting away from the clusterfuck
>>34118infernuis is in the forge."
>>34118You find Infernius and Trollestia
>>34123Infernius just said he was in the forge, and Trollestia never leaves the stables
>>34123im in the forge shes in the stables.
Btw, did Lenos ever return to the tower?
>>34126Freaking this. I'm going to have to be cautious getting the cannons from Durpistan, because his damned girlfriend is probably still there
>>34127She won't hurt him if he minds his own business. Black Dragons aren't exactly trustworthy, but she's not stupid enough to break a deal that her life depended on.
Tracy arrives at her Nithing Pole and checks to see if any creature has made contact with it.
>>34119Yes
>>34120Yeah, but it wasn't that type of vow ceremony. Good point tho.
>>34127You should have someone test-fire those cannons first
>>34131Kek
>>34132is anything happening in town or is Torc wandering aimlessly?
>>34132>Test fireThat sounds ominous. Very ominous. I'll think we'll just take possession of them first, then later get pirates who actually know what they are doing
>>34133>energy drainNo. Either contagion or energy drain could be added though
>contagion as a poisonThat's pretty much what poison is. Btw, I stumbled across a gnarly poison that does 1d10 con on initial and secondary,... but I don't recall what/where I saw it
>Nithing PoleUhm,... maybe? I'm still not sure how to incorporate that. I mean, most of the individuals/creatures that might at this point would enemies to the party anyway.
>>34135I think I said there was a dozen yes?
>>34134Working on it
GM just ran a quick errand and is getting his head back in the game >>34136I recall there being 24 potential pirates in total
>>34137I was talking about the cannons
>>34112>best wedding ever"How about a masquerade ball?"
>>34139"what ever you want baby."
>>34136>no energy drainAlright, so they're just regular clawed gauntlets then? They didn't use-up any of Soros's scales?
>Contagion as a poisonWhat kinds of diseases can she have access to?
Anyway, Tracy folds up her Nithing pole, puts it in her bag, and heads off to explore Port Barry.
Can she go shopping?
>>34139>masqueradeAren't masquerades for nobles from clans that hate each other and need masks just to enjoy the party? What kinds of guests is she planning on inviting?
..... Or I might just be an insufferable history nerd.. don't mind me...
>>34138Oh. Well I don't recall the number given. But I guess Trumpaladin goes to Durpistan. The Spartans are told that there is still every intent to train them in Football, but that due to a shift in the political situation they need to be ready for war as well.
Trumpaladin enters Durpistan and yells out to the darkness:
"Kiynen! I know you are there! I know you are among the ruined and burned buildings. Let me tell you. An army approaches. The army is here to collect cannons weapons of war left behind by the city's inhabitants. That is their only purpose. They mean you no harm. Eat your fetid corpses, and you shall be unharmed."
He stares out into the darkness on Fae while spamming detect evil. The soldiers retrieve the cannons. Slovenia is asked to look at the cannons and give an assessment of their condition based upon her knowledge. I guess ask a Spartan Trainee as well, since he might know something about cannons.
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>>34142Shouldn't Killy be at the beach with Lenos by now? She wanted Torc's help in transporting the corpses, but I imagine Lenos would've obliged as well.
Btw, a character's possible melee Sneak Attack number is limited to two simultaneous stabs, correct?
>>34143I am not sure. I'm not taking any chances though with bitch dragon. You know how your character was pissed that she couldn't kill Trollestia on their first encounter and has had kind of a slight vendetta against her since? That's Trumpaladin and Kiynen
>>34145>had kind of a slight vendetta against her sinceWell, that "vendetta" had been nearly forgotten.. until recently...
>>34141>scalesSome, that's part of what allows them to be animated. Remember, that was a rush-job
>diseasesUhm, diseases take no less than a day to incubate. If you're looking for combat advantages, poisons are the way to go. I mean unless you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effect, it seems like a moot point desu
>shoppingSure
>masqueradesGM's eye twitchesThat depends on how long in advance the ceremony is planned
>>34142I'm sure you meant "shift" in political sit.
>>34144Yes,....
>>34148You've just given me license for one of the most autistic ideas I've had in recent months. I hope you know that.
>>34147>diseases take no less than a day to incubate>you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effectWell, that's the point. A character wouldn't know they had the disease until the symptoms manifested, let alone what disease they had. They'd probably be sure to get treated for poisons, but they're much less likely to think about diseases they may have contracted. That way, if Tracy fails to kill her target on the first encounter, said target may just as likely die in his/her sleep once the disease finishes incubating inside them.
>eye twitchesI won't even ask...
>shoppingAlright, Tracy wanders through the back alley of the bazaar, looking for anything interesting.
>>34150You don't understand, this is some next-level shit. I mean,... I'm astonished at the level of autism of this idea. Its just,... whoa. Its an idea so autistic and ambitious, it would require mod approval.
>>34152Raven Mocker: a Cherokee Witch.
>>34146She was just trying to help Tracy with her birds by making Trumpaladin be nicer to them...
>>34147Well, in any event, Trumpaladin is retrieving the cannons. Tell me if a spartan or Slovenia had anything to say about the state of the cannons, or if Kiynen shows herself either in a hostile or non-hostile manner
>>34155Idk wtf her intention was, but she thought wrong...
>>34155Be careful with those cannons. They were made by commies. I wouldn't touch a soviet-made butterknife, let alone a cannon.
[1d12 = 5]>>34156She
DID get him to agree to that at least,....
>>34148Final warning, this will likely end up with a mention on Encyclopaedia Dramatica,....
>>34153interesting i wish to see this autism take place.
>>34151Can a blade be oiled with multiple diseases/poisons, if the oil is prepared ahead of time?
5 of the cannons are rusted through, in ill repair, or otherwise unsalvageable. They haven't been used in years, and the rest will need heavy refitting
>>34159infernuis better get his own page.
>>34158this. soviet gear is worse than ching chong gear.
>>34162Is there even any powder left? The cannon is the easy part.
>inb4, remaining cannons just explode, because they were made by retarded commies.Did Tracy find anything interesting at the bazaar?
>>34164>Bolshevik scum tries to assassinate president by throwing grenade on stage>Grenade doesn't explode, because it was made by sovietshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Arutyunian >>34156Possible intentions:
She wanted to be friendly to Trumpaladin
She wanted to protect the birds
She's in heatShe wanted him inside her
She, like Tracy, wants a foal
Or most likely of all
She's a massive fucking troll who wanted to see the shit storm this would cause
>>34158Yeah I know. But we have industrial power
>>34162Take them all. We need the scrap metal. When they are outside of Durpistan, proceed with live fire testing of the trebuchet and catapult
[1d20+10 = 23]>>34167What does Tracy find while shopping/exploring?
Can she find anything interesting with her Detect Magick wand?
Also, rolling Gather Information to find leads about spooky/ebil vendors or places to find them, if that helps. Use glasses to Disguise herself as a young Half Elf.
On that note, players came into the game with no knowledge of the world, but how much local knowledge has Tracy gained since then? Did she earn any ranks?
>>34170I do more book-flipping cuz of you, I want you to know that.
Vendor stock is down, apparently the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goods, and no savvy vendors have yet filled the void in their absence. I mean there are trinkets that do things (in a mechanical or magical sense) but nothing combat, attribute, or gameplay modifying. Just little knick-knacks
>>34171>dark elves were using the bizarre to sell goodsThis is fascinating knowledge
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>>34172>wishlistYeah, I'm kinda running short on new and innovative ways to accessorize the party, outside of do-nothing accessories (like Thez's dragon-tiara which does nothing except look pretty and blink/adjust its position every so often)
[1d20 = 9]>>34171>the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goodsI assumed that, but it's good to make clear. We've got a precedent of behavior for them now.
If the vendors left, they should've either abandoned their kiosks, or wheeled them away. In the later case, wouldn't locals have seen them being shipped out?
Anyway, Search abandoned kiosks.
Also, buy Trinkets, just because.
>>34172This is mostly to investigate the Drow. Idk if it'll yield anything, but I felt like gathering info in town and getting to know the area, since it's one of her primary skills.
Does anyone know how to get ahold of Taylor Swift's faggot?
>>34175Post rare Taylors. It has worked in the past.
>>34175Post rare Taylors. It has worked in the past.
>>34174Oh. Well carry on. I still recommend asking gate guards and dock workers
>>34175I do not. I think we all scared him off
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>>34176taylor is pretty autistic its kinda qt.
>>34176Awww, why'd you delete? It looks like a good pic. It shows that IRL Taylor actually has hips
[1d20+10 = 27]>>34178>asking gate guards and dock workersWhy not?
Gather info check
>we all scared him offWell, it did always become dramatic around those times, for one reason or another...
>>34181I messed up..
Does a rod really project whatever it does infinitely?
>>34174The dark elves used gates and portals, so no transit that would have been observed. There are empty spaces in the bazaar, with the potential for new vendors and wares, but as of now the only allies Port Barry has is Sparintenar.
>>34182"Ain't seen nothin'"
Awww, it was deleted again. No hawt Taylor for GM,....
>>34187Hey, it works now. How about that, it was broken before.
>>34178Uhm,... Trump if you're not busy, I'd like to broach an idea with you in rabbit.