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Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33360
So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
969 replies and 86 files omitted.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34085
>>34082
Still doesn't mean it's not your child.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34086
>>34084
Sounds like Infernius needs some of that 'grass'
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34087
34088
>>34084
"Not exactly,... could you give me a hint?" she says with a hint of playful mischief. "Was it important?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34088
34089
>>34087
*clears throat*
"me asked you to be my wife."
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34089
34090
>>34088
Thez jump-flips up to land with her legs on his shoulders, looking down into his eyes. "That wasn't what you asked me, YOU asked me to make you the happiest minotaur alive," she says, even more playfully. "I dunno, I'm not sure being your wife will make you happy,...."
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34090
34091
>>34089
"you know thats not true, me want you and only you."
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34091
34093
>>34090
She leans forward and folds her arms on his head, deliberately breaking eye contact and forcing his vision to be obscured by her ahem torso and such. "Let me think,...."
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34092
34093
she's still clothed btw, but the effect is pretty obvious
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34093
>>34092
>>34091
*tries to contain erection*
*fails*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34094
Thez suddenly realizes that everyone - who is still in the room - stopped talking, and looks around. "What?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34095
34096 34097 34108
Okay, so Torcuil ventured into town, Tracy's player is busy (so idle) and Trump is at the mill.
"Hmmm. I guess it IS just you and me."
Trollestia clears her throat.
"And her."
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34096
34100
>>34095
"get out thot horse."
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34097
34100
>>34095
Is Slovenia at the mill and are any of the constructs completed?

If yes to both, Slovenia is invited to a live fire exercise to test the catapult and trebuchet
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34099
34102
>>34098
i am nice to Tracy.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34100
34101 34102 34108
>>34097
Slo> "I thought you'd never ask!"
Yes to both
>>34096
Tro> "Uhm,... this is technically my,... I don't know why you all congregate here of all places when there's a vast and opulescent tower at your disposal."
Thez> "She's right you know,... lets take this somewhere more,... <whooof> private," she says, porting both to the Forge, which though nothing has been made in a couple days, is still active keeping the room quite warm. She jump-flips off Infernius and slowly steps back coyly. "I don't get you,... I mean we already made an agreement, drenched in the blood of our enemies with,... well not a minister per say, but Torcuil is sufficiently sovereign. What more are you looking for?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34101
34103 34105
>>34100
"monogamy, because me will never love anyone more than me love you.""
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34102
>>34099
I thought you were saying that to Tracy...

>>34100
So Trumpaladin, the Generals, the Sparintenar trainees, Fae, and Slovenia all proceed to an open area where they can test both the catapult and the trebuchet. Perhaps they use the wall that used to surround the pyramid, or the city wall of Durpistan, to test the efficacy of the shots.

But the way, a group goes in to retrieve the cannons from Durpistan

So are there any important stats that need to be known?

Also, just a lot of beautiful rock throwing from the glorious trebuchet
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34103
34105 34108
>>34101
"except maybe.....our daughter."
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34105
34106 34107
>>34101
>>34103
She smiles playfully and leans against,... I dunno, a wall or something. "Hmmmm,... nah. I'm pretty sure this is just a phase."
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34106
34110
>>34105
"its not a phase me will love you forever!"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34107
34120
>>34105
Torc married them using his 3 day online minister course.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34108
34109 34111
>>34079
>I don't know how much she cares
She killed Copper over this horseshit. I made a point of setting the precedent there. This is a dozen times worse than that, and it wasn't even >rape. Why did it have to be with the character she hates the most?
If nobody died for something as bad as this, would that be fair to Copper?
>they aren't married
>Implying
Cheating on your fiance is still cheating.
>>34082
Reeeeeeeee That's a load of horseshit! You know she doesn't like cheating.
>Implying "accidental" babies don't matter
>>34095
Tracy has disappeared, from the characters' perspective. She vanished and is now lurking.
>>34100
Wait, did the characters seriously go to the Stables? Fug, the birds are in there...
>>34103
Or son*
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34109
34113
>>34108
Well fuck

Empathic link, since they are probably close enough, just barely:
>"Hi Tracy! How are your birdies!"
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34110
34112
>>34106
"Teee,... okay, but what is the point of a big to do? We're already committed or should be - GM so what's the point of a big 'thing'?"
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34111
34113
>>34108
She killed copper because he rode her and not Tracy. But Tracy is a full paladin's mount now and has been ridden by him several times. She has nothing to be jealous of
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34112
34139
>>34110
"because you are that important to me, me want to Give you the best wedding ever."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34113
34114 34116 34117 34120
ivelostcontrolofmylife.jpg
>>34111
He fugged Troll, Anon, consensually! And he did it right in front of Tracy's birds to boot.
>>34109
>'..............................'
(she's found out; she's unresponsive)

Where are all the characters?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34114
>>34113
me and thez are in the forge.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34115
34133
Actually, screw this for now. Tracy goes to check on her Nithing Pole in the forest.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34116
34118
>>34113
>"you wanna try out wedding dresses?"
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34117
34119
>>34113
There should have been enough dividers in the stable to block view from the birds...
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34118
34121 34122
bearhunting.jpg
Detect good to discern every aura in the tower.
>>34116
No response. It's to be assumed she's out of telepathic range.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34119
34132
>>34117
It matters, did Slovenia have the stables renovated, like Tracy asked her to?
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34120
34132
>>34107
ALSO, Infernius made Torc an admiral. Admirals are higher in rank than a captain. Captains can marry people.
Therefore Torc can legally marry people
>>34113
Torc's in town getting away from the clusterfuck
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34121
>>34118
infernuis is in the forge."
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34122
34123
>>34118
You find Infernius and Trollestia
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34123
34124 34125
>>34122
Where though?
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34124
>>34123
Infernius just said he was in the forge, and Trollestia never leaves the stables
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34125
>>34123
im in the forge shes in the stables.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34126
34127 34129
Btw, did Lenos ever return to the tower?
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34127
34128 34132
>>34126
Freaking this. I'm going to have to be cautious getting the cannons from Durpistan, because his damned girlfriend is probably still there
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34128
34131
>>34127
She won't hurt him if he minds his own business. Black Dragons aren't exactly trustworthy, but she's not stupid enough to break a deal that her life depended on.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34129
>>34126
no.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34130
34133
5-horse-skull.jpg
Tracy arrives at her Nithing Pole and checks to see if any creature has made contact with it.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34131
34132
image.png
>>34128
>Trusting a bitch dragon
>ever
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34132
34133 34134 34135
>>34119
Yes
>>34120
Yeah, but it wasn't that type of vow ceremony. Good point tho.
>>34127
You should have someone test-fire those cannons first
>>34131
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34133
34136
>>34132
Could you answer:
>>34057
>>34074
>>34115
>>34130
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34134
34136
>>34132
is anything happening in town or is Torc wandering aimlessly?
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34135
34136
>>34132
>Test fire
That sounds ominous. Very ominous. I'll think we'll just take possession of them first, then later get pirates who actually know what they are doing
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34136
34137 34141
>>34133
>energy drain
No. Either contagion or energy drain could be added though
>contagion as a poison
That's pretty much what poison is. Btw, I stumbled across a gnarly poison that does 1d10 con on initial and secondary,... but I don't recall what/where I saw it
>Nithing Pole
Uhm,... maybe? I'm still not sure how to incorporate that. I mean, most of the individuals/creatures that might at this point would enemies to the party anyway.
>>34135
I think I said there was a dozen yes?
>>34134
Working on it
GM just ran a quick errand and is getting his head back in the game
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34137
34138
>>34136
I recall there being 24 potential pirates in total
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34138
34142
>>34137
I was talking about the cannons
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34139
34140 34141
>>34112
>best wedding ever
"How about a masquerade ball?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34140
34148
>>34139
"what ever you want baby."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34141
34147
>>34136
>no energy drain
Alright, so they're just regular clawed gauntlets then? They didn't use-up any of Soros's scales?
>Contagion as a poison
What kinds of diseases can she have access to?

Anyway, Tracy folds up her Nithing pole, puts it in her bag, and heads off to explore Port Barry.
Can she go shopping?
>>34139
>masquerade
Aren't masquerades for nobles from clans that hate each other and need masks just to enjoy the party? What kinds of guests is she planning on inviting?
..... Or I might just be an insufferable history nerd.. don't mind me...
eskaF
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No.34142
34143 34147
>>34138
Oh. Well I don't recall the number given. But I guess Trumpaladin goes to Durpistan. The Spartans are told that there is still every intent to train them in Football, but that due to a shift in the political situation they need to be ready for war as well.

Trumpaladin enters Durpistan and yells out to the darkness:
"Kiynen! I know you are there! I know you are among the ruined and burned buildings. Let me tell you. An army approaches. The army is here to collect cannons weapons of war left behind by the city's inhabitants. That is their only purpose. They mean you no harm. Eat your fetid corpses, and you shall be unharmed."

He stares out into the darkness on Fae while spamming detect evil. The soldiers retrieve the cannons. Slovenia is asked to look at the cannons and give an assessment of their condition based upon her knowledge. I guess ask a Spartan Trainee as well, since he might know something about cannons.
\r
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34143
34145
>>34142
Shouldn't Killy be at the beach with Lenos by now? She wanted Torc's help in transporting the corpses, but I imagine Lenos would've obliged as well.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34144
34147
Btw, a character's possible melee Sneak Attack number is limited to two simultaneous stabs, correct?
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34145
34146
>>34143
I am not sure. I'm not taking any chances though with bitch dragon. You know how your character was pissed that she couldn't kill Trollestia on their first encounter and has had kind of a slight vendetta against her since? That's Trumpaladin and Kiynen
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34146
34155
>>34145
>had kind of a slight vendetta against her since
Well, that "vendetta" had been nearly forgotten.. until recently...
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34147
34148 34151 34155
>>34141
>scales
Some, that's part of what allows them to be animated. Remember, that was a rush-job
>diseases
Uhm, diseases take no less than a day to incubate. If you're looking for combat advantages, poisons are the way to go. I mean unless you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effect, it seems like a moot point desu
>shopping
Sure
>masquerades
GM's eye twitches
That depends on how long in advance the ceremony is planned
>>34142
I'm sure you meant "shift" in political sit.
>>34144
Yes,....


Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34148
34149 34159
>>34147
>>34140

Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34149
34150
>>34148
You've just given me license for one of the most autistic ideas I've had in recent months. I hope you know that.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34150
34153
>>34149
>implying.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34151
34152 34161
250px-Leukodaemon.jpg
>>34147
>diseases take no less than a day to incubate
>you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effect
Well, that's the point. A character wouldn't know they had the disease until the symptoms manifested, let alone what disease they had. They'd probably be sure to get treated for poisons, but they're much less likely to think about diseases they may have contracted. That way, if Tracy fails to kill her target on the first encounter, said target may just as likely die in his/her sleep once the disease finishes incubating inside them.
>eye twitches
I won't even ask...
>shopping
Alright, Tracy wanders through the back alley of the bazaar, looking for anything interesting.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34152
34154
>>34151
pictures for ants.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34153
34160
>>34150
You don't understand, this is some next-level shit. I mean,... I'm astonished at the level of autism of this idea. Its just,... whoa. Its an idea so autistic and ambitious, it would require mod approval.

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34154
d0b0fae44ac57f0fc7d50c47e572662e.jpg
>>34152
Raven Mocker: a Cherokee Witch.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34155
34156 34158
>>34146
She was just trying to help Tracy with her birds by making Trumpaladin be nicer to them...

>>34147
Well, in any event, Trumpaladin is retrieving the cannons. Tell me if a spartan or Slovenia had anything to say about the state of the cannons, or if Kiynen shows herself either in a hostile or non-hostile manner
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34156
34159 34166
>>34155
Idk wtf her intention was, but she thought wrong...
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34158
34164 34166
>>34155
Be careful with those cannons. They were made by commies. I wouldn't touch a soviet-made butterknife, let alone a cannon.
P4FwV
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No.34159
34163
[1d12 = 5]
>>34156
She DID get him to agree to that at least,....
>>34148
Final warning, this will likely end up with a mention on Encyclopaedia Dramatica,....
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34160
34167
>>34153
interesting i wish to see this autism take place.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34161
34167
>>34151
Can a blade be oiled with multiple diseases/poisons, if the oil is prepared ahead of time?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34162
34165 34166
5 of the cannons are rusted through, in ill repair, or otherwise unsalvageable. They haven't been used in years, and the rest will need heavy refitting

Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34163
34167
>>34159
infernuis better get his own page.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34164
34165
>>34158
this. soviet gear is worse than ching chong gear.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34165
>>34162
Is there even any powder left? The cannon is the easy part.
>inb4, remaining cannons just explode, because they were made by retarded commies.
Did Tracy find anything interesting at the bazaar?
>>34164
>Bolshevik scum tries to assassinate president by throwing grenade on stage
>Grenade doesn't explode, because it was made by soviets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Arutyunian
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34166
34167
>>34156
Possible intentions:
She wanted to be friendly to Trumpaladin
She wanted to protect the birds

She's in heat
She wanted him inside her
She, like Tracy, wants a foal

Or most likely of all
She's a massive fucking troll who wanted to see the shit storm this would cause

>>34158
Yeah I know. But we have industrial power

>>34162
Take them all. We need the scrap metal. When they are outside of Durpistan, proceed with live fire testing of the trebuchet and catapult
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34167
34168 34170
pinkie_pie_rocket_by_lexuzieel-d4qqxo0.png.jpg
>>34161
No
>>34160
>>34163
>pic related
>>34166
>shitstorm
DING its a game, don't get too bent about it
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34168
34169
1513197126875.png
>>34167

Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34169
>>34168
Pssst, message in rabbit
stxqm
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No.34170
34171
[1d20+10 = 23]
>>34167
What does Tracy find while shopping/exploring?
Can she find anything interesting with her Detect Magick wand?
Also, rolling Gather Information to find leads about spooky/ebil vendors or places to find them, if that helps. Use glasses to Disguise herself as a young Half Elf.
On that note, players came into the game with no knowledge of the world, but how much local knowledge has Tracy gained since then? Did she earn any ranks?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34171
34172 34174
>>34170
I do more book-flipping cuz of you, I want you to know that.
Vendor stock is down, apparently the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goods, and no savvy vendors have yet filled the void in their absence. I mean there are trinkets that do things (in a mechanical or magical sense) but nothing combat, attribute, or gameplay modifying. Just little knick-knacks
eskaF
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No.34172
34173 34174
>>34171
>dark elves were using the bizarre to sell goods
This is fascinating knowledge
\r
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34173
34191
>>34172
>wishlist
Yeah, I'm kinda running short on new and innovative ways to accessorize the party, outside of do-nothing accessories (like Thez's dragon-tiara which does nothing except look pretty and blink/adjust its position every so often)
stxqm
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No.34174
34178 34185
[1d20 = 9]
>>34171
>the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goods
I assumed that, but it's good to make clear. We've got a precedent of behavior for them now.
If the vendors left, they should've either abandoned their kiosks, or wheeled them away. In the later case, wouldn't locals have seen them being shipped out?
Anyway, Search abandoned kiosks.
Also, buy Trinkets, just because.
>>34172
This is mostly to investigate the Drow. Idk if it'll yield anything, but I felt like gathering info in town and getting to know the area, since it's one of her primary skills.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34175
34176 34177 34178
Does anyone know how to get ahold of Taylor Swift's faggot?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34176
34179 34181 34187
1511980172275.gif
>>34175
Post rare Taylors. It has worked in the past.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34177
1511982105200.jpg
>>34175
Post rare Taylors. It has worked in the past.
eskaF
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No.34178
34180 34182 34188
>>34174
Oh. Well carry on. I still recommend asking gate guards and dock workers

>>34175
I do not. I think we all scared him off
\r
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34179
>>34176
taylor is pretty autistic its kinda qt.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34180
>>34178
>voiding a contract
"That BITCH!"
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34181
34182
>>34176
Awww, why'd you delete? It looks like a good pic. It shows that IRL Taylor actually has hips
stxqm
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No.34182
34185
[1d20+10 = 27]
>>34178
>asking gate guards and dock workers
Why not?
Gather info check
>we all scared him off
Well, it did always become dramatic around those times, for one reason or another...
>>34181
I messed up..

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34184
34186
Does a rod really project whatever it does infinitely?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34185
34187
>>34174
The dark elves used gates and portals, so no transit that would have been observed. There are empty spaces in the bazaar, with the potential for new vendors and wares, but as of now the only allies Port Barry has is Sparintenar.
>>34182
"Ain't seen nothin'"

Awww, it was deleted again. No hawt Taylor for GM,....
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34186
34189
>>34184
Uhm, what do you mean?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34187
34188
>>34176
>>34185

Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34188
34190
>>34187
Hey, it works now. How about that, it was broken before.
>>34178
Uhm,... Trump if you're not busy, I'd like to broach an idea with you in rabbit.