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Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33360
So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
969 replies and 91 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34290
34291 34294
>>34286
Idk.. A fiendish raven is a lawful-aligned creature.
You're character is chaotic anyway.
>>34287
Several of the previous characters have their heads in the mess hall, including the last Paladin who owned Vadereim.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34291
>>34290
i meant irl.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34292
34294 34296
>>34289
>>34286
Oh, irl.
It depends on the state you live in, plus zoning bullshit.
I have handled pigeons.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34293
34296
>>34289
i have.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34294
34295
>>34292
>>34290
is a Choatic raven a thing?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34295
>>34294
In game?
Idk. Fiendish Raven, from the summon monster table, is a Lawful Evil creature: it counts as casting a Lawful and Evil spell.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34296
34297 34299 34300 34303
>>34292
>>34293
What are pigeons like?

GM does anything happen in the town?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34297
>>34296
like you'd expect.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34298
34300
>>34283
To Tracy

>"Hi Tracy. I'm out today. Do you want me to pick up anything from the forest for you, or get you any food?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34299
34302 34303
>>34296
>pigeons like?
Well, what about them? They're pigeons.
They're harder to handle than you'd expect.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34300
34304
>>34298
>'........... I'm fine...'
>>34296
Nothing happened while Tracy was there..
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34301
34303
so are infernuis and thez still 69ing?
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34302
>>34299
>harder to handle than you expect
Thats what I was looking for
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34303
34305 34306 34308 34312
>>34277
I'd say 1 wk per feat
>>34279
That depends on who one is appealing to. Marriage typically involves submitting to an authority outside of ones self or their partnership, making those to be married supplicants. You will note that the vows Thez and Infernius exchanged did not require such, only a witness who could be observed as independently sovereign.
>>34286
Sure
>>34287
There's already a few, just to let you know,....
>>34289
There's legaities for bird ownership? In Port Barry?
>>34296
There are increasing decorations and planning, but nothing is particularly popping at the moment
>>34299
Insufferable bastards you mean,....
>>34301
I hadn't realized that they were, last I heard they were discussing the prospect of a wedding. She's not opposed to 69, but she'd much rather he tied her hands with her braid and had his way with her.
what? its true,...
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34304
>>34300
>"You don't sound so fine, little pony. Is there anything I can do for you?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34305
>>34303
>port barry
No, irl
>nothing
Well thats boring
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34306
34307
>>34303
>The Vows Infernius and Thez did required no outside authority
That's why it is not a valid marriage. The essence of marriage is that the relationship is placed outside of the caprice of the participants by making it no longer belong to them

>Thez's sexual preferences
She has better tastes
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34307
>>34306
True, except that Thez (Gilana) is a standing member of the House of Thez, having and maintaining the authority to engage in contractual and binding agreements so long as witnessed by a sovereign party.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34308
34309
>>34303
i was gonna interrogate darkie but sex is a better prospect.
*binds hands*
*smiles fiendishly*
"im going in dry."
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34309
34310
>>34308
Like binding her hands won't provide sufficient moisture,....
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34310
34316
>>34309
I think he's referring to a different hole
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34311
And while things get lewd, GM departs for 5-10 minutes to acquire take-out
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34312
34313
>>34303
>1 wk per feat
Alright. Tracy Trains towards the Great Dexterity Feat, in her free time.
Also >>34283
What gender are her birds and how many heads are in the mess hall?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34313
34314 34315
>>34312
>"Is there anything I can do to for you, little pony?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34314
34318
>>34313
>'…….........Let's schedule our wedding.'
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34315
34318
>>34313
i'd like some peach rings
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34316
34317 34318 34320
>>34310
I doubt it, Infernius doesn't strike me as the type who would abide stink-dick

Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34317
34321
>>34316
he would be if thez wanted it.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34318
34319
>>34316
I hope not

>>34314
>"............... Uh........ Um....... When would you like it, little pony?"

>>34315
Kek. So done
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34319
34323
>>34318
>'.............. Three months ago.... asap; this month, if possible..'
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34320
34321
>>34316
Please tell me the gender of the birds.
P4FwV
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No.34321
34324
[2d2 = 4]
>>34317
Which is why no
>>34320

Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34322
34323 34325 34330
Both Female
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34323
34326 34332
>>34319
>three months ago
Kek. I think she should only just barely be showing any bulge at this state of pregnancy

>"Silly pony, you've got nine months until he's born. No need to rush. We probably have a war coming up. That will get in the way of things. We can perhaps have a celebration once we have crushed our enemies"

>>34322
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I wanted a Sam Eagle
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34324
34326
>>34321
*continues aggressive fugging*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34325
34326 34327
>>34322

GM, I want an assessment of the Artilery situation. Like what essential numbers do I need to know and so forth. Both wooden weapons are tested, and the Cannons are taken to the Industrial forge for refitting, or scrapping if necessary. Does Slovenia know Ironworking to any degree?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34326
34328 34329
>>34323
Blame the dice
>>34324
Thez continues liking it, though displaying a diminishingly astonished expression of false-opposition
>>34325
>ironworking
No
>Artillery/machine essential numbers
Uh,,.. I'll get back to you
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34327
34329
>>34325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss3W-nXFDUY
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34328
34339 34359
>>34326
*stimulates clit*
*attempts to make ahego*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34329
34330 34331 34337
>>34327
Kek, I'll try to do that

>>34326
>Dice
REEEEE! I'll have to go with a Samantha Eagle or something
>No Iron working
Aww... We can assume Port Barry has Ironsmiths, especially since it was mentioned in the two city-improvement posts, right? Also, is Slovenia super adorable when the Trebuchets are fired?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34330
34332
>>34322
If I were to go with how I normally name mythological creatures, I'd give them Arabic names, but I've got better sources for this case.
>>34329
>moments later
Fine, whatever will make you happy. Sam it is then. I'll name the other one Bunny then... because fug mythology..
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34331
34332
>>34329
why not Colombia the eagle?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34332
>>34330
Better than a 9/11 Hijacker's name
I'll go with that. How does Tracy feel about Trumpaladins's suggestion in >>34323

>>34331
I did think about that. It's because Columbia is a place name, not really a person's name. But I cam go with it
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34333
34334 34337
>has nothing to do
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34334
34335
>>34333
And I got the fucking trips.
HOW
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34335
34336 34340
>>34334
Kek

Go talk to your waifu
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34336
34340
>>34335
this.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34337
34339 34341
>>34329
>ironsmiths
Yes
>Super cute
If by that you mean, a face of grim satisfaction, yes
>>34333
Trips confirm
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34338
I g2g for a couple hours..
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34339
>>34328
>>34337

Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34340
>>34335
>>34336
She ain't Torc's waifu. You guys just said it so much so I stoped denying it
He reconsidered after the "date"
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34341
34342
>>34337
>Slovrnia is in fact being adorable, as per usual
D'aww!
HUGS PONY!

Now let's test out the equipment with targets, preferably structures or walls. And with exotic ammunition as well
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34342
34343 34346
>>34341
>*Sharp pain in the back of the brain*

Okay, now I actually have to go.

Tracy decides to g check on her Nithing pole on the road to Cardishore and then makes her way towards the city.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34343
34344 34345
>>34342
And here I thought it was gonna be a recess weekend
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34344
>>34343
The ride never ends
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34345
34348 34349
>>34343
I just want to finally get those knives back...
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34346
34347
>>34342
Let GM have just one weekend off after three months. Or at least consider taking another character
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34347
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>>34346
>consider taking another character
Eh...
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34348
34350
>>34345
Fair, but you know they're not just going to keep a pile of knives out at the security area "In case they come back",... odds are they've been rid of by now.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34349
34350
>>34345
like why are the knives suddenly critical now?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34350
34351 34354 34360
tracy's knives.jpg
>>34348
>odds are they've been rid of by now
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Muh meme knives!
I'll take the liver of the customs managing directer. instead if that's the case.
>>34349
I always wanted them, I just finally got sick of waiting to go get them...
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34351
34354
>>34350
They actually say dark and edgy? That's pretty,... nevermind.
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34353
34355
>will REALLY have to go soon
Can the Entertron repair magical status affects, like energy drain and curses?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34354
File (hide): 66747C829551B4F83456E2E3C6DA47E3-6498113.webm (6.2 MB, Resolution:1280x720 Length:00:01:22, Edge.webm) [play once] [loop]
Edge.webm
>>34350
>>34351

Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34355
34356
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>>34353
Like I don't know what you're thinking
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34356
34357 34359
>>34355
Energy drain fucking sucks, so I want to know before I roll a 1 with those claws.
eskaF
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No.34357
34358 34359
>>34356
>stands thoroughly corrected
A paladin or cleric can restore energy drains
\r
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34358
34360
>>34357
I know.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34359
34360 34371 34374
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>>34356
I'll cross that path when I get to it
>>34357
This
>>34328
I actually looked, and just as I was about to give up (most "Dark Elf Ahegao" involves tentacles) I found this. You're welcome. The colors are off, but do the math.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34360
34371
>>34358
Is it harder to summon the help of a Paladin or cleric than it it is to get to the entertron?

>>34350
From what we know of the story, Cardishore is a center of enemy activity, probably as more or even more than the Court City. ho knows what you could encounter. All sorts of magic barriers and other things are possible.

I kind of want my character to infiltrate by disguising himself as seeking to host a reality TV series....

>>34359
>No hooves
Not as sexy as some of the other options available
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34361
34362 34368 34372
GM plz gib somethin to do
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34362
34363
>>34361
Talk to your waifu
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34363
34364
>>34362
Torc has no waifu
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34364
34365
>>34363
Talk to my waifu
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34365
34366
>>34364
Tracy's faggot isn't here
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34366
34367
>>34365
Wanna come plan out military strategy and test out trebuchets with me?
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34367
>>34366
I like military strategy
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34368
34369 34370
>>34361
You could always go to the whorehouse, they have whores and Fight Club
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34369
>>34368
Torc isn't a fan of whores but he'll take fight club
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34370
>>34368
I should probably go ask some essential questions of that one pirate we revived. I imagine he wondered over to his natural habitat of the Tavern
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34371
34373 34374
>>34359
Can it repair magick affects though.

Also, can Tracy still go check her Nithing Pole, and make her way towards Cardishore? I want her to go, even if she can't enter.
>>34360
What if the Paladin and Cleric we're incapacitated? I just want to know what it's capable of.

>tfw socially obligated to sit through two-hour concert.
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34372
34375
>>34361
Make us some items/scrolls.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34373
>>34371
But I need to talk to her...
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34374
34376 34377
>>34371
>>34359

Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34375
>>34372
What you want
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34376
>>34374
I'd assume it can't cure Geas, because if it could, the Thez would have have her's removed by it by now. I'd assume curses function similarly, and so can't be removed by it. As for negative level drains, I am really not sure
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34377
34380 34381 34424
>>34374
Alright.
When Tracy gets back, does anyone want to help me kill and revive that Triceratops 6 gorrillion times?
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
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No.34378
34379
I g2g
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34379
>>34378
Later
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34380
>>34377
I do!
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34381
34382
>>34377
>More interested in grinding than earning advancement through game-play
Just
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34382
34383
>>34381
Boredom will make yous do things
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34383
34384 34386 34402
>>34382
Torcuil needs a hobby. Like how Tracy has her birds, Infernius has Thez, and Trumpaladin has Football and Deal Making. I think Tracy's faggot had a good idea about making scrolls
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34384
34385
>>34383
Yeah, but scroll making is less of a hobby and more of a job.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34385
>>34384
>Torcuil needs a Job
Bingo!
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34386
34387 34389 34405
>>34383
Well now, there are mass-production machines down in the 'basement (the area between the top and 'bottom' pyriamid, AKA the forge) for making scrolls and potions in quantity, as well as a number of other machines that are more specialized and particular than the ones in the library do NOT ask me "What kind of machines", rather ask "Is there a machine that does blurrrr"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34387
34388 34389
>>34386
Is there a mchine that does blurrrr?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34388
>>34387
There are many machines that do blurrr
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34389
34390
>>34386
So if I am understanding you correctly, I can ressurrect all of the pirates, have them work at the machines producing items on commission, then sell the items at a special Trump Magical Item retail outlet that fills the void left over by the Drow being kicked out of town, trade a substantial portion of the items to Sparintenar for their manufactured items, and then sell those items in Port barry or where ever we can ship them to?

>>34387
I think you're going to have to go to Krenshall for that
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34390
34391 34392
>>34389
That's correct, though you'll need a certified magical technician to calibrate and maintain the machines. The machines are - for the most part - a hook allowing players to be creative about getting around limitations on crafting and item production. Nothing too fancy, there'll be no mass production of uber-ness +80 swords of murder, but mass-producing masterwork swords is feasible.