969 replies and 91 files omitted.
>>34286Idk.. A fiendish raven is a lawful-aligned creature.
You're character is chaotic anyway.
>>34287Several of the previous characters have their heads in the mess hall, including the last Paladin who owned Vadereim.
>>34289>>34286Oh, irl.
It depends on the state you live in, plus zoning bullshit.
I have handled pigeons.
>>34292>>34290is a Choatic raven a thing?
>>34294In game?
Idk. Fiendish Raven, from the summon monster table, is a Lawful Evil creature: it counts as casting a Lawful and Evil spell.
>>34292>>34293What are pigeons like?
GM does anything happen in the town?
>>34296>pigeons like?Well, what about them? They're pigeons.
They're harder to handle than you'd expect.
>>34298>'........... I'm fine...'>>34296Nothing happened while Tracy was there..
so are infernuis and thez still 69ing?
>>34299>harder to handle than you expect Thats what I was looking for
>>34277I'd say 1 wk per feat
>>34279That depends on who one is appealing to. Marriage typically involves submitting to an authority outside of ones self or their partnership, making those to be married supplicants. You will note that the vows Thez and Infernius exchanged did not require such, only a witness who could be observed as independently sovereign.
>>34286Sure
>>34287There's already a few, just to let you know,....
>>34289There's legaities for bird ownership? In Port Barry?
>>34296There are increasing decorations and planning, but nothing is particularly popping at the moment
>>34299Insufferable bastards you mean,....
>>34301I hadn't realized that they were, last I heard they were discussing the prospect of a wedding. She's not opposed to 69, but she'd much rather he tied her hands with her braid and had his way with her.
what? its true,... >>34303>The Vows Infernius and Thez did required no outside authorityThat's why it is not a valid marriage. The essence of marriage is that the relationship is placed outside of the caprice of the participants by making it no longer belong to them
>Thez's sexual preferencesShe has better tastes
>>34306True, except that Thez (Gilana) is a standing member of the House of Thez, having and maintaining the authority to engage in contractual and binding agreements so long as witnessed by a sovereign party.
>>34303i was gonna interrogate darkie but sex is a better prospect.
*binds hands*
*smiles fiendishly*
"im going in dry."
>>34308Like binding her hands won't provide sufficient moisture,....
>>34309I think he's referring to a different hole
And while things get lewd, GM departs for 5-10 minutes to acquire take-out
>>34303>1 wk per featAlright. Tracy Trains towards the Great Dexterity Feat, in her free time.
Also
>>34283What gender are her birds and how many heads are in the mess hall?
>>34313i'd like some peach rings
>>34310I doubt it, Infernius doesn't strike me as the type who would abide stink-dick
>>34316he would be if thez wanted it.
>>34316Please tell me the gender of the birds.
>>34319>three months agoKek. I think she should only just barely be showing any bulge at this state of pregnancy
>"Silly pony, you've got nine months until he's born. No need to rush. We probably have a war coming up. That will get in the way of things. We can perhaps have a celebration once we have crushed our enemies">>34322REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I wanted a Sam Eagle
>>34321*continues aggressive fugging*
>>34322GM, I want an assessment of the Artilery situation. Like what essential numbers do I need to know and so forth. Both wooden weapons are tested, and the Cannons are taken to the Industrial forge for refitting, or scrapping if necessary. Does Slovenia know Ironworking to any degree?
>>34323Blame the dice
>>34324Thez continues liking it, though displaying a diminishingly astonished expression of false-opposition
>>34325>ironworkingNo
>Artillery/machine essential numbersUh,,.. I'll get back to you
>>34327Kek, I'll try to do that
>>34326>DiceREEEEE! I'll have to go with a Samantha Eagle or something
>No Iron workingAww... We can assume Port Barry has Ironsmiths, especially since it was mentioned in the two city-improvement posts, right? Also, is Slovenia super adorable when the Trebuchets are fired?
>>34322If I were to go with how I normally name mythological creatures, I'd give them Arabic names, but I've got better sources for this case.>>34329>moments laterFine, whatever will make you happy. Sam it is then. I'll name the other one Bunny then... because fug mythology..
>>34329why not Colombia the eagle?
>>34330Better than a 9/11 Hijacker's nameI'll go with that. How does Tracy feel about Trumpaladins's suggestion in
>>34323>>34331I did think about that. It's because Columbia is a place name, not really a person's name. But I cam go with it
>>34333And I got the fucking trips.
HOW
>>34329>ironsmithsYes
>Super cuteIf by that you mean, a face of grim satisfaction, yes
>>34333Trips confirm
I g2g for a couple hours..
>>34335>>34336She ain't Torc's waifu. You guys just said it so much so I stoped denying it
He reconsidered after the "date"
>>34337>Slovrnia is in fact being adorable, as per usualD'aww!
HUGS PONY!
Now let's test out the equipment with targets, preferably structures or walls. And with exotic ammunition as well
>>34341>*Sharp pain in the back of the brain*Okay, now I actually have to go.
Tracy decides to g check on her Nithing pole on the road to Cardishore and then makes her way towards the city.
>>34342Let GM have just one weekend off after three months. Or at least consider taking another character
>>34345Fair, but you know they're not just going to keep a pile of knives out at the security area "In case they come back",... odds are they've been rid of by now.
>>34345like why are the knives suddenly critical now?
>>34348>odds are they've been rid of by nowReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Muh meme knives!
I'll take the liver of the customs managing directer. instead if that's the case.
>>34349I always wanted them, I just finally got sick of waiting to go get them...
>>34350They actually
say dark and edgy? That's pretty,... nevermind.
>will REALLY have to go soon
Can the Entertron repair magical status affects, like energy drain and curses?
>>34353Like I don't know what you're thinking
>>34355Energy drain fucking sucks, so I want to know before I roll a 1 with those claws.
>>34356>stands thoroughly correctedA paladin or cleric can restore energy drains
\r
>>34356I'll cross that path when I get to it
>>34357This
>>34328I actually looked, and just as I was about to give up (most "Dark Elf Ahegao" involves tentacles) I found this. You're welcome. The colors are off, but do the math.
>>34358Is it harder to summon the help of a Paladin or cleric than it it is to get to the entertron?
>>34350From what we know of the story, Cardishore is a center of enemy activity, probably as more or even more than the Court City. ho knows what you could encounter. All sorts of magic barriers and other things are possible.
I kind of want my character to infiltrate by disguising himself as seeking to host a reality TV series....
>>34359>No hoovesNot as sexy as some of the other options available
GM plz gib somethin to do
>>34364Tracy's faggot isn't here
>>34365Wanna come plan out military strategy and test out trebuchets with me?
>>34361You could always go to the whorehouse, they have whores and Fight Club
>>34368Torc isn't a fan of whores but he'll take fight club
>>34368I should probably go ask some essential questions of that one pirate we revived. I imagine he wondered over to his natural habitat of the Tavern
>>34359Can it repair magick affects though.
Also, can Tracy still go check her Nithing Pole, and make her way towards Cardishore? I want her to go, even if she can't enter.
>>34360What if the Paladin and Cleric we're incapacitated? I just want to know what it's capable of.
>tfw socially obligated to sit through two-hour concert. >>34361Make us some items/scrolls.
>>34371But I need to talk to her...
>>34374I'd assume it can't cure Geas, because if it could, the Thez would have have her's removed by it by now. I'd assume curses function similarly, and so can't be removed by it. As for negative level drains, I am really not sure
>>34374Alright.
When Tracy gets back, does anyone want to help me kill and revive that Triceratops 6 gorrillion times?
>>34381Boredom will make yous do things
>>34382Torcuil needs a hobby. Like how Tracy has her birds, Infernius has Thez, and Trumpaladin has Football and Deal Making. I think Tracy's faggot had a good idea about making scrolls
>>34383Yeah, but scroll making is less of a hobby and more of a job.
>>34383Well now, there are mass-production machines down in the 'basement (the area between the top and 'bottom' pyriamid, AKA the forge) for making scrolls and potions in quantity, as well as a number of other machines that are more specialized and particular than the ones in the library
do NOT ask me "What kind of machines", rather ask "Is there a machine that does blurrrr" >>34386Is there a mchine that does blurrrr?
>>34387There are many machines that do blurrr
>>34386So if I am understanding you correctly, I can ressurrect all of the pirates, have them work at the machines producing items on commission, then sell the items at a special Trump Magical Item retail outlet that fills the void left over by the Drow being kicked out of town, trade a substantial portion of the items to Sparintenar for their manufactured items, and then sell those items in Port barry or where ever we can ship them to?
>>34387I think you're going to have to go to Krenshall for that
>>34389That's correct, though you'll need a certified magical technician to calibrate and maintain the machines. The machines are - for the most part - a hook allowing players to be creative about getting around limitations on crafting and item production. Nothing
too fancy, there'll be no mass production of uber-ness +80 swords of murder, but mass-producing masterwork swords is feasible.