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Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33360
So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
969 replies and 95 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33781
>>33779
Don't put words on Hitler's mouth, Anon...
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33782
>>33780
Considering I've never had to?
Give me and Torc a week
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33783
>>33769
Like anyone planned all this. I had my hand all up in it, but no, this is beyond planning.
>>33775
That will take some very careful maneuvering at this point, but who knows what will happen next? I have found that the game goes smoother when I prepare for all the potential (to my ability) options and respond to the players.
>>33774
>blushing glare
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33784
33785 33786
>>33775
>>33777
"me now pronounce you man and horsefu."
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33785
33787
>>33779
"I bet you fucking vape"
>>33784
>amazing grace plays on bagpipes
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33786
33788 33790
>>33784
NO! NO! I do not take her to be my horsefu
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33787
33789 33791
>>33785
>amazing grace
"Oooh! I know this one!" Thez joins in with throat-singing not lewd

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33788
33793
>>33786
You've already knocked her up, and she's past her first trimester.
You're a man: make it work. It won't be that bad.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33789
>>33787
>Throat-singing
Rofl
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33790
33792 33793
>>33786
"you need take responsibly and marry horse she pregnant with Aryan baby."
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33791
>>33787
>bagpipes intensify
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33792
33794
>>33790
>Aryan
Yeah, sure..
>Wonders what inter-species demigod child will even look like
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33793
33795 33797
>>33788
YES IT WILL BE THAT BAD!

>>33790
She's evil and crazy!
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33794
33797
>>33792
CENTUAR
CENTAUR
CENTAUR
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33795
33801
>>33793
"Crazy about [i]~you."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33797
33798 33799 33800 33802 33804
Thez, uncharacteristically stops.
>>33793
"Wait a second guys. We've just stopped beating one another, maybe pushing a marriage is,... premature? I mean,... it doesn't have to be so rushed,.....
>>33794
I have something in mind
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33798
33801
>>33797
[Sad pony noises]
*Rubs tummy*
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33799
33804
>>33797
I prefer human that can wild shape into an Equestrian pony
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33800
33803
>>33797
Minotaur horse?
"Fine, but I'm fucking planning it...
Tracy, what colors do you want? I need to know for the fireworks"
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33801
33806
>>33798
>>33795
Damn it, don't make her act cute like that! You wear down my resistance! Reeeeee!
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33802
33812
>>33797
"o-okay"
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33803
33805
>>33800
I meant wrt Tracy/Trump, but I dont wanna say yet cuz lulz and potential spite-bans.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33804
33807 33810 33812
>>33797
>>33799
I want it to be a Demigod/Abomination Rank-0+ deity, with the power to warp reality, because reasons.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33805
33808 33812
>>33803
I know who you meant
>inb4 someon tries to push a marriage on Torc
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33806
>>33801
[Evil laughing nerd nouses]
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33807
33809
image.jpeg
>>33804
That reason is you are evil
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33808
33811 33813
>>33805
i will when you get the message you've knocked up one of the entities you fucked.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33809
>>33807
Yeah........
I'm terrible...
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33810
33814
>>33804
i would also like a +0 rank in demigod.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33811
>>33808
>Inb4, he knocks them all up, causing drama so potent it threatens to destroy the multiverse
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33812
33816 33817
>>33804
Technically, what I have in mind fits the bill,....
>>33805
If you do, I give you props
>>33802
"I love the idea of a marriage, but maybe let them do so in their own time and by their own will. It shouldn't be forced, it should be organic and deliberate. Besides,... no one was there for,... our,... agreement."

Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33813
33815
>>33808
Fucking hell, if Torc has to marry Death becaus he knocked her up I'm going to die
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33814
>>33810
Agreed.
We Wild Hunt nao.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33815
33817 33829
>>33813
>I'm going to die
A lot more than that, m8. He'll go where no wizard has ever gone before.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33816
33817 33818 33819 33829
>>33812
*gets down on one knee*
"thez will you make me the happiest manotuar in world by marrying me?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33817
33829
>>33812
Y-you said Tracy and Trump...
Torc sheepishly raises his hand
"I w-was at the agreement"
>>33815
Well I mean, he already did that when he fucked death...
Torcuil is the ultimate case of "I should have stopped long ago. But too late for that lets see where the fuck I end up!"
>>33816
"You already married her"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33818
>>33816
I thought they were already married? What about that ritualistic blood-orgy in Durpistan?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33819
33820
>>33816
>Bull is so stupid he tried to marry his Waifu twice
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33820
33821
>>33819
That's actually adorable

Also, the first marriage doesn't count because there was no legal contract or church ceremony
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33821
33823
>>33820
Thez said in Hell the massacre counts as the ceremony.
Thez is a dyed-in-the-wool Hellion.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33822
33824 33825
So does the party now consist at core of two never married individuals, a married couple, and a widower? Or do we need something more formal for Thez and Infernius?
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33823
33827
>>33821
This ain't Hell. This is Port Barry
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33824
>>33822
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33825
33826
>>33822
>formal
The continent is vaguely ancap. Tradition is the stand-in for lawfulness, from what I've gathered.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33826
33830
>>33825
Well wrong Tradition!
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33827
33828
>>33823
Well, it happened in Durpistan.
And The takes He'll with her wherever she goes..
>You can take the fiend out of Hell, but you can't take Hell out of the fiend
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33828
>>33827
Damn autocorrect!
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33829
33831 33832 33833 33835
>>33815
Didn't he already?
>>33816
Pouty-sad-hppy face "You mean, for real? I mean, the last was for real, but like, with more than one witness, and in an actual ceremony that isn't a blood-bath? Where you know going into it what is in store,... I did kinda push you into it after all,,,."
>>33817
That was an agreement, a verbal contract if you will, but that wasn't a wedding.

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33830
>>33826
Wood-elf, Duergar and Minotaur weddings aren't nearly as interesting; they're just more complicated.
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33831
33839
>>33829
THANK YOU!
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33832
33834 33837
>>33829
>Torc now has two weddings to plan
The joys of being the single one
I have a feeling Thez/Infernius's will be smaller, and more secluded
Tracy/Trump's will be a larger "invite the whole port" type
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33833
33835 33836
>>33829
"100% yes."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33834
33838
>>33832
Sounds about right to me.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33835
>>33829
>>33833
"and you didn't push me into it baby."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33836
33838
>>33833
>Not 120%
Give it your all, Infernius.
eskaF
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No.33837
33838 33840 33841
>>33832
Trumpaladin thinks the only way to get married is to have the whole city come to a ceremony at the stadium, married at the 50 yard line with FAE as priest

Except for a marriage with Tracy. If literally no one saw that, that would be fine
\r
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33838
33842
>>33834
Works for me
>prepares Gandalf fireworks
>>33836
>not 1488%
Do you even white pride??
>>33837
>accept for a marriage with Tracy
YOU ACCEPT?
That makes everything easier
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33839
>>33831
*Hugs back affectionately*
"~Flaaashy..! I want to get married right away.."
*Pouty-happy face*
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33840
>>33837
oh fae huh?
*sad minotuar noises*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33841
33842
>>33837
>Accept
[Blissful pony noises]
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33842
33844
>>33838
>>33841
NO. NO. NO. Except! Not Accept! Fuck you IPhone!
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33843
33845 33847 33848 33849 33853
A deafening <CRACK> is heard and felt throughout all players and characters, disorienting everyone involved, and causing sight to dim and fade.

As each slowly regain their senses, they find themselves standing solidly, on a backdrop of a cosmic star-field. There are no physical objects or architecture, nothing at all really, except the vast expanse of space surrounding,... except for a smug-faced coyote in a sharp suit, sipping from a porcelain mug.
"Are you here at last? Tired of making me wait?" he says.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33844
33846
>>33842
>Even Apple is trying to get Trumpaladin to marry Tracy
>Using (((Apple)))
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33845
33857
>>33843
Is that Johny Cash from that Simpson's episode?
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33846
33848
>>33844
My parents by the phones. Fuck off
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33847
33850 33857
>>33843
"Who the fuck are you?!"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33848
33851 33857
>>33843
Is the mug giant with 'reese' on it?
"May I ask who you are sir?"
>>33846
RIP in peace
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33849
33857
>>33843
"what the fuck are you?"
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33850
33852 33855
>>33847
"TRACY! Be nice to Johnny Cash!"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33851
>>33848
>Reese mug
Kurrent event kek
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33852
33854
>>33850
"Who the fuck is Johnny Cash? And what is this place?"
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33853
33855 33856 33857
>>33843
"I never thought I'd see you again"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33854
33857
>>33852
"You're going to have to listen to my play list on the way back. Now hush. Thez knows where are"
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.33855
33858
>>33850
>>33853
"who is jonny cash?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33856
>>33853
*Protectively glues self to leg*
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33857
33860 33861 33862 33863
He lounges on a chair, and with a wave of his hand, a table coalesces with cups for everyone. "Do sit, or stand as you prefer. There's sugar and cream if thats how you take it."
>>33845
Not to my knowledge, but there's been so many indeliberate parallel references that it wouldn't surprise me at this point.
>>33847
"Who indeed? Would you believe me if I told you? Who likewise are you, and who stands behind you?"
>>33848
"Sir? Are you sure? Is that an attempt to quantify and define what you see?"
(no, its not a giant reese mug)
>>33849
"How to answer? Can such a question be answered? While it seems specific, isn't it as vague and open-ended as any question? Don't questions leave themselves open to the interpretation of the person being asked, without really specifying anything?
>>33853
"Again? Have we met before?"
>>33854
"I... I don't. This is,... I mean I've seen illusions like this before, but I'm unfamiliar with,..."
"Are you?" the coyote asks with a smirk.

Anonymous
eskaF
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No.33858
33859
>>33855
"A God of course"
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33859
33862 33866
>>33858
"And what is a god? Is it a being? An awareness? An entity that is finite or determinate? Is it a will? A presence? A specific thing?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33860
33869
>>33857
Torc takes a seat.
"Fine, the politness didn't work. What in the everliving fuck are ye m8?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33861
33869
>>33857
*Growls at hearing question answered with more questions*
".... The name's Tracy."
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33862
33864 33865 33869
>>33859
"Just play it again. One more time. 'The Man Comes Around.' You will know."

>>33857
"Maybe not met"

I'm at a damn movie, I'm limited
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33863
33869
>>33857
"umm thez where are we?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33864
>>33862
What movie?
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33865
33867 33873
>>33862
remember wat happend last time you were movie posting?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33866
33868
>>33859
>Under breath
"Sounds tasty.."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33867
33873
>>33865
Kek
Good times.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33868
33870
>>33866
"Fuck off"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33869
33871 33873 33875 33876
>>33860
"Again, would you believe me if I answered you truly? Would you comprehend if I laid plain?
>>33862
don't worry, its mostly word-games and riddles, but there is a purpose to it, this was an encounter I'd planned for long ago, but it didn't fit with the situation so I put it on the back-burner. With all the recent to-do, it seemed an apt time
"OH ho, then experienced perhaps?"
>>33861
"You think I don't know who you are? But who is it who controls Tracy, who depicts and determines her actions?"
>>33863
"I,... this,... I don't,... except maybe in a dream,"
"Is not all of existence a dream?"
He(?) seems on the verge of laughter at this point.

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33870
33872
>>33868
She said it in hoers language.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33871
33878
>>33869
*charges this faggot*
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33872
33874 33877
>>33870
Don't care. He understood it through empathic whatever/sense motive

"Fuck off"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33873
33883 33886
>>33865
>>33867
What did I miss?
>>33869
"Alright you cheeky cunt, what is your purpose with us?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33874
33877
>>33872
this.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33875
33878
>>33869
>Pissed off expression
"Why don't you just tell us whatever it is you have to say already, and then we can decide if we want to believe you?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33876
33886
>>33869
"Can you play from your guitar?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33877
33879
>>33874
>>33872
She wouldn't be able to do it even if she wanted to.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33878
33880 33881
He(?) sips his coffee and waits patiently.
>>33871
What manner of charge, like tackle-charge, or rushing to punch/beat charge, what?
>>33875
"Perhaps it is because I can't tell you anything. You have to decide to learn it on your own."
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33879
>>33877
i was saying he most likely understood, not for you to fuck off just to clarify.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33880
33882 33884 33886
>>33878
>tackle-charge
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33881
33884 33886
>>33878
>[Desire to eat Johnny Cash intensifies]
[Impatient pony noises]
"Are we supposed to learn something here? Or did you just bring us here to be sarcastic?"