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>>33880You have Powerful Charge as a racial ability. Use that.
>>33873Still waiting for both responces
>>33881"Be fucking patient. We literally do have all night. Now clan the fuck down, let him tell us why we are here, and no, you are not eating Johnny Cash. I swear to God Tracy"
>>33880"Stahp!"
>>33876"What makes you ask that?"
>>33873"What makes you think I want anything to do with you? Did I ask you to come here?"
>>33880As Infernius closes and makes contact, the Coyote-fellow dissipates at his touch, as though vaporous and non-solid, only to reform as Infernius passes through.
>>33881"Have you not learned already?"
>>33886"Ring of Fire... Is it asking too much?"
"Are you waiting for trips?"
>>33886"no but we here now. why?"
>>33886Torc begins to visably look pissed
"You may not have asked, but I'm pretty sur you are the one who brought us here"
>*tips imaginary fedora
"I have birds to feed."
>>33887"Can you wait then?" ^_~
>>33889"Are you sure that's the right question?"
>>33890"Are you sure about that?"
>>33892"Sure. Finish off your business with Thez or whoever...
You want a small blue horse?"
>>33892Torc decides to bluff
"Yes, I am quite fucking sure."
>>33892"REEEEEEEEE STOP TALK IN KIKE CIRCLES!!!!!!!!!"
"TELL US WHERE WE ARE!!"
>>33895*points at screaming bull*
"THIS!"
[ANGRY PONY NOISES]
He(?) dismissively kicks off of his chair and begins pacing about the room, sipping coffee as he does so, all the while affecting a nonchalant expression.
"What is the question of 'why'? Is it a means to understanding, or is it a demand for understanding? Does answering a question of 'why' result in comprehension, if the individual receiving is not in a position to comprehend? Can you not see where you are, if you don't grasp the specifics? Do you need to be told what is occurring before realizing it?"
He(?) grows more serious for a moment.
"Does anyone recall the riddle of the faggot behind the faggot?"
>>33898"I recall hearing about it some few months ago..."
>>33899
"Coffee, and there's plenty of it! Please help yourselves."
>>33897"Listen Mr. ManIsAFeatherlessBird, me and my frieds just want a simple explanation for what the hell is going on"
>>33898Torc strokes his beard
"It sounds fairly framilier. Would you mind jogging my memory?"
>>33901"No thank you, I prefer tea."
*sips coffee*
"The question of Why is irrelevant, people!"
>>33899
i abstain from cofee and i tell thez too as well.
If you think the coffee can harm you, you do not understand the riddle of the Faggot
*sips coffee*
>>33909Its quite a robust blend.
>>33908Thez nods in agreement.
>>33906"Indeed!"
>>33905With a wave of his hand, there's a pot that says "Tea" that materializes on the table.
>>33903"Have you ever wondered who stands behind your consciousness? Who directs your moves? If this were a game, and you were a piece - a part of it - have you ever pondered who stands behind
you?
>>33912that made me kekThere is no-one behind Infernius
>>33913"No? Would you mind being quiet then?"
>>33911"Who directs motives? A few days ago I was looking into mind controlling parasites. I found a species of Protozoa that infects mice, makes them more likely to be eaten by cats, who are the real target host. Thing is, it commonly infects human males, and causes behavioral changes. "Increased Jealousy and suspicion." Fuck me. I have no idea why I do what I do. I don't think there is a larger purpose to it"
>>33911"Thats meta as hell. And thanks for the tea."
Torc drinks some tea noting that it is something almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea.
"Hmmmmmm, intresting question. I can't say I have thought of it before.
I have had someone appear from the clouds and tell me what to do though"
>>33914*Grumbles a bit before curling up on the ground like a dog*
"Hmmph!"
>>33917"She'll listen when he says it but not me. Well fancy that"
[1d20 = 6]>>33914"dumbass fox there no onme behind me."
*attempts to tackle again*
>>33917"Aren't you the one who always balks when directed?"
>>33916"Are characters unaware of meta? Hasn't GM overlapped the two on occasion?"
>>33918"Have you tried asking?"
Thez says generally "Its only answered a few questions that were not questions themselves," then directly, "Assuming we can comprehend what you are, what this is, and what is going on, please tell us who you are."
He smiles as Infernius tackles through him, barely maintaining his balance since there's no apparent floor.
>>33922GM a couple weeks ago: meta gaming is bad
GM now: why aren't you meta gaming?
[1d20 = 15]>>33924Bitch slap Trump for trying to bitch slap tracy
>>33925"Oh hush. The riddle of the faggot was introduced months ago. Like almost as soon as we got here"
>>33923"And if I said 'no'?"
>>33925"And didn't that player's directions almost lead the lot of you to ruin?"
>>33927"Why does he anger you, Tracy? We encounter dirties pretty regularly now. This is a friend of Thez, now hush, calm down, and drink some non-caffeinated coffee while we wait for him to tell us what he summoned us to tell us"
>>33929"PanzerKampfwagen! schadenfreude! (more unintelligible German)
>>33930He(?) sighs and drains his cup, before placing it upside down on the table and resuming his seat.
"I reiterate, if I told you who I was, what all of this is, what the point of it was,... would you believe me and comprehend? Would you take it in stride and maneuver on as you have had? Would that not defeat the point?" He pauses for a moment. "How DO I convey the point, if there isn't already a commonality which we all share, and can identify with?"
>>33932Snitchel?
>>33929"Alright, this is too much even for me"
>>33931"Because he's smug, and sarcastic, and condescending and I wanna' go feed my birds!" She says, with a childish impatience
>>33931Thez looks astonished, "Don't look at me, this is beyond my experience!"
>>33934"What... then... do... you...
want?"
[4d20 = 39]>>33931>>33936BELLY RUBS ON PONY! FULL ROUND OF BELLY RUBS!
>>33939Kek, 20, critical hit belly-rubs
>>33939*Rolls over and twitches erratically, completely defeated (for the moment)*
>>33940Infernius passes harmlessly through again, though succeeds in upsetting the Coyote's chair. He rematerializes as though still sitting on a chair. "Intent on ruining my composure are you?"
[4d20 = 52]>>33933"wanna help us kill off all the vampires on our local continent?"
>>33937Torc's faggot wants some sleep
"I...
I guess to be accepted if we're being honest here"
>>33943*Attempts to pick up chair and hit him with it*
>>33937"I want to get married and raise a happy family with my husband."
*Giggles at belly-rubs*
Thez, silent throughout (mostly) whispers, "I just want to be happy. I just want to keep going, with all of them. I know it can't, that eventually it will end, that nothing is permanent or completely sustainable. But,... I don't,... these are,... my,..."
>>33945>>33946Continues to pass harmlessly through, he(?) pays no mind.
"And the others?" he(?) asks
>>33947He(?) also notes. He(?) waits on Trump and Infernius.
>>33948Torc begins to reflect on himslef, and what he does want as his faggot goes to sleep cause its 1am.
G'night
>>33948"To have a family that wants me around,why do you care?'
>>33950Goodnight, and sleep well. We can't shake hands, or high-five, or any other such, but as much as I am able, I accept you, appreciate you, and look forward to hearing from you again, no matter what you have to say.
>>33952"Even if that means enduring a ban over a disagreement?"
>>33953>tears wellAww fuck, I'm honestly unironically touched.
Same to you too, and everyone else in this crzay ass game
[4d20 = 48]>>33949"To build something grand and beautiful, to watch over it and claim it as my own. And to not be hated in the process"
>>33956"And if I told you that I wanted the same thing for you? For you all? If I told you that I am the faggot behind the GM, would you understand what that means? If I told you that this game is more than a game between faggots over the internet, that it spans multiple dimensions and metaphysical constants, merging ancient technology with modern, to enable faggots just like your players and yourselves, would that make any sense? If I told you that the dice programs that you utilize were based on the aggregate will of infinite entities beyond human awareness and comprehension of the players and characters, that the results are determined by 'vote' per say, of what the audience at large wants to see, would
that make sense?"
"If I outright said "This simple game is a means to everything you wish to achieve, if you just set your mind to it", and through sorting yourself in the game you can sort, not only your individual existences to a degree that is beyond prediction, but likewise that of those you encounter, interact with, and affect on a basic and,... dare I say,... spiritual level, would you think my words silly or misinformed?"
He(?) refills his cup, and lifts it again to his lips, taking a deep inhale of the aroma wafting off of it.
"If I suggested that my player, whom you all have come to regard as the GM, has been operating per my dictates ever since this all came to be, utilizing magic and science in a capacity that is only vaguely becoming appreciated, to the direct intent and purpose of metaphysically sending shockwaves throughout the known world of humans, to change the dynamic and scope from one that acts as a prison of the mind and body to one where all individuals are free to responsibly and consciously pursue their goals and aspirations without harming one another,... would that make any sense?"
>>33960>>33959"what me don't understand."
>>33961"You are not the resident meme-magician, but tell me - use your faggot's knowledge if you like - what
is meme magic?"
>>33962"the foucus of many anons channeling there pshyches together to obtain a specific outcome."
>>33963"Precisely this. This outcome is dependent on context and circumstance, relating to a vast framework of otherwise mundane details in an otherwise apparently mundane world, coalescing in an overlapping dynamic of individual experience to achieve that outcome. It is an infinite game directed toward a particular purpose, do we agree on that?"
>>33966"Just remember I got a 20 on pinning Tracy, and a 20 on a >rape roll"
>>33966*sleeps irl and in game*
*infernuis falls to the floor(?) asleep*
>>33964"it would seem that way."
*sleep talks*
>>33967He places his cup back on the table, vapor wafting lazily from it as he does so.
"Consider this. If I were to suggest that each of you represents a framework of allies, largely unknown and unseen, who despite not knowing one another were seeking the same ends - if the details might diverge from one another, as you as characters have slightly different aims - but were all working together toward a unifying purpose that had ramifications that extend well beyond your scope but achieve the same ends for all more or less involved; if I told you that working together toward the betterment of the game, that resolving what differences you may have personally and coming together as a group might be the catalyst that imperceivably and metaphysically caused the coming together, the responsible and appropriate merging of intent and design throughout and beond your individual scope, what might you say?"
>>33964"I don't know if I believe in purpose. An individual may have purpose. But beyond that, I am not so sure"
>>33972"Did you not just say you wanted to build something grand and beautiful? I'll tell you now that it is perfectly within your capabilities to do so, and that doing so has more beneficial consequences than you could realize, except that you might have to compromise in order to see it through, would your answer be the same?"
>>33971"I'd say that I've see this before. You dream big, and you get really lucky and make a hell of a lot of progress, and then it all falls through, and you don't really know why it died but just feels all disproportionate. I've seen it, lived it, from presidential elections and "populist waves," to internships and job interviews, to alt-chan imageboards.
I'll go ahead and tell you where the weak link is. It's that "working together" part. Good luck."
>>33973"What's the compromise? The answer to that question changes everything"
Thez speaks up, "This isn't real. None of this is real, is it?"
He(?) replies "Is it or isn't it? What is real? Is this experience any less real than the one of the faggot who sits at their computer, at their mobile device, or indeed the player who sleeps and dreams, yet maintains a memory of this dream and that?"
>>33974>>33975"Indeed, compromise is a bitch. In some cases compromise means aspiring to less or different than you initially intended, in other cases it means accepting what is rather than what was aimed at. Is it not still worth achieving, if it perhaps is 'less' than one sought?"
He stands abruptly. "I can see I have outstayed my welcome, please accept my apologies with my assurances that there are profoundly scient entities who have taken an interest in what transpires, both in favor and against. I hope you'll see fit to resolve your differences in the most, and allow leeway for one another in the least."
>>33976"'Is it still worth achieving' is a question that necessarily depends upon the facts of the case. You're asking me to do a cost benefit analysis on a hypothetical that has no facts to it. Well I'll give you an answer that's as abstract as your question. If what stands to be gained out weights the costs, including opportunity costs, then it is worth it. If it does not, then no compromise is better"
>>33977"What? No need to go so soon"
>>33978"Well stated, but know that for all one's intents and purposes, in chess the opponent always gets a counter-move, hence the compromise of outcome."
>>33977"Before you go, may I ask who you are?"
>>33981"But I told you, I am the faggot who stands behind the GM."
>>33980"Don't you worry. I've played chess before. I am well aware of countermoves. The fact remains that there are some things to be given up lightly, some to hold off on trading until a better offer is made, and some to cling to come what may. Always be mindful of the power play. And increase your leverage where you can"
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