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Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
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GM, just to be absolutely crystal clear, I had intended on Port Barry running a highly negative balance of payments with a vastly increased quantity of imports not compensated for by an increase in exports. i.e., building materials are purchased abroad. That way, the effect of inflation is distributed upon the global economy, and not the local economy of Port Barry
>>21472i think i might start carrying an iron maiden.
>>21475its not on there but im gonna craft a masterwork one and get it enchanted with inflict critical wounds.
>>21476and then grapple enimeies and throw em in the iron maiden.
>>21476Like... are you gonna grapple people and put them in the iron maiden, which I guess you'll carry around on a horse?
>>21478im probabbly stong enough to carry it on me, or i could get a bag of holding.
I'm gonna read through all this shit b4 replying
>>21308"Another present? You're up to something,...."
>>21334No, Tracy got shot cuz she didn't roll for the attack, and when I did for her it was a 1 (with a -4 modifier for lack of proficiency). She's lucky I didn't have it hit her in the neck.
>>21336>>21337Check on the football
>>21346I was sorely tempted, I assure you
>>21371Now when you say "runs off with sausage", do you,... nevermind
>>21390Not true, you can grapple or sunder. Say a wizard has a medallion you wanna snatch from his person, that would also be a grapple.
>>21418Try me
>>21453I've been meaning to ask, where
exactly did Infernius first hear about a Sun Blade?
>>21472And why do you think I (Thez rather) put a jew in charge of monetary exchange?
I wish I could share all the keks and what-not that I'm not allowed to say/shit-post (as GM) but fucking christ, you guys are the best.
>>21480The only really interesting thing is a fight that broke out between characters. Tay is now out of bullets. Also Trumpaladin and Tracy are on a break in their relationship... again.
>>21481>where exactly did Infernius first hear about a Sun Blade?the picture books in trumps libary
>>21483Good answer! You won't get nerfed for that one!
>>21482Oh, I read it (twice). That knight Ocho shit was
hilarious >>21481>Check on the FootballMotherfucker
>I was sorely tempted, I assure youPlease do it next time he does something stupid
>Try mePlease do it
>a jew in charge of monetary exchangeSo no issue with finance or monetary policy thus far
>I wish I could share all the keks and what-not that I'm not allowed to say/shit-post (as GM) but fucking christ, you guys are the bestReally? Cause I feel like a parent trying to keep their children from drinking bleach or swallowing pennies
For future reference (if player are bored or have time, or don't wanna get nerfed) I'd like to suggest the following videos.
https://youtu.be/xZyDmfQuNNAhttps://youtu.be/e6A1M9BU51A>>21484what can me say, me faggot a quick guy.
>>21485Technically, I could have had Tracy wander right into the Terrasque and just get eated, but that would have been more troublesome than I was willing to commit to.
At that time.>Monetary policyNope, that was explicitly part of the contract that Ben agreed to. The town is welcome to utilize resources, and exchange them as normal, so long as there is no egregious affects to the immediate economy nor to the general supply and demand with regards to trade and inter-factional relations.
>>21487Yeah he do
>>21489"Hello, my name is Infernius' faggot, and I are roleplay."
"Hello faggot"
>>21490basically yeah.
>>21481"you my queen ana you deserve best stuff."
>>21491i haven't had any dreams about this yet,its a bit dificult for me to drop character. >>21492Inferius, all I want to ask from you is the next time Tracy tries to eat weird shit to poison the child, you grapple it first.
>>21491I'd love to have dreams about game,....
>>21492"Okay, I'll accept that. Please don't put yourself out about it though. Friends and,... well,... (doe eyes) I can do without things, if it means keeping those who are important to me."
>>21495i dont wanna be nerfed my man.
>>21496"even if thing could kill terasque and free everyone?"
>>21497Oh please, you'll only get nerfed for egregious Meta-gaming at this point
>>21498But we already killed the Terrasque and freed everyone...
>>21500then why are we still here?
>>21502Yeah That's kind of what I thought. I guess the answer is because the characters are still dead in their original dimension?
>>21498Thez seriously ponders the thought of freeing everyone.
"I hadn't thought of that. In all the hurry of sealing the Terrasque, I had forgotten about the legend of other realms that might be possible
through it," she darts a look at Infernius for a moment, but continues thinking.
"I wonder what possibilities might now lie in the Football."
>>21504"we go look at football?"
She continues. "What if the 'classic' approach to defeating the Terrasque were flawed? Or perhaps, were the only conceivable way of mitigating the danger? What if there was more to it than just sealing it away to be unleashed eventually at a later date?"
>>21506"then if that way flawed maybe a voidstone could kill."
>>21505"I think that's a good idea,....
>>21503"Trump, what say you?"
>>21507"I'm not certain he did. Remember when he first attacked, he spoke to it like a companion, rather than a dictator. I almost think he may have - crazy as it sounds - made
friends with it."
>>21509but Trumpaladin is presumably in the Tower having just fought with Tracy and argued with Tay..."Well, he also drained the life force from it. That didn't seem very friendly"
>>21508"I still think your plan is stupid, but yeah, that could kill one"
>>21510"uh well it make things it touch go away, me origanaly think me find way to stop from doing that and make ana ting with stone."
>>21512Nice pali
Thez is speaking to Trump, but her eyes are all daggers at Infernius.
"I mean, what do you think about the possibility that perhaps sealing the Terrasque might not have been the 'correct' method, especially with the prospect of liberating all involved to go back to and about their previous lives,"
>In the towerThen that's where we're all at. It's a little late to stall the dialogue.
>>21513"A voidstone doesn't just make things 'go away', they cease to exist. If I or you touched a voidstone, we would no longer
be. As in, no resurrection, no revive,
not even the memory of our existence to those who have known us. All traces would vanish, leaving only the sensation that something has been forgotten. I'll ask you now never to even suggest such a thing. You weren't,... you were weren't you?"
[1d20 = 3]
T> sense motive
>>21515"i ask ben about a stone more rare than a diamond he tell me it make nice ring."
>>21516"My cat? Tracy? What?"
>>21515"Do you mean to suggest that we should have annihilated it, or that we should have been diplomatic with it?"
>>21520"you know the lizard-cat wasn't "fat?" its name?"
>>21520"I don't know. The Terrasque is eternal, and vastly incomprehensible. Perhaps there is more to it than just a monster to be subdued is what I'm thinking. I mean, the legends had to have come from
somewhere, and many legends have a foot-hold in truth."
>>21519Thez mutters something about trusting Jews.
"Its true that they're more rare, but I'll tell you this," her voice grows quieter and more somber.
"I don't know whom I've forgotten to the Voidstone plains. I literally can't tell you more than that, though I desperately wish I could."
>>21522"thez you honestly think me would want to forget you? *infernuis tears up* me love you!"
>>21523>forget"No I don't. But you may be right. Perhaps total annihilation is what is necessary, at least as far as escaping this,... existence."
>>21521"Oh, you mean Fae. What do you want me to ask her?"
>>21522"How exactly was it that the tarrasque was keeping us here? I'm guessing it's not a coincidence that when it was sealed, it took the form of a football. Is, perhaps, the tarrasque Providence itself? That is to say, the avatar of Providence?"
>>21524"if we escape we still be together?"
>>21525"ask about terasque she know about football right?"
>>21527"But of course she knows about Football. I hadn't thought to ask her. Do you want me to ask her now?"
>>21529"then me say the teraasque stay sealed."
>>21529"Well, in any event, I can say that I feel like it is nothing less than Providence forcing us here. If that is true, there is no escape, and that is that"
>>21530"No, It couldn't hurt to ask," she says quietly.
>>21531"I agree."
>>21532"Ana *infernuis says while walking towards thez* me would rather be erased from existance than exist without you."
>>21532"So... Where do we go from here?"
>>21534I'd like to carry on with the plot exploration, but,...
Thez runs forward and buries her face in Infernius' chest. "I know alright!? I knew all along about your plan with the Negative Energy Plane! I heard all about it from Ponimaru, when you were talking to Ben! I,... I know. I just,... <many sniffs and sobs> it may be - probably is - the best way. Just,... take me with you. Don't run off,...."
>>21537"only if you promise not to sacrifice yourself again!!"
>>21539"weirdly enough, it seems to have worked out in the end. She was - you were - liberated from the infernal nature placed upon her - you"
>>21539Holy shit, you've got her with that one! One! OH!
Thez is stunned by that. COMPLETELY unable to respond.
She stiffens her lip.
"I promise." tears flow no homo unabashedly.
>>21539>>21543"I wish I could experience love like that..."
GM mutters something about making a lengthy post in the Tulpa thread
>>21543"good"
*kisses lovingly and wipes away her tears*
>>21544"try showing a little affection to Tracy"
>>21547"I did try. I've tried several times. Never rewarded."
>>21548GM interjects.
"In my experience, its not a matter of finding the one that is right for
you, its about learning to be the right one for someone
else."
>>21549"I don't think my personality makes me well suited for love then"
>>21551You doubt yourself? Then you are a fool. I don't say that dismissively, I say that respectfully. I'll put that one on the back-burner.
>>21551"it not so hard ou just gotta put yourself in their shoes"
Tl;dr This thread is ALL about romance, in one shape or another. The potential for one is likewise for all. Different shapes, different forms. Shush now.
"So then, a voidstone. Its not exactly something one can 'pick up and carry around', nor 'put in a jar and leave it'".
>>21554"me have enough faith in hitler to protect me he has all my life."
>>21555"You'll need more than faith. Voidstones are drawn to sentient life, but cannot be controlled by them. The physics behind them are unknown, but they naturally move toward whatever consciousness is in their surroundings. It is almost as though,..." she thinks for a moment, "almost like they are seeking consciousness themselves."
"... like an awareness that is devoid of consciousness, which otherwise seeks it!" she exclaims as though onto something not otherwise described.
She kisses Infernius fully openly, longingly, prolongedly, lastingly, sincerely, fervently,... need I go on?
"You delightful genius! A voidstone is a life!"
GM interjects
I didn't plan that, I didn't script any of this, and I take no responsibility.
>>21558"me smartest man in port barry!!"
>>21560Believe what you want, I had a
whole different set of circumstances and agenda. This is all literally serendipity. BTW, I never mention inorganics did I?
>>21562i bet you never thought this
>>1870 →would lead to this
>>21562 >>21563Marvelous point.
Who
could have imagined? Certainly not me!
Deliberately avoiding accusations of faggotry et alI thought this was-just/might-be going to be a fun game.
https://youtu.be/vzDPIrEiS-U >>21565>>21536Fae flew in some time ago, she just had the presence of mind to be discrete about it. She could discern the significance of the moment and kept vigil.
>>21566he wanted to ask her about the terasque.