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Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
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>>20554"How do Jew powers take effect in females?"
But circumcision is normal in gentile American children... reee >>20542"More rare? Sure, but rarity isn't the only thing that determine's a stone's value. Size plays a role, quality (as in, the number of imperfections in the stone), the cut, the clarity,...."
>>20552"Sparintenar isn't that far to the northwest of here. You take a left at the crossroads. It's part of the way into the forest. Its about the same distance as Cardashil, just in a different direction."
>>20552"None taken. I may be a jew, but not like those (((rats)))."
>>20556"do you know of any magic gems any were? me dont care if theyre at the bottom of an Dungeon."
>>20555"maybe we talk about this somewhere else trump?"
i know they got me. >>20558"Gems, not particularly. The only sort of magical stone I know of is a voidstone, but that's trouble that you don't want."
>>20560Don't get me started.
>>20561"tell me about stone ben"
>>20557"I respect your people, their long history, and they contributions to society."
*pauses and responds with a tiny bit of anger*
"It's
infernals I do not care for."
*pause again*
"I'll leave my personal issues out of this"
>>20559"okay..."
>>20559"Dungeon? Say what now?"
>>20557"What can you tell me about Sparintenar, its culture, and its way of doing business. It sounds like they are industrious?"
>>20562>>20561*listens*
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>>20562"Its a particular stone native to the Negative Energy plane. Stories say that the mere contact with one can reduce a person to nothing in an instant. They're rumored to be exceptionally powerful, but no one has ever come into contact with one and survived for but a moment. One guy is rumored to have done so, grabbed one in his bare hands, but he was obliterated before he could say "Piece of cake"."
>>20564"where is it? me stonger than man who get blown up.
*flexes*
>>20565"Inferius, Gemstones aren't necessarily the way to impress Thez. She's attracted to your courage, your willingness to do good, and great deeds"
>>20563"Highly industrious, extremely efficient, and painstakingly disciplined. Their wares are top-rated, but they're all fabricated by machine process, the people just maintain and operate the machines. Their society is strictly utilitarian. They are not opposed to entertainment or spectacle, but they don't practice it themselves. As such, entertainers and show-persons come from all over to perform. They're quick - and brutal - in response to trouble, and their leader has a reputation as the finest warrior who's ever been seen."
>>20565"Well, I don't know how much I can tell you, but I do know its not a matter of strength. A voidstone sort of 'undoes' what it comes into contact with."
Is that seriously where this is going? I should have known,....
>>20566"but she give me things all the time."
>>20567"What can you tell me about their leader? Aside I guess from being a fine warrior?"
>>20569"Be grateful you aren't looking for Jewelry for Tracy. That mare is not going to be impressed by any item that didn't require something to die to make it"
>>20570"Because she wants you to succeed in your great quests and crusade. That is what she values. That we spread good in this world, and fight back the infernal and Bolshevik hordes, while spreading Football and the American Way"
>>20571"a voidstone would be right up here alley"
>>20571"I don't know anything about him to be honest. He only shows himself when there is trouble, so the only people who have seen him - other than the locals of course - are dead."
>>20573"You're serious? You're serious. Well, the Negative Energy plane is a pretty fucked up place from what I hear. Get your affairs in order if you plan on venturing there."
>>20573"For Tracy?"
>>20574"For whom do they manufacture their wares? Is there like a corporation that owns the factories? Do they have factories?"
>>20577"no trump for ana"
"trump if me dont make it back clear my scroll history"
>>20579"Uh... I can clear your scroll history, but I'm going to tell you again, Thez would be more impressed if you liberated the Court City with me"
>>20541>>20543If you were a Paladin's Mount, you could access a variety of powerful spells
>>20577"They do minimal trade and supply for other cities, but most of their goods go to sustain and supply their own city's needs, the rest is,... er 'was' given to the Emperor to leave them alone."
>>20580Ever the opportunist.
"I should point out that the GM is a faggot, and one shouldn't expect all his explanations with regard to trade and commerce to make perfect sense," Ben offers.
>>20586ha-have you ever been to that plane ben?
>>20586Is it an Evil-Aligned plane? I want to go there.
>>20587"Me? OH no, that's a death sentence if you ask me."
>>20588"Its neither good nor evil. Its dominant traits are destruction and entropy, but favors none of the aligned extremes."
>>20581"But if you die on that plane, you can't crusade."
>>20584Be nice to Flashy!
>>20585"Excellent. On an unrelated note, what fine necklaces do you have that would go well with white fur... Uh, on a smaller horse or pony. Only the best"
>OpportunistAm I wrong though?
>>20588Why though
>>20583The benefits are insane. I understand now why he used to want it. Tracy would get like a 45% health bonus at least in Nightmare form
>>20591This. Stay away from that dimension
>>20591"Is the vacuum of space evil?"
>>20593>>20594"You don't need a voidstone!"
>>20592"you underestimate my power trump."
>>20597"It's not about power. I have no doubts about your power. It's about making best use of that power with the finite time available. And I tell you now Thez would be more impressed if you killed pirates, bandits, monsters, or liberated a city in the name of Football"
>>20596"Uh... Do you have any better necklaces with pearls? Do you have Platinum chains that can be plated with Rhodium? And if you could, does white metal really go that well with white fur?
>>20599She'd be far more impressed if you didn't get yourself obliterated on some fool errand, GM thinks out-loud.
Well, I really should be going (its almost 4 and I hadn't anticipated going into detail at this hour Xp). I'll be around in the morning.
>>20601"Yes."
G'night!
>>20604So did I,... 19 hours ago >_<
>>20602"me need you to give thez belt, if me go back to tower she might try to stop me.i need you to tell her i love her to"
>>20605can i go to the negitive energy plane before you go to sleep.
>>20605But seriously, if the metal is a similar color as the fur, would that look right? I guess the pearls would be pink. Would blue look good. Also, if, hypothetically, it were a blue pony, that's an instance where white metal would definitely look good, right?
>>20606"Aww... Inferius, she wants you to be as buffed as possible. She knows you love her. To prove it to her, help liberate this planet"
>>20607This whole quest reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDQSF1vUKS4 >>20608"you would deny me this (last?} request?
>>20609"Thez gave up her magic jew powers for you, so that you may live to liberate this world. Please don't deny her her request"
>>20610"me fight terasque me not be killed by the lesser ziggas in an alternate dimension"
>>20611"It's the dimension itself that can kill you, that is the issue. There will be hordes of brutes - hordes - you can expect to fight after we take the court city.
... Inferius...
I need you..."
>>20612"me promise me be back before you take court city trump." if me conquer this dimension me can do anything trump. me felt kind of left out of glory of terrasque kill. please let me gain my glory."
>>20613"and imagine how thez would feel knowing i conquered an entire dimension and retreved a powerful artifact just for her."
>>20613"You were definitely left out of the glory of killing Kefka, unfairly so. I intend to rectify that in our coming quests. I don't know what will be waiting for us in the Court City. I can only imagine diplomacy will not solve it. And I can tell you that we will be a bright, shining target as soon as we do take it."
>>20614"But... It's a void dimension. There's literally nothing there. Help conquer this dimension. Deliver a city to her, er, us."
>>20615"trump you have some honor. how do you feel about a deal?
>>20616"I'm not agreeing to a deal that gets you killed"
>>20617>>20616"Actually... What do you think you could get me?"
>>20618the city. in exchange for your asstiance in the void.
>>20619"I don't think I can help you with the void though. It's the dimension itself. Too hostile. It would take more than a city anyways to convince me it's worth the risk"
>>20604Go to bed, GM.
No use answering questions now if you're brain is melted by Friday.
>>20621"Well... Um... I did some research just now (let's say on a phone) on how to get into the Void realm. You need to sacrifice the life of the person closest to you on a day with a purple moon. You can also be called there by a god, but, well, if I had favors from gods, I have something else in mind"
>>20622I'm not GM...
But before I have to go, I just want to say I really want to journey to another Plane, especially a spooky one. It sounds like a hardcore mission, that could yield interesting developmental prospects for an extraplanar character.
>>20625>>20623According to the Great Wheel cosmology model, the Negative Energy plane could be reached via the Ethereal Plane
>>20625Why are you so insistent on making Tracy transracial? She's a pony. Born a pony. Embrace being a pony. Stop using jew powers to make her trans and make everyone acknowledge a trans identity
>>20626The spell astral projection [19][20] could be used to reach the Negative Energy plane via a cold ebony color pool.[21] Additionally, the gate [22][23] and plane shift [19][24] spells could be used to open a temporary portal to this plane.
>>20610>Thez gave up her magic jew powersCan we set the canon of this game straight, pertaining to what is and isn't Jewish? I know the Chaotic Evil Demons are globalist, like Rockefeller and Soros, but what about other Evil Outsiders? The Wererats we're quintessential Jews too, but they weren't outsiders. I don't think The really displayed any Jew-like qualities while she was half Pit Fiend; and she was very keen on drawing the line between Abyssals and Infernals. Meanwhile, we also have Hoo-mans like Been selling jewelery for us?
I just want to set the memes straight here.
>>20628So it's the negative energy plane and not the void dimension?>>20629It means Outsider. "Jew" is used because the word has meaning to others.
>>20628Tracy can use Astral Projection at will, but it'll take a level or two before Infernius or Torc can cast Gate.
>>20630Even angels and sprites though?
By that categorization, even Troll, as a Celestial, would count as one.
>>20627Because nightmares are my favorite monsters...
>>20635yeah and ogres are mine. what of it?
>>20635Then why did you chose to play a Pony? You could have started with a nightmare
>>20636I'm not Waifuing an evil extra-planar monster, that I can tell you
>>20634What about native outsiders though, or evil creatures that far from neutral/good planes.
Taylor is an Evil-alligned native outsiders too, despite her Celestial lineage.
>>20639I'll deal with Tay later. For now, she seems human, having come from an alternate earth.
>Native outsidersYou mean trans?
>evil creatures from Neutral planesIn general evil is bad
>>20645Determine how I feel about whatever evil-extra-planar elements. With Tracy it's a real problem
>>20646I think you're just being up tight.
>>20648Because of how youve treated tracy who has done absolutely nothing wrong.
>>20649There was all sorts of stealing from the party and things before you arrivedBut she attacks and eats weird things. There's a very noticeable effect on behavior, and not for the better. It will definitely go wrong
>>20650I think your just being a jew about it.
>>20652Jews like killing babies.