NO HOMO
Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>increases shitpost powers
>>20348 →
Those are the spells that can be chosen from, but she's still limited by how many spells she is committed to. Meaning, if she chose feather fall and disguise self, she would not have access to the others. These choices are permanent until Assassin lvl 6.
Those are the spells that can be chosen from, but she's still limited by how many spells she is committed to. Meaning, if she chose feather fall and disguise self, she would not have access to the others. These choices are permanent until Assassin lvl 6.
GM, should Torc ever commit to, say 2, magic schools? Or is it fine that he does what ever he wants?
>>20356
"Me love you, me have to go into PB for something, you need me to pick anything up while me out?"
"Me love you, me have to go into PB for something, you need me to pick anything up while me out?"
>>20358
Just in the off chance you're talking about a wedding ring, and not a magic ring to boost its holder, then I'm going to recommend asking help from Lenos, who can craft a higher quality ring
Just in the off chance you're talking about a wedding ring, and not a magic ring to boost its holder, then I'm going to recommend asking help from Lenos, who can craft a higher quality ring
>>20362
Characters can craft their own stuffs if they want, but Ben is the expert on jewelry and yes, Lenos is the resident expert on enchantments.
Characters can craft their own stuffs if they want, but Ben is the expert on jewelry and yes, Lenos is the resident expert on enchantments.
>>20369
>totally missed the significance of the ring Thez gave him, as well as the fact that she had his horn ground down to a ring that she's wearing.
"What can I help you with? I hope you're not some spoiled-brat special snowflake here to whine about your feelings," Ben says.
>totally missed the significance of the ring Thez gave him, as well as the fact that she had his horn ground down to a ring that she's wearing.
"What can I help you with? I hope you're not some spoiled-brat special snowflake here to whine about your feelings," Ben says.
>>20365
Not long, its a matter of melting down the base metal and then putting it into a mold. Maybe an hour.
Not long, its a matter of melting down the base metal and then putting it into a mold. Maybe an hour.
Ben realizes its Infernius.
"Oh, its you, I'm finished with that belt you requested. I can't say I agree with the aesthetics, but it should fit over your existing equipment without encumbering or chafing."
>>20372
Only one, and that because of bonus spell/day (for Int).
"Oh, its you, I'm finished with that belt you requested. I can't say I agree with the aesthetics, but it should fit over your existing equipment without encumbering or chafing."
>>20372
Only one, and that because of bonus spell/day (for Int).
>>20373
Hey ben can you size down that belt for me, it for a special friend. Also me want to know if there a rock more rarer than demonds.
Hey ben can you size down that belt for me, it for a special friend. Also me want to know if there a rock more rarer than demonds.
By the way GM, can I get any sort of Sense motive check on Slovenia? Presumably they were in contact for long enough to get a sense of her.
Torc finishes writing down the things he needs to know and goes to the tower
>>20373
Can I cast that bonus spell without committing to it? For now, more importantly, can they be used for crafts? I want to start mass-producing moar items.
Can I cast that bonus spell without committing to it? For now, more importantly, can they be used for crafts? I want to start mass-producing moar items.
For those who may be joining us, let me briefly detail the purpose of these threads, so they don't all have to be read-through (there's alot).
The whole point to these threads is 1st - to provide a venue of entertainment, interaction, and what-the-hell else ever (read shit/fun-posting, bants, and general social interaction over a board which by its nature doesn't allow for literal interaction). ITT we play characters based on classic table-top roleplaying rules and systems, where players can express whatever degree of creativity they are inclined to express, in a world that is far more lax about what is 'possible' than the real world.
The practice of expressing and experiencing one's creativity is cathartic in a number of ways, as it allows the player to either explicitly or implicitly take steps against many of the obstacles that they may experience in real life, surrounded by friends and allies who are generally willing to be there for one another, even if they don't agree (which is often).
In between working with/beating-on one another, the group is presented with a variety of contexts and problems through which they are encouraged to creatively work around or circumvent, and ultimately defeat.
Individual players - GM most especially - come from a variety of real-world shitholes (as far as personal experiences and troubling pasts) and this allows the player to work through, processes, sort, and come to terms with said experiences in a more permissive environment than the real world provides. Most players spend a great deal of time on the site for varying reasons, and this gives them something to occupy themselves with while they're doing it. It is - in short - the best answer I can offer to continue to help mitigate the Black-pills which can result of both shitty life experiences and the disposition of consuming too many Red-pills.
So, if you're reading this "that one particular anon", feel free to lurk, read/back-read (again, there's lots) and get lost in this constantly progressing and developing world - a playground if you will - and if you ever feel inclined to participate I will be here several hours of every day to respond and accommodate to the best of my ability. ^_^
The whole point to these threads is 1st - to provide a venue of entertainment, interaction, and what-the-hell else ever (read shit/fun-posting, bants, and general social interaction over a board which by its nature doesn't allow for literal interaction). ITT we play characters based on classic table-top roleplaying rules and systems, where players can express whatever degree of creativity they are inclined to express, in a world that is far more lax about what is 'possible' than the real world.
The practice of expressing and experiencing one's creativity is cathartic in a number of ways, as it allows the player to either explicitly or implicitly take steps against many of the obstacles that they may experience in real life, surrounded by friends and allies who are generally willing to be there for one another, even if they don't agree (which is often).
In between working with/beating-on one another, the group is presented with a variety of contexts and problems through which they are encouraged to creatively work around or circumvent, and ultimately defeat.
Individual players - GM most especially - come from a variety of real-world shitholes (as far as personal experiences and troubling pasts) and this allows the player to work through, processes, sort, and come to terms with said experiences in a more permissive environment than the real world provides. Most players spend a great deal of time on the site for varying reasons, and this gives them something to occupy themselves with while they're doing it. It is - in short - the best answer I can offer to continue to help mitigate the Black-pills which can result of both shitty life experiences and the disposition of consuming too many Red-pills.
So, if you're reading this "that one particular anon", feel free to lurk, read/back-read (again, there's lots) and get lost in this constantly progressing and developing world - a playground if you will - and if you ever feel inclined to participate I will be here several hours of every day to respond and accommodate to the best of my ability. ^_^
>>20383
What about artifact items, like the Rogue's Dice? Some other items don't show any prerequisites, but are still magical.
What about artifact items, like the Rogue's Dice? Some other items don't show any prerequisites, but are still magical.
>>20380
>TL;DR
We are a bunch of fucking nerds who use our imagination instead of playing video games together.
>TL;DR
We are a bunch of fucking nerds who use our imagination instead of playing video games together.
>>20389
Lenos, Thez, maybe Tracy,... AFAIK only Trump is absent. Taylor may be lurking, as well as Nordfilly,
Lenos, Thez, maybe Tracy,... AFAIK only Trump is absent. Taylor may be lurking, as well as Nordfilly,
>>20383
She keeps getting more and more adorable!
Definitely doing something with this when I don't have a paper to write
you've been warned
Um... What does she like?
She keeps getting more and more adorable!
Definitely doing something with this when I don't have a paper to write
you've been warned
Um... What does she like?
>>20387
There are a lot of items that'd be useful to other party members, but require high-level divine spells. With the facilities of the tower, everyone could be buffed.
There are a lot of items that'd be useful to other party members, but require high-level divine spells. With the facilities of the tower, everyone could be buffed.
Infernuis's faggot is going to sleep
>no rape unless your name is ana
>no rape unless your name is ana
>>20394
>Hugs
https://youtu.be/SNLJDR-XbVY
>general quiet
This is harder to work with (I need music)
>manners
Very good fit
>camomile tea
Interesting
>>20397
>strong individuals
Check
>who aren't looking to profit off of her existence
Under usual definitions of "profit," I should be good
>duplicity in ulterior motives
Be upfront about ulterior motives, got it
>Hugs
https://youtu.be/SNLJDR-XbVY
>general quiet
This is harder to work with (I need music)
>manners
Very good fit
>camomile tea
Interesting
>>20397
>strong individuals
Check
>who aren't looking to profit off of her existence
Under usual definitions of "profit," I should be good
>duplicity in ulterior motives
Be upfront about ulterior motives, got it
By the way, GM, what is the biggest baddest monster in the forest and where can I kill one?
>>20398
Encumbrance rules apply, but yes.
>>20399
You'll find plenty of skilled wood-workers in port who will be happy to help, if you're looking for something masterwork.
>>20400
At current level, 1/day
>>20401
And I thought MY schedule was weird. Like it'd be >rape. Besides, there are more reasons than combat that she wanted you to keep the str-buffs Xp
Encumbrance rules apply, but yes.
>>20399
You'll find plenty of skilled wood-workers in port who will be happy to help, if you're looking for something masterwork.
>>20400
At current level, 1/day
>>20401
And I thought MY schedule was weird. Like it'd be >rape. Besides, there are more reasons than combat that she wanted you to keep the str-buffs Xp
>>20408
forgive me for intruding (pls no bully), but why did you want to give up on black guard and go for assassin? At its first level, assassin doesn't give many benefits, while black guard and rogue give at least attack bonuses as you advance. Most of the good assassin stiff requires something like three levels in it
forgive me for intruding (pls no bully), but why did you want to give up on black guard and go for assassin? At its first level, assassin doesn't give many benefits, while black guard and rogue give at least attack bonuses as you advance. Most of the good assassin stiff requires something like three levels in it
>>20410
I was going to just be Blackguard, but I felt like I was precommitted to Assassin, after saying all that stuff.
I was going to just be Blackguard, but I felt like I was precommitted to Assassin, after saying all that stuff.
>>20411
GM will probably let you retroactively change blackguard to assassin. I think you would do well to embrace being light infantry. The team already has two slow heavies and doesn't need another one. Heavy armor really does have penalties
GM will probably let you retroactively change blackguard to assassin. I think you would do well to embrace being light infantry. The team already has two slow heavies and doesn't need another one. Heavy armor really does have penalties
>>20413
K, just checking. I've been back-reading, but I wanted to make sure. Encumbrance has more to do with speed than anything, and with the quiver your equipment (stored) doesn't affect weight allowance. Heavy armor would diminish speed is all.
>>20405
I'll get right on it. I should point out that there will be more random encounters moving forward.
>>20402
I will limit those, otherwise that's hax.
K, just checking. I've been back-reading, but I wanted to make sure. Encumbrance has more to do with speed than anything, and with the quiver your equipment (stored) doesn't affect weight allowance. Heavy armor would diminish speed is all.
>>20405
I'll get right on it. I should point out that there will be more random encounters moving forward.
>>20402
I will limit those, otherwise that's hax.
>>20416
Very importantly, it must be a creature that leaves behind bones, hide, scales, or some non-perishable part of the corpse as a trophy, and it must be killed and faced specifically by me
Very importantly, it must be a creature that leaves behind bones, hide, scales, or some non-perishable part of the corpse as a trophy, and it must be killed and faced specifically by me
>>20416
Can I trade that 1 level in Assassin for Blackguard? At this level, it's not very much use to me..
Can I trade that 1 level in Assassin for Blackguard? At this level, it's not very much use to me..
To put things in perspective (this would have been ascertainable by simple conversation and/or eavesdropping) upon the party's liberation from the rats, the city had new purpose and direction. With something to do other than fish and squander resources on the rats' inflated economic structure, the people took to the new initiatives with great zeal and interest. Craftsmen and technicians suddenly had worthwhile projects to direct their attention and skills toward, which only increased after the 2nd Soros fight (rebuilding and renovating). Additionally, they had an opportunity to see that in addition to community development, there was a need for individual development, which they also took to under the guidance and leadership of much of the party. The city now operates as something of an ancap nationalist community, both supporting and assisting one another and working for the betterment of the whole. Through these developments, trade and traffic increased, as the port had become viable and competitive once again, which brought more business, information, and travelers en route to other places. Additionally, the increasing wealth and prosperity brought people from outside the area who wished to take part in the developing community, rather than try and stake it out on their own. This will/is becoming more significant as the absence of the Nerd/Dog made it less risky for random monsters and things to venture out and not get eated by circumstantial exposure, which meant greater threat to outliers. So while the city develops and grows, so do the forces that would confront them, causing a greater unification of the city which only strengthens the community cohesive-ness.
>>20427
To rephrase my questions earlier, did the townsfolk ever actually get a clear shot of Tracy in her Nightmare form, or did the Nightmare's smoke grant enough concealment to obscure her form?
To rephrase my questions earlier, did the townsfolk ever actually get a clear shot of Tracy in her Nightmare form, or did the Nightmare's smoke grant enough concealment to obscure her form?
>>20427
Don't worry, I'm taking full advantage of this when I can get the time to write a speech
By the way... Uh... Anything else on Slovenia?
Don't worry, I'm taking full advantage of this when I can get the time to write a speech
By the way... Uh... Anything else on Slovenia?
I'm just going to have her craft a Shatterspike for now, as a practice.
>>20426
That can do. It needs to be something a single level 16 Paladin would have difficulty taking down, but would also not be killed by.
>lich
Too powerful
That can do. It needs to be something a single level 16 Paladin would have difficulty taking down, but would also not be killed by.
>lich
Too powerful
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>>20432
>fun
Oh I'm not going off slaying monsters for fun, but the point is taken. It looks to me like pretty much any adult dragon is a match, perhaps more
>fun
Oh I'm not going off slaying monsters for fun, but the point is taken. It looks to me like pretty much any adult dragon is a match, perhaps more
>>20428
They saw enough of Tracy to know it was Tracy. It will add to the rumors surrounding her as an assassin (too late to stop that shit) and/or force to be reckoned with.
>>20429
Not at this time, I'll think of what I can on top of everything else >_<
>>20430
Uh,... that's not an easy prospect by my estimation. To my understanding, a shatter-spike (which Sugoito is BTW) is particularly resource consumptive (adamantite particularly)
>>20432
Kek
>>20433
You do realize that encounters aren't supposed to be "to order"?
They saw enough of Tracy to know it was Tracy. It will add to the rumors surrounding her as an assassin (too late to stop that shit) and/or force to be reckoned with.
>>20429
Not at this time, I'll think of what I can on top of everything else >_<
>>20430
Uh,... that's not an easy prospect by my estimation. To my understanding, a shatter-spike (which Sugoito is BTW) is particularly resource consumptive (adamantite particularly)
>>20432
Kek
>>20433
You do realize that encounters aren't supposed to be "to order"?
>>20433
This ain't an encounter, this is a "damn it, I'm going to find something hard to kill and I'm going to kill it" sort of thing. I guess there's not really a way to guarantee that a dragon is an adult, for instance, versus a great wyrn or a wyrmling. (The difference is fatal I know). But there's got to be a way to go into a locale and yell "come out and fight!" Or at least see if there are any monsters (maybe human bandits) rumored to be operating anywhere.
This ain't an encounter, this is a "damn it, I'm going to find something hard to kill and I'm going to kill it" sort of thing. I guess there's not really a way to guarantee that a dragon is an adult, for instance, versus a great wyrn or a wyrmling. (The difference is fatal I know). But there's got to be a way to go into a locale and yell "come out and fight!" Or at least see if there are any monsters (maybe human bandits) rumored to be operating anywhere.
GM, the mountains immediately to west of Port Barry, what climate classification are they?
>>20438
if a unicorn were killed to craft a ring from its horn for Tracy, would that impress her or offend her?
if a unicorn were killed to craft a ring from its horn for Tracy, would that impress her or offend her?
>>20443
Its listed as a magic weapon, but I'm taking creative license and have it as an exceptional type of masterwork weapon, requiring exceptional crafting skill rather than enchantment.
Its listed as a magic weapon, but I'm taking creative license and have it as an exceptional type of masterwork weapon, requiring exceptional crafting skill rather than enchantment.
Also, idk if it was mentioned earlier, but can Korak's quickened sword allow for multiple sneak attacks in the same turn?
>>20445
Literally, not a whole lot. That whole lack of fingers puts a damper on one's crafting ability. Still, this is mixed nuts, so I'll concoct some parameters.
>>20446
No. Double, simultaneous sneak attacks is the limit (both pistols for example).
>>20447
Its fine. I encourage more questions, as one of the things I've been getting from those "Betterer GM videos" is on how to be more accomodating, involving, compelling, etc. Asking questions during the week is precisely what I prefer, cuz anytime I get a bunch of questions - especially those I can't answer right away - allows me to allot time during my vocational time (which, though labor-intensive is remarkably mentally permissive). I've got a white-board and everything so I can develop ideas and process/progress the desired elements.
In closing (literally, about to walk out the door) keep them coming. If I don't get to them more or less immediately that doesn't mean I won't, though a timely reminder is both appreciated and encouraged.
Any last thoughts, questions, requests, etc.? My main focus for today is "Crafts, monsters, City infrastructure (trade, development, economy), Citizen armies, Side-quests, NPC (Slovenia, +) development, Magic Item potentials, Inter-nation-state aspects (rumors, information), Evolving faction agendas, and Hugs.
That last one is more for me Xp
Literally, not a whole lot. That whole lack of fingers puts a damper on one's crafting ability. Still, this is mixed nuts, so I'll concoct some parameters.
>>20446
No. Double, simultaneous sneak attacks is the limit (both pistols for example).
>>20447
Its fine. I encourage more questions, as one of the things I've been getting from those "Betterer GM videos" is on how to be more accomodating, involving, compelling, etc. Asking questions during the week is precisely what I prefer, cuz anytime I get a bunch of questions - especially those I can't answer right away - allows me to allot time during my vocational time (which, though labor-intensive is remarkably mentally permissive). I've got a white-board and everything so I can develop ideas and process/progress the desired elements.
In closing (literally, about to walk out the door) keep them coming. If I don't get to them more or less immediately that doesn't mean I won't, though a timely reminder is both appreciated and encouraged.
Any last thoughts, questions, requests, etc.? My main focus for today is "Crafts, monsters, City infrastructure (trade, development, economy), Citizen armies, Side-quests, NPC (Slovenia, +) development, Magic Item potentials, Inter-nation-state aspects (rumors, information), Evolving faction agendas, and Hugs.
That last one is more for me Xp
>>20448
>I encourage more questions
That makes me feel better
>this is mixed nuts, so I'll concoct some parameters.
If I get a perfect meme-tier ingredient, can I craft some limited magic items, like with Kefka's hands?Or the Bull's Strength potions
*Hugs*
>I encourage more questions
That makes me feel better
>this is mixed nuts, so I'll concoct some parameters.
If I get a perfect meme-tier ingredient, can I craft some limited magic items, like with Kefka's hands?Or the Bull's Strength potions
*Hugs*
>>20442
Tracy is an insanely difficult person to get gifts for. She's not going to be impressed by gold or gems
Tracy is an insanely difficult person to get gifts for. She's not going to be impressed by gold or gems
Engaging, that's the word I was looking for
Tay and Norfilly in particular, I'm gonna startpicking on prodding you for more info about what you're doing and where/how you're looking to progress. No bully, and its fine to be more 'go with the flow' or whatever, but I'll make more of an effort to bring your characters forward in future.
Tay and Norfilly in particular, I'm gonna start
>>20451
Most of it went into the bath, and the rest is drying-out in the dungeon..
Tracy saved both his hands and is in the process of preserving his head for display.
Most of it went into the bath, and the rest is drying-out in the dungeon..
Tracy saved both his hands and is in the process of preserving his head for display.
Can Tracy make Kefka's other mummified hand into a Hand of Glory? It'd be the only way for her to wear a ring.
>>20457
Okay, so a clit piercing is too edgy, but a piercing on the labia is not out of the realm of reason
Okay, so a clit piercing is too edgy, but a piercing on the labia is not out of the realm of reason
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>>20459
>I just spent an insanely long amount of time looking up body piercings, and trying to imagine how they would look on Tracy
>I just spent an insanely long amount of time looking up body piercings, and trying to imagine how they would look on Tracy
>>20462
Why the fuck didn't I find that picture? I went through dozens or hundreds of pictures of piercings on humans, ponies, and normal pictures of Tracy Cage, that particular one evaded me.
Why the fuck didn't I find that picture? I went through dozens or hundreds of pictures of piercings on humans, ponies, and normal pictures of Tracy Cage, that particular one evaded me.
>>20462
Lewd
Torc decides "fuck it"
He sends Mr. Snek with the following note
"Mill workers,
I want to inquire about about buying lumber for some projects. If you could send back a note with a time you could meet that would be appriciated.
Regards,
Torcuil"
He then gives Mr. Snek instructions to take the note to the mill, nn wait for a responce
Lewd
Torc decides "fuck it"
He sends Mr. Snek with the following note
"Mill workers,
I want to inquire about about buying lumber for some projects. If you could send back a note with a time you could meet that would be appriciated.
Regards,
Torcuil"
He then gives Mr. Snek instructions to take the note to the mill, nn wait for a responce
>>20464
Looking up Tracy Cage pictures makes me sad, almost all of the pictures are from 2014 or earlier. They depict a /mlp/ I never saw
Looking up Tracy Cage pictures makes me sad, almost all of the pictures are from 2014 or earlier. They depict a /mlp/ I never saw
>>20465
Most of them aren't even on DB. The majority were made before it was even a site, so they were never uploaded.
Most of them aren't even on DB. The majority were made before it was even a site, so they were never uploaded.
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>>20469
>Are they gone forever?
Well, they're scattered among a bunch of Anon's Hard drives. The only way to retrieve them is to get said Anons to dump their collections.
>Are they gone forever?
Well, they're scattered among a bunch of Anon's Hard drives. The only way to retrieve them is to get said Anons to dump their collections.
God I'm now feeling that Spenglerian depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvSzz0YArSY
>>20470
Over the summer, I decided to look for an mlp comic - pretty well drawn - made back in 2014 and posted on Deviant Art. I looked all over deviant art, but many panels, like the two ending pages, were missing. I kept searching and searching but it was nowhere to be found. Almost none of the panels were ever put on Derpibooru. I eventually went to find them on the only place I was sure they even existed - the hard drive of a cracked screened and broken laptop I retired over a year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvSzz0YArSY
>>20470
Over the summer, I decided to look for an mlp comic - pretty well drawn - made back in 2014 and posted on Deviant Art. I looked all over deviant art, but many panels, like the two ending pages, were missing. I kept searching and searching but it was nowhere to be found. Almost none of the panels were ever put on Derpibooru. I eventually went to find them on the only place I was sure they even existed - the hard drive of a cracked screened and broken laptop I retired over a year ago
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I just had a terrible idea next time we are in a landlocked city.
Look up the Each Uisge
Look up the Each Uisge
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>>20485
It looks like it's based on something Norwegian inspired. Like maybe Skyrim or Dragonborne or something like that
It looks like it's based on something Norwegian inspired. Like maybe Skyrim or Dragonborne or something like that
>>20485
Tracy will eat whatever she wants.
On an unrelated note, kelpies are some of my favorite mythical creatures.
Tracy will eat whatever she wants.
On an unrelated note, kelpies are some of my favorite mythical creatures.
>>20487
Not so long as she's carrying my child. Seafood can carry high concentrations of mercury, vanadium, and other pollutants, which can harm fetuses
Not so long as she's carrying my child. Seafood can carry high concentrations of mercury, vanadium, and other pollutants, which can harm fetuses
>>20488
Seafood is good for brain development, and I doubt this world has the same level of pollution as back on earth.
May as well check out of any of the surrounding towns have had problems with water demons.
Seafood is good for brain development, and I doubt this world has the same level of pollution as back on earth.
May as well check out of any of the surrounding towns have had problems with water demons.
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>>20489
Just no eating magical and mutanigenic shit. You already probably got the child contaminated with Jew Demon
>There is no EPA
I know... This whole planet is like an unsuspecting maiden, or an deer that has not learned to fear man. It's going to learn of a whole new breed of predator soon enough
>>20491
Pic related
Just no eating magical and mutanigenic shit. You already probably got the child contaminated with Jew Demon
>There is no EPA
I know... This whole planet is like an unsuspecting maiden, or an deer that has not learned to fear man. It's going to learn of a whole new breed of predator soon enough
>>20491
Pic related
>>20495
>I'll have her eat whatever I see fit
If you don't want to take on the responsibilities that go along with being a mother, you still have a choice to back out
>I'll have her eat whatever I see fit
If you don't want to take on the responsibilities that go along with being a mother, you still have a choice to back out
>>20498
Why am I the only one who thinks of the child? This poor kid is going to be horrendously deformed by weird shit it's mother consumed during pregnancy, and will be either relentlessly bullied or ostracized for having a weird mother in school
Why am I the only one who thinks of the child? This poor kid is going to be horrendously deformed by weird shit it's mother consumed during pregnancy, and will be either relentlessly bullied or ostracized for having a weird mother in school
>>20500
But poisoning them in a non-lethal way that cripples or deforms them for life is perfectly acceptable
But poisoning them in a non-lethal way that cripples or deforms them for life is perfectly acceptable
>>20501
Nightmares normally eat fiends: that's how they normally live in Shadowfell, even when rearing.
The only actual risk of """deformity""" would come from it's genetics, but it would still be a child worth raising, like any other. At worst, you'd get a tiefling, but tieflings aren't necessarily bad, even if they might have some odd features.
All that is beside the point though. Killing babies isn't okay. Even for cross-species, extraplanar, rape-babies; it's not okay to kill children.
Nightmares normally eat fiends: that's how they normally live in Shadowfell, even when rearing.
The only actual risk of """deformity""" would come from it's genetics, but it would still be a child worth raising, like any other. At worst, you'd get a tiefling, but tieflings aren't necessarily bad, even if they might have some odd features.
All that is beside the point though. Killing babies isn't okay. Even for cross-species, extraplanar, rape-babies; it's not okay to kill children.
>>20502
She's supposed to be a damn pony! A cute if somewhat stabby and unoriginal pony. Not a horrid creature of nightmares.
>Only risk of deformity is from genetics
>As if that wasn't bad enough
Then cease looking for augmentations
She's supposed to be a damn pony! A cute if somewhat stabby and unoriginal pony. Not a horrid creature of nightmares.
>Only risk of deformity is from genetics
>As if that wasn't bad enough
Then cease looking for augmentations
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>late night shop boys
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As far as crafting for Tracy - beyond what is already available by machine - the only thing I could really think of would be specialty hoershoes to use for forging/smithing. This would enable weapon/armor crafting.
Also, re: Torcuil's flute. Is there any game/combat purpose for the flute, or is it just an add-on accoutrement? If the latter, then you can have it, I just thought you were trying to come up with a bard item that doesn't require its self to be used in order to be used.
I can't really go into detail on the other stuff, 'cuz its meta, but the party will see soon enough.
Also, re: Torcuil's flute. Is there any game/combat purpose for the flute, or is it just an add-on accoutrement? If the latter, then you can have it, I just thought you were trying to come up with a bard item that doesn't require its self to be used in order to be used.
I can't really go into detail on the other stuff, 'cuz its meta, but the party will see soon enough.
>>20400
Follow-up on this. Tracy's wisdom is too low to cast Blackguard spells. Sorry, a minimum of 10 is required for that. She still gets the 1 Assassin spell/day (based on Int) though.
For Trump (I can't find the post ATM) the mountains you asked about are warmer climate, not sure how much more descript you were looking for.
>>20511
YOU could craft you some mino shoes, you've already gained some skill in beating glowing metal. As for the statue, what is its purpose? I already have roles for several of those ppl as monsters
Follow-up on this. Tracy's wisdom is too low to cast Blackguard spells. Sorry, a minimum of 10 is required for that. She still gets the 1 Assassin spell/day (based on Int) though.
For Trump (I can't find the post ATM) the mountains you asked about are warmer climate, not sure how much more descript you were looking for.
>>20511
YOU could craft you some mino shoes, you've already gained some skill in beating glowing metal. As for the statue, what is its purpose? I already have roles for several of those ppl as monsters
>>20517
I can't find the specific post, but I found references. That was the statue you made previously, yes?
I can't find the specific post, but I found references. That was the statue you made previously, yes?
>>20523
SheiBe, I was hoping to bluff my way out of it. Mein deutsch ist sehr shrect. I hadn't anticipated role-playing as Hitler, and its been over 10 years since I studied german.
SheiBe, I was hoping to bluff my way out of it. Mein deutsch ist sehr shrect. I hadn't anticipated role-playing as Hitler, and its been over 10 years since I studied german.
>>20528
Sure
"I don't know how you expect to wear this,... maybe on your arm or something. Are you a Wrestler by chance?"
Sure
"I don't know how you expect to wear this,... maybe on your arm or something. Are you a Wrestler by chance?"
>>20530
"Well you could certainly smack someone across the face with it. Damn thing weighs like 80lbs,.... Anything else I can help you with?"
As he asks, Ponimaru steps out from the shadows, carrying a large sack that makes all sorts of clinking sounds.
"Ah, another transfer I see. I'll take that then," to which Ponimaru immediately leaves.
"Well you could certainly smack someone across the face with it. Damn thing weighs like 80lbs,.... Anything else I can help you with?"
As he asks, Ponimaru steps out from the shadows, carrying a large sack that makes all sorts of clinking sounds.
"Ah, another transfer I see. I'll take that then," to which Ponimaru immediately leaves.
If it makes you feel any better, Ben HAS read Mein Kampf
>>20541
10 Wis to cast 1st, 11 for second, and so on. It could be done through leveling up, using items, spells/potions (temporary though) or other means.
10 Wis to cast 1st, 11 for second, and so on. It could be done through leveling up, using items, spells/potions (temporary though) or other means.
>>20544
Depends on the realm. Some nation-states would probably be open to something like that. I know Sparintenar is always looking for something to entertain themselves with, they have a vary rigid and disciplined lifestyle that no one bothers with anything artistic, exhibitionary, or otherwise 'fun'. Cardashil,... they wouldn't care. I haven't ever been beyond there 'cuz that's where the Emperor's Citadel is, and... you wouldn't want to go there. Although since the Emperor is kill, perhaps one can venture that way without getting killed? Its worth looking into I suppose"
Depends on the realm. Some nation-states would probably be open to something like that. I know Sparintenar is always looking for something to entertain themselves with, they have a vary rigid and disciplined lifestyle that no one bothers with anything artistic, exhibitionary, or otherwise 'fun'. Cardashil,... they wouldn't care. I haven't ever been beyond there 'cuz that's where the Emperor's Citadel is, and... you wouldn't want to go there. Although since the Emperor is kill, perhaps one can venture that way without getting killed? Its worth looking into I suppose"
>>20554
"How do Jew powers take effect in females?"
But circumcision is normal in gentile American children... reee
"How do Jew powers take effect in females?"
But circumcision is normal in gentile American children... reee
>>20542
"More rare? Sure, but rarity isn't the only thing that determine's a stone's value. Size plays a role, quality (as in, the number of imperfections in the stone), the cut, the clarity,...."
"More rare? Sure, but rarity isn't the only thing that determine's a stone's value. Size plays a role, quality (as in, the number of imperfections in the stone), the cut, the clarity,...."
>>20556
"do you know of any magic gems any were? me dont care if theyre at the bottom of an Dungeon."
"do you know of any magic gems any were? me dont care if theyre at the bottom of an Dungeon."
>>20557
"I respect your people, their long history, and they contributions to society."
*pauses and responds with a tiny bit of anger*
"It's infernals I do not care for."
*pause again*
"I'll leave my personal issues out of this"
>>20559
"okay..."
>>20559
"Dungeon? Say what now?"
>>20557
"What can you tell me about Sparintenar, its culture, and its way of doing business. It sounds like they are industrious?"
>>20562
>>20561
*listens*
\r
"I respect your people, their long history, and they contributions to society."
*pauses and responds with a tiny bit of anger*
"It's infernals I do not care for."
*pause again*
"I'll leave my personal issues out of this"
>>20559
"okay..."
>>20559
"Dungeon? Say what now?"
>>20557
"What can you tell me about Sparintenar, its culture, and its way of doing business. It sounds like they are industrious?"
>>20562
>>20561
*listens*
\r
>>20562
"Its a particular stone native to the Negative Energy plane. Stories say that the mere contact with one can reduce a person to nothing in an instant. They're rumored to be exceptionally powerful, but no one has ever come into contact with one and survived for but a moment. One guy is rumored to have done so, grabbed one in his bare hands, but he was obliterated before he could say "Piece of cake"."
"Its a particular stone native to the Negative Energy plane. Stories say that the mere contact with one can reduce a person to nothing in an instant. They're rumored to be exceptionally powerful, but no one has ever come into contact with one and survived for but a moment. One guy is rumored to have done so, grabbed one in his bare hands, but he was obliterated before he could say "Piece of cake"."
>>20565
"Inferius, Gemstones aren't necessarily the way to impress Thez. She's attracted to your courage, your willingness to do good, and great deeds"
"Inferius, Gemstones aren't necessarily the way to impress Thez. She's attracted to your courage, your willingness to do good, and great deeds"
>>20563
"Highly industrious, extremely efficient, and painstakingly disciplined. Their wares are top-rated, but they're all fabricated by machine process, the people just maintain and operate the machines. Their society is strictly utilitarian. They are not opposed to entertainment or spectacle, but they don't practice it themselves. As such, entertainers and show-persons come from all over to perform. They're quick - and brutal - in response to trouble, and their leader has a reputation as the finest warrior who's ever been seen."
>>20565
"Well, I don't know how much I can tell you, but I do know its not a matter of strength. A voidstone sort of 'undoes' what it comes into contact with."
"Highly industrious, extremely efficient, and painstakingly disciplined. Their wares are top-rated, but they're all fabricated by machine process, the people just maintain and operate the machines. Their society is strictly utilitarian. They are not opposed to entertainment or spectacle, but they don't practice it themselves. As such, entertainers and show-persons come from all over to perform. They're quick - and brutal - in response to trouble, and their leader has a reputation as the finest warrior who's ever been seen."
>>20565
"Well, I don't know how much I can tell you, but I do know its not a matter of strength. A voidstone sort of 'undoes' what it comes into contact with."
>>20570
"Because she wants you to succeed in your great quests and crusade. That is what she values. That we spread good in this world, and fight back the infernal and Bolshevik hordes, while spreading Football and the American Way"
"Because she wants you to succeed in your great quests and crusade. That is what she values. That we spread good in this world, and fight back the infernal and Bolshevik hordes, while spreading Football and the American Way"
>>20571
"I don't know anything about him to be honest. He only shows himself when there is trouble, so the only people who have seen him - other than the locals of course - are dead."
"I don't know anything about him to be honest. He only shows himself when there is trouble, so the only people who have seen him - other than the locals of course - are dead."
>>20573
"You're serious? You're serious. Well, the Negative Energy plane is a pretty fucked up place from what I hear. Get your affairs in order if you plan on venturing there."
"You're serious? You're serious. Well, the Negative Energy plane is a pretty fucked up place from what I hear. Get your affairs in order if you plan on venturing there."
>>20579
"Uh... I can clear your scroll history, but I'm going to tell you again, Thez would be more impressed if you liberated the Court City with me"
"Uh... I can clear your scroll history, but I'm going to tell you again, Thez would be more impressed if you liberated the Court City with me"
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"I should point out that the GM is a faggot, and one shouldn't expect all his explanations with regard to trade and commerce to make perfect sense," Ben offers.
>>20581
"But if you die on that plane, you can't crusade."
>>20584
Be nice to Flashy!
>>20585
"Excellent. On an unrelated note, what fine necklaces do you have that would go well with white fur... Uh, on a smaller horse or pony. Only the best"
>Opportunist
Am I wrong though?
>>20588
Why though
>>20583
The benefits are insane. I understand now why he used to want it. Tracy would get like a 45% health bonus at least in Nightmare form
>>20591
This. Stay away from that dimension
"But if you die on that plane, you can't crusade."
>>20584
Be nice to Flashy!
>>20585
"Excellent. On an unrelated note, what fine necklaces do you have that would go well with white fur... Uh, on a smaller horse or pony. Only the best"
>Opportunist
Am I wrong though?
>>20588
Why though
>>20583
The benefits are insane. I understand now why he used to want it. Tracy would get like a 45% health bonus at least in Nightmare form
>>20591
This. Stay away from that dimension
>>20597
"It's not about power. I have no doubts about your power. It's about making best use of that power with the finite time available. And I tell you now Thez would be more impressed if you killed pirates, bandits, monsters, or liberated a city in the name of Football"
"It's not about power. I have no doubts about your power. It's about making best use of that power with the finite time available. And I tell you now Thez would be more impressed if you killed pirates, bandits, monsters, or liberated a city in the name of Football"
>>20596
"Uh... Do you have any better necklaces with pearls? Do you have Platinum chains that can be plated with Rhodium? And if you could, does white metal really go that well with white fur?
"Uh... Do you have any better necklaces with pearls? Do you have Platinum chains that can be plated with Rhodium? And if you could, does white metal really go that well with white fur?
>>20602
"me need you to give thez belt, if me go back to tower she might try to stop me.i need you to tell her i love her to"
"me need you to give thez belt, if me go back to tower she might try to stop me.i need you to tell her i love her to"
>>20605
But seriously, if the metal is a similar color as the fur, would that look right? I guess the pearls would be pink. Would blue look good. Also, if, hypothetically, it were a blue pony, that's an instance where white metal would definitely look good, right?
>>20606
"Aww... Inferius, she wants you to be as buffed as possible. She knows you love her. To prove it to her, help liberate this planet"
>>20607
This whole quest reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDQSF1vUKS4
But seriously, if the metal is a similar color as the fur, would that look right? I guess the pearls would be pink. Would blue look good. Also, if, hypothetically, it were a blue pony, that's an instance where white metal would definitely look good, right?
>>20606
"Aww... Inferius, she wants you to be as buffed as possible. She knows you love her. To prove it to her, help liberate this planet"
>>20607
This whole quest reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDQSF1vUKS4
>>20609
"Thez gave up her magic jew powers for you, so that you may live to liberate this world. Please don't deny her her request"
"Thez gave up her magic jew powers for you, so that you may live to liberate this world. Please don't deny her her request"
>>20611
"It's the dimension itself that can kill you, that is the issue. There will be hordes of brutes - hordes - you can expect to fight after we take the court city.
... Inferius... I need you..."
"It's the dimension itself that can kill you, that is the issue. There will be hordes of brutes - hordes - you can expect to fight after we take the court city.
... Inferius... I need you..."
>>20612
"me promise me be back before you take court city trump." if me conquer this dimension me can do anything trump. me felt kind of left out of glory of terrasque kill. please let me gain my glory."
"me promise me be back before you take court city trump." if me conquer this dimension me can do anything trump. me felt kind of left out of glory of terrasque kill. please let me gain my glory."
>>20613
"and imagine how thez would feel knowing i conquered an entire dimension and retreved a powerful artifact just for her."
"and imagine how thez would feel knowing i conquered an entire dimension and retreved a powerful artifact just for her."
>>20613
"You were definitely left out of the glory of killing Kefka, unfairly so. I intend to rectify that in our coming quests. I don't know what will be waiting for us in the Court City. I can only imagine diplomacy will not solve it. And I can tell you that we will be a bright, shining target as soon as we do take it."
>>20614
"But... It's a void dimension. There's literally nothing there. Help conquer this dimension. Deliver a city to her, er, us."
"You were definitely left out of the glory of killing Kefka, unfairly so. I intend to rectify that in our coming quests. I don't know what will be waiting for us in the Court City. I can only imagine diplomacy will not solve it. And I can tell you that we will be a bright, shining target as soon as we do take it."
>>20614
"But... It's a void dimension. There's literally nothing there. Help conquer this dimension. Deliver a city to her, er, us."
>>20619
"I don't think I can help you with the void though. It's the dimension itself. Too hostile. It would take more than a city anyways to convince me it's worth the risk"
"I don't think I can help you with the void though. It's the dimension itself. Too hostile. It would take more than a city anyways to convince me it's worth the risk"
>>20621
"Well... Um... I did some research just now (let's say on a phone) on how to get into the Void realm. You need to sacrifice the life of the person closest to you on a day with a purple moon. You can also be called there by a god, but, well, if I had favors from gods, I have something else in mind"
>>20622
I'm not GM...
"Well... Um... I did some research just now (let's say on a phone) on how to get into the Void realm. You need to sacrifice the life of the person closest to you on a day with a purple moon. You can also be called there by a god, but, well, if I had favors from gods, I have something else in mind"
>>20622
I'm not GM...
But before I have to go, I just want to say I really want to journey to another Plane, especially a spooky one. It sounds like a hardcore mission, that could yield interesting developmental prospects for an extraplanar character.
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>>20625
Why are you so insistent on making Tracy transracial? She's a pony. Born a pony. Embrace being a pony. Stop using jew powers to make her trans and make everyone acknowledge a trans identity
Why are you so insistent on making Tracy transracial? She's a pony. Born a pony. Embrace being a pony. Stop using jew powers to make her trans and make everyone acknowledge a trans identity
>>20626
The spell astral projection [19][20] could be used to reach the Negative Energy plane via a cold ebony color pool.[21] Additionally, the gate [22][23] and plane shift [19][24] spells could be used to open a temporary portal to this plane.
The spell astral projection [19][20] could be used to reach the Negative Energy plane via a cold ebony color pool.[21] Additionally, the gate [22][23] and plane shift [19][24] spells could be used to open a temporary portal to this plane.
>>20610
>Thez gave up her magic jew powers
Can we set the canon of this game straight, pertaining to what is and isn't Jewish? I know the Chaotic Evil Demons are globalist, like Rockefeller and Soros, but what about other Evil Outsiders? The Wererats we're quintessential Jews too, but they weren't outsiders. I don't think The really displayed any Jew-like qualities while she was half Pit Fiend; and she was very keen on drawing the line between Abyssals and Infernals. Meanwhile, we also have Hoo-mans like Been selling jewelery for us?
I just want to set the memes straight here.
>Thez gave up her magic jew powers
Can we set the canon of this game straight, pertaining to what is and isn't Jewish? I know the Chaotic Evil Demons are globalist, like Rockefeller and Soros, but what about other Evil Outsiders? The Wererats we're quintessential Jews too, but they weren't outsiders. I don't think The really displayed any Jew-like qualities while she was half Pit Fiend; and she was very keen on drawing the line between Abyssals and Infernals. Meanwhile, we also have Hoo-mans like Been selling jewelery for us?
I just want to set the memes straight here.
>>20628
Tracy can use Astral Projection at will, but it'll take a level or two before Infernius or Torc can cast Gate.
Tracy can use Astral Projection at will, but it'll take a level or two before Infernius or Torc can cast Gate.
>>20630
Even angels and sprites though?
By that categorization, even Troll, as a Celestial, would count as one.
Even angels and sprites though?
By that categorization, even Troll, as a Celestial, would count as one.
>>20634
What about native outsiders though, or evil creatures that far from neutral/good planes.
Taylor is an Evil-alligned native outsiders too, despite her Celestial lineage.
What about native outsiders though, or evil creatures that far from neutral/good planes.
Taylor is an Evil-alligned native outsiders too, despite her Celestial lineage.
>>20639
I'll deal with Tay later. For now, she seems human, having come from an alternate earth.
>Native outsiders
You mean trans?
>evil creatures from Neutral planes
In general evil is bad
I'll deal with Tay later. For now, she seems human, having come from an alternate earth.
>Native outsiders
You mean trans?
>evil creatures from Neutral planes
In general evil is bad
>>20645
Determine how I feel about whatever evil-extra-planar elements. With Tracy it's a real problem
Determine how I feel about whatever evil-extra-planar elements. With Tracy it's a real problem
>>20649
There was all sorts of stealing from the party and things before you arrived
But she attacks and eats weird things. There's a very noticeable effect on behavior, and not for the better. It will definitely go wrong
There was all sorts of stealing from the party and things before you arrived
But she attacks and eats weird things. There's a very noticeable effect on behavior, and not for the better. It will definitely go wrong
>>20650
>Has a party member who can Track and hunt down other evil outsiders out of pure instinct
>Doesn't see the opportunity
You don't even know what kind of affects it'll have on her, so why are you so worried about it? There's nothing in game that implies that any of her behavior has any detrimental effects anyway; being able to turn into a (nerfed) nightmare was just a fun bonus.
>>20653
Also this.
>Has a party member who can Track and hunt down other evil outsiders out of pure instinct
>Doesn't see the opportunity
You don't even know what kind of affects it'll have on her, so why are you so worried about it? There's nothing in game that implies that any of her behavior has any detrimental effects anyway; being able to turn into a (nerfed) nightmare was just a fun bonus.
>>20653
Also this.
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>>20665
I quoted "hungry nightmare noises" at Tracy's faggot to show that the trans-racialism did in fact have an effect on her behavior, and Tay dropped in and mistook the post for being a Tracy post
\r
I quoted "hungry nightmare noises" at Tracy's faggot to show that the trans-racialism did in fact have an effect on her behavior, and Tay dropped in and mistook the post for being a Tracy post
\r
>>20666
>nightmare
>nightmar
>nightma
>nightm
>night
>nigh
>nig
>nigg
>nigge
>nigger
Torc heads to the mill, making sure Mr. Snek is a staff
>nightmare
>nightmar
>nightma
>nightm
>night
>nigh
>nig
>nigg
>nigge
>nigger
Torc heads to the mill, making sure Mr. Snek is a staff
>>20668
I'll bet you there is. You have 7 gorrilion dexterity points (that you want to throw away with heavy armor for some reason) so that's where your points went
I'll bet you there is. You have 7 gorrilion dexterity points (that you want to throw away with heavy armor for some reason) so that's where your points went
>>20668
The Druid set of spells is activated by and attacked to the wisdom level and ability modifier. So yeah, they probably have higher
The Druid set of spells is activated by and attacked to the wisdom level and ability modifier. So yeah, they probably have higher
>>20669
I didn't know what it was for when I allocated them there. I thought Dex was the best for her class.
That was also before I knew about the nerfed transformation... A regular nightmare has higher stats in every ability.
I didn't know what it was for when I allocated them there. I thought Dex was the best for her class.
That was also before I knew about the nerfed transformation... A regular nightmare has higher stats in every ability.
What's the mechanic for Tracy's transformation anyway? I thought it was like a lycanthrope's, but now I'm not so sure...
>>20671
Dex is still very good, I am sure. It's the modifier that applies in ranged attacks. It also allows for a higher AC if you're not encumbered by heavy armor. Most of your stealth things too, like move silently or hide. My personal recommendation is to embrace the class you chose to play as - rogue mud pony - enjoy and develop its unique talents and skills, and not chase after every other opportunity
>>20672
Formerly you specified that it was intense emotion. It may be different now.
Dex is still very good, I am sure. It's the modifier that applies in ranged attacks. It also allows for a higher AC if you're not encumbered by heavy armor. Most of your stealth things too, like move silently or hide. My personal recommendation is to embrace the class you chose to play as - rogue mud pony - enjoy and develop its unique talents and skills, and not chase after every other opportunity
>>20672
Formerly you specified that it was intense emotion. It may be different now.
>>20673
>you specified
The rough draft was only a thought-bubble, and I wrote that down when I thought her transformation was a total one (I thought those skill bonuses would make her better than a Ranger in terms of trekking outer planes if the group ever left the dimension. I was wrong)
If it's a Rage-related change, it would have a number of uses per day (I never attempted more than once, because I had assumed it was limited), and an exhaustion drawback; but now it seems to me like some kind of temporary ability trade-off, which I'm not sure of the limitations or scope of powers.
Now that I think of it, if she doesn't actually get the feats from her alternate form, could she even class as Blackguard in the first place? I referred to Cauchemar Nightmares getting Power Attack and Cleave as bonus feats when I brought up taking the class; I I only ever took Improved Sunder. It'd be a bit late to go back on those though, so I might be stuck with them as my chosen feats, since I've already used them so many times... Oh well..
>you specified
The rough draft was only a thought-bubble, and I wrote that down when I thought her transformation was a total one (I thought those skill bonuses would make her better than a Ranger in terms of trekking outer planes if the group ever left the dimension. I was wrong)
If it's a Rage-related change, it would have a number of uses per day (I never attempted more than once, because I had assumed it was limited), and an exhaustion drawback; but now it seems to me like some kind of temporary ability trade-off, which I'm not sure of the limitations or scope of powers.
Now that I think of it, if she doesn't actually get the feats from her alternate form, could she even class as Blackguard in the first place? I referred to Cauchemar Nightmares getting Power Attack and Cleave as bonus feats when I brought up taking the class; I I only ever took Improved Sunder. It'd be a bit late to go back on those though, so I might be stuck with them as my chosen feats, since I've already used them so many times... Oh well..
>>20674
>>20675
Light barding has no clear drawbacks. Heavy and medium barding reduces her speed by at least 33%. Do you mean barding on Tracy's pony form or her nightmare form? I would think that the vast size difference between the two states would cause difficulty for armor in transitioning. I see nothing about dexterity for horses, but I imagine the d&d rule makers didn't anticipate this scenario.
I know your chest plate costs you AC bonuses from dexterity. Barding just looks amazing on horses and ponies though
>>20674
I don't know, GM suggested there would be even more limits now that the golden lady did her thing. Like going ethereal only when in Nightmare form
>>20675
Light barding has no clear drawbacks. Heavy and medium barding reduces her speed by at least 33%. Do you mean barding on Tracy's pony form or her nightmare form? I would think that the vast size difference between the two states would cause difficulty for armor in transitioning. I see nothing about dexterity for horses, but I imagine the d&d rule makers didn't anticipate this scenario.
I know your chest plate costs you AC bonuses from dexterity. Barding just looks amazing on horses and ponies though
>>20674
I don't know, GM suggested there would be even more limits now that the golden lady did her thing. Like going ethereal only when in Nightmare form
>>20676
Normally, shapeshifters can't Dawn normal armor, but idk if Tracy even counts as on at this point, because I can't find anything that alludes to her kind of transformation in the Wikis: it seems more aesthetic than anything else. I never brought up the prospect of her armor constraining her transformation, mostly because I didn't want to get nerfed back then.
Normally, shapeshifters can't Dawn normal armor, but idk if Tracy even counts as on at this point, because I can't find anything that alludes to her kind of transformation in the Wikis: it seems more aesthetic than anything else. I never brought up the prospect of her armor constraining her transformation, mostly because I didn't want to get nerfed back then.
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[confused 'nightmare' noises]
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>mfw I realize the fucking lizard has a higher ability stat total
New character goal: hunt every other species of magical beast to extinction until Tracy is the strongest.Including non-pony equines with a Wis score above 10.
Can Lenos teach Tracy how to set traps? That is a rogue skill, right?
On that note, can the facilities at the tower be used to make explosives?
New character goal: hunt every other species of magical beast to extinction until Tracy is the strongest.Including non-pony equines with a Wis score above 10.
Can Lenos teach Tracy how to set traps? That is a rogue skill, right?
On that note, can the facilities at the tower be used to make explosives?
Didn't mean to spoiler that.
Can Lenos teach Tracy to set traps? That is a Rogue ability, right? On that note, can the facilities at the tower be used to craft explosives?
Can Lenos teach Tracy to set traps? That is a Rogue ability, right? On that note, can the facilities at the tower be used to craft explosives?
>>20681
Would you mind answering some of those questions earlier? The black boxes were just to avoid messing up the thread with our nerdy stuff.
Would you mind answering some of those questions earlier? The black boxes were just to avoid messing up the thread with our nerdy stuff.
>>20684
I will, and I'm going back through it now, but I was hoping to get an idea where-abouts some of the in-character dialogue was taking place.
I will, and I'm going back through it now, but I was hoping to get an idea where-abouts some of the in-character dialogue was taking place.
>>20680
>Hunt every species of magical beast to extinction
Aww... You don't want to help Trumpaladin in his ultimate goal of establishing the galactic Imperium of Man, exterminating the xenos, purging heretics, and banishing the forces of Chaos?
>Hunt every species of magical beast to extinction
Aww... You don't want to help Trumpaladin in his ultimate goal of establishing the galactic Imperium of Man, exterminating the xenos, purging heretics, and banishing the forces of Chaos?
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>tfw she doesn't want to go purging and liberating with you
>>20686
I want to be able to play an Apex predator first. This monster thing is a personal goal of mine, as the player. I will be the strongest monster, in one way or another.
I want to be able to play an Apex predator first. This monster thing is a personal goal of mine, as the player. I will be the strongest monster, in one way or another.
>>20608
"The metal being the same color as the fur would produce a glinting effect, but otherwise wouldn't draw excessive attention to the necklace. Basically, it would provide accent but avoiding being over-the-top." -Ben
>>20629
Though I am loathe to state it explicitly, there are basic and useful jews (Ben, for example) who are really good with money, there are jew-rats that are sheisty and conniving, and there are demonic (globalist) jews/zionists who come from the abyss.
"The metal being the same color as the fur would produce a glinting effect, but otherwise wouldn't draw excessive attention to the necklace. Basically, it would provide accent but avoiding being over-the-top." -Ben
>>20629
Though I am loathe to state it explicitly, there are basic and useful jews (Ben, for example) who are really good with money, there are jew-rats that are sheisty and conniving, and there are demonic (globalist) jews/zionists who come from the abyss.
>>>20695
I just called them hippies, but Infernius said zebras would be druids earlier. That was just a "what if".
I just called them hippies, but Infernius said zebras would be druids earlier. That was just a "what if".
>>20692
"Wow, that's a really good insight. Do you believe you could produce such a necklace?
... Do you take credit?"
>Not all Jews are Bolsheviks
I've been saying this to these Nazis for months!
>>20693
Yes. It has not been resolved yet
>>20694
Just tell your Flashy. He wants his queen to accompany him on his Unification efforts, especially if her talents are useful. He'll be sympathetic to a campaign to exterminate evil-aligned magical beasts though
"Wow, that's a really good insight. Do you believe you could produce such a necklace?
... Do you take credit?"
>Not all Jews are Bolsheviks
I've been saying this to these Nazis for months!
>>20693
Yes. It has not been resolved yet
>>20694
Just tell your Flashy. He wants his queen to accompany him on his Unification efforts, especially if her talents are useful. He'll be sympathetic to a campaign to exterminate evil-aligned magical beasts though
>>20697
"No need, the profits from Thez' contract has resulted in an overwhelming abundance of wealth for myself and the town. I have several strands here, or would you like something made to order?"
That aside, am I assuming you've already returned from Slovenia, or are we in a space-time paradox? That part can be detailed later, but in order for you to be talking to Ben and have been talking to Infernius, both of you would have to NOT be in the tower, and you would have to NOT still be in the grove.
"No need, the profits from Thez' contract has resulted in an overwhelming abundance of wealth for myself and the town. I have several strands here, or would you like something made to order?"
That aside, am I assuming you've already returned from Slovenia, or are we in a space-time paradox? That part can be detailed later, but in order for you to be talking to Ben and have been talking to Infernius, both of you would have to NOT be in the tower, and you would have to NOT still be in the grove.
>>20698
I had meant to have Tracy go to the grove as soon as she could, while Trump wasn't there for the sake of peace.
I had meant to have Tracy go to the grove as soon as she could, while Trump wasn't there for the sake of peace.
>>20698
Uh... I was hoping for a time paradox where this is happening ~3PM but I could still do stuff in the morning
"I'm not sure. I don't have enough knowledge of jewelry to say. I guess a neck band would have to be of a specific legth?"
>>20699
Trumpaladin would be there for hours (he also wanted peace) without her knowing, so if this is the way you're going, all four would meet. Unless it happens midday
Uh... I was hoping for a time paradox where this is happening ~3PM but I could still do stuff in the morning
"I'm not sure. I don't have enough knowledge of jewelry to say. I guess a neck band would have to be of a specific legth?"
>>20699
Trumpaladin would be there for hours (he also wanted peace) without her knowing, so if this is the way you're going, all four would meet. Unless it happens midday
>>20700
So wait, you want all this with Ben and such to happen, but you want to still wake up in the grove next to Slovenia?
So wait, you want all this with Ben and such to happen, but you want to still wake up in the grove next to Slovenia?
>>20705
"Hi Adam. Sorry about the snake scare yesterday.
I wanted to ask about buying some beams for a project."
Torc pulls a page out of his book with plans for a trebuchet on it, and hands it to Adam
"Hi Adam. Sorry about the snake scare yesterday.
I wanted to ask about buying some beams for a project."
Torc pulls a page out of his book with plans for a trebuchet on it, and hands it to Adam
>>20709
Do your paper. I won't have any serious time to commit to anything other than meta questions and minor character directions until Friday night.
Do your paper. I won't have any serious time to commit to anything other than meta questions and minor character directions until Friday night.
>>20712
If Tracy's transformation really is not like a lycanthrope's, should I take those ranks out of Control Shape?
If Tracy's transformation really is not like a lycanthrope's, should I take those ranks out of Control Shape?
>>20713
On that, at this point I am kind of relegating it as sort of 'going Super Saiyan'. As long as its not excessive (and yes, ethereal/astral shit will be requisitely in nightmare mode) then its fine, but too much will be exhausting to the character.
On that, at this point I am kind of relegating it as sort of 'going Super Saiyan'. As long as its not excessive (and yes, ethereal/astral shit will be requisitely in nightmare mode) then its fine, but too much will be exhausting to the character.
P.S. since she only tends to do it in combat, it probably won't be a concern
>>20706
"Hmmm. Okkay,... I see. That's gonna be a tall order. We can do it, but the trees we'll need aren't readily available, we used up all the ones we had on those ships that were built. We'd need to mount an expedition to the forest to harvest more, and the forests have started to get a bit nastier than they have been. We'd need at least one of you folks to come along with us."
"Hmmm. Okkay,... I see. That's gonna be a tall order. We can do it, but the trees we'll need aren't readily available, we used up all the ones we had on those ships that were built. We'd need to mount an expedition to the forest to harvest more, and the forests have started to get a bit nastier than they have been. We'd need at least one of you folks to come along with us."
>>20714
Okay. What we're her transformed abilities again? It'd also be nice to know how often she can do it and under what conditions.
I've made a lot of mistakes with my player's class advancements. I don't want to make any more.
Okay. What we're her transformed abilities again? It'd also be nice to know how often she can do it and under what conditions.
I've made a lot of mistakes with my player's class advancements. I don't want to make any more.
Let me give an example. When Thez was still 1/2 pit fiend, she could go haste for a limited duration, but regardless of whether she turned it off or it expired, at the conclusion she would be exhausted (even though she has improved endurance, which otherwise negates exhaustion), and unable to function for a period of time.
>>20720
I don't mind upping Tracy's Wis a point or two, I just put the 9 in Wis cuz I thought it wouldn't matter in the long run.
crumples that thought up and throws it in the now over-flowing bin of "WRONG IDEAS"
I don't mind upping Tracy's Wis a point or two, I just put the 9 in Wis cuz I thought it wouldn't matter in the long run.
crumples that thought up and throws it in the now over-flowing bin of "WRONG IDEAS"
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>>20721
So... After the guy is dead in a fight is she going to have enough energy to secret off the goods to her jew cave?
So... After the guy is dead in a fight is she going to have enough energy to secret off the goods to her jew cave?
>>20723
You do realize that that is a major cause for friction in the party? One sec,....
https://youtu.be/xXy9CTVt99M
You do realize that that is a major cause for friction in the party? One sec,....
https://youtu.be/xXy9CTVt99M
Not pointing fingers, just presenting a few points for consideration
>>20723
I'll leave their clothes 'n shit if it's all important to you, but I'm not about to stop snatching bodies.
I'll leave their clothes 'n shit if it's all important to you, but I'm not about to stop snatching bodies.
>>20727
"Well, harvesting lumber of this size is a day or more (game time) expedition, and its a loud process so there's almost no chance that we'll be able to manage it without being run up on by something undesirable. I'm afraid that the GM's schedule won't permit it until Friday night at earliest."
>>20728
That's fine, I'm just trying to foster a bit more "Hey, look at all this stuff we got from <dead person>."
I don't think anyone will mind if you run off with the carcass.
Although Thez did kinda want Kefka's wings,... no worries tho.
"Well, harvesting lumber of this size is a day or more (game time) expedition, and its a loud process so there's almost no chance that we'll be able to manage it without being run up on by something undesirable. I'm afraid that the GM's schedule won't permit it until Friday night at earliest."
>>20728
That's fine, I'm just trying to foster a bit more "Hey, look at all this stuff we got from <dead person>."
I don't think anyone will mind if you run off with the carcass.
Although Thez did kinda want Kefka's wings,... no worries tho.
>>20730
"That'll do"
Actually that works, since I may be able to play late tomorrow, and really late saturday.
Torc thanks Adam and looks for Trollestia
"That'll do"
Actually that works, since I may be able to play late tomorrow, and really late saturday.
Torc thanks Adam and looks for Trollestia
>>20721
That makes sense: having a larger, stronger body that requires more energy should idealy cause exhaustion/starvation. I actually thought that it was already implied, which is why I cienematically had her collapse after every boss fight.
>>20729
There's no way you actually give a fuck if I skulk off with naked bodies. I gotta fill my dungeon and the bathhouse somehow. I'll take potions if I have to (would her pony-form Endurance feat help?). It would hardly be a dungeon without mummified enemies, would it?
>>20730
Like I said earlier, most of Kefka, aside from parts of his wet innards, are still there. I didn't know he had wings, but does Thez really want them? Did he have any other non-hooman parts worth noting? It's all being prepared for liquidation.
Did I mention how badass Queen Taylor would look in a harlequin hat?
That makes sense: having a larger, stronger body that requires more energy should idealy cause exhaustion/starvation. I actually thought that it was already implied, which is why I cienematically had her collapse after every boss fight.
>>20729
There's no way you actually give a fuck if I skulk off with naked bodies. I gotta fill my dungeon and the bathhouse somehow. I'll take potions if I have to (would her pony-form Endurance feat help?). It would hardly be a dungeon without mummified enemies, would it?
>>20730
Like I said earlier, most of Kefka, aside from parts of his wet innards, are still there. I didn't know he had wings, but does Thez really want them? Did he have any other non-hooman parts worth noting? It's all being prepared for liquidation.
Did I mention how badass Queen Taylor would look in a harlequin hat?
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>>20731
Sorry about the schedule,... I had many choice words about it, due to the faggot who's unreliability necessitated it and how,... I won't get into it.
>>20733
Well she didn't say anything, and she didn't realize she wanted until her infernal nature was removed. pic related was his transformed form, and she would want the bat wings, but again none of that was mentioned so technically its a meta issue at this point.
>>20735
Kek. Torculi!
Sorry about the schedule,... I had many choice words about it, due to the faggot who's unreliability necessitated it and how,... I won't get into it.
>>20733
Well she didn't say anything, and she didn't realize she wanted until her infernal nature was removed. pic related was his transformed form, and she would want the bat wings, but again none of that was mentioned so technically its a meta issue at this point.
>>20735
Kek. Torculi!
>>20739
Kefka was,... uber magic. I mean he was technically human, but had grown so powerful wrt magic that he was sort of a demi-god. You might not think that because he died to magic, but there's a whole lot of minutiae that led to that. Besides,....
Kefka was,... uber magic. I mean he was technically human, but had grown so powerful wrt magic that he was sort of a demi-god. You might not think that because he died to magic, but there's a whole lot of minutiae that led to that. Besides,....
>>20737
No, you missunderstand
Yours works fine. I can do friday night.
So Torc continues oo try an find Trollestia
No, you missunderstand
Yours works fine. I can do friday night.
So Torc continues oo try an find Trollestia
>>20740
He was clearly possessing weapons of mass destruction, one of which just happened to ignite when Tourcil (Torculi) hit him with the implosion spell. It's the only explaination
He was clearly possessing weapons of mass destruction, one of which just happened to ignite when Tourcil (Torculi) hit him with the implosion spell. It's the only explaination
>>20738
My first impression of him was pic related. I had assumed he'd be full clown attire if he were showing up to bully some fishermen out of their lunch money.
>>20740
For the sake of liquidation and flaying, what's his anatomy? How many wings? Any properties I'd like to know of? Half the party took a bath in his blood btw too...
My first impression of him was pic related. I had assumed he'd be full clown attire if he were showing up to bully some fishermen out of their lunch money.
>>20740
For the sake of liquidation and flaying, what's his anatomy? How many wings? Any properties I'd like to know of? Half the party took a bath in his blood btw too...
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>>20743
>blood bath
Non-consequential
>first impression
That is how he arrived yes, but after getting beaten about for a bit he decided to go Super Saiyan. In doing so, he reverted to the same hubris (which is consistent with his character) that got him beaten about in the first place, leading to his demise
>blood bath
Non-consequential
>first impression
That is how he arrived yes, but after getting beaten about for a bit he decided to go Super Saiyan. In doing so, he reverted to the same hubris (which is consistent with his character) that got him beaten about in the first place, leading to his demise
>>20747
He still brought the scarves, feather hat, and other clothes though, right? Even if they weren't magical, it's cool to keep your enemies' clothes.
He still brought the scarves, feather hat, and other clothes though, right? Even if they weren't magical, it's cool to keep your enemies' clothes.
>>20753
I'll have those washed for Taylor or Norfilly if either of them are interested in taking a piece of his getup.
>tfw can't wear boots
I'll have those washed for Taylor or Norfilly if either of them are interested in taking a piece of his getup.
>tfw can't wear boots
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>>20754
It could work, I don't get the impression Taylor is into outlandish clothes (I could be wrong tho)
It could work, I don't get the impression Taylor is into outlandish clothes (I could be wrong tho)
>>20764
That's a good point. How does one pronounce Torcuil? I've been thinking "Torque-will", but I'm open to correction.
That's a good point. How does one pronounce Torcuil? I've been thinking "Torque-will", but I'm open to correction.
Before the next session, the party should focus on producing some items for everyone, especially the noobs with no magic items. Taylor could craft a Horn of Valhalla and a Lyre of Building at her level. Trump could use a shield of any kind. Idk how Norfilly is going to play, but she needs some sort of charm to keep a single scratch from ever getting to her.
>>20764
Burn
>>20765
He wore earrings, if you really want them.
>>20766
Cydaquil should just namefag until everyone remembers.
>>20764
Burn
>>20765
He wore earrings, if you really want them.
>>20766
Cydaquil should just namefag until everyone remembers.
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Boop
>>20774
>Are earrings the only jewelry?
I never saw anything else in any pictures of him.
None of his items were magic.
>Are earrings the only jewelry?
I never saw anything else in any pictures of him.
None of his items were magic.
>>20782
Top Fucking Kek
I shit you not, I fully intended to hand Trollestia a statement charging her rent if she wasn't going to be helpful finding the unicorn
Top Fucking Kek
I shit you not, I fully intended to hand Trollestia a statement charging her rent if she wasn't going to be helpful finding the unicorn
>>20785
The Tower stables
So you venture to the tower stables, where Troll is calmly munching from a pile of bananas.
The Tower stables
So you venture to the tower stables, where Troll is calmly munching from a pile of bananas.
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>MFW I thought I was gonna have to scramble to come up with material and continuity for the storyline,... and here it is being literally spoon-fed to me
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>>20791
*picks up shoes*
Tracy thanks Lenos and slips him a bundle of weed from the forest.
She then appraises the shoes.
*picks up shoes*
Tracy thanks Lenos and slips him a bundle of weed from the forest.
She then appraises the shoes.
>>20793
They're specially designed, one shoe having a rounded 'sole', the other a flattened one, to allow a hoers both the necessary striking points that would normally be available with a forging hammer. They require the hoers to be able to stand upright, but that's not a problem with Tracy. "I recommend being in your uber flaming and shit mode for greater efficacy," he says rolling a phatty and sparking it.
>>20795
"I'd be delighted!"
>>20796
If you'd like to do that now, I'll be around for the next hour or so.
They're specially designed, one shoe having a rounded 'sole', the other a flattened one, to allow a hoers both the necessary striking points that would normally be available with a forging hammer. They require the hoers to be able to stand upright, but that's not a problem with Tracy. "I recommend being in your uber flaming and shit mode for greater efficacy," he says rolling a phatty and sparking it.
>>20795
"I'd be delighted!"
>>20796
If you'd like to do that now, I'll be around for the next hour or so.
>>20793
"You'll still need someone to hold the piece with a pair of tongs, but I'm always here unless business demands me elsewhere."
"You'll still need someone to hold the piece with a pair of tongs, but I'm always here unless business demands me elsewhere."
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>>20809
Would she be offended if I pet her head?
"I know the feeling. It's okay. Um... could you move your head a bit"
*tries to move leg*
Would she be offended if I pet her head?
"I know the feeling. It's okay. Um... could you move your head a bit"
*tries to move leg*
>>20808
>that hottie torc
You mean the older guy with the book full of memes? A couple months, I guess. It get's hard to keep track of time around here.
>that hottie torc
You mean the older guy with the book full of memes? A couple months, I guess. It get's hard to keep track of time around here.
>>20809
>No jurisdiction
There you go sounding like that damned federal judge in El Paso.
Absolutely changing that
>No jurisdiction
There you go sounding like that damned federal judge in El Paso.
Absolutely changing that
>>20813
Gah. I guess I'm not walking for several minutes. Try to move leg to make it more mobile
"You like company don't you? How would you like to come back to our party's stables. Or if you want a proper room, and I mean nice rooms, we can spare those as well"
*pet behind ears*
Gah. I guess I'm not walking for several minutes. Try to move leg to make it more mobile
"You like company don't you? How would you like to come back to our party's stables. Or if you want a proper room, and I mean nice rooms, we can spare those as well"
*pet behind ears*
>>20817
Saint Nixon, who is the Patron Saint of the War on Drugs, is also the Patron Saint of Napalm. Bring it on!
Saint Nixon, who is the Patron Saint of the War on Drugs, is also the Patron Saint of Napalm. Bring it on!
>>20819
"You realize you're asking me to make you an item that only I could make, while asking me to keep a secret from the only person in this group who could single-handedly kill me (especially if she was pissed), while talking about jumping planes. I'm gonna need more than your assurances, especially because I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into."
>>20820
"This grove is nice and peaceful, but the lack of interaction is rather depressing. I'm not one for isolation; so long as I don't wind up in chains again, I could see venturing forth."
"You realize you're asking me to make you an item that only I could make, while asking me to keep a secret from the only person in this group who could single-handedly kill me (especially if she was pissed), while talking about jumping planes. I'm gonna need more than your assurances, especially because I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into."
>>20820
"This grove is nice and peaceful, but the lack of interaction is rather depressing. I'm not one for isolation; so long as I don't wind up in chains again, I could see venturing forth."
>>20823
My god is Columbia (America personified), and her saints are those who served her well, especially in the fight against International Communism. I particularly like Presidents
My god is Columbia (America personified), and her saints are those who served her well, especially in the fight against International Communism. I particularly like Presidents
>>20830
Lenos' jaw somehow drops through the floor and extends outside the tower for a moment. He composes himself. "Pray tell, what do you intend to DO with a voidstone?"
Lenos' jaw somehow drops through the floor and extends outside the tower for a moment. He composes himself. "Pray tell, what do you intend to DO with a voidstone?"
How do Knowledge ranks work? What kind of bonuses do you get for increasing them? I can't figure it out.
>>20825
CALL MOUNT
"Our tower is safe and secure. All of the elves Korak held are there right now. There's several people there, including another Unicorn, although she is a celestial. It was Tracy who found you, correct? The Blue Pony? She's there too. Sometimes. Come with me, we can provide you accommodations. Better than out here where there are who knows what dangers"
CALL MOUNT
"Our tower is safe and secure. All of the elves Korak held are there right now. There's several people there, including another Unicorn, although she is a celestial. It was Tracy who found you, correct? The Blue Pony? She's there too. Sometimes. Come with me, we can provide you accommodations. Better than out here where there are who knows what dangers"
>>20839
Same as other ranks. You're more likely to pass difficult questions when you have more ranks in knowledge during a knowledge check
Same as other ranks. You're more likely to pass difficult questions when you have more ranks in knowledge during a knowledge check
>>20838
"You incredible,... she's got a ring you know, its made out of one of your horns.
TBH, I don't either. That sort of thing always seemed a role-play element to me. I suppose it could represent gained knowledge from having lived in an environment, but again that seems like a role-play element. Example: Knowledge - Mountains could give a character an understanding of what sorts of monsters are likely to be encountered, or how to traverse effectively, but that doesn't seem something one would leave up to skill points or die rolls.
>>20841
After a few moments, Fae touches down a few feet away. "Yes Trump, you have need of me?"
>>20843
Fair point, but its hard to eavesdrop while carrying on a conversation about ahem Torcuil's clothing.
"You incredible,... she's got a ring you know, its made out of one of your horns.
TBH, I don't either. That sort of thing always seemed a role-play element to me. I suppose it could represent gained knowledge from having lived in an environment, but again that seems like a role-play element. Example: Knowledge - Mountains could give a character an understanding of what sorts of monsters are likely to be encountered, or how to traverse effectively, but that doesn't seem something one would leave up to skill points or die rolls.
>>20841
After a few moments, Fae touches down a few feet away. "Yes Trump, you have need of me?"
>>20843
Fair point, but its hard to eavesdrop while carrying on a conversation about ahem Torcuil's clothing.
Sorry, forgot to separate Lenos' statement with a quote to reply to Tracy's question, because I'm still astounded at how Infernius is still carrying on with this one.
>>20849
"And you want to go with a stone thats sole function is to annihilate whatever it comes into contact with?? That's BEYOND absurd!"
"And you want to go with a stone thats sole function is to annihilate whatever it comes into contact with?? That's BEYOND absurd!"
"Assuming you don't get yourself killed in the process, which you will (and me along with you, for going along with it), you want to give her a ring that has a veritable black hole attached to it?"
>>20848
He's playing his character GM
>>20846
"Hello Fae! Nice to see you this morning. Fae, meet Slovenia. She was rescued from Korak's ship. She's been here a few days. Slovenia, meet Fae. She is my trusted Paladin's Mount, having helped me in many battles, and my trusted Priest.
Fae, we need the way back to the tower, I don't know it myself"
Is Slovenia too large to ride on Fae's back? I believe you said that Slovenia herself is large enough to be a Paladin's Mount, like a light warpony
He's playing his character GM
>>20846
"Hello Fae! Nice to see you this morning. Fae, meet Slovenia. She was rescued from Korak's ship. She's been here a few days. Slovenia, meet Fae. She is my trusted Paladin's Mount, having helped me in many battles, and my trusted Priest.
Fae, we need the way back to the tower, I don't know it myself"
Is Slovenia too large to ride on Fae's back? I believe you said that Slovenia herself is large enough to be a Paladin's Mount, like a light warpony
>>20845
>i wanna fug torc
*cocks eyebrow, but nods understandingly and makes a slight grin*
"A snare-trap would be quicker, but I'll see if I can find the time to help you out later."
>>20846
I was wondering about that when I was reading some creatures' bonuses in arcana knowledge and Planes Knowledge. Do knowledge ranks account for any kind of insight boost for cinematic purposes?
>i wanna fug torc
*cocks eyebrow, but nods understandingly and makes a slight grin*
"A snare-trap would be quicker, but I'll see if I can find the time to help you out later."
>>20846
I was wondering about that when I was reading some creatures' bonuses in arcana knowledge and Planes Knowledge. Do knowledge ranks account for any kind of insight boost for cinematic purposes?
>>20856
>for that
For what?
Also, Tracy sleeps in a dungeon. She's got to have at least one rank in it.
>for that
For what?
Also, Tracy sleeps in a dungeon. She's got to have at least one rank in it.
>>20852
I know, and I'm playing Lenos. He hasn't said "No", and he realizes full well that Infernius could go it alone.
>Grove
"Yes, I recognize you(her). I am pleased to see you weren't eaten by the Blue one. I cannot carry both, but being a gentleman, I assume you wouldn't mind walking?" she says with a wink.
"That won't be necessary, I would prefer to walk if you don't mind," Slovenia replies.
>>20853
"Oh they're special alright," she mutters, then sighs. "Look. Let me state plainly. This is probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard of. For one, you won't need a breathing apparatus, and for two, if you ARE set on this course, I'm going with you. And don't think you're going to run off solo either, you're not the only one who can shift planes."
>>20854
I suppose they can, it hasn't really come up in any game I've ran though. I mean, it might give a slight bonus to deciphering scripts, but again,....
I know, and I'm playing Lenos. He hasn't said "No", and he realizes full well that Infernius could go it alone.
>Grove
"Yes, I recognize you(her). I am pleased to see you weren't eaten by the Blue one. I cannot carry both, but being a gentleman, I assume you wouldn't mind walking?" she says with a wink.
"That won't be necessary, I would prefer to walk if you don't mind," Slovenia replies.
>>20853
"Oh they're special alright," she mutters, then sighs. "Look. Let me state plainly. This is probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard of. For one, you won't need a breathing apparatus, and for two, if you ARE set on this course, I'm going with you. And don't think you're going to run off solo either, you're not the only one who can shift planes."
>>20854
I suppose they can, it hasn't really come up in any game I've ran though. I mean, it might give a slight bonus to deciphering scripts, but again,....
>>20858
"Of Course, it's good to walk. I just don't know the way back... I've never been this far out."
*Trumpaladin stands up, falls over when he puts weight on his numb leg, then gets back up and places a hand on Fae to help support himself*
Ask this question to Fae. All of this is said in such a way that Slovenia is not intended to hear it, though she could hear it if she tried:
"While I am loathe to admit it, you know more about Football than I. Tell me more about this prophecy. You say it foretold of the child? What... what exactly is the child's role in that prophesy?"
>>20861
>>20863
Just get me aware of Inferius's quest, and in the room with Tracy, and I can handle the stone issue
"Of Course, it's good to walk. I just don't know the way back... I've never been this far out."
*Trumpaladin stands up, falls over when he puts weight on his numb leg, then gets back up and places a hand on Fae to help support himself*
Ask this question to Fae. All of this is said in such a way that Slovenia is not intended to hear it, though she could hear it if she tried:
"While I am loathe to admit it, you know more about Football than I. Tell me more about this prophecy. You say it foretold of the child? What... what exactly is the child's role in that prophesy?"
>>20861
>>20863
Just get me aware of Inferius's quest, and in the room with Tracy, and I can handle the stone issue
Oh you motherfuckers. Alright, gimme a sec.
>I can't CALL MOUNT Tracy
If that were enforced by GM, it would absolutely make mounting Tracy worth it
If that were enforced by GM, it would absolutely make mounting Tracy worth it
>>20864
Lenos takes a phatty hit from the J, consuming the rest of it, and without blowing it out he says with a strained voice. "Because I'm not any good at lying, and I couldn't possibly hide that if she started asking questions, and if I admitted to allowing you to go alone regardless of whether you came back alive, I can be certain that I'll end up dead as well," he says, finally blowing the hit out.
>>20865
"The texts are vague, and vary from translation to translation. It is said however that the child may one day bear the weight of the world."
>>20869
This
Lenos takes a phatty hit from the J, consuming the rest of it, and without blowing it out he says with a strained voice. "Because I'm not any good at lying, and I couldn't possibly hide that if she started asking questions, and if I admitted to allowing you to go alone regardless of whether you came back alive, I can be certain that I'll end up dead as well," he says, finally blowing the hit out.
>>20865
"The texts are vague, and vary from translation to translation. It is said however that the child may one day bear the weight of the world."
>>20869
This
>>20871
Wizards have complex starting age, and you said he was married, before he had to live in a cave for years, so I guessed in his 30-50's.
Wizards have complex starting age, and you said he was married, before he had to live in a cave for years, so I guessed in his 30-50's.
>>20870
*starts walking*
"I think we should go now, since there are things I need to do today. We'll get you a nice room and food Slovenia"
"Uh.. Bear the weight of the world? Let me just ask you straight up. Does he leave the world in a better condition than when he found it, or try to?"
*starts walking*
"I think we should go now, since there are things I need to do today. We'll get you a nice room and food Slovenia"
"Uh.. Bear the weight of the world? Let me just ask you straight up. Does he leave the world in a better condition than when he found it, or try to?"
>>20870
*ears twitch*
I really really want to go to another dimension. Perfect sort of mission for a nightmare.
*ears twitch*
I really really want to go to another dimension. Perfect sort of mission for a nightmare.
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Age: 32 when he got transported into the game
Look: pic 1
Kilt pattern: pic 2
Just to clear that up for new players
Look: pic 1
Kilt pattern: pic 2
Just to clear that up for new players
>everyone is not posting cause they want trips
[1d20 = 15]
>>20877
"I don't know how much more I can say on the matter. The prophecy pertains to Football, so we can conclude that it is a good thing."
>Lenos
"Even if you succeed, what are you going to say? "Oh, look at this rock of obliteration I happened across in the road! I'm going, try and stop me."
>>20877
"I don't know how much more I can say on the matter. The prophecy pertains to Football, so we can conclude that it is a good thing."
>Lenos
"Even if you succeed, what are you going to say? "Oh, look at this rock of obliteration I happened across in the road! I'm going, try and stop me."
30 minutes remaining
>>20887
Boop?
Boop?
*road!"
>>20885
"Alright then... I guess I will try to have faith..."
*proceed walking to tower with Fae and Slovenia*
I would absolutely ask Slovenia a billion more questions about herself, but I'll try to have mercy.
Also, can Fae be promoted 3 levels? What classes can she have? I wanted her to have something like Cleric, and have already one or two levels in it, but I don't know if NPCs, especially monster types, can take that. Maybe she can be an Expert?
"Alright then... I guess I will try to have faith..."
*proceed walking to tower with Fae and Slovenia*
I would absolutely ask Slovenia a billion more questions about herself, but I'll try to have mercy.
Also, can Fae be promoted 3 levels? What classes can she have? I wanted her to have something like Cleric, and have already one or two levels in it, but I don't know if NPCs, especially monster types, can take that. Maybe she can be an Expert?
>>20885
"me tell her the truth me conquered a dimension for her, me appreciate you coming. you strong."
"me tell her the truth me conquered a dimension for her, me appreciate you coming. you strong."
[1d20 = 4]
>>20890
I could see giving her one level given her background and personality, she did aid in the Nerd/Dog fight, but only one since she never successfully attacked.
>>20891
Lenos facepalms. "I'm certain she's not going to see it that way."
>to Infernius
"Make all necessary preparations. I've never been to that particular plane, so I can't tell you what to expect."
>>20890
I could see giving her one level given her background and personality, she did aid in the Nerd/Dog fight, but only one since she never successfully attacked.
>>20891
Lenos facepalms. "I'm certain she's not going to see it that way."
>to Infernius
"Make all necessary preparations. I've never been to that particular plane, so I can't tell you what to expect."
>>20892
She's a Dragonne. It's a sort of cross between a lion and a dragon that looks like a giant winged-brass-scaled Lion. What would you run from?
She's a Dragonne. It's a sort of cross between a lion and a dragon that looks like a giant winged-brass-scaled Lion. What would you run from?
>>20902
Doubtful, but I can't say for certain. Trust me, I'm gonna THOROUGHLY explore the full scope of possibility on THIS shit.
Doubtful, but I can't say for certain. Trust me, I'm gonna THOROUGHLY explore the full scope of possibility on THIS shit.
>>20902
"The unicorn is an enemy to the lion, wherefore, as soon as ever a lion sees a unicorn, he runs to a tree for succor, so that, when the unicorn makes force at him, he may not only avoid his horn but also destroy the unicorn, for, in the swiftness of his course, the unicorn runs against the tree wherein his sharp horn sticks fast. Then, when the lion sees the unicorn fastened by his horn, he falls upon him and kills him."
"The unicorn is an enemy to the lion, wherefore, as soon as ever a lion sees a unicorn, he runs to a tree for succor, so that, when the unicorn makes force at him, he may not only avoid his horn but also destroy the unicorn, for, in the swiftness of his course, the unicorn runs against the tree wherein his sharp horn sticks fast. Then, when the lion sees the unicorn fastened by his horn, he falls upon him and kills him."
>>20907
"perfect, thank you ninja hoers. what your name?"
i dont think infernuis ever knew he could talk
"perfect, thank you ninja hoers. what your name?"
i dont think infernuis ever knew he could talk
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>>20905
Ah, but you're forgetting what happened since:
"The Articles of the UNION as they passed with Amendments in the Parliament of Scotland,
and ratified by the Touch of the Royal Scepter at Edinburgh, January 16, 1707, by James
Duke of Queensbury, her Majesty’s High Commissioner for that Kingdom.
I. ‘That the two Kingdoms of (fn. 1) Scotland and England, shall, upon the first Day of May
next ensuing the Date hereof, and for ever after, be united into one Kingdom by the Name
of Great-Britain, and that the Ensigns Armorial of the said united Kingdom, be such as her
Majesty shall appoint; and the Crosses of St. Andrew and St. George be conjoined in such a
manner as her Majesty shall think fit, and used in all Flags, Banners, Standards, and Ensigns,
both at Sea and Land"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
Ah, but you're forgetting what happened since:
"The Articles of the UNION as they passed with Amendments in the Parliament of Scotland,
and ratified by the Touch of the Royal Scepter at Edinburgh, January 16, 1707, by James
Duke of Queensbury, her Majesty’s High Commissioner for that Kingdom.
I. ‘That the two Kingdoms of (fn. 1) Scotland and England, shall, upon the first Day of May
next ensuing the Date hereof, and for ever after, be united into one Kingdom by the Name
of Great-Britain, and that the Ensigns Armorial of the said united Kingdom, be such as her
Majesty shall appoint; and the Crosses of St. Andrew and St. George be conjoined in such a
manner as her Majesty shall think fit, and used in all Flags, Banners, Standards, and Ensigns,
both at Sea and Land"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
>>20908
"I have no name, but you can refer to me as Ponimaru," he says with a short, stiff bow. You notice he's wearing Thez' martial belt from way back before she enacted the travel ban. I'd mentioned that before, I just wanted to reiterate it.
"I have no name, but you can refer to me as Ponimaru," he says with a short, stiff bow. You notice he's wearing Thez' martial belt from way back before she enacted the travel ban. I'd mentioned that before, I just wanted to reiterate it.
t-10 minutes
>>20912
>What Inferius does when not being watched: Try to spread the word of Football
>What Tracy does when not being watched: Distributes drugs
>What Inferius does when not being watched: Try to spread the word of Football
>What Tracy does when not being watched: Distributes drugs
>>20912
"Dude, you had best be on your way," he says rolling his eyes, and momentarily acting uncharacteristically informal.
"Dude, you had best be on your way," he says rolling his eyes, and momentarily acting uncharacteristically informal.
>>20915
Upon entering, you find Thez beating the holy piss out of a partiularly large fighter (for visualization, use the image {not the idea} of the Muscle Mage, mixed with the scene in Fight Club where the Main char decides to destroy something beautiful).
Upon entering, you find Thez beating the holy piss out of a partiularly large fighter (for visualization, use the image {not the idea} of the Muscle Mage, mixed with the scene in Fight Club where the Main char decides to destroy something beautiful).
>>20926
So? British history affects the way it is now, not before
>>20920
GM, I promise you, just give me an ordinary glove, a bag, a shining piece of Obsidian, a character of Evil alignment, and either the ability to plane shift to any weird plane OR Pyrotechnics, and I can get Inferius his "void stone" without him, Tracy, or Lenos getting killed in the process
So? British history affects the way it is now, not before
>>20920
GM, I promise you, just give me an ordinary glove, a bag, a shining piece of Obsidian, a character of Evil alignment, and either the ability to plane shift to any weird plane OR Pyrotechnics, and I can get Inferius his "void stone" without him, Tracy, or Lenos getting killed in the process
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>>20933
I said did you maybe want to go take a bath? w- we can use water.*turns away as her face turns red*
I said did you maybe want to go take a bath? w- we can use water.*turns away as her face turns red*
*subtle sounds of multiple other snare traps being set in indeterminate locations*
>>20936
"Uhhhh"
Torc turns red, not unlike Trump's ban messages.
"I guess?"
Torc makes a mental not oo get new friends
"Uhhhh"
Torc turns red, not unlike Trump's ban messages.
"I guess?"
Torc makes a mental not oo get new friends
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>>20939
>Like Trump's Ban Messages
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>Like Trump's Ban Messages
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>20954
"Y- you dont like me? I thought you liked memes like me i used to go on the random board on 4chin.
*cries*
"Y- you dont like me? I thought you liked memes like me i used to go on the random board on 4chin.
*cries*
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>>20975
"Now, please don't cry"
Torc begins to visibly stress
"No, I'm just... out of practice with this"
My first tabeetop rpg character is about to sex Taylor swift as a bard. Having never listened to Taylor swift, idk how to feel.
"Now, please don't cry"
Torc begins to visibly stress
"No, I'm just... out of practice with this"
My first tabeetop rpg character is about to sex Taylor swift as a bard. Having never listened to Taylor swift, idk how to feel.
>>20984
>raped by a unicorn
>raped by a bard
>knife stuck in haggis
Kill me
Has anyone seen Norfilly lately?
>raped by a unicorn
>raped by a bard
>knife stuck in haggis
Kill me
Has anyone seen Norfilly lately?
Tracy grinds her crafting skills by making 6 gorillion knives.
>>20991
He was just too much of a cowardly pussy to refuse.
>>20991
He was just too much of a cowardly pussy to refuse.
>>21006
>Tracy can cast at will
Kek, not any more
>charm is first level spell
And also not a compulsion spell. Also never cast
>Tracy can cast at will
Kek, not any more
>charm is first level spell
And also not a compulsion spell. Also never cast
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>>21015
Yes you did. You spent the evening with that unicorn without telling her anything about your engagement.
Yes you did. You spent the evening with that unicorn without telling her anything about your engagement.
>>21017
First off, I didn't have sex with her.
I'd tell her everything I was pissed off about, so yeah the "engagement" probably would have come up.
Thirdly, I would have expected *you* to tell her
Fourthly, if I did the same thing, that doesn't suddenly make both of us moral right, it just means we're both wrong
First off, I didn't have sex with her.
I'd tell her everything I was pissed off about, so yeah the "engagement" probably would have come up.
Thirdly, I would have expected *you* to tell her
Fourthly, if I did the same thing, that doesn't suddenly make both of us moral right, it just means we're both wrong
Trump apparently can do no woong, but everyone else can
>>21017
Repeat after me
>I did not have sexual relations with that unicorn
>>21017
Repeat after me
>I did not have sexual relations with that unicorn
>>21018
>that doesn't suddenly make both of us moral right
That wasn't my intention. Just stop picking on Torc's faggot.
>that doesn't suddenly make both of us moral right
That wasn't my intention. Just stop picking on Torc's faggot.
>>21024
>you'd do the same to me
If that were the case, you'd still be hearing about the unicorn.
>I want to use this in game
For what?
>you'd do the same to me
If that were the case, you'd still be hearing about the unicorn.
>I want to use this in game
For what?
Tay's faggot, I'm going to kill you
Let's put it this way.
Torc is socially akward from he years in the cave. Thanks to this, he has trouble saying "no"
Make sense?
Let's put it this way.
Torc is socially akward from he years in the cave. Thanks to this, he has trouble saying "no"
Make sense?
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>>21035
Is she clinging in an adorable way?
"D'aww.
I was out in a grove in the forest. The battle, and especially what happened afterwards, really shook me."
Is she clinging in an adorable way?
"D'aww.
I was out in a grove in the forest. The battle, and especially what happened afterwards, really shook me."
OH
I JUST REALIZED WHY YOU'RE SALTY
>Mr. 30 year old virgin Torc has now fucked more people than trumpaladin
KEK
I JUST REALIZED WHY YOU'RE SALTY
>Mr. 30 year old virgin Torc has now fucked more people than trumpaladin
KEK
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>>21037
She has all her hooves wrapped around his, and she's pressing her cheek against his chest
"...Hmmmm.. If you're ever troubled, just come tell me about it, and Ill listen to whatever it is. I am your waifu after all."
*coughs blood*
It's hard playing the female sometimes...
She has all her hooves wrapped around his, and she's pressing her cheek against his chest
"...Hmmmm.. If you're ever troubled, just come tell me about it, and Ill listen to whatever it is. I am your waifu after all."
*coughs blood*
It's hard playing the female sometimes...
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>>21043
"Pfft! Hell no. She's some illegal alien maid Jeb didn't want deported so he married her so she wouldn't. Beaner doesn't even speak English"
>>21044
I'm dead serious when I said there have been zero romantic advances of any kind on the unicorn.
That's actually kind of cute.
*Trumpaladin puts his arms over her*
"Tracy... to be honest... I am a bit Troubled. A bit troubled by you, and us, and the child"
"Pfft! Hell no. She's some illegal alien maid Jeb didn't want deported so he married her so she wouldn't. Beaner doesn't even speak English"
>>21044
I'm dead serious when I said there have been zero romantic advances of any kind on the unicorn.
That's actually kind of cute.
*Trumpaladin puts his arms over her*
"Tracy... to be honest... I am a bit Troubled. A bit troubled by you, and us, and the child"
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>>21047
*moves Trumpaladin's hand to her tummy and stares into his eyes*
"Can you feel it? Can you feel our foal inside of me?"
*moves Trumpaladin's hand to her tummy and stares into his eyes*
"Can you feel it? Can you feel our foal inside of me?"
>>21051
Yeah, but not talk about the child again
Plz, I don't want to teach you again why abortion is bad
Yeah, but not talk about the child again
Plz, I don't want to teach you again why abortion is bad
>>21046
The thing that irks me the most is that sometimes I feel like Trump's faggot doesn't deserve all the work I'm putting into this.
The thing that irks me the most is that sometimes I feel like Trump's faggot doesn't deserve all the work I'm putting into this.
>>21055
Dude I'm not going to talk about Abortion
GM tipped his hand with the child
>>21056
Let me work with her then!
>>21053
*shivers almost from the power of the fact*
"Yes. That's why I'm bothered. Neither of us can be truly independent - truly free of each other any more - because of him"
>>21057
Temperature controlled of course
Dude I'm not going to talk about Abortion
GM tipped his hand with the child
>>21056
Let me work with her then!
>>21053
*shivers almost from the power of the fact*
"Yes. That's why I'm bothered. Neither of us can be truly independent - truly free of each other any more - because of him"
>>21057
Temperature controlled of course
>>21062
Dude, fuck off. I spend a hell of a lot of time, energy, effort, and emotion on this. I'm here way more than you
Dude, fuck off. I spend a hell of a lot of time, energy, effort, and emotion on this. I'm here way more than you
>>21056
Kek
Torc exuses himself and goes to take a walk around town.
Passerbys paying attention might notice him mumbling "why" over and over again, and scattered tears are running down his face.
Kek
Torc exuses himself and goes to take a walk around town.
Passerbys paying attention might notice him mumbling "why" over and over again, and scattered tears are running down his face.
>>21060
>Neither of us can be truly independent - truly free of each other any more - because of him
Oh yeah, that's right. Buckle-up, Daddy.
"..I'm used to being independent, but that could never compare with the chance to build a family. Can't we be more free, together..?"
>Neither of us can be truly independent - truly free of each other any more - because of him
Oh yeah, that's right. Buckle-up, Daddy.
"..I'm used to being independent, but that could never compare with the chance to build a family. Can't we be more free, together..?"
>>21065
>Torc notices Infernius and wipes his face
"Uh, oh Hey Infernius. Yeah I'm fine, just questioning something I did. What are you up to?"
>Torc notices Infernius and wipes his face
"Uh, oh Hey Infernius. Yeah I'm fine, just questioning something I did. What are you up to?"
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>>21067
"Tracy, the thing is... you know I'm hard at trusting. I'm willing to do this with you, but I need something from you. I need the ability to trust you, to be sure you're not out undermining me. I need you to be there with me when I need you - when our whole group needs you - on campaign."
>>21068
Like legit honest to God you are more likely to be forgiven if you disclose yourself
"Tracy, the thing is... you know I'm hard at trusting. I'm willing to do this with you, but I need something from you. I need the ability to trust you, to be sure you're not out undermining me. I need you to be there with me when I need you - when our whole group needs you - on campaign."
>>21068
Like legit honest to God you are more likely to be forgiven if you disclose yourself
>>21072
"It's difficult to explain, really. If I had to put it in a sentence, well, why can't you be more like Inferius?"
"It's difficult to explain, really. If I had to put it in a sentence, well, why can't you be more like Inferius?"
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>>21072
>if you disclose yourself
That's not how >rape works, Anon. Most of the time the victims are too humiliated to say anything about it.
>if you disclose yourself
That's not how >rape works, Anon. Most of the time the victims are too humiliated to say anything about it.
>>21075
Holy fuck that's an adorable response
*Goes in to hug pony*
"No no, it's that... Well you see, I'm a Paladin. I'm expected to uphold certain standards. I'm expected to have compatriots who, while they by no means are expected to uphold the same standards of behavior, when they transgress them, it must be in the service of some greater good.
Inferius, well, he's always looking to help. He's always with me on campaign. He always does what he believes is right. I don't really always agree with him, but I trust him.
Tracy, I have a history of being betrayed by friends and compatriots and women and evident allies. It's difficult for me"
>>21076
It wasn't rape though
Holy fuck that's an adorable response
*Goes in to hug pony*
"No no, it's that... Well you see, I'm a Paladin. I'm expected to uphold certain standards. I'm expected to have compatriots who, while they by no means are expected to uphold the same standards of behavior, when they transgress them, it must be in the service of some greater good.
Inferius, well, he's always looking to help. He's always with me on campaign. He always does what he believes is right. I don't really always agree with him, but I trust him.
Tracy, I have a history of being betrayed by friends and compatriots and women and evident allies. It's difficult for me"
>>21076
It wasn't rape though
>>21077
"I know Infernius, and I thank you for that.
But I guess I'm not ready to talk about it. Maybe sometime later I can tell you."
"I know Infernius, and I thank you for that.
But I guess I'm not ready to talk about it. Maybe sometime later I can tell you."
>>21078
"I don't know what a "compatriot" is, but I'm prepared to be your Waifu... Does the Paladin's code-thingy really have to get in the way of that?"
"I don't know what a "compatriot" is, but I'm prepared to be your Waifu... Does the Paladin's code-thingy really have to get in the way of that?"
>>21078
>wasn't rape
I'm playing the >rape-expert, and I declare with my imaginary authority that it was, in fact, >rape.
>wasn't rape
I'm playing the >rape-expert, and I declare with my imaginary authority that it was, in fact, >rape.
>>21081
"Tracy, a waifu is a very close, very selective role. You're not going to be some sex consort.
Tell you what, here's where we start. We try to take interest in each other's affairs. You tell me your plans and projects. I'll try to help you in them if they are not too... evil. And in turn, I'll tell you mine, and I hope you will help me with mine."
"Tracy, a waifu is a very close, very selective role. You're not going to be some sex consort.
Tell you what, here's where we start. We try to take interest in each other's affairs. You tell me your plans and projects. I'll try to help you in them if they are not too... evil. And in turn, I'll tell you mine, and I hope you will help me with mine."
>>21084
".. I'm not really a planning sort of pony, Flashy. I really just go with what my instincts tell me.. Sometimes, I can be impulsive, but my instincts have never failed me yet..
If I had just one long-term goal, it would be to buy up a nice big plot of land in a secluded area, and live a quiet, peaceful live with our family."
".. I'm not really a planning sort of pony, Flashy. I really just go with what my instincts tell me.. Sometimes, I can be impulsive, but my instincts have never failed me yet..
If I had just one long-term goal, it would be to buy up a nice big plot of land in a secluded area, and live a quiet, peaceful live with our family."
>>21086
"Alright then. Let's just start where most couples start. Why don't you tell me what you did today and last night?"
"Alright then. Let's just start where most couples start. Why don't you tell me what you did today and last night?"
>>21085
By my Yandere standards, spending a quiet evening with another mare feels like infidelity.
Anyway, if Trumpaladin were actually being >raped, Tracy wouldn't just watch.
By my Yandere standards, spending a quiet evening with another mare feels like infidelity.
Anyway, if Trumpaladin were actually being >raped, Tracy wouldn't just watch.
>>21087
"I stood awkwardly in on place for a long time, until Lenos made me these special shoes for crafting."
*Shows shoes*
"I stood awkwardly in on place for a long time, until Lenos made me these special shoes for crafting."
*Shows shoes*
>>21088
That's true. Most yandere's think that just talking to another girl at all is infidelity. So be it, Trumpaladin can't refuse disclosure
That's true. Most yandere's think that just talking to another girl at all is infidelity. So be it, Trumpaladin can't refuse disclosure
>>21090
Or you could just never mention it again. It'd mean less math for me. Just don't fuck around with her emotions.
Or you could just never mention it again. It'd mean less math for me. Just don't fuck around with her emotions.
>>21092
Wait a minute, the unicorn is Tracy's friend. He has to talk about him bringing her to the tower
Wait a minute, the unicorn is Tracy's friend. He has to talk about him bringing her to the tower
>>21097
Does Tracy need to talk to Slovenia as soon as it is known she is in the tower?
>>21096
Tracy wants Trumpaladin to have no more than one outstanding marriage at a time, and Trumpaladin wants Tracy to be as righteous as Fae. I think we might have to just split the difference
>>21098
"What can I help you with? I know I can cast some spells"
>>21097
Please be present and able to listen when the Inferius stone mission comes up again, or better yet, just mention what you heard. I got a plan for this I want to at least communicate
Does Tracy need to talk to Slovenia as soon as it is known she is in the tower?
>>21096
Tracy wants Trumpaladin to have no more than one outstanding marriage at a time, and Trumpaladin wants Tracy to be as righteous as Fae. I think we might have to just split the difference
>>21098
"What can I help you with? I know I can cast some spells"
>>21097
Please be present and able to listen when the Inferius stone mission comes up again, or better yet, just mention what you heard. I got a plan for this I want to at least communicate
>>21099
>Slovenia
Idk at this point.. my original intention was to go visit her asap bring her out of the woods right after the boss fight, but now it seems several days have passed since she got there...
>Split the difference
Learn to be faithful, damnit!
I'd say more, but I g2g now.
>Slovenia
Idk at this point.. my original intention was to go visit her asap bring her out of the woods right after the boss fight, but now it seems several days have passed since she got there...
>Split the difference
Learn to be faithful, damnit!
I'd say more, but I g2g now.
>>21101
>faithful
To the right girl. A lawful good pony, sure. But a neutral evil extraplanar, why waifu her?
\r
>faithful
To the right girl. A lawful good pony, sure. But a neutral evil extraplanar, why waifu her?
\r
>>21105
"I guess me. I don't know. I sometimes wonder if it's too late, I've already made everyone hate me"
"I guess me. I don't know. I sometimes wonder if it's too late, I've already made everyone hate me"
>>20923
He's been taking lessons
>>20941
Yes, except beaten to a pulp
>>20977
Spoiler alert, Taylor Swift (irl) is a metaphysicist that poor car
>>21004
Not ALL night
>>21012
Oh, thanks e_e
>>21082
Contested, he voluntarily entered the bath, did not appear to decline or otherwise fight her off/away.
>>21093
Charms? Anything magic? Thats news to me,....
Well that brings me up to speed. I'm going to assume Infernius said his spiel before leaving and running into Torcuil and then Trump, but that is currently undisclosed cuz schedules. Very much looking forward to what happens next.
He's been taking lessons
>>20941
Yes, except beaten to a pulp
>>20977
Spoiler alert, Taylor Swift (irl) is a metaphysicist that poor car
>>21004
Not ALL night
>>21012
Oh, thanks e_e
>>21082
Contested, he voluntarily entered the bath, did not appear to decline or otherwise fight her off/away.
>>21093
Charms? Anything magic? Thats news to me,....
Well that brings me up to speed. I'm going to assume Infernius said his spiel before leaving and running into Torcuil and then Trump, but that is currently undisclosed cuz schedules. Very much looking forward to what happens next.
>>21127
What was Torc supposed to do? Stab her? Said he had erectile dysfuntion? Fucking hell his faggot didn't even know what the hell (was going on/what to do).
What was Torc supposed to do? Stab her? Said he had erectile dysfuntion? Fucking hell his faggot didn't even know what the hell (was going on/what to do).
>>21133
"Inferius, before, I did not understand exactly what you sought to accomplish by taking a risk so great. I understand now that you see taking the risk as end all of its own.
I respectfully request that you not take Tracy and her unborn child with you. That realm is one of extreme dangers, and she does not need to be there. I strongly advise that you leave your eqipment - belt, arm bands, vest and grenades - all here. Thez will not be happy if you lose those. Take with you only an essential sword.
You'll need bottles of air, as there is little there. You'll need a magical source of light as well, as that dimension sucks out all light. Have a jar or so in which to magically suspend the void stone when you find one. There is no known magic that can control a void stone, nor any other known way of handling it. Nothing less than the direct intervention of a god can help you grasp a voidstone. You'll need the powers of Football and Hitler with you. Remember as always that if you touch a voidstone, it will kill you instantly. Do not place a void stone in any container where it is not magically suspended from the walls, not imply that any known magic can do that.;
Goodluck."
>>21134
Or you could have just said “no”
She declined to have sex with me when I said that I had a girlfriend. So if you had said you had someone else, that would have made her stop
\r
"Inferius, before, I did not understand exactly what you sought to accomplish by taking a risk so great. I understand now that you see taking the risk as end all of its own.
I respectfully request that you not take Tracy and her unborn child with you. That realm is one of extreme dangers, and she does not need to be there. I strongly advise that you leave your eqipment - belt, arm bands, vest and grenades - all here. Thez will not be happy if you lose those. Take with you only an essential sword.
You'll need bottles of air, as there is little there. You'll need a magical source of light as well, as that dimension sucks out all light. Have a jar or so in which to magically suspend the void stone when you find one. There is no known magic that can control a void stone, nor any other known way of handling it. Nothing less than the direct intervention of a god can help you grasp a voidstone. You'll need the powers of Football and Hitler with you. Remember as always that if you touch a voidstone, it will kill you instantly. Do not place a void stone in any container where it is not magically suspended from the walls, not imply that any known magic can do that.;
Goodluck."
>>21134
Or you could have just said “no”
She declined to have sex with me when I said that I had a girlfriend. So if you had said you had someone else, that would have made her stop
\r
>>21136
You couldn't've pointed this out...
YESTERDAY. Listen Torc never got nude, therefore she must have undressed him and raped him.
Case clossed
You couldn't've pointed this out...
YESTERDAY. Listen Torc never got nude, therefore she must have undressed him and raped him.
Case clossed
>>21137
Well what did you think was going to happen when you agreed to get naked in a bathtub with her? You know, when you would have undressed yourself first?
You didn't have to get in the bathtub, and you could have said "I don't want to this"
Still another thing you could have done: asked if she had a condom. That would stop or slow it down.
\r
Well what did you think was going to happen when you agreed to get naked in a bathtub with her? You know, when you would have undressed yourself first?
You didn't have to get in the bathtub, and you could have said "I don't want to this"
Still another thing you could have done: asked if she had a condom. That would stop or slow it down.
\r
>>21137
>"Now, please don't cry" Torc begins to visibly stress "No, I'm just… out of practice with this
>"Now, please don't cry" Torc begins to visibly stress "No, I'm just… out of practice with this
>>21135
"me tell tracy not to go because of babby but you of all people should know its hard to stop her from doing what she wants to do."
"me tell tracy not to go because of babby but you of all people should know its hard to stop her from doing what she wants to do."
>>21143
"You're doing this whole thing to prove to Thez that you love her. If she risks her baby for the sake of... I'm not sure what, I will know who she does not love"
"You're doing this whole thing to prove to Thez that you love her. If she risks her baby for the sake of... I'm not sure what, I will know who she does not love"
>>21131
Infernius could probably craft that with Lenos's help.
>>21138
Both of the baths are mixed anyway, and Torc would've been too preoccupied fighting-down that spaghetti-pressure to realize what was about to happen.
>>21140
>For Infernius
I really, really, really want to go to another plane, although the Negative Energy plane seems like it would suck the life out of any living thing... She'd need some kind of extreme motivation to do something crazy/stupid like that, because her #1 priority is to protect her foal.
For the sake of future extraplanar missions, mind that Tracy's Nightmare form has +21 Planes Knowledge and +21 Survival Checks on other planes: if anyone has a chance of bringing party members back alive from another plane, it's her with those monstrous instincts.
That's actually what I was most excited about to play her as a monster for: on other Planes, she could effectively function as the group's Ranger.
Infernius could probably craft that with Lenos's help.
>>21138
Both of the baths are mixed anyway, and Torc would've been too preoccupied fighting-down that spaghetti-pressure to realize what was about to happen.
>>21140
>For Infernius
I really, really, really want to go to another plane, although the Negative Energy plane seems like it would suck the life out of any living thing... She'd need some kind of extreme motivation to do something crazy/stupid like that, because her #1 priority is to protect her foal.
For the sake of future extraplanar missions, mind that Tracy's Nightmare form has +21 Planes Knowledge and +21 Survival Checks on other planes: if anyone has a chance of bringing party members back alive from another plane, it's her with those monstrous instincts.
That's actually what I was most excited about to play her as a monster for: on other Planes, she could effectively function as the group's Ranger.
>>21147
Fuck, now I'm wondering if I am doing this too early
The 88888 GET is a little over 10 posts away, and I've already banned two Int shills who I know are trying to go after it, hint hint hint
\r
Fuck, now I'm wondering if I am doing this too early
The 88888 GET is a little over 10 posts away, and I've already banned two Int shills who I know are trying to go after it, hint hint hint
\r
>>21145
>too preoccupied fighting-down that spaghetti-pressure to realize what was about to happen
He was under extreme spaghetti pressure precisely because he realized what was about to happen
>too preoccupied fighting-down that spaghetti-pressure to realize what was about to happen
He was under extreme spaghetti pressure precisely because he realized what was about to happen
did you get it trump?
>>21128
Then go to the fuggin' stables
>>21130
e_e
>>21131
Funny, that's just like the dagger that Tracy left back at Cardishore way back when
>>21134
Don't lie
>>21136
No spoilers, but you have no idea what you're talking about
>>21137
>wears a kilt
>claims to need to be undressed
>>21138
This
>>21145
No, it doesn't. I've said before, those skills are for existing nightmares, as in nightmares that were born into and raised in the outer planes. Tracy doesn't know shit about the planes.
>>21155
When GM gets on, you'll start from where you left off. The last thing you saw was Thez in the process of beating the piss out of someone.
>needs coffee
Then go to the fuggin' stables
>>21130
e_e
>>21131
Funny, that's just like the dagger that Tracy left back at Cardishore way back when
>>21134
Don't lie
>>21136
No spoilers, but you have no idea what you're talking about
>>21137
>wears a kilt
>claims to need to be undressed
>>21138
This
>>21145
No, it doesn't. I've said before, those skills are for existing nightmares, as in nightmares that were born into and raised in the outer planes. Tracy doesn't know shit about the planes.
>>21155
When GM gets on, you'll start from where you left off. The last thing you saw was Thez in the process of beating the piss out of someone.
>needs coffee
>>21158
>doesn't know shit about the planes
Oh, okay. That makes sense.
I still want to try some extraplanar travel though.
>the dagger that Tracy left back at Cardishore
I never forgot about those.. Every knife from the weapons shop at Port Barry is in that bag.
>doesn't know shit about the planes
Oh, okay. That makes sense.
I still want to try some extraplanar travel though.
>the dagger that Tracy left back at Cardishore
I never forgot about those.. Every knife from the weapons shop at Port Barry is in that bag.
On that note, how do Survival checks work? What benefit do you get from increasing ranks?
>>21160
Knowledge and ability to utilize the surroundings and survive.
Boy scouts have survival skills.
Knowledge and ability to utilize the surroundings and survive.
Boy scouts have survival skills.
>>21161
Uh, survival situations. Building rudimentary shelters, filtering water, etc.
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/88384.html#q88384
Uh, survival situations. Building rudimentary shelters, filtering water, etc.
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/88384.html#q88384
>>21164
Survival is an untrained skill, so one's ingenuity, intelligence, and other factors can allow one to survive without ranking in it, but then there's dudes like the Navy Seals,....
Survival is an untrained skill, so one's ingenuity, intelligence, and other factors can allow one to survive without ranking in it, but then there's dudes like the Navy Seals,....
>>21165
Right, well Thez eventually realized that the fellow she is beating on will probably die if she continues, so she stops. The other folks at the Fight Club seem a little bit taken aback by the scene, and as she drops the guy she turns her head toward Infernius.
That is what I was typing when I was called away for a moment.
Right, well Thez eventually realized that the fellow she is beating on will probably die if she continues, so she stops. The other folks at the Fight Club seem a little bit taken aback by the scene, and as she drops the guy she turns her head toward Infernius.
That is what I was typing when I was called away for a moment.
>>21168
i walk over to thez with the belt visible in my left hand and raise her left hand with my right and say "thez champion of fight club!"
then i help put on the belt. then i whisper "you like my surprise?"
i walk over to thez with the belt visible in my left hand and raise her left hand with my right and say "thez champion of fight club!"
then i help put on the belt. then i whisper "you like my surprise?"
>>21169
She looks down. "Its very shiny,... but everyone knows I'm the champion. I don't need a belt to make that official," she says fishing the stick out of her bracelet. "What's the occasion?" she says, poking the poor sap on the floor, her face erupting in bruises and swelling, almost comically.
She looks down. "Its very shiny,... but everyone knows I'm the champion. I don't need a belt to make that official," she says fishing the stick out of her bracelet. "What's the occasion?" she says, poking the poor sap on the floor, her face erupting in bruises and swelling, almost comically.
It takes a check of 20 to pickpocket a "small object" with Sleight of Hand, but what counts as a small object in that this case?
Also, Thez did take back Bob, right?
Also, Thez did take back Bob, right?
>>21171
"no occasion me just like giving gifts to my waifu."
*heals moderate wounds on the guy she was fighting*
"no occasion me just like giving gifts to my waifu."
*heals moderate wounds on the guy she was fighting*
>>21172
Yes on the d20 (rolled against the target's spot check), and Bob has been milling about the Tower since the Kefka fight.
Yes on the d20 (rolled against the target's spot check), and Bob has been milling about the Tower since the Kefka fight.
>>21176
Depends on one's skill. A highly skilled thief could lift a sword off someone without them noticing, but in general, hand-sized objects are the norm.
Depends on one's skill. A highly skilled thief could lift a sword off someone without them noticing, but in general, hand-sized objects are the norm.
Would it be beyond Tracy's abilities to craft and use a hand crossbow? I've intentionally only been allowing her to use knives to avoid bringing up her lack of thumbs; but I think some range would be beneficial, since I already spent all those points on Dex.
>>21178
That's actually a pretty good idea. Are you sure a hand crossbow is better than a light crossbow?
Also, question about Tracy. Does she have any uncertainty as to the existence of the betrothal? What about Trumpaladin's commitment? (Just how delusional is she?)
That's actually a pretty good idea. Are you sure a hand crossbow is better than a light crossbow?
Also, question about Tracy. Does she have any uncertainty as to the existence of the betrothal? What about Trumpaladin's commitment? (Just how delusional is she?)
>>21180
But she could operate a two handed crossbow right? If there is no trigger-guard, it's just a matter of holding it up with one hoof, and squeezing the lever by applying pressure with the other hoof
But she could operate a two handed crossbow right? If there is no trigger-guard, it's just a matter of holding it up with one hoof, and squeezing the lever by applying pressure with the other hoof
>>21179
>Does she have any uncertainty as to the existence of the betrothal?
She believes they're already married, but "only legally", due to the lack of a ceremony.
>Trumpaladin's commitment?
Short answer, yes. I've been crunching numbers to keep her from losing her cookies.
>>21183
Could she operate one with Kefka's mummified Mage Hand?
>>21185
That's kind of a big weapon though...
>Does she have any uncertainty as to the existence of the betrothal?
She believes they're already married, but "only legally", due to the lack of a ceremony.
>Trumpaladin's commitment?
Short answer, yes. I've been crunching numbers to keep her from losing her cookies.
>>21183
Could she operate one with Kefka's mummified Mage Hand?
>>21185
That's kind of a big weapon though...
>>21188
Case in point. If Tracy's faggot wants to explore the possibility of using a crossbow, the correct course is to acquire a crossbow and test it on any of the readily available dummies, one of which has a decaying Korak strapped to it, rather than just 'asking'.
As for the dialogue:
She looks down at the belt. "You had Ben make a custom belt for me for no particular occasion?" she raises her eyebrow, but doesn't press the issue. "Thank you."
Case in point. If Tracy's faggot wants to explore the possibility of using a crossbow, the correct course is to acquire a crossbow and test it on any of the readily available dummies, one of which has a decaying Korak strapped to it, rather than just 'asking'.
As for the dialogue:
She looks down at the belt. "You had Ben make a custom belt for me for no particular occasion?" she raises her eyebrow, but doesn't press the issue. "Thank you."
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>>21191
"My eyes? Oh? And have you noticed that they changed as well as my appearance?" Upon her mention, Infernius notices that they're no longer red, they're a deep jasper color
"My eyes? Oh? And have you noticed that they changed as well as my appearance?" Upon her mention, Infernius notices that they're no longer red, they're a deep jasper color
>>21187
Okay then. No problem with that. Thanks for making that clear; I was operating under the impression that asking about meta first was the go-to, and that the opposite was annoying. I'm fine by just trying stuff.
Tracy, still in Lenos's workshop, assembles the materials she needs to craft herself a pony-sized crossbow, and sets herself on constructing it (I imagine this would take a while with hooves, but I'll just skip forward, if possible).
Upon making a weapon similar to the ones she saw in the Library's books, minus the trigger guard, she decides to test it by taking as 20-30 steps back (idk how big the room is), and attempts to fire fiddle with the trigger and fire a shot at Korak's dried-out carcass.
Okay then. No problem with that. Thanks for making that clear; I was operating under the impression that asking about meta first was the go-to, and that the opposite was annoying. I'm fine by just trying stuff.
Tracy, still in Lenos's workshop, assembles the materials she needs to craft herself a pony-sized crossbow, and sets herself on constructing it (I imagine this would take a while with hooves, but I'll just skip forward, if possible).
Upon making a weapon similar to the ones she saw in the Library's books, minus the trigger guard, she decides to test it by taking as 20-30 steps back (idk how big the room is), and attempts to fire fiddle with the trigger and fire a shot at Korak's dried-out carcass.
[1d100 = 74]
The crossbow seems serviceable enough, at least per the diagrams. Upon levelling it and firing, Tracy discovers that it is an awkward weapon for hooves, and as it fires it flies out of her hands
The crossbow seems serviceable enough, at least per the diagrams. Upon levelling it and firing, Tracy discovers that it is an awkward weapon for hooves, and as it fires it flies out of her hands
Its almost as though, despite comprehending how a crossbow works, Tracy has no experience with a dangerous object such as a crossbow, and could very easily hurt herself if she is not careful,... like so. And this under calm and collected circumstances.
>>21199
"..This is why I don't do range..!" Tracy mutters as she painfully limps over to the entertron.
"..This is why I don't do range..!" Tracy mutters as she painfully limps over to the entertron.
Tl;dr Tracy should be careful about branching out into 'new' weapons
Maybe just a longbow would be better.. Pony's could fire those in Marks and Recreation, and she's proficient in that as a Blackguard. I mostly just want the hand crossbow because it could be concealed, like in pic #2. Yeah, I'll go for trying out a longbow next.
But for now, she's still on the ground while I get to do more math.
But for now, she's still on the ground while I get to do more math.
>>21208
Then all of them. About 2 dozen, since I know what you're asking without asking the right question. Xp
>>21209
There is no way a pony could operate a crossbow like that without being a unicorn. Longbow would be best.
>>21210
"Hearing you say that is more precious to me than any gift you could give me," she says unabashedly and emphatically.
Then all of them. About 2 dozen, since I know what you're asking without asking the right question. Xp
>>21209
There is no way a pony could operate a crossbow like that without being a unicorn. Longbow would be best.
>>21210
"Hearing you say that is more precious to me than any gift you could give me," she says unabashedly and emphatically.
>>21209
>Fucking her has emotional consequences
REEEEEEEE!!! You implied in >>21186 that she's already so crazy she can be treated as a possession without her inferring that Trumpaladin thinks of her as hers - because she already thinks that.
Cure moderate wounds. She could probably force kisses or eye contact from her position.
>>21211
Uh... yeah, the number of samples would probably be the correct question.
>Fucking her has emotional consequences
REEEEEEEE!!! You implied in >>21186 that she's already so crazy she can be treated as a possession without her inferring that Trumpaladin thinks of her as hers - because she already thinks that.
Cure moderate wounds. She could probably force kisses or eye contact from her position.
>>21211
Uh... yeah, the number of samples would probably be the correct question.
>>21211
"hey thez uh you done here? me have something else me want to "give" to you"
*smiles a smug toothy smile*
"hey thez uh you done here? me have something else me want to "give" to you"
*smiles a smug toothy smile*
>>21214
*Kisses back, while rubbing adorable blue fur*
>the piece of the Terrasque's stomach tissue that Tracy got
Hey! Putting DNA of killed enemies into the Entertron and seeing what could possibly go wrong is my idea
>>21215
Um... What would the starting attitude of revived pirates be? Hostile? Unfriendly? Indifferent?
*Kisses back, while rubbing adorable blue fur*
>the piece of the Terrasque's stomach tissue that Tracy got
Hey! Putting DNA of killed enemies into the Entertron and seeing what could possibly go wrong is my idea
>>21215
Um... What would the starting attitude of revived pirates be? Hostile? Unfriendly? Indifferent?
>>21214
*After Trumpaladin finishes in Tracy*
"Hey Tracy, you want to help intimitdate the fuck out of some people? Or kill them if they remain hostile?"
>>21218
Um... do I get extra advantages from a second player doing an intimidation check after a diplomacy check? Can two separate players attempt a diplomacy check?
*After Trumpaladin finishes in Tracy*
"Hey Tracy, you want to help intimitdate the fuck out of some people? Or kill them if they remain hostile?"
>>21218
Um... do I get extra advantages from a second player doing an intimidation check after a diplomacy check? Can two separate players attempt a diplomacy check?
Meanwhile at the forge.
"A Sun Blade. A SUN blade? Yeah, I could help you make one, you got a week or so to work on the thing, almost exclusively? Are you willing to cough up enough experience to do it?"
"A Sun Blade. A SUN blade? Yeah, I could help you make one, you got a week or so to work on the thing, almost exclusively? Are you willing to cough up enough experience to do it?"
Lenos wanders over to the entrance with his can of paint, and writes a sign above the door.
"Crafting magical anything is NOT like braiding hair. It can't be done in an instant, and should not be treated with the same degree of informality as a passing interest or hobby"
"Crafting magical anything is NOT like braiding hair. It can't be done in an instant, and should not be treated with the same degree of informality as a passing interest or hobby"
>>21215
Let me backtrack a bit...
She had a couple chunks of it in her mouth, and then she would've put one of them in the bag and/or left some of the pieces to dry-out in the >rape dungeon. When I said, "tissue sample" in that thread, I guess it would've been implied that it was in a jar of some sort. That discounts the bits she swallowed in her frenzy . The same thing goes for the rest of Soros's intestines.
I thought I said this in the boss fight's thread. I just didn't bother bringing it up again since I got a no-go on monster mutagens, but I thought they might be useful for some other kind of alchemy (was pretty disappointed when the whole carcass turned into a football, desu. Would've made sweet armor).
tl;dr: scrap in a jar in the bag, other pieces turning into jerky in the dungeon.
Let me backtrack a bit...
She had a couple chunks of it in her mouth, and then she would've put one of them in the bag and/or left some of the pieces to dry-out in the >rape dungeon. When I said, "tissue sample" in that thread, I guess it would've been implied that it was in a jar of some sort. That discounts the bits she swallowed in her frenzy . The same thing goes for the rest of Soros's intestines.
I thought I said this in the boss fight's thread. I just didn't bother bringing it up again since I got a no-go on monster mutagens, but I thought they might be useful for some other kind of alchemy (was pretty disappointed when the whole carcass turned into a football, desu. Would've made sweet armor).
tl;dr: scrap in a jar in the bag, other pieces turning into jerky in the dungeon.
>>21225
Let me know when Tracy ventures back to her >rape dungeon. The scrap in the bag has decayed into a putrid slime.
Let me know when Tracy ventures back to her >rape dungeon. The scrap in the bag has decayed into a putrid slime.
>>21223
Lenos mutters "Oh NOW the trip is postponed," then directly, "The first thing you will need is a masterwork Bastard sword. I don't suppose you happen to have one lying around?"
Lenos mutters "Oh NOW the trip is postponed," then directly, "The first thing you will need is a masterwork Bastard sword. I don't suppose you happen to have one lying around?"
>>21226
>The scrap in the bag has decayed into a putrid slime
>mfw
I guess I'd better address whatever that dungeon issue is pretty soon.. You reap what you sow.
>The scrap in the bag has decayed into a putrid slime
>mfw
I guess I'd better address whatever that dungeon issue is pretty soon.. You reap what you sow.
>>21220
Let me figure out whateverthefuck I have to deal with in the dungeon first.
>>21227
I don't have the capacity to deal with Tracy responding with Trumpaladin returning home with Slovenia in the morning, so I guess I'll just go dungeoneering and deal with what's waiting for Tracy in her hideout as soon as I can.
Let me figure out whateverthefuck I have to deal with in the dungeon first.
>>21227
I don't have the capacity to deal with Tracy responding with Trumpaladin returning home with Slovenia in the morning, so I guess I'll just go dungeoneering and deal with what's waiting for Tracy in her hideout as soon as I can.
>>21227
Fuck it. I'm'a do this thing.
Go to Entertron area, taking the samples. Clear the area of any weapons or armor except those on my person. Place a single sample of Pirate DNA in the Entertron and order to revive. Prepare to sense motive.
Note that I should have I think a +29 modifier on my Diplomacy checks and a +23 on sense motive checks. Sword is not drawn out.
The Bees are drawn out and would be visible.
>>21230
Um... Okay. I guess I will do a test run in the meantime. You may get more prisoners for your dungeon.
Does Tracy know that he returned with Slovenia?
I had Trumpaladin say "it's been several days" as a way of him clearly alleging to her that he had not had sex with anyone since the night in the apartment.
\r
Fuck it. I'm'a do this thing.
Go to Entertron area, taking the samples. Clear the area of any weapons or armor except those on my person. Place a single sample of Pirate DNA in the Entertron and order to revive. Prepare to sense motive.
Note that I should have I think a +29 modifier on my Diplomacy checks and a +23 on sense motive checks. Sword is not drawn out.
The Bees are drawn out and would be visible.
>>21230
Um... Okay. I guess I will do a test run in the meantime. You may get more prisoners for your dungeon.
Does Tracy know that he returned with Slovenia?
I had Trumpaladin say "it's been several days" as a way of him clearly alleging to her that he had not had sex with anyone since the night in the apartment.
\r
>>21229
"No? I thought not. Well, I DO, two of them in fact, but they're just raw blades. You can take the time to forge the hilt, pommel, grip etc. yourself, or you can take them to the Port and have them made."
>>21230
The >rape dungeon has been torn asunder, with several holes burrowed this way and that. Additionally, a tunnel has been burrowed through to the ant lair, which is strewn with ant pieces, parts, and giblets.
>>21232
The pirate - now reconstituted (and completely naked) - immediately looks around with a panicked expression. He doesn't comprehend his surroundings and starts banging on the glass.
"No? I thought not. Well, I DO, two of them in fact, but they're just raw blades. You can take the time to forge the hilt, pommel, grip etc. yourself, or you can take them to the Port and have them made."
>>21230
The >rape dungeon has been torn asunder, with several holes burrowed this way and that. Additionally, a tunnel has been burrowed through to the ant lair, which is strewn with ant pieces, parts, and giblets.
>>21232
The pirate - now reconstituted (and completely naked) - immediately looks around with a panicked expression. He doesn't comprehend his surroundings and starts banging on the glass.
>>21227
She stores her stuff in some of the cambers, so it makes sense she'd go there to pick-up her materials and drop off other things. The tissue strips would've been in the processing chamber on metal hooks, surrounded by animal bones and other dried biproducts. None of the rooms have doors or windows of any kind.
Tracy fills her bag with the kinds of stuff that she would bring to her dungeon (materials, supplies, tools, groceries) and heads off.
>>21232
>Does Tracy know that he returned with Slovenia?
Idk about her. My original intention was to have Tracy meet with her daily, but then time passed as i didn't realize what was going on…
Like I said, dealing with whateverthefuck, is going on with thedungeon is easier than trying to figure out character-character relationships with this level of temporal inconsistency.
>it's been several days
There's no way your character would've spent several days in the woods, without her coming after you.
She stores her stuff in some of the cambers, so it makes sense she'd go there to pick-up her materials and drop off other things. The tissue strips would've been in the processing chamber on metal hooks, surrounded by animal bones and other dried biproducts. None of the rooms have doors or windows of any kind.
Tracy fills her bag with the kinds of stuff that she would bring to her dungeon (materials, supplies, tools, groceries) and heads off.
>>21232
>Does Tracy know that he returned with Slovenia?
Idk about her. My original intention was to have Tracy meet with her daily, but then time passed as i didn't realize what was going on…
Like I said, dealing with whateverthefuck, is going on with thedungeon is easier than trying to figure out character-character relationships with this level of temporal inconsistency.
>it's been several days
There's no way your character would've spent several days in the woods, without her coming after you.
>>21234
>The >rape dungeon has been torn asunder, with several holes burrowed this way and that.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY DOORS OR HALLWAYS!
Tracy is beside herself with rage and immediately puts her nose to the ground and follows the tunnel, intent on Tracking down whatever it is that ruined her special hideout, all senses flared as the travels down the path to detect any living being.
>The >rape dungeon has been torn asunder, with several holes burrowed this way and that.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY DOORS OR HALLWAYS!
Tracy is beside herself with rage and immediately puts her nose to the ground and follows the tunnel, intent on Tracking down whatever it is that ruined her special hideout, all senses flared as the travels down the path to detect any living being.
>>21233
>several days
Several days since sex. By my estimation it is "Wednesday" when the apartment happened on Saturday night. He was in the forest maybe 10 hours.
pls bring restraints and chains from the dungeon when you leave. Your Flashy might need you to use them
>>21235
Open door. Great individual with an article of clothing or rag or something to cover himself (probably should have thought of that).
"Hello, I am Trumpaladin, defender of Port Barry, but I am sure you know that already. A few days ago, you and a others under a party lead by Korak attempted to take a load of treasure belonging to the people of Port Barry and this tower belonging to my party. You were killed in the fighting, as was Korak. You can see here I have his ring shield.
You are alive now because the great god Elway has blessed this booth with the power of Resurrection, and because I believe in second chances. I saw how well you and your comrades served Korak. I was impressed by your devotion and organization. I believe these virtues could be of great use to society. There is no need to serve evil.
If you cooperate, you will have a second -maybe third? - chance at life, one more prosperous and happy than the one you lead before."
>>21238
>She won't be helping
Aww...
>several days
Several days since sex. By my estimation it is "Wednesday" when the apartment happened on Saturday night. He was in the forest maybe 10 hours.
pls bring restraints and chains from the dungeon when you leave. Your Flashy might need you to use them
>>21235
Open door. Great individual with an article of clothing or rag or something to cover himself (probably should have thought of that).
"Hello, I am Trumpaladin, defender of Port Barry, but I am sure you know that already. A few days ago, you and a others under a party lead by Korak attempted to take a load of treasure belonging to the people of Port Barry and this tower belonging to my party. You were killed in the fighting, as was Korak. You can see here I have his ring shield.
You are alive now because the great god Elway has blessed this booth with the power of Resurrection, and because I believe in second chances. I saw how well you and your comrades served Korak. I was impressed by your devotion and organization. I believe these virtues could be of great use to society. There is no need to serve evil.
If you cooperate, you will have a second -maybe third? - chance at life, one more prosperous and happy than the one you lead before."
>>21238
>She won't be helping
Aww...
>>21240
Are you sure it wasn't the ants who did it? Anyways, I'm getting the impression the pirates aren't extremely hostile, so possibly safe for release into the wild if they are not helpful
Are you sure it wasn't the ants who did it? Anyways, I'm getting the impression the pirates aren't extremely hostile, so possibly safe for release into the wild if they are not helpful
>>21238
Odd, this smells an awful lot like the Terrasque,... that crazy magical beast which requires a wish to contain and which only a damn fool would keep a sample of and leave it alone. ahem
>>21239
You succeed in getting out the words "Hello, I am Trumpal..." before he claws his way past and frantically races from the infirmary.
>>21240
Before? KEK!
Odd, this smells an awful lot like the Terrasque,... that crazy magical beast which requires a wish to contain and which only a damn fool would keep a sample of and leave it alone. ahem
>>21239
You succeed in getting out the words "Hello, I am Trumpal..." before he claws his way past and frantically races from the infirmary.
>>21240
Before? KEK!
Lenos rolls himself a phatty. "Yep,... noobs."
>>21252
The ant tunnels have been likewise torn asunder, and what were tight passages have been burrowed and expanded. As you continue further, you notice that the size of the passages gradually increases the further you progress. The whole ant lair is deathly silent.
>>21254
>1
Nah, he just needs some coffee is all, you're sure of it.
The ant tunnels have been likewise torn asunder, and what were tight passages have been burrowed and expanded. As you continue further, you notice that the size of the passages gradually increases the further you progress. The whole ant lair is deathly silent.
>>21254
>1
Nah, he just needs some coffee is all, you're sure of it.
>>21257
"..Aw fuck! These bugs were the only ones who could repair my dungeon.."
Continues down the path carefully, sword drawn.
While we're at it, roll in the ant parts, so it can't detect her scent.
"..Aw fuck! These bugs were the only ones who could repair my dungeon.."
Continues down the path carefully, sword drawn.
While we're at it, roll in the ant parts, so it can't detect her scent.
What about the foosball table?
>>21262
There is no sign of the foosball table. e_e
quick jump cut-to
The path leads throughout the ant lair, eventually working its way up to and out of the hole that used to be the main entrance to the hive. More bodies and bits are strewn about, with no signs of life at all.
Spoiler alert, the ant hive is kill and, oh I don't know but just maybe the Dog is now loose again, and without Kefka to keep it in check.
Bravo, golf clap for you.
>>21264
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!? WHERE AM I?!"
There is no sign of the foosball table. e_e
quick jump cut-to
The path leads throughout the ant lair, eventually working its way up to and out of the hole that used to be the main entrance to the hive. More bodies and bits are strewn about, with no signs of life at all.
Spoiler alert, the ant hive is kill and, oh I don't know but just maybe the Dog is now loose again, and without Kefka to keep it in check.
Bravo, golf clap for you.
>>21264
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!? WHERE AM I?!"
>>21265
Can I answer that or just Inferius
"You are in the Trump Tower. You were killed along with your comrades and Korak when you all attempted to rob us. We revived you with the power of Football. We want to give you a second chance on life"
Can I answer that or just Inferius
"You are in the Trump Tower. You were killed along with your comrades and Korak when you all attempted to rob us. We revived you with the power of Football. We want to give you a second chance on life"
>>21265
>foosball table gone
>entire culture is kill
"..... F..."
Continues down tunnel to look for the ant-eating puppy, because why not?
>foosball table gone
>entire culture is kill
"..... F..."
Continues down tunnel to look for the ant-eating puppy, because why not?
>>21269
The dog has left, the evidence of that is clear given the increasing size of the tunnels. It appears that the Dog, upon reconstituting to a moderate size, went on a feeding frenzy throughout the hive, and when it had eaten/killed the last of the ants, got bored and escaped through the only apparent exit, given that the ants patched up the hole that used to lead to the Tower's treasure room.
>>21266
He doesn't seem to have the faintest idea what Trump Tower is,... cuz why would he?
The dog has left, the evidence of that is clear given the increasing size of the tunnels. It appears that the Dog, upon reconstituting to a moderate size, went on a feeding frenzy throughout the hive, and when it had eaten/killed the last of the ants, got bored and escaped through the only apparent exit, given that the ants patched up the hole that used to lead to the Tower's treasure room.
>>21266
He doesn't seem to have the faintest idea what Trump Tower is,... cuz why would he?
>>21271
"Um... that giant floating thing your party tried to capture? Anyways, what's important is that we are seeking your cooperation"
"Um... that giant floating thing your party tried to capture? Anyways, what's important is that we are seeking your cooperation"
>>21273
Lenos walks by and quips "Yeah, cuz a guy in a state of complete hysteria is going to be open to parlay."
>>21272
You emerge from the hole back near the starting point, inside the walled circle. The wall now has a huge hole in one side, in the north-west section, and there is no sign of the Terrasque.
Lenos walks by and quips "Yeah, cuz a guy in a state of complete hysteria is going to be open to parlay."
>>21272
You emerge from the hole back near the starting point, inside the walled circle. The wall now has a huge hole in one side, in the north-west section, and there is no sign of the Terrasque.
>>21275
Huzzah!
The pirate visibly calms, and stops flailing about. "Where is Korak? Why am I here?" he asks.
NOW is the point at which you can attempt to reason with him. I'm going to assume you say all the things you attempted earlier and,....
"What is this "Football"? Why are you holding me? (again) Where is Korak?"
T -30 minutes remaining
Huzzah!
The pirate visibly calms, and stops flailing about. "Where is Korak? Why am I here?" he asks.
NOW is the point at which you can attempt to reason with him. I'm going to assume you say all the things you attempted earlier and,....
"What is this "Football"? Why are you holding me? (again) Where is Korak?"
T -30 minutes remaining
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>>21274
>no sign of the Terrasque.
No footprints, broken structures or smells? Well, it couldn't just disappear.
Nightmare/Pony senses activate:
Rolling Spot, Search, Listen, and Scent to pick up any sign of it, as she searches around for the Doggo Jr.
Tracy once again puts her snout to the ground and flares all her senses as she looks for the puppy.
(Warpony get's +5 on Spot and Listen checks: Tracy does get that bonus, right?)
>>21274
>no sign of the Terrasque.
No footprints, broken structures or smells? Well, it couldn't just disappear.
Nightmare/Pony senses activate:
Rolling Spot, Search, Listen, and Scent to pick up any sign of it, as she searches around for the Doggo Jr.
Tracy once again puts her snout to the ground and flares all her senses as she looks for the puppy.
(Warpony get's +5 on Spot and Listen checks: Tracy does get that bonus, right?)
>>21282
>spot
You spot a trail of unearthed grass, leading to a path of toppled trees, leading to the gaping hole I just mentioned.
>search
See above
>listen
Nothing strikes you
>scent
It went that-away (see above)
>>21283
Right, I got that, but I fail to see how it applies to this context. If you're waiting for her to show back up, she hasn't yet.
>spot
You spot a trail of unearthed grass, leading to a path of toppled trees, leading to the gaping hole I just mentioned.
>search
See above
>listen
Nothing strikes you
>scent
It went that-away (see above)
>>21283
Right, I got that, but I fail to see how it applies to this context. If you're waiting for her to show back up, she hasn't yet.
>>21278
Offer lit joint
Damn that feels gross
"Korak is dead. We intended him to be an ally on our cause, but he tried to rob us, so we had to kill him. Football the magical force that guides all good in the universe and helped to resurrect you. If by holding you here, it's because this is where you were resurrected at. If you mean why are we physically restrained, it is because you were hysterical earlier. I guess it is not necessary if you are calmer now."
Offer lit joint
Damn that feels gross
"Korak is dead. We intended him to be an ally on our cause, but he tried to rob us, so we had to kill him. Football the magical force that guides all good in the universe and helped to resurrect you. If by holding you here, it's because this is where you were resurrected at. If you mean why are we physically restrained, it is because you were hysterical earlier. I guess it is not necessary if you are calmer now."
>>21282
From the hole in the NW wall, you can see there's a short cliff leading off into a thick forest, not in the same direction as but connected to the same section of forest that Trollestia's grove is located.
>>21285
He takes the joint, and smokes that shit. His panic is replaced by suspicion and distrust. "I remember now, yeah we were gonna rob you, cuz you lot robbed us first, AFTER the good Captain tried to strike a fair and proper deal with you."
From the hole in the NW wall, you can see there's a short cliff leading off into a thick forest, not in the same direction as but connected to the same section of forest that Trollestia's grove is located.
>>21285
He takes the joint, and smokes that shit. His panic is replaced by suspicion and distrust. "I remember now, yeah we were gonna rob you, cuz you lot robbed us first, AFTER the good Captain tried to strike a fair and proper deal with you."
>>21287
>Does not know that Slovenia is at the tower
".. Oh, fuck me..!" She says once again, as she continues down the trail.
>Does not know that Slovenia is at the tower
".. Oh, fuck me..!" She says once again, as she continues down the trail.
>>21288
Yes sorry, I misquoted the reply. This was for you. >>21237 in reply to >>21236
>>21286
Tracy is out of time for the time being (you travelled to the dungeon, searched throughout the ant hill sufficient to determine generally what had happened, exited in the walled area, searched around and followed the trail, and are now standing on a cliff face overlooking a retreating trail,... that should have taken hours).
Yes sorry, I misquoted the reply. This was for you. >>21237 in reply to >>21236
>>21286
Tracy is out of time for the time being (you travelled to the dungeon, searched throughout the ant hill sufficient to determine generally what had happened, exited in the walled area, searched around and followed the trail, and are now standing on a cliff face overlooking a retreating trail,... that should have taken hours).
>>21287
"Now hol' up! Hol' up! I tried to strike a fair and proper deal with the captain. I talked to him. It was an entirely different person who went and robbed your ship, and he did so without my knowledge or consent. He was motivated by a revulsion to the slave trade. I am and have been faithful in all of my deals and trades, including with your former captain. And though there may be no more practice of the slave trade, don't worry. There are other profitable industries.
>>21289
"Also what Inferius said. The gold he tried to steal is not our gold. It belongs to the people of Port Barry"
"Now hol' up! Hol' up! I tried to strike a fair and proper deal with the captain. I talked to him. It was an entirely different person who went and robbed your ship, and he did so without my knowledge or consent. He was motivated by a revulsion to the slave trade. I am and have been faithful in all of my deals and trades, including with your former captain. And though there may be no more practice of the slave trade, don't worry. There are other profitable industries.
>>21289
"Also what Inferius said. The gold he tried to steal is not our gold. It belongs to the people of Port Barry"
Also, were we going to do anything on the campaign tomorrow? I feel like I fucked up something...
>tfw your jerky comes to life and ends an entire civilization of insectoids in one day
>tfw your jerky comes to life and ends an entire civilization of insectoids in one day
>>21296
"Ye ask me, nothin'. Korak was different though. He never killed a man who didn't try and kill him first,... although we were always trying to steal their stuff,.... He was good to his men though, never left a one of us behind, and fought tooth and nail even to the last or newest of the crew."
>>21297
Don't sweat it, the cat is out of the bag. Besides, the Terrasque meta spoiler has gone into hybernation. You won't hear from it again until I feel like being a dick.
T -10 minutes. I'll be back tonight ~10:45p
"Ye ask me, nothin'. Korak was different though. He never killed a man who didn't try and kill him first,... although we were always trying to steal their stuff,.... He was good to his men though, never left a one of us behind, and fought tooth and nail even to the last or newest of the crew."
>>21297
Don't sweat it, the cat is out of the bag. Besides, the Terrasque meta spoiler has gone into hybernation. You won't hear from it again until I feel like being a dick.
T -10 minutes. I'll be back tonight ~10:45p
>>21300
>has gone into hibernation
"... Well, that's a problem for another day!" Tracy says, as she grows tired of looking for the puppy and turns back towards the tower, whistling nonchalantly as she goes.
>has gone into hibernation
"... Well, that's a problem for another day!" Tracy says, as she grows tired of looking for the puppy and turns back towards the tower, whistling nonchalantly as she goes.
>>21296
"Inferius? What. No. Staph. That's the sort of response I expect out of Tracy. Killing people who have not harmed first is wrong... Communists aren't people"
>>21294
"Oh you have no idea what sorts of grand new profits await. We killed Kefka. Killed his pet too. Interstate commerce will open up new opportunities you cannot even imagine. I have a few ideas now. If you could tell me what you are good at, maybe you could work on commission."
>>21300
"Don't misunderstand me. I respect that about Korak. How loyal he was to you all. We killed him only because he took our tower. I understand that one of our party wronged you all by attacking you and violated your trust, but please do not place his indiscretion on all of us. I have been and intend to be nothing but fair and faithful."
"Inferius? What. No. Staph. That's the sort of response I expect out of Tracy. Killing people who have not harmed first is wrong... Communists aren't people"
>>21294
"Oh you have no idea what sorts of grand new profits await. We killed Kefka. Killed his pet too. Interstate commerce will open up new opportunities you cannot even imagine. I have a few ideas now. If you could tell me what you are good at, maybe you could work on commission."
>>21300
"Don't misunderstand me. I respect that about Korak. How loyal he was to you all. We killed him only because he took our tower. I understand that one of our party wronged you all by attacking you and violated your trust, but please do not place his indiscretion on all of us. I have been and intend to be nothing but fair and faithful."
>>21300
*infernuis goes back to the forge and gets the sword and takes them to town*
"tell thez where i go if she ask where me is"
*infernuis goes back to the forge and gets the sword and takes them to town*
"tell thez where i go if she ask where me is"
>>21303
Tracy would also head off to the forge as soon as she got back, pretending she didn't see anything.
Tracy would also head off to the forge as soon as she got back, pretending she didn't see anything.
>>21301
Just the response I was hoping for. Ur dungeon is still wrecked tho.
>>21302
"I'll tell you what, if'n there's profit involved, and ye swear you're not just gonna kill me when I drop my guard, I'll consider your offer."
>>21303
As a matter of fact, you run right into her. "Hey, I was just coming to see you. Hey, that's one of Lenos'! However did you convince him to let YOU have it?" she asks suggestively.
>>21305
That will have to wait.
Later folks!
>GM out
Just the response I was hoping for. Ur dungeon is still wrecked tho.
>>21302
"I'll tell you what, if'n there's profit involved, and ye swear you're not just gonna kill me when I drop my guard, I'll consider your offer."
>>21303
As a matter of fact, you run right into her. "Hey, I was just coming to see you. Hey, that's one of Lenos'! However did you convince him to let YOU have it?" she asks suggestively.
>>21305
That will have to wait.
Later folks!
>GM out
>>21304
"I see. Inferius, I think these may not be bad people. Not even Korak. We really did violate their trust when Torcuil and one of his girlfriends attacked them"
>>21306
"Kill you? Well if I did that then no one else would be willing to work for me, and it'd eliminate repeat business with you. No, you can trust me. And I tell you that we need expert sailors, we need warriors, we need people who can capture magical beasts and handle them. We've entered a new era of trade and commerce. I think you've seen what I did with Port Barry. Your new life will be far more profitable than the last"
"I see. Inferius, I think these may not be bad people. Not even Korak. We really did violate their trust when Torcuil and one of his girlfriends attacked them"
>>21306
"Kill you? Well if I did that then no one else would be willing to work for me, and it'd eliminate repeat business with you. No, you can trust me. And I tell you that we need expert sailors, we need warriors, we need people who can capture magical beasts and handle them. We've entered a new era of trade and commerce. I think you've seen what I did with Port Barry. Your new life will be far more profitable than the last"
>>21305
*happy Paladin noises*
"Hey little pony! Where've you been? I think we may have just gained a sailor. Or mercenary. I'm not sure yet, but success I think!"
\r
*happy Paladin noises*
"Hey little pony! Where've you been? I think we may have just gained a sailor. Or mercenary. I'm not sure yet, but success I think!"
\r
>>21309
"I was just chasing some weird dog that made a mess down south. I never caught it though..." *averts gaze*
I g2g for now
"I was just chasing some weird dog that made a mess down south. I never caught it though..." *averts gaze*
I g2g for now
>>21311
Kek. You have no idea what I had planned and was writing for response to the Tracy entry
"Of who?"
Kek. You have no idea what I had planned and was writing for response to the Tracy entry
"Of who?"
>>21313
"If you had asked me last night, I would have said yes. But at the moment - just this moment - I feel like all is looking bright and I am at peace. So no thank you. Don't worry though. You'll probably get your chance soon enough"
"If you had asked me last night, I would have said yes. But at the moment - just this moment - I feel like all is looking bright and I am at peace. So no thank you. Don't worry though. You'll probably get your chance soon enough"
>>21315
"Well thank you. And thank you for helping out with the pirate. I think we can repeat the same with the other 23. Maybe even with Korak himself"
"Well thank you. And thank you for helping out with the pirate. I think we can repeat the same with the other 23. Maybe even with Korak himself"
>>21316
just so you know we are probabaly causing another time paradox right now
"you really think bringing (((korak))) back is a good idea"
just so you know we are probabaly causing another time paradox right now
"you really think bringing (((korak))) back is a good idea"
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Awww shit
Forgot I'm gonna have a different IP
Hi fellow faggots
Awww shit
Forgot I'm gonna have a different IP
Hi fellow faggots
>>21324
You told us all you were Floridian and lived in an area struck by the Hurricane a couple months ago
You told us all you were Floridian and lived in an area struck by the Hurricane a couple months ago
Trips
>>21329
It was mostly GM punishing us for doing stupid things, saying "just do that, I dare you. See what happens." Tracy tried to operate a hand crossbow, but shot herself in the leg. Fortunately, a friendly Paladin was aroun to remove the arrow and healed her wounds. Then raped her.
I got the amazing idea of resurrecting the pirates, so I ran a test on one. It was a lot of time of the pirate screaming and running around hysterically before I finally gave up and cast calm emotions. Inferius helped. Fortunately, I discovered that the pirates actually just felt like we had betrayed them when a certain someone and one of his consorts attacked them. They just want money, and can be reasoned with and will work with us.
Meanwhile, Tracy's faggot spent twenty minutes insisting that she got a piece of the Tarrasque and put it in her bag. So when she got to the rape dungeon, she discovered the piece had grown into a small tarrasque that destroyed much of her dungeon, and genocided all of the ants. All of them. It is now big and free in the Forrest. Tracy spent like two hours trying to track it down, but failed.
It was mostly GM punishing us for doing stupid things, saying "just do that, I dare you. See what happens." Tracy tried to operate a hand crossbow, but shot herself in the leg. Fortunately, a friendly Paladin was aroun to remove the arrow and healed her wounds. Then raped her.
I got the amazing idea of resurrecting the pirates, so I ran a test on one. It was a lot of time of the pirate screaming and running around hysterically before I finally gave up and cast calm emotions. Inferius helped. Fortunately, I discovered that the pirates actually just felt like we had betrayed them when a certain someone and one of his consorts attacked them. They just want money, and can be reasoned with and will work with us.
Meanwhile, Tracy's faggot spent twenty minutes insisting that she got a piece of the Tarrasque and put it in her bag. So when she got to the rape dungeon, she discovered the piece had grown into a small tarrasque that destroyed much of her dungeon, and genocided all of the ants. All of them. It is now big and free in the Forrest. Tracy spent like two hours trying to track it down, but failed.
>>21334
>now big and free in the Forrest.
The Tarrasque can hibernate for years: it won't come back unless GM feels like releasing it upon us.
>now big and free in the Forrest.
The Tarrasque can hibernate for years: it won't come back unless GM feels like releasing it upon us.
>>21340
I wasn't completely inconsiderate about it. I was operating under the thought that detatched pieces of the Tarrasque decay and die like normal, like it's limbs when severed (it can put them back on though).
I wasn't completely inconsiderate about it. I was operating under the thought that detatched pieces of the Tarrasque decay and die like normal, like it's limbs when severed (it can put them back on though).
>>21343
Yes. Possibly he himself as well, although i do not know how that would go down
>>21342
You know... If Kefka was able to control it
>>21344
It's a magic thing. You want to eat it for magical powers, but you also assume it's going to behave as if it didn't have magical properties, especially since it's regenerative properties were well known and since GM explicitly told us during the fight the only way to keep it dead was to seal it.
Just don't assume you know what the flesh of x evil entity does. One of these days you'll go eat some magical who knows what, and then discover its flesh is poisonous, or a natural abortifacient after it's too late.
Yes. Possibly he himself as well, although i do not know how that would go down
>>21342
You know... If Kefka was able to control it
>>21344
It's a magic thing. You want to eat it for magical powers, but you also assume it's going to behave as if it didn't have magical properties, especially since it's regenerative properties were well known and since GM explicitly told us during the fight the only way to keep it dead was to seal it.
Just don't assume you know what the flesh of x evil entity does. One of these days you'll go eat some magical who knows what, and then discover its flesh is poisonous, or a natural abortifacient after it's too late.
>>21345
> x evil entity does.
Tarrasque isn't an evil creature: it just lacks the consciousness to know the difference.
> x evil entity does.
Tarrasque isn't an evil creature: it just lacks the consciousness to know the difference.
>>21348
It's not safe to eat or safe to keep body parts of.
Honestly I think we haven't heard the last of the consequences of the demon jew blood
It's not safe to eat or safe to keep body parts of.
Honestly I think we haven't heard the last of the consequences of the demon jew blood
>>21350
Burn it! You might piss off the Golden Lady. Or who knows what. Just burn it. Gas it first if necessary
Burn it! You might piss off the Golden Lady. Or who knows what. Just burn it. Gas it first if necessary
>>21353
Get rid of it, get rid of it quickly. And no I don't mean eating it, that may poison the child. And don't bring it up again. Seal it in a magical container so it can't get out
Get rid of it, get rid of it quickly. And no I don't mean eating it, that may poison the child. And don't bring it up again. Seal it in a magical container so it can't get out
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>>21368
[sad pony noises]
"It didn't poison me, and I had like twelve feet of it raw. How do you know it's poison?"
*runs off with sausage*
[sad pony noises]
"It didn't poison me, and I had like twelve feet of it raw. How do you know it's poison?"
*runs off with sausage*
>>21371
*sighs*
"Every time I think we are going to work out together, that this can work, I am reminded why it will not..."
said with a sort of sad dullness, because it's the same shit as before
"Please do not risk harming the child by consuming Demon Jew Blood"
Starts to walk away
>>21370
I thought I did? Do you not want Scotland?
*sighs*
"Every time I think we are going to work out together, that this can work, I am reminded why it will not..."
said with a sort of sad dullness, because it's the same shit as before
"Please do not risk harming the child by consuming Demon Jew Blood"
Starts to walk away
>>21370
I thought I did? Do you not want Scotland?
>>21380
*smacks jewdog out of Tay's hands*
"I am not going through all that bullshit again"
>>21379
The Thez blood was the devilish power from the Golden Lady, not Thez herself. It's still a sort of evil that is both impure in its very existence and also could have harmful effects further reaching than you know
*smacks jewdog out of Tay's hands*
"I am not going through all that bullshit again"
>>21379
The Thez blood was the devilish power from the Golden Lady, not Thez herself. It's still a sort of evil that is both impure in its very existence and also could have harmful effects further reaching than you know
>>21383
He didn't roll to sunder in the first place.
Reminder, since he doesn't have Improved sunder, this provokes an attack of opportunity (you can get a free shot)
He didn't roll to sunder in the first place.
Reminder, since he doesn't have Improved sunder, this provokes an attack of opportunity (you can get a free shot)
Torc activates his shield to hide from the bullshit
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>>21397
"Tay! This stuff literally grafts onto your DNA and makes you part Jew! It's very dangerous to eat. More dangerous than the preservatives they normally put in this stuff"
"Tay! This stuff literally grafts onto your DNA and makes you part Jew! It's very dangerous to eat. More dangerous than the preservatives they normally put in this stuff"
>>21399
"Is that end literally being a Jew? It's very dangerous... Corruption will destroy you far surer and far quicker than failure on the battlefield. Keep a strong constitution or else you will falter."
"Is that end literally being a Jew? It's very dangerous... Corruption will destroy you far surer and far quicker than failure on the battlefield. Keep a strong constitution or else you will falter."
>>21401
"Well, I'm a bit worried that it will just expand the bad parts of the universe's grasp on us.
But never mind that. I have a proposition that I believe will interest you. Kefka had essentially the whole planet in an Empire he controlled from his Court City, with all other cities being vassals. I believe that if we can seize the Court City for ourselves, we'll get some portion of that empire. I don't know what to expect there, or what exactly will happen after we take it, but I believe venturing there is the next step in our quest to expand our influence across the planet"
\r
"Well, I'm a bit worried that it will just expand the bad parts of the universe's grasp on us.
But never mind that. I have a proposition that I believe will interest you. Kefka had essentially the whole planet in an Empire he controlled from his Court City, with all other cities being vassals. I believe that if we can seize the Court City for ourselves, we'll get some portion of that empire. I don't know what to expect there, or what exactly will happen after we take it, but I believe venturing there is the next step in our quest to expand our influence across the planet"
\r
>>21408
"It made her corrupt... less sociable. Not good by any means. I don't think we've seen the last of that, more is coming. But in any case, when the Golden lady shut out infernals, she shut out most of the Jew powers. So Tracy's feat could not be replicated now"
"It made her corrupt... less sociable. Not good by any means. I don't think we've seen the last of that, more is coming. But in any case, when the Golden lady shut out infernals, she shut out most of the Jew powers. So Tracy's feat could not be replicated now"
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>>21416
"Well, there are a lot of Jews in the Media. Maybe becoming part Jewish will help you in that regard. But I'm afraid it could just cause your nose to grow and ruin your beautiful face. Or maybe it will cause you to be in part a puppet of the Master Jew beyond this dimension. It could also cause you to lose your Eugenic Nazi powers. At least I think you have Eugenic Nazi powers."
>raping Tourcil
Kek
"Well, there are a lot of Jews in the Media. Maybe becoming part Jewish will help you in that regard. But I'm afraid it could just cause your nose to grow and ruin your beautiful face. Or maybe it will cause you to be in part a puppet of the Master Jew beyond this dimension. It could also cause you to lose your Eugenic Nazi powers. At least I think you have Eugenic Nazi powers."
>raping Tourcil
Kek
>>21422
"Well, the Golden Lady did a much more thorough job of banishing infernals and infernal powers from this dimension the second time around than the first, so my guess is not much"
"Well, the Golden Lady did a much more thorough job of banishing infernals and infernal powers from this dimension the second time around than the first, so my guess is not much"
>>21426
"If I could summon the Golden Lady I would. But remember that Thez was under a curse. She had a geas placed on her. I don't think that would be pleasant for you"
"If I could summon the Golden Lady I would. But remember that Thez was under a curse. She had a geas placed on her. I don't think that would be pleasant for you"
>>21429
>Feed to your dog
>Not considering what could happen if it had the same affect on other magical beasts as it did on Tracy.
You want to deal with a half-fiend Tarrasque?
>your dog
I wish...
>Feed to your dog
>Not considering what could happen if it had the same affect on other magical beasts as it did on Tracy.
You want to deal with a half-fiend Tarrasque?
>your dog
I wish...
>>21432
>I wish
We're not giving up on mind controlling it yet
Just Tracy can't eat it. No poisoning the child. No risking poisoning the child. No blatant disregard for the fact that what the mother eats the child does as well.
>I wish
We're not giving up on mind controlling it yet
Just Tracy can't eat it. No poisoning the child. No risking poisoning the child. No blatant disregard for the fact that what the mother eats the child does as well.
>>21434
*sigh*
"Ill advised, I still say, but you're not pregnant with my child, so I won't fight you the way I would and will Tracy"
*sigh*
"Ill advised, I still say, but you're not pregnant with my child, so I won't fight you the way I would and will Tracy"
>>21433
All the creatures of Shadowfell are fiendish, so why would consuming fiends harm a nightmare's fetus when her body's metabolism is already adapted to preying on fiends?
All the creatures of Shadowfell are fiendish, so why would consuming fiends harm a nightmare's fetus when her body's metabolism is already adapted to preying on fiends?
>>21437
Because she's a pony. Not a creature of Shadowfell. A creature of Equestria. Stop insisting that you are transracial. Second, Soros is not a fiend, he's an arch-demon. Different. Thirdly, we already know that that stuff fucks with her biology. Fourthly, you tried to use your faulty logic with the Tarrasque remains the same way I used my faulty logic with curing demonic influence with having sex with Tracy the first time. Don't take stupid risks hoping it won't go terribly wrong
Because she's a pony. Not a creature of Shadowfell. A creature of Equestria. Stop insisting that you are transracial. Second, Soros is not a fiend, he's an arch-demon. Different. Thirdly, we already know that that stuff fucks with her biology. Fourthly, you tried to use your faulty logic with the Tarrasque remains the same way I used my faulty logic with curing demonic influence with having sex with Tracy the first time. Don't take stupid risks hoping it won't go terribly wrong
>>21438
not yet
She is fiendish though, she even has little horn-spikes in her mane. The her womb, only having regenerated after the blood changed her, also would've been fiendish, so it should be fine, medically.
Also, I don't want to stop.
not yet
She is fiendish though, she even has little horn-spikes in her mane. The her womb, only having regenerated after the blood changed her, also would've been fiendish, so it should be fine, medically.
Also, I don't want to stop.
>>21441
No turning the child into a devil. And if she herself is a devil, she will not be a waifu. Cease and desist.
No turning the child into a devil. And if she herself is a devil, she will not be a waifu. Cease and desist.
>>21440
I never thought the Tarrasque thing would work (I'm not THAT greedy). I just wanted to keeps some of it anyway. Also, monster jerky.
I never thought the Tarrasque thing would work (I'm not THAT greedy). I just wanted to keeps some of it anyway. Also, monster jerky.
>>21446
Look up in the chat just a few posts. Inferius says 10:30 PM. It's only 9:50 PM EST, so that's a while from now
Look up in the chat just a few posts. Inferius says 10:30 PM. It's only 9:50 PM EST, so that's a while from now
>>21453
Now that we can do. The major limitation is the number of times we can cast "calm emotions." I think that can be done on a large group, so it may be best to take several at once, restrain them, and then cast the spell on the group, and try to talk them down as a group. Otherwise, this would take days between two people casting it. If it did have to be one at a time, it would take at least a week to get through all of them
Now that we can do. The major limitation is the number of times we can cast "calm emotions." I think that can be done on a large group, so it may be best to take several at once, restrain them, and then cast the spell on the group, and try to talk them down as a group. Otherwise, this would take days between two people casting it. If it did have to be one at a time, it would take at least a week to get through all of them
Kek, that's a good idea
>>21456
Damn. That's pretty useful, along with the ability to grapple. With that many casts in a day we could do one by one in just three days, or possibly all in one day if we can do groups. The challenge to a group is to restrain them all.
What do you think about trying Korak?
>>21456
Damn. That's pretty useful, along with the ability to grapple. With that many casts in a day we could do one by one in just three days, or possibly all in one day if we can do groups. The challenge to a group is to restrain them all.
What do you think about trying Korak?
>>21456
You could also use Symbol of Persuasion to charm them all using a giant swastika.
*goes back to bed*
You could also use Symbol of Persuasion to charm them all using a giant swastika.
*goes back to bed*
>>21459
True. He'd have to accept that we're not giving him his ship back, his crew, his various personal items, the unicorn, or the elves. That's actually quite a lot
True. He'd have to accept that we're not giving him his ship back, his crew, his various personal items, the unicorn, or the elves. That's actually quite a lot
>>21460
I guess it's possible to return control of the ship and crew and have them contracted under him, but that seems kind of dangerous
I guess it's possible to return control of the ship and crew and have them contracted under him, but that seems kind of dangerous
GM, just to be absolutely crystal clear, I had intended on Port Barry running a highly negative balance of payments with a vastly increased quantity of imports not compensated for by an increase in exports. i.e., building materials are purchased abroad. That way, the effect of inflation is distributed upon the global economy, and not the local economy of Port Barry
>>21475
its not on there but im gonna craft a masterwork one and get it enchanted with inflict critical wounds.
its not on there but im gonna craft a masterwork one and get it enchanted with inflict critical wounds.
>>21476
Like... are you gonna grapple people and put them in the iron maiden, which I guess you'll carry around on a horse?
Like... are you gonna grapple people and put them in the iron maiden, which I guess you'll carry around on a horse?
>>21308
"Another present? You're up to something,...."
>>21334
No, Tracy got shot cuz she didn't roll for the attack, and when I did for her it was a 1 (with a -4 modifier for lack of proficiency). She's lucky I didn't have it hit her in the neck.
>>21336
>>21337
Check on the football
>>21346
I was sorely tempted, I assure you
>>21371
Now when you say "runs off with sausage", do you,... nevermind
>>21390
Not true, you can grapple or sunder. Say a wizard has a medallion you wanna snatch from his person, that would also be a grapple.
>>21418
Try me
>>21453
I've been meaning to ask, where exactly did Infernius first hear about a Sun Blade?
>>21472
And why do you think I (Thez rather) put a jew in charge of monetary exchange?
I wish I could share all the keks and what-not that I'm not allowed to say/shit-post (as GM) but fucking christ, you guys are the best.
"Another present? You're up to something,...."
>>21334
No, Tracy got shot cuz she didn't roll for the attack, and when I did for her it was a 1 (with a -4 modifier for lack of proficiency). She's lucky I didn't have it hit her in the neck.
>>21336
>>21337
Check on the football
>>21346
I was sorely tempted, I assure you
>>21371
Now when you say "runs off with sausage", do you,... nevermind
>>21390
Not true, you can grapple or sunder. Say a wizard has a medallion you wanna snatch from his person, that would also be a grapple.
>>21418
Try me
>>21453
I've been meaning to ask, where exactly did Infernius first hear about a Sun Blade?
>>21472
And why do you think I (Thez rather) put a jew in charge of monetary exchange?
I wish I could share all the keks and what-not that I'm not allowed to say/shit-post (as GM) but fucking christ, you guys are the best.
>>21480
The only really interesting thing is a fight that broke out between characters. Tay is now out of bullets. Also Trumpaladin and Tracy are on a break in their relationship... again.
The only really interesting thing is a fight that broke out between characters. Tay is now out of bullets. Also Trumpaladin and Tracy are on a break in their relationship... again.
>>21481
>Check on the Football
Motherfucker
>I was sorely tempted, I assure you
Please do it next time he does something stupid
>Try me
Please do it
>a jew in charge of monetary exchange
So no issue with finance or monetary policy thus far
>I wish I could share all the keks and what-not that I'm not allowed to say/shit-post (as GM) but fucking christ, you guys are the best
Really? Cause I feel like a parent trying to keep their children from drinking bleach or swallowing pennies
>Check on the Football
Motherfucker
>I was sorely tempted, I assure you
Please do it next time he does something stupid
>Try me
Please do it
>a jew in charge of monetary exchange
So no issue with finance or monetary policy thus far
>I wish I could share all the keks and what-not that I'm not allowed to say/shit-post (as GM) but fucking christ, you guys are the best
Really? Cause I feel like a parent trying to keep their children from drinking bleach or swallowing pennies
For future reference (if player are bored or have time, or don't wanna get nerfed) I'd like to suggest the following videos.
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>>21485
Technically, I could have had Tracy wander right into the Terrasque and just get eated, but that would have been more troublesome than I was willing to commit to. At that time.
>Monetary policy
Nope, that was explicitly part of the contract that Ben agreed to. The town is welcome to utilize resources, and exchange them as normal, so long as there is no egregious affects to the immediate economy nor to the general supply and demand with regards to trade and inter-factional relations.
>>21487
Yeah he do
Technically, I could have had Tracy wander right into the Terrasque and just get eated, but that would have been more troublesome than I was willing to commit to. At that time.
>Monetary policy
Nope, that was explicitly part of the contract that Ben agreed to. The town is welcome to utilize resources, and exchange them as normal, so long as there is no egregious affects to the immediate economy nor to the general supply and demand with regards to trade and inter-factional relations.
>>21487
Yeah he do
>>21489
You're the person who breaks character the least and who is most likely to respond to out of character remarks in character. It's difficult for me to know
This shit keeps infiltrating my dreams and I hate it
You're the person who breaks character the least and who is most likely to respond to out of character remarks in character. It's difficult for me to know
This shit keeps infiltrating my dreams and I hate it
>>21492
Inferius, all I want to ask from you is the next time Tracy tries to eat weird shit to poison the child, you grapple it first.
Inferius, all I want to ask from you is the next time Tracy tries to eat weird shit to poison the child, you grapple it first.
>>21502
Yeah That's kind of what I thought. I guess the answer is because the characters are still dead in their original dimension?
Yeah That's kind of what I thought. I guess the answer is because the characters are still dead in their original dimension?
>>21498
Thez seriously ponders the thought of freeing everyone.
"I hadn't thought of that. In all the hurry of sealing the Terrasque, I had forgotten about the legend of other realms that might be possible through it," she darts a look at Infernius for a moment, but continues thinking.
"I wonder what possibilities might now lie in the Football."
Thez seriously ponders the thought of freeing everyone.
"I hadn't thought of that. In all the hurry of sealing the Terrasque, I had forgotten about the legend of other realms that might be possible through it," she darts a look at Infernius for a moment, but continues thinking.
"I wonder what possibilities might now lie in the Football."
She continues. "What if the 'classic' approach to defeating the Terrasque were flawed? Or perhaps, were the only conceivable way of mitigating the danger? What if there was more to it than just sealing it away to be unleashed eventually at a later date?"
>>21510
"uh well it make things it touch go away, me origanaly think me find way to stop from doing that and make ana ting with stone."
"uh well it make things it touch go away, me origanaly think me find way to stop from doing that and make ana ting with stone."
>>21512
Nice pali
Thez is speaking to Trump, but her eyes are all daggers at Infernius.
"I mean, what do you think about the possibility that perhaps sealing the Terrasque might not have been the 'correct' method, especially with the prospect of liberating all involved to go back to and about their previous lives,"
>In the tower
Then that's where we're all at. It's a little late to stall the dialogue.
>>21513
"A voidstone doesn't just make things 'go away', they cease to exist. If I or you touched a voidstone, we would no longer be. As in, no resurrection, no revive, not even the memory of our existence to those who have known us. All traces would vanish, leaving only the sensation that something has been forgotten. I'll ask you now never to even suggest such a thing. You weren't,... you were weren't you?"
Nice pali
Thez is speaking to Trump, but her eyes are all daggers at Infernius.
"I mean, what do you think about the possibility that perhaps sealing the Terrasque might not have been the 'correct' method, especially with the prospect of liberating all involved to go back to and about their previous lives,"
>In the tower
Then that's where we're all at. It's a little late to stall the dialogue.
>>21513
"A voidstone doesn't just make things 'go away', they cease to exist. If I or you touched a voidstone, we would no longer be. As in, no resurrection, no revive, not even the memory of our existence to those who have known us. All traces would vanish, leaving only the sensation that something has been forgotten. I'll ask you now never to even suggest such a thing. You weren't,... you were weren't you?"
... lucked out there
>>21520
"I don't know. The Terrasque is eternal, and vastly incomprehensible. Perhaps there is more to it than just a monster to be subdued is what I'm thinking. I mean, the legends had to have come from somewhere, and many legends have a foot-hold in truth."
>>21519
Thez mutters something about trusting Jews.
"Its true that they're more rare, but I'll tell you this," her voice grows quieter and more somber.
"I don't know whom I've forgotten to the Voidstone plains. I literally can't tell you more than that, though I desperately wish I could."
"I don't know. The Terrasque is eternal, and vastly incomprehensible. Perhaps there is more to it than just a monster to be subdued is what I'm thinking. I mean, the legends had to have come from somewhere, and many legends have a foot-hold in truth."
>>21519
Thez mutters something about trusting Jews.
"Its true that they're more rare, but I'll tell you this," her voice grows quieter and more somber.
"I don't know whom I've forgotten to the Voidstone plains. I literally can't tell you more than that, though I desperately wish I could."
>>21523
>forget
"No I don't. But you may be right. Perhaps total annihilation is what is necessary, at least as far as escaping this,... existence."
>forget
"No I don't. But you may be right. Perhaps total annihilation is what is necessary, at least as far as escaping this,... existence."
>>21521
"Oh, you mean Fae. What do you want me to ask her?"
>>21522
"How exactly was it that the tarrasque was keeping us here? I'm guessing it's not a coincidence that when it was sealed, it took the form of a football. Is, perhaps, the tarrasque Providence itself? That is to say, the avatar of Providence?"
"Oh, you mean Fae. What do you want me to ask her?"
>>21522
"How exactly was it that the tarrasque was keeping us here? I'm guessing it's not a coincidence that when it was sealed, it took the form of a football. Is, perhaps, the tarrasque Providence itself? That is to say, the avatar of Providence?"
>>21527
"But of course she knows about Football. I hadn't thought to ask her. Do you want me to ask her now?"
"But of course she knows about Football. I hadn't thought to ask her. Do you want me to ask her now?"
>>21529
"Well, in any event, I can say that I feel like it is nothing less than Providence forcing us here. If that is true, there is no escape, and that is that"
"Well, in any event, I can say that I feel like it is nothing less than Providence forcing us here. If that is true, there is no escape, and that is that"
>>21532
"Ana *infernuis says while walking towards thez* me would rather be erased from existance than exist without you."
"Ana *infernuis says while walking towards thez* me would rather be erased from existance than exist without you."
>>21534
I'd like to carry on with the plot exploration, but,...
Thez runs forward and buries her face in Infernius' chest. "I know alright!? I knew all along about your plan with the Negative Energy Plane! I heard all about it from Ponimaru, when you were talking to Ben! I,... I know. I just,... <many sniffs and sobs> it may be - probably is - the best way. Just,... take me with you. Don't run off,...."
I'd like to carry on with the plot exploration, but,...
Thez runs forward and buries her face in Infernius' chest. "I know alright!? I knew all along about your plan with the Negative Energy Plane! I heard all about it from Ponimaru, when you were talking to Ben! I,... I know. I just,... <many sniffs and sobs> it may be - probably is - the best way. Just,... take me with you. Don't run off,...."
>>21539
"weirdly enough, it seems to have worked out in the end. She was - you were - liberated from the infernal nature placed upon her - you"
"weirdly enough, it seems to have worked out in the end. She was - you were - liberated from the infernal nature placed upon her - you"
>>21539
Holy shit, you've got her with that one! One! OH!
Thez is stunned by that. COMPLETELY unable to respond.
Holy shit, you've got her with that one! One! OH!
Thez is stunned by that. COMPLETELY unable to respond.
She stiffens her lip.
"I promise." tears flow no homo unabashedly.
"I promise." tears flow no homo unabashedly.
GM mutters something about making a lengthy post in the Tulpa thread
>>21548
GM interjects.
"In my experience, its not a matter of finding the one that is right for you, its about learning to be the right one for someone else."
GM interjects.
"In my experience, its not a matter of finding the one that is right for you, its about learning to be the right one for someone else."
>>21551
You doubt yourself? Then you are a fool. I don't say that dismissively, I say that respectfully. I'll put that one on the back-burner.
You doubt yourself? Then you are a fool. I don't say that dismissively, I say that respectfully. I'll put that one on the back-burner.
Tl;dr This thread is ALL about romance, in one shape or another. The potential for one is likewise for all. Different shapes, different forms. Shush now.
"So then, a voidstone. Its not exactly something one can 'pick up and carry around', nor 'put in a jar and leave it'".
"So then, a voidstone. Its not exactly something one can 'pick up and carry around', nor 'put in a jar and leave it'".
>>21555
"You'll need more than faith. Voidstones are drawn to sentient life, but cannot be controlled by them. The physics behind them are unknown, but they naturally move toward whatever consciousness is in their surroundings. It is almost as though,..." she thinks for a moment, "almost like they are seeking consciousness themselves."
"You'll need more than faith. Voidstones are drawn to sentient life, but cannot be controlled by them. The physics behind them are unknown, but they naturally move toward whatever consciousness is in their surroundings. It is almost as though,..." she thinks for a moment, "almost like they are seeking consciousness themselves."
"... like an awareness that is devoid of consciousness, which otherwise seeks it!" she exclaims as though onto something not otherwise described.
She kisses Infernius fully openly, longingly, prolongedly, lastingly, sincerely, fervently,... need I go on?
"You delightful genius! A voidstone is a life!"
"You delightful genius! A voidstone is a life!"
GM interjects
I didn't plan that, I didn't script any of this, and I take no responsibility.
I didn't plan that, I didn't script any of this, and I take no responsibility.
>>21560
Believe what you want, I had a whole different set of circumstances and agenda. This is all literally serendipity. BTW, I never mention inorganics did I?
Believe what you want, I had a whole different set of circumstances and agenda. This is all literally serendipity. BTW, I never mention inorganics did I?
>>21563
Marvelous point.
Who could have imagined? Certainly not me!
Deliberately avoiding accusations of faggotry et al
I thought this was-just/might-be going to be a fun game.
https://youtu.be/vzDPIrEiS-U
Marvelous point.
Who could have imagined? Certainly not me!
Deliberately avoiding accusations of faggotry et al
I thought this was-just/might-be going to be a fun game.
https://youtu.be/vzDPIrEiS-U
>>21567
And she (Fae) did smile, knowing (in as much as she could) what would (will) result of what has transpired (again, inasmuch as she could), almost as though her vigil had satisfied something she had kept unspoken.
And she (Fae) did smile, knowing (in as much as she could) what would (will) result of what has transpired (again, inasmuch as she could), almost as though her vigil had satisfied something she had kept unspoken.
>>21547
"It's the same pattern for weeks now, everyday. I do something nice to her, or we share a nice moment, and then she betrays my trust quickly. We share a moment when the mechanics come and the cores 'vanish.' We share a night and then she vanishes from my arms. Now I heal her in the shooting range and have nice moments, just for her to try yet again to poison her child. This is every day. Every time I think have moved forward, I am pulled right back. Do you not see the obvious insanity in doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results?"
>>21558
"Forgive me, but what is the purpose of talking of void stones? So a certain something far away is alive. Why do we care? There are so many alive things far closer that are of more concern."
>>21571
Just remarks. If I intended it to be in game, I would have put it in quotations
"It's the same pattern for weeks now, everyday. I do something nice to her, or we share a nice moment, and then she betrays my trust quickly. We share a moment when the mechanics come and the cores 'vanish.' We share a night and then she vanishes from my arms. Now I heal her in the shooting range and have nice moments, just for her to try yet again to poison her child. This is every day. Every time I think have moved forward, I am pulled right back. Do you not see the obvious insanity in doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results?"
>>21558
"Forgive me, but what is the purpose of talking of void stones? So a certain something far away is alive. Why do we care? There are so many alive things far closer that are of more concern."
>>21571
Just remarks. If I intended it to be in game, I would have put it in quotations
>>21579
What was the name of that fictional serial killer (fictional, I think) who'd put a horse's head his victim's bed's to intimidate them?
What was the name of that fictional serial killer (fictional, I think) who'd put a horse's head his victim's bed's to intimidate them?
>>21580
The only thing that really comes to mind is the scene in the Godfather when a crime boss kills the prized racing mare of some man and places the severed head in the person's bed to emphasize that he better accept his offer
The only thing that really comes to mind is the scene in the Godfather when a crime boss kills the prized racing mare of some man and places the severed head in the person's bed to emphasize that he better accept his offer
>>21583
... and I'd been in my job for 5 years when we met. Sounds like a plan.
... and I'd been in my job for 5 years when we met. Sounds like a plan.
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>>21581
>Al Capone
Ah, now I remember. It was from The Godfather. I could look up the inspirations for that scene as thematics for Tracy's Nithing poles.
>Al Capone
Ah, now I remember. It was from The Godfather. I could look up the inspirations for that scene as thematics for Tracy's Nithing poles.
>>21590
Sorry, didn't see it.
It's funny, because it so similar to the Nordic ritual to curse a person's household to death. It might have been inspired off of it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nithing_pole
Sorry, didn't see it.
It's funny, because it so similar to the Nordic ritual to curse a person's household to death. It might have been inspired off of it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nithing_pole
Tracy flips through the catalogs of magic items in the crafting booklets at the workshop, and momentarily wishes she weren't a mudpony..
>>21593
What about scrolls? They count as spells, right?
I can't for the life of me remember what scrolls she bought in town back then (it was before the first Soros fight, I can only remember Conceal Alignment), but I think I'll have her trot down to the shop and see what's available, if she can right now.
What about scrolls? They count as spells, right?
I can't for the life of me remember what scrolls she bought in town back then (it was before the first Soros fight, I can only remember Conceal Alignment), but I think I'll have her trot down to the shop and see what's available, if she can right now.
>>21593
>NPCs even
It would also be good to Gather Information around town about any mages for hire that may have settled in Port Barry.
>NPCs even
It would also be good to Gather Information around town about any mages for hire that may have settled in Port Barry.
>>21594
>scrolls
I think I put the bar at 3rd level spells, but I don't recall what all was acquired either.
>mages
On that note, don't expect too much, I'm deliberately keeping NPC ranks low just because PCs are pretty fuggin' powerful as is. Having said, the trades and skill level of NPCs (as well as the number and diversity) has increased notably. Port Barry has become quite a 'thing' in-game.
>scrolls
I think I put the bar at 3rd level spells, but I don't recall what all was acquired either.
>mages
On that note, don't expect too much, I'm deliberately keeping NPC ranks low just because PCs are pretty fuggin' powerful as is. Having said, the trades and skill level of NPCs (as well as the number and diversity) has increased notably. Port Barry has become quite a 'thing' in-game.
Also yes, I know this bread is hella stale. I've got some errands to run, but I'll bake a new one in an hour or so.
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>>21600
I would, but crafting magic items can take quite a while, can't it? I don't want to get in anyone's way.
I would, but crafting magic items can take quite a while, can't it? I don't want to get in anyone's way.
>>21598
Depends on the item, the spells/resources/xp required, the crafting level, and how salty I am from real-life shit its true though
Depends on the item, the spells/resources/xp required, the crafting level, and how salty I am from real-life shit its true though
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>>21601
Difficult to say. It would depend on the person, the amount of time, and the possible benefits of the crafted item.
What are you looking to make?
Difficult to say. It would depend on the person, the amount of time, and the possible benefits of the crafted item.
What are you looking to make?
>>21599
As far as NPCs, I can't really think of a trades-person that wouldn't be in Port by this point. Certain skill levels will naturally be less represented, but at the least players won't have to worry about "untrained" skills.
As far as NPCs, I can't really think of a trades-person that wouldn't be in Port by this point. Certain skill levels will naturally be less represented, but at the least players won't have to worry about "untrained" skills.
>>21603
Really, anything useful to Tracy (she can't really use most of what's on the list). There was a whole list of cool/useful things I wanted (Mask of the Skull), that weren't really within plausible reach for her. The first thing I thought of to upgrade the Nithing Poles into Darkskulls, to serve as cursed mailboxes for assassination requests, and to collect payments/offerings.
For now, since levitation is a 2nd level spell, I'll have her buy the scroll at the shop and get to work on some Horseshoes of Zephyr; since those don't look expensive.
Really, anything useful to Tracy (she can't really use most of what's on the list). There was a whole list of cool/useful things I wanted (Mask of the Skull), that weren't really within plausible reach for her. The first thing I thought of to upgrade the Nithing Poles into Darkskulls, to serve as cursed mailboxes for assassination requests, and to collect payments/offerings.
For now, since levitation is a 2nd level spell, I'll have her buy the scroll at the shop and get to work on some Horseshoes of Zephyr; since those don't look expensive.
Fug it, I'm gonna go ahead and bake new bread