NO HOMO
Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
>>20349me think your hair look beautiful ana"
>increases shitpost powers
>>20348 →Those are the spells that can be chosen from, but she's still limited by how many spells she is committed to. Meaning, if she chose feather fall and disguise self, she would not have access to the others. These choices are permanent until Assassin lvl 6.
>>20351She blushes. "Stahp," she says playfully hitting Infernius in the shoulder.
GM, should Torc ever commit to, say 2, magic schools? Or is it fine that he does what ever he wants?
Do the facilities at the tower accommodate ring-crafting?
>>20356"Me love you, me have to go into PB for something, you need me to pick anything up while me out?"
>>20357Meh, I'm coming from the school where mages didn't have to specify that kinda thing, so I'll say you're fine.
>>20358Basic ring crafting, or magic ring crafting?
>>20359"Hmmmm,... nah, I'm okay."
>>20360Okay
Can Torc find books on engineering in the library?
>>20358Just in the off chance you're talking about a wedding ring, and not a magic ring to boost its holder, then I'm going to recommend asking help from Lenos, who can craft a higher quality ring
>>20361To a limited degree of tech, yes. Trebuchets are listed, for example.
>>20362Characters can craft their own stuffs if they want, but Ben is the expert on jewelry and yes, Lenos is the resident expert on enchantments.
>>20360>Basic ring crafting, or magic ring crafting?Either.
How long can item-craft take?
>>20363As a magic creature too! Rawr!
>>20363Thats exatly what I was hoping.
Torc desides to read up on these technologies
>>20366Which faggot are you?
>>20363i go to the JEWlry.
>>20369>totally missed the significance of the ring Thez gave him, as well as the fact that she had his horn ground down to a ring that she's wearing."What can I help you with? I hope you're not some spoiled-brat special snowflake here to whine about your feelings," Ben says.
>>20365Not long, its a matter of melting down the base metal and then putting it into a mold. Maybe an hour.
>>20353Does an Assassin get any Spells per day?
Ben realizes its Infernius.
"Oh, its you, I'm finished with that belt you requested. I can't say I agree with the aesthetics, but it should fit over your existing equipment without encumbering or chafing."
>>20372Only one, and that because of bonus spell/day (for Int).
>>20373Hey ben can you size down that belt for me, it for a special friend. Also me want to know if there a rock more rarer than demonds.
By the way GM, can I get any sort of Sense motive check on Slovenia? Presumably they were in contact for long enough to get a sense of her.
Torc finishes writing down the things he needs to know and goes to the tower
>>20373Can I cast that bonus spell without committing to it? For now, more importantly, can they be used for crafts? I want to start mass-producing moar items.
>>20378Mass produce adamant weapons.
For those who may be joining us, let me briefly detail the purpose of these threads, so they don't all have to be read-through (there's alot).
The whole point to these threads is 1st - to provide a venue of entertainment, interaction, and what-the-hell else ever (read shit/fun-posting, bants, and general social interaction over a board which by its nature doesn't allow for literal interaction). ITT we play characters based on classic table-top roleplaying rules and systems, where players can express whatever degree of creativity they are inclined to express, in a world that is far more lax about what is 'possible' than the real world.
The practice of expressing and experiencing one's creativity is cathartic in a number of ways, as it allows the player to either explicitly or implicitly take steps against many of the obstacles that they may experience in real life, surrounded by friends and allies who are generally willing to be there for one another, even if they don't agree (which is often).
In between working with/beating-on one another, the group is presented with a variety of contexts and problems through which they are encouraged to creatively work around or circumvent, and ultimately defeat.
Individual players - GM most especially - come from a variety of real-world shitholes (as far as personal experiences and troubling pasts) and this allows the player to work through, processes, sort, and come to terms with said experiences in a more permissive environment than the real world provides. Most players spend a great deal of time on the site for varying reasons, and this gives them something to occupy themselves with while they're doing it. It is - in short - the best answer I can offer to continue to help mitigate the Black-pills which can result of both shitty life experiences and the disposition of consuming too many Red-pills.
So, if you're reading this "that one particular anon", feel free to lurk, read/back-read (again, there's lots) and get lost in this constantly progressing and developing world - a playground if you will - and if you ever feel inclined to participate I will be here several hours of every day to respond and accommodate to the best of my ability. ^_^
>>20379You help too: you're a spellcaster.
>>20378>not staying loyal to one knife
>>20374"Size,... down?" he grabs a sketch-pad. "Let me think."
>>20376She's jaded about/by humans (that would have been detailed in conversation), but responds well to sincerity and open-ness.
>>20378The more elusive you are with your questions, the more elusive I will be with my answers. Xp
>>20382>implying they're all for me
>>20383What about artifact items, like the Rogue's Dice? Some other items don't show any prerequisites, but are still magical.
>>20380>TL;DRWe are a bunch of fucking nerds who use our imagination instead of playing video games together.
>>20381What do you want me to do?
>>20386Also there's voodoo-esque shit
>>20388That too.
Is anyone at the tower?
>>20383Is there rock more rarer than diemonds?
>>20386Although i would love to vidya with you guys.
>>20389Lenos, Thez, maybe Tracy,... AFAIK only Trump is absent. Taylor may be lurking, as well as Nordfilly,
>>20383She keeps getting more and more adorable!
Definitely doing something with this when I don't have a paper to write
you've been warnedUm... What does she like?
>>20393>likesHugs, general (though not absolute) quiet, manners, and chamomile tea.
>>20387There are a lot of items that'd be useful to other party members, but require high-level divine spells. With the facilities of the tower, everyone could be buffed.
>>20395Get me a list of what the party wants and ill do my thing.
>>20395That's precisely what they're for. ^_~
>>20393Also, strong individuals who aren't looking to profit off her existence, or engaged in duplicitly ulterior motives.
Can Tracy still fly wearing heavy armor? She is Proficient in it.
Can anyone do wood work or does Torc have to go to port first?
>>20373When a spell is committed, how many times per day can it be used?
Infernuis's faggot is going to sleep
>no rape unless your name is ana
>>20396Tombs and Manuals are an incredible asset.
>>20394>Hugshttps://youtu.be/SNLJDR-XbVY>general quietThis is harder to work with (I need music)
>mannersVery good fit
>camomile teaInteresting
>>20397>strong individualsCheck
>who aren't looking to profit off of her existenceUnder usual definitions of "profit," I should be good
>duplicity in ulterior motivesBe upfront about ulterior motives, got it
By the way, GM, what is the biggest baddest monster in the forest and where can I kill one?
>>20398Encumbrance rules apply, but yes.
>>20399You'll find plenty of skilled wood-workers in port who will be happy to help, if you're looking for something masterwork.
>>20400At current level, 1/day
>>20401And I thought MY schedule was weird.
Like it'd be >rape. Besides, there are more reasons than combat that she wanted you to keep the str-buffs Xp
Maybe taking a third prestige class wasn't such a good idea..
>>20407You'll want to check with the mill.
>>20408forgive me for intruding (pls no bully), but why did you want to give up on black guard and go for assassin? At its first level, assassin doesn't give many benefits, while black guard and rogue give at least attack bonuses as you advance. Most of the good assassin stiff requires something like three levels in it
>>20410I was going to just be Blackguard, but I felt like I was precommitted to Assassin, after saying all that stuff.
>>20408AFAIK, Tracy is l13 Rogue, l2 Blackguard, l1 Assassin, yes?
>>20412That's what was said last round.
>>20411 GM will probably let you retroactively change blackguard to assassin. I think you would do well to embrace being light infantry. The team already has two slow heavies and doesn't need another one. Heavy armor really does have penalties
>>20413K, just checking. I've been back-reading, but I wanted to make sure. Encumbrance has more to do with speed than anything, and with the quiver your equipment (stored) doesn't affect weight allowance. Heavy armor would diminish speed is all.
>>20405I'll get right on it. I should point out that there will be more random encounters moving forward.
>>20402I will limit those, otherwise that's hax.
>>20416Very importantly, it must be a creature that leaves behind bones, hide, scales, or some non-perishable part of the corpse as a trophy, and it must be killed and faced specifically by me
>>20416Can I trade that 1 level in Assassin for Blackguard? At this level, it's not very much use to me..
>>20418Uh... What does Tracy like?
>>20418e_e Really? After all that? Convince me, 'cuz my gut says "Oh HELL no"
>>20409Okay.
I gtg for a while, see you faggots later
>>20420That's fine. I'll just wait for the next level-up.
>>20417... Like a dragon? A dragon would be impressive; or better, a dracolich.
To put things in perspective (this would have been ascertainable by simple conversation and/or eavesdropping) upon the party's liberation from the rats, the city had new purpose and direction. With something to do other than fish and squander resources on the rats' inflated economic structure, the people took to the new initiatives with great zeal and interest. Craftsmen and technicians suddenly had worthwhile projects to direct their attention and skills toward, which only increased after the 2nd Soros fight (rebuilding and renovating). Additionally, they had an opportunity to see that in addition to community development, there was a need for individual development, which they also took to under the guidance and leadership of much of the party. The city now operates as something of an ancap nationalist community, both supporting and assisting one another and working for the betterment of the whole. Through these developments, trade and traffic increased, as the port had become viable and competitive once again, which brought more business, information, and travelers en route to other places. Additionally, the increasing wealth and prosperity brought people from outside the area who wished to take part in the developing community, rather than try and stake it out on their own. This will/is becoming more significant as the absence of the Nerd/Dog made it less risky for random monsters and things to venture out and not get eated by circumstantial exposure, which meant greater threat to outliers. So while the city develops and grows, so do the forces that would confront them, causing a greater unification of the city which only strengthens the community cohesive-ness.
>>20427To rephrase my questions earlier, did the townsfolk ever actually get a clear shot of Tracy in her Nightmare form, or did the Nightmare's smoke grant enough concealment to obscure her form?
>>20427Don't worry, I'm taking full advantage of this when I can get the time to write a speech
By the way... Uh... Anything else on Slovenia?
I'm just going to have her craft a Shatterspike for now, as a practice.
>>20426That can do. It needs to be something a single level 16 Paladin would have difficulty taking down, but would also not be killed by.
>lichToo powerful
>>20431>would also not be killed byWhere's the fun in that, Anon? Tension is part of the fun.
>>20432>funOh I'm not going off slaying monsters for fun, but the point is taken. It looks to me like pretty much any adult dragon is a match, perhaps more
>>20428They saw enough of Tracy to know it was Tracy. It will add to the rumors surrounding her as an assassin (too late to stop that shit) and/or force to be reckoned with.
>>20429Not at this time, I'll think of what I can
on top of everything else >_<>>20430Uh,... that's not an easy prospect by my estimation. To my understanding, a shatter-spike (which Sugoito is BTW) is particularly resource consumptive (adamantite particularly)
>>20432Kek
>>20433You do realize that encounters aren't supposed to be "to order"?
>>20433This ain't an encounter, this is a "damn it, I'm going to find something hard to kill and I'm going to kill it" sort of thing. I guess there's not really a way to guarantee that a dragon is an adult, for instance, versus a great wyrn or a wyrmling. (The difference is fatal I know). But there's got to be a way to go into a locale and yell "come out and fight!" Or at least see if there are any monsters (maybe human bandits) rumored to be operating anywhere.
>>20435Again, I'll look into it
GM, the mountains immediately to west of Port Barry, what climate classification are they?
>>20434>that's not an easy prospect by my estimation.Then fuck it.
>>20438if a unicorn were killed to craft a ring from its horn for Tracy, would that impress her or offend her?
>>20440It'd definitely impress her, but she cant wear rings...
>>20438The way I see it, a shatterspike is not a conventional magical item, in fact I have them (mind-canon) as a non-magical item of a specific composition (high-level metal-fabrication)
>>20440Wut? R u kidding? I know he's "Trump Good", but that's really pushing it.
>>20442I thought of it because it seemed to require the least magic to make..
>>20443Its listed as a magic weapon, but I'm taking creative license and have it as an exceptional type of masterwork weapon, requiring exceptional crafting skill rather than enchantment.
>>20444What kind of items could a mudpony learn to excel in making?
Also, idk if it was mentioned earlier, but can Korak's quickened sword allow for multiple sneak attacks in the same turn?
I've been asking a lot of questions today.. take your time...
>>20445Literally, not a whole lot. That whole lack of fingers puts a damper on one's crafting ability. Still, this is mixed nuts, so I'll concoct some parameters.
>>20446No. Double, simultaneous sneak attacks is the limit (both pistols for example).
>>20447Its fine. I encourage more questions, as one of the things I've been getting from those "Betterer GM videos" is on how to be more accomodating, involving, compelling, etc. Asking questions during the week is precisely what I prefer, cuz anytime I get a bunch of questions - especially those I can't answer right away - allows me to allot time during my vocational time (which, though labor-intensive is remarkably mentally permissive). I've got a white-board and everything so I can develop ideas and process/progress the desired elements.
In closing (literally, about to walk out the door) keep them coming. If I don't get to them more or less immediately that doesn't mean I won't, though a timely reminder is both appreciated and encouraged.
Any last thoughts, questions, requests, etc.? My main focus for today is "Crafts, monsters, City infrastructure (trade, development, economy), Citizen armies, Side-quests, NPC (Slovenia, +) development, Magic Item potentials, Inter-nation-state aspects (rumors, information), Evolving faction agendas, and Hugs.
That last one is more for me Xp
>>20448>I encourage more questionsThat makes me feel better
>this is mixed nuts, so I'll concoct some parameters.If I get a perfect meme-tier ingredient, can I craft some limited magic items, like with Kefka's hands?
Or the Bull's Strength potions*Hugs*
>>20442Tracy is an insanely difficult person to get gifts for. She's not going to be impressed by gold or gems
>>20449Got it. BTW, you kept Kefka's corpse yes?
>>20450I know just the thing,... but no spoilers
Engaging, that's the word I was looking for
Tay and Norfilly in particular, I'm gonna start picking on prodding you for more info about what you're doing and where/how you're looking to progress. No bully, and its fine to be more 'go with the flow' or whatever, but I'll make more of an effort to bring your characters forward in future.
>>20451Most of it went into the bath, and the rest is drying-out in the dungeon..Tracy saved both his hands and is in the process of preserving his head for display.
>>20454At that, she still has most of him left, just maybe not fit for recreational use.
Can Tracy make Kefka's other mummified hand into a Hand of Glory? It'd be the only way for her to wear a ring.
>>20456She can wear a ring on her dog collar or maybe as a clit piercing
>>20457Okay, so a clit piercing is too edgy, but a piercing on the labia is not out of the realm of reason
>>20458>too edgyYou underestimate my power.My only concern was if you would have a problem with it.
>>20459>I just spent an insanely long amount of time looking up body piercings, and trying to imagine how they would look on Tracy
>>20460Have some degeneracy.
I hate piercings too.
>>20462Why the fuck didn't I find that picture? I went through dozens or hundreds of pictures of piercings on humans, ponies, and normal pictures of Tracy Cage, that particular one evaded me.
>>20463>piercings AND oc:tracy cage-is what I searched for.
>>20462Lewd
Torc decides "fuck it"
He sends Mr. Snek with the following note
"Mill workers,
I want to inquire about about buying lumber for some projects. If you could send back a note with a time you could meet that would be appriciated.
Regards,
Torcuil"
He then gives Mr. Snek instructions to take the note to the mill, nn wait for a responce
>>20464Looking up Tracy Cage pictures makes me sad, almost all of the pictures are from 2014 or earlier. They depict a /mlp/ I never saw
>>20465Most of them aren't even on DB. The majority were made before it was even a site, so they were never uploaded.
>>20467And thus I will never see them
>>20467That's worse. Are they gone forever?
>>20469>Are they gone forever?Well, they're scattered among a bunch of Anon's Hard drives. The only way to retrieve them is to get said Anons to dump their collections.
>>20470So who's gonna go on /mlp/ and request a dump?
>>20471I made the /sp/ thread for the purpose of collecting rares.
God I'm now feeling that Spenglerian depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvSzz0YArSY>>20470Over the summer, I decided to look for an mlp comic - pretty well drawn - made back in 2014 and posted on Deviant Art. I looked all over deviant art, but many panels, like the two ending pages, were missing. I kept searching and searching but it was nowhere to be found. Almost none of the panels were ever put on Derpibooru. I eventually went to find them on the only place I was sure they even existed - the hard drive of a cracked screened and broken laptop I retired over a year ago
>>20473Don't worry Anon. We'll reunite you with your waifu one of these days.
>>20474Dude...
I can't believe your fucking troll plot has almost entirely succeeded
>>20475>almost"You'll help me find my old memes, won't you, ~Flashy?"
>>20477>tfw Flashy is being tsundere
I just had a terrible idea next time we are in a landlocked city.
Look up the Each Uisge
>>20479You think you've won you bastard. This ain't over yet
>>20480That's... disturbing. But that map has way too many cities that are inland with rivers or lakes
>>20481Keeps it fairly away from water?
Also, no problem on the nightmares
What is the map from?
>>20480Sounds like EqG material.
Would love to eat one.
>>20482I mean GM's map has a number of cities that are not where ocean going vessels can access them. But most have rivers or lakes by them
>>20483*smacks pony with rolled up newspaper*\r
>>20483No eating the water spirits
>>20484Yeah, but is the map from something?
>>20485It looks like it's based on something Norwegian inspired. Like maybe Skyrim or Dragonborne or something like that
>>20485Tracy will eat whatever she wants.
On an unrelated note, kelpies are some of my favorite mythical creatures.
>>20487Not so long as she's carrying my child.
Seafood can carry high concentrations of mercury, vanadium, and other pollutants, which can harm fetuses
>>20488Seafood is good for brain development, and I doubt this world has the same level of pollution as back on earth.
May as well check out of any of the surrounding towns have had problems with water demons.
>>20487Kelpies are pretty cool
Man scotland has a lot of shape shifiting water spirits
>>20486I can fucking find it
>>20488>TILI also finally learned the difference between Griffons and Hippogriffs
I feel like a retard
But I mean, it would be more of a horse goo shit
>>20490*I can't fucking find it
I mean the map
Help
>>20490Kelpies are cool.
I guess I'm just partial to shape-changing, man-eating horses.
>>20489Just no eating magical and mutanigenic shit. You already probably got the child contaminated with Jew Demon
>There is no EPAI know... This whole planet is like an unsuspecting maiden, or an deer that has not learned to fear man. It's going to learn of a whole new breed of predator soon enough
>>20491Pic related
>>20492*smacks pony*
No eating humans!
those can carry dangerous prions
>>20493>no eating magical and mutanigenic shit. I'll have her eat whatever I see fit, so don't give me any ideas.
>>20494Kelpies aren't humans. They just shape-shift into humans for the sake of hunting them.
>>20493I can't find a source on that map, so who knows what it's from
>>20495Shes right
Theyre spirits
>>20495>I'll have her eat whatever I see fitIf you don't want to take on the responsibilities that go along with being a mother, you still have a choice to back out
>>20497>choice to back outOh no
Please tell me you didn't say that
>>20498Why am I the only one who thinks of the child? This poor kid is going to be horrendously deformed by weird shit it's mother consumed during pregnancy, and will be either relentlessly bullied or ostracized for having a weird mother in school
>>20499Killing babies isn't okay, Anon.
>>20500But poisoning them in a non-lethal way that cripples or deforms them for life is perfectly acceptable
>>20501Nightmares normally eat fiends: that's how they normally live in Shadowfell, even when rearing.
The only actual risk of """deformity""" would come from it's genetics, but it would still be a child worth raising, like any other. At worst, you'd get a tiefling, but tieflings aren't necessarily bad, even if they might have some odd features.
All that is beside the point though. Killing babies isn't okay. Even for cross-species, extraplanar, rape-babies; it's not okay to kill children.
>>20502She's supposed to be a damn pony! A cute if somewhat stabby and unoriginal pony. Not a horrid creature of nightmares.
>Only risk of deformity is from genetics>As if that wasn't bad enoughThen cease looking for augmentations
>>20503Alright I'm done with this fighting
See you faggots tomorrow
>>20504>thinking he can ever escapeGoodnight!
>>20441Why not just make a ring big enough to fit her leg?
>>20488This picture disturbs me for some reason.
>>20502If it is born deformed i might be able to heal it.
>>20457Here ya go (its not Tracy, but it gets the point across)
>>20465Dear Mr. Torcuil,
I will be happy to meet with you in the morning.
- The Foreman
P.S. Please do not send your snake, he scared off half my workers.
>>20506>braceletYeah, they haven't gotten that far in the creative process yet. ^_~
As far as crafting for Tracy - beyond what is already available by machine - the only thing I could really think of would be specialty hoershoes to use for forging/smithing. This would enable weapon/armor crafting.
Also, re: Torcuil's flute. Is there any game/combat purpose for the flute, or is it just an add-on accoutrement? If the latter, then you can have it, I just thought you were trying to come up with a bard item that doesn't require its self to be used in order to be used.
I can't really go into detail on the other stuff, 'cuz its meta, but the party will see soon enough.
>>20510can tracy craft me some mino shoes?
also what do you think about the statue?
>>20508
>>20400Follow-up on this. Tracy's wisdom is too low to cast Blackguard spells. Sorry, a minimum of 10 is required for that. She still gets the 1 Assassin spell/day (based on Int) though.
For Trump (I can't find the post ATM) the mountains you asked about are warmer climate, not sure how much more descript you were looking for.
>>20511YOU could craft you some mino shoes, you've already gained some skill in beating glowing metal. As for the statue, what is its purpose? I already have roles for several of those ppl as monsters
>>20512to honor Hitler and maybe gain a bit of favor.
>>20513So, you're looking to have that statue made?
>>20514yea we talked about it before remember?
>>20515Uhhh, yes of course
not particularly
>>20516before the kefka fight.you said id get some good boy points if i shoped it.
>>20517I can't find the specific post, but I found references. That was the statue you made previously, yes?
>>20519Ah, k good. I'm not totally lost. That'll work though.
>>20520can i talk to hitler?
>>20521Sprauchen sie deutsch?
>>20522Ja Mein Fhurer,ich hab es gut gemacht?
>>20522i have intro to german im using google translate to buff my knowledge.
>>20523SheiBe, I was hoping to bluff my way out of it. Mein deutsch ist sehr shrect. I hadn't anticipated role-playing as Hitler, and its been over 10 years since I studied german.
>>20525you honestly didnt expect me to talk to my god?
>>20526Not right this moment, no
>>20527i can delay then. is ben done?
>>20528Sure
"I don't know how you expect to wear this,... maybe on your arm or something. Are you a Wrestler by chance?"
>>20529"me do like wraslin!"
>>20530"Well you could certainly smack someone across the face with it. Damn thing weighs like 80lbs,.... Anything else I can help you with?"
As he asks, Ponimaru steps out from the shadows, carrying a large sack that makes all sorts of clinking sounds.
"Ah, another transfer I see. I'll take that then," to which Ponimaru immediately leaves.
>>20531"thank you my good man, have you considered becoming a hitlerist or maybe a foot ball fan?
>>20532This. Convert Ponimaru!
>>20533i was talking to ben. ponimaru left.
>>20512I thought she had 11 Wis.
What are her stats?
>>20532>Hitlerist"If GM makes me true to my namesake, no. However, I appreciate the spectacle of Football, as well as the profitability."
He is a jew after all.
>>20535I have her with a 9 wis. She has 11s in Con and Cha by my notes.
>>20536... That's lower than I thought...
If it makes you feel any better, Ben HAS read Mein Kampf
>>20537Well, Tracy didn't strike me as being particularly wise so,....
>>20506Well, Unicorn horns aren't big enough to fashion rings that fit entire legs
>heal childD'aww, you're the best
>>20509Again, I don't think Unicorn horns are big enough to make bracelets. Maybe if you treated one with steam it would be flexible enough to wrap around?
>>20534Aww
>>20535Boop!
>>20539When could she get to the point that she can cast BG spells?
>>20536i did it for the keks"thanks for the belt ben. are there any stones rarer than diamonds?"
>>2054110 Wis to cast 1st, 11 for second, and so on. It could be done through leveling up, using items, spells/potions (temporary though) or other means.
>>20536"What do you know about enhancing the marketability of sports leagues in foreign realms?"
>>20543... That sounds difficult..
Does she get a point upon next level up?
>>20544Depends on the realm. Some nation-states would probably be open to something like that. I know Sparintenar is always looking for something to entertain themselves with, they have a vary rigid and disciplined lifestyle that no one bothers with anything artistic, exhibitionary, or otherwise 'fun'. Cardashil,... they wouldn't care. I haven't ever been beyond there 'cuz that's where the Emperor's Citadel is, and... you wouldn't want to go there. Although since the Emperor is kill, perhaps one can venture that way without getting killed? Its worth looking into I suppose"
>>205452 levels. It'd be faster to go for an item buff.
>>20546That is supposed to be in quotes, that's all spoken.
>>20548e_e I was thinking more like a circlet or something along those lines.
>>20540"hey me kind, it right thing to do."
>>20546*overflowing with excitement*
"Can Sparintenar be reached by sea? And why wouldn't I want to go to the Emperor's citadel?"
>>20550"I'm afraid the child may be born half Jewish"
Turns to Ben and says "no offense"
"Do you know of a cure?"
>>20552"as long as hes isnt circumcised the powers shouldnt take effect"
>>20554"How do Jew powers take effect in females?"
But circumcision is normal in gentile American children... reee
>>20542"More rare? Sure, but rarity isn't the only thing that determine's a stone's value. Size plays a role, quality (as in, the number of imperfections in the stone), the cut, the clarity,...."
>>20552"Sparintenar isn't that far to the northwest of here. You take a left at the crossroads. It's part of the way into the forest. Its about the same distance as Cardashil, just in a different direction."
>>20552"None taken. I may be a jew, but not like those (((rats)))."
>>20556"do you know of any magic gems any were? me dont care if theyre at the bottom of an Dungeon."
>>20555"maybe we talk about this somewhere else trump?"
i know they got me.
>>20555>>20559they took my Aryan foreskin.
>>20558"Gems, not particularly. The only sort of magical stone I know of is a voidstone, but that's trouble that you don't want."
>>20560Don't get me started.
>>20561"tell me about stone ben"
>>20557"I respect your people, their long history, and they contributions to society."
*pauses and responds with a tiny bit of anger*
"It's
infernals I do not care for."
*pause again*
"I'll leave my personal issues out of this"
>>20559"okay..."
>>20559"Dungeon? Say what now?"
>>20557"What can you tell me about Sparintenar, its culture, and its way of doing business. It sounds like they are industrious?"
>>20562>>20561*listens*
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>>20562"Its a particular stone native to the Negative Energy plane. Stories say that the mere contact with one can reduce a person to nothing in an instant. They're rumored to be exceptionally powerful, but no one has ever come into contact with one and survived for but a moment. One guy is rumored to have done so, grabbed one in his bare hands, but he was obliterated before he could say "Piece of cake"."
>>20564"where is it? me stonger than man who get blown up.
*flexes*
>>20565"Inferius, Gemstones aren't necessarily the way to impress Thez. She's attracted to your courage, your willingness to do good, and great deeds"
>>20563"Highly industrious, extremely efficient, and painstakingly disciplined. Their wares are top-rated, but they're all fabricated by machine process, the people just maintain and operate the machines. Their society is strictly utilitarian. They are not opposed to entertainment or spectacle, but they don't practice it themselves. As such, entertainers and show-persons come from all over to perform. They're quick - and brutal - in response to trouble, and their leader has a reputation as the finest warrior who's ever been seen."
>>20565"Well, I don't know how much I can tell you, but I do know its not a matter of strength. A voidstone sort of 'undoes' what it comes into contact with."
Is that seriously where this is going? I should have known,....
>>20568>>20567"diamonds arent enough"
>>20566"but she give me things all the time."
>>20567"What can you tell me about their leader? Aside I guess from being a fine warrior?"
>>20569"Be grateful you aren't looking for Jewelry for Tracy. That mare is not going to be impressed by any item that didn't require something to die to make it"
>>20570"Because she wants you to succeed in your great quests and crusade. That is what she values. That we spread good in this world, and fight back the infernal and Bolshevik hordes, while spreading Football and the American Way"
>>20571"a voidstone would be right up here alley"
>>20571"I don't know anything about him to be honest. He only shows himself when there is trouble, so the only people who have seen him - other than the locals of course - are dead."
>>20573"You're serious? You're serious. Well, the Negative Energy plane is a pretty fucked up place from what I hear. Get your affairs in order if you plan on venturing there."
>>20573"For Tracy?"
>>20574"For whom do they manufacture their wares? Is there like a corporation that owns the factories? Do they have factories?"
>>20576I did want to go to another plane some time.
>>20577"no trump for ana"
"trump if me dont make it back clear my scroll history"
>>20579"Uh... I can clear your scroll history, but I'm going to tell you again, Thez would be more impressed if you liberated the Court City with me"
>>20580"me plan on doing both."
>>20541>>20543If you were a Paladin's Mount, you could access a variety of powerful spells
>>20582Give her a chance then.
>>20577"They do minimal trade and supply for other cities, but most of their goods go to sustain and supply their own city's needs, the rest is,... er 'was' given to the Emperor to leave them alone."
>>20580Ever the opportunist.
"I should point out that the GM is a faggot, and one shouldn't expect all his explanations with regard to trade and commerce to make perfect sense," Ben offers.
>>20586ha-have you ever been to that plane ben?
>>20586Is it an Evil-Aligned plane? I want to go there.
>>20587"Me? OH no, that's a death sentence if you ask me."
>>20588"Its neither good nor evil. Its dominant traits are destruction and entropy, but favors none of the aligned extremes."
>>20590sounds evil to me.
>>20581"But if you die on that plane, you can't crusade."
>>20584Be nice to Flashy!
>>20585"Excellent. On an unrelated note, what fine necklaces do you have that would go well with white fur... Uh, on a smaller horse or pony. Only the best"
>OpportunistAm I wrong though?
>>20588Why though
>>20583The benefits are insane. I understand now why he used to want it. Tracy would get like a 45% health bonus at least in Nightmare form
>>20591This. Stay away from that dimension
>>20591"Is the vacuum of space evil?"
>>20593>>20594"You don't need a voidstone!"
>>20592"I'd go with pearls."
>>20592"you underestimate my power trump."
>>20597"It's not about power. I have no doubts about your power. It's about making best use of that power with the finite time available. And I tell you now Thez would be more impressed if you killed pirates, bandits, monsters, or liberated a city in the name of Football"
>>20599"trump me need favor"
>>20596"Uh... Do you have any better necklaces with pearls? Do you have Platinum chains that can be plated with Rhodium? And if you could, does white metal really go that well with white fur?
>>20600"From me? What is it?"
>>20599She'd be far more impressed if you didn't get yourself obliterated on some fool errand, GM thinks out-loud.
Well, I really should be going (its almost 4 and I hadn't anticipated going into detail at this hour Xp). I'll be around in the morning.
>>20601"Yes."
G'night!
>>20603But I just woke up...
>>20604So did I,... 19 hours ago >_<
>>20602"me need you to give thez belt, if me go back to tower she might try to stop me.i need you to tell her i love her to"
>>20605can i go to the negitive energy plane before you go to sleep.
>>20605But seriously, if the metal is a similar color as the fur, would that look right? I guess the pearls would be pink. Would blue look good. Also, if, hypothetically, it were a blue pony, that's an instance where white metal would definitely look good, right?
>>20606"Aww... Inferius, she wants you to be as buffed as possible. She knows you love her. To prove it to her, help liberate this planet"
>>20607This whole quest reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDQSF1vUKS4
>>20608"you would deny me this (last?} request?
>>20609"Thez gave up her magic jew powers for you, so that you may live to liberate this world. Please don't deny her her request"
>>20610"me fight terasque me not be killed by the lesser ziggas in an alternate dimension"
>>20611"It's the dimension itself that can kill you, that is the issue. There will be hordes of brutes - hordes - you can expect to fight after we take the court city.
... Inferius...
I need you..."
>>20612"me promise me be back before you take court city trump." if me conquer this dimension me can do anything trump. me felt kind of left out of glory of terrasque kill. please let me gain my glory."
>>20613"and imagine how thez would feel knowing i conquered an entire dimension and retreved a powerful artifact just for her."
>>20613"You were definitely left out of the glory of killing Kefka, unfairly so. I intend to rectify that in our coming quests. I don't know what will be waiting for us in the Court City. I can only imagine diplomacy will not solve it. And I can tell you that we will be a bright, shining target as soon as we do take it."
>>20614"But... It's a void dimension. There's literally nothing there. Help conquer this dimension. Deliver a city to her, er, us."
>>20615"trump you have some honor. how do you feel about a deal?
>>20616"I'm not agreeing to a deal that gets you killed"
>>20617>>20616"Actually... What do you think you could get me?"
>>20618the city. in exchange for your asstiance in the void.
>>20619"I don't think I can help you with the void though. It's the dimension itself. Too hostile. It would take more than a city anyways to convince me it's worth the risk"
>>20604Go to bed, GM.
No use answering questions now if you're brain is melted by Friday.
>>20621"Well... Um... I did some research just now (let's say on a phone) on how to get into the Void realm. You need to sacrifice the life of the person closest to you on a day with a purple moon. You can also be called there by a god, but, well, if I had favors from gods, I have something else in mind"
>>20622I'm not GM...
But before I have to go, I just want to say I really want to journey to another Plane, especially a spooky one. It sounds like a hardcore mission, that could yield interesting developmental prospects for an extraplanar character.
>>20625>>20623According to the Great Wheel cosmology model, the Negative Energy plane could be reached via the Ethereal Plane
>>20625Why are you so insistent on making Tracy transracial? She's a pony. Born a pony. Embrace being a pony. Stop using jew powers to make her trans and make everyone acknowledge a trans identity
>>20626The spell astral projection [19][20] could be used to reach the Negative Energy plane via a cold ebony color pool.[21] Additionally, the gate [22][23] and plane shift [19][24] spells could be used to open a temporary portal to this plane.
>>20610>Thez gave up her magic jew powersCan we set the canon of this game straight, pertaining to what is and isn't Jewish? I know the Chaotic Evil Demons are globalist, like Rockefeller and Soros, but what about other Evil Outsiders? The Wererats we're quintessential Jews too, but they weren't outsiders. I don't think The really displayed any Jew-like qualities while she was half Pit Fiend; and she was very keen on drawing the line between Abyssals and Infernals. Meanwhile, we also have Hoo-mans like Been selling jewelery for us?
I just want to set the memes straight here.
>>20628So it's the negative energy plane and not the void dimension?>>20629It means Outsider. "Jew" is used because the word has meaning to others.
>>20628Tracy can use Astral Projection at will, but it'll take a level or two before Infernius or Torc can cast Gate.
>>20630thats what the gm said
>>20631i can cast plane shift.
>>20630Even angels and sprites though?
By that categorization, even Troll, as a Celestial, would count as one.
>>20627Because nightmares are my favorite monsters...
>>20635yeah and ogres are mine. what of it?
>>20635Then why did you chose to play a Pony? You could have started with a nightmare
>>20636I'm not Waifuing an evil extra-planar monster, that I can tell you
>>20634What about native outsiders though, or evil creatures that far from neutral/good planes.
Taylor is an Evil-alligned native outsiders too, despite her Celestial lineage.
>>20639I'll deal with Tay later. For now, she seems human, having come from an alternate earth.
>Native outsidersYou mean trans?
>evil creatures from Neutral planesIn general evil is bad
>>20641You fucking wot m8?
>>20640*eyes suspiciously*
>>20642You heard me!
Which thing I said?
>>20644>deal with tay later what did you mean by this?
>>20645Determine how I feel about whatever evil-extra-planar elements. With Tracy it's a real problem
>>20646I think you're just being up tight.
>>20647Why do you say that?
>>20648Because of how youve treated tracy who has done absolutely nothing wrong.
>>20649There was all sorts of stealing from the party and things before you arrivedBut she attacks and eats weird things. There's a very noticeable effect on behavior, and not for the better. It will definitely go wrong
>>20650I think your just being a jew about it.
>>20652Jews like killing babies.
>>20650>Has a party member who can Track and hunt down other evil outsiders out of pure instinct>Doesn't see the opportunityYou don't even know what kind of affects it'll have on her, so why are you so worried about it? There's nothing in game that implies that any of her behavior has any detrimental effects anyway; being able to turn into a (nerfed) nightmare was just a fun bonus.
>>20653Also this.
>>20655*hungry nightmare noises*
>>20656Your not gonna eat me are you?
>>20657"Maybe"
*wiggles tongue*
>>20658*Blushes so hard i become redder than infernuis* y- you wanna go take a bath?
>>20659"Sure. Let's try the water though. You can see straight through it"
>>20660Hehe i like the way you think.
>>20660Wait a second your not tracy.
>>20660>Water>>20662I g2g for now..
>>20665I quoted "hungry nightmare noises" at Tracy's faggot to show that the trans-racialism did in fact have an effect on her behavior, and Tay dropped in and mistook the post for being a Tracy post
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>>20666>nightmare>nightmar>nightma>nightm>night>nigh>nig>nigg>nigge>niggerTorc heads to the mill, making sure Mr. Snek is a staff
>>20667I swear if I meet a Zebra druid that has more Wis/Int than me, I'm going to flip.
>>20668I'll bet you there is. You have 7 gorrilion dexterity points (that you want to throw away with heavy armor for some reason) so that's where your points went
>>20668The Druid set of spells is activated by and attacked to the wisdom level and ability modifier. So yeah, they probably have higher
>>20669I didn't know what it was for when I allocated them there. I thought Dex was the best for her class.
That was also before I knew about the nerfed transformation... A regular nightmare has higher stats in every ability.
What's the mechanic for Tracy's transformation anyway? I thought it was like a lycanthrope's, but now I'm not so sure...
>>20671Dex is still very good, I am sure. It's the modifier that applies in ranged attacks. It also allows for a higher AC if you're not encumbered by heavy armor. Most of your stealth things too, like move silently or hide. My personal recommendation is to embrace the class you chose to play as - rogue mud pony - enjoy and develop its unique talents and skills, and not chase after every other opportunity>>20672Formerly you specified that it was intense emotion. It may be different now.
>>20673>you specified
The rough draft was only a thought-bubble, and I wrote that down when I thought her transformation was a total one (I thought those skill bonuses would make her better than a Ranger in terms of trekking outer planes if the group ever left the dimension. I was wrong)
If it's a Rage-related change, it would have a number of uses per day (I never attempted more than once, because I had assumed it was limited), and an exhaustion drawback; but now it seems to me like some kind of temporary ability trade-off, which I'm not sure of the limitations or scope of powers.
Now that I think of it, if she doesn't actually get the feats from her alternate form, could she even class as Blackguard in the first place? I referred to Cauchemar Nightmares getting Power Attack and Cleave as bonus feats when I brought up taking the class; I I only ever took Improved Sunder. It'd be a bit late to go back on those though, so I might be stuck with them as my chosen feats, since I've already used them so many times... Oh well..
>>20673Tracy has to use Barding though. How does the mechanic apply for that?
>>20674>>20675Light barding has no clear drawbacks. Heavy and medium barding reduces her speed by at least 33%. Do you mean barding on Tracy's pony form or her nightmare form? I would think that the vast size difference between the two states would cause difficulty for armor in transitioning. I see nothing about dexterity for horses, but I imagine the d&d rule makers didn't anticipate this scenario.
I know your chest plate costs you AC bonuses from dexterity. Barding just looks amazing on horses and ponies though>>20674I don't know, GM suggested there would be even more limits now that the golden lady did her thing. Like going ethereal only when in Nightmare form
>>20676Normally, shapeshifters can't Dawn normal armor, but idk if Tracy even counts as on at this point, because I can't find anything that alludes to her kind of transformation in the Wikis: it seems more aesthetic than anything else. I never brought up the prospect of her armor constraining her transformation, mostly because I didn't want to get nerfed back then.
[confused 'nightmare' noises]
>>20678I'm a little confused too
>mfw I realize the fucking lizard has a higher ability stat total
New character goal: hunt every other species of magical beast to extinction until Tracy is the strongest.Including non-pony equines with a Wis score above 10.
Can Lenos teach Tracy how to set traps? That is a rogue skill, right?
On that note, can the facilities at the tower be used to make explosives?
Just where is all this being discussed?
Didn't mean to spoiler that.
Can Lenos teach Tracy to set traps? That is a Rogue ability, right? On that note, can the facilities at the tower be used to craft explosives?
>>20681In our heads. I always leave Tracy's dialogue in quotes, btw.
>>20681Would you mind answering some of those questions earlier? The black boxes were just to avoid messing up the thread with our nerdy stuff.
>>20684I will, and I'm going back through it now, but I was hoping to get an idea where-abouts some of the in-character dialogue was taking place.
>>20680>Hunt every species of magical beast to extinctionAww... You don't want to help Trumpaladin in his ultimate goal of establishing the galactic Imperium of Man, exterminating the xenos, purging heretics, and banishing the forces of Chaos?
>>20685Sounded like Trumpaladin and Inferius were both up to Ben earlier
>>20685Trump insisted earlier that he was waking up next to Slovenia.
Everyone else is at the tower.
>tfw she doesn't want to go purging and liberating with you
>>20686I want to be able to play an Apex predator first. This monster thing is a personal goal of mine, as the player. I will be the strongest monster, in one way or another.
>>20690Heretics and Xenos are prey though
>>20608"The metal being the same color as the fur would produce a glinting effect, but otherwise wouldn't draw excessive attention to the necklace. Basically, it would provide accent but avoiding being over-the-top." -Ben
>>20629Though I am loathe to state it explicitly, there are basic and useful jews (Ben, for example) who are really good with money, there are jew-rats that are sheisty and conniving, and there are demonic (globalist) jews/zionists who come from the abyss.
>>20688This is the issue I keep running into. There's a gap in continuity here.
>>20691Monster-exterminating comes first. I feel like Pinocchio right now.
>>20668I don't get why you assume that druids are ziggers.
>>20672Meh
>>>20695I just called them hippies, but Infernius said zebras would be druids earlier. That was just a "what if".
>>20692"Wow, that's a really good insight. Do you believe you could produce such a necklace?
... Do you take credit?"
>Not all Jews are BolsheviksI've been saying this to these Nazis for months!
>>20693Yes. It has not been resolved yet
>>20694Just tell your Flashy. He wants his queen to accompany him on his Unification efforts, especially if her talents are useful. He'll be sympathetic to a campaign to exterminate evil-aligned magical beasts though
>>20697"No need, the profits from Thez' contract has resulted in an overwhelming abundance of wealth for myself and the town. I have several strands here, or would you like something made to order?"
That aside, am I assuming you've already returned from Slovenia, or are we in a space-time paradox? That part can be detailed later, but in order for you to be talking to Ben and have been talking to Infernius, both of you would have to NOT be in the tower, and you would have to NOT still be in the grove.
>>20698I had meant to have Tracy go to the grove as soon as she could, while Trump wasn't there for the sake of peace.
>>20698Uh... I was hoping for a time paradox where this is happening ~3PM but I could still do stuff in the morning
"I'm not sure. I don't have enough knowledge of jewelry to say. I guess a neck band would have to be of a specific legth?"
>>20699Trumpaladin would be there for hours (he also wanted peace) without her knowing, so if this is the way you're going, all four would meet. Unless it happens midday
>>20700So wait, you want all this with Ben and such to happen, but you want to still wake up in the grove next to Slovenia?
>>20702Oh Hi, guess your alive now.
Torc heads to the mill for the meeting
>>20703>GM shakes for a moment, and his head explodes>>20704You find the Foreman (he's got a bright safety vest on, its pretty obvious) waiting for you outside and below the Tower. "Hey there. The name's Adam, what'd you wanna see me about?"
>>20705"Hi Adam. Sorry about the snake scare yesterday.
I wanted to ask about buying some beams for a project."
Torc pulls a page out of his book with plans for a trebuchet on it, and hands it to Adam
>>20705Uh...
Can I do the waking up next to Slovenia now then?
Wait, are we playing cinematic now?
>>20708I guess. I was hoping to wait until after my paper was finished
>>20707That would mean that you didn't have any of that dialogue with Infernius,... so yes.
>>20708Well, some of you have been doing minor cinematics the whole time, so IMO Trump is just catching up
>>20710reeeeeeeeeBut is her head laying on my leg?
>>20709Do your paper. I won't have any serious time to commit to anything other than meta questions and minor character directions until Friday night.
>>20712If Tracy's transformation really is not like a lycanthrope's, should I take those ranks out of Control Shape?
>>20713On that, at this point I am kind of relegating it as sort of 'going Super Saiyan'. As long as its not excessive (and yes, ethereal/astral shit will be requisitely in nightmare mode) then its fine, but too much will be exhausting to the character.
P.S. since she only tends to do it in combat, it probably won't be a concern
>>20706"Hmmm. Okkay,... I see. That's gonna be a tall order. We can do it, but the trees we'll need aren't readily available, we used up all the ones we had on those ships that were built. We'd need to mount an expedition to the forest to harvest more, and the forests have started to get a bit nastier than they have been. We'd need at least one of you folks to come along with us."
>>20715It means she won't be able to go ethereal out of another character's arms
>>20714Okay. What we're her transformed abilities again? It'd also be nice to know how often she can do it and under what conditions.
I've made a lot of mistakes with my player's class advancements. I don't want to make any more.
>>20717This. No more "pooof" she's gone, unless she's already on fire and billowing smoke.
>>20718Pretty much (aside from stats) what's listed for the Cauchemar, including feats and such.
>>20719That's fine to me.
.. do all the normal horses in this world really have more Wis than Tracy?
Let me give an example. When Thez was still 1/2 pit fiend, she could go haste for a limited duration, but regardless of whether she turned it off or it expired, at the conclusion she would be exhausted (even though she has improved endurance, which otherwise negates exhaustion), and unable to function for a period of time.
>>20720I don't mind upping Tracy's Wis a point or two, I just put the 9 in Wis cuz I
thought it wouldn't matter in the long run.
crumples that thought up and throws it in the now over-flowing bin of "WRONG IDEAS"
>>20721So... After the guy is dead in a fight is she going to have enough energy to secret off the goods to her jew cave?
>>20723Forgot to remove pic
>>20723You do realize that that is a major cause for friction in the party? One sec,....
https://youtu.be/xXy9CTVt99M
Not pointing fingers, just presenting a few points for consideration
>>20716"Okay, I can go with you to help with transportaion. What time would you be leaving?"
>>20723I'll leave their clothes 'n shit if it's all important to you, but I'm not about to stop snatching bodies.
>>20728You are if you're exhausted after the battle
Ask nicely for other people to get it for you
>>20727"Well, harvesting lumber of this size is a day or more (game time) expedition, and its a loud process so there's almost no chance that we'll be able to manage it without being run up on by something undesirable. I'm afraid that the GM's schedule won't permit it until Friday night at earliest."
>>20728That's fine, I'm just trying to foster a bit more "Hey, look at all this stuff
we got from <dead person>."
I don't think anyone will mind if you run off with the carcass.
Although Thez did kinda want Kefka's wings,... no worries tho.
>>20730"That'll do"
Actually that works, since I may be able to play late tomorrow, and really late saturday.
Torc thanks Adam and looks for Trollestia
>>20730>>20731"I-i could help you torculi."
>>20721That makes sense: having a larger, stronger body that requires more energy should idealy cause exhaustion/starvation. I actually thought that it was already implied, which is why I cienematically had her collapse after every boss fight.
>>20729There's no way you actually give a fuck if I skulk off with naked bodies. I gotta fill my dungeon
and the bathhouse somehow. I'll take potions if I have to (would her pony-form Endurance feat help?). It would hardly be a dungeon without mummified enemies, would it?
>>20730Like I said earlier, most of Kefka, aside from parts of his wet innards, are still there. I didn't know he had wings, but does Thez really want them? Did he have any other non-hooman parts worth noting? It's all being prepared for liquidation.
Did I mention how badass Queen Taylor would look in a harlequin hat?
>>20730Can we import Lumber?>>20733Oh I didn't say I wanted the bodies. I just said that if someone who did want the bodies was exhausted she could ask others to bring the stuff back
We do need Kefka's head though
>>20732Is his name just a joke now?
"If you want to you can come"
>>20732*offers Kefka's hat*
>>20734The head is secure. You'll have it when you need it.
>>20731Sorry about the schedule,... I had many choice words about it, due to the faggot who's unreliability necessitated it and how,... I won't get into it.
>>20733Well she didn't say anything, and she didn't realize she wanted until her infernal nature was removed. pic related was his transformed form, and she would want the bat wings, but again none of that was mentioned so technically its a meta issue at this point.
>>20735Kek. Torculi!
>>20736Kefka doesn't wear a hat
>>20737If she want's a piece of him, she could just ask: it's all in the handbag anyway.
Just what was Kefka anyway? Tracy would've been more interested in his body too, for similar reasons.
>>20738I already gave it away. Let's say a non-magical hat was in his pocket.
>>20739Kefka was,... uber magic. I mean he was technically human, but had grown so powerful wrt magic that he was sort of a demi-god. You might not think that because he died to magic, but there's a whole lot of minutiae that led to that. Besides,....
>>20737No, you missunderstand
Yours works fine. I can do friday night.
So Torc continues oo try an find Trollestia
>>20740He was clearly possessing weapons of mass destruction, one of which just happened to ignite when Tourcil (Torculi) hit him with the implosion spell. It's the only explaination
>>20738My first impression of him was pic related. I had assumed he'd be full clown attire if he were showing up to bully some fishermen out of their lunch money.
>>20740For the sake of liquidation and flaying, what's his anatomy? How many wings? Any properties I'd like to know of?
Half the party took a bath in his blood btw too...
>>20742Yes, yes that is the only explanation. There could be no other.
>>20741Good to hear. I'm still salty about the douchebag though.
motherfucker has the audacity to try and,... when it's READILY and STATISTICALLY obvious that,... all the while trying to,... cuz "MUH,...
>>20743>blood bathNon-consequential
>first impressionThat is how he arrived yes, but after getting beaten about for a bit he decided to go Super Saiyan. In doing so, he reverted to the same hubris (which is consistent with his character) that got him beaten about in the first place, leading to his demise
>>20744okay...>>20747No need for the monster killing quest. The rationale for that has passed. I have a different thing I'd like to do>>20749>>20750THIS
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>>20747He still brought the scarves, feather hat, and other clothes though, right? Even if they weren't magical, it's cool to keep your enemies' clothes.
>>20752Not a hat though, it's a plume, and his hair is in a ponytail. And yes, there is still the brightly colored clothes.
>>20751For the record, I was gonna delete that post immediately after, but that password thing goes auto-blank and I couldn't.
>>20753I'll have those washed for Taylor or Norfilly if either of them are interested in taking a piece of his getup.
>tfw can't wear boots
>>20754It could work, I don't get the impression Taylor is into outlandish clothes (I could be wrong tho)
>>20753uh... Is this a Barry situation or one of us...>>20754>>20755Probably should just burn the clothes so it doesn't harm public perception
>>20755It's her choice if she wants it. I'm saving it anyway.
I've saved all the clothes of every individual killed so far, even your co-workers (didn't have a place to put their bodies though).
>>20756Nah.. idgaf
>>20757A queen has to look the part. Even a queen of edge
>>20758And this was not to refer to Tay or her clothing
>>20754Ill take the boots.
>>20759I blame Thez. Let the record show I always spell his name right.
>>20760>>20758It is a good way to make an entrance,....
>>20759Hey man its your fault for not picking an english character.
>>20764*cough* This *cough*
>>20763All I'm sayin' is a Paladin's waifu needs to be conscious of style
>>20757Actually, if he has any jewelry, can I have it?
>>20764That's a good point. How does one pronounce Torcuil? I've been thinking "Torque-will", but I'm open to correction.
>>20766I thought it was Tourcil?
Tor-soul
>>20767>>20766Shit. Now
I am unsure how it's spelled
Before the next session, the party should focus on producing some items for everyone, especially the noobs with no magic items. Taylor could craft a Horn of Valhalla and a Lyre of Building at her level. Trump could use a shield of any kind. Idk how Norfilly is going to play, but she needs some sort of charm to keep a single scratch from ever getting to her.
>>20764Burn
>>20765He wore earrings, if you really want them.
>>20766Cydaquil should just namefag until everyone remembers.
>>20769>burnWhat did i do?
>>20763>>20764>>20766Spelling: Torcuil
>now this is a guessPronouncation: Torquill
Just because a varient is "Torquil"
>>20769>reeeeeeeeeeee
>>20766I thought it was tor- coolie
>>20770I thought it was an English-Scottish rivalry thing to bulli him. I guessed wrong.
>>20769Uh... Are earrings the only jewelry?
I have the ring shield and the sword is two handed, so no need for a shield, but any other buff is awesome
>>20771>The name really does sound like "NyQuil"Aww
>>20773>I am of English Ancestry, and have a lion-like mount, while he has a unicornNeat
>>20774>Are earrings the only jewelry?I never saw anything else in any pictures of him.
None of his items were magic.
>>20769Trump has the Bees knees
Kefka appears to have had a variety of pearls and gems, and what looks like a
cough masculine garter, at least by the pic Tracy posted
>>20774Vandereim or Sugoito are both bastard-type swords (1 or 2 handed)
>>20777Boop-check
>>20776I can handle this
Speaking of mount, Torc needs to talk to her.
>>20777Checked
>>20779Definitely taking Pearls and some item of jewelry
So... Can I have multiple shields?
>>20778>None of his items were magicThat's just fine
>>20780Not to be a troll
kek but you should know by now where to find her,....
>>20781Not if you want to use a weapon
>>20782Top Fucking Kek
I shit you not, I fully intended to hand Trollestia a statement charging her rent if she wasn't going to be helpful finding the unicorn
>>20783>renting building you don't own
>>20782>whisperingWell i don't so help a faggot out
>>20785The Tower stablesSo you venture to the tower stables, where Troll is calmly munching from a pile of bananas.
>>20784You're the one who first suggested it!
>>20785THE STABLES!
I swear I go to talk to her more than you do
>MFW I thought I was gonna have to scramble to come up with material and continuity for the storyline,... and here it is being literally spoon-fed to me
>>20788What can Tracy do during this time warp?
>>20787Yeah but Torc has fucked her more than Trump>>20786"Trollestia, can I akk a favor of you?"
>>20789She can pick up the special shoes Lenos made
>>20790"Certainly good sir, what can I help you with?"
>>20790*Tourcil has been fucked by her
>>20789Be lubby dubby with her husbando?
>>20791*picks up shoes*
Tracy thanks Lenos and slips him a bundle of weed from the forest.
She then appraises the shoes.
>>20792Did he leave the forest yet?
>>20791"I need you to watch Norfilly while I go for a while. Can you do that?"
>>20794If I can RP the morning. I need to ask Slovenia something and then ask Fae something
>>20793>weedREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>20793They're specially designed, one shoe having a rounded 'sole', the other a flattened one, to allow a hoers both the necessary striking points that would normally be available with a forging hammer. They require the hoers to be able to stand upright, but that's not a problem with Tracy. "I recommend being in your uber flaming and shit mode for greater efficacy," he says rolling a phatty and sparking it.
>>20795"I'd be delighted!"
>>20796If you'd like to do that now, I'll be around for the next hour or so.
>>20793"You'll still need someone to hold the piece with a pair of tongs, but I'm always here unless business demands me elsewhere."
>>20797*looks at hooves*
".. Wow, thanks Lenos."
>>20799noted
>>20801"Also remember, you're a noob at forging. It takes lots of practice."
>>20798Let's do it now so I can be back with the rest of the party for stuff
Is her head on my leg?
>>20803Yes, she's sleeping soundly, and your leg is numb.
>>20801"Mam, you're under arrest for possession of marijuana with intent to distribute"
>>20802can lennos make me a item that lets me breath in a vacuum?
also im awake from the coma.
>>20804Umm... try to wake her
"Slovenia, Slovenia"
>>20801He- hey tracy how long have you known that hottie torc?
>>20805Sod off, you have no jurisdiction
>>20806He raises an eyebrow. "I could,... what are you planning?"
>>20807"MMmmfff. Hmm? Oh, its you. I must have fallen asleep while we were talking. Its so nice to have company, please excuse me."
>>20809Would she be offended if I pet her head?"I know the feeling. It's okay. Um... could you move your head a bit"
*tries to move leg*
>>20809me go to bad place to retreve strong item for thez. oh can you keep that a secret?
>>20808>that hottie torcYou mean the older guy with the book full of memes? A couple months, I guess. It get's hard to keep track of time around here.
>>20810"Oh, yes of course," she says a bit embarrassed. As you move your leg, the sensation of PINS AND NEEDLES shoots through your leg.
>>20811"What KIND of 'bad place'?"
>>20809>No jurisdictionThere you go sounding like that damned federal judge in El Paso.
Absolutely changing that
>>20813"it in different plane."
>>20815His eyes narrow. "Spill it."
>>20814>trying to separate a Dragon from his smokesEnjoy dissolving in a fiery pool of napalm.
>>20812Hes a total grey fox, h- has he said anything about me?
>>20816"why you so interested in where me go?"
>>20813Gah. I guess I'm not walking for several minutes. Try to move leg to make it more mobile
"You like company don't you? How would you like to come back to our party's stables. Or if you want a proper room, and I mean nice rooms, we can spare those as well"
*pet behind ears*
>>20817Saint Nixon, who is the Patron Saint of the War on Drugs, is also the Patron Saint of Napalm. Bring it on!
>>20818"Not much really. He's rather reserved, compared to the rest of these psychopaths
(inb4 tu quoque), although he does speak up when he sees fit. He spend a lot of his time in his cave somewhere scribbling memes into one of his books."
>>20821>Challenging LenosYou reap what you sow, m8...
>>20821>saint nixon what?
>>20822"Do you know where his cave is i want to get in his robe."
>>20819"You realize you're asking me to make you an item that only I could make, while asking me to keep a secret from the only person in this group who could single-handedly kill me (
especially if she was pissed), while talking about jumping planes. I'm gonna need more than your assurances, especially because I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into."
>>20820"This grove is nice and peaceful, but the lack of interaction is rather depressing. I'm not one for isolation; so long as I don't wind up in chains again, I could see venturing forth."
>>20823My god is Columbia (America personified), and her saints are those who served her well, especially in the fight against International Communism. I particularly like Presidents
>>20825"okay me tell you, me go to the negative energy plane."
>>20826why columbia and not uncle sam?
>>20827His jaw hits the floor. "Whatever for?! That's madness! No one goes there
deliberately!"
>>20829"me get the voidstone."
>>20824"
His robe? I never bothered looking for his cave, although it doesn't sound difficult to find. It might be easier to just wait for him at the tower though; he's always coming in and out."
>>20827>>20829>>20830*ears twitch*
>>20830Lenos' jaw somehow drops through the floor and extends outside the tower for a moment. He composes himself. "Pray tell, what do you intend to DO with a voidstone?"
>>20830Consider forging a Sun Blade before you go, or several for that matter.
>>20832Leave your goods in the tower if you go to the negative energy dimension. Otherwise you'll lose your stuff with your body when you are killed>>20834I'm advising not to go
>>20832Can you help me find it?
>>20835Shhh, we'll get to that, but this is a 1on1 convo...
>>20833"make ring for thez."
How do Knowledge ranks work? What kind of bonuses do you get for increasing them? I can't figure it out.
>>20824>>20836>louder sustaned screamingAlso it's a kilt, get it right
>>20825CALL MOUNT
"Our tower is safe and secure. All of the elves Korak held are there right now. There's several people there, including another Unicorn, although she is a celestial. It was Tracy who found you, correct? The Blue Pony? She's there too. Sometimes. Come with me, we can provide you accommodations. Better than out here where there are who knows what dangers"
>>20840Im coming to suck that dick boi
>>20837Isn't Tracy still in the forge? She's respectfully eavesdropping.
>>20836"Well, I probably could, but it sounds like a lot of work to go through for just a robe."
>>20839Same as other ranks. You're more likely to pass difficult questions when you have more ranks in knowledge during a knowledge check
>>20843I dont want to take his robe i said i wanted to Get In It, i wanna fug torc.
>>20838"You incredible,... she's got a ring you know, its made out of one of your horns.
TBH, I don't either. That sort of thing always seemed a role-play element to me. I suppose it could represent gained knowledge from having lived in an environment, but again that seems like a role-play element. Example: Knowledge - Mountains could give a character an understanding of what sorts of monsters are likely to be encountered, or how to traverse effectively, but that doesn't seem something one would leave up to skill points or die rolls.
>>20841After a few moments, Fae touches down a few feet away. "Yes Trump, you have need of me?"
>>20843Fair point, but its hard to eavesdrop while carrying on a conversation about
ahem Torcuil's clothing.
Sorry, forgot to separate Lenos' statement with a quote to reply to Tracy's question, because I'm still astounded at how Infernius is still carrying on with this one.
>>20846"yea but me want to get her best stone to go with."
>>20849"And you want to go with a stone thats sole function is to annihilate whatever it comes into contact with?? That's BEYOND absurd!"
"Assuming you don't get yourself killed in the process, which you will (and me along with you, for going along with it), you want to give her a ring that has a veritable black hole attached to it?"
>>20848He's playing his character GM>>20846"Hello Fae! Nice to see you this morning. Fae, meet Slovenia. She was rescued from Korak's ship. She's been here a few days. Slovenia, meet Fae. She is my trusted Paladin's Mount, having helped me in many battles, and my trusted Priest.
Fae, we need the way back to the tower, I don't know it myself"
Is Slovenia too large to ride on Fae's back? I believe you said that Slovenia herself is large enough to be a Paladin's Mount, like a light warpony
>>20850"it what ben tell me about when i ask about special gems"
>>20845>i wanna fug torc*cocks eyebrow, but nods understandingly and makes a slight grin*
"A snare-trap would be quicker, but I'll see if I can find the time to help you out later."
>>20846I was wondering about that when I was reading some creatures' bonuses in arcana knowledge and Planes Knowledge. Do knowledge ranks account for any kind of insight boost for cinematic purposes?
>>20851If Trumpaladin can get Tracy, he can solve the stone issue
>>20854you need knowledge dungeonering for that.
>>20856>for thatFor what?
Also, Tracy sleeps in a dungeon. She's got to have at least one rank in it.
>>20852I know, and I'm playing Lenos. He hasn't said "No", and he realizes full well that Infernius could go it alone.
>Grove"Yes, I recognize you(her). I am pleased to see you weren't eaten by the Blue one. I cannot carry both, but being a gentleman, I assume you wouldn't mind walking?" she says with a wink.
"That won't be necessary, I would prefer to walk if you don't mind," Slovenia replies.
>>20853"Oh they're special alright," she mutters, then sighs. "Look. Let me state plainly. This is probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard of. For one, you won't need a breathing apparatus, and for two, if you ARE set on this course,
I'm going with you. And don't think you're going to run off solo either, you're not the only one who can shift planes."
>>20854I suppose they can, it hasn't really come up in any game I've ran though. I mean, it might give a slight bonus to deciphering scripts, but again,....
>>20857its to know about the monsters in the dungeons
>>20858i thought i was talking to lennos?
>>20860You are talking to Lenos. Who do you think taught Torcuil about being a Mystic Theurge?
>>20861ok i was confused you said she.
>>20862Oh, you're right. Typo
>>20858"why you want go with me?"
>>20858"Of Course, it's good to walk. I just don't know the way back... I've never been this far out."
*Trumpaladin stands up, falls over when he puts weight on his numb leg, then gets back up and places a hand on Fae to help support himself*
Ask this question to Fae. All of this is said in such a way that Slovenia is not intended to hear it, though she could hear it if she tried:
"While I am loathe to admit it, you know more about Football than I. Tell me more about this prophecy. You say it foretold of the child? What... what exactly is the child's role in that prophesy?"
>>20861>>20863Just get me aware of Inferius's quest, and in the room with Tracy, and I can handle the stone issue
>>20847Ill be the one gulping.
>>20854Thank you tracy.
Oh you motherfuckers. Alright, gimme a sec.
>I can't CALL MOUNT Tracy
If that were enforced by GM, it would absolutely make mounting Tracy worth it
>>20865no i dont think you can.
>>20864Lenos takes a phatty hit from the J, consuming the rest of it, and without blowing it out he says with a strained voice. "Because I'm not any good at lying, and I couldn't possibly hide that if she started asking questions, and if I admitted to allowing you to go alone
regardless of whether you came back alive, I can be certain that I'll end up dead as well," he says, finally blowing the hit out.
>>20865"The texts are vague, and vary from translation to translation. It is said however that the child may one day bear the weight of the world."
>>20869This
>>20854NO TRAPS FOR TORC
>>20866Oh god, the images
>shudderAlso, how old does everyone thing torc is?
>grey fox my ass
>>20871I have him in his 30's, maybe early 40's
>>20871Wizards have complex starting age, and you said he was married, before he had to live in a cave for years, so I guessed in his 30-50's.
>>20872You win, thats correct
>>20871>>20872Thats totally grey fox age.
>>20875Yeah, he'd have a bit of grey ESP if he was married Xp
>>20870*starts walking*
"I think we should go now, since there are things I need to do today. We'll get you a nice room and food Slovenia"
"Uh.. Bear the weight of the world? Let me just ask you straight up. Does he leave the world in a better condition than when he found it, or try to?"
>>20870*ears twitch*
I really really want to go to another dimension. Perfect sort of mission for a nightmare.
>>20870Dude, I could absolutely solve the rock issue.
Age: 32 when he got transported into the game
Look: pic 1
Kilt pattern: pic 2
Just to clear that up for new players
>>20878Not that dimension. The chances of it killing you are reasonably high>>20880Kek, we know you don't look that charming
>>20881Well I don't
But Torc isn't based on me
>everyone is not posting cause they want trips
[1d20 = 15]>>20877"I don't know how much more I can say on the matter. The prophecy pertains to Football, so we can conclude that it is a good thing."
>Lenos"Even if you succeed, what are you going to say? "Oh, look at this rock of obliteration I happened across in the road! I'm going, try and stop me."
>>20885"Alright then... I guess I will try to have faith..."
*proceed walking to tower with Fae and Slovenia*
I would absolutely ask Slovenia a billion more questions about herself, but I'll try to have mercy.
Also, can Fae be promoted 3 levels? What classes can she have? I wanted her to have something like Cleric, and have already one or two levels in it, but I don't know if NPCs, especially monster types, can take that. Maybe she can be an Expert?
>>20885"me tell her the truth me conquered a dimension for her, me appreciate you coming. you strong."
>>20890Isn't Fae a lion?
I would run
[1d20 = 4]>>20890I could see giving her one level given her background and personality, she did aid in the Nerd/Dog fight, but only one since she never successfully attacked.
>>20891Lenos facepalms. "I'm certain she's not going to see it that way."
>to Infernius"Make all necessary preparations. I've never been to that particular plane, so I can't tell you what to expect."
>>20892She's a Dragonne. It's a sort of cross between a lion and a dragon that looks like a giant winged-brass-scaled Lion. What would you run from?
>>20893Aww, but you said NPCs gain three levels from the fight
>>20893"okay me be right back me need to drop off gift first."
>>20895I was thinking more about the citizens.
>>20896"Of all the literally bull-headed,...." can be heard as you wander off.
Well, I guess I know what I've got to prepare for.
>>20894Lions and Unicorns are considered enemies irc
>>20899'Cuz you know where she is?
>>20900They were, but then 1707 happened, and 2014 could not undo it
>>20901Um... Any chance I could be back for the stone thing?
>>20901i dont, i go and call out to her.
>>20902Doubtful, but I can't say for certain. Trust me, I'm gonna THOROUGHLY explore the full scope of possibility on THIS shit.
>>20902"The unicorn is an enemy to the lion, wherefore, as soon as ever a lion sees a unicorn, he runs to a tree for succor, so that, when the unicorn makes force at him, he may not only avoid his horn but also destroy the unicorn, for, in the swiftness of his course, the unicorn runs against the tree wherein his sharp horn sticks fast. Then, when the lion sees the unicorn fastened by his horn, he falls upon him and kills him."
>>20903Ponimaru appears from the shadows behind you. "If you're looking for Thez, I believe you'll find her engaged with the Fight Club in the whore-house."
>>20905Quit starting drama, there's quite enough of THAT at the moment!
>>20907"perfect, thank you ninja hoers. what your name?"
i dont think infernuis ever knew he could talk
>>20905Ah, but you're forgetting what happened since:
"The Articles of the UNION as they passed with Amendments in the Parliament of Scotland,
and ratified by the Touch of the Royal Scepter at Edinburgh, January 16, 1707, by James
Duke of Queensbury, her Majesty’s High Commissioner for that Kingdom.
I. ‘That the two Kingdoms of (fn. 1) Scotland and England, shall, upon the first Day of May
next ensuing the Date hereof, and for ever after, be united into one Kingdom by the Name
of Great-Britain, and that the Ensigns Armorial of the said united Kingdom, be such as her
Majesty shall appoint; and the Crosses of St. Andrew and St. George be conjoined in such a
manner as her Majesty shall think fit, and used in all Flags, Banners, Standards, and Ensigns,
both at Sea and Land"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
>>20908"I have no name, but you can refer to me as Ponimaru," he says with a short, stiff bow. You notice he's wearing Thez' martial belt from way back before she enacted the travel ban. I'd mentioned that before, I just wanted to reiterate it.
>>20910"have you heard of the 2 major religions spreading through out the area?"
>>20912>What Inferius does when not being watched: Try to spread the word of Football>What Tracy does when not being watched: Distributes drugs
>>20912"Dude, you had best be on your way," he says rolling his eyes, and momentarily acting uncharacteristically informal.
>>20914"alright alright we converse about this in the future." i sprint to the whorehouse."
>>20914>>20915>I'm definitely not catching InferiusI wonder if Tracy would say anything
>>20915Upon entering, you find Thez beating the holy piss out of a partiularly large fighter (for visualization, use the image {not the idea} of the Muscle Mage, mixed with the scene in Fight Club where the Main char decides to destroy something beautiful).
I guarantee this isn't happening in the next 3 minutes.
>>20917>>20918i wait untill her turn is over.
could you fast foward through her fight to save time?
>>20919Nope, I gotta go! And thank Elway for that!
>GM out
>>20909Aye, but dats not mythology
>>20917Kek
So, Torc decides to go back to the tower
>>20920damn i was so close.
>>20907Ponimaru can speak common?
>>20909The Unicorn/Lion thing stems back further than just British history.
>>20926So? British history affects the way it is
now, not before
>>20920GM, I promise you, just give me an ordinary glove, a bag, a shining piece of Obsidian, a character of Evil alignment, and either the ability to plane shift to any weird plane OR Pyrotechnics, and I can get Inferius his "void stone" without him, Tracy, or Lenos getting killed in the process
>>20925"Hi Taylor, whats up?"
>>20928B-but its mythology, bot historical or political
>>20928I'd do this shit myself, but I am playing the group Paladin
>>20929>>20926I don't care. Fae and Slovenia are not fighting. That's the end of it. Fae isn't even a lion, she just looks like one.
\r
>>20929"I wanted to know if you maybe wanted [mumbles]"
>>20931"Sorry, what was that?"
*subtle sounds of a snare trap being set*
>>20934pls no. Make this be consensual. I have my reasons
>>20933I said did you maybe want to go take a bath? w- we can use water.*turns away as her face turns red*
>>20934Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
*subtle sounds of multiple other snare traps being set in indeterminate locations*
>>20936"Uhhhh"
Torc turns red, not unlike Trump's ban messages.
"I guess?"Torc makes a mental not oo get new friends
>>20939L- lets go *begins to tremble uncontrollably*
>>20917>the image {not the idea} of the Muscle MageLike this faggot?
>>20939>Like Trump's Ban MessagesREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>20941Thats who i think about evertime infernuis does anything.
>>20940>internal screaming"O-okay"
Follows
>>20944*Gets to the bath house and disrobes* w-w-well this is me.
>>20945I SAID NO TRAPS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>20946>cute little pussy with a triangle shaved in the pubes
>>20947Then don't quote trap comic.
>I mm highly uncomfortable
>>20949"Kek your supposed to be"
>>20949*From a distance, you hear as if whispered into your ear DO IT*
>>20948>next time i shave
>>20950>Torc considers running, but decides he doesn't want to die today>>20951I DON'T WANNA DO IT
*subtle sounds of poisoned darts being rigged, for no reason*
>>20953Kek
>>20953Precisely>>20954DO IT
>>20955STAHP
>>20956>Torc drops the kilt cloakOnly to reveal a second kilt
>>20954"Y- you dont like me? I thought you liked memes like me i used to go on the random board on 4chin.
*cries*
>>20958*comforts crying Tay*
>>20958If it's not in quotes, Torc didn't say it
>>20959You aren't even here
>>20960i can tell by your body language i have 17 charisma
>>20960I do what I want!
Also you signified an action, not dialogue
>>20961okay the jigs up im tay i was fucking with you guys
>>20963I
Fucking
Knew it
When I saw "Torculi" I KNEW IT BUT I DIDN'T SAY A WORD
>>20963>>20965Shut the fuck up pleb youre not me!
>>20967don't be a cunt bro.
>>20961I do have 17 charisma though and i probably tell by body language so thanks.
>>20972
>>20975"Now, please don't cry"
Torc begins to visibly stress
"No, I'm just... out of practice with this"
My first tabeetop rpg character is about to sex Taylor swift as a bard. Having never listened to Taylor swift, idk how to feel.
>>20977Correction, I have heard her songs. But I do not actively listen to her.
>>20976And then the batroom door closes on the camera, moaning ensues
>>20978And hows that?
>>20980*The moaning is audible down in the stable*
>>20980>>20981I need an adult
>>20982Just confirm for the record that you fugged Tay
>>20984>raped by a unicorn>raped by a bard>knife stuck in haggisKill me
Has anyone seen Norfilly lately?
>>20985She's still collecting sticks.
Tracy saw everything.
>>20985Tourcil, why did you just cheat on your waifu?
>>20987>rape does not count
>>20987It's not cheating if you didn't consent.
>>20989>>20988He could have said no at any time, he could have run away
>>20985you cant be raped your a man.
Tracy grinds her crafting skills by making 6 gorillion knives.
>>20991He was just too much of a cowardly pussy to refuse.
>>20989This
>>20991Oh, NOW your the voice of
>Good morals!>don't cheat on your waifu>hurr de durr unicorn shitBesides
>>20993>sighThis
>>20993That's exactly how I will phrase it when I tell Trollestia
>>20993"Hey tracy wait up can i get you autograph?"
>>20994Oh bullshit, you could have blinked to the astral plane at any moment if you didn't want it
>>20997Then you shouldn't have cheated now should you?
>>20992*silent hoofsteps*
>>20998He was frozen in fear. Also, using magic would've fucked up everything with GM not around.
>>20996Didn't she already give it to you?
*signs autograph*
>>20999>says the man sleeping with not-tracy>>21000Fuck off ye cunt
I'm gonna go with "Bard spell compelled him"
>>21001>defending thisYou go Etheral when GM isn't around
>>21002>bard spell You mean to say she asked you? That's not a spell
Is GM gone for the night?
>>21003Tracy can cast that at will.
>bard spellCharm Person is a first level spell for Bards.
>>21004>>21005tomorrows gonna be fun.
>>21006>>21003I can fascinate at will
>>21006>Tracy can cast at willKek, not any more
>charm is first level spellAnd also not a compulsion spell. Also never cast
>>21007Espically since I won't be around for most of it
>>21010Ass
>>21010We'll let GM sort out whatever the fuck happened then.
>>21008You didn't need to
>>21013Im sorry but when did you get back to the tower?
>>21011I'm not the person who failed to even disclose having a waifu to a sex partner
>>21014Hour ago or so. It's only a one hour walk