/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>20954
"Y- you dont like me? I thought you liked memes like me i used to go on the random board on 4chin.
*cries*

>>20958
*comforts crying Tay*

>>20958
If it's not in quotes, Torc didn't say it
>>20959
You aren't even here

>>20960
i can tell by your body language i have 17 charisma

>>20960
I do what I want!

Also you signified an action, not dialogue

>>20961
okay the jigs up im tay i was fucking with you guys

>>20963
Seriously?

>>20964
kek no

>>20963
I
Fucking
Knew it
When I saw "Torculi" I KNEW IT BUT I DIDN'T SAY A WORD

>>20963
>>20965
Shut the fuck up pleb youre not me!

>>20965
Okay, good

>>20966
>>20967
Now fug

>>20967
don't be a cunt bro.

>>20971
Damn it

>>20972
>>20971
top jej

>>20961
I do have 17 charisma though and i probably tell by body language so thanks.
>>20972

>>20960
>>20958
I say again.

>>20975
"Now, please don't cry"
Torc begins to visibly stress
"No, I'm just... out of practice with this"
My first tabeetop rpg character is about to sex Taylor swift as a bard. Having never listened to Taylor swift, idk how to feel.

>>20976
I know how I feel

>>20977
Correction, I have heard her songs. But I do not actively listen to her.

>>20976
And then the batroom door closes on the camera, moaning ensues
>>20978
And hows that?

>>20980
*The moaning is audible down in the stable*

>>20980
>>20981
I need an adult

>>20982
I am an adult

>>20982
Just confirm for the record that you fugged Tay

>>20984
>raped by a unicorn
>raped by a bard
>knife stuck in haggis
Kill me
Has anyone seen Norfilly lately?

>>20985
She's still collecting sticks.
Tracy saw everything.

>>20985
Tourcil, why did you just cheat on your waifu?

>>20987
It's not cheating if you didn't consent.

>>20988
Heil.

>>20989
>>20988
He could have said no at any time, he could have run away

>>20985
you cant be raped your a man.

Tracy grinds her crafting skills by making 6 gorillion knives.
>>20991
He was just too much of a cowardly pussy to refuse.

>>20989
This
>>20991
Oh, NOW your the voice of
>Good morals!
>don't cheat on your waifu
>hurr de durr unicorn shit
Besides
>>20993
>sigh
This

>>20993
That's exactly how I will phrase it when I tell Trollestia

>>20993
"Hey tracy wait up can i get you autograph?"

>>20995
NO

>>20994
Oh bullshit, you could have blinked to the astral plane at any moment if you didn't want it

>>20997
Then you shouldn't have cheated now should you?

Claiming Trollestia

>>20992
*silent hoofsteps*
>>20998
He was frozen in fear. Also, using magic would've fucked up everything with GM not around.
>>20996
Didn't she already give it to you?
*signs autograph*

>>20999
>says the man sleeping with not-tracy
>>21000
Fuck off ye cunt

I'm gonna go with "Bard spell compelled him"

>>21001
>defending this
You go Etheral when GM isn't around

>>21002
>bard spell
You mean to say she asked you? That's not a spell

Is GM gone for the night?

>>21004
Yes, he said so

>>21003
Tracy can cast that at will.
>bard spell
Charm Person is a first level spell for Bards.

>>21004
>>21005
tomorrows gonna be fun.

>>21006
>>21003
I can fascinate at will

>>21008
That too.

>>21006
>Tracy can cast at will
Kek, not any more
>charm is first level spell
And also not a compulsion spell. Also never cast

>>21007
Espically since I won't be around for most of it
>>21010
Ass

>>21010
We'll let GM sort out whatever the fuck happened then.

>>21008
You didn't need to

>>21013
Im sorry but when did you get back to the tower?

>>21011
I'm not the person who failed to even disclose having a waifu to a sex partner

>>21014
Hour ago or so. It's only a one hour walk

>>21015
Yes you did. You spent the evening with that unicorn without telling her anything about your engagement.

>>21017
First off, I didn't have sex with her.

I'd tell her everything I was pissed off about, so yeah the "engagement" probably would have come up.

Thirdly, I would have expected *you* to tell her

Fourthly, if I did the same thing, that doesn't suddenly make both of us moral right, it just means we're both wrong

Trump apparently can do no woong, but everyone else can
>>21017
Repeat after me
>I did not have sexual relations with that unicorn

>>21019
Quoteimg. The saint bill clinton i see.

>>21019
Look, either say polygamy is okay, or it isn't. Why is it okay for you but not me?

>>21020
>A democrat as a saint
U Wot

>>21018
>that doesn't suddenly make both of us moral right
That wasn't my intention. Just stop picking on Torc's faggot.

>>21019
But like my character legit did not have sexual relations with that Unicorn

>>21023
Oh you'd do the same to me

I don't want to pick on Torc's faggot, I want to use this in game

>>21024
>you'd do the same to me
If that were the case, you'd still be hearing about the unicorn.
>I want to use this in game
For what?

>>21025
>We have an understanding
Oh... Okay. Nevermind then

>For what
Best not to disclose

>>21022
This
>>21023
This
>>21021
It's not I'm saying polygamy is okay...
Why am I wasting my typing? You wont listen
>>21024
Kek, he said it

Tay's faggot, I'm going to kill you
Let's put it this way.
Torc is socially akward from he years in the cave. Thanks to this, he has trouble saying "no"
Make sense?

>>21021
>either say polygamy is okay, or it isn't.
When did he say polygamy was okay?

>>21028
Well don't tell it to us. Tell it to Trollestia

>>21029
*happily shakes pony*
"I love you sweetie*

>>21028
I just wanted to help make you less awkeard m9

>>21031
Welp you made it worse
>>21030
She oouldn't know if you didn't tell her

>>21032
>Trollestia is not going to find out from Torcuil
You sure about that?

>>21032
Dont worry ill desensitize you to it.

>>21030
*clings*
"Where were you last night? I was looking for you..."

>>21033
I
Want
To
Die
>>21034
MADE IT WORSE

>>21035
Is she clinging in an adorable way?

"D'aww.

I was out in a grove in the forest. The battle, and especially what happened afterwards, really shook me."

OH
I JUST REALIZED WHY YOU'RE SALTY
>Mr. 30 year old virgin Torc has now fucked more people than trumpaladin
KEK

>>21038
Sure, that's totally the reason why. I wasn't playing 4d chess with you at all

>>21039
really? are you a time traveler too?

>>21040
"Time Traveller, I am not sure. But I did come from another dimension"

>>21039
Yeah sure

>>21041
Is jeb bush's wife really a mike pence in drag?

>>21037
She has all her hooves wrapped around his, and she's pressing her cheek against his chest
"...Hmmmm.. If you're ever troubled, just come tell me about it, and Ill listen to whatever it is. I am your waifu after all."

*coughs blood*
It's hard playing the female sometimes...

>>21043
*thunder roars in the distance*

>>21044
Tell me about it sister.

>>21043
"Pfft! Hell no. She's some illegal alien maid Jeb didn't want deported so he married her so she wouldn't. Beaner doesn't even speak English"

>>21044
I'm dead serious when I said there have been zero romantic advances of any kind on the unicorn.
That's actually kind of cute.
*Trumpaladin puts his arms over her*
"Tracy... to be honest... I am a bit Troubled. A bit troubled by you, and us, and the child"

>>21043
>>21045
Jeb!'s wife is a literal goblin. An arguably attractive goblin (for a goblin), but a goblin nonetheless.

>>21046
See >>21048

>>21047
Not this shit again

>>21050
But I want the characters to talk out their differences...

>>21048
Attractive? Did you smoke some of that weed? Do you have any more?

>>21047
*moves Trumpaladin's hand to her tummy and stares into his eyes*
"Can you feel it? Can you feel our foal inside of me?"

>>21052
For a goblin*

>>21051
Yeah, but not talk about the child again
Plz, I don't want to teach you again why abortion is bad

>>21053
Well thats adorable as hell

Are the baths cold or hot?