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What about the foosball table?

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>>21258
intimidation check to get his attention and make him listen to me.
"calm down!"

>>21262
There is no sign of the foosball table. e_e
quick jump cut-to
The path leads throughout the ant lair, eventually working its way up to and out of the hole that used to be the main entrance to the hive. More bodies and bits are strewn about, with no signs of life at all.
Spoiler alert, the ant hive is kill and, oh I don't know but just maybe the Dog is now loose again, and without Kefka to keep it in check.
Bravo, golf clap for you.
>>21264
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!? WHERE AM I?!"

>>21265
Can I answer that or just Inferius

"You are in the Trump Tower. You were killed along with your comrades and Korak when you all attempted to rob us. We revived you with the power of Football. We want to give you a second chance on life"

>>21265
Can we both answer?

>>21265
>foosball table gone
>entire culture is kill
"..... F..."
Continues down tunnel to look for the ant-eating puppy, because why not?

>>21268
Follow tracks, rather.

>>21269
The dog has left, the evidence of that is clear given the increasing size of the tunnels. It appears that the Dog, upon reconstituting to a moderate size, went on a feeding frenzy throughout the hive, and when it had eaten/killed the last of the ants, got bored and escaped through the only apparent exit, given that the ants patched up the hole that used to lead to the Tower's treasure room.
>>21266
He doesn't seem to have the faintest idea what Trump Tower is,... cuz why would he?

>>21271
Fuck! That thing grows quickly.
Continue following the puppy.

>>21271
"Um... that giant floating thing your party tried to capture? Anyways, what's important is that we are seeking your cooperation"

>>21273
Lenos walks by and quips "Yeah, cuz a guy in a state of complete hysteria is going to be open to parlay."
>>21272
You emerge from the hole back near the starting point, inside the walled circle. The wall now has a huge hole in one side, in the north-west section, and there is no sign of the Terrasque.

>>21274
*sighs*

Cast CALM EMOTIONS

>>21275
I wanted to do a big batch of these today...

>>21274
To Lenos

"you got any tranquilizers or... anything?"
I'll even take the damned marijuana

>>21275
Huzzah!
The pirate visibly calms, and stops flailing about. "Where is Korak? Why am I here?" he asks.
NOW is the point at which you can attempt to reason with him. I'm going to assume you say all the things you attempted earlier and,....
"What is this "Football"? Why are you holding me? (again) Where is Korak?"
T -30 minutes remaining

>>21277
"Yep," he passes a lit joint.

>>21280
Uhm, what did you mean by that?

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>>21274
>no sign of the Terrasque.
No footprints, broken structures or smells? Well, it couldn't just disappear.
Nightmare/Pony senses activate:
Rolling Spot, Search, Listen, and Scent to pick up any sign of it, as she searches around for the Doggo Jr.
Tracy once again puts her snout to the ground and flares all her senses as she looks for the puppy.
(Warpony get's +5 on Spot and Listen checks: Tracy does get that bonus, right?)

>>21281
i said that to thez before i went to the forges

>>21282
>spot
You spot a trail of unearthed grass, leading to a path of toppled trees, leading to the gaping hole I just mentioned.
>search
See above
>listen
Nothing strikes you
>scent
It went that-away (see above)
>>21283
Right, I got that, but I fail to see how it applies to this context. If you're waiting for her to show back up, she hasn't yet.

>>21278
Offer lit joint
Damn that feels gross
"Korak is dead. We intended him to be an ally on our cause, but he tried to rob us, so we had to kill him. Football the magical force that guides all good in the universe and helped to resurrect you. If by holding you here, it's because this is where you were resurrected at. If you mean why are we physically restrained, it is because you were hysterical earlier. I guess it is not necessary if you are calmer now."

>>21284
Follow the trail to find the lost puppy.

>>21282
From the hole in the NW wall, you can see there's a short cliff leading off into a thick forest, not in the same direction as but connected to the same section of forest that Trollestia's grove is located.
>>21285
He takes the joint, and smokes that shit. His panic is replaced by suspicion and distrust. "I remember now, yeah we were gonna rob you, cuz you lot robbed us first, AFTER the good Captain tried to strike a fair and proper deal with you."

>>21284
i didnt know if you saw it or not.

>>21287
"kek the GOOD captain you hear that trump hahahahahaha. korak was a slaver kid."

>>21287
>Does not know that Slovenia is at the tower
".. Oh, fuck me..!" She says once again, as she continues down the trail.

>>21288
Yes sorry, I misquoted the reply. This was for you. >>21237 in reply to >>21236
>>21286
Tracy is out of time for the time being (you travelled to the dungeon, searched throughout the ant hill sufficient to determine generally what had happened, exited in the walled area, searched around and followed the trail, and are now standing on a cliff face overlooking a retreating trail,... that should have taken hours).

>>21287
"Now hol' up! Hol' up! I tried to strike a fair and proper deal with the captain. I talked to him. It was an entirely different person who went and robbed your ship, and he did so without my knowledge or consent. He was motivated by a revulsion to the slave trade. I am and have been faithful in all of my deals and trades, including with your former captain. And though there may be no more practice of the slave trade, don't worry. There are other profitable industries.

>>21289
"Also what Inferius said. The gold he tried to steal is not our gold. It belongs to the people of Port Barry"

>>21289
"You think I don't know that? He didn't kill people, that's for sure!"

>>21292
Profit! FINALLY!
"Alright, now you have my attention."

>>21291
>out of time
Okay...
Stop to have lunch.

>>21293
"whats wrong with killing people?"
*evil glare*

Also, were we going to do anything on the campaign tomorrow? I feel like I fucked up something...
>tfw your jerky comes to life and ends an entire civilization of insectoids in one day

>>21297
rip potato.

>>21298
I thought he was already dead?

>>21296
"Ye ask me, nothin'. Korak was different though. He never killed a man who didn't try and kill him first,... although we were always trying to steal their stuff,.... He was good to his men though, never left a one of us behind, and fought tooth and nail even to the last or newest of the crew."
>>21297
Don't sweat it, the cat is out of the bag. Besides, the Terrasque meta spoiler has gone into hybernation. You won't hear from it again until I feel like being a dick.
T -10 minutes. I'll be back tonight ~10:45p

>>21300
>has gone into hibernation
"... Well, that's a problem for another day!" Tracy says, as she grows tired of looking for the puppy and turns back towards the tower, whistling nonchalantly as she goes.

>>21296
"Inferius? What. No. Staph. That's the sort of response I expect out of Tracy. Killing people who have not harmed first is wrong... Communists aren't people"

>>21294
"Oh you have no idea what sorts of grand new profits await. We killed Kefka. Killed his pet too. Interstate commerce will open up new opportunities you cannot even imagine. I have a few ideas now. If you could tell me what you are good at, maybe you could work on commission."

>>21300
"Don't misunderstand me. I respect that about Korak. How loyal he was to you all. We killed him only because he took our tower. I understand that one of our party wronged you all by attacking you and violated your trust, but please do not place his indiscretion on all of us. I have been and intend to be nothing but fair and faithful."

>>21300
*infernuis goes back to the forge and gets the sword and takes them to town*
"tell thez where i go if she ask where me is"

>>21303
Tracy would also head off to the forge as soon as she got back, pretending she didn't see anything.

>>21301
Just the response I was hoping for. Ur dungeon is still wrecked tho.
>>21302
"I'll tell you what, if'n there's profit involved, and ye swear you're not just gonna kill me when I drop my guard, I'll consider your offer."
>>21303
As a matter of fact, you run right into her. "Hey, I was just coming to see you. Hey, that's one of Lenos'! However did you convince him to let YOU have it?" she asks suggestively.
>>21305
That will have to wait.

Later folks!
>GM out

>>21304
"I see. Inferius, I think these may not be bad people. Not even Korak. We really did violate their trust when Torcuil and one of his girlfriends attacked them"

>>21306
"Kill you? Well if I did that then no one else would be willing to work for me, and it'd eliminate repeat business with you. No, you can trust me. And I tell you that we need expert sailors, we need warriors, we need people who can capture magical beasts and handle them. We've entered a new era of trade and commerce. I think you've seen what I did with Port Barry. Your new life will be far more profitable than the last"

>>21306
"ana me take to weapon shop to get finished, so me can get you present"

>>21305
*happy Paladin noises*
"Hey little pony! Where've you been? I think we may have just gained a sailor. Or mercenary. I'm not sure yet, but success I think!"
\r

>>21309
"I was just chasing some weird dog that made a mess down south. I never caught it though..." *averts gaze*

I g2g for now

>>21309
"so trump you want free psyche evaluation?"

>>21311
Kek. You have no idea what I had planned and was writing for response to the Tracy entry

"Of who?"

>>21312
"well me know it hard being leader so. for you."

>>21313
"If you had asked me last night, I would have said yes. But at the moment - just this moment - I feel like all is looking bright and I am at peace. So no thank you. Don't worry though. You'll probably get your chance soon enough"

>>21314
"as dokter infernuis MNO me say me glad your brain clean"

>>21315
"Well thank you. And thank you for helping out with the pirate. I think we can repeat the same with the other 23. Maybe even with Korak himself"

>>21316
just so you know we are probabaly causing another time paradox right now
"you really think bringing (((korak))) back is a good idea"

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Awww shit
Forgot I'm gonna have a different IP
Hi fellow faggots

>>21320
hello floridian.

>>21321
???????????

>>21322
?

>>21323
>floridian
It's Torcuil's faggot you dumbass

>>21324
i know you dumbass i was calling you a native of florida.

>>21324
You told us all you were Floridian and lived in an area struck by the Hurricane a couple months ago

>>21326
this.

>>21326
this.

>>21325
Mais pourquoi?
>>21326
Fuck, you won. I had forgot
Can i have a tldr

>>21329
tracys faggot unleashed a 2nd terasque
>>21329
nein.

>>21330
God-diddly fucking-damnit Tracy

>>21331
she thought keeping a piece of it was a good idea.

Trips

>>21329
It was mostly GM punishing us for doing stupid things, saying "just do that, I dare you. See what happens." Tracy tried to operate a hand crossbow, but shot herself in the leg. Fortunately, a friendly Paladin was aroun to remove the arrow and healed her wounds. Then raped her.

I got the amazing idea of resurrecting the pirates, so I ran a test on one. It was a lot of time of the pirate screaming and running around hysterically before I finally gave up and cast calm emotions. Inferius helped. Fortunately, I discovered that the pirates actually just felt like we had betrayed them when a certain someone and one of his consorts attacked them. They just want money, and can be reasoned with and will work with us.

Meanwhile, Tracy's faggot spent twenty minutes insisting that she got a piece of the Tarrasque and put it in her bag. So when she got to the rape dungeon, she discovered the piece had grown into a small tarrasque that destroyed much of her dungeon, and genocided all of the ants. All of them. It is now big and free in the Forrest. Tracy spent like two hours trying to track it down, but failed.

>>21334
>now big and free in the Forrest.
The Tarrasque can hibernate for years: it won't come back unless GM feels like releasing it upon us.

>>21335
Then again, if the football spell were somehow undone, would there be two Tarrasque?

>>21336
You want to cut the football into 20 pieces, to see if we can get 21 Tarrasque?

>>21334

Retards
I gtg so see y'all tomorrow night

>>21337
>>21336
i will murder you both before that happens.

>>21338
I discovered the key to unlocking the greatest loot of the Korak kill, be happy
>>21339
You know I won't do that. I'm not the one who has to take body samples from every magical beast that is slain, as well as eating it to see what it does.

>>21337
That's the stupidest thing I can imagine...

>>21340
as in his zombie crew?

>>21340
I wasn't completely inconsiderate about it. I was operating under the thought that detatched pieces of the Tarrasque decay and die like normal, like it's limbs when severed (it can put them back on though).

>>21343
Yes. Possibly he himself as well, although i do not know how that would go down

>>21342
You know... If Kefka was able to control it

>>21344
It's a magic thing. You want to eat it for magical powers, but you also assume it's going to behave as if it didn't have magical properties, especially since it's regenerative properties were well known and since GM explicitly told us during the fight the only way to keep it dead was to seal it.

Just don't assume you know what the flesh of x evil entity does. One of these days you'll go eat some magical who knows what, and then discover its flesh is poisonous, or a natural abortifacient after it's too late.

>>21344
what if it would have grew in your stomach?

>>21346
THIS
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>>21345
> x evil entity does.
Tarrasque isn't an evil creature: it just lacks the consciousness to know the difference.

>>21348
It's not safe to eat or safe to keep body parts of.

Honestly I think we haven't heard the last of the consequences of the demon jew blood

>>21349
There's still Soros's intestines...

>>21350
Burn it! You might piss off the Golden Lady. Or who knows what. Just burn it. Gas it first if necessary

>>21350
Fuck. Don't tell GM

>>21352
I already told him earlier..
I was unironically going to use both parts as ingredients for sausages.
>>21351
>Burn it
It's fireproof.
>Gas it
It can't be poisoned.

>>21353
"there is another more "esoteric" way to kill it."

>>21353
Get rid of it, get rid of it quickly. And no I don't mean eating it, that may poison the child. And don't bring it up again. Seal it in a magical container so it can't get out

>>21354
>"esoteric"
There is only one way.

>>21350
>>21353
"C- can i eat some?"

>>21357
"Sure!"

>>21357
"That's Jew! It's poisonous! It will turn you into one in part"

>>21358
"Don't poison teammates!"

>>21356
"REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

>>21357
"NO!!"

>>21359
Nah. Taylor is part Celestial. I doubt it would have that large of a detrimental effect.
>>21361
>Doesn't know why there's a cow on the bottle
>>21360
Can't you just remove the poison if it's a problem? That's what Paladin's are for.

>>21358
>>21362
"Give me some tracy"