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Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
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>>20754It could work, I don't get the impression Taylor is into outlandish clothes (I could be wrong tho)
>>20753uh... Is this a Barry situation or one of us...>>20754>>20755Probably should just burn the clothes so it doesn't harm public perception
>>20755It's her choice if she wants it. I'm saving it anyway.
I've saved all the clothes of every individual killed so far, even your co-workers (didn't have a place to put their bodies though).
>>20756Nah.. idgaf
>>20757A queen has to look the part. Even a queen of edge
>>20758And this was not to refer to Tay or her clothing
>>20759I blame Thez. Let the record show I always spell his name right.
>>20760>>20758It is a good way to make an entrance,....
>>20759Hey man its your fault for not picking an english character.
>>20764*cough* This *cough*
>>20763All I'm sayin' is a Paladin's waifu needs to be conscious of style
>>20757Actually, if he has any jewelry, can I have it?
>>20764That's a good point. How does one pronounce Torcuil? I've been thinking "Torque-will", but I'm open to correction.
>>20766I thought it was Tourcil?
Tor-soul
>>20767>>20766Shit. Now
I am unsure how it's spelled
Before the next session, the party should focus on producing some items for everyone, especially the noobs with no magic items. Taylor could craft a Horn of Valhalla and a Lyre of Building at her level. Trump could use a shield of any kind. Idk how Norfilly is going to play, but she needs some sort of charm to keep a single scratch from ever getting to her.
>>20764Burn
>>20765He wore earrings, if you really want them.
>>20766Cydaquil should just namefag until everyone remembers.
>>20763>>20764>>20766Spelling: Torcuil
>now this is a guessPronouncation: Torquill
Just because a varient is "Torquil"
>>20769>reeeeeeeeeeee >>20766I thought it was tor- coolie
>>20769Uh... Are earrings the only jewelry?
I have the ring shield and the sword is two handed, so no need for a shield, but any other buff is awesome
>>20771>The name really does sound like "NyQuil"Aww
>>20774>Are earrings the only jewelry?I never saw anything else in any pictures of him.
None of his items were magic.
>>20769Trump has the Bees knees
Kefka appears to have had a variety of pearls and gems, and what looks like a
cough masculine garter, at least by the pic Tracy posted
>>20774Vandereim or Sugoito are both bastard-type swords (1 or 2 handed)
>>20777Boop-check
>>20776I can handle this
Speaking of mount, Torc needs to talk to her.
>>20777Checked
>>20779Definitely taking Pearls and some item of jewelry
So... Can I have multiple shields?
>>20778>None of his items were magicThat's just fine
>>20780Not to be a troll
kek but you should know by now where to find her,....
>>20781Not if you want to use a weapon
>>20782Top Fucking Kek
I shit you not, I fully intended to hand Trollestia a statement charging her rent if she wasn't going to be helpful finding the unicorn
>>20782>whisperingWell i don't so help a faggot out
>>20785The Tower stablesSo you venture to the tower stables, where Troll is calmly munching from a pile of bananas.
>>20784You're the one who first suggested it!
>>20785THE STABLES!
I swear I go to talk to her more than you do
>MFW I thought I was gonna have to scramble to come up with material and continuity for the storyline,... and here it is being literally spoon-fed to me
>>20788What can Tracy do during this time warp?
>>20787Yeah but Torc has fucked her more than Trump>>20786"Trollestia, can I akk a favor of you?"
>>20789She can pick up the special shoes Lenos made
>>20790"Certainly good sir, what can I help you with?"
>>20790*Tourcil has been fucked by her
>>20789Be lubby dubby with her husbando?
>>20791*picks up shoes*
Tracy thanks Lenos and slips him a bundle of weed from the forest.
She then appraises the shoes.
>>20792Did he leave the forest yet?
>>20791"I need you to watch Norfilly while I go for a while. Can you do that?"
>>20794If I can RP the morning. I need to ask Slovenia something and then ask Fae something
>>20793>weedREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>20793They're specially designed, one shoe having a rounded 'sole', the other a flattened one, to allow a hoers both the necessary striking points that would normally be available with a forging hammer. They require the hoers to be able to stand upright, but that's not a problem with Tracy. "I recommend being in your uber flaming and shit mode for greater efficacy," he says rolling a phatty and sparking it.
>>20795"I'd be delighted!"
>>20796If you'd like to do that now, I'll be around for the next hour or so.
>>20793"You'll still need someone to hold the piece with a pair of tongs, but I'm always here unless business demands me elsewhere."
>>20801"Also remember, you're a noob at forging. It takes lots of practice."
>>20798Let's do it now so I can be back with the rest of the party for stuff
Is her head on my leg?
>>20803Yes, she's sleeping soundly, and your leg is numb.
>>20801"Mam, you're under arrest for possession of marijuana with intent to distribute"
>>20802can lennos make me a item that lets me breath in a vacuum?
also im awake from the coma.
>>20801He- hey tracy how long have you known that hottie torc?
>>20805Sod off, you have no jurisdiction
>>20806He raises an eyebrow. "I could,... what are you planning?"
>>20807"MMmmfff. Hmm? Oh, its you. I must have fallen asleep while we were talking. Its so nice to have company, please excuse me."
>>20809Would she be offended if I pet her head?"I know the feeling. It's okay. Um... could you move your head a bit"
*tries to move leg*
>>20809me go to bad place to retreve strong item for thez. oh can you keep that a secret?
>>20808>that hottie torcYou mean the older guy with the book full of memes? A couple months, I guess. It get's hard to keep track of time around here.
>>20810"Oh, yes of course," she says a bit embarrassed. As you move your leg, the sensation of PINS AND NEEDLES shoots through your leg.
>>20811"What KIND of 'bad place'?"
>>20809>No jurisdictionThere you go sounding like that damned federal judge in El Paso.
Absolutely changing that
>>20815His eyes narrow. "Spill it."
>>20814>trying to separate a Dragon from his smokesEnjoy dissolving in a fiery pool of napalm.
>>20812Hes a total grey fox, h- has he said anything about me?
>>20816"why you so interested in where me go?"
>>20813Gah. I guess I'm not walking for several minutes. Try to move leg to make it more mobile
"You like company don't you? How would you like to come back to our party's stables. Or if you want a proper room, and I mean nice rooms, we can spare those as well"
*pet behind ears*
>>20817Saint Nixon, who is the Patron Saint of the War on Drugs, is also the Patron Saint of Napalm. Bring it on!
>>20818"Not much really. He's rather reserved, compared to the rest of these psychopaths
(inb4 tu quoque), although he does speak up when he sees fit. He spend a lot of his time in his cave somewhere scribbling memes into one of his books."
>>20821>Challenging LenosYou reap what you sow, m8...
>>20822"Do you know where his cave is i want to get in his robe."
>>20819"You realize you're asking me to make you an item that only I could make, while asking me to keep a secret from the only person in this group who could single-handedly kill me (
especially if she was pissed), while talking about jumping planes. I'm gonna need more than your assurances, especially because I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into."
>>20820"This grove is nice and peaceful, but the lack of interaction is rather depressing. I'm not one for isolation; so long as I don't wind up in chains again, I could see venturing forth."
>>20825"okay me tell you, me go to the negative energy plane."
>>20827His jaw hits the floor. "Whatever for?! That's madness! No one goes there
deliberately!"
>>20824"
His robe? I never bothered looking for his cave, although it doesn't sound difficult to find. It might be easier to just wait for him at the tower though; he's always coming in and out."
>>20827>>20829>>20830*ears twitch*
>>20830Lenos' jaw somehow drops through the floor and extends outside the tower for a moment. He composes himself. "Pray tell, what do you intend to DO with a voidstone?"
>>20835Shhh, we'll get to that, but this is a 1on1 convo...
How do Knowledge ranks work? What kind of bonuses do you get for increasing them? I can't figure it out.
>>20824>>20836>louder sustaned screamingAlso it's a kilt, get it right
>>20825CALL MOUNT
"Our tower is safe and secure. All of the elves Korak held are there right now. There's several people there, including another Unicorn, although she is a celestial. It was Tracy who found you, correct? The Blue Pony? She's there too. Sometimes. Come with me, we can provide you accommodations. Better than out here where there are who knows what dangers"
>>20840Im coming to suck that dick boi
>>20837Isn't Tracy still in the forge? She's respectfully eavesdropping.
>>20836"Well, I probably could, but it sounds like a lot of work to go through for just a robe."
>>20839Same as other ranks. You're more likely to pass difficult questions when you have more ranks in knowledge during a knowledge check
>>20843I dont want to take his robe i said i wanted to Get In It, i wanna fug torc.
>>20838"You incredible,... she's got a ring you know, its made out of one of your horns.
TBH, I don't either. That sort of thing always seemed a role-play element to me. I suppose it could represent gained knowledge from having lived in an environment, but again that seems like a role-play element. Example: Knowledge - Mountains could give a character an understanding of what sorts of monsters are likely to be encountered, or how to traverse effectively, but that doesn't seem something one would leave up to skill points or die rolls.
>>20841After a few moments, Fae touches down a few feet away. "Yes Trump, you have need of me?"
>>20843Fair point, but its hard to eavesdrop while carrying on a conversation about
ahem Torcuil's clothing.
Sorry, forgot to separate Lenos' statement with a quote to reply to Tracy's question, because I'm still astounded at how Infernius is still carrying on with this one.
>>20846"yea but me want to get her best stone to go with."
>>20849"And you want to go with a stone thats sole function is to annihilate whatever it comes into contact with?? That's BEYOND absurd!"
"Assuming you don't get yourself killed in the process, which you will (and me along with you, for going along with it), you want to give her a ring that has a veritable black hole attached to it?"
>>20848He's playing his character GM>>20846"Hello Fae! Nice to see you this morning. Fae, meet Slovenia. She was rescued from Korak's ship. She's been here a few days. Slovenia, meet Fae. She is my trusted Paladin's Mount, having helped me in many battles, and my trusted Priest.
Fae, we need the way back to the tower, I don't know it myself"
Is Slovenia too large to ride on Fae's back? I believe you said that Slovenia herself is large enough to be a Paladin's Mount, like a light warpony >>20850"it what ben tell me about when i ask about special gems"
>>20845>i wanna fug torc*cocks eyebrow, but nods understandingly and makes a slight grin*
"A snare-trap would be quicker, but I'll see if I can find the time to help you out later."
>>20846I was wondering about that when I was reading some creatures' bonuses in arcana knowledge and Planes Knowledge. Do knowledge ranks account for any kind of insight boost for cinematic purposes?
>>20851If Trumpaladin can get Tracy, he can solve the stone issue