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Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
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>>20856>for thatFor what?
Also, Tracy sleeps in a dungeon. She's got to have at least one rank in it.
>>20852I know, and I'm playing Lenos. He hasn't said "No", and he realizes full well that Infernius could go it alone.
>Grove"Yes, I recognize you(her). I am pleased to see you weren't eaten by the Blue one. I cannot carry both, but being a gentleman, I assume you wouldn't mind walking?" she says with a wink.
"That won't be necessary, I would prefer to walk if you don't mind," Slovenia replies.
>>20853"Oh they're special alright," she mutters, then sighs. "Look. Let me state plainly. This is probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard of. For one, you won't need a breathing apparatus, and for two, if you ARE set on this course,
I'm going with you. And don't think you're going to run off solo either, you're not the only one who can shift planes."
>>20854I suppose they can, it hasn't really come up in any game I've ran though. I mean, it might give a slight bonus to deciphering scripts, but again,....
>>20857its to know about the monsters in the dungeons
>>20858i thought i was talking to lennos?
>>20860You are talking to Lenos. Who do you think taught Torcuil about being a Mystic Theurge?
>>20861ok i was confused you said she.
>>20858"why you want go with me?"
>>20858"Of Course, it's good to walk. I just don't know the way back... I've never been this far out."
*Trumpaladin stands up, falls over when he puts weight on his numb leg, then gets back up and places a hand on Fae to help support himself*
Ask this question to Fae. All of this is said in such a way that Slovenia is not intended to hear it, though she could hear it if she tried:
"While I am loathe to admit it, you know more about Football than I. Tell me more about this prophecy. You say it foretold of the child? What... what exactly is the child's role in that prophesy?"
>>20861>>20863Just get me aware of Inferius's quest, and in the room with Tracy, and I can handle the stone issue
Oh you motherfuckers. Alright, gimme a sec.
>I can't CALL MOUNT Tracy
If that were enforced by GM, it would absolutely make mounting Tracy worth it
>>20864Lenos takes a phatty hit from the J, consuming the rest of it, and without blowing it out he says with a strained voice. "Because I'm not any good at lying, and I couldn't possibly hide that if she started asking questions, and if I admitted to allowing you to go alone
regardless of whether you came back alive, I can be certain that I'll end up dead as well," he says, finally blowing the hit out.
>>20865"The texts are vague, and vary from translation to translation. It is said however that the child may one day bear the weight of the world."
>>20869This
>>20854NO TRAPS FOR TORC
>>20866Oh god, the images
>shudderAlso, how old does everyone thing torc is?
>grey fox my ass >>20871I have him in his 30's, maybe early 40's
>>20871Wizards have complex starting age, and you said he was married, before he had to live in a cave for years, so I guessed in his 30-50's.
>>20871>>20872Thats totally grey fox age.
>>20875Yeah, he'd have a bit of grey ESP if he was married Xp
>>20870*starts walking*
"I think we should go now, since there are things I need to do today. We'll get you a nice room and food Slovenia"
"Uh.. Bear the weight of the world? Let me just ask you straight up. Does he leave the world in a better condition than when he found it, or try to?"
Age: 32 when he got transported into the game
Look: pic 1
Kilt pattern: pic 2
Just to clear that up for new players
>>20878Not that dimension. The chances of it killing you are reasonably high>>20880Kek, we know you don't look that charming
>>20881Well I don't
But Torc isn't based on me
>everyone is not posting cause they want trips
[1d20 = 15]>>20877"I don't know how much more I can say on the matter. The prophecy pertains to Football, so we can conclude that it is a good thing."
>Lenos"Even if you succeed, what are you going to say? "Oh, look at this rock of obliteration I happened across in the road! I'm going, try and stop me."
>>20885"Alright then... I guess I will try to have faith..."
*proceed walking to tower with Fae and Slovenia*
I would absolutely ask Slovenia a billion more questions about herself, but I'll try to have mercy.
Also, can Fae be promoted 3 levels? What classes can she have? I wanted her to have something like Cleric, and have already one or two levels in it, but I don't know if NPCs, especially monster types, can take that. Maybe she can be an Expert?
>>20885"me tell her the truth me conquered a dimension for her, me appreciate you coming. you strong."
[1d20 = 4]>>20890I could see giving her one level given her background and personality, she did aid in the Nerd/Dog fight, but only one since she never successfully attacked.
>>20891Lenos facepalms. "I'm certain she's not going to see it that way."
>to Infernius"Make all necessary preparations. I've never been to that particular plane, so I can't tell you what to expect."
>>20892She's a Dragonne. It's a sort of cross between a lion and a dragon that looks like a giant winged-brass-scaled Lion. What would you run from?
>>20893Aww, but you said NPCs gain three levels from the fight
>>20893"okay me be right back me need to drop off gift first."
>>20895I was thinking more about the citizens.
>>20896"Of all the literally bull-headed,...." can be heard as you wander off.
Well, I guess I know what I've got to prepare for.
>>20894Lions and Unicorns are considered enemies irc
>>20899'Cuz you know where she is?
>>20900They were, but then 1707 happened, and 2014 could not undo it
>>20901Um... Any chance I could be back for the stone thing?
>>20901i dont, i go and call out to her.
>>20902Doubtful, but I can't say for certain. Trust me, I'm gonna THOROUGHLY explore the full scope of possibility on THIS shit.
>>20902"The unicorn is an enemy to the lion, wherefore, as soon as ever a lion sees a unicorn, he runs to a tree for succor, so that, when the unicorn makes force at him, he may not only avoid his horn but also destroy the unicorn, for, in the swiftness of his course, the unicorn runs against the tree wherein his sharp horn sticks fast. Then, when the lion sees the unicorn fastened by his horn, he falls upon him and kills him."
>>20903Ponimaru appears from the shadows behind you. "If you're looking for Thez, I believe you'll find her engaged with the Fight Club in the whore-house."
>>20905Quit starting drama, there's quite enough of THAT at the moment!
>>20907"perfect, thank you ninja hoers. what your name?"
i dont think infernuis ever knew he could talk >>20905Ah, but you're forgetting what happened since:
"The Articles of the UNION as they passed with Amendments in the Parliament of Scotland,
and ratified by the Touch of the Royal Scepter at Edinburgh, January 16, 1707, by James
Duke of Queensbury, her Majesty’s High Commissioner for that Kingdom.
I. ‘That the two Kingdoms of (fn. 1) Scotland and England, shall, upon the first Day of May
next ensuing the Date hereof, and for ever after, be united into one Kingdom by the Name
of Great-Britain, and that the Ensigns Armorial of the said united Kingdom, be such as her
Majesty shall appoint; and the Crosses of St. Andrew and St. George be conjoined in such a
manner as her Majesty shall think fit, and used in all Flags, Banners, Standards, and Ensigns,
both at Sea and Land"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY >>20908"I have no name, but you can refer to me as Ponimaru," he says with a short, stiff bow. You notice he's wearing Thez' martial belt from way back before she enacted the travel ban. I'd mentioned that before, I just wanted to reiterate it.
>>20910"have you heard of the 2 major religions spreading through out the area?"
>>20912"Dude, you had best be on your way," he says rolling his eyes, and momentarily acting uncharacteristically informal.
>>20914"alright alright we converse about this in the future." i sprint to the whorehouse."
>>20914>>20915>I'm definitely not catching InferiusI wonder if Tracy would say anything
>>20915Upon entering, you find Thez beating the holy piss out of a partiularly large fighter (for visualization, use the image {not the idea} of the Muscle Mage, mixed with the scene in Fight Club where the Main char decides to destroy something beautiful).
I guarantee this isn't happening in the next 3 minutes.
>>20917>>20918i wait untill her turn is over.
could you fast foward through her fight to save time? >>20919Nope, I gotta go! And thank Elway for that!
>GM out >>20909Aye, but dats not mythology
>>20917Kek
So, Torc decides to go back to the tower
>>20907Ponimaru can speak common?
>>20909The Unicorn/Lion thing stems back further than just British history.
>>20926So? British history affects the way it is
now, not before
>>20920GM, I promise you, just give me an ordinary glove, a bag, a shining piece of Obsidian, a character of Evil alignment, and either the ability to plane shift to any weird plane OR Pyrotechnics, and I can get Inferius his "void stone" without him, Tracy, or Lenos getting killed in the process
>>20925"Hi Taylor, whats up?"
>>20928B-but its mythology, bot historical or political
>>20928I'd do this shit myself, but I am playing the group Paladin
>>20929>>20926I don't care. Fae and Slovenia are not fighting. That's the end of it. Fae isn't even a lion, she just looks like one.
\r
>>20929"I wanted to know if you maybe wanted [mumbles]"
*subtle sounds of a snare trap being set*
>>20933I said did you maybe want to go take a bath? w- we can use water.*turns away as her face turns red*
>>20934Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
*subtle sounds of multiple other snare traps being set in indeterminate locations*
>>20936"Uhhhh"
Torc turns red, not unlike Trump's ban messages.
"I guess?"Torc makes a mental not oo get new friends
>>20939L- lets go *begins to tremble uncontrollably*
>>20941Thats who i think about evertime infernuis does anything.
>>20944*Gets to the bath house and disrobes* w-w-well this is me.
>>20945I SAID NO TRAPS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>20947Then don't quote trap comic.
>I mm highly uncomfortable >>20949"Kek your supposed to be"
>>20949*From a distance, you hear as if whispered into your ear DO IT*
*subtle sounds of poisoned darts being rigged, for no reason*
>>20953Kek
>>20955STAHP
>>20956>Torc drops the kilt cloakOnly to reveal a second kilt