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Wild Nuts
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20349
20351
NO HOMO
Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
1139 replies and 76 files omitted.
Anonymous
xGDaz
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No.21365
21367 21369 21370
>>21363
"you get glued if you even think about taking my "beef sausage"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21366
>>21363
Stop underestimating evil shit! It's demon Jew. Physical removal is the only cure for that poison

>>21364
"That has Jew AIDS! Don't!"
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21367
21368 21380
IMG_5614.JPG
>>21364
*offers kosher sausage*
>>21365
"Get your mind out of the gutter, pervert! I'm married."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21368
21371
>>21367
*bitch smacks pony*
"Bad Tracy! Do NOT poison teammates"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21369
>>21365
"Inferius! Grab the sausage before it poisons someone!"
Anonymous
LlFTN
?
No.21370
21372 21373
>>21365
"I wonder how horse haggis is"
Trump gib flag
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21371
21372 21481
>>21368
[sad pony noises]
"It didn't poison me, and I had like twelve feet of it raw. How do you know it's poison?"
*runs off with sausage*
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21372
21374
>>21371
*sighs*
"Every time I think we are going to work out together, that this can work, I am reminded why it will not..."

said with a sort of sad dullness, because it's the same shit as before
"Please do not risk harming the child by consuming Demon Jew Blood"

Starts to walk away

>>21370
I thought I did? Do you not want Scotland?
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21373
21374
>>21370
I thought haggis was only sheep. Can it be other things, aside for Torcuil of course?
Anonymous
LlFTN
?
No.21374
>>21372
I didn't know you had
>>21373
Sheep haggis is good as fuck, and I think there is beef haggis so maybe
Anonymous
LlFTN
?
No.21375
21376 21377 21379
>there is vegetarian haggis
WHY THOUGH
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21376
21377 21378
>>21359
>That's Jew! ... It will turn you into one in part
This is nonsense. Soros's eat's mostly Christian children, but that doesn't make him a Christian child.
>>21375
So gays can pretend to be real Scotsmen.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21377
21379
871.gif
>>21375
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

>>21376
Because Christian Blood doesn't work the way Demon Jew Blood does
Anonymous
LlFTN
?
No.21378
>>21376
Kek, I'm using that
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21379
21381 21382
>>21377
Point taken. Although it wasn't just Soro's blood that changed Tracy, but Thez's too.
>>21375
What's it even made of?
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21380
21382
>>21367
*Eats*
Anonymous
LlFTN
?
No.21381
>>21379
Apperantly nuts and vegitables
>pukes
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21382
21383 21384
>>21380
*smacks jewdog out of Tay's hands*
"I am not going through all that bullshit again"

>>21379
The Thez blood was the devilish power from the Golden Lady, not Thez herself. It's still a sort of evil that is both impure in its very existence and also could have harmful effects further reaching than you know
2yO0Y
?
No.21383
21384 21386 21387 21388
[1d20 = 2]
>>21382
Reflex save.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21384
21385 21390
>>21383
>>21382
*grapples jewdog*
xGDaz
?
No.21385
21386
[1d20 = 11]
>>21384

Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21386
>>21383
Looks like a fail

>>21385
Looks like a win
Anonymous
LlFTN
?
No.21387
>>21383
Top fuckin kek
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21388
21389 21391
>>21383
He didn't roll to sunder in the first place.
Reminder, since he doesn't have Improved sunder, this provokes an attack of opportunity (you can get a free shot)
yzI4X
?
No.21389
21392
[1d20 = 18]
>>21388
So? Inferius won either way. Kike.

Bitch slaps pony
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21390
21481
>>21384
You don't grapple hand-held objects, you sunder them.
2yO0Y
?
No.21391
21394 21395
[1d20 = 13]
>>21388
Shoots trumpadin in the knee
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21392
21394 21396
>>21389
She already ran off with the rest off the sausages after you hit her: long gone.
Anonymous
LlFTN
?
No.21393
Torc activates his shield to hide from the bullshit
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21394
>>21391
Use your last bullet? Alrighty then.

Heal serious wounds

>>21392
Fine. Bitch slaps Tracy's Faggot
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21395
21397
>>21391
And I was going to go find more bullets for you, since I thought I knew where to get them
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21396
1503218062010.gif
>>21392
Well meet up later.
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21397
21398
>>21395
"Aw come on trump be nice."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21398
21399
>>21397
"Tay! This stuff literally grafts onto your DNA and makes you part Jew! It's very dangerous to eat. More dangerous than the preservatives they normally put in this stuff"
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21399
21400
>>21398
"Its a means to an end trump."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21400
21401
>>21399
"Is that end literally being a Jew? It's very dangerous... Corruption will destroy you far surer and far quicker than failure on the battlefield. Keep a strong constitution or else you will falter."
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21401
21402
>>21400
"It a means to spread our grasp upon the universe"
yzI4X
?
No.21402
21403
>>21401
"Well, I'm a bit worried that it will just expand the bad parts of the universe's grasp on us.

But never mind that. I have a proposition that I believe will interest you. Kefka had essentially the whole planet in an Empire he controlled from his Court City, with all other cities being vassals. I believe that if we can seize the Court City for ourselves, we'll get some portion of that empire. I don't know what to expect there, or what exactly will happen after we take it, but I believe venturing there is the next step in our quest to expand our influence across the planet"
\r
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21403
21406
>>21402
"Then i defently need that jewdog to take the cities that disrespect us"
Anonymous
LlFTN
?
No.21404
21405 21406 21407
>whistles in not-being-a-jew
When is GM coming back
xGDaz
?
No.21405
21409
>>21404
like 10:30
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21406
21408 21409
>>21403
"That's... not how it works"

>>21404
Hours. You need to talk to Trollestia
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21407
21409
>>21404
Not for a while, I think..
I g2g for now.
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21408
21410
>>21406
"It isnt? Didnt it work on tracy?"
Anonymous
LlFTN
?
No.21409
21411 21412 21413 21416
>>21405
Time zone?
>>21406
You need talk to your wife
Implying Torc wouldn't get raped again for Trollestia to assert dominence over Tay
>>21407
Bye

Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21410
21411 21416
>>21408
"It made her corrupt... less sociable. Not good by any means. I don't think we've seen the last of that, more is coming. But in any case, when the Golden lady shut out infernals, she shut out most of the Jew powers. So Tracy's feat could not be replicated now"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21411
21412
>>21410
>>21409
isnt he pst trump
yzI4X
?
No.21412
21414
>>21409
Which one?

I guess I'll talk to Trollestia then

>>21411
Yes.
\r
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21413
21416
>>21409
Actually that's a good point. She'd rape you for the keks
Anonymous
LlFTN
?
No.21414
21415
>>21412
Grumblng "I'll feckin do it ye shit stained cunt"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21415
>>21414
Well, you don't really have to, you're just more likely to be forgiven that way
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21416
21417
1503222145376.gif
>>21410
"Im more charismatic than her it will most likely just give me a bit nore charm"
>>21409
>>21413
I know i will
>pic related.

Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21417
21418
>>21416
"Well, there are a lot of Jews in the Media. Maybe becoming part Jewish will help you in that regard. But I'm afraid it could just cause your nose to grow and ruin your beautiful face. Or maybe it will cause you to be in part a puppet of the Master Jew beyond this dimension. It could also cause you to lose your Eugenic Nazi powers. At least I think you have Eugenic Nazi powers."

>raping Tourcil
Kek
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21418
21419 21481
>>21417
"Im a celestial Aryan my nose cant grow."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21419
21420
>>21418
"But if you are a celestial Aryan, then how can you also become part Jewish?"
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21420
21421
>>21419
"Im in it for the infernal powers "
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21421
21422
>>21420
"Same thing. How can you have both without the one corrupting the other?"
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21422
21423
>>21421
"I want to see what happens"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21423
21424 21426
>>21422
"Well, the Golden Lady did a much more thorough job of banishing infernals and infernal powers from this dimension the second time around than the first, so my guess is not much"
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.21424
21425
>>21423
There's also recreational use. Really of a way to dispose of the remains.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21425
21428
>>21424
Place it in a pool of acid
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21426
21427
>>21423
"Maybe she can do to me what she did to thez, can you summon her for me?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21427
21430
>>21426
"If I could summon the Golden Lady I would. But remember that Thez was under a curse. She had a geas placed on her. I don't think that would be pleasant for you"
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.21428
21429
>>21425
No.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21429
21432
>>21428
Yes.

You can also go feed it to your dog, the one that you created
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21430
21431
>>21427
"Can you help me get her attention some how?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21431
>>21430
"If we can figure out how, yes. I want her help"
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.21432
21433
>>21429
>Feed to your dog
>Not considering what could happen if it had the same affect on other magical beasts as it did on Tracy.
You want to deal with a half-fiend Tarrasque?
>your dog
I wish...
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21433
21434 21437
>>21432
>I wish
We're not giving up on mind controlling it yet

Just Tracy can't eat it. No poisoning the child. No risking poisoning the child. No blatant disregard for the fact that what the mother eats the child does as well.
Tay
2yO0Y
?
No.21434
21436
>>21433
Can i eat some of it?
Anonymous
LlFTN
?
No.21435
21439
Bye faggots see you tomorrow night
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21436
>>21434
*sigh*
"Ill advised, I still say, but you're not pregnant with my child, so I won't fight you the way I would and will Tracy"
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.21437
21438 21440
>>21433
All the creatures of Shadowfell are fiendish, so why would consuming fiends harm a nightmare's fetus when her body's metabolism is already adapted to preying on fiends?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21438
21441
>>21437
"you not full nightmare"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21439
>>21435
later dude.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21440
21444
>>21437
Because she's a pony. Not a creature of Shadowfell. A creature of Equestria. Stop insisting that you are transracial. Second, Soros is not a fiend, he's an arch-demon. Different. Thirdly, we already know that that stuff fucks with her biology. Fourthly, you tried to use your faulty logic with the Tarrasque remains the same way I used my faulty logic with curing demonic influence with having sex with Tracy the first time. Don't take stupid risks hoping it won't go terribly wrong
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.21441
21442 21443
>>21438
not yet
She is fiendish though, she even has little horn-spikes in her mane. The her womb, only having regenerated after the blood changed her, also would've been fiendish, so it should be fine, medically.
Also, I don't want to stop.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21442
>>21441
"let me do check up"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21443
>>21441
No turning the child into a devil. And if she herself is a devil, she will not be a waifu. Cease and desist.
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.21444
21445
>>21440
I never thought the Tarrasque thing would work (I'm not THAT greedy). I just wanted to keeps some of it anyway. Also, monster jerky.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21445
>>21444
That just proves why your approach is bad.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21446
21447
When did GM say he'd be back?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21447
21448
>>21446
Look up in the chat just a few posts. Inferius says 10:30 PM. It's only 9:50 PM EST, so that's a while from now
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21448
>>21447
I might just go to bed then.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21451
21452
>>21450
i dont know if i can stay awake much longer entertain me trump.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21452
21453
>>21451
So... now that your mission to the NEP has been delayed, what are you most interested in?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21453
21454 21481
>>21452
forging the sun blades and helping you bring back the pirates.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21454
21455 21456
>>21453
Now that we can do. The major limitation is the number of times we can cast "calm emotions." I think that can be done on a large group, so it may be best to take several at once, restrain them, and then cast the spell on the group, and try to talk them down as a group. Otherwise, this would take days between two people casting it. If it did have to be one at a time, it would take at least a week to get through all of them
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21455
>>21454
the group idea is good we should probably seal the door someway too when we do it.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21456
21457 21458
>>21454
i can cast calm emotions 6 times a day.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21457
21459
Kek, that's a good idea

>>21456
Damn. That's pretty useful, along with the ability to grapple. With that many casts in a day we could do one by one in just three days, or possibly all in one day if we can do groups. The challenge to a group is to restrain them all.

What do you think about trying Korak?
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.21458
>>21456
You could also use Symbol of Persuasion to charm them all using a giant swastika.
*goes back to bed*
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21459
21460
>>21457
we can but hes not gonna be happy.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21460
21461 21462
>>21459
True. He'd have to accept that we're not giving him his ship back, his crew, his various personal items, the unicorn, or the elves. That's actually quite a lot
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21461
21463
>>21460
I guess it's possible to return control of the ship and crew and have them contracted under him, but that seems kind of dangerous
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21462
21464
>>21460
we could offer him a possible spot on the team.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21463
21464
>>21461
thats just asking for trouble.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21464
21465
>>21462
We could try that. We'd need to promise lot's of profit, but there probably will be

>>21463
True
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21465
21466
>>21464
you play vidya?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21466
21467
>>21465
Some. Not so much in the last year