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Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
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>>21363"you get glued if you even think about taking my "beef sausage"
>>21363Stop underestimating evil shit! It's demon Jew. Physical removal is the only cure for that poison
>>21364"That has Jew AIDS! Don't!"
>>21364*offers kosher sausage*
>>21365"Get your mind out of the gutter, pervert! I'm married."
>>21367*bitch smacks pony*
"Bad Tracy! Do NOT poison teammates"
>>21365"Inferius! Grab the sausage before it poisons someone!"
>>21365"I wonder how horse haggis is"
Trump gib flag
>>21368[sad pony noises]
"It didn't poison me, and I had like twelve feet of it raw. How do you know it's poison?"
*runs off with sausage*
>>21371*sighs*
"Every time I think we are going to work out together, that this can work, I am reminded why it will not..."
said with a sort of sad dullness, because it's the same shit as before
"Please do not risk harming the child by consuming Demon Jew Blood"
Starts to walk away
>>21370I thought I did? Do you not want Scotland?
>>21370I thought haggis was only sheep. Can it be other things, aside for Torcuil of course?
>>21372I didn't know you had
>>21373Sheep haggis is good as fuck, and I think there is beef haggis so maybe
>there is vegetarian haggis
WHY THOUGH
>>21359>That's Jew! ... It will turn you into one in partThis is nonsense. Soros's eat's mostly Christian children, but that doesn't make him a Christian child.
>>21375So gays can pretend to be real Scotsmen.
>>21375KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
>>21376Because Christian Blood doesn't work the way Demon Jew Blood does
>>21377Point taken. Although it wasn't just Soro's blood that changed Tracy, but Thez's too.
>>21375What's it even made of?
>>21379Apperantly nuts and vegitables
>pukes >>21380*smacks jewdog out of Tay's hands*
"I am not going through all that bullshit again"
>>21379The Thez blood was the devilish power from the Golden Lady, not Thez herself. It's still a sort of evil that is both impure in its very existence and also could have harmful effects further reaching than you know
>>21383He didn't roll to sunder in the first place.
Reminder, since he doesn't have Improved sunder, this provokes an attack of opportunity (you can get a free shot)
[1d20 = 18]>>21388So? Inferius won either way. Kike.
Bitch slaps pony
>>21384You don't grapple hand-held objects, you sunder them.
[1d20 = 13]>>21388Shoots trumpadin in the knee
>>21389She already ran off with the rest off the sausages after you hit her: long gone.
Torc activates his shield to hide from the bullshit
>>21391Use your last bullet? Alrighty then.
Heal serious wounds
>>21392Fine. Bitch slaps Tracy's Faggot
>>21391And I was going to go find more bullets for you, since I thought I knew where to get them
>>21395"Aw come on trump be nice."
>>21397"Tay! This stuff literally grafts onto your DNA and makes you part Jew! It's very dangerous to eat. More dangerous than the preservatives they normally put in this stuff"
>>21398"Its a means to an end trump."
>>21399"Is that end literally being a Jew? It's very dangerous... Corruption will destroy you far surer and far quicker than failure on the battlefield. Keep a strong constitution or else you will falter."
>>21400"It a means to spread our grasp upon the universe"
>>21401"Well, I'm a bit worried that it will just expand the bad parts of the universe's grasp on us.
But never mind that. I have a proposition that I believe will interest you. Kefka had essentially the whole planet in an Empire he controlled from his Court City, with all other cities being vassals. I believe that if we can seize the Court City for ourselves, we'll get some portion of that empire. I don't know what to expect there, or what exactly will happen after we take it, but I believe venturing there is the next step in our quest to expand our influence across the planet"
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>>21402"Then i defently need that jewdog to take the cities that disrespect us"
>whistles in not-being-a-jew
When is GM coming back
>>21403"That's... not how it works"
>>21404Hours. You need to talk to Trollestia
>>21404Not for a while, I think..
I g2g for now.
>>21406"It isnt? Didnt it work on tracy?"
>>21405Time zone?
>>21406You need talk to your wife
Implying Torc wouldn't get raped again for Trollestia to assert dominence over Tay>>21407Bye
>>21408"It made her corrupt... less sociable. Not good by any means. I don't think we've seen the last of that, more is coming. But in any case, when the Golden lady shut out infernals, she shut out most of the Jew powers. So Tracy's feat could not be replicated now"
>>21409Which one?
I guess I'll talk to Trollestia then
>>21411Yes.
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>>21412Grumblng "I'll feckin do it ye shit stained cunt"
>>21414Well, you don't really have to, you're just more likely to be forgiven that way
>>21410"Im more charismatic than her it will most likely just give me a bit nore charm"
>>21409>>21413I know i will
>pic related. >>21416"Well, there are a lot of Jews in the Media. Maybe becoming part Jewish will help you in that regard. But I'm afraid it could just cause your nose to grow and ruin your beautiful face. Or maybe it will cause you to be in part a puppet of the Master Jew beyond this dimension. It could also cause you to lose your Eugenic Nazi powers. At least I think you have Eugenic Nazi powers."
>raping TourcilKek >>21417"Im a celestial Aryan my nose cant grow."
>>21418"But if you are a celestial Aryan, then how can you also become part Jewish?"
>>21419"Im in it for the infernal powers "
>>21420"Same thing. How can you have both without the one corrupting the other?"
>>21421"I want to see what happens"
>>21422"Well, the Golden Lady did a much more thorough job of banishing infernals and infernal powers from this dimension the second time around than the first, so my guess is not much"
>>21423There's also recreational use. Really of a way to dispose of the remains.
>>21424Place it in a pool of acid
>>21423"Maybe she can do to me what she did to thez, can you summon her for me?"
>>21426"If I could summon the Golden Lady I would. But remember that Thez was under a curse. She had a geas placed on her. I don't think that would be pleasant for you"
>>21428Yes.
You can also go feed it to your dog, the one that you created
>>21427"Can you help me get her attention some how?"
>>21430"If we can figure out how, yes. I want her help"
>>21429>Feed to your dog>Not considering what could happen if it had the same affect on other magical beasts as it did on Tracy.You want to deal with a half-fiend Tarrasque?
>your dogI wish...
>>21432>I wishWe're not giving up on mind controlling it yet
Just Tracy can't eat it. No poisoning the child. No risking poisoning the child. No blatant disregard for the fact that what the mother eats the child does as well.
Bye faggots see you tomorrow night
>>21434*sigh*
"Ill advised, I still say, but you're not pregnant with my child, so I won't fight you the way I would and will Tracy"
>>21433All the creatures of Shadowfell are fiendish, so why would consuming fiends harm a nightmare's fetus when her body's metabolism is already adapted to preying on fiends?
>>21437Because she's a pony. Not a creature of Shadowfell. A creature of Equestria. Stop insisting that you are transracial. Second, Soros is not a fiend, he's an arch-demon. Different. Thirdly, we already know that that stuff fucks with her biology. Fourthly, you tried to use your faulty logic with the Tarrasque remains the same way I used my faulty logic with curing demonic influence with having sex with Tracy the first time. Don't take stupid risks hoping it won't go terribly wrong
>>21438not yetShe is fiendish though, she even has little horn-spikes in her mane. The her womb, only having regenerated after the blood changed her, also would've been fiendish, so it should be fine, medically.
Also, I don't want to stop.
>>21441No turning the child into a devil. And if she herself is a devil, she will not be a waifu. Cease and desist.
>>21440I never thought the Tarrasque thing would work (I'm not THAT greedy). I just wanted to keeps some of it anyway. Also, monster jerky.
>>21444That just proves why your approach is bad.
When did GM say he'd be back?
>>21446Look up in the chat just a few posts. Inferius says 10:30 PM. It's only 9:50 PM EST, so that's a while from now
>>21447I might just go to bed then.
>>21450
i dont know if i can stay awake much longer entertain me trump.
>>21451So... now that your mission to the NEP has been delayed, what are you most interested in?
>>21452forging the sun blades and helping you bring back the pirates.
>>21453Now that we can do. The major limitation is the number of times we can cast "calm emotions." I think that can be done on a large group, so it may be best to take several at once, restrain them, and then cast the spell on the group, and try to talk them down as a group. Otherwise, this would take days between two people casting it. If it did have to be one at a time, it would take at least a week to get through all of them
>>21454the group idea is good we should probably seal the door someway too when we do it.
>>21454i can cast calm emotions 6 times a day.
Kek, that's a good idea
>>21456Damn. That's pretty useful, along with the ability to grapple. With that many casts in a day we could do one by one in just three days, or possibly all in one day if we can do groups. The challenge to a group is to restrain them all.
What do you think about trying Korak?
>>21456You could also use Symbol of Persuasion to charm them all using a giant swastika.
*goes back to bed*
>>21457we can but hes not gonna be happy.
>>21459True. He'd have to accept that we're not giving him his ship back, his crew, his various personal items, the unicorn, or the elves. That's actually quite a lot
>>21460I guess it's possible to return control of the ship and crew and have them contracted under him, but that seems kind of dangerous
>>21460we could offer him a possible spot on the team.
>>21461thats just asking for trouble.
>>21462We could try that. We'd need to promise lot's of profit, but there probably will be
>>21463True