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Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
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Engaging, that's the word I was looking for
Tay and Norfilly in particular, I'm gonna start picking on prodding you for more info about what you're doing and where/how you're looking to progress. No bully, and its fine to be more 'go with the flow' or whatever, but I'll make more of an effort to bring your characters forward in future.
>>20451Most of it went into the bath, and the rest is drying-out in the dungeon..Tracy saved both his hands and is in the process of preserving his head for display.
>>20454At that, she still has most of him left, just maybe not fit for recreational use.
Can Tracy make Kefka's other mummified hand into a Hand of Glory? It'd be the only way for her to wear a ring.
>>20462Lewd
Torc decides "fuck it"
He sends Mr. Snek with the following note
"Mill workers,
I want to inquire about about buying lumber for some projects. If you could send back a note with a time you could meet that would be appriciated.
Regards,
Torcuil"
He then gives Mr. Snek instructions to take the note to the mill, nn wait for a responce
God I'm now feeling that Spenglerian depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvSzz0YArSY>>20470Over the summer, I decided to look for an mlp comic - pretty well drawn - made back in 2014 and posted on Deviant Art. I looked all over deviant art, but many panels, like the two ending pages, were missing. I kept searching and searching but it was nowhere to be found. Almost none of the panels were ever put on Derpibooru. I eventually went to find them on the only place I was sure they even existed - the hard drive of a cracked screened and broken laptop I retired over a year ago
>>20473Don't worry Anon. We'll reunite you with your waifu one of these days.
>>20475>almost"You'll help me find my old memes, won't you, ~Flashy?"
I just had a terrible idea next time we are in a landlocked city.
Look up the Each Uisge
>>20479You think you've won you bastard. This ain't over yet
>>20480That's... disturbing. But that map has way too many cities that are inland with rivers or lakes
>>20481Keeps it fairly away from water?
Also, no problem on the nightmares
What is the map from?
>>20480Sounds like EqG material.
Would love to eat one.
>>20482I mean GM's map has a number of cities that are not where ocean going vessels can access them. But most have rivers or lakes by them
>>20483*smacks pony with rolled up newspaper*\r
>>20483No eating the water spirits
>>20484Yeah, but is the map from something?
>>20485It looks like it's based on something Norwegian inspired. Like maybe Skyrim or Dragonborne or something like that
>>20485Tracy will eat whatever she wants.
On an unrelated note, kelpies are some of my favorite mythical creatures.
>>20487Not so long as she's carrying my child.
Seafood can carry high concentrations of mercury, vanadium, and other pollutants, which can harm fetuses >>20488Seafood is good for brain development, and I doubt this world has the same level of pollution as back on earth.
May as well check out of any of the surrounding towns have had problems with water demons.
>>20487Kelpies are pretty cool
Man scotland has a lot of shape shifiting water spirits
>>20486I can fucking find it
>>20488>TILI also finally learned the difference between Griffons and Hippogriffs
I feel like a retard
But I mean, it would be more of a horse goo shit
>>20489Just no eating magical and mutanigenic shit. You already probably got the child contaminated with Jew Demon
>There is no EPAI know... This whole planet is like an unsuspecting maiden, or an deer that has not learned to fear man. It's going to learn of a whole new breed of predator soon enough
>>20491Pic related
>>20493>no eating magical and mutanigenic shit. I'll have her eat whatever I see fit, so don't give me any ideas.
>>20494Kelpies aren't humans. They just shape-shift into humans for the sake of hunting them.
>>20493I can't find a source on that map, so who knows what it's from
>>20495Shes right
Theyre spirits
>>20495>I'll have her eat whatever I see fitIf you don't want to take on the responsibilities that go along with being a mother, you still have a choice to back out
>>20497>choice to back outOh no
Please tell me you didn't say that
>>20498Why am I the only one who thinks of the child? This poor kid is going to be horrendously deformed by weird shit it's mother consumed during pregnancy, and will be either relentlessly bullied or ostracized for having a weird mother in school
>>20499Killing babies isn't okay, Anon.
>>20500But poisoning them in a non-lethal way that cripples or deforms them for life is perfectly acceptable
>>20501Nightmares normally eat fiends: that's how they normally live in Shadowfell, even when rearing.
The only actual risk of """deformity""" would come from it's genetics, but it would still be a child worth raising, like any other. At worst, you'd get a tiefling, but tieflings aren't necessarily bad, even if they might have some odd features.
All that is beside the point though. Killing babies isn't okay. Even for cross-species, extraplanar, rape-babies; it's not okay to kill children.
>>20502She's supposed to be a damn pony! A cute if somewhat stabby and unoriginal pony. Not a horrid creature of nightmares.
>Only risk of deformity is from genetics>As if that wasn't bad enoughThen cease looking for augmentations
>>20503Alright I'm done with this fighting
See you faggots tomorrow
>>20441Why not just make a ring big enough to fit her leg?
>>20488This picture disturbs me for some reason.
>>20502If it is born deformed i might be able to heal it.
>>20457Here ya go (its not Tracy, but it gets the point across)
>>20465Dear Mr. Torcuil,
I will be happy to meet with you in the morning.
- The Foreman
P.S. Please do not send your snake, he scared off half my workers.
>>20506>braceletYeah, they haven't gotten that far in the creative process yet. ^_~
As far as crafting for Tracy - beyond what is already available by machine - the only thing I could really think of would be specialty hoershoes to use for forging/smithing. This would enable weapon/armor crafting.
Also, re: Torcuil's flute. Is there any game/combat purpose for the flute, or is it just an add-on accoutrement? If the latter, then you can have it, I just thought you were trying to come up with a bard item that doesn't require its self to be used in order to be used.
I can't really go into detail on the other stuff, 'cuz its meta, but the party will see soon enough.
>>20510can tracy craft me some mino shoes?
also what do you think about the statue?
>>20508 >>20400Follow-up on this. Tracy's wisdom is too low to cast Blackguard spells. Sorry, a minimum of 10 is required for that. She still gets the 1 Assassin spell/day (based on Int) though.
For Trump (I can't find the post ATM) the mountains you asked about are warmer climate, not sure how much more descript you were looking for.
>>20511YOU could craft you some mino shoes, you've already gained some skill in beating glowing metal. As for the statue, what is its purpose? I already have roles for several of those ppl as monsters
>>20512to honor Hitler and maybe gain a bit of favor.
>>20513So, you're looking to have that statue made?
>>20514yea we talked about it before remember?
>>20516before the kefka fight.you said id get some good boy points if i shoped it.
>>20517I can't find the specific post, but I found references. That was the statue you made previously, yes?
>>20519Ah, k good. I'm not totally lost. That'll work though.
>>20522Ja Mein Fhurer,ich hab es gut gemacht?
>>20523SheiBe, I was hoping to bluff my way out of it. Mein deutsch ist sehr shrect. I hadn't anticipated role-playing as Hitler, and its been over 10 years since I studied german.
>>20525you honestly didnt expect me to talk to my god?
>>20526Not right this moment, no
>>20527i can delay then. is ben done?
>>20528Sure
"I don't know how you expect to wear this,... maybe on your arm or something. Are you a Wrestler by chance?"
>>20530"Well you could certainly smack someone across the face with it. Damn thing weighs like 80lbs,.... Anything else I can help you with?"
As he asks, Ponimaru steps out from the shadows, carrying a large sack that makes all sorts of clinking sounds.
"Ah, another transfer I see. I'll take that then," to which Ponimaru immediately leaves.
>>20531"thank you my good man, have you considered becoming a hitlerist or maybe a foot ball fan?
>>20533i was talking to ben. ponimaru left.
>>20512I thought she had 11 Wis.
What are her stats?
>>20532>Hitlerist"If GM makes me true to my namesake, no. However, I appreciate the spectacle of Football, as well as the profitability."
He is a jew after all.
>>20535I have her with a 9 wis. She has 11s in Con and Cha by my notes.
>>20536... That's lower than I thought...
If it makes you feel any better, Ben HAS read Mein Kampf
>>20537Well, Tracy didn't strike me as being particularly wise so,....
>>20506Well, Unicorn horns aren't big enough to fashion rings that fit entire legs
>heal childD'aww, you're the best
>>20509Again, I don't think Unicorn horns are big enough to make bracelets. Maybe if you treated one with steam it would be flexible enough to wrap around?
>>20534Aww
>>20535Boop!
>>20539When could she get to the point that she can cast BG spells?
>>20536i did it for the keks"thanks for the belt ben. are there any stones rarer than diamonds?"
>>2054110 Wis to cast 1st, 11 for second, and so on. It could be done through leveling up, using items, spells/potions (temporary though) or other means.
>>20536"What do you know about enhancing the marketability of sports leagues in foreign realms?"
>>20543... That sounds difficult..
Does she get a point upon next level up?
>>20544Depends on the realm. Some nation-states would probably be open to something like that. I know Sparintenar is always looking for something to entertain themselves with, they have a vary rigid and disciplined lifestyle that no one bothers with anything artistic, exhibitionary, or otherwise 'fun'. Cardashil,... they wouldn't care. I haven't ever been beyond there 'cuz that's where the Emperor's Citadel is, and... you wouldn't want to go there. Although since the Emperor is kill, perhaps one can venture that way without getting killed? Its worth looking into I suppose"
>>205452 levels. It'd be faster to go for an item buff.
>>20546That is supposed to be in quotes, that's all spoken.
>>20548e_e I was thinking more like a circlet or something along those lines.
>>20540"hey me kind, it right thing to do."
>>20546*overflowing with excitement*
"Can Sparintenar be reached by sea? And why wouldn't I want to go to the Emperor's citadel?"
>>20550"I'm afraid the child may be born half Jewish"
Turns to Ben and says "no offense"
"Do you know of a cure?"
>>20552"as long as hes isnt circumcised the powers shouldnt take effect"