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Anonymous
+hil5
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No.19224
19228
NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.

The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.

There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.

This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.

Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
894 replies and 73 files omitted.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20081
20086 20087
>>20080
You know, all your sneaking around and shiesty shit could easily be mitigated by Tracy declaring in one way or another "Hey, in case you didn't know, I may have to sneak around and do some sheisty shit from time to time, but don't worry, you'll all be better off for it"
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20082
20084
>>20077
Ikr, but now I remember how hard wood working is
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20083
20085
>>20080
>vow of silence
Don't give me any ideas
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20084
20096
>>20082
Belt-sander or table-grinder
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20085
>>20080
>>20083
bad hores
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20086
20088 20091
>>20078
Infernius isn't dumb enough to piss-off Tracy when she's a pin's drop away from making Chinese Medicine out of his horn, unless he actually is, idk.
Besides, I don't intend to cause any explict ruckus among the lawful residents of Port Barry.
>>20081
I could've sworn I had her say something that months ago, but Trumpaladin just wouldn't have any of it.. Control freak...
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20087
20089
>>20081
As I said, my model for Trump good is Anerican foreign policy under Republican presidents, like Saint Reagan. Assassinations, coups, propping dictators, and giving money to Contras and Mujahadeen are entirely within the realm of acceptable behaviors. But they still need to be justified by being necessary to stop some larger evil
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20088
20090
>>20086
I'm sure you were less explicit
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20089
20092 20095 20156
>>20087
Port Barry doesn't even have a government: it's an ancap paradise, slavery and all. You don't need to self-appoint as some kind of detective.
Just stop "investigating", and there won't be anything for him to worry about.
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
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No.20090
>>20088
Perhaps, but I still wasn't sure what I was doing.
Anonymous
zMcDH
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No.20091
20156
>>20086
>inb4 Grapple
We're expanding our domain of protection, so be forewarned
Anonymous
zMcDH
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No.20092
20097
>>20089
>To avoid executing the duties of an Emperor, don't be an Emperor
Your post makes no sense to me
Anonymous
vRnCD
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No.20094
20098
1encounterfb_by_ninjatic-d71rp93.jpg
I've finally done it!!

(FUCK YEAH!!!!)
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20095
20100
>>20089
Like it sounds like what you are saying is "don't try to save people goyim, go back to sleep." That's not persuasive
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20096
>>20084
Actually, just a good piece of sandpaper would go a long way for this
>I'm just ignoiing the fighting
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20097
20099 20104
>>20092
Focus on becoming emperor first: it's generally a bad idea to act like you're in charge before you actually are, because that breeds conflict, especially in midst of a recent a recent power vacuume. Better to call your forces a factional army with a defined cause and Port Barry as their base, than to claim actual authority as a governing police force. Paladins are archytypical "crusaders", so it's better to declare the goal to take the Emperor's citadel first and then draw in associates of all kind: a Paladin cannot willingly reach out to evil or chaotic associates, but nothing forbids them from assembling diverse forces under a mutual flag.
tl;Dr: stop trying to be the police and paint yourself a banner that forces of all allignments can assemble under.
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
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No.20098
20101
>>20094
M8, that statue will take up half the city and take months to carve with your low-level stone-manipulating spell. Awesome meme though.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20099
20102
>>20097
No no, let him. It will more fun that way for me
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20100
>>20095
No. I'm saying stop trying to get in the way of muh schemes.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20101
>>20098
thanks im gonna do a bit more to it then ill be finished for real.
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20102
20103 20107
>>20099
I figured it would be very, very, very likely for foreign forces to attack and stomp us if the local narcicist actually tried to crown himself baron or something.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20103
20107
>>20102
Why, whatever would give you that impression,... I mean I personally had never thought of such a scenario,... at all,... ever
SHHHHHH
zMcDH
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No.20104
20105 20107 20108
>>20097
Like, that whole post is literally exactly everything I've been doing. It's Inferius who wants to make the police force. Trumpaladin would only focus on smaller targets much later.

The reason Tracy is under suspicion isn't because she's a villain - she'd have to stand in line for smiting like every one else. It's because she makes pretensions of being Trumpaladin's waifu, and more importantly, because she is carrying Trumpaladin's child, who may or may not be the anti-Christ. Trumpaladin wants his waifu and the mother of his child to be worthy of the role. That's why she falls under more suspicion
\r
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20105
>>20104
this.
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.20106
>tfw Tracy and Trump's faggots would have gotten into a fist fight by this point if we whee plailying in person
Anonymous
zMcDH
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No.20107
20109
>>20103
>>20102
I'm going to redirect everyone to >>20104 again. If you've read it, read it again. It's the most important post

Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20108
20110
>>20104
I can maintain surface-level honor, if you don't needlessly do too much deep "investigation".
Just have your character focus on rallying spirits for his crusade before you go too far in presiding over the ongoings of the areas surrounding Port Barry. It's a neutral city: they won't like being told what to do at first, even if they do cooperate.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20109
20117
>>20107
I get that m8. I'm just using the bantz as cautionary foreshadowing. ^_^
I can't say that the next session is going to be terribly developmental as far as the story is concerned, and I'll be letting the players do the lion's share of determining what is explored and who goes where and all that. My main focus as far as sussing out the next few legs of the campaign is determining exactly how many factions were in some way connected to and active within the 'empire', and how they will respond to the news that the Emperor and his pet are dead, what does that mean for each particular group, and how they will respond to news and the increasing presence of the party.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20110
20111 20112 20117
>>20108
On this note, he AND the party have done an exceptional job of being an inspirational presence, and have thus had little difficulty in gaining followers and participants. However, Port Barry has been almost the exclusive witness and beneficiary to the party's actions; one would be operating foolishly to assume that everyone will respond in kind.
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20111
>>20110
>inspirational presence
... Even Tracy?
Anonymous
E3PAT
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No.20112
20113 20115
>>20110
GM, can we have Torc go on a seperate path for a while bcause I'm gonna be busy as hell for a while
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
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No.20113
20114 20115
>>20112
Side quests sound like a good idea to me too.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20114
20116
>>20113
thats why i want to help with finding a druid.
Anonymous
+hil5
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No.20115
>>20112
>>20113
Yes of course. I figured thats where this was trending, for the immediate future, and everyone appears to be settling in on a particular pursuit/agenda. Plus, that will make it easier for me to provide individual challenges that don't involve adding more hit dice to creatures, or just adding more creatures.
The nerd fight went well, but largely because he underestimated the party. If he had seen the party as a threat, he'd have operated far differently, and there would be alot more craters and grease-spots
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20116
20118
>>20114
It'd be a cool way to acquire special items/weapons too.
zMcDH
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No.20117
20124
>>20110
>Port Barry is Neutral
Did you mean to say "was"? It is now Athens after the Persain Wars, or America at the turn of the 20th Century. It is ready to take on glory.

Trumpaladin's child is more important than the crusade or the image. For that, more than mere appearance is essential.

There doesn't have to be actual honor, the targets just have to be assholes. That's literally the only request. I'm sure there are plenty
>>20109
>>20110
>how they respond to the death of Kefka
My intuition says that most will want to opperate as independent city states, while a few go on conquests, and pirate and bandit lords pop up. But my intuition also says that at least one will want some sort of protectorate relationship with the capital and whoever controls it, especially if there is no vast tribute, and especially if there is an agreement of military protection and commerce in exchange.
>no one will no the party
They will know who killed Kefja and the Tarrasque. That will mean something to them. If they feared and were subdued by him and the Terrasque, they ought to respect whoever could slay him.
\r
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20118
>>20116
im ready to go when you are.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20119
20120
Hold on, I'm gonna kill Cortana FOR GOOD
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20120
20121 20129
>>20119
Insert her into the game so I can harvest rare items from her body.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20121
>>20120
im goint to inject her into my brain.
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20123
Fuck it. Whatever
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20124
20125 20129
>>20117
>They will know who killed Kefja and the Tarrasque.
Just wait for the countless imposters who'll inevitably show up.
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20125
20126
>>20124
Then help kill them Goddamn it!
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
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No.20126
20127
>>20125
They'll try to rip off your speeches too, I bet.
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20127
20128
>>20126
I'll kill them myself then
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20128
>>20127
ill grapple there heads in.
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20129
20131
>>20120
Kek. She isn't fully dead, but she is sealed away (not unlike the Terrasque)
>>20124
There you go, giving me ideas again
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20131
20132
>>20129
Fuck it, I'll abandon Plan A and do all of this the hard way
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20132
20134
>>20131
? I'm not sure I follow. I was talking about Cortana (except the ideas re: false claims of being Kefka's demise)
Anonymous
zMcDH
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No.20134
20135
>>20132
That was more of a general statement than a reaction to that specific post
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20135
20136
>>20134
Protip: abandon intuition.
Anonymous
zMcDH
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No.20136
20139 20140
>>20135
Then abandon your goddamn flow charts and old plans
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20138
Curious, are these discussions of Druids, taking the Capital, etc. being discussed IN character? Not opposed, but there has been some in and out of character comments that leave me wondering.
Anonymous
vRnCD
?
No.20139
>>20136
why so salty?
Anonymous
zMcDH
?
No.20140
20143
>>20136
I was trying to get the whole group together on a plot, finally work out differences, then the whole thing blew up like a fucking hand grenade. And why the fuck does he have to be so rude?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20141
1SA3G2X.jpg
>MFW I won't be around to participate in or see where this goes
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20143
>>20140
And the group will get together and work towards a/that plot, I will require it (through obstacle and context). However, a little bit of side-questing might also be in order, both to contribute to group cohesion and to allow characters to develop a tad further. Several players have expressed a desire to develop/change the course of their characters, and while I could easily <poof> "IT IS SO", I'm growing increasingly disdainful of that sort of practice. For example, the only character currently available who can teach Infernius Two Weapon Fighting is Thez, which means he'll have to spend a few sessions getting beat up. ^_^
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20144
Now that the map has been finalized, I have more room to develop shit in. The artifacts ON the map are not the ONLY places or things of concern, that's just the baseline that is being used. The Capital is far to the north of Cardashil, and there are several nation-states to interact with before arriving there, and that's without diverting toward Sparintar or Krenshall-blur-blur-blur.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20156
20157 20159
>>20089
>>20091
wtf is going on?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20157
>>20156
Why do posts keep switching order?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20158
Thank you for that

I have IRL problems that are getting to me.

Oh well, back to the plans I made four weeks ago before the Soros battle
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20159
20160
>>20156
They are in order, as best as I can tell
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20160
>>20159
They weren't, earlier.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20161
20162 20163 20167
RESURRECTING KORAK. That's what I should do!
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20162
20163 20166
>>20161
Why though?
Tay
jA2dF
?
No.20163
20165 20166 20221
>>20161
>>20162
We could geas him.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20164
20166
1466015126313.jpg
Trump's faggot, Y U make me type all that out if U just delet it?!
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20165
>>20163
Good point.
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20166
20221
>>20163
I was thinking about that. The problem is that GM won't let me have that power. Maybe Inferius does, since his clerical domains were never firmly established.

>>20164
I saved it all in screenshot and word document

>>20162
We apparently can't use the army we've been building for a month, so we need to go someplace that is a path of least resistance. Port Barry has got to be trading with someone, so hopefully they would let us through the front door. Korak knows the sea well, although he did suggest he couldn't be of much help in pointing out good port towns, so maybe it's not as good of an idea as I thought.

I'm thinking maybe we should just Leroy Jenkins the capital anyways
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20167
>>20161
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20169
20221
GM, do I get bonuses if my homemade die has been cured with some of my blood?
Anonymous
+hil5
?
No.20221
20222 20224 20226
>>20163
That would work now that his hat is off to you. Ha!
>>20166
Infernius and Torcuil both can use Geas. And who said you can't use the army you've been building for a month? As far as trade is concerned, its slowly picking back up and is about to take off, but the city is largely self-sufficient.
>>20169
:O
>>20220
Did I miss something?
Mrs. Sentry
thd8I
?
No.20222
20299
>>20221
Yeah, like ~20 posts got deleted, raving about the moral relevance of abortion. Better it not be brought up again though.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20223
20226 20299
Are side quests still on the table though?
Anonymous
K70os
?
No.20224
20226
>>20221
>Tourcil and Inferius can do it, but you can't
reeeeee
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20225
20227
Did the the people of Port Barry ever actually get a clear shot of Tracy in her nightmare form? I've been semi-depending on Tracy's smoke granting total concealment against creatures more then 10 feet away (I imagined that last attack would've looked like a lightning bolt shooting out of a dark cloud), but now I'm not so sure about it... This could impact how my assassination projects work in the future...
Also, what class is Lenos? I guessed Loremaster, but idk.
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20226
20242 20299
>>20223
I hope
>>20221
Yeah, saw blades hurt. But at least I'm fine now
>>20224
Haha, I ain't doing it

Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20227
20229
>>20225
When you attacked Soros you were in nightmare form, and this would have been witnessed by Sechs and the entire Port Barry Army
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20229
20230
>>20227
Yeah, but the smoke cloud should've obscured her form at 10 or more feet.
I just want to know just how much of her they actually saw.
SPlOl
?
No.20230
20232 20299
>>20229
Well, the golden lady and the party saw you at more than 10 feet, and you were charging for part of it, so you likely outran your cloud at some point. The archers of the Port Barty militia were mentioned as being "in a ring," which suggests that they were in the seating area facing the field. So there would have been 20 people in the seating area in a sort of ring surrounding the scene from every angle. The seating areas are literally designed to allow for the best view of action in the field possible.

My guess is that between the 20 of them they saw enough to look into their magic creature books and say, "that thing was probably a nightmare." And if they don't have magical creature books, I'm sure at least one of the thousand people they tell the story of the Golden Lady and Soros's return would have thought to look up similar creatures in their magical creature book.
\r
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20231
The party would've known who she was so that doesn't really matter, and I figured the Golden Lady had some kind of omniscient recognition of her. I just want to know how much they were able to actually make out through a 15-foot cloud.
Either way, I'll wait for GM's clarification before I complete this section of the chart.
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20232
20233 20235
>>20230
>implying that our army can read.
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20233
20234 20235
>>20232
The Book of Magic Creatures has a lot of pictures
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20234
>>20233
My isp changed my ip, could you gibe flag?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20235
20236
>>20232
Also this.
>>20233
It's highly unlikely that the average person would have a book illustrating the local wildlife of Shadowfell, but I guess I see your point.
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20236
20237
>>20235
Almost the first thing we did was build a Library in the town and transferred some books. And this is definitely the kind of story that is repeated. I don't think you can expect to be lucky every time
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20237
20238
>>20236
When did we build that?
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20238
20239 20246
>>20237
Same time as the stadium. Because Tourcil likes books
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20239
20240
>>20238
Could you post make port barry great again 1&2? so i can get a refresher on all the cool shit we built.
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20240
20241 20299
>>20239
I think that >>5761 →, >>6007 →, >>10694 →, >>10794 → are the most relevant
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20241
20243
>>20240
You did that all in three weeks?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20242
20244 20245
>>20226
Yeah, I really do want to go on a journey to find some hippies.
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20243
image.jpeg
>>20241
I was surprised too. The first set happens between the time the treasure is obtained and the Second Soros fight, while the second part happens between the second Soros fight and Korak. GM said it's more or less complete in full by now
SPlOl
?
No.20244
>>20242
Just be available when we assault the Court City. I guess I have a unicorn to court, a city to rile, some seige engines and ships to commission, and some of Korak's men to revive
\r
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20245
20251
>>20242
Me help track ziggys!!
Anonymous
E3PAT
?
No.20246
20247 20248 20249 20252
>>20238
>I had personally forgot about the library

What do we want Torc's squad to make?
Morters? Trebuchets? Ballistias?
Anonymous
SPlOl
?
No.20247
20260
>>20246
>mortars, ballistas, or trebuchets
Yes

I'll do some magic to secure funding for the base materials, while you recruit nerds
Anonymous
ptA8R
?
No.20248
20260
>>20246
Id say a good mix all available siege weapons. Can you get your guys to research cannons for ship battles?
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20249
20250 20252
>>20246
What about arcane research? You could lead a term of mage scientists/mages to discover spells and techniques to empower other factions.
Anonymous
thd8I
?
No.20250
20260
>>20249
Also, alchemy research sounds suitable for librarians too.