NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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>>19456in my professional opinion this is a sensible request.
>>19456Thtas not the personality flaw
Being a narccisist is though
>>19455hey gm i go into town im looking for some therapy aids.
>>19456>Serial killerTracy kills too often to be legally classified as a serial killer.
>>19461I ain't getting dragge into this
>>19463Then why do you insert yourself into my personal life!
>>19460There's no upper limit!
GM, Torc looks for a sturdy stick about a foot long
>>19464trump can you conmission me a therapy office?
>>19465SO tempted to shitpostDidn't you JUST collect sticks with Norfilly?
>>19466Hmmm... Are you trained and licensed?
>>19468This
>>19469"im trained enough, whats a license?"
>>19464Nah m8. A serial killer won't kill more than 3 people per month, with a significant "cooling period" between each kill, during which the killer returns to "normalcy". Tracy is closer to a spree killer.
>>19471"Congratulations, you are quite possibly Port Barry's first official Therapist!"
Make it so
>>19472>trying to disguise Tracy's behavior as an American TraditionIf you do a spree multiple times you're a serial killer!
>>19475What I'm saying is, serial killers don't actually kill very often, and have a prolonged period between each single kill. Tracy kills whenever she wants, which is often.
>American traditionWat?
>>19467i was think something like psilocybin mushrooms.
>>19476"thats a side effect of your psychopathy."
>>19476The definition of a serial killer is three or more kills in two or more separate incidents. Tracy probably meets that definition. The fact remains that if she wants a husbando, she's got to prove she's waifu material
>>19470So you're collecting sticks, but asking me if you can find a stick? o_O
>>19472Until they accelerate, given sufficient trigger,....
>>19477Brilliant idea, but I doubt they would be effective over a digital medium
<POOOF> Torcuil finds a stick
>>19481But is it what he asked for?
He prepares to enchant
>>19480im sure if you described exactly what she was feeling in depth it might work
>>19482oh your making a magic stick
>>19483Woah, woah, woah! Don't give her any spooky shit that could affect the development of her fetus.
>>19482If you want ANOTHER 1' long wooden,... ah nevermind
>>19483>>19477That would just make her stabby
>>19485Also this. AND STOP EATING DEMON SHIT, you'll harm the child
>>19485"magic mushrooms are 100% safe for fetuses unlike meth."
>>19487Last time she ate it, it regenerated her womb.
GM already said she couldn't get moar powers though...
>>19486I honestly expected that
Just suprised it took this long
How does I enchant
>>19487>GM scribbles down "Demon,.... child">>19490Rub it
too easySeriously, what kind of enchantment are you looking for?
>>19489And caused her personality to degenerate into something substantially less waifu grade than before
>>19493Not really. I just got bored.
>>19491The child already has bad genetics, pls no
>>19494Eh, still makes her less waifuable
>>19496Maybe just buy or craft a damn flute?
>>19494If you're doing it all for entertainment, then why do you keep saying "it's locked by math," but have a set of math that causes her to not get along with characters of different alignment, when it can be slightly readjusted to do mostly the same, but not cause problems?
>>19500Well, I could try to explain the degrees of freedom I leave myself, but it wouldn't be easy.
I'm turning in for the night.
>>19501"Is consuming mind altering substances without medical purpose really the sort of behavior we want in our new Empire?"
>>19502I just want to know if I can avoid killing her and the child, that is all
>>19504"I need fuel for Blitzing"
>>19496>"... people's... emotions">>19502Love ya!
>>19504Can you avoid ME bringing them BACK is a better question. Xp
>>19505>killing a murder and the antichrist is not lawful good>>19506"Uh... what?"
>>19507Whatever need be done to protect the innocent
>>19508"Hm do you not know of the blitzkrieg"
>>19511"I am not so certain"
>>19512"I know of it. What do mushrooms have to do with it?"
>>19513>child has done nothingIdk, i don't like it we should kill it
>>19513>>19509"I need some to indoctrinate some forces"
>>19507>>19513sense alignment on the fetus.
>>19516Oh my God. I think you just found an easy solution
>>19514The child is the literal rape offspring of a meglomaniacal, paranoid tyrant fueled by lust for power (and, well, normal lust), and a psychopathic, serial-killing, anthrophagic, Nihilistic madmare fueled only by lust for destruction (and also normal lust), who is was able to be concieved because the mother ingested the blood of a Jewish Arch-Demon and took part of it's DNA. The child will be born into a household of constant infighting and probably domestic violence, splitting time between an assassin's guild and conquest of new lands/hunting down traitors.
Like I don't see how you could possibly make it more obvious that this individual will not turn out well
>waits for GM to call us all fucktards for various reasons
>>19519Well then you shouldn't have stuck your dick in the bitch, now should you?
>>19519train them to be better than you, you cuck.
>>19523I do not see how that will be possible under the circumstances. Why do you think I asked Tay?
>>19519I'm too sleep-deprived to answer to this, but here's a meme.
>>19516Fetuses are neutral. Just use Augury to ask Hitler to make it clear that slaughtering babies is wrong.
*Goes back to bed*
>>19524"infernuis tell you what infernuis father say to him when he banished me BE A MAN!"
>>19526"Inferius, we could be unleashing a monster worse than any we've seen before upon the universe."
>>19525Genetics are real, and environment matters
>>19510I never said that, I just read it differently
>>19511PssshAWWW
>>19514This is so ironic, given what I had planned
>>19519Again, the irony
>>19520I thought it was obvious at this point, stating it would be redundant
>>19527SO MUCH IRONY
GM absconds for Tea
>>19527Killing babies isn't lawful good, m8. At best, it's lawful evil.
>>19527"and i could have died in those mountains all those years ago."
>>19528On
>>19520 I forgot the > cause I was immitating trump
Anyway, can my enchantment work?
>tfw I can't watch tea >>19529Then give assurance this isn't the anti-christ
>>19531"you know this is a different set of circumstances. So very different"
>>19534>Give assuranceDon't go putting pressure on him/her so early. Let kids have dreams.
>>19534"not to me friend.my parents want me to die, you want your babby to die. same situation"
>>19535That's off the table!
>>19536"No, do you not see! I want the child to live. To thrive. To be loved. To live happily. To be a positive force in the world. But in some rocky soils only the vicious plants can grow. The odds are extremely against the poor child. The child needs more than he will get to avoid becoming his parents."
>>19538"then teach him to be better, if you kill this babby your no better than soros.
>>19539"Inferius, if you could stop the Anti-christ - Lenin, Marx or whoever - would you?"
>>19541"no if i did that then id have no one to do glorious battle with and defeat."
>>19542"If you could ask their victims, would they feel the same way?"
>>19538Tracy is willing to love her foal with all her being: it's the only thing in life she ever wanted.
She said from the beginning that her goal was to retire to a peaceful life in the rural West of Equestria, but that plan can be accommodated to this world and necessary elements of plot.
Regardless of circumstances, the roll of a family is to provide unconditional love. It shouldn't matter what the foal is born as, because it'd still be their child.
*Goes to bed for the third time*
>>19544"yes, a victory with out a great Struggle is meaningless."
>>19545She really should give up trying to mutate herself into a Jew, given that she's pregnant
>>19546"And if after our great struggle, after all we do, when we die it's handed over to more powerful version of Soros or Kefka, will that have made our efforts meaningful?"
>>19547"this you need stop tracy no good for bad to be in utero with jew blood."
>>19541Paladins don't kill babies, m8. Even if it's"necessary", it's simply not his place to do, as a Paladin and as a parent. Fratricide will do a lot more than take away Trumpaladin's powers.
I need sleep...
>>19550>sighGo to bed, I'll defend you
>>19548"theres always a kefka everywhere you go we can never escape thats all it is to it, but if we just give up then they win and billions die."
>>19550"Tracy, you've had a long two lives as the element of unoriginality. But you need to learn to do something even more unoriginal: Become a mother"
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