NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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Also, anyone wanna comment on what happened to those elves who are still milling about (not to mention all the kittens)?
>>19863ive got a name for my force they are my Gestapo
>>19864can lennos make me an item that raises my dex to 19?
>>19866From 9? No, that would be artifact grade, and it would conflict with the Arms
So Trump's got the Denver Bronco's, including the Generals(?), Infernius has his Gestapo, Tracy has her Assassin's guild (what was the name again?), and Thez has the Fight Club. There's also the elves (I'm thinking Troll will have taken them under her wing, even though she's not an alicorn in the Game),... am I forgetting anyone?
>>19870NICE! K. So there's 4-5 burgeoning forces in and around PB.
There's also a ship. This will get interesting indeed!
>>19872Who indeed? Wanna revive Korak and ask him?
>>19871we have 3.trump built 2 more.
>>19869would it be possible to get it to 19 with a few items?
>>19874Riiiiiight. I gotta keep better notes.
>>19875Typically no. Normally, magical augments don't stack, except in the case of artifacts.
>>19876i was just wondering because i need 15 dex to take the first level of 2 weapon fighting.
>>1987715 is do-able, but will require a shuffling/replacement of existing items, as well as the crafting of new ones.
I'm gonna need a status update on all the agendas and pursuits and shit of everyone. I'll go back through it as best I can tonight, but I am sure I've either overlooked or forgotten a bunch of stuff. Before this weekend, I should have a complete (or as near complete as has been determined) character outline for everyone, which I will then post for verification/comment/correction.
>>19879I hope I can have enough time to lay everything out. I think I would need confirmation and collaboration from the other players for some of it
>>19878wanna join my Gestapo as the arcane adviser?
>>19880tell me what you need from me.
>>19880I'm on a different schedule this week, so while I won't be available when usual, I will have plenty of time during the normally low-traffic hours (less distractions).
>>19879would i have to get rid of my arms?
>>19882Specifically I would like you to commit yourself and your ghestapo to accompany me in the next quest, which I believe will be to try to take control of Kefka's Court city. This is assuming conversations with knowledgeable NPCs suggest that this is as wise of a course of action as I believe it to be
>>19886our death squads are with you.
>>19886>court cityYou haven't played Final Fantasy 3 have you? ^_~
>>19885welcome Admiral.
>>19886can i reqquest one of thw ships to be signed over to the gestapo?
>>19879My original plan was to journey/research to seek the means to continue augmenting Tracy and perhaps some other horses in the process, but it seems like I simply can't do that now.
Give me a day or two to figure out my plans. I have a lot of work to do.
>>19879infernuis plans to get better at crafting learn to read and drill the gestapo so they gain some exp in fighting.
>>19889Yes, you may have one of the ships.
May I ask though, what your design is? My original intent was that these ships would be to carry missionaries to far off cities to spread the word of Football.
>>19874>>19876I had three ships commissioned. Probably smaller than the Galleon-class Jolly Cunt, but still clearly ocean-going
>>19892its a police boat NO MORE PIRATES!!
>>19893Wouldn't you prefer though that we commission a frigate, or the ship first be converted into a frigate?
>>19894yes actually i wasnt gonna ask because i didnt know if you wanted to spend the money or not, can torculi make us an airship?
>>19895Well, the Jew Horde is not ours per se but only in trust. We'll have to give the horde over to the city.
But we can encourage the people to fulfill their manifest destiny by liberating all the realm and spreading peace, goodness, and the American way. They liberated themselves, now they may bring themselves glory. And so we ask for a lot of the money back to raise armies and a navy.
If that doesn't work, well, someone has delivered over Thez's Gem horde. I'm sure that could buy a frigate.
If not, I'm using my six gorrilion profession points to use the darkest, most Arcane black magic of all:
Fractional-Reserve Banking. We take out a loan to pay for the ship.
>Can Tourcil make us an airshipThis. Just This.
>>19897Whoever can harness the dark powers of Fractional-Reserve Banking for themselves
Ben >>19900torculi me assign you a squad of men. fill the slots how ever you like.
>>19901I don't think he can lead men (need feat and probably a certain class)
What we do have are 14 elves just sitting around
>>19903I'm talking about gaining followers and cohorts under the D&D rules. Read those
>>19905Well... We still got 14 elves taking up space and bored in the stables
>>19906>>199075 men and 14 eleves then.
>>19906>>19908What is he going to do with them though?
>>19909thats up to him. he could make them meme machines if he wanted.
>>19910I think the NPCs need to be separately trained to be craftsman than being fighters. Let's work out a clear division of labor
>>19906>>19908I can do this
>hires trollestia as translatorUh choices in people?
Military engineers, weak ass wizards?
Archers?
>>19913Uh, military engineers x2
Archers to train the elves x2
We'll be the ranged division
>>19914Artilery. We need artillery
Also I'm sure Tourcil could get followers without cannibalizing other trained NPCs that are followers of others
>>19915>>19914Magic artillery would be nice but you dont have to.
"What are you all planning over here, guys? C-could I help?"
>>19917sure your part of the team.
>>19914>>19916If not magical, at least normal
>>19917"D'aww! She's finally taking interest in my plans for world domination!"
*Happiliy pets pony*
We're using our leadership powers and the money to raise an army and a a navy
>>19917>>19915Fine, 2 artillery men, and the engineers
>>19916I like the sound of that
>>19917"Hi smol hoers"
>>19920Are you wanting craftsmen to create thing or military engineers to operate ballistics and catapults? Maybe we could also do things like rigging explosives. Full medieval warfare
>>19921>catapultsDegenerate
Military engineers are travel logistics, fortications, etc.
So I want engineers
>>19923>The spoilered textI'm sorry, what did you mean by that?
>>19924REEEEEE! We need siege engines to capture cities. Whether that be Ballistas, Catapults, batterring rams, Trebuchets, or mining underneath walls and fortifications and setting explosives.
Also it's just cool. And useful against massed infantry.
>>19925>>19924also this torculi it might be a pretty good idea for the engineers to research this stuff.
>>19926I do think it would be simple enough to have a certain someone infiltrate a walled city, kill someone at the gate, and then open the gate for an army, but Trebuchets are just cool.
>>19925Yeah, but you don't want them out in the open
Besides, can a catapult launch a 90kg projectile 300m?
>>19926Luckily Torc has come across superiour siege engines in his research
>>19928>Metric systemYuck
We can use those though. Have a small crew to operate and horses or oxen to draw them. I hope we can get some before we go after Kefka's city. Actually I hope we won't need it. I guess we'll just ask Sechs
>>19923do the small hores wanna join my gestapo?
>>19931REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! She's mine! Back off
>>19932This treachery will be remembered
>>19935"but little pony... you were supposed to be our vanguard, or infiltrator, for the Denver Broncos..."
>>19934>>19933tracy is a valuable ally we can all share bro.
>>19936"What do you want from me, Flashy?" *rubs cheek against thigh*
>>19940"To help kill shit, of course. Whether in great mass or in stealth"
Is there any possibility of Tracy hiring a druid?
>>19941"me just want to be friend since she no more stab me."
>>19944"But she's broncos..."
Yes I am making her wear the Jersey. Under the cloak I guess
>>19943Maybe?
"REEEEEEEEEEEE my faggot is eating beef"
>>19946thaat make me sad me cant even be her friend trump.
>>19949>>19944"She's never taken any interest in my larger plans before. This is a chance for bonding"
>>19947Um... bad faggot?
>>19950This
>>19951"I want to have our wedding ceremony and settle down before our foal is born, Flashy."
>>19951*hick accent*
"dixie say ay fuck you man"
>>19953"Let's see, Infernius can marry you two."
>>19953"I want to give our foal something special. Something great. A great inheritance. An Empire. Do you not want to help me?"
>>19957"I'll help you, Flashy, but stability is more important than greatness. I want our family to be able to live peacefully."
>>19958"Hence why we need to do it now"
>>19958"That's okay I guess. I'll run the family business. Just thought the kind of work it involves might interest you is all"
>>19959[worried pony noises]
"Won't it take months though? Pretty soon, I won't be able to fight or take risks like I used to..."
*touches hoof to belly*
>>19958*mutters to self*
greatness is pretty great
>>19961"Well, I just thought there were a few cities where an infiltrator opening the doors or killing the leaders might be helpful, but I see your point.
If you
promise you won't be going around putting unnecessary risks on the foal while we're on campaign"
>>19962*whispers to self*
"this"
\r
>>19963"Just get married before we start, then you won't have to worry about last minute shit right before the baby is born"