NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Also, anyone wanna comment on what happened to those elves who are still milling about (not to mention all the kittens)?
So Trump's got the Denver Bronco's, including the Generals(?), Infernius has his Gestapo, Tracy has her Assassin's guild (what was the name again?), and Thez has the Fight Club. There's also the elves (I'm thinking Troll will have taken them under her wing, even though she's not an alicorn in the Game),... am I forgetting anyone?
>>19870
NICE! K. So there's 4-5 burgeoning forces in and around PB.
There's also a ship. This will get interesting indeed!
NICE! K. So there's 4-5 burgeoning forces in and around PB.
There's also a ship. This will get interesting indeed!
>>19877
15 is do-able, but will require a shuffling/replacement of existing items, as well as the crafting of new ones.
I'm gonna need a status update on all the agendas and pursuits and shit of everyone. I'll go back through it as best I can tonight, but I am sure I've either overlooked or forgotten a bunch of stuff. Before this weekend, I should have a complete (or as near complete as has been determined) character outline for everyone, which I will then post for verification/comment/correction.
15 is do-able, but will require a shuffling/replacement of existing items, as well as the crafting of new ones.
I'm gonna need a status update on all the agendas and pursuits and shit of everyone. I'll go back through it as best I can tonight, but I am sure I've either overlooked or forgotten a bunch of stuff. Before this weekend, I should have a complete (or as near complete as has been determined) character outline for everyone, which I will then post for verification/comment/correction.
>>19879
I hope I can have enough time to lay everything out. I think I would need confirmation and collaboration from the other players for some of it
I hope I can have enough time to lay everything out. I think I would need confirmation and collaboration from the other players for some of it
>>19880
I'm on a different schedule this week, so while I won't be available when usual, I will have plenty of time during the normally low-traffic hours (less distractions).
I'm on a different schedule this week, so while I won't be available when usual, I will have plenty of time during the normally low-traffic hours (less distractions).
>>19882
Specifically I would like you to commit yourself and your ghestapo to accompany me in the next quest, which I believe will be to try to take control of Kefka's Court city. This is assuming conversations with knowledgeable NPCs suggest that this is as wise of a course of action as I believe it to be
Specifically I would like you to commit yourself and your ghestapo to accompany me in the next quest, which I believe will be to try to take control of Kefka's Court city. This is assuming conversations with knowledgeable NPCs suggest that this is as wise of a course of action as I believe it to be
>>19879
My original plan was to journey/research to seek the means to continue augmenting Tracy and perhaps some other horses in the process, but it seems like I simply can't do that now.
Give me a day or two to figure out my plans. I have a lot of work to do.
My original plan was to journey/research to seek the means to continue augmenting Tracy and perhaps some other horses in the process, but it seems like I simply can't do that now.
Give me a day or two to figure out my plans. I have a lot of work to do.
>>19879
infernuis plans to get better at crafting learn to read and drill the gestapo so they gain some exp in fighting.
infernuis plans to get better at crafting learn to read and drill the gestapo so they gain some exp in fighting.
>>19889
Yes, you may have one of the ships.
May I ask though, what your design is? My original intent was that these ships would be to carry missionaries to far off cities to spread the word of Football.
>>19874
>>19876
I had three ships commissioned. Probably smaller than the Galleon-class Jolly Cunt, but still clearly ocean-going
Yes, you may have one of the ships.
May I ask though, what your design is? My original intent was that these ships would be to carry missionaries to far off cities to spread the word of Football.
>>19874
>>19876
I had three ships commissioned. Probably smaller than the Galleon-class Jolly Cunt, but still clearly ocean-going
>>19893
Wouldn't you prefer though that we commission a frigate, or the ship first be converted into a frigate?
Wouldn't you prefer though that we commission a frigate, or the ship first be converted into a frigate?
>>19894
yes actually i wasnt gonna ask because i didnt know if you wanted to spend the money or not, can torculi make us an airship?
yes actually i wasnt gonna ask because i didnt know if you wanted to spend the money or not, can torculi make us an airship?
>>19895
Well, the Jew Horde is not ours per se but only in trust. We'll have to give the horde over to the city.
But we can encourage the people to fulfill their manifest destiny by liberating all the realm and spreading peace, goodness, and the American way. They liberated themselves, now they may bring themselves glory. And so we ask for a lot of the money back to raise armies and a navy.
If that doesn't work, well, someone has delivered over Thez's Gem horde. I'm sure that could buy a frigate.
If not, I'm using my six gorrilion profession points to use the darkest, most Arcane black magic of all: Fractional-Reserve Banking. We take out a loan to pay for the ship.
>Can Tourcil make us an airship
This. Just This.
Well, the Jew Horde is not ours per se but only in trust. We'll have to give the horde over to the city.
But we can encourage the people to fulfill their manifest destiny by liberating all the realm and spreading peace, goodness, and the American way. They liberated themselves, now they may bring themselves glory. And so we ask for a lot of the money back to raise armies and a navy.
If that doesn't work, well, someone has delivered over Thez's Gem horde. I'm sure that could buy a frigate.
If not, I'm using my six gorrilion profession points to use the darkest, most Arcane black magic of all: Fractional-Reserve Banking. We take out a loan to pay for the ship.
>Can Tourcil make us an airship
This. Just This.
>>19901
I don't think he can lead men (need feat and probably a certain class)
What we do have are 14 elves just sitting around
I don't think he can lead men (need feat and probably a certain class)
What we do have are 14 elves just sitting around
>>19910
I think the NPCs need to be separately trained to be craftsman than being fighters. Let's work out a clear division of labor
I think the NPCs need to be separately trained to be craftsman than being fighters. Let's work out a clear division of labor
>>19914
Artilery. We need artillery
Also I'm sure Tourcil could get followers without cannibalizing other trained NPCs that are followers of others
Artilery. We need artillery
Also I'm sure Tourcil could get followers without cannibalizing other trained NPCs that are followers of others
"What are you all planning over here, guys? C-could I help?"
>>19920
Are you wanting craftsmen to create thing or military engineers to operate ballistics and catapults? Maybe we could also do things like rigging explosives. Full medieval warfare
Are you wanting craftsmen to create thing or military engineers to operate ballistics and catapults? Maybe we could also do things like rigging explosives. Full medieval warfare
I've got one foot in the graveyard right now, but I don't want to be left out entirely. Just give me a tip.
>>19921
This.
>>19921
This.
>>19921
>catapults
Degenerate
Military engineers are travel logistics, fortications, etc.
So I want engineers
>catapults
Degenerate
Military engineers are travel logistics, fortications, etc.
So I want engineers
>>19923
>The spoilered text
I'm sorry, what did you mean by that?
>>19924
REEEEEE! We need siege engines to capture cities. Whether that be Ballistas, Catapults, batterring rams, Trebuchets, or mining underneath walls and fortifications and setting explosives.
Also it's just cool. And useful against massed infantry.
>The spoilered text
I'm sorry, what did you mean by that?
>>19924
REEEEEE! We need siege engines to capture cities. Whether that be Ballistas, Catapults, batterring rams, Trebuchets, or mining underneath walls and fortifications and setting explosives.
Also it's just cool. And useful against massed infantry.
>>19926
I do think it would be simple enough to have a certain someone infiltrate a walled city, kill someone at the gate, and then open the gate for an army, but Trebuchets are just cool.
I do think it would be simple enough to have a certain someone infiltrate a walled city, kill someone at the gate, and then open the gate for an army, but Trebuchets are just cool.
>>19928
>Metric system
Yuck
We can use those though. Have a small crew to operate and horses or oxen to draw them. I hope we can get some before we go after Kefka's city. Actually I hope we won't need it. I guess we'll just ask Sechs
>Metric system
Yuck
We can use those though. Have a small crew to operate and horses or oxen to draw them. I hope we can get some before we go after Kefka's city. Actually I hope we won't need it. I guess we'll just ask Sechs
>>19935
"but little pony... you were supposed to be our vanguard, or infiltrator, for the Denver Broncos..."
"but little pony... you were supposed to be our vanguard, or infiltrator, for the Denver Broncos..."
>>19953
"I want to give our foal something special. Something great. A great inheritance. An Empire. Do you not want to help me?"
"I want to give our foal something special. Something great. A great inheritance. An Empire. Do you not want to help me?"
>>19957
"I'll help you, Flashy, but stability is more important than greatness. I want our family to be able to live peacefully."
"I'll help you, Flashy, but stability is more important than greatness. I want our family to be able to live peacefully."
>>19958
"That's okay I guess. I'll run the family business. Just thought the kind of work it involves might interest you is all"
"That's okay I guess. I'll run the family business. Just thought the kind of work it involves might interest you is all"
>>19959
[worried pony noises]
"Won't it take months though? Pretty soon, I won't be able to fight or take risks like I used to..."
*touches hoof to belly*
[worried pony noises]
"Won't it take months though? Pretty soon, I won't be able to fight or take risks like I used to..."
*touches hoof to belly*
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