NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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>>19623Oh, cuz he's the only one,....
>>19628Fat is good for preggos
>>19630Thez raises an eyebrow. "We'll see about that."
>>19635>wife-beater of beating wivesI'll work on it
>>19636>>19638These
>>19644"I haven't asked, but I wager she was. When she was staring you down, you didn't flinch AND you blew Soros' fuggin' head off."
>>19645Oh you're one to talk. Xp
>>19654I want you to grant me a title and a good plot of land.
>>19656Does it really matter anyway?
>>19657who is she? Can you talk to her? Is she watching us?
>>19660"She's prescient, but she tends to focus on her domain, which is the expanse between the Abyss and Hell. So, maybe."
>>19658"Title and plot of land? You're going to command an army. But I'm sure there will be plenty of cities and kingdoms that suit you"
>>19659I'll shut up now
>>19657>You're one to talkB-but!
>>19657Thez, let Inferius help the child
>>19662Let the kid be reared before you do stuff to him: give him at least a moment's chance.
>>19663We're just going to cure the child of the Jew blood is all. That and keep Tracy from messing up the child more
>>19660"As for who she is,... she's the archetype of the divine feminine. The source of all resolve, determination, fortitude, and perseverance. She is the the unstoppable force and the immovable object. Her names are countless, and yet unknown."
>>19665I Think I've seen that kind of determination in a woman's expression before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XiBU8geK08(Just listen to her voice. She sounds like she is ready to fight the whole world - and win)
>>19666THANK YOU! That's how you use trips
"I could speak volumes of her, and yet my words would not be sufficient, in that they are just words. What answers can I give that will further illustrate the questions you might ask?"
>>19657"thez im not hurt bab,we may."
>>19664The parts of her body that regenerated with the blood would've been fiendish, meaning that Soros's blood shouldn't have an health-afflicting deformative affects on her uterus due to its monstrous metabolism. If the foal inherited any planetouched attributes, they would've been inherited genetically, and by GM having fun.
>>19668Epona deserves trips too...
>>19671The child must not have evil extra=planar elements, that I know
>>19673Why does Tracy thank Epona for the pregnancy, but not Football?
Or Trumpaladin for that matter >>19673You assume Epona is not Football or of Football.
>>19672"No one calls her. She goes where she pleases, and does what she does. It is not known what is within or without her domain or purview. You saw how Soros attempted to rebuke her, and what became of it."
>>19675"We have to take it first"
>>19676"Can you communicate with her?"
>>19677"Then what are we sitting around for?"
>>19679"Don't worry in the least. I'll be on it"
>>19674Tracy isn't really much of a zealot in any formal sense
(she just exploits divegrass for power), since Equestrians aren't exactly religious. She does feel a subtle calling..
I just think Epona deserves trips on this board, due to its nature.
Also teiflings aren't always bad. Don't be a racist bigot.
>>19682You can see where her softcore outlook on religion comes from then:
>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all day, while a group of ~6 mortals save the world themselves >>19684Seems relavent to our situation.
>>19685Because mlpol is pretty racist. But it was established the very first session Thez was introduced, in the transformation from the soros blood, and basically every session since, that Trumpaladin is racist against infernals and extra-planars.
>>19684>Most powerful being in the world sits on her ass eating cake all dayWouldn't you do the same if you were a god?
>>19687>Wouldn't you do the same if you were a god?I didn't say she was wrong.
Oh shart.
Tracy detaches herself from the ice cream machine and fucks off to the grove to see her friend.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.
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>>19690No don't! She'll see someone there it's probably better she not see
Thankfully I can delete other people's posts.
I'll ask dev team about that "password" issue, although I am still betting they will say it is browser related
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>>19696im using Brave if they need to know.
Been away for a little while
Did I miss anything?
>>19698tay learned about the golden bitch.
>>19698Tracy is allowed to eat lots of sweets but you are not
>>19699Is that something I should learn about or wait until I am older?
>>19704"shes a very mean golden woman Never talk to her shes evil."
>>19706"Got it. Don't talk to golden women."
>>19705okay you can have SOME candy.
>>19706"But the Golden Lady cured Thez. She could cure Tracy and the child. Of course, she also claimed she cursed Thez. Either way though, we might need her."
>>19705"Little Filly, you are very manipulative"
>>19704"You were there when she cured Thez and banished Soros"
>>19710>>19711she was a bitch to me she paralyzed me!
>>19709>>19709>pic related >>19710But that's true. Tracy gets to eat buckets of sweets because she's emaciated and looks like she just escaped a gulag, while Nord Filly will destroy her teeth and become obese if she keeps eating so much candy
>>19711>"Little Filly, you are very manipulative""....."
"So golden lady is nice some times?"
>was preoccupied looking at twigs yesterday>>19712"CANDY!!.... Thanks"
>>19712I was talking to Trumpaladin's faggot.
*Hibernates for real this time*
Don't respond, I gotta sleep.
>>19715But what if the real reason
kidding, sleep >>19717*carries back to tower AND tucks in*
>>19712"I was paralyzed too. So was Tourcil, who, like you, was sticking up for your freedom and for Thez. But the vengeful one, and the one who wanted to poison herself and her child with Jew blood... They stayed free throughout the whole encounter. As if they live and we die because their intentions are bad and ours good. It felt poetic in a sort of way. Like Cockroaches being the only survivors of a nuclear war. It was foreboding, like a warning that for all of our efforts, the only thing that will come of our team that survives will be evil. A terrible feeling, the symbolism. God I hope that whole encounter had no larger meaning"
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>>19719>autistic screech "have more faith in our gods bro"
>>19720"The whole end of that battle, and what happened afterwards, just made it seem like we are - I am - destined to do more harm and spread more evil than good. Made me want to quit leading the city. Like that was the only way to avoid some horrific future"
>>19721"i think you need to go have a chat with FOOTBALL, im not saying i cant help but that would be the best solution in my professional opinion, and as your psychiatrist i am forcing you to!"
>>19722"Tell me you're not just a little worried by the behavior of at least one of your teammates. Myself included"
>>19723"used to i would have sided with her because shes feeding him right now, but due to recent dietary alterations i must say i agrre with you"
*infernuis looks up from his book of letters*
>>19724"Inferius, here's the thing. We have power now. Power to influence people's lives. And we're going to have a hell of a lot more if I were to continue the way I planned to. But we need to be responsible with that power. We need to make sure we will help - not do evil. Unless we have the best of intentions, we'll leave the world - maybe other worlds - worse off.
Thez really impressed me when she showed that she was sacrificing herself for the sake of her friends. That's a hell of a lot better intent than I had - I wanted to take the mage's place as emperor. It's better than what Tracy and probably Tay intended as well. But bless Thez - she's looking at this too narrowly. It's not just us, it's people everywhere who could be affected. We need to think of that."
>>19725"me with you on that trump."
Fug, Norfilly really makes me feel like we have a legit filly poner in the group.
>sigh
Explanation inbound
Thez explains the encounter with the golden woman. "In the moment, and when presented with the situation, Trump sought to introduce himself, as though diplomacy could have mediated the situation. And yet, it should have been obvious that that was not a time for pleasantries. It should also have been obvious that Trump was not dealing with an equal. For that, he was silenced. Torcuil did well, but his demeanor was plaintive, as though he could 'politely' demand to know who he was speaking to, and moreover, he did not answer Her question. I'nis did right in telling her "Fuck you" and would have succeeded in that, but he failed in that he neither answered Her question nor maintained his resolve. It didn't help that,... I had kinda told Her all about him, and by that She was angered by his mere existence. One of the Laws is "Commit to No One",... and I'nis was evidence that I had broken the Law. Tay however, decided (whether consciously or not) that she had an opportunity to take advantage of. She probably knew she could easily be disabled or murdered, but saw an opportunity for herself and acted upon it. This is precisely the spirit that She represents, acknowledges, and is lenient toward. Tracy neither answered nor faltered, which again shows resolve and determination, and when Tay blew Soros' head off Tracy disregarded the situation to take advantage of another opportunity. Both could be considered to have acted disrespectfully, but it was a defiance that showed utility in the face of overwhelming force, rather than an attempt to counteract, placate, or deny that force. And when She demanded their names, they answered with neither supplication nor assertiveness. There was a daring in their answers that showed Her the very thing She craves from all living things, resolve. And then they bantered! In that, She could see why I had defied Her for you all. It is not that She felt Trump's or I'nis' or Torcuil's responses were invalid, but they were predictable and,... well,... male. But when She acted to harm all of you, even though I know (ALL too well) how easily She could destroy me and the rest of you, I didn't hesitate. I couldn't stand the idea of you coming to harm, especially because it was my fault She was there in the first place. It was ALL my fault, and because it was my fault, it was Her's," Thez says meekly (not like in the bath house).
"When I first crossed Her path, I was little more than a pile of rags, having,... gawd I can't even imagine how long I had been wandering. Through this gate and that, portal after portal, zone and dimension, one after another. Time-changes and life-experiences and fractured personalities and life-times that seemed real. I walked through a gate, the gate that led to Her domain, which is at the border of the Abyss and Hell, and I simply walked by Her. I didn't even notice Her at first, so she just watched me, and followed along. She put obstacles in my way, and I destroyed them. She set traps for me and I evaded them or I survived and healed from them. Finally She stood before me Herself,... and we fought. We fought for days. I wasn't really conscious of what I was doing, but I still remember it. For perspective, the gate which I had walked through was forbidden to Demons, and those who ventured through were quickly dealt with. I can only imagine Her surprise when a mortal, a child even (there was some time-reversal shit prior) walked through. So as we fought, She expected a quick and simple conclusion, but that is not what happened. I forced Her to use an ability She had not shown anyone. It wasn't even known that She had it, so secret was it, but still - and largely because She underestimated me - I forced Her hand. That is how I piqued her interest. It was after that that She remade me of the house of Thez, and placed a Geas on me that from that point forward I would take it as my name."
>>19728In the deadliest single aircraft disaster of all time, some 520 out of 524 people died. A small number of people in the rear of the airplane - in the smoking section - survived. They survived because they were smokers, while everyone else died. That's what that experience felt like.
>>19731"that a good *looks in book* metaphor"
>>19731"That is what She is. She is Wrath personified. She is Lust in form. She is Sloth, and Pride, and all those things mortals have come to fear. But she is not wholly evil, and because I was remade by Her, my fault was Her's. And so, She removed Her fault from me."
>>19730"me wish i could have saved you from all that"
>>19734"Only death could do such a thing, and that I would not abide, which too was what caught Her interest. Her gifts are horrible and wonderful, but not for the faint of heart."
She turns to Trump. "She could indeed remove everything of Soros from Tracy, but it would not come without a price. Be wary of asking it."
>>19735"heart aches at such a bleak thought"
>>19730"What was your name before?"
>>19733"To be completely honest, I wasn't really intending on intervening at the time. I was far more interested in Tracy, and to a lesser extent, on Tay. It seemed like whatever was going on with the Golden Lady was between you and her. But Inferius and Tourcil were talking, so I figured I'd step in."
>>19736"Like what kind of price?"
>>19738"something more than gold is always the price with devils"
>>19739"my mother would know more..."
>>19739"We have to make a Mephistopheles bargain? Aw hell no. It was Tracy's Mephistopheles bargain that got us into this mess. Is there another way?"
>>19738"Gilana. Gilana de Fatima Korragar. Thank you for asking."
>>19739"This, most assuredly."
>>19739"Perhaps we have more in common than I had anticipated."
>>19741"What Tracy did was not a bargain, though clearly some form of exchange took place. I don't know what reversing that exchange will mean, nor can I anticipate how she will respond. She seems to rather like the changes that have occurred."
>>19742"You are welcome. What name do you prefer to go by?
"It's all the same. She sought to harness evil powers, and that always comes a price. Yes I know she's just fine with it, do not remind me"
*shudders*
"Trying to save her came at a far bigger price"
>>19743"now do you see why i told the filly not to talk to the gold lady?
>>19743>>19744She chuckles. "The path to hell is paved with good intentions. Thez is fine, I've known it for so long that anything else seems,... odd," she smiles, and looks at Infernius. "But I won't stop you if you choose to call me something else,... I'nis."
>>19746"oh and by the way the only way i faultered is because her aura reminded me of you."
>>19748"A mistake I hope you won't repeat," she says with a wink.
>>19749"if she challenges me ill fight her to the death before i surrender!
>could tay makes me mp4 related gm? >>19746"Let me ask you. Is it worth it? Good intentions I mean"
>>19751"If you're asking me whether I would choose death over good intentions, I'll still favor the latter."
>>19753"thats one of the reasons i love you"
>>19754She smirks. "Would you do any different?"
>>19755"no" infernuis says with a wink and a tickle to the ribs.
>>19756"You're lucky I don't have a tail a tail anymore, else I'd drop you without even shifting my weight," she says crossing her arms playfully.
[9d20 = 66]
"Okay, I can't break the grapple cursed items! but I can still beat you while IN a grapple,"
T> Nonlethal full-round attack