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This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>19964
"Now hol' up. Why do you want to deny the opportunity to find the best place for a wedding. Or a formal proposal for that matter. Kefka's castle. Far off beaches. There is so much more this world has to offer"
"Now hol' up. Why do you want to deny the opportunity to find the best place for a wedding. Or a formal proposal for that matter. Kefka's castle. Far off beaches. There is so much more this world has to offer"
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>>19966
>not getting married at the 50 yard line in the broncos stadium
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB"
>not getting married at the 50 yard line in the broncos stadium
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB"
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>>19974
I think that's right
>>19975
>>19974
"You two know damn well I do not want to marry that girl, that I don't quite like her, and that I definitely don't trust her. And I know equally well that the two of you, and Thez, and her, are all going to try to force me into it regardless.
Now I guess that's just fine because my whole damned existence has been settling for second best and doing things I am not comfortable doing for the sake of others. Whether it's jobs, family, actions in battle, and... relationships... I've always done what I had to do, even if I don't always love.
But please, if this must be my cross to bare, please let me try to determine if there is any way we can be friendly with one another. Let me see if we have anything in common. If can ever feel safe with her out of line of sight. This is the first time I've ever seen her express interest in the group. Or in something I wanted to accomplish. If you're going to force me with her, let me see if I can like her. Be her friend. Please"
>>19976
You hurt your flashy when you denied that you wanted to raise an army of horse ninjas
I think that's right
>>19975
>>19974
"You two know damn well I do not want to marry that girl, that I don't quite like her, and that I definitely don't trust her. And I know equally well that the two of you, and Thez, and her, are all going to try to force me into it regardless.
Now I guess that's just fine because my whole damned existence has been settling for second best and doing things I am not comfortable doing for the sake of others. Whether it's jobs, family, actions in battle, and... relationships... I've always done what I had to do, even if I don't always love.
But please, if this must be my cross to bare, please let me try to determine if there is any way we can be friendly with one another. Let me see if we have anything in common. If can ever feel safe with her out of line of sight. This is the first time I've ever seen her express interest in the group. Or in something I wanted to accomplish. If you're going to force me with her, let me see if I can like her. Be her friend. Please"
>>19976
You hurt your flashy when you denied that you wanted to raise an army of horse ninjas
>>19977
"Okay Okay, back off. Don't need to know the details, I'll just leave you two alone"
Fuck I heard a scum of the earth cockroach
"Okay Okay, back off. Don't need to know the details, I'll just leave you two alone"
Fuck I heard a scum of the earth cockroach
>>19977
You hurt your Tracy really badly when you nonchalantly mentioned her foal "losing the genetic lottery" and suggested killing it as a precaution for whateverthefuck: I had to do a whole bunch of math to prevent the charts from going down in flames.
If you're going to say something retarded, don't put it in quotes.
You hurt your Tracy really badly when you nonchalantly mentioned her foal "losing the genetic lottery" and suggested killing it as a precaution for whateverthefuck: I had to do a whole bunch of math to prevent the charts from going down in flames.
If you're going to say something retarded, don't put it in quotes.
>>19979
Why is that a scum of the earth cockroach thing to say?
>>19978
>>19979
"alright, thank you"
*returns*
"I settled that Tracy. Now, what was it you were wanting to talk about?"
>>19980
Probably wasn't the smartest move on my part. I had definitely intended that to be said more privately when I first thought of that. At least it is intended to be as much of an indictment of Trumpaladin as Tracy, because he is alleging his line is bad as well
Why is that a scum of the earth cockroach thing to say?
>>19978
>>19979
"alright, thank you"
*returns*
"I settled that Tracy. Now, what was it you were wanting to talk about?"
>>19980
Probably wasn't the smartest move on my part. I had definitely intended that to be said more privately when I first thought of that. At least it is intended to be as much of an indictment of Trumpaladin as Tracy, because he is alleging his line is bad as well
>>19981
I don't mean that, I man there is a fucking cockroach in the same room as me. I fucking had the bastards more than anyone has hated anything before.
Uh huh, sure it also was talking about Trumpaladin
I don't mean that, I man there is a fucking cockroach in the same room as me. I fucking had the bastards more than anyone has hated anything before.
Uh huh, sure it also was talking about Trumpaladin
>>19981
Don't talk about that crap again: It pisses me off.
Killing babies is never okay.
>what was it you were wanting to talk about?
"I wanted to see how I could help, Flashy."
Don't talk about that crap again: It pisses me off.
Killing babies is never okay.
>what was it you were wanting to talk about?
"I wanted to see how I could help, Flashy."
>>19985
Only one case it is proper to kill a fetus/baby
Its a fucking coachroach
>implying you could abort the anti-christ
Only one case it is proper to kill a fetus/baby
Its a fucking coachroach
>implying you could abort the anti-christ
>>19983
"Well, let me tell you Tracy..."
"Actually, everyone! Get in here! Let me tell you what I think we should do and why.
Now, Korak mentioned that Kefka was taking tribute from every city on the planet, more or less, and terrifying them with the Tarrasque, killing at random. He ruled from his Court city. The way I see it, if an Emperor or King of Kings has died, that leaves a vacuum that has to be filled by something. Much room to expand our influence. Much room to expand Port Barry's influence. So if there were a large number of cities that had agreed to pledge tribute, be protectorates or vassals of the Emperor, I'm imagining that if there is a new leader in the Court city - one who expects less than half the former tribute and doesn't kill wantonly - it'll be all the same to them. Many cities, most cities perhaps, will become more independent. New Tyrants, new Pirate lords. We'll have to kill them eventually to free this realm. But if we can go into the Court City, show that we are the ones who killed Kefka, maybe they'll let us in, maybe we'll have to fight off a council. I don't know. But if we take that city, we'll command far more respect across this realm. Many cities will agree to open up their gates to our missionaries and tradesmen. Many will want to become vassals. This is besides the possible vast wealth and Knowledge that might exist in that city.
So I say we try to take that city as soon as possible. Before a new government is well organized.
Inferius, help me in leading a small army of Port Barry to the Court city. Two small armies. Torucil, if you can repeat that nuke feat, or provide artillery, that would also be very helpful. Tracy, you have lots of skills, and the exact way you could help would need more information.
So who agrees?"
"Well, let me tell you Tracy..."
"Actually, everyone! Get in here! Let me tell you what I think we should do and why.
Now, Korak mentioned that Kefka was taking tribute from every city on the planet, more or less, and terrifying them with the Tarrasque, killing at random. He ruled from his Court city. The way I see it, if an Emperor or King of Kings has died, that leaves a vacuum that has to be filled by something. Much room to expand our influence. Much room to expand Port Barry's influence. So if there were a large number of cities that had agreed to pledge tribute, be protectorates or vassals of the Emperor, I'm imagining that if there is a new leader in the Court city - one who expects less than half the former tribute and doesn't kill wantonly - it'll be all the same to them. Many cities, most cities perhaps, will become more independent. New Tyrants, new Pirate lords. We'll have to kill them eventually to free this realm. But if we can go into the Court City, show that we are the ones who killed Kefka, maybe they'll let us in, maybe we'll have to fight off a council. I don't know. But if we take that city, we'll command far more respect across this realm. Many cities will agree to open up their gates to our missionaries and tradesmen. Many will want to become vassals. This is besides the possible vast wealth and Knowledge that might exist in that city.
So I say we try to take that city as soon as possible. Before a new government is well organized.
Inferius, help me in leading a small army of Port Barry to the Court city. Two small armies. Torucil, if you can repeat that nuke feat, or provide artillery, that would also be very helpful. Tracy, you have lots of skills, and the exact way you could help would need more information.
So who agrees?"
>>19994
"Did you say you wanted to tone down all of the violence when your foal is nearer the end of term?"
"Did you say you wanted to tone down all of the violence when your foal is nearer the end of term?"
>>20004
>>20002
>this is what he would've spent it on
>>20002
>this is what he would've spent it on
>>20001
>>19998
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
>>19998
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
>>20007
At least it wasn't:
>Aborting the Anti-Christ is morally justified
or
>I can have multiple waifus
Like it could've been if he hadn't forgotten to un-cuck the system.
At least it wasn't:
>Aborting the Anti-Christ is morally justified
or
>I can have multiple waifus
Like it could've been if he hadn't forgotten to un-cuck the system.
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>>19988
"I agree"
Though I feel inclined to warn y'all that I wont be on for a little longer than a week starting friday
"I agree"
Though I feel inclined to warn y'all that I wont be on for a little longer than a week starting friday
>>20019
Careful. That's a legitimate sexual position, with just a little clothing removed
"Well... I have to say I'm a little worried too"
*contemplates pulling pants down, or going into the other room*
I mean, if you need to go, then you can go. I only slept three hours last night anyways
>>20018
"She deserved it. No Jew blood cravings"
Careful. That's a legitimate sexual position, with just a little clothing removed
"Well... I have to say I'm a little worried too"
*contemplates pulling pants down, or going into the other room*
I mean, if you need to go, then you can go. I only slept three hours last night anyways
>>20018
"She deserved it. No Jew blood cravings"
>hears roach again
I swear to god if I wake up sleeping with a roach again I will not hesitate to kill myself
See you faggots l8r
I swear to god if I wake up sleeping with a roach again I will not hesitate to kill myself
See you faggots l8r
>>19884
Did you for the bracers?
>>19896
<beat beat beat beat beat beat beat>
"DON'T you DARE sell them!"
>>19904
Meh, that's more about attracting and hiring followers. The party has a whole Port full of options. Still need Leadership tho.
>>19936
"I can do that!" Thez is better at stealth anyway Xp
>>19969
>map
Did you for the bracers?
>>19896
<beat beat beat beat beat beat beat>
"DON'T you DARE sell them!"
>>19904
Meh, that's more about attracting and hiring followers. The party has a whole Port full of options. Still need Leadership tho.
>>19936
"I can do that!" Thez is better at stealth anyway Xp
>>19969
>map
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>>20037
I, Tracy's faggot, was hoping to start an underground national transequinist movement among horses on the continent in the future, but for that I'll need the powers of a druid and maybe even a sorcerer to Awaken, empower, and augment the horses.
I, Tracy's faggot, was hoping to start an underground national transequinist movement among horses on the continent in the future, but for that I'll need the powers of a druid and maybe even a sorcerer to Awaken, empower, and augment the horses.
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>>20040
I was thinking to just train them one at a time with the Handle Animal skill, buy them, or Intimidate them. The goal isn't nearly as much to gain cohorts as it is to fill the world with more intelligent, magical horses or monsters.
I actually had the skeleton of this idea a while ago, before Tracy even actually transformed; when I read on some fansite that nightmares were created unnaturally by subjecting Pegasi to gruesome, dark rituals that corrupted their blood and caused them to cast away their noble nature and become their own breed in Shadowfell. Nightmares were one of my favorite creatures even before I played this game (I'd never played D&D before, but I was always interested in fantasy monsters), so I gladly sprang at the opportunity to turn Tracy into one (she already has most of the behavioral characteristics anyway); I'm glad GM gave me the chance to play her as one, especially since it fits so well with the Ghost rider Theme.
I was thinking to just train them one at a time with the Handle Animal skill, buy them, or Intimidate them. The goal isn't nearly as much to gain cohorts as it is to fill the world with more intelligent, magical horses or monsters.
I actually had the skeleton of this idea a while ago, before Tracy even actually transformed; when I read on some fansite that nightmares were created unnaturally by subjecting Pegasi to gruesome, dark rituals that corrupted their blood and caused them to cast away their noble nature and become their own breed in Shadowfell. Nightmares were one of my favorite creatures even before I played this game (I'd never played D&D before, but I was always interested in fantasy monsters), so I gladly sprang at the opportunity to turn Tracy into one (she already has most of the behavioral characteristics anyway); I'm glad GM gave me the chance to play her as one, especially since it fits so well with the Ghost rider Theme.
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>How the rest of the site sees us
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>>20049
Awaken isn't an unpleasant augmentation, and idk if I'll ever be able to actually mutate other horses.
Awaken isn't an unpleasant augmentation, and idk if I'll ever be able to actually mutate other horses.
>>20056
THIS
H
I
S
I must recruit Nordfilly
>>20057
Welp, if you don't want the additional 8 hit die, the +4 strength, the ability to command other horses and ponies, the access to an entire list of spells, the improved saving throws, the improved speed, the improved evasion, the +10 natural armor, or the probably improved spell resistance that come from being a Paladin's mount, then I guess that's okay
THIS
H
I
S
I must recruit Nordfilly
>>20057
Welp, if you don't want the additional 8 hit die, the +4 strength, the ability to command other horses and ponies, the access to an entire list of spells, the improved saving throws, the improved speed, the improved evasion, the +10 natural armor, or the probably improved spell resistance that come from being a Paladin's mount, then I guess that's okay
>>20059
I thought the reason you turned her down was because Paladin's can only have Lawful Good cohorts?
I thought the reason you turned her down was because Paladin's can only have Lawful Good cohorts?
Did Thez take back Bob btw?
>>20060
The Paladin rules don't per se forbid having evil aligned cohorts, but it does require all relations with such to be justified by necessity. I have no idea about mounts.
But story wise, that is essentially the reason. Holy hell it would look bad if Trumpaladin had a mount who was going around murdering random people. Also it would be bad.
The Paladin rules don't per se forbid having evil aligned cohorts, but it does require all relations with such to be justified by necessity. I have no idea about mounts.
But story wise, that is essentially the reason. Holy hell it would look bad if Trumpaladin had a mount who was going around murdering random people. Also it would be bad.
>>20063
GM, can Torc learn summoning?
I'm considering carving myself a 20d barrel die. Am I to far gone?
GM, can Torc learn summoning?
I'm considering carving myself a 20d barrel die. Am I to far gone?
>>20064
I'll check out Trollestia's grove and the mountains beyond there forth. Hippies like them are always leaving magic signs all over the place to lead new animal "friends" towards their hang-out zones.
I'll check out Trollestia's grove and the mountains beyond there forth. Hippies like them are always leaving magic signs all over the place to lead new animal "friends" towards their hang-out zones.
>>20065
Again, why that "How to play an evil character" vid was so appropriate
>>20064
Not ziggers (although Zecora is SO a druid), but more "mountain-man" meets,... well Fluttershy
>>20066
Barrel die? Like for cutting screws? Yes, summoning is just one of the spells, the type of summon determined by the spell level one uses.
Again, why that "How to play an evil character" vid was so appropriate
>>20064
Not ziggers (although Zecora is SO a druid), but more "mountain-man" meets,... well Fluttershy
>>20066
Barrel die? Like for cutting screws? Yes, summoning is just one of the spells, the type of summon determined by the spell level one uses.
>>20068
Um... I didn't actually watch that video...
I want to RP that morning waking up with Slovenia in the meadow eventually though, when I have time
Um... I didn't actually watch that video...
I want to RP that morning waking up with Slovenia in the meadow eventually though, when I have time
>>20065
That's what disguise, stealth and bluff are for: it wouldn't be much of an Assassination if everyone knew about it.
GM, how many more levels in Assassin do I need to cast Control Shape? I'm not exactly sure how "known spells" work.
That's what disguise, stealth and bluff are for: it wouldn't be much of an Assassination if everyone knew about it.
GM, how many more levels in Assassin do I need to cast Control Shape? I'm not exactly sure how "known spells" work.
https://youtu.be/e-0hgP1tNH8
I recommend these videos at 1.25 speed, the guy is a little TOO "DM" in his presentation
I recommend these videos at 1.25 speed, the guy is a little TOO "DM" in his presentation
>>20070
>assuming nothing will ever be witnessed, nothing ever discovered, no on will ever investigate, rumors will never spread, nothing will ever be deduced, or bob never tells Thez who tells Inferius
One of these days, you will roll a 1. And when you do, you better be ready to explain under what bizzare moral framework your actions were justified. You know Inferius is now sherif and Inquisitor.
>assuming nothing will ever be witnessed, nothing ever discovered, no on will ever investigate, rumors will never spread, nothing will ever be deduced, or bob never tells Thez who tells Inferius
One of these days, you will roll a 1. And when you do, you better be ready to explain under what bizzare moral framework your actions were justified. You know Inferius is now sherif and Inquisitor.
>>20074
Give the hippies a few minutes to reconsider first though. It'll be a pain and a half to find another one (they live in the woods after all, and I don't get the Survival check bonus a nightmare normally gets)
>inb4, we find one 3 years into his freaking Vow of Silence
>>20075
Either is good, although what you just mentioned sounds better.
Give the hippies a few minutes to reconsider first though. It'll be a pain and a half to find another one (they live in the woods after all, and I don't get the Survival check bonus a nightmare normally gets)
>inb4, we find one 3 years into his freaking Vow of Silence
>>20075
Either is good, although what you just mentioned sounds better.
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