NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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>>19341
>claims trollestia in multiple breads
Nobody cares
>claims one thing with one get
EVERY LOSES THEIR MIND
it was this thread btw
>>19343it was pretty funny tbh. im on your side.
>>19343But you still ended up taking Trollestia's virginity...
cries in corner >>19343Don't get it twisted, I'm just shitposting. IDGAF
Wtf happened while I was chasing pigs?
>>19346So am I, just wanna shit on trump a bit more
>>19342>hug >>19348Reeeeeeeeee! What did I do?
>>19350I guess I was just beaten, little filly.
He took
my waifu
I'm coming back for her >>19349*hugs trump*
"you my friend trump me like fucking with you"
>>19350Serious question: r u a Pegasus Filly? You know that means u can maybe fly
>>19353*Tries not to die from insanely strong arms*
*Tries to hug back*
"Aww. I love you too Inferius, I love you too"
>>19355I am not sure, I was originally thinking earthpony because I slid and fell and used to run around. But I decided I would let you all decide (or let just you decide) and write it off as not having seen a mirror. But I should know. We can make it a pegasus like Scootaloo that can't fly just yet.
>problem is that it is ups and downs to all choices >>19355Pegasus have some beastly flight speed.
>>19361"A little, yes"
>>19363"Little filly, there is an entire universe of objects you can play with. Have you played with one of these?"
*hands an American Football*
>>19358Well, when I first rolled up your stats (which are open to negotiation and modification, they haven't really played any roll yet) I had Pegasus in mind (since earth ponies would tend to have more strength, though bards aren't known for their strength in any case), and being as though everyone can fly more or less, its not a bad idea. Admittedly, with the way
certain anons keep fighting over the filly, I don't think she'll have any trouble getting from point A to point B.
>mfw I just realized that Thez can neither fly NOR cast airwalk anymore
y live?
she can still <whooof> tho
>>19364"I think we had one where I lived that I used to kick, but it was not as fine as that one."
>>19365Then lets go for an Scootaloo type Pegasus
>>19365I just wanted a daughter to teach to play football is all...
>>19369Yeah, but the high-altitude sun-bathing! ;_;
>>19365i still need an apprentice.
>>19374Good point,... although I did make it permanent the last time it was cast, so unless its dispelled I suppose its still active
>>19376Kek. Also this
>>19373"Would you turn back the edginess for the child, if only for the child?"
GM, what bonuses would the party get if Norfilly sang "Shadilay"
>>19380"Your damn right little missy!"
>>19380"You done been caught Nord Filly. Now go to your corner!"
>>19379>Song of DeterminationAutomatic Hit, re: the Dog final
>>19380>saves norfilly>>19383"You don't always get what you want"?
>>19382"If you make her cry, so help me I'll eat your face!"
>>19385"you dont have to eat faces anymore"
>>19384>>19385"Always giving children every little thing they want and being overly sensitive to their feelings just creates adults who are used to everyone giving them everything they want and being sensitive to their feelings. You're doing a disservice to her."
>>19387"And do I LOOK like a 'proper' parent/guardian? My threat still stands!" Xp
>>19386"I don't HAVE to eat faces, I can quit anytime I want!" XD
>Tay is legitimately the best fit parent in the group
(sorry, the fact that the guy in the "How to be an Evil character" vid literally mentioned eating faces gave me an ego boost)
>>19378"I have only a few months left to be
me: from then on, I'll be a mother 24/7."
>>19390"thez me think you might have a problem"
>>19388"Then why are you standing in the way of those who are?"
>>19389"You're disqualified"
>>19390"If you have to tell yourself and others that, it means you
can't quit any time you want"
>>19393"If you mean that with honesty and sincerity, then I will back off.
Also you should probably watch Tay. She knows what she's doing"
>>19394"I agree"
>>19394"You're just like the police!"
kidding >>19391She said she was the "Strict Mom" back in her home universe.
>>19395>Song of VictoryNot sure the effects, but I'll think of them.
You know, I far prefer to allow for 'homebrew' songs rather than homebrew spells. FAR better for memes IMO
>>19395"Ya blimey cunt, she posted wing boners and gay song lyrics"
>>19412
Just consider the exchange as never occurring. How the hell does your math work anyways? And are there any outcomes from any exchanges that are better than the starting position, or is everything always lose-lose?
Hot damn! She's got more HP than she did before! I should nerf her more often!
>>19416
I stepped away. What did you post?
>>19412
Why was this deleted?
Well THAT was some creepy shit
You know what I'm talking about, and if you don't, pay me no mind
>>19428Plz tell me, what happened
>>19431I'm not sure myself, and I was in the process of posting so I closed it too quickly. I don't know if I was rebuked or applauded.
>>19444Why can't Torc have anything?
>>19446This
Trumpaladin already has a budding family. Torc is an old widower.
>>19449Damn it you cock sucking cum drizzler
I am feckin sick of yer goddamn fights with your wife
I am going to make some food, be nice while I am away.
>is having deja vu
For not the first time, I am consciously aware of how the goings-on in this thread are a microscopic representation of macroscopic activity in and around the board.
>>19454How the hell is not wanting to be chained to a serial killer a personality flaw?