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This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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>>19230 →Wouldn't that be 'filly' custody?
>>19239Yes, yes you do.
A grey-skinned hand emerges from Yesturday's abdomen with a sickening tearing sound, spilling blood everywhere. As he screams in pain, another hand emerges, and amidst his continuing scream, Thez climbs her way out of him, ripping and tearing until he's nothing more than a discarded shell of flesh, bone, sinew, and lots and lots of blood.
"I like an occasional blood-bath, but how the hell did I wind up in THERE?"
>>19247"Wait a sec!" Thez runs over and removes the head. "A face is a terrible thing to waste!" she says, cewing chunks off and eating it. "You know, this was much tastier when I was a devil."
>>19246"me dont know, thats actually quite impressive."
>>19246>>19247>>19248>>19249>>19251*Evil, dying hissing sounds*
HISSSSSS!
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Didn't see new thread made
>Soros made me post those in the other nut
"Hug?"
>>19257*heart explodes from sadness of filly being sad*
>>19266"im the proudest ive ever been."
>>19266Nice idea
How does Norfilly respond to Torc's question (sorry if you didn't see it)
>>19257>>19263>>19265"I vote Norfilly as the official Mixed Nuts mascot!" <3
Fug, I'm gonna have to edit all my reaction images >>19268>What did your farmer call you?>in even lower voice"Don't remember that either...."
>>19270Thirded
>>19271>dies inside"Oh um, Is there a name you would like then?"
Torc picks up a stick and hands it to Norfilly
>>19275"you dont speak for the small pone"
>>19276Do you?
>>19277Then be satisfied if you don't get an answer right now
>>19278"me just suggest name, she can say no you know."
>>19279"me not forceing you small pone, me just want you to have nice name"
>>19279Torc begins visably stressing because he made pone sad
"It's okay, you have time"
Offers candy
>>19269There aren't that many pics of elf-dwarfs, let alone gray, female ones...
>>19282>smiles and takes candy>picks up a stick while chewing>>19281"It's okay. I wish I remembered."
>>19284Are you considering an instrument for Norfilly, or just voice?>>19285Lets see,
>horse gestation: 1 year>in world time: 4 months>when did Tracy get pregonate: before korka fightUhhh, I'm gonna say probally 1 month in
>>19284"Don't feel pressured. Do you mind that I call you Norfilly?"
>>19286I'd put it at 1.5 months, just since there was the 2-3 week time-skip shortly thereafter.
>>19289How you play Tracy: flowcharts and Calculators
How I play Torcuil: lol what happens if I nuke the fucker.
>>19286Not sure. Perhaps just voice for now
https://youtu.be/KvtT3UyhibQ >>19291*all nearby wildlife migrates towards the area*
Did Taylor level up as a Bard or as a Blackguard?
>>19290>>19290How i play Infernuis:what would be the best way to make the party kek?
>>19293She can, she fulfills all the requirements (skill points are easy cuz undefined at this point, not that I put too much stock in them
>>19296There you go again
I don't get any Assassin spells yet, do I?
>>19301Sorry about that. Lenos could, but he wouldn't without a serious motivation. I mean he might make 1 uber knife, but not hundreds of basic ones, let alone hundreds of uber ones.
>>19289Jesus, she's already evil enough. She doesn't need to be hormonal as well
>>19294>>19290How to play Trumpaladin: What do I feel like at the time?
>>19302You can know 2, and you get 1/day
>>19304How to play Thez: what does the voice in my head tell me to do. Xp
>>19301You could talk to Infernius, or talk to an in-town blacksmith (the latter would probably be faster, since there's often more than one, and they usually have apprentices)
>>19306Reminder that the forge is now basically industrial
>>19307When did it get upgraded?
>>19303>>19306Can my character learn to make make items herself?
Found this and thought it could be relevent
>>19306>The voice in your head tells you to eat off a face, give a pop star performance, and have sex with a minotaur guyOkay...
>>19308Make Port Berry Great again Part 2. The three week interlude
>>19309With a feat, I think so
>>19311Alright I take that back. I won't be needlessly mean
>>19310What's those names/labels though? What language?
>>19311What else happened in part 2 i skimmed that one.
>>19313This.
>>19315My God, I broke the sacred rule: don't piss off people with power over you
>>19316It was mostly new commercial and industrial investments. We should have a couple basically small factories, and three ships besides the galleon
>>19310Snap! My books don't have those eastern weapons!! Fuggin
saved>>19309Yes. Basic requires skill points (u just leveled so sure), and magical requires feats (which I don't think you've specified fully).
>>19311I didn't say it made any sense,....
>>19322Can Feats be acquired through gameplay?
>>19320Im in the buissness for a new stabbbing machine.
>>19323Generally no
Per other weapons lists and categories, of course they exist and can be referenced (I have a 2-part encyclopedia of my own), but THAT picture list appears to be D&D canon, which means there's pre-existing rules and outlines for all of them! Muhuhahaha!
>>19314I'm pretty sure its... asian!
>>19324Stabbing?
>checks booksUh, good choices would be
>Spear>Raiper>Sabre>lance>Thrusting knifes >>19325They are D&D canon, thats how I found it
>>19325>Asian*Urge to Inferius rising*
>>19325They are D&D canon, thats how I found it
>>19319No offense taken. Besides, I should have phrased it: what does the voice in my head tell me to have
her do.
Torc claims norfilly as his daughter
>>19334>>19335im disappointed in you torc.
... literally why we can't have nice things ~_~