NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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Fun fact, while engaged in a grapple, the two parties engaged can still fight, just not with weapons. Since Thez is a monk, she can use elbows, knees, etc. without incurring any penalties. Since her combined attack bonuses (buffs included is +59 (-5 with each consecutive hit),....
>>19764Why would I know that?
>>19765Inferius is right. It's only proper to smite women if they are extra-planars or Bolsheviks (kind of the same thing) and Thez is no longer half demon
"The best there's ever BEEN!" she says brushing her hands off (I'm assuming you're not gonna make me roll for damage, that was 9 consecutive hits at 2d10+str+buffs damage, not enough to knock Infernius out completely, but enough to daze him).
>>19766My bad, I'm certain I mentioned it a few times.
>>19768"Didn't you just say that you wouldn't repeat that mistake?" Xp
>>19771To be honest, the fact that you let her pick on you is what first drew her eye.
"YOU shut up!"
>>19772"did you hit me or was that a flurry of kittens" infernuis says smugly.
>>19773Her eyes narrow. "Consider yourself lucky that I can't speak Blasphemy anymore. I still have the stones though."
>>19774"ah come on you know me was joking"
>>19777You did good Inferius, you did good
>>19776>>19777"Oh, and I wasn't? What's wrong? Big ol' bull can't handle the bantz?" she says jumping into his arms, kissing him.
Tulpas,... sheesh As an aside, would it be gloating if I were to point out that by this thread the Game now accounts for right around 15k posts? That wouldn't be gloating would it? I would hate to gloat, that would be improper.
>>19782"Yeah he's the worst. That, and he really needs to
get off his ass and start shooping my reaction images!"
Sigh.
Alright then, that's it for me. Catch you later!
What happened while I was asleep?
>>19762Can grapplers use natural weapons? Hooves, teeth etc?
This is probably more just a statement for counter-factual speculation than for actual gameplay purposes, but a Paladin's mount can command a similar animal kind to "approach, drop, fall, flee, or halt" as many as one time per day per two paladin levels. So a pony belonging to a level 16 Paladin could force a horse or pony within 65 feet of her to come to her, assume a prone position, or stop moving, up to eight times per day.
How far did that rumor about a Dragonne picking-off travelers along the road between Port Barry and Pip spread?
>>19791With the requisite feat (Improved Unarmed Combat) yes.
>>19792Yes
>>19793Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?
>>19795>Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?Yes, and to a few guys in the line at the dome.
>>19796You would have to ask around those areas to determine the effects.
>>19798How much game-time do you really think that will take?
>>19799About 8 hours?
It's not important anyway..
>>19796Imagine you're standing at the counter in a roadside store. The door opens, and in comes, standing upright, a blue horse with an emaciated appearance about the size of a seventh-grade human female. Incredibly, the thing talks, with a voice that sounds like it is hiding a deeper malevolence. It tells you that a lion-dragon is killing people along the road, and leaves. You're definitely retelling that story, but somehow I feel the content of the warning will be lost.
>>19799That would take days
>>19795GM, how far has the legend spread of the Protector in resplendent amber-clad armor, riding a gilded Lion, who slays Bolsheviks and protects travelers from Highwaymen - whom he hangs with glee?
"He does it for free" the legend tells
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>>19801>StoryThis is what I'm thinking too. "Did you hear about?" "A talking pony?" "Yeah, it was crazy! She said something about, I don't really remember but she was all..."
>DaysDing
>>19798She can, if you really want, but I'm telling you now that the newest story of the party v. the Nerd will have spread far faster and far wider.
On a totally unrelated note, and because I normally am not afforded the opportunity to do so, I would like to state - for posterity - Checkmate.
>>19802I was thinking of checking out the dome again, actually.
>>19802Is that ding in the sense of "the bell goes ding for a correct answer" or "I just got dinged by email from Haynes and Boone" (rejected!)
>>19803I have no idea what you mean by that, but you can't have good intentions by it, and it scares me
>>19804That would take a full day plus a rest period, so you can be 'back' by tomorrow at earliest.
>>19805Correct
Don't mind the other, it means I'm FREEEEEE
>>19806I was looking to go on a long journey and explore the map more.
>>19807Why not go to the Emperor's capital with us when we try to conquer it?
>>19808We feel like I'd be less restrained if she went off alone for a while.
>>19809What if it's a tough as hell fight though? I have no idea if we can literally walk in, if we have to face another madman, or if there will be an entire army (obvious Sechs will be consulted first)
>>19810Yeah, but I have things I want to do, and goals I need to have her achieve to complete the form last my development plans. It'd be a lot easier if she weren't always being being watched.
>>19809Also, if it were to be discovered that Tracy murdered every individual at the dome, Flashy wouldn't be bothered by it
>>19811Well, if you're set on that course its your decision. I will point out that Cardishore is on the way to Kefka's Citadel though.
>>19811to complete the formulas for*
I might just scrap this sheet though..
>>19811I'm only being specific/particular because that will eliminate your ability to interact with anyone else until the next time the group 'meets up' again. I'm not in any way opposed.
Also, forget ye not that one has to wait in line just to get IN Cardishore,....
>>19727Should I tone it down a bit, or be honoured?
>>19816Nah, you're filling the role well.
>>19816>tone downABSOLUTELY NOT!
ahemYour adorable nature is a delightful and well-received addition by my estimation. ^_^
>>19804this, go see whats up over there tracy.
>>19820We went to the dome and you got stuck in line. We already know what is there is of relative little interest. There's something else we should attend to
>>19818hey gm can i do another recruitment drive and have training day for my police force?
>>19821it wouldnt hurt to see whats inside the city! and tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
>>19823It was complete darkness, wasn't it?
>>19824i dont think so. i could be wrong.
>>19823>tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.Wtf didn't I think of just phasing
into the city?!
>>19824I know "Dancing Lights" if needed...
>>19821see
>>19823Glad someone else said it!
>>19822Sure. I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
>>19826^_^
>>19826She already registered formally. I'm skipping security next time.
She wants her knives back anyway.
There is at least one other way into the city, but that's a good one too and the one that involves the least involvement of the party (since Tracy seems to want to 'go rogue', not in a negative sense).
>>19829they might have hella treasure..
>>19832i might take my police force over there for a raid after they're trained.
>>19833Kefka's Capital city is the obvious target for a raid. It's likely a Keystone to other cities. It's a logical location to bring mountains of tribute to
>>19829Cardishore is on the road to Kefka's City. Scout ahead and do what you want there, then join the main party (which will be a hell of a lot slower) on its way to the Capital
>>19830have i got any more feat slots from lvling?
>>19838I'm not sure what you mean.
>>19839And I'm not sure you ever declared any feats to begin with. Players get (standard) 1 feat for every 3 levels, meaning (unless I missed it) u have 5 feats to designate.
>>19840i had took some but i havent used them since then can i re pick im not really happy with the ones i have.
>>19843You absolutely need "Leadership." It's the most important one, take it
>>19844go get some candy it helps with the salt.
>>19847The only way to cure this salt is my PC workingI assume my stick crafting worked last night?
>>19848Crafting, sure. Enchanting,... let me see,....
>>19847Sweet AND salty nuts!
>>19846This
>>19845Ah k. Basically, I'm making myself a note to add a notable modifier for the dice I end up rolling.
>>19844There's this lovely retreat I heard about recently. Its called Kwiturbitchin'. You'll have plenty of time to read, or you could just ignore it entirely, but don't expect a full rundown if you do.
>>19843>sighVery well
>>19849>If I take that mask off, would it hurt?Inferius: only if I'm a bitch
>>19851The closest I can find that matches your description is a dancing weapon, so I would have to require a few weeks to research the item. What's more, you can't just enchant any old stick, enchantments require masterwork materials AND crafting. In fact, I SHOULD have required it for the Snek staff, but its a little late for that.
>>19852can i take a 20 if i craft stuff?
>>19850As far as I can tell it was more bitching about Tracy from Trump
>>19852That is not even fucking close to what I want
I basically want something like a flute, that plays itself
>>19855Right, which requires enchantment, which means masterwork materials, and a masterwork crafted flute. Since there are no flutes that play themselves listed, one has to be researched and developed.
>>19856are there any feats that help me dual wield axes?
>>19858You mean OTHER than Two-weapon fighting?
e_e
>>19859i didnt see that yet im currently looking through the list.
>>19861im taking the leadership feat and my score is 25.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Leadership >>19862So it is. The max level available from among the PB (port Barry) citizens is 3rd so,... I'm thinking 15 3rd level police. This is in addition to the Denver Broncos that Trump has been working on, as well as the Fight Club that Thez has been
beating training.