NO HOMO
This begins yet another edition of the Game thread, this time extra sweet 'cuz Norfilly won't stop being so damn cute.
The party has successfully felled the Terrasque, removed the head from the Nerd, watched as George Soros got his fool head blown off and was BTFO yet again (how WILL he live down the infamy?) and now ventures off to collect sticks, or build telescopes, or whatever it is they plan to do now that there's a new thread that isn't over 1.1k posts.
There is now an official bath-house, and characters seem quite taken by it both in spite of and to troll any detractors who would otherwise throw salt in our fun.
This is an ongoing RPG thread geared toward D&D-esque adventuring, shitposting, funposting, bantz, shitposting, funposting, and murder.
Feel free to join! The bathwater (and blood) is nice.
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Fun fact, while engaged in a grapple, the two parties engaged can still fight, just not with weapons. Since Thez is a monk, she can use elbows, knees, etc. without incurring any penalties. Since her combined attack bonuses (buffs included is +59 (-5 with each consecutive hit),....
"The best there's ever BEEN!" she says brushing her hands off (I'm assuming you're not gonna make me roll for damage, that was 9 consecutive hits at 2d10+str+buffs damage, not enough to knock Infernius out completely, but enough to daze him).
>>19771
To be honest, the fact that you let her pick on you is what first drew her eye.
"YOU shut up!"
To be honest, the fact that you let her pick on you is what first drew her eye.
"YOU shut up!"
>>19773
Her eyes narrow. "Consider yourself lucky that I can't speak Blasphemy anymore. I still have the stones though."
Her eyes narrow. "Consider yourself lucky that I can't speak Blasphemy anymore. I still have the stones though."
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As an aside, would it be gloating if I were to point out that by this thread the Game now accounts for right around 15k posts? That wouldn't be gloating would it? I would hate to gloat, that would be improper.
>>19782
"Yeah he's the worst. That, and he really needs to get off his ass and start shooping my reaction images!"
Sigh.
"Yeah he's the worst. That, and he really needs to get off his ass and start shooping my reaction images!"
Sigh.
What happened while I was asleep?
This is probably more just a statement for counter-factual speculation than for actual gameplay purposes, but a Paladin's mount can command a similar animal kind to "approach, drop, fall, flee, or halt" as many as one time per day per two paladin levels. So a pony belonging to a level 16 Paladin could force a horse or pony within 65 feet of her to come to her, assume a prone position, or stop moving, up to eight times per day.
How far did that rumor about a Dragonne picking-off travelers along the road between Port Barry and Pip spread?
>>19795
>Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?
Yes, and to a few guys in the line at the dome.
>Didn't you tell that one to the Pip merchant?
Yes, and to a few guys in the line at the dome.
>>19796
Imagine you're standing at the counter in a roadside store. The door opens, and in comes, standing upright, a blue horse with an emaciated appearance about the size of a seventh-grade human female. Incredibly, the thing talks, with a voice that sounds like it is hiding a deeper malevolence. It tells you that a lion-dragon is killing people along the road, and leaves. You're definitely retelling that story, but somehow I feel the content of the warning will be lost.
>>19799
That would take days
>>19795
GM, how far has the legend spread of the Protector in resplendent amber-clad armor, riding a gilded Lion, who slays Bolsheviks and protects travelers from Highwaymen - whom he hangs with glee?
"He does it for free" the legend tells
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Imagine you're standing at the counter in a roadside store. The door opens, and in comes, standing upright, a blue horse with an emaciated appearance about the size of a seventh-grade human female. Incredibly, the thing talks, with a voice that sounds like it is hiding a deeper malevolence. It tells you that a lion-dragon is killing people along the road, and leaves. You're definitely retelling that story, but somehow I feel the content of the warning will be lost.
>>19799
That would take days
>>19795
GM, how far has the legend spread of the Protector in resplendent amber-clad armor, riding a gilded Lion, who slays Bolsheviks and protects travelers from Highwaymen - whom he hangs with glee?
"He does it for free" the legend tells
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>>19801
>Story
This is what I'm thinking too. "Did you hear about?" "A talking pony?" "Yeah, it was crazy! She said something about, I don't really remember but she was all..."
>Days
Ding
>>19798
She can, if you really want, but I'm telling you now that the newest story of the party v. the Nerd will have spread far faster and far wider.
>Story
This is what I'm thinking too. "Did you hear about?" "A talking pony?" "Yeah, it was crazy! She said something about, I don't really remember but she was all..."
>Days
Ding
>>19798
She can, if you really want, but I'm telling you now that the newest story of the party v. the Nerd will have spread far faster and far wider.
On a totally unrelated note, and because I normally am not afforded the opportunity to do so, I would like to state - for posterity - Checkmate.
>>19809
What if it's a tough as hell fight though? I have no idea if we can literally walk in, if we have to face another madman, or if there will be an entire army (obvious Sechs will be consulted first)
What if it's a tough as hell fight though? I have no idea if we can literally walk in, if we have to face another madman, or if there will be an entire army (obvious Sechs will be consulted first)
>>19810
Yeah, but I have things I want to do, and goals I need to have her achieve to complete the form last my development plans. It'd be a lot easier if she weren't always being being watched.
Yeah, but I have things I want to do, and goals I need to have her achieve to complete the form last my development plans. It'd be a lot easier if she weren't always being being watched.
>>19809
Also, if it were to be discovered that Tracy murdered every individual at the dome, Flashy wouldn't be bothered by it
Also, if it were to be discovered that Tracy murdered every individual at the dome, Flashy wouldn't be bothered by it
>>19811
Well, if you're set on that course its your decision. I will point out that Cardishore is on the way to Kefka's Citadel though.
Well, if you're set on that course its your decision. I will point out that Cardishore is on the way to Kefka's Citadel though.
>>19811
I'm only being specific/particular because that will eliminate your ability to interact with anyone else until the next time the group 'meets up' again. I'm not in any way opposed.
Also, forget ye not that one has to wait in line just to get IN Cardishore,....
I'm only being specific/particular because that will eliminate your ability to interact with anyone else until the next time the group 'meets up' again. I'm not in any way opposed.
Also, forget ye not that one has to wait in line just to get IN Cardishore,....
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>>19816
>tone down
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
ahem
Your adorable nature is a delightful and well-received addition by my estimation. ^_^
>tone down
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
ahem
Your adorable nature is a delightful and well-received addition by my estimation. ^_^
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>>19820
We went to the dome and you got stuck in line. We already know what is there is of relative little interest. There's something else we should attend to
We went to the dome and you got stuck in line. We already know what is there is of relative little interest. There's something else we should attend to
>>19821
it wouldnt hurt to see whats inside the city! and tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
it wouldnt hurt to see whats inside the city! and tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
>>19823
>tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
Wtf didn't I think of just phasing into the city?!
>tracy can phase out of the buildigs if she gets stuck again.
Wtf didn't I think of just phasing into the city?!
>>19826
She already registered formally. I'm skipping security next time.
She wants her knives back anyway.
She already registered formally. I'm skipping security next time.
She wants her knives back anyway.
There is at least one other way into the city, but that's a good one too and the one that involves the least involvement of the party (since Tracy seems to want to 'go rogue', not in a negative sense).
>>19833
Kefka's Capital city is the obvious target for a raid. It's likely a Keystone to other cities. It's a logical location to bring mountains of tribute to
Kefka's Capital city is the obvious target for a raid. It's likely a Keystone to other cities. It's a logical location to bring mountains of tribute to
>>19829
Cardishore is on the road to Kefka's City. Scout ahead and do what you want there, then join the main party (which will be a hell of a lot slower) on its way to the Capital
Cardishore is on the road to Kefka's City. Scout ahead and do what you want there, then join the main party (which will be a hell of a lot slower) on its way to the Capital
>>19840
i had took some but i havent used them since then can i re pick im not really happy with the ones i have.
i had took some but i havent used them since then can i re pick im not really happy with the ones i have.
>>19840
>I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
>I still haven't figured out how big the force is in general, but I'll add a bonus to the equation if you wanna do that.
>>19842
>Tracy: "dying is painful
>Inferius: "only if you are a bitch."
>Trumpaladin: "I can't perfectly control Tracy"
>Inferius: "don't be a faggot. Control your woman"
>Scottish Faggot: "ugh, do I have to read?"
>Inferius: "don't be a bitch"
I love Inferius
>Tracy: "dying is painful
>Inferius: "only if you are a bitch."
>Trumpaladin: "I can't perfectly control Tracy"
>Inferius: "don't be a faggot. Control your woman"
>Scottish Faggot: "ugh, do I have to read?"
>Inferius: "don't be a bitch"
I love Inferius
>>19848
Crafting, sure. Enchanting,... let me see,....
>>19847
Sweet AND salty nuts!
>>19846
This
>>19845
Ah k. Basically, I'm making myself a note to add a notable modifier for the dice I end up rolling.
>>19844
There's this lovely retreat I heard about recently. Its called Kwiturbitchin'. You'll have plenty of time to read, or you could just ignore it entirely, but don't expect a full rundown if you do.
>>19843
>sigh
Very well
Crafting, sure. Enchanting,... let me see,....
>>19847
Sweet AND salty nuts!
>>19846
This
>>19845
Ah k. Basically, I'm making myself a note to add a notable modifier for the dice I end up rolling.
>>19844
There's this lovely retreat I heard about recently. Its called Kwiturbitchin'. You'll have plenty of time to read, or you could just ignore it entirely, but don't expect a full rundown if you do.
>>19843
>sigh
Very well
>>19851
The closest I can find that matches your description is a dancing weapon, so I would have to require a few weeks to research the item. What's more, you can't just enchant any old stick, enchantments require masterwork materials AND crafting. In fact, I SHOULD have required it for the Snek staff, but its a little late for that.
The closest I can find that matches your description is a dancing weapon, so I would have to require a few weeks to research the item. What's more, you can't just enchant any old stick, enchantments require masterwork materials AND crafting. In fact, I SHOULD have required it for the Snek staff, but its a little late for that.
>>19855
Right, which requires enchantment, which means masterwork materials, and a masterwork crafted flute. Since there are no flutes that play themselves listed, one has to be researched and developed.
Right, which requires enchantment, which means masterwork materials, and a masterwork crafted flute. Since there are no flutes that play themselves listed, one has to be researched and developed.
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