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>>183335Silver manages to deftly dodge the starfish(?)'s tentacles.
>>183335Flanking requires another character to be opposite. Which doesnt track.
Brie will tumble (if necessary) to seek the 'furthest' one, with improved grapple as a charge action.
For fucks sake a map or a visual
>>183337Dude if every post of yours is going to be you bitching then I'm just going to filter your posts
>>183338Whelp. That works.
You want a centipede or a starfish?
>>183339Centepedes have more localized heads
>>183340The touch attack most certainly lands. Rolling opposed grapple
[1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18] >>183339Im not trying to be a dick, but its hard to be strategic if u are trying to visualize from a bad deacription (no.offense)
>>183342I understand, but I don't have a map here.
You can try to ask questions and describe carefully what you intend to do
>>183343Brie manages to essentially wrangle the centipede, jumping on its back and grabbing it
>>183342Its bad cuz Idk whats legit or not
>>183344Nono, thats Brie's turn. I didnt declare defensive fighting (shoulda), thats... onto the next
"i do hope somepony will stab this one:
One centipede is disabled by Brie, and tries to wrestle him off
Grapple:
[1d20+3 = (4+3) = 7]
The other attacks Posey
[1d20+4 = (14+4) = 18]
[1d4+2 = (4+2) = 6]
[1d20+4 = (6+4) = 10]
[1d4+2 = (2+2) = 4]
[1d20+4 = (6+4) = 10]
[1d4+2 = (3+2) = 5]
And bites
[1d20+3 = (4+3) = 7]
[1d3+1 = (2+1) = 3]
>>183348Posey, once again, slaps the tentacles away with her magic
"IS THIS ALL YOU CAN CONJURE, TRAVELLER?!"
From the ether, two more creatures start to materialize, standing in front of Posey. There are tall, fat, and with arms that hang low to the ground. They assemble as if from the mist itself.
>>183352Of all the time to be struggle snuggling
>>183352>ugly bastards from beyond the voidPosey would be into this, if she weren't so bloodthirsty right now.
Are they in melee range?
>>183348Kira lets out a series of frightened expletives in her native language before drawing three arrows and wheeling around to get a better view of the enemies. She targets the centipede currently being grappled by the far more brace bat with precise shots, firing two arrows with her first draw at once, then the third arrow on her second draw.
Multishot Draw:
[1d20+7 = (9+7) = 16]Second Draw:
[1d20+6 = (12+6) = 18]>>183350>>183352Silver: "WILL YOU STOP TAUNTING EXTRADIMENSIONAL HIVE MIND!?"
Garv's turn
>>183354They aren't even real yet
They join next round>>183355Hit and Hit
Roll Damage
>>183348>>183356Cavaliere holds out his masterwork revolver at foreleg's length and shoots the centipede that Brie is grappling with. Because he has the Precise Shot feat, he doesn't take a -4 penalty.
[1d20+8 = (14+8) = 22]He shouts to Posey,
"You might want to ease off on the taunting until we understand what we're dealing with!"After shooting the centipede, he moves back until it's just within his first range increment.
>>183329You missed me
>>183331They're colored for me
>>183333Unlike with attacks, natural 20s don't have any special meaning with initiative. Also check'd
Terrible waste of quads>>183337A map
would be useful, if only for positioning knowledge. Did I mention Ilwinter's map designer is really cheap and easy to use?
>>183339>You want a centipede or a starfish?I want out of this buffet.
Also touching a centipede ewwwww>>183355You can combine multishot with precise shot?
>>183357Precise shot just means you don't suffer the usual -4 penalty on your attack roll when targeting an enemy engaged in melee.
>>183355>>183357"You don't get it! I have dealt with these kinds of abominations before. They will not relent until everything in every world is just as twisted as them, unless they are chased away outright. Violence is the only language that they understand."
This is MY world! No ayys welcome!
RAAAHOWThe Centipede rears upwards, and then down.
It slowly evaporates from Brie's grip, turning into a black mist that blows away in the wind
Posey's Turn
>>183357It would be better to have more precise positioning, but I'm not certain where much of the party is
The creatures are clearly targeting Posey especially, and also Silver, as the two are on opposed sides.
I fucked up again, forgive my transgressions.
>>183363Silver: "Then kill them already instead of making more of them!"
>>183364Wait, so the centipede is gone? That's what I was going to attack.
>>183367There's another centipede
What is in Posey's melee range?
>>183369One starfish. Let's say the other centipede
"Please stab it quickly, Ive seen plenty enough hentai to not want to be adjacent to,... this for too long."
Posey's unseen servant opens her back, and out pops her secret weapon: the Dread's that the demon priest created for her out of the severed arms of the diamond dogs.
They were technically supposed to be advanced to max HD, but I forgot to mod their statblocks, so whatever
https://www.realmshelps.net/monsters/block/Dread%7Calpha%7CD%7CUndeadOne arms itself with her halberd, the other takes her sword. They both take readied actions to attack the fat guys as they materialize.
>>183368Posey Attacks the Centipede with her charnel touch as a weapon attack, using her chill touch.
This Activates her Frightful Presence, DC 21 for all enemies or be shaken
Touch Attack
[1d20+4 = (19+4) = 23]Damage
[1d8+1 = (6+1) = 7] [1d6 = 1]This triggers a DC 18 Fortitude save or take 1 points of Str damage
As a free action, she demoralizes it
Intimidate
[1d20+17 = (6+17) = 23]Bippity boppity boop!
>>183372Before you do, I would like to gently remind you that you are in the presence of creatures who would be very much freaked out by this display, and bluffing her way out of it would be very difficult to do.
>>183373Blah! I'll explain it later. We're fighting Lovecraftian horrors rn.
Silver's turn
>>183372GAAAH!
It recoils
>>183374>>183373And the fact that she spoke Abyssal right in front of everyone isn't a concern?
>>183375No, Im with him. You can go super saoyan when its needed
>>183376I didnt say hes making good choices, but Brie doesnt understand abysssal
>>183376>AbyssalI use Sanscrit for Infernal, like when she was petting the Yeth Hound
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2R4GVkLys4w>>183377>super saoyanI'm only warning up
>>183376Posey's turn is over.
There's a bunch of saving throws to make though.
>>183364Kira: "I...I got one? I got one!"
>>183376Well, neither Silver nor Kira even know what that language was, so they wouldn't know that it's the language of demons or what have you.
Power Attack: Silver centers himself on his connection to the earth, and channels the strength of the world into an almighty blow to hopefully end this starfish's existence in this world. "
Leave this realm and return to your own!"
He raises his sword, and brings it down with enough might to crack and shatter the earth beneath the starfish.
Attack:
[1d20+6 = (14+6) = 20]Damage:
[2d6+20 = (6+20) = 26] Cavaliere smiles subtly as his shot blows one of the aberrations away into dust, but this lasts only a moment as he scowls when he sees Posey turn into some kind of infernal Transformer.
>>183376>And the fact that she spoke Abyssal right in front of everyone isn't a concern?It could've been an elective in high school. Sanskrit for infernal is quite suitable.
What would we use for Celestial? Ancient Celtic?Silver, Dust, please don't sleep yet. We need you.
>>183382>TransformerShe looks the same.
Well, she's got her Frightful Presence up, so she's got the fiery red aura of supernatural pain and fear, but otherwise she hasn't changed.
Dust's turn
One Starfish and one Centipede remains
>>183379Are you trying to argue "acshually it's not abyssal, it's a different language"? Because you used the lawful-aligned language to communicate with an entity explicitly described as chaotic?
>>183381Chyik yik yah!The sword slices right through the starfish, severing it in half. It starts to evaporate before it falls to the ground.
THE FUCK IS LAGGING EEEEE
>>183385>Because you used the lawful-aligned language to communicate with an entity explicitly described as chaotic?Yeah... I probably should have used Abyssal...
What language should I use to type abyssal?
>>183376Dust doesn't know wtf abyssal is. Hell, idk what the fuck abyssal is.
>>183385Dust looks around, trying to figure out what we're even dealing with. I'm gonna try to roll knowledge (religion) to see if Dust can determine anything about the nature of these creatures or their summoning. Outsiders? Undead? Cult summoned? Who knows!
[1d20+9 = (18+9) = 27]While he's trying to recognize anything, he casts bless with a short prayer to Aztarte for his allies.
Everyone but me is now getting +1 on all attacks and all saves against fear.
>>183388>Everyone but meBless includes you too. You are your own ally.