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>>183566
"Should I make it quick, or do we want it alive?" Hes oddly expressive with a mask on. Kinda deadpool-esque
"Should I make it quick, or do we want it alive?" Hes oddly expressive with a mask on. Kinda deadpool-esque
>>183559
"Wha" Her ears pop up, and curve. Then she fluffs up, to appear bigger, and thus more intimidating.
"No you're cute!"
"Wha" Her ears pop up, and curve. Then she fluffs up, to appear bigger, and thus more intimidating.
"No you're cute!"
>>183566
>Then what the fuck is a serious roll and how am I supposed to tell
Sorry.
I'm just having fun with this sheep sequence until. Cavalier arrives.
Assuming Kira joins the grapple, Posey begins to shear the sheep.
>Kira has heard of how the old lamia die. They become big, old. Slow. Pondersome. They aren't as dexterous as the once were, and when they lunge for prey, they miss. They slowly starve to death, fading away from the world.
This is probably why most ancient Naga learn sorcery.
>Then what the fuck is a serious roll and how am I supposed to tell
Sorry.
I'm just having fun with this sheep sequence until. Cavalier arrives.
Assuming Kira joins the grapple, Posey begins to shear the sheep.
>Kira has heard of how the old lamia die. They become big, old. Slow. Pondersome. They aren't as dexterous as the once were, and when they lunge for prey, they miss. They slowly starve to death, fading away from the world.
This is probably why most ancient Naga learn sorcery.
>>183575
Posey takes as long as necessary to shear the sheep, carefully removing the fleece in one piece.
Posey takes as long as necessary to shear the sheep, carefully removing the fleece in one piece.
>>183566
Nah, that can't be it. Kira's not nearly old enough, or big enough. It must just be a fluke. Still, with Brie having a hold of the sheep, Kira comes over to help with keeping it still. She pets the poor mistreated sheep. "Shhhh, it's okay little sheepy, we're just giving you a nice trim so you can feel better!"
Silver, meanwhile, gives Mala another hug.
Nah, that can't be it. Kira's not nearly old enough, or big enough. It must just be a fluke. Still, with Brie having a hold of the sheep, Kira comes over to help with keeping it still. She pets the poor mistreated sheep. "Shhhh, it's okay little sheepy, we're just giving you a nice trim so you can feel better!"
Silver, meanwhile, gives Mala another hug.
>>183582
Brie's language has been changed from Maori to Welsh
"Baa!"
>>183581
Sure, we've got all the time in the world to sheer a sheep. It's not like there's something time sensitive going on.
>>183585
"Baa"
It seems to be saying to Kira that it's winter in the far north and this is the best time of year to have a thick wool coat
Mala is hugged. He's big, floofy, muscular, and fat
>>183584
Opposed
[1d20+2 = (20+2) = 22]
Brie's language has been changed from Maori to Welsh
"Baa!"
>>183581
Sure, we've got all the time in the world to sheer a sheep. It's not like there's something time sensitive going on.
>>183585
"Baa"
It seems to be saying to Kira that it's winter in the far north and this is the best time of year to have a thick wool coat
Mala is hugged. He's big, floofy, muscular, and fat
>>183584
Opposed
[1d20+2 = (20+2) = 22]
>>183586
You forgot that Mala is also a qt.
Kira: "Yes, yes, I know. But if your wool gets too long then you won't be able to move as well, or even see because it will all be in your eyes. You'll feel so much better after, I promise."
You forgot that Mala is also a qt.
Kira: "Yes, yes, I know. But if your wool gets too long then you won't be able to move as well, or even see because it will all be in your eyes. You'll feel so much better after, I promise."
>>183587
Oh Helll no.
Brie involuntarily lets go of the sheep, his body language betraying a degree of horror, shock, and astonishment.
He ends his action pulling his pistol
Oh Helll no.
Brie involuntarily lets go of the sheep, his body language betraying a degree of horror, shock, and astonishment.
He ends his action pulling his pistol
>>183589
Kira wraps around the sheepy, and holds her hooves out to Brie. She looks at him with a pleading look. "Nonononono, don't hurt her! She's just a little sheepy!"
Kira wraps around the sheepy, and holds her hooves out to Brie. She looks at him with a pleading look. "Nonononono, don't hurt her! She's just a little sheepy!"
Having successfully counter-intimidated Brie, the sheep makes a second attempt at running free
Kira may attack
Kira may attack
>>183594
"You all heard it speak right? It SAID 'Baa', but theree were words. It was batspeak. And,... it was twisted and perverse."
Rolling to calm down (wisdom) [1d20-1 = (2-1) = 1]
"You all heard it speak right? It SAID 'Baa', but theree were words. It was batspeak. And,... it was twisted and perverse."
Rolling to calm down (wisdom) [1d20-1 = (2-1) = 1]
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My Internet is being sketchy right now...
Can I shear the sheep or not?
Can I shear the sheep or not?
>>183601
"Appreciating your manananimous approach, I rolled a modified 1 on my wisdom check, and think that THAT sheep prolly needs to die."
Brie repositions with a clear shot, waiting on other opinions.
"Appreciating your manananimous approach, I rolled a modified 1 on my wisdom check, and think that THAT sheep prolly needs to die."
Brie repositions with a clear shot, waiting on other opinions.
>>183606
He orients the gun upright, clearing the line of fire. "This remains unresolved."
He concludes his statement by re-holstering the pistol. "This stinks worse with every interval. Dont let,... it out of your sight, I wont". He resumes his overhead 40' shit [1d20+8 = (2+8) = 10] spot
He orients the gun upright, clearing the line of fire. "This remains unresolved."
He concludes his statement by re-holstering the pistol. "This stinks worse with every interval. Dont let,... it out of your sight, I wont". He resumes his overhead 40' shit [1d20+8 = (2+8) = 10] spot
>>183603
Having sheared the sheep, Posey places the fleece in her bag.
She then sets the sheep on her way.
"That is settled. Let us go towards the village."
Having sheared the sheep, Posey places the fleece in her bag.
She then sets the sheep on her way.
"That is settled. Let us go towards the village."
Dust watches all this go down with a sense of bemusement and resignment to the fact that his fate is somehow tied to these ponies.
Zanit help him.
Zanit help him.
>>183612
I am obliged to inform you that Posey is controlling two pairs of floating skeletal arms, that are carrying her weapons.
I am obliged to inform you that Posey is controlling two pairs of floating skeletal arms, that are carrying her weapons.
>>183612
It took three of them to catch a small sheep, and even then, they were afraid of it and lost hold of it.
>>183610
Tricky
"Non-ponies. Neither was Solar... why? I haven't really seen many non-ponies... ever, but what's wrong with them?"
Sorrel:
"Changelings are the worst"
Tricky
"Well yeah, Changelings are. But besides Changelings, what is the issue?"
>>183607
Whatever it was that you did to piss off the dice god so much, go apologize and atone for your sins.
Brie has the fortune of Posey sitting down, meaning that his biggest distraction is not so visible, but he still cannot see much in the fog.
It took three of them to catch a small sheep, and even then, they were afraid of it and lost hold of it.
>>183610
Tricky
"Non-ponies. Neither was Solar... why? I haven't really seen many non-ponies... ever, but what's wrong with them?"
Sorrel:
"Changelings are the worst"
Tricky
"Well yeah, Changelings are. But besides Changelings, what is the issue?"
>>183607
Whatever it was that you did to piss off the dice god so much, go apologize and atone for your sins.
Brie has the fortune of Posey sitting down, meaning that his biggest distraction is not so visible, but he still cannot see much in the fog.
>>183569
>she fluffs up
^^
Vir blinks and puts down her hoof. Then a pink blush spreads out on her cheeks.
"You think I'm cute?" she asks.
>she fluffs up
^^
Vir blinks and puts down her hoof. Then a pink blush spreads out on her cheeks.
"You think I'm cute?" she asks.
>>183614
Dark Star considers how much of his spaghetti he should spill
"Simply put they're not like us and in my opinion they have no business being here, they all hold contempt and jealousy for us, because we are superior, you can just take a look at history and that proves it, zebras are the worst most detestable of all the non pony races.
They come with their filthy striped hooves held out asking for hoofouts that the previous regime of the princesses were more than happy to give. they are stupid, smelly, violent and expect to be treated equally to ponies, when doing this wouldn't elevate them to our level, but drag us down to theirs, in conclusion zebrica should be burned and salted"
Dark Star considers how much of his spaghetti he should spill
"Simply put they're not like us and in my opinion they have no business being here, they all hold contempt and jealousy for us, because we are superior, you can just take a look at history and that proves it, zebras are the worst most detestable of all the non pony races.
They come with their filthy striped hooves held out asking for hoofouts that the previous regime of the princesses were more than happy to give. they are stupid, smelly, violent and expect to be treated equally to ponies, when doing this wouldn't elevate them to our level, but drag us down to theirs, in conclusion zebrica should be burned and salted"
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