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Occupied Equestria - Lighthouse?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183000
Continuing
Rosey "Posey" Ring
21e8811
?
No.183004
Equestria will be mine!
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183068
183073 183093
Something tells me that the commie ponies are in a more perilous situation than the Navy ponies, and that even then the Navy ponies are probably not at the lighthouse.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
21e8811
?
No.183073
183086
>>183068
Yeah, a mysterious
Also, of the navy ponies are at the lighthouse, they probably won't freeze to death. Heck, they could stay in there for days or even weeks. Lighthouses are cozy.

Maybe we should go save the commies.
Anonymous
21e8811
?
No.183086
>>183073
>Yeah, a mysterious
*A mysterious radio call is a classic hook for a party to divert its course
Anonymous
1f2bfe5
?
No.183092
It's hard to tell which is more time sensitive. If we lose even one airpony because of the diversion I would count that as a failure. But, I don't want to miss the chance to investigate either.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
9ef3d04
?
No.183093
183095
>>183068
To look at it from a narrative meta perspective, the GM probably would not have given us the radio signal at this exact moment if diverting course to save the commies were not at least a viable course of action. Even if we have little reason in character to delay our objective to help our enemies, I doubt we will be punished for following what looks like an obvious plot hook.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
9ef3d04
?
No.183094
In character: Posey wants to find the airponies and get paid
Out of character: saving the commies could be fun

Also, depending on what that ship was transporting, there could be treasure.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183095
183096 183097 183121
>>182780 →
High Sewn blinks
"Not get caught."

>>183093
Well technically, the radio section only existed because Silver's player said "hey, we could talk into these radios to the commies, right?"

I would have continued the radio thing a bit further if the lecturing on "taking a 10" hadn't pissed me off so much

Something that should be considered relevant: the area where the commies are (the old village) is the geographic center of the island, and in between the bay where the Kostroma is, and the North Bay
Rosey "Posey" Ring
9ef3d04
?
No.183096
>>183095
Yeah, but the radio did start making noise as we went towards the light house, so...

I say we check out what the commies are doing.
Maybe we help them.
Maybe we kill them.
Either way, it sounds like there's an encounter waiting for us.
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
?
No.183097
183098 183099
>>183095
She freezes. "Not get caught doing what?"

>>183095
Seems like the communists are in between us and the objective. We should at least investigate on the way.
Anonymous
9ef3d04
?
No.183098
>>183097
The Marines are unlikely to freeze in the light house in that little time anyway.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183099
183100
>>183097
"Talking about ponies behind their backs, of course."
She smiles, or tries to
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
?
No.183100
183101
>>183099
"But…what if it's somepony very odd, like that one old unicorn who was here the other day buyin' underwear for a griffon he claimed was his lover? Surely somethin' like that deserves a little gossip?"
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183101
183102
>>183100
"Well, it's still rude to mock him to his face. Also, a griffin lover isn't that weird. Well... Maybe a little. But be open minded, even if it seems strange. Err, is strange."
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
?
No.183102
183103
>>183101
"I suppose…" she relents with a sigh. "Some ponies just act so strangely. Can you believe one of my co-workers made a bet that I would fall in love with a zebra? Really!" Her muzzle scrunches in vexation.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183103
183104
>>183102
"Heh heh, what? I don't suppose you have. This, colt. He's not a zebra, right?"

She stands up, and looking back towards Amber
"And don't be so closed minded. What is wrong with dating a zebra? I've never done it, to be sure, but I don't see what the problem would be."
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
?
No.183104
183115 183132
>>183103
"What, no–"

Her mouth gapes open in shock. "But, but, they're not ponies. They come from far away, they look so different, they eat strange foods, and-and they are often rude and smell bad too. I've never heard anypony say there's no problems to it before."
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183115
183119
>>183104
Somewhere in the distance, a zebra raises his head as he takes a pause from the grass he's munching at his hooves. Over the sounds of a unicorn and a bap yelling at each other over Zanit knows what, he thought he heard something. Eh, must have been the wind. He returns to his snack while he waits to hear what the others are doing.

What are we doing?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183116
183117
*coughs*
MAP
Anonymous
46ef9b0
?
No.183117
183118
>>183116
Minor Attracted Persons? What do they have to do with the quest?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183118
>>183117
Lets not get off on the wrong foot so soon
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183119
183120 183127
>>183115
>What are we doing?
We are contemplating either going right to the lighthouse, or rescuing the commies who are being attacked by unknown forces.
We're leaning the latter

What do you say?
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183120
183121 183127
>>183119
Dust would likely be more interested in helping the ponies in immediate danger if the rest of the party believes the ponies we're supposed to be finding are fine for now.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183121
183122 183123 183166
>>183120
Alright, I think that makes four of us.
Majority rules. Let's go help those godless commies.
>>183095
We've decided that going to the source of the radio signal is more interesting. The mission can wait.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183122
>>183121
Ease off, I havent even had coffee yet
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183123
183124 183127
>>183121
I second the motion to visit the old village first.
Anonymous
981c5bc
?
No.183124
>>183123
There's a ~30% chance the Marines will be there anyway.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183126
>has caffeine now
Its a start. Heres hoping today is (ahem) less complicated than yesterday
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183127
>>183119
>>183120
>>183123
IN character, Brie wants to find the marines and gtfo.
OOC, he's technically following Kira's point position. Where she goes, he mirrors from 40' up with a spot check
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183132
183134 183139
It looks to me like the plan now is to go to the old village. Alright

>>183104
Batting with a hoof
"Oh, don't say such things. Have you ever met a zebra? They are like ponies with stripes."
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
?
No.183134
183142
>>183132
wags tail

She blinks, not really having considered this before. "Well, there are zebras at the restaurant, and they aren't bad I guess, but otherwise…not really, no. Do you know any zebras?"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183139
183142
>>183132
Do we need to make any checks to get there?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183142
183147 183149 183151
>>183134
"Well they visit the store, for one. I can't say I have any zebra close friends, or... 'lovers,' but I have made acquaintances with few, yes, in business and social circles. Like a musician who plays at local night clubs, and I'll see periodically at functions."

>>183139
If it's an interesting check, I'll respond
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183145
>Brie's intrusive thoughts do not win
Amber Sunset & Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183147
183166 183200
>>183142
Her eyes widen a bit. "I didn't know you were such a socialite. You must know a lot of ponies, and, uh, non-ponies, at these circles. I wish I had that sort of chance…."

Cavaliere rolls survival.
[1d20+5 = (9+5) = 14]
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183149
183200
>>183142
Is rolling to eat one last bite of grass interesting enough?
[1d20 = 16]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183151
183200
2339444__safe_solo_female_pony_oc_oc+only_unicorn_cute_dialogue_filly_underhoof_toy_younger_frog+(hoof)_drawing_artist-colon-marsminer_oc-colon-v.png
>>183142
>If it's an interesting check, I'll respond
Rolling Bluff (seduction) to bait random encounters with cool fantasy monsters with XP and treasure to attack me as described in >>182172 →
[1d20+14 = (9+14) = 23]

This is a shitpost
Unless...?
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183153
183200
>>183056 →
"He said you two were both very lovely mares, and he's happy that you three talked."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183166
183169 183200 183204
>>183121
Kira claps her hooves together happily.

>>183147
Survival: If Kira is leading, perhaps she might need to continue using her scouting skills for the party (please let this not be a 1)

[1d20+11 = (11+11) = 22]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183169
183174 183200
>>183166
Many dubs

Spot, if it will help [1d20+8 = (1+8) = 9]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183170

>it does not help
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183174
183175
>>183169
>1 on the spot
Temporary blindness
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183175
183190
>>183174
>Brie's attention wavers, pondering a particularly shapely cloud overhead
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183190
>>183175
Its like when Master Chief was distracted by the butterfly and sniped
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183200
183204 183205 183210 183255 183259
"Muh, ehheh..."
There's a stirring, and muttering sounds.

Sea Stone is waking up

>>183147
High Sewn:

"Oh, well, there are professional summits, like the Importer's Association will host a Gala, and you meet ponies there. And then things like my local book club. I don't know if I would call myself a socialite. I did that more often when I lived in Canterlot, but my life was very different then."

To Cavaliere:

Cavaliere is able to figure out quickly enough how to get to the desired location. The valley between the hills leads to a ridge of a third hill, and on this ridge is the old village

>>183149
The grass is short and often brown, as there is clear sign of frost damage. Dust can at least get a mouthful.

>>183151
The Monkey's Paw Curls

>>183153
She makes a scrunchy expression

"I see. What brings you here?"

>>183166
As stated to Cavaliere:

The valley between the hills leads to a ridge of a third hill, and on this ridge is the old village. Simply go straight from the whaling station, more or less.

>>183169
The fog has thickened dramatically, making it hard to spot much of anything ahead. Brie actually loses sight of the party momentarily, until he spots Dust, then Posey, as Posey's white rump stands out against the brown and green ground. That supple white rump... so soft, yet so.. thicc.... Wait. Was Brie supposed to be looking for danger?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183204
183216 183222
>>183200
>Sea Stone is waking up
"Oh, the commie is waking up? Should I knock him out again, or are we going to question him? He might have something to say about the Stalliongraders."
She refers to Silver for the decision >>183166
>The Monkey's Paw Curls
Yay, more cursed items :D
>That supple white rump... so soft, yet so.. thicc....
uwu
Amber & Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183205
183209 183216
>>183200
"But those must have a lot of interesting figures.
You're quite lucky to get to meet them!"
A pause, and then she adds with a grin, "Any particular stallions you fancy?"

Cavaliere helps Kira guide the party as the hills and fog help provide concealment. He tries to spot anything up at the ridge.
[1d20+7 = (17+7) = 24]
Anonymous
d5919c5
?
No.183206
183216
>>182339 →
Vir looks puzzled. She strokes her chin with her hoof.

"Like who?" Vir asks.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183209
>>183205
Posey rolls Air Another to assist with her own check (DC 10 to add +2)
[1d20+3 = (10+3) = 13]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183210
183212 183216
>>183200
Xp
1 more spot [1d20+8 = (11+8) = 19]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183212
183214 183216
>>183210
I roll opposed bluff (seduction) to distract with Posey's supple white softness.
[1d20+14 = (14+14) = 28]

This is a shitpost.
Unless it's a nat 20
Anonymous
f00a92a
?
No.183214
183222
>>183212
Real talk, I almost made Brie asexual, but then I clopped furiously to Lucky I came up with the idea for Lacey, and I made him straight. But no pffense, but I will never engage in amy romance with another player ever again Unless its a wamen fr
GM Pony
efcaf25
?
No.183216
183218 183222 183259 183434
Кто ты? Какова твоя цель? Тебя комиссар послал? - “Who are you? What is your purpose? Did the Commissar send you?”
*Incomprehensible muttering*

>>183206
“Well, I wasn’t there during the Uprising, but I think I’ve neighbors were. At the bank, perhaps, or some of the ponies who live nearby.”

>>183205
To Amber:
“Well uh, no, I’m not seeing anypony. If that’s what you’re asking.”

Garv believes there may be something on the edge of his view, in the hill. Figures.

>>183210
>>183212
Is sorely tempted to have Posey’s roll supersede Brie’s.

Otherwise, see the above response to Cavaliere.

>>183204
>cursed items
(You) are banned from artifacts
Rosey "Posey" Ring
4635915
?
No.183218
>>183216
"What is he saying?"
Amber Sunset & Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183222
183225 183227 183236
>>183204
He was with Tenebrous, but our paladin is out for the count so…
>>183214
>ever again
>implying you did at one point
>>183216
Amber tilts her head. "I know you had a bad experience in Canterlot, but don't you want to find your special somepony? Stallions ought to be linin' up for you, what with your charm and fashion sense."

Cavaliere holds a talon up vertically at the elbow, looks back at the party and motions down to the ground. He lowers himself into a crouch.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183225
183229
>>183222
>at one point
If you don't kmow,....
GM Pony
efcaf25
?
No.183226
183229 183230 183233
IMG_4804.png
whistles

Roll Call for Tonight
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183227
183228
>>183222
Brie attempts to minimize his motions, to try to avoid drawing attention to himself
Bluff [1d20+5 = (3+5) = 8]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183228
183236
>>183227
Its gonna be like that today, is it?
Amber Sunset & Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183229
183231
AmberSunset.png
>>183225
I've read through the entire campaign and if Brie ever romanced another PC then I must have forgotten. We can let sleeping ponies lie if you prefer.
>>183226
waves
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183230
>>183226
Present
Brie
f00a92a
?
No.183231
>>183229
It wasnt OE

Otherwise obviously here btw
Anonymous
77fb744
?
No.183233
183235
>>183226
I think we're only missing Silver and Dust
Anonymous
77fb744
?
No.183234
Silver was here a moment ago.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183235
183236
>>183233
Let us pray to the patron saints of RPG gaming and schedules
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183236
183237 183238 183240 183242 183257 183259
So Dust is out
Fluffernoodle isn't responding, which is strange

Sea Stone speaks in Ponish
"Who are you? Are you here to help, or to hinder? Did the Commissar send you? Are you Fellow Travellers as well? Are you friends of Our Fellow Traveller?"

>>183228
Hey, that means that you're getting all of the bad dice rolls out of the way early

>>183222
High Sewn:
"Well..." She looks away. "Not so much, when you're older..."

>>183235
Please. And for the love of God, don't let Brie roll for it
Anonymous
f00a92a
?
No.183237
>>183236
>bad rolls out of the way
Yes, cuz thats what site dice are known for,....
Anonymous
f00a92a
?
No.183238
183239 183240 183242 183249
>>183236
[1d20 = 2]
Anonymous
f00a92a
?
No.183239
183249
>>183238
SEE?
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
?
No.183240
183249
>>183236
"You're not old!" she protests. "And your other qualities more than make up for it! There just aren't as many stallions, and I got lucky with somepony my age."

>>183238
AAAHHHHHH
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183242
183246 183249
>>183238
What the fuck have you done?!
>>183236
>Our Fellow Traveller?
"What is 'Our Fellow Traveller'?"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183246
183249
>>183242
Tempted fate :3
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183249
183250 183252 183257 183258
1518051533128.jpg
>>183238
>>183239
>>183246
I TOLD YOU YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO ROLL FOR THAT!

>>183240
"Oh of course you have... figures... No, it's uh, not so easy when you're older..." She looks away again.

>>183242
"Have you not heard? Our Fellow Traveller will bring about equality, consensus, and progress social and scientific. He heralds a new age."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183250
183252
1730689978004372.jpg
>>183249
What? Its not like it was a cursed crown or anything,...
But it was
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183252
183254 183261
>>183250
Rolling to boop Brie
[1d20+5 = (8+5) = 13]
>>183249
> "Have you not heard? Our Fellow Traveller will bring about equality, consensus, and progress social and scientific. He heralds a new age."
Rolling Dungeoneering, to see if these are Posadists who have made contact with ayy lmao space comrades
[1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18]

"No. I have not heard of this. Explain it to me in detail while I tow you on my disk."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183254
>>183252
Sounds Cultish, so I'll follow up with a religion check
[1d20+11 = (13+11) = 24]
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183255
183261
>>183200
"He asked me to gather some things."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183256
Okay, am back, gimme a sec
Amber Sunset & Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183257
183261 184529
>>183249
Amber: "I told you about him on Monday…but I'm sure you can do it. How have you tried so far? Uh, I'm not sure how introductions are done."

>>183236
Cavaliere: "Here to help. But we don't want to go to 'Our Fellow Traveler' empty-clawed. What would he want?"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183258
183261
>>183249
Oh, yes, I would also like to charm Sea Stone
DC 19
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183259
183264
>>183200
>>183216
>>183236
Silver: "You speak Ponish? Better question to be asked first is if you remember what happened to cause you to act so delirious on that beach. Or which Commissar you are referring to."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183261
183265 183266 183267 183283
>>183252
>Rolling Dungeoneering, to see if these are Posadists who have made contact with ayy lmao space comrades
>Sounds Cultish, so I'll follow up with a religion check
This seems pretty fair based off of the current information
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aOHQ-sMCps

"Open up your mind. It will come to you."

>>183255
"I see... will he be coming back?"

>>183257
"What? Commissar Black Heel"

>>183257
"There is a freight ship in a bay on this island. It is without propulsion. It must continue on its way to the mainland, and word of Our Fellow Traveller will spread."

>>183258
Posey is met with an unidentified issue
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183264
183266 183268 183272
>>183259
"Through Our Fellow Traveller, what is known to one is known to all. What is seen by one is seen by all."

>>183262
*mutters incomprehensibly*
"Yes, the Kostrama. It's a vehicle made of metal designed to carry heavy loads over open water."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183265
183272
Fuck, knew I fucked that name up

>>183261
Kira: "I think he's still a bit delirious..."

Silver: "Your ship, Kostroma. It is carrying this 'Traveller'. What is it?"
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183266
183272
>>183261
>>183264
"And what is your 'good word'?" Cavaliere asks querulously.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183267
183268 183272
>>183261
>This seems pretty fair based off of the current information
Do I know anything about it though?
>"Open up your mind. It will come to you."
Posey is no stranger to sharing her mind and body with Eldritch entities and transactionally worshipping strange idols.
She closes her eyes, whispers a soft prayer with the name, and reaches out to whatever nameless horrors will answer to the call.
"Oh Fellow Traveller, answer my call, and reveal your wisdoms to me."
Rolling Concentration, to open the mind
[1d20+12 = (12+12) = 24]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183268
183271 183277
>>183264
Silver, deadpanned: "You all found some kind of hivemind in Skynavia and brought it onto ship to bring back to Stalliongrad to research and study." Silver gets to thinking, and looks a bit concerned. "Actually, that would be quite dangerous. Can others who are controlled by this thing see what you can see?"

>>183267
Silver: "Bad idea, bad idea! We do not need hive mind taking over your mind!"
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183271
>>183268
"You think he is being literal?" he asks Silver. "It sounds like an expression similar to other cults of this nature. With his disturbed behavior it does raise questions."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183272
>>183265
See >>183264

>>183266
He cannot keep eye contact with Cavaliere, and starts speaking incomprehensibly in what is probably a nonsensical combination of multiple languages.

>>183267
Roll Will Save
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183273
183274
>>183270
Ooh, a chance to use my bonus from Cerebrosis. Almost makes forfeiting my immunity to mind affecting attacks worth it.
[1d20+9 = (20+9) = 29] (+2 to this if Mental Bastion applies)
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183274
183275
>>183273
Posey can feel a surge of physic energy. The intent is unambiguously hostile - a total takeover of the mind.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183275
183277 183278 183282
mlp__fim_vector___twilight_sparkle__laughing___1_by_twilirity_dd2euhq-fullview.png
Ha! Haha... AHAHAHA!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Who's dominating who?
>>183274
Does her spectacular save give her the opportunity to leverage this psychic connection to extract information from the source or counter influence it?
Brie
4ca0085
?
No.183276
Oh shit, its today innit
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183277
183279
>>183268
"No. I found you here in this realm. The intent was research, yes, but for the first time in the history of Science, the end goal shall be achieved. I see."

>>183275
No. Surely it intended to impart information, but that information came in an invasive, impermissible form.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183278
183280
>>183275
OOC: Gather information first, then see if you can sever the connection between the hive mind and Sea Stone
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183279
183281
>>183277
So I can't learn anything without failing the save?
Darn...
Anything else I can do with this psychic connection?
Anonymous
77fb744
?
No.183280
>>183278
>Gather information first
That's what I meant to do.
>then see if you can sever the connection between the hive mind and Sea Stone
I could try.
Anonymous
098a2d5
?
No.183281
183287
>>183279
Two things are certain: the source of the energy is powerful, and it is of a fundamentally chaotic nature
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183282
183284 183285 183286 183287 183289 183292 183296
262260.jpg
Celestia I wish I could drink
>>183275
>Who's dominating who?
Dominate me mommy uwu

So uh, now what are we doing?
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183283
183285
>>183261
"Yea i assume he will, i'm not sure when though."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183284
>>183282
qt

We're seeing if anything can be learned from/done with Sea Stone, before we reach the old village at the center of the island where the non-dominated commies are holed up.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183285
183310
>>183282
HE LIVES

>He wants to be dominated
Open your mind, and you can be

>>183283
"I see..." She looks away

"So... tell us about you"
Brie
4ca0085
?
No.183286
>>183282
Save us
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183287
183291 183292 183293
1331600__safe_artist-colon-nekiw_character-colon-twilight+sparkle_character-colon-twilight+sparkle+(alicorn)_species-colon-alicorn_species-colon-pony_angry_fire.jpg.jpg
>>183281
Alright
Through the ether, Rosey Ring lashes out with her deranged, mutated mind, asserting dominance as she mentally screams at the beast
"मम नाम ज्ञातव्यम्, यात्रिक, यतः भवता रोजी रिंग इत्यस्य मनः, अविनाशी जादूगरनी, अनुभूता! भवन्तः अन्ये च सर्वे सृष्टयः मम पुरतः जानुभ्यां न्यस्यन्ति! अहम् आगच्छामि!"
Rolling intimidate, adding +2 circumstance bonus from the nat 20 save
[1d20+19 = (2+19) = 21]

Maybe this'll help sever it's connection with Sea Stone
>>183282
>Dominate me mommy uwu
Again?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183288
183290
Brie's shitty luck is spreading to the party
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183289
>>183282
>So uh, now what are we doing?
We're going to go best up whatever lovecraftian horror is controlling the communists.
You have a good Will Save, so you'll be helpful.
Anonymous
46ef9b0
?
No.183290
183292
>>183288
It's covid

Dust stands off to the side, gripping his flail way too tight. He's obviously on edge, but he's not gonna say anything yet.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183291
183294
>>183287
Sea Stone turns to Posey, and speaks

"तू मित्र नाहीस. विस्मरण तुझी वाट पाहत आहे."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183292
183295 183298
>>183287
Silver and Kira are right there to pull Posey off of Sea Stone before any permanent damage is done, if she needs it.

>>183282
>>183290
Does Dust have anything that can sever a psychic mind link between a pony and a powerful hive mind from a different dimension?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183293
>>183287
+19
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183294
183299
>>183291
Posey chuckles, turning to Sea Stone with a manic smile and glowing yellow eyes.
"मूर्खता भवतः, अहं मृत्युभयम् इति कल्पयितुं। अहं बहुकालपूर्वं अन्धकारेण सह सहमतः अभवम्।"
"चिन्ता मा कुरुत। त्वं एकस्मिन् दिने मृतैः सह मिलिष्यसि, वयं च परममित्राः भविष्यामः।"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183295
183298 183300
>>183292
>Does Dust have anything that can sever a psychic mind link between a pony and a powerful hive mind from a different dimension?
Protection From Evil is a good spell for this.
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183296
183298 183300 183301
>>183282
=TOTAL ZIGGER DEATH
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183298
183300
>>183292
I, uh.... Hm.... No. I didn't take anything like remove curse.
>>183295
Nor that
>>183296
Reeeeeeeee
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183299
183300 183302 183303 183304 183305
The mist around the ponies starts to swirl, and smoke starts to materialize in random parts of the air. The air around them, for so long not much above freezing, begins to warm dramatically.

>>183294
Sea Stone stares at Posey
"मी येथे तुम्हा भौतिक लोकांच्या इच्छा पूर्ण करण्यासाठी आलो आहे. माझी निर्मिती लवकरच तुझी होईल."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183300
183302 183304
>>183299
>>183298
>>183296
>>183295
Silver: "I do not like this. I think we need to move."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183301
183302 183310
>>183296
Bruh, this is a Costco
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183302
>>183299
Dust is kinda obviously trotting in place as he notices this. He's getting very uncomfortable and very restless very quickly as he watches.
"I do not mean to alarm my friends
But is anyone else afraid this is the end?
I do not like this pony's looks
And I do not care to see if this is a hook."
>>183300
Dust turns and nods seriously
>>183301
Akshually sir, this is a wendy's
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183303
>>183299
Istg, if this is a time and post sensitive event,... im driving fuckface,
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183304
183306
>>183299
>>183300
Check'd

"Me neither. Hold on."
He looks to see if any of the party members has a rag to use to cover the captive's eyes.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183305
Rosey Ring when communist ayy lmaos are trying to take over her world and dominate her thralls:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qgoTQOELMig
>>183299
Posey glares back at the tonguespeaking pony, pure malice in her eyes
"मम केवलं इच्छा अस्ति यत् मम शक्तिः सम्पूर्णं कर्तुं, अस्य क्षेत्रस्य स्वामी इति मम दैवस्य पूर्तये च । इ एव सूर्यं कृष्णं करिष्यामि। मा बाधां कुरुत।"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183306
183307
>>183304
Kira rrriiipppps a strip of cloth off of Sea Stone's uniform with a "Sorry!" and wraps it around the pony's eyes to blindfold him.

Kira: "Should we plug his ears, too?"
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183307
>>183306
"Can't be too careful."
He takes some of the cloth and stuffs wads into Sea Stone's ears. It won't block all the sound but should make overhearing the party harder.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183308
183313 183314 183315 183317
The party has made its way to a sort of valley, just inland from the whaling station. The ground is covered in partly dead grass. To left and right, the ground raises slightly. There is an ancient stone wall to the left within view. The dense mists prevent any view further than 100 feet.

Standing on the wall is a black figure that removes a 5-pointed star, and four or five feet tall. In the right is much the same. The ground moves, and the misty air visibly rotates in unnatural vortexes

Sea Stone speaks loudly, though he fails to make eye contact with anypony

“Who here would look refuge from Death? Our fellow traveler can grant it, once he figures out what death is. But not for this creature. He is much too kind for that.”

He starts to speak in the strange, black language the white unicorn insists on,
“ सूर्यः त्वां दहति।”

Above, as if from a flare, the mists glows orange, illuminating the field.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183309
"Should I NOT start shooting?" Brie exclaims
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183310
183311 183610
>>183285
"What do you want to know? I'm from Baltimare and I am not a fan of Non-ponies."
>>183301
Put the fries in the bag bro
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183311
183312
>>183310
Wake me when its initiative
GM Pony
4c26980
?
No.183312
183318
>>183311
You lose your turn
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183313
>>183308
Kira: "Ouroboros protect us..."

Silver calls out to whatever entity it is that the idiot Stalliongraders have brought onto the island that's controlling the fog and playing games with their minds, "Show yourself or leave us be, but either way do not waste our time with mind games!"
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183314
>>183308
"Some creature has lit a flare, so let's get moving," Cavaliere states. He draws his revolver and moves toward the figure.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183315
183316
>>183308
Posey grits her teeth and hisses, silently swearing to drive this invader from her world.

"Let us go." She says, stepping forward
"Whatever this entity is, it is not welcome in this world. It would be unbecoming of me as an exorcist to let it do as it pleases on this plane..."
She tossed her mane fabulously and draws her sword, readying herself for battle, trotting off into the mist.
She casts Chill Touch, getting ready to expend her touches later.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183316
>>183315
Silver moves to stop her from leaving so suddenly. "Let us not split up. We must remain as one, as to not let whatever this is from dividing and conquering us."
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183317
>>183308
Dust looks at the pony with a rath confused face?
"What do you mean a refuge from death?
Death is not a coming storm
Death is not the grave of worms
The end of all who are here is death
And that is an end that Zanit giveth

To shy away from our end
Is a hate for the life we lead
This is a fate you cannot bend
As the earth produces our feed
Back to the earth our bodies are fed."
Dust looks up to see the source of the light. He tightens his cloak and regrabs his flail, uttering a short prayer that whatever comes will be quick.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183318
183319 183322
>>183312
Cùz I havent lost hours of my life?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183319
183320 183322 183324 183325 183326 183333
The figures in the distance vanish in a disruption of air. The ground moves.

Then from the air, smoke moves, and out from it pops out two creatures, more or less identical to each other:

They look like massive jet-black starfish, with purple hued interiors, and a single big black orb that must be an eye. It stands on a single tentacle-leg. One is to each side.

From the ground, and to each side, something pops out of the ground. It is massive, like a five foot long cross between a snake and a centipede with black, chitinous exoskeleton, though it is covered in brown fur like a tarantula. It's eyes are not easily seen, and its mouth is a beak with three, long tentacles.

Roll Initiave

Starfish:
[1d20+8 = (18+8) = 26]

Centipedes:
[1d20+2 = (18+2) = 20]

>>183318
Kill Yourself.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183320
183321
>>183319
>kill yourself
I'm here aint I?
[1d20+4 = (20+4) = 24]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183321
>>183320
Finally
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183322
>>183318
>>183319
So uncouth

[1d20+3 = (12+3) = 15]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183323
183327
Is the formation the same as before?
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183324
>>183319
Kira looks absolutely frightened as she draws her bow.

[1d20+3 = (17+3) = 20]

Silver draws his sword, offering up a prayer to Celestia.

[1d20+4 = (10+4) = 14]
Anonymous
77fb744
?
No.183325
>>183319
Fuck yeah! We lovecraft nao.

Initiative
[1d20+7 = (11+7) = 18]
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183326
183331
KRX-Starfish_Hitler(1).png
>>183319
STARFISH?
Initiative [1d20 = 11]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183327
>>183323
Cavaliere would be a few feet closer to the ridge with the wall. His weapon is already drawn.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183328
Im kidding, Im not salty, its just shitpostimg
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183329
183331 183332 183357
Everyone, roll damage on your turn to streamline things

Order:

Starfish
Brie
Centipedes
Kira
Whoever 77fb744 is
Silver
Defiant
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183331
183357
>>183326
Oh sure, everypony roll higher initiative than me. Stupid dice.
>>183329
Do the IDs not show up as colored for anyone else? Cause that's honestly how I'm keeping track of everypony.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183332
>>183329
>Whoever 77fb744 is
That's Posey
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183333
183334 183335 183357
>>183319
Huh. The starfish rolled an 18. Yet going before Bries nat 20
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183334
>>183333
Nat 20 doesn't mean you go first. Starfish had a higher mod.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183335
183336 183337
One starfish reaches out with its tentacles towards Posey
[1d20+4 = (11+4) = 15]
[1d4+2 = (4+2) = 6]]
[1d20+4 = (3+4) = 7]
[1d4+2 = (3+2) = 5]]

Another towards Silver
[1d20+4 = (5+4) = 9]
[1d4+2 = (2+2) = 4]
[1d20+4 = (7+4) = 11]
[1d4+2 = (1+2) = 3]

>>183333
Their adjusted score is 26. Brie can flank them

Also, Brie's turn
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183336
183404
>>183335
Silver manages to deftly dodge the starfish(?)'s tentacles.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183337
183338 183339 183357
>>183335
Flanking requires another character to be opposite. Which doesnt track.

Brie will tumble (if necessary) to seek the 'furthest' one, with improved grapple as a charge action.

For fucks sake a map or a visual
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183338
183339
>>183337
Oh
[1d20+15 = (6+15) = 21] tumble
[1d20+10 = (16+10) = 26] touch atk?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183339
183340 183342 183357
>>183337
Dude if every post of yours is going to be you bitching then I'm just going to filter your posts

>>183338
Whelp. That works.

You want a centipede or a starfish?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183340
183341
>>183339
Centepedes have more localized heads
Anonymous
098a2d5
?
No.183341
183343
>>183340
The touch attack most certainly lands. Rolling opposed grapple

[1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183342
183344 183345
>>183339
Im not trying to be a dick, but its hard to be strategic if u are trying to visualize from a bad deacription (no.offense)
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183343
183344
>>183341
K. Opposed
[1d20+12 = (15+12) = 27]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183344
183346
>>183342
I understand, but I don't have a map here.

You can try to ask questions and describe carefully what you intend to do

>>183343
Brie manages to essentially wrangle the centipede, jumping on its back and grabbing it
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183345
>>183342
Its bad cuz Idk whats legit or not
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183346
>>183344
Nono, thats Brie's turn. I didnt declare defensive fighting (shoulda), thats... onto the next
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183347
"i do hope somepony will stab this one:
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183348
183350 183355 183357
One centipede is disabled by Brie, and tries to wrestle him off

Grapple:
[1d20+3 = (4+3) = 7]

The other attacks Posey
[1d20+4 = (14+4) = 18]
[1d4+2 = (4+2) = 6]
[1d20+4 = (6+4) = 10]
[1d4+2 = (2+2) = 4]
[1d20+4 = (6+4) = 10]
[1d4+2 = (3+2) = 5]

And bites
[1d20+3 = (4+3) = 7]
[1d3+1 = (2+1) = 3]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183349
Kira's Turn, then Garv's
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e7b55cf
?
No.183350
183355
>>183348
Posey, once again, slaps the tentacles away with her magic
"IS THIS ALL YOU CAN CONJURE, TRAVELLER?!"
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183352
183353 183354 183355
From the ether, two more creatures start to materialize, standing in front of Posey. There are tall, fat, and with arms that hang low to the ground. They assemble as if from the mist itself.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183353
>>183352
Of all the time to be struggle snuggling
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183354
183356
>>183352
>ugly bastards from beyond the void
Posey would be into this, if she weren't so bloodthirsty right now.
Are they in melee range?
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183355
183356 183357 183363
>>183348
Kira lets out a series of frightened expletives in her native language before drawing three arrows and wheeling around to get a better view of the enemies. She targets the centipede currently being grappled by the far more brace bat with precise shots, firing two arrows with her first draw at once, then the third arrow on her second draw.

Multishot Draw: [1d20+7 = (9+7) = 16]
Second Draw: [1d20+6 = (12+6) = 18]

>>183350
>>183352
Silver: "WILL YOU STOP TAUNTING EXTRADIMENSIONAL HIVE MIND!?"
Anonymous
098a2d5
?
No.183356
183357
Garv's turn

>>183354
They aren't even real yet They join next round

>>183355
Hit and Hit

Roll Damage
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183357
183359 183360 183361 183363 183364
>>183348
>>183356
Cavaliere holds out his masterwork revolver at foreleg's length and shoots the centipede that Brie is grappling with. Because he has the Precise Shot feat, he doesn't take a -4 penalty.
[1d20+8 = (14+8) = 22]
He shouts to Posey, "You might want to ease off on the taunting until we understand what we're dealing with!"
After shooting the centipede, he moves back until it's just within his first range increment.

>>183329
You missed me

>>183331
They're colored for me

>>183333
Unlike with attacks, natural 20s don't have any special meaning with initiative. Also check'd
Terrible waste of quads

>>183337
A map would be useful, if only for positioning knowledge. Did I mention Ilwinter's map designer is really cheap and easy to use?

>>183339
>You want a centipede or a starfish?
I want out of this buffet.
Also touching a centipede ewwwww

>>183355
You can combine multishot with precise shot?
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183359
>>183357
Precise shot just means you don't suffer the usual -4 penalty on your attack roll when targeting an enemy engaged in melee.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183360
>>183357
And damage
[2d6 = 11]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183361
>>183357
>influence gained, Brie
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183363
183365
40F98239B53732193C04A754997043AF-250948.jpg
>>183355
>>183357
"You don't get it! I have dealt with these kinds of abominations before. They will not relent until everything in every world is just as twisted as them, unless they are chased away outright. Violence is the only language that they understand."

This is MY world! No ayys welcome!
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183364
183367 183381
RAAAHOW
The Centipede rears upwards, and then down.

It slowly evaporates from Brie's grip, turning into a black mist that blows away in the wind

Posey's Turn

>>183357
It would be better to have more precise positioning, but I'm not certain where much of the party is

The creatures are clearly targeting Posey especially, and also Silver, as the two are on opposed sides.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183365
I fucked up again, forgive my transgressions.

>>183363
Silver: "Then kill them already instead of making more of them!"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183367
183368
>>183364
Wait, so the centipede is gone? That's what I was going to attack.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183368
183372
>>183367
There's another centipede
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183369
183370
What is in Posey's melee range?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183370
>>183369
One starfish. Let's say the other centipede
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183371
"Please stab it quickly, Ive seen plenty enough hentai to not want to be adjacent to,... this for too long."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183372
183373 183376
Posey's unseen servant opens her back, and out pops her secret weapon: the Dread's that the demon priest created for her out of the severed arms of the diamond dogs.
They were technically supposed to be advanced to max HD, but I forgot to mod their statblocks, so whatever
https://www.realmshelps.net/monsters/block/Dread%7Calpha%7CD%7CUndead
One arms itself with her halberd, the other takes her sword. They both take readied actions to attack the fat guys as they materialize.
>>183368
Posey Attacks the Centipede with her charnel touch as a weapon attack, using her chill touch.
This Activates her Frightful Presence, DC 21 for all enemies or be shaken
Touch Attack
[1d20+4 = (19+4) = 23]
Damage
[1d8+1 = (6+1) = 7] [1d6 = 1]
This triggers a DC 18 Fortitude save or take 1 points of Str damage
As a free action, she demoralizes it
Intimidate
[1d20+17 = (6+17) = 23]

Bippity boppity boop!
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183373
183374 183375 183376 183405
>>183372
Before you do, I would like to gently remind you that you are in the presence of creatures who would be very much freaked out by this display, and bluffing her way out of it would be very difficult to do.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183374
183376
>>183373
Thank you. Thinking it
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183375
183377
>>183373
Blah! I'll explain it later. We're fighting Lovecraftian horrors rn.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183376
183378 183379 183381 183382 183388
Silver's turn

>>183372
GAAAH!

It recoils

>>183374
>>183373
And the fact that she spoke Abyssal right in front of everyone isn't a concern?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183377
183379
>>183375
No, Im with him. You can go super saoyan when its needed
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183378
>>183376
I didnt say hes making good choices, but Brie doesnt understand abysssal
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183379
183385
>>183376
>Abyssal
I use Sanscrit for Infernal, like when she was petting the Yeth Hound
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2R4GVkLys4w
>>183377
>super saoyan
I'm only warning up
>>183376
Posey's turn is over.
There's a bunch of saving throws to make though.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183381
183385
>>183364
Kira: "I...I got one? I got one!"

>>183376
Well, neither Silver nor Kira even know what that language was, so they wouldn't know that it's the language of demons or what have you.

Power Attack: Silver centers himself on his connection to the earth, and channels the strength of the world into an almighty blow to hopefully end this starfish's existence in this world. "Leave this realm and return to your own!"

He raises his sword, and brings it down with enough might to crack and shatter the earth beneath the starfish.

Attack: [1d20+6 = (14+6) = 20]
Damage: [2d6+20 = (6+20) = 26]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183382
183383 183384
Cavaliere smiles subtly as his shot blows one of the aberrations away into dust, but this lasts only a moment as he scowls when he sees Posey turn into some kind of infernal Transformer.

>>183376
>And the fact that she spoke Abyssal right in front of everyone isn't a concern?
It could've been an elective in high school. Sanskrit for infernal is quite suitable. What would we use for Celestial? Ancient Celtic?

Silver, Dust, please don't sleep yet. We need you.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183383
>>183382
>celestial
Latin?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183384
>>183382
>Transformer
She looks the same.
Well, she's got her Frightful Presence up, so she's got the fiery red aura of supernatural pain and fear, but otherwise she hasn't changed.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183385
183387 183388
Dust's turn

One Starfish and one Centipede remains

>>183379
Are you trying to argue "acshually it's not abyssal, it's a different language"? Because you used the lawful-aligned language to communicate with an entity explicitly described as chaotic?

>>183381
Chyik yik yah!
The sword slices right through the starfish, severing it in half. It starts to evaporate before it falls to the ground.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183386
1729685705295438.png
THE FUCK IS LAGGING EEEEE
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183387
>>183385
>Because you used the lawful-aligned language to communicate with an entity explicitly described as chaotic?
Yeah... I probably should have used Abyssal...

What language should I use to type abyssal?
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183388
183389 183390 183391 183393 183407 183425
>>183376
Dust doesn't know wtf abyssal is. Hell, idk what the fuck abyssal is.
>>183385
Dust looks around, trying to figure out what we're even dealing with. I'm gonna try to roll knowledge (religion) to see if Dust can determine anything about the nature of these creatures or their summoning. Outsiders? Undead? Cult summoned? Who knows!
[1d20+9 = (18+9) = 27]
While he's trying to recognize anything, he casts bless with a short prayer to Aztarte for his allies.
Everyone but me is now getting +1 on all attacks and all saves against fear.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183389
183396
>>183388
abyssal is the language of chaotic evil demons. I
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183390
183396
>>183388
>Everyone but me
Bless includes you too. You are your own ally.
Anonymous
098a2d5
?
No.183391
183396
>>183388
He's never seen these creatures before. And yet he knows what sort of things they are:

Aberrations. Beloved by no god of earth.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183393
>>183388
Nice digits
Give them a/the dickslap
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183394
Mala takes aim at the remaining centipede, shooting twice with his shotgun
[1d20+8 = (12+8) = 20]
[2d10 = 20]
[1d20+8 = (16+8) = 24]
[2d10 = 11]
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183396
>>183390
Oh word?
>>183389
Noted and filed under "maybe useful one day"
>>183391
Oh lovely, abberations. Are those creatures from another plane or purely summoned creatures that don't exist unless some fuckwad makes them? Dust doesn't care, they're not undead and are thus boring. I on the other hoof, am curious and don't know.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183401
183406 183407
Skreee

The second centipede disappears, but two more creatures materialize

They vaguely resemble black quadrupeds with long forelegs, and two limbs that stick out of the upper shoulders.

In a way, they are like jet black ponies with no visible eyes, a head that hinges open at the very back, and wings that are bare bones, with mouths at the end of the bones

They Shriek

Initiate for the newcomers
[1d20 = 9]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183402
183404 183407
Were any of the aberrations affected by Posey's Frightful Presence?
Was the centipede weakened by there Str-draining Chill Touch, or effectively demoralized?

I'm a pure debuff build. I need to know if my attacks are effective.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183403
183407 183409
Is there food in the dead centipede Brie has? Will anyone carrybit?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183404
183405 183407
>>183402
The one principally affected died quickly

>>183336
A Starfish attacks Silver with three tentacles

[1d20+4 = (17+4) = 21]
[1d4+2 = (1+2) = 3]
[1d20+4 = (10+4) = 14]
[1d4+2 = (2+2) = 4]
[1d20+4 = (19+4) = 23]
[1d4+2 = (4+2) = 6]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183405
183407
>>183404
>>183373
Silver takes 9 damage

[1d20+3 = (5+3) = 8]
Roll opposed Grapple
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183406
183410
>>183401
Oh, those were the ones my minions had readied actions to attack as they materialized (so flat-footed)

Longsword
[1d20+5 = (4+5) = 9]
[1d8+4 = (4+4) = 8]

Halberd
[1d20+4 = (7+4) = 11]
[1d10+2 = (4+2) = 6]

Both the Dread's have a Frightful Presence
Creatures with 3 HD or less need to roll two DC 12 Will saves or be shaken
Note that all fear effects stack, so shaken escalates to frightened, then panicked, then cowering if they fail consecutive saves
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183407
183408 183410
>>183402
Something tells me these demonic creatures are likely immune to the kind of demoralization that Posey tends to rely on.

>>183403
I think the creatures disappear into shadows when they're killed.

>>183401
>>183388
Kira would be frightened, but she feels a strange sort of comfort from a source she can not recognize. She attributes it to Ouroboros. Having slain a centipede probably helps with her confidence.

>>183404
>>183405
"ARRRGGGH! ОТСТАНЬ ОТ МЕНЯ!"

[1d20+9 = (20+9) = 29]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183408
183410
>>183407
>Something tells me these demonic creatures are likely immune to the kind of demoralization that Posey tends to rely on
Why would they be immune to fear?
>20
Nice
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183409
183411
>>183403
Brie>>183404
Is it Bries turn?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183410
183413 183418
>>183407
Silver rips the tentacles right off of him

>>183406
All miss, and they are unshaken

>>183408
They have more than 3 hit die
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183411
>>183409
Yes.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183412
183414 183415
Without a map, Brie would.Tumble/fly around the closest one and lock up/grape the fuethest one
[1d20 = 2]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183413
>>183410
>They have more than 3 hit die
Darn. This is what I get for neglecting to make those 6 HD statblocks.
Oh well.
The Dreads take 5 ft steps back in a defensive stance floating around Posey
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183414
>>183412
Brie does not succeed in tumbling past the two new black figures in front of Posey

I suppose he has a standard action.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183415
183417
>>183412
Assumed failure, Bries turn os finished
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183416
Kira's turn, and then Posey
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183417
>>183415
Failure on tumble means provoking attack of opportunity.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183418
183419 183420
>>183410
Confidence in herself restored, Kira draws three more arrows, targets one of these new creatures, and fires them in rapid succession.
Rapid Shot #1:
[1d20+10 = (4+10) = 14]
[1d8+6 = (1+6) = 7]
Rapid Shot #2:
[1d20+10 = (10+10) = 20]
[1d8+6 = (5+6) = 11]
Rapid Shot #3:
[1d20+5 = (1+5) = 6]
[1d8+6 = (8+6) = 14]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183419
183420 183421
Posey's turn

>>183418
The second shot hits, lodging in its "neck." But the first one bounces against its "skin," and the third goes wide.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183420
>>183418
>>183419
Kira: "Dang it! I hate it when that happens...hope I can find that arrow again..."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183421
183422 183426
>>183419
Posey's Dreads flank the starfish that threatens Posey, wailing on it with their weapons
Longsword
[1d20+7 = (19+7) = 26]
[1d8+4 = (8+4) = 12]
Halberd
[1d20+4 = (15+4) = 19]
[1d10+2 = (9+2) = 11]

Posey follows up with a Charnel Chill Touch boop
Touch
[1d20+4 = (17+4) = 21]
Damage
[1d8+1 = (2+1) = 3][1d6 = 5]
Demoralize
[1d20+17 = (18+17) = 35]

DC 18 for Str damage. DC 21 for frightful presence. Opposed check for intimidate.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183422
183423
>>183421
Rolling to confirm threat with the longsword
[1d20+7 = (20+7) = 27]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183423
183424 183426 183429
>>183422
Fuck yeah
>>183422
Fuck yeah, 24 damage!

If the crit kills the starfish, pls redirect the remaining attacks to the next nearest opponent.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183424
>>183423
Whonk
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183425
183426
Cavaliere performs rapid shot and shoots the pony-like aberration closest to him with two shots in quick succession, at -2 penalty.
[1d20+7 = (11+7) = 18]
[2d6 = 9]
[1d20+7 = (18+7) = 25]
[2d6 = 12]

>tfw no ranks in dungeoneering
>>183388
Check'd and thanks
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183426
183427 183428
>>183421
>>183423
I'm going to assume you're talking about the two black pony figures in front of Posey. Are they targeting the same one, and is it the one Kira hit?

>>183425
Bang Bang

Cavaliere hits the starfish in front of Silver, and it hisses as if leaking air. It evaporates.
Anonymous
77fb744
?
No.183427
183429
>>183426
They flank one, and if the first attack kills it, the other attacks the other. Same with Posey.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183428
183429
>>183426
Not the starfish, the pony figures. Well, one of them.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183429
183430 183433
One pony figure remaining near Posey, and one starfish remaining in front of Silver

>>183428
Ah. Fair enough. Cavaliere hits it. It does not evaporate.

>>183427
>>183423
Posey's combined attacks cause one of the figures to evaporate.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183430
183431 183435
>>183429
Silver: "Go back to Tartarus!"

Power Attack: Maintaining his connection to the earth, Silver raises his sword in the air, focuses all of the strength he can muster, and brings it down in another almighty overhead strike on the remaining starfish aberration. The mist around Silver and the starfish is parted with the force of the attack, and the ground again cracks and shatters where the blade lands.

[1d20+7 = (15+7) = 22]
[2d6+20 = (7+20) = 27]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183431
183432
>>183430
Tic Tic Tic Tic

Hit

Hit
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183432
>>183431
The second roll was actually damage, sorry about that.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183433
>>183429
Does it appear frightened by Posey's demoralization and frightful presence?
Anonymous
d5919c5
?
No.183434
183440
>>183216
"Alright," Vir says and bumps her hooves together while rising on her two hooves , causing a meaty slap to resonate through the room. In truth, Vir is a bit nervous at the prospect of talking to a bunco of strange ponies, so she trying to convince herself more than anypny else. "I will simply go door to door, talk with the entire neighberhood, the police, the anarchists, and the Blackhooves, then I'll return."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183435
183436 183443
Dust's turn

>>183430
+20 damage?!?!

Well...

The starfish is sliced straight in half, curving in like a dead spider in the seconds before it is scattered to the wind
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183436
183437
>>183435
I think there's still a Shadow pony left?
If so, dust readies his flail, runninf at his target and heaving the flail overhead to come down on his target
Attack [1d20+10 = (9+10) = 19]
Dmg [1d10+6 = (4+6) = 10]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183437
183438 183439
>>183436
Kow!

It shrieks at Dust, recoiling as the entity, shot twice by bullet and once by arrow, is now hit by a flail. The flail seems to crack its hide, until it stumbles back and falls to the ground

It evaporates on the ground
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183438
183440
>>183437
How many enemies are left?
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183439
>>183437
With the current enemies defeated, Kira quickly retrieves her arrows. Silver breathes in and out heavily, having expended a lot of stamina in those two strikes.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183440
183441 183458
No enemies remain visible, as the light above dims

>>183434
"Uh... Well you don't have to talk to that many ponies. I'm not sure I'd want to talk to anarchists or the blackhooves... but uh, your enthusiasm is much appreciated."

She tries to move forward, and scritch behind Vir's ears

>>183438
That's all that threaten
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183441
183444 183446 183450
>>183440
Posey screams into the ether
"I KNOW YOU ARE STILL OUT THERE! SHOW YOURSELF, TRAVELLER!"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183442
183450 183452
"well, thats just good business," is there tasty foodsuffs feom the pede?
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183443
183444 183445 183452
>>183435
>+20 damage?!?!
Power attack is really good

Cavaliere takes a moment to reload his revolver and stow it away in his revolver. He also pulls out a much smaller pistol with two short barrels from the hem of his pants and checks to make sure it is loaded before putting it away.

He moves closer to Silver and Posey and asks, "Are you two alright? Those monstrosities were in your faces."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183444
183445 183450
>>183441
Silver: "Please do not taunt extradimensional entity too much, we still have village to go to and ponies to save."

>>183443
It very much is.

Silver: "Yes, just little banged up from couple of those tentacles. I have been hurt worse. Thank you for your concern, my friend."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183445
183450 183452 183454
"No apparent supernatural powers, bodies dissolving into protomatter... These were minor manifestation of the starspawn.That means the master is still out there!"
>>183443
"I am fine."
>>183444
"We either defeat it now, or we defeat it later. Better to fight it on our terms."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183446
183448 183452
>>183441
Pedes r like scallops. Delicious w/ spring onionand butter
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183447
[1d2 = 2]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183448
183449
>>183446
They dissolved into black ethereal nothingness.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183449
183450 183452
>>183448
<the food
Shush
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183450
183451 183452 183454 183455
>>183441
Posey's words do not result in another spawned monster

>>183442
There is not. He had it in his grasp, and then like that, it was gone with the wind

>>183444
>>183445
Mala moves up near Posey and Silver

>>183449
There's rendered whale blubber elsewhere
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183451
183452
>>183450
>fat
Pass
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183452
183453 183455
>>183443
>stow it away in his revolver
holster

>>183442
>>183446
These are not Rain World centipedes and you cannot eat them.

>>183445
"You're familiar with these creatures? They're unlike anything found in the wild and seem magical in origin, but I can't place from where. Silver is right, for once the communists aren't a likely threat and they might be some help."

>>183449
>>183450
>>183451
Brie could just ask Cavaliere if he's hungry.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183453
183463
>>183452
"Have u tried feastables? I hear theure rly popular,"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183454
183463
>>183450
>>183445
Silver gives Mala some pets when he comes up to him. "Excellent shots, Mala! I am very glad to have you with us." While he continues to pet Mala, he addresses Posey. "We know where their master is, on Kostroma. Idiot communists brought it onto ship from Skynavia to bring home to study, and he dominated mind of most everypony on that ship. We need to find those remaining Stalliongraders and come up with plan to end this thing. You heard what it said through Sea Stone. If it manages to free that ship and reaches Stalliongrad, there is no telling how far it will go to assimilate everything into its consciousness."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183455
183457 183461 183463
>>183450
>Posey's words do not result in another spawned monster
Posey curses into the void, chomping at the bit to fight the master of these monsters.
"Coward..."
>Mala moves up near Posey and Silver
Posey pets Mala to soothe her frustration.
"I saw that hit you made with your shotgun. It was very fearsome."
She gives him a bone
>>183452
>You're familiar with these creatures?
Vaguely. Confronting horrors from the Cerebrosis periphery was part of my training. They are incalculably diverse creatures, but they are universally bent on corrupting all around them with their madness..."
She trails off, seemingly reliving a nasty memory
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183457
183463
>>183455
Ima slap u when his works
Anonymous
d5919c5
?
No.183458
183463
>>183440
Vir grins wrly.

"To be honest, I don't really like talking with ponies in general, because when you wear your heart on a sleeve," Vir says and flaps the hem of her cloak. Her tan cloak that has Celstia's cutie mark cover its cape and once again a smaller sun over her hoodie. "I see happy faces too of course but sometimes I prefer ponies eye-rolls to their anger. But, uhh, yeah, I'm visting the Blackhooves to ask for my sister. If anyone would know her where-a-bowt, it probably be 'em."
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183461
183474
>>183455
"Cerebrosis, you say? Let's hear about all this at the village. It'll be a more secure vantage point, if this 'Commissar' has made use of it."
He is ready to leave when the other party members are.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183462
We did kill things, and quickly.

Suck it GM (he knows)
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183463
183467 183469 183473
>>183454
>>183455
Mala smiles, closes his eyes, and opens his mouth, letting his tongue hang out as he receives dual pets.

When posey gives him another bone, he quickly chomps on it, breaking the bone and eating it quickly.

>>183457
It almost did this time. 1d2

>>183453
"What are those?" Mala asks

>>183458
"Oh. Well, that makes sense. I doubt they'll tell you, but for a sister, it's worth a try." After a moment, she speaks again

"And thank you, again, for your help."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183467
183471
>>183463
Kira returns to the party, her quivers fully filled up again. Silver looks over the entire party.

Silver: "Okay everyone, let us find those Stalliongrader survivors. Kira, take point."

Kira: "Aye aye, captain!"

Survival: Kira leads the group through the fog, continuing to be on the alert for any more aberrations they may encounter.

[1d20+11 = (9+11) = 20]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183469
183470 183471
>>183463
>what are those
<ye asked fur it mate
"Its reported to be food. It was probably a lame attempt at a joke, that the player bejind is havi g scond thiughts about"
"Its not mdy tho," but it was
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183470
183471
>>183469
Having second thoughts [...] yes, its moldy
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183471
183472
>>183467
It's kind of a narrow path. Kira believes she finds what is the beginning of the ridge of the hill, with the ruined remains of a stone wall just on the left side of it

>>183469
Mala is intrigued

"Food that isn't rotten?"

He starts to wag his tail

>>183470
"Oh..."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183472
183476 183477
>>183471
Silver: "You have had food that was not rotten before. Remember when we went to that restaurant and you had octopus? Or earlier this morning when I made you alligator steaks?"

Kira: "I think we're getting close!"
Anonymous
d5919c5
?
No.183473
183476
>>183463
>worth a try
An image of an eye-rolling but genuinely smiling filly unicorn pass through Vir's mind.

"Yes, she is worth it," she says.

Vir dives in and nuzzles Heather's neck.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183474
183475 183478
Screenshot_20241207-004552.png
Screenshot_20241207-004621.png
>>183461
>Cerebrosic
"The Cerebrosic Periphery. The back of the mind. The place where mortal perception intersects with the madness of the far realm. The peripheral is the Near Realm, a place of perversion and abstraction, through which we can contact and be contacted by horrors from beyond the unknowable void...."
".... It is the most vile, disgusting, horrible place imaginable. My master attached loathesome creatures to my skull and let them have their way with my mind to throw me into that vile jungle of misery, so that I could experience what infinite Dread truly felt like. I can still remember the omnipresent slime, the writhing 'grass', the gravitational distortions pulling me every which way, the lurking nightmares that prowled in the corners of the mind, leaping through the dimensional boundaries to latch themselves to my barrel and fuse themselves to my skin and prope their feelers up my nose and into my brain...! Master would not let me return to the realm of sanity until I had grown accustomed to it long enough to learn from the experience."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183475
>>183474
>Cerebrosic
*Cerebrotic
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183476
183479 183482 183489 183502
>>183473
"Tee he he"
Heather scratches the back of the silly filly big mare's ears

"Anything for a sister. I understand that emotion. I would if I could, too."

>>183472
Mala to Silver:
"Well yes, but you can't have alligator, or octopus, or" licking his lips "zebra every day. These... monsters? Is that what they are called? They just disappeared. You can't even eat them."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183477
183479 183480
>>183472
Kira

Roll Spot
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183478
183480
>>183474
Ow, the edge. I like your descriptive ability.
Cavaliere only stares as she explains, withholding comment as he focuses on the path ahead.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183479
183483 183484
>>183477
[1d20+8 = (17+8) = 25]

>>183476
Silver: "Something tells me alligators and octopi would probably taste better than demon starfish and demon centipedes."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183480
>>183478
Posey has Cerebrosis: exposure to the far realm has permanently mutated her mind and driven her insane. Her experiences as an alienist are part of her backstory.
Despite being a perverted masochist, there's only so much slime and tentacles a pony can take at once, and being thrown into the Cerebrotic mire to boil in the rotten puss flowing from the festering wounds of a mad god long dead was not the favorite part of her training....

>>183477
Rolling to assist Kira
[1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183481
I gotta sleep soon.
I'm free all day tomorrow.

Feel free to carry on without me though.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183482
183502
>>183476
>zebra
Total Zigger Barbecue
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183483
183488
>>183479
"It will, I know. But there's only demon starfish around it seems. All I've had to eat since we left is bones. I am looking forward to being able to eat pony flesh again, or better yet, hippogriff." He looks upwards in ecstasy as he recalls some memory, then looks back to Silver

"I know ponies don't like it when I do that, but I feel like this whole thing we do here, well, that you do, is like a whole special exception to the pony world. Like, the pony society has rules. Very basic rules like you don't kill other ponies, and especially ponies with power. Then I saw you imprison my two superiors. You shot and killed the zebras that bullied me. And you killed that rich pony who was lord over us all. And you got praised for it. Paid for it. You fucked that griffin. You were loved even by the police for it.

Much of my life I thought that the ponies didn't like me because I was a kind of monster. The way I behaved made me monstrous to them. I thought I kind of deserved it and needed to be separate from the pony society. That is why I was with Sweat's society. I thought I could be accepted there, even though I really wasn't. Then I saw you, and I realized that it was okay to be violent, or carnivorous. It was okay to be a monster. Because monsters could be loved too. I could be loved too. By ponies."

Mala wags his tail
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183484
183485
>>183479
Kira sees something galloping through the mist. It's kind of low, and big around.

It's coming towards them.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183485
183487
>>183484
You want me to stay up for this encounter?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
77fb744
?
No.183486
183487
Sleepy...
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183487
>>183485
>>183486
Nah, you can go to sleep
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183488
183499 183501 183511
I know people are sleep, I'm just gonna respond to Mala before we end up in the next encounter.

>>183483
Silver gives some more pets to Mala, smiling at his loyal friend. "You are loved, and accepted. And it is true, society has certain rules that you are expected to follow - and usually for good reason - but when someone decides to break those rules for their own gain to detriment of others, you need someone who is willing to break those same rules as well for good reason to keep others safe and happy."
Anonymous
d5919c5
?
No.183489
183497
>>183476
Vir pushes back into the hoof with pleased closed eyes. Then she realize the meaning of Heather's last words and sad look passes by her face.

She walks over to Flowercup and raise her hoof. She stops, hovering over Flowercup's head. A memory passes her mind's eye. A mare. She smiles down at her filly self. She reaches out toward her but hesitates. 'May I touch you?' 'Of course, you can. I luv u! Mother Justiney.'

"Sorry," Vir says. "I didn't ask before. May I?"
Brie
32c72dd
?
No.183490
183511
Yes, I literally added Lunchly (it says it on my inventory, including the mold) to my character sheet just so I could make a joke about it mid-game.
>wants to kill more
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183497
183534
>>183489
The beige mare closes her eyes and smiles, ready to receive her hoof

"You may."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183498
183511
I have awoken
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183499
183500
my-little-pony-sad.gif
>>183488
>You are loved, and accepted
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183500
>>183499
Right? ;,_,;
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183501
>>183488
Though masked and thereby expressionless, Brie nods appreciatively on hearing this
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183502
183518 183522 183719
>>183476
Dust stops wishfully looking at the deadish grass in the area as he hears "zebra." He freezes, and his ears immediately start swiveling more than usual.
>>183482
reeeeee
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183503
183504 183505 183506
"An excellent show of force everypony. Since we have a moment, I have been meaning to ask,... does anypony know what the hell we are dealing with? First there was that strange beast our beloved whaling captain mackicked into being somehow, and now theres these, well I certainly don't know what you would call them but they're certainly not stalliongradii!"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183504
183511
>>183503
Rolling a base intelligence check for Brie to kinda maybe try to idk,... think I guess
[1d20+2 = (17+2) = 19]
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183505
183507 183511
>>183503
Dust shakes his head
"Trials like these I have not seen before
Though their rumors have traveled our lore
I do not wholey know what is in store
But a small bit from legends I can relay

Summoners, conjurers, witches, and cults
Appear to be the cards fate to us has dealt
Aberration's attacks are what we have felt
I should say we no longer our mission delay

Vile forces are working against this shore
To summon these monsters we abhor
I would say the source is to blame for more
But here I do not want to be another day."
As Dust mentions "for more" he gestures towards the area they left the griffons and that one pony that was talking nonsense. Where are they anyways?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183506
183507 183719
Far_Realm_Neverwinter.jpg
>>183503
Posey just mentioned that they're aberrant monsters of pure madness from beyond the realm of insanity who won't rest until everything else is just as twisted and insane as them.

"Interlopers from beyond the void. Some refer to these sorts of creatures as 'beachgoers', from their resemblance to loathsome sea creatures and their dual-worldly nature."
She gestures towards the shore
"Think of the Far Realm as the ocean, and our reality as this island. The Cerebrotic Periphery is the place where they intersect, like a beach, where creatures of land and meet and hunt one another. It is also known as the mire, for its swampy and foul appearance, like a wetland."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183507
183508 183511
>>183506
>>183505
Brie is neither enthusiastic nor particularly receptive to the idea of things that have no throat - or.perhaps too many - to cut
Anonymous
0f088ee
?
No.183508
>>183507
They're not immune to crits for the most part. You should be able to sneak Attack them.
But they tend to save psychic powers, so watch out for your feeble Will Save
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183509
183510 183511
I'm available all day today, btw

Really excited to purge some xeno filth.
Anonymous
0c4c8fe
?
No.183510
183522
>>183509
Likewise
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183511
183512 183514
>>183488
Mala looks up at Silver demandingly. For all Silver has given him, it is not enough. Pets are not enough. He wants more. He wants a hug. But in fairness, Mala is more than willing to give one back.

>>183498
oh no

>>183490
I still have my Monkey's paw

>>183504
While I'll leave most of the guess work to Posey, Brie discerns two things quickly

The Monster enocuntered by the griffins was of a qualitatively different nature than what attacked them just now. The most recent set more closely mimicked chitin, fur, and in general, recognizable biology than the vaguely dog-like creature did, even if the latter came closer to resembling a known taxonomy than the former.

And second, this was absolutely not disclosed in the briefing.

>>183505
So The island has a vaguely anvil shape. The southwest end and the northwest end both have hills. The party went along the western coast, and to a low point between these two hills where the whaling station was. East and a little north east from there is a narrower part of the island between two bays, like two inverted horseshoes. This is another hill, which the part is going to go climb up to lead to the old village.

The whole area is essentially deserted pastures and fields on rolling hills. Ruined stone walls that demarcated padlocks are still seen.

>>183507
Mala:
"Oh, they have throats to bite and rip out."

>>183509
I hope
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183512
183514 183518
When everyone is ready to play, Kira will give everyone the signal that she sees something. But first:

>>183511
Silver gladly gives Mala a big, floofy hug. There's no hesitation, no question as to whether he should or not. He just goes in and gives his friend a hug he very well deserves.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183514
183515 183518 183719
>>183511
>The Monster enocuntered by the griffins was of a qualitatively different nature than what attacked them just now. The most recent set more closely mimicked chitin, fur, and in general, recognizable biology than the vaguely dog-like creature did, even if the latter came closer to resembling a known taxonomy than the former.
Can we identify any of them, or are they unknown, ambiguous homebrew aberrations?
>And second, this was absolutely not disclosed in the briefing.
I'm going to have to make some charisma checks to leverage an additional bonus payment for this. Captain said monster activity would be scarce.... Momma wants a new cape of Charisma.
Also, did the monsters leave anything behind after they left? Body parts? Treasure?
Any alien gems, lovecraftian-god idol sculptures made of precious unknown materials, living-flesh magic items, talismans of unspeakable power, weapons made of the horns and teeth of monsters, or scrolls of aberrant spells?
Posey searches the ground for any loot for this encounter.
[1d20+5 = (15+5) = 20]
I'm just gonna leave this useful Magic Item Compendium based random treasure generator here:
http://paulmurraycbr.github.io/MICGenerator.html

>The island has a vaguely anvil shape
Based unapologetic fantasy map enjoyer.
Is Skull & Crossbones island close to here?
>>183512
>monster approaching
>hugs come first
Based

Posey joins the group hug, sucking a bit of warmth out of it, but still soft nonetheless.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183515
183517 183518
>>183514
Don't forget, assuming the Traveler leaves behind a physical body when killed, we can at least take a trophy with us from the body as proof of its existence. I'm certain ending a potentially world-ending threat from another dimension is worth a few extra thousand Bits at least.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183516
183518
Brie may yet avoid prison for this mission
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183517
183522
966101__safe_oc_clothes_oc+only_magic_glowing+eyes_30+minute+art+challenge_cloak_artist-colon-lumineko_zombie_necromancer_oc-colon-necropone.png
>>183515
Plus I could preserve it to later reanimate it as a Cthulhu-Zombie to end the world myself :D
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183518
183520 183521 183522 183719
3043909[1].png
>>183512
>>183514
Mala is massive, about on par in terms of mass with Silver and bigger than Posey. He is simultaneously very fluffy with thick fur, fat, and muscular. He wraps his hooves around Silver in his own hug, but then tries to place a leg around Posey when she comes up.

He smiles, and places his chin over Silver. His tail wags.

>>183502
Dust can hear something moving ahead

>>183512
Kira definitely sees something moving towards them

>>183515
Reminder that a camera was a part of the given equipment for the mission

>>183514
>Treasure
With the wind scattering whatever remained, nothing but disturbed soil, a pair of shotgun casings, and three .45 casings are all that imply a struggle took place here.

>unapologetically fantasy map
>I didn't just blatantly copy a real life location in hopes of shortcutting a map and then fail at that
Sure. Completely original, dark fantasy map

>Can we identify them
They are slightly changed published monsters
Posey can instantly tell that while they have some vague resemblance to things she's heard of, something is different about them. Specifically, they shouldn't be materializing and then dematerializing.

>>183516
Based?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183520
183522
>>183518
>camera
Oooh, Dead Rising shit. That would probably fall to Brie, since he can get better vantage shots
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183521
183526
>>183518
>Mala is massive, about on par in terms of mass with Silver and bigger than Posey. He is simultaneously very fluffy with thick fur, fat, and muscular.
I am choosing to believe that Mala is actually a young Flind Gnoll. It would explain why he's fatter and more charismatic than most
>Specifically, they shouldn't be materializing and then dematerializing
Posey suspects that they might might be summons conjured remotely by a caster. Rolling to confirm this:
[1d20+11 = (5+11) = 16]
>blatantly copy a real life location in hopes of shortcutting a map and then fail at that
All GMs do this. Literally all of them.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183522
183523 183525 183719
>>183518
>>183520
>>183517
>>183510
>>183502
Kira whispers back to the group, "Hey, guys! Something's coming," while pointing in the direction of the approaching figure. Silver's ears perk up at hearing Kira speak, and looks up from the comfy floofy Mala hug towards what Kira has seen.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183523
>>183522
If having the time, Brie would assume a flanking position (ground level) to Kira's left
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183525
>>183522
Posey readies herself for battle.
She gives her bone bow to one of her dreads in exchange for the halberd, which she readies against a charge.
The Dread draws back the bowstring and trains an arrow on the incoming creature, readying and attack.
Her other Dread brandishes its sword, ready to charge itself.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183526
183527 183529
The figure, smaller than a pony but of an odd shape, moves out through the shadow, a bit left of the old wall.

"Baa"

>>183521
They seemed a bit off for summoned creatures
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183527
183528
>>183526
Knowledge, Nature: Kira blinks. Is this just a sheep or a goat or something?

[1d20+3 = (11+3) = 14]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183528
20241207_120723.jpg
>pic related, having a small kitten means randomly being informed: "Your hand is a MONSTER, RAWR!"
>>183527
Be a shame if we had a paladin who could sense evil
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183529
183530
I guess we're just waiting for Cavalier?
>>183526
>sheep/goat
An emissary of Orcus? Is the bloated goatlord giving me a sign that I must purge these aberrant xeno filth in the name of superior demonic Undeath?
Religion
[1d20+11 = (13+11) = 24]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183530
183532 183535 183536 183719
As the figure gallops through the mist, it becomes more visible. It's covered in a thick, matted fur that's tinted yellow, and dirty, with small amounts of debris caught in it. Kira can see that it is a sheep, a domestic variety of one, and an ewe.

It gives Kira and also Brie a wide berth, going around Kira to the right, but it doesn't slow down, and it doesn't seem bothered by the party. It moves around with a "Baa"

>>183529
Yes. Yes he is.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183532
183533 183544
>>183530
Kira: "Awwwww. Poor sheepy. She has no one left to help take care of her!"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183533
183535
>>183532
Brie waves at Mala, to get his attention, and then nods toward the sheep, following the gesture with a shrug
Anonymous
d5919c5
?
No.183534
183539
>>183497
Just checking. Are we talking about the same pony? I thought Flowercup was white because it's she that Vir reaches out for.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183535
>>183533
>>183530
Subtext, theres food
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183536
183537 183539
>>183530
Posey approaches to pet the sheep.
She whispers a faint hymn in Abyssal
"שלום רב, בת הכבש. באת להעביר הודעה מהנפוח?"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183537
183538 183539
>>183536
Fuck, it didn't paste properly. This is the actual message:
"Greetings, daughter of the lamb. Have you come to deliver a message from the bloated one? I wish my little lamb Gloomy were here to meet you."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183538
183540
>>183537
>GM puts a sheep to send an unholy message of utmost import to Posey
>right before the message is conveyed, Mala eats the messenger
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183539
183540 183559
The ewe moves around the ponies, and turns around briefly to look back at the party, then starts to proceed the way it was going at a slower speed. Mala leaves the cuddle pile to follow the sheep, clearly curious about it.

>>183534
I thought she was trying to pet Heather.

Flower cup looks up towards the big mare, with ears standing up and cupped.

"Uh, may you what?"

>>183536
>>183537
Roll to pet the sheep
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183540
183542
>>183538
That would mean it's an unholy message from the gnoll-lord.
>>183539
Rolling Charisma (animal handling) to pet the sheep
Applying +2 circumstances bonus, for having successfully identified it.
Posey's Bestial corruption symptom cancels out the penalty from her Unnatural Aura.
[1d20+8 = (17+8) = 25]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183542
183543 183544 183547
>>183540
The ewe turns to look back at Posey, and then up to her.

Posey successfully puts its thick fur. It has the feel of wool, although matted, thicker, and with flakes of dirt.

"Baa" It says to her

אם לא הבנת את זה, כן. הדבר הזה מנוגד לאינטרסים שלנו, וצריך לעצור אותו.

Mala approaches
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183543
>>183542
Oh no
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183544
183545 183546
>>183532
Posey produces a set of shears, the one she uses to trim Gloomy
"As a mare who believes in Fate, I have foretold that great fortune will come upon us if we take the time to shear this sheep."
>>183542
Posey puts a hoof up
"If you eat this sheep, you will die a horrible death."
Intimidate
[1d20+17 = (18+17) = 35]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183545
>>183544
Brie shrugs, ending the gesture by holding one hoof out in Posey's direction, implying general assent/agreement
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183546
183551
>>183544
Kira looks happy that Posey is going to help the poor thing out, as she smiles warmly at the two.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183547
183549
>>183542
Posey does not stop Mala from eating the sheep if he intends to do so anyway. She just informs him that eating the sheep will cause him to die a horrible death.
Or maybe it will just turn him into a monster. Who knows?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183548
183551 183552
Mala looks up towards Posey, ears upwards, then has a look of fear in his eyes. He turns and quickly scurries away, whimpering and with his tail between his legs. He hides behind Silver

The Sheep however, is also afraid of Posey, and starts to run away
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183549
>>183547
I cant say what I worry might happen o_o
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183551
183552
>>183548
>runs
Oh no you don't. I want my unholy fleece.
>>183546
"Kira, hold her still so I can shear her."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183552
183553 183554 183556
>>183548
>>183551
Silver Mala some reassuring pets, as Kira comes over and makes to hold the sheepy in place.

First, touch attack: [1d20+9 = (1+9) = 10]
Second, grapple: [1d20+13 = (4+13) = 17]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183553
>>183552
Whelp...
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183554
183556
>>183552
Dammit

Posey grabs the sheep
[1d20+5 = (5+5) = 10]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183555
Somepony get that sheep
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183556
183557 183560 183561
>>183552
Kira lunges at the sheep...

She seems to have miscalculated. She misses outright.

Mala is pet and somewhat reassured.

When you Intimidate a target, that target's attitude shifts to "unfriendly" towards you after you leave its presence, as the skill check should work. It seems so much less useful than diplomacy

>>183554
It jumps and dodges out of the way of Posey with a "Baa"
Anonymous
0f088ee
?
No.183557
183566
>>183556
>It seems so much less useful than diplomacy
Demoralizing is good in combat.
They also added the duel of wills mechanic in the ToB, which lets you get a bonus on attacks when you use it in initiative.
But as a social skill it is the worst.
I still max it out, because Posey is supposed to be a scary conqueress.

It was just a shitpost roll anyway.

Posey pursue's the sheep
Grapple
[1d20+5 = (5+5) = 10]
Anonymous
0f088ee
?
No.183558
Again?
Get that sheep
Anonymous
d5919c5
?
No.183559
183569
>>183539
Okay, nice.

She keeps her hoof there as her smile spreads in her nervousness.

"May I touch you?" she says. "You're so cute."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183560
183563 183564 183566
>>183556
Brie will sigh and charge (action)after the sheep, as he do
[1d20+9 = (15+9) = 24] touch attack
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183561
183565 183566
>>183556
Silver gives Mala some pets, seeing if that will reassure him moreso. Kira thinks to herself, that's odd... as she whiffs on the lunge and hits the ground with an "Oof!" May she try again to grab the sheep?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183563
>>183560
Initial.Grapple [1d20+12 = (4+12) = 16]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183564
>>183560
(And I forgot the +2 momentum bonus)
Anonymous
0f088ee
?
No.183565
183567
>>183561
>May she try again to grab the sheep?
Nothing is stopping you.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183566
183568 183570 183585
>>183560
Brie has the Sheep

Opposed
[1d20 = 3]

>>183557
>it was just a shitpost roll anyways
Then what the fuck is a serious roll and how am I supposed to tell
It's as much of a shitpost roll as any you've rolled this entire campaign

Posey does not get the sheep

>>183561
Mala is pet, and reassured just a little bit more. Kira on the otherhoof...

Kira has heard of how the old lamia die. They become big, old. Slow. Pondersome. They aren't as dexterous as the once were, and when they lunge for prey, they miss. They slowly starve to death, fading away from the world.

Kira can again, but there's probably going to be a bat around it
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183567
>>183565
Shush, I got it
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183568
>>183566
"Should I make it quick, or do we want it alive?" Hes oddly expressive with a mask on. Kinda deadpool-esque
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183569
183617
>>183559
"Wha" Her ears pop up, and curve. Then she fluffs up, to appear bigger, and thus more intimidating.

"No you're cute!"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183570
183571
>>183566
>Then what the fuck is a serious roll and how am I supposed to tell
Sorry.
I'm just having fun with this sheep sequence until. Cavalier arrives.

Assuming Kira joins the grapple, Posey begins to shear the sheep.

>Kira has heard of how the old lamia die. They become big, old. Slow. Pondersome. They aren't as dexterous as the once were, and when they lunge for prey, they miss. They slowly starve to death, fading away from the world.
This is probably why most ancient Naga learn sorcery.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183571
183572 183573 183575
>>183570
>shearing
But we're still killing the sheep, right?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183572
>>183571
Why?
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183573
183574 183575
>>183571
This isnt bloodthirst, its appetite. Lamb shanks are one of the most amazing things
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183574
183582
>>183573
You don't want to eat meat that has been touched by Orcus.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183575
183581 183582
>>183573
>>183571
"Baa!"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183581
183586
>>183575
Posey takes as long as necessary to shear the sheep, carefully removing the fleece in one piece.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183582
183583 183586 183587 183719
>>183574
Well look who's suddenly adverse to getting tainted by evil xp
>>183575
"While it would neither be my proudest moment, I will rape you if you don't simmer down for a moment, (ewe)."
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183583
>>183582
Neither proudest nor worst
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183584
183586 183587
Intimidation, I suppose
[1d20+5 = (7+5) = 12]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183585
183586
>>183566
Nah, that can't be it. Kira's not nearly old enough, or big enough. It must just be a fluke. Still, with Brie having a hold of the sheep, Kira comes over to help with keeping it still. She pets the poor mistreated sheep. "Shhhh, it's okay little sheepy, we're just giving you a nice trim so you can feel better!"

Silver, meanwhile, gives Mala another hug.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183586
183587 183588 183605
>>183582
Brie's language has been changed from Maori to Welsh

"Baa!"

>>183581
Sure, we've got all the time in the world to sheer a sheep. It's not like there's something time sensitive going on.

>>183585
"Baa"
It seems to be saying to Kira that it's winter in the far north and this is the best time of year to have a thick wool coat

Mala is hugged. He's big, floofy, muscular, and fat

>>183584
Opposed
[1d20+2 = (20+2) = 22]
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183587
183589
>>183586
>>183584
>>183582
The ewe stares at Brie
"Baa"

Gwna fe te. Gwna fe. Ni allwch wneud llawer gyda'r peth bach hwnnw o'ch un chi.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183588
>>183586
You forgot that Mala is also a qt.

Kira: "Yes, yes, I know. But if your wool gets too long then you won't be able to move as well, or even see because it will all be in your eyes. You'll feel so much better after, I promise."
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183589
183590
>>183587
Oh Helll no.
Brie involuntarily lets go of the sheep, his body language betraying a degree of horror, shock, and astonishment.
He ends his action pulling his pistol
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183590
>>183589
Kira wraps around the sheepy, and holds her hooves out to Brie. She looks at him with a pleading look. "Nonononono, don't hurt her! She's just a little sheepy!"
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183591
183592
Having successfully counter-intimidated Brie, the sheep makes a second attempt at running free

Kira may attack
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183592
183593 183594
>>183591
Touch Attack: [1d20+9 = (20+9) = 29]
Grapple: [1d20+13 = (8+13) = 21]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183593
183594 183601
>>183592
"That thing is fucked up! How the fuck does it know Thestrali??" Very pointed pistol
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183594
183595
>>183592
"Baa!"
Kira has it

Honestly, it may make a decent meal after being sheered

>>183593
"Baa?"
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183595
183596 183599
>>183594
"You all heard it speak right? It SAID 'Baa', but theree were words. It was batspeak. And,... it was twisted and perverse."
Rolling to calm down (wisdom) [1d20-1 = (2-1) = 1]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183596
>>183595
Lol
Dark Star
436040d
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No.183597
183598 183599
Hows the starfish fight going?
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183598
>>183597
Oh, they got bodied hard and fast
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183599
183600 183601 183610
6952981[1].png
>>183595
PANIC!!!

>>183597
They killed the starfish

Did Dark Star have a last reply?
Brie
4ca0085
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No.183600
>>183599
>is spoop
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183601
183604
>>183593
>>183599
Kira moves to put herself between the pistol and the sheep. "Sheepies don't know how to speak. Please, put the pistol down, don't hurt the poor sheepy. I think the fog is messing with us."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183602
183603
My Internet is being sketchy right now...
Can I shear the sheep or not?
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183603
183605 183609
>>183602
Sure. At least in part
Brie
4ca0085
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No.183604
183605 183606
>>183601
"Appreciating your manananimous approach, I rolled a modified 1 on my wisdom check, and think that THAT sheep prolly needs to die."
Brie repositions with a clear shot, waiting on other opinions.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183605
>>183604
Posey is still shearing the sheep, completely calm.
>>183603
Posey shears the sheep, removing its fleece.
"There we go."
>>183586
>It's not like there's something time sensitive going on.
I guess we could go on ahead now then.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183606
183607
>>183604
Kira snek hugs the sheepy (gently), providing no clear shot for the disturbed bat
Brie
4ca0085
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No.183607
183608 183614
>>183606
He orients the gun upright, clearing the line of fire. "This remains unresolved."
He concludes his statement by re-holstering the pistol. "This stinks worse with every interval. Dont let,... it out of your sight, I wont". He resumes his overhead 40' shit [1d20+8 = (2+8) = 10] spot
Brie
4ca0085
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No.183608
>>183607
Back again ate we?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183609
183611
>>183603
Having sheared the sheep, Posey places the fleece in her bag.
She then sets the sheep on her way.

"That is settled. Let us go towards the village."
Dark Star
436040d
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No.183610
183614
>>183599
>>183310
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183611
>>183609
That woll may have value
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183612
183613 183614 183616
Dust watches all this go down with a sense of bemusement and resignment to the fact that his fate is somehow tied to these ponies.
Zanit help him.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183613
183629
>>183612
I am obliged to inform you that Posey is controlling two pairs of floating skeletal arms, that are carrying her weapons.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183614
183615 183616 183619 183628 183631
>>183612
It took three of them to catch a small sheep, and even then, they were afraid of it and lost hold of it.

>>183610
Tricky
"Non-ponies. Neither was Solar... why? I haven't really seen many non-ponies... ever, but what's wrong with them?"

Sorrel:
"Changelings are the worst"

Tricky
"Well yeah, Changelings are. But besides Changelings, what is the issue?"

>>183607
Whatever it was that you did to piss off the dice god so much, go apologize and atone for your sins.

Brie has the fortune of Posey sitting down, meaning that his biggest distraction is not so visible, but he still cannot see much in the fog.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183615
>>183614
RNJesus has always had it out for me e,_,e
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183616
183618 183629
>>183614
Kira lets the trimmed sheepy go, continuing to body block so she can escape from the paranoid bat.

>>183612
Silver feels inclined to pat the zeeb, for some reason.
Anonymous
d5919c5
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No.183617
183638
>>183569
>she fluffs up
^^

Vir blinks and puts down her hoof. Then a pink blush spreads out on her cheeks.

"You think I'm cute?" she asks.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183618
183620 183638
>>183616
Oh hell no, Brie is redrawing his revolver and maintaining sneak attack range (30')
Dark Star
436040d
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No.183619
183638
>>183614
Dark Star considers how much of his spaghetti he should spill
"Simply put they're not like us and in my opinion they have no business being here, they all hold contempt and jealousy for us, because we are superior, you can just take a look at history and that proves it, zebras are the worst most detestable of all the non pony races.

They come with their filthy striped hooves held out asking for hoofouts that the previous regime of the princesses were more than happy to give. they are stupid, smelly, violent and expect to be treated equally to ponies, when doing this wouldn't elevate them to our level, but drag us down to theirs, in conclusion zebrica should be burned and salted"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183620
183621
>>183618
Does Brie need a friendly snek hug to reassure him that everything's alright?
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183621
183622 183623
>>183620
No maybe
"With your pardon, no. Theres something fundamentally not right about that (ewe) Of course Im gonna meme. Killing it outright wouldseem to alleviate any affliction?" It makes sense to him but he doesnt know.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183622
183623 183624 183625
>>183621
Friendly snek hug time!
[1d20+13 = (2+13) = 15]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183623
183638
>>183621
>>183622
I swear...
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183624
183625 183638
[1d20-1 = (14-1) = 13] rolling again to.calm down
>>183622
With +23 circumstance bonus cuz dubs and hugs
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183625
>>183622
>>183624
2x 15 gang gang, Brie isnt freaked.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183627
However, Brie still thinks killing the sheep is a good n idea
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183628
183638
>>183614
How far are we from the village?
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183629
183630 183631
>>183616
The zeeb is indeed pat. While his expression doesn't change, his tail does swish a bit and his ears do flick a little.
>>183613
Dust lets out a deep sigh, he plods up to Posey and taps her on the shoulder. His expression can only read as... Umbrage as he gestures towards the arms.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183630
>>183629
>shoulder
Withers. FUCK
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183631
183639
>>183629
"Yes?" she replies, feeling the tap on the wither
She notices the gesture
"Oh, are you wondering where I got these? They were gifts from a friend of mine, in as a reward for some religious services. I am glad I brought them along."
>>183614
>Brie has the fortune of Posey sitting down, meaning that his biggest distraction is not so visible
uwu
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183634

Brie begins most jovially and ALMOST charismatically, but gradually deepening in intensity, speed, and harmonic pitch.
"I appreciate the wont to be generous to the small sheep. It certainly seems otherwise innocuous, only needing a prestidigitation spell and a meal to make right as rain, but I'll also suggest - crazy that this may sound - this particular sheep spoke to me in a language Ive only ever heard a couple times that 'Im not supposed to admit to being able to recognize."
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183638
183640 183641 183642 183643 183647 183650 183652 183665 183694 183719
Mended Horn group - please assume a formation and communicate that formation to me. Clearly.

>>183617
poof
The filly is fluffed up now, and comes closer towards equaling Vir's great size advantage over her

"Well uh, you said I'm 'cute'. You know what? I think you're cute."
She scrunchy stares at the mare.

>>183618
The ewe turns to look back towards Brie

>>183619
It's not like he's trying to fuck them. Reveal your Power Level. Dark Star needs training trying to convince normies of his grand plan, anyways. These are displacies; they should be easier to convince than the average mare.

Sorrel:
"That seems a little strong to say that they hold contempt for us. Like... are we really superior? I know we ponies have a long history but... surely they have some too, right?"

Tricky:
"Although if somepony is going to be receiving hoof outs, shouldn't it be other ponies? We can't even get jobs here."

Roll Diplomacy or Charisma to try to persuade them further.

>in conclusion zebrica should be burned and salted
Absolutely fucking based.

>>183623
Now you've infected Kira with the bad luck! And she was the luckiest member of the party!

>>183624
>+23
I'm sorry. If it were with both Kira and Mala I could accept a +23, but as it is with only Kira I'm going to have to cut that to a +14

>>183628
It's still a trek
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183639
>>183631
Dust's eyes narrow as an eyebrow cocks
"You and me both know
That's not what I mean
These are not your arms
And that causes alarm
To necromancy I am not green
So please my dear, cut the crow"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183640
>>183638
Kira takes point again. Silver gets in behind her because they'll need a pony who can speak Cyrillic/Severyanan when they encounter the Stalliongraders.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183641
>>183638
Its a crossed out 2, +3 cus argued circumstance, so 16
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183642
183643
>>183638
>please assume a formation and communicate that formation to me. Clearly.
I think the same formation as last time is appropriate.

Posey's Dreads fly remain on either side of her.

Silver has the most HP, so maybe he should be in the front.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183643
183645
>>183638
>>183642
Dust will be in the middle near Posey, mainly to keep an eye on the mare. And hopefully to get some answers
Are we getting ready to do combat? I need to know like now cause I was just asked if I could go do something
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183645
183669
2927130__suggestive_rarity_female_pony_solo_mare_clothes_simple+background_unicorn_smiling_blushing_looking+at+you_solo+female_butt_horn_plot_socks_l.jpg
>>183643
>mainly to keep an eye on the mare
Posey gives a bit of a smug grin
"Do you see something that you like?"
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183647
183649
>>183638
I had put Brie in a flanking position wrt Kira before the sheep. He would revert there, assuming this gets reaolved, but emhe still has the sheep at 25' gunpoint
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183649
183651
>>183647
Atm he
And consider it a ready action to shoot if the sheep runs do it
Dark Star
436040d
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No.183650
183664
>>183638
[1d20+5 = (15+5) = 20]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183651
183652
>>183649
It doesn't have to run. We're walking away from it.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183652
183664
>>183651
I hope you and all appreciate, Im not trying to be cruel. i am starting with 'business as usual' for Brie, increasingly as he goes down tbe rabbit hole, both morally and existentially. Having said,...
>>183638
Pop pop I'll roll an attCk roll, but Brie would kinda yeah
Anonymous
0f088ee
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No.183654
183664
>how to get cursed by Orcus 101
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183657
183659
>>183655
Rosey makes an attack of opportunity to disarm with her halberd Brie bas he fires
[1d20+5 = (18+5) = 23]
With a free action Demoralize check
Intimidate
[1d20+17 = (3+17) = 20]
Also DC 21 Frightful Presence

Both of her Dreads make disarm AoOs
Sword
[1d20+7 = (9+7) = 16]
Bow (Claw)
[1d20+3 = (20+3) = 23]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183658
Sprry. I forgor.boundaries. has screenshot, wanting to shoot
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183659
183660
>>183657
Disarm:
1. Provokes AoO
2. Assumes more.or less ready
3. Profit
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183660
183661 183662 183666
>>183659
So. Attack roll in opposition of disarm [1d20+9 = (16+9) = 25]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183661
183666
>>183660
Trip attack [provoking attack of opportunity]
Anonymous
0f088ee
?
No.183662
>>183660
Your're holding a ranged weapon, so you don't have anything to AoO.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183664
183677
>>183650
Sorrel
"Yeah, I don't really know zebras very well, but I do think it would have been better if the princesses had focused on, you know, killing changelings."

Tricky:
"Are zebras really that bad though?"

>>183654
>>183652
So there's two ways to look at this.

Either Brie is so horribly cursed that he absolutely cannot afford another curse, or

Maybe this is the best chance to break the curse.
Anonymous
d5919c5
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No.183665
183671
>>183638
Size advantage is now nullified. Rolling [1d20+99 = (18+99) = 117] opposed cuteness

Vir smirks.

"Well what should we do with a cute filly like me then?" Vir says gets low like a predator while closing the gap between them. "Does she deserve to be pet?"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183666
183667 183671
>>183661
>>183660
You didn't specify a target: who takes the AoO? Posey, or her two minions?
Also, Will saves for the Demoralize and Frightful Presence.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183667
183668 183671
>>183666
Hold up. Theres necessary clarity here Satan

Brie did shoot the sheep 2x, with 24 on both attack rolls (arguably both 22, but w/e)
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183668
183671
>>183667
AoO is resolved before the action.
One of the Dreads rolled a Nat 20 to disarm you, do you were not able to shoot, unless you roll another nat 20 to oppose the disarm.
Anonymous
46ef9b0
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No.183669
183678
>>183645
"I am prepared to cut you a deal
In your place I would consider it a steal
So please hear of my mission
And ponder carefully my conditions

Necromancers of the north
And the terrors they give birth
Leagues of the undead
Have yet to turn a pony's head

Connections you seem to own
Connection that I wish I would have known
In my quest for the information
You could provide me with some revelations

I must kill undead this is true
But I may yet strike a deal with you
For a time you I can spare
If information you will bear

If you do not antagonize
I can turn a few blind eyes
But in return I ask
More info after our task"
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183670
Y'all interrupted, thanks Xp

The thing about a fluid trap supression system is that it ISNT quiet, its just not unbearably loud. Instead of a gunshot, a loud clapping of the hooves
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183671
183674 183678 183681 184158
>>183665
terrified squeaky
As if hit by a direct solar flare, blown away by by Vir's cuteness

She cowers in fear
squeaky

>>183668
>>183667
>>183666
Why are you engaging in PvP over a stupid sheep?

Why does Posey have these bullshit "hey I get two extra free attacks with free hands at full attack bonus while I can use my hands hooves to cast spells just because hehe"?

Why is Brie within Posey's AoE radius when he can literally fly and there are no physical impediments to him moving away?

I mean I guess if you're having fun, then sure, it's fine. But it's mind boggling to me.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183673
183678
Also to reiterate, Brie would be operating on a ready action to operate a firearm. There is no way Rpsey can position themselves to intercept without intercepting now (which will be bad, I warned you about this)
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183674
>>183671
Im trying to be nice, should I nt? Xp
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183675
183681
So, does anyone have any REAL reason Brie ISNT about to shoot the sheep?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183676
184158
large[1].png
Flowercup being blown away by Vir's cuteness, colorized
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183677
183679
>>183664
"They're even worse than I made them out to be, they're loathsome, detestable, hate able, Nature's mistake. Look at zebrica, they didn't even have the wheel there, before We found them on the Worst continent to ever exist."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183678
183680
>>183669
"Umm, I don't know what you are talking about..."
Bluff
[1d20+14 = (20+14) = 34]
"Is this about my helpers here?" She says, referring to her
I can assure you that they are harmless."
>>183671
>Why are you engaging in PvP over a stupid sheep?
Because I like the sheep, and Posey believes it is a sign of fate.
If I intended PvP, I would have just attacked his body, not disarm.
>Why does Posey have these bullshit "hey I get two extra free attacks with free hands at full attack bonus while I can use my hands hooves to cast spells just because hehe"?
She's not casting any spells. She did cast any last combat either (she cast chill touch before the fight).
>Why is Brie within Posey's AoE radius when he can literally fly and there are no physical impediments to him moving away?
He said he was next to Kira, and Posey is right behind Kira. Posey also has a reach weapon.
>>183673
Posey is right next to you.
And you said your readied action was if it ran away. It did not run away.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183679
183688
>>183677
Hmmm... Roll another diplomacy roll to impart wisdom.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183680
183682 183684
>>183678
Reeeeee I was offering you an OUT for obvious displays of necromancy you horn head.
Sense motive I guess [1d20+4 = (10+4) = 14]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183681
183683 183691 183699
>>183671
>free hands
Are you referring to the Dreads?
The Artaaglith animated them back in the swamp. They've been folded up in Posey's bag ever since.
They are not full attack bonus.
>>183675
Do not kill the sacred sheep. The sheep is Rosey's friend.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183682
>>183680
Dust is heavily suspicious of this bitch, but he's backing off.

For now
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183683
183685 183699
>>183681
If it hasnt run, it hasnt gotten shot
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183684
183689
>>183680
On the basis that you got +20 to that check for an obvious lie, it could be a tie.

Rosey Ring humors him anyway.
"But I do know quite a bit of... Dark magic subjects. What is the knowledge that you seek?"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183685
183691 183697
>>183683
Kira is still insistent on not shooting the sheepy. She will be very cross if sheepy is shot.
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183688
183699
>>183679
[1d20+5 = (17+5) = 22]
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183689
183690 183699
>>183684
"Knowledge on raising of the dead
To take me where my fate has lead"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183690
183743
>>183689
>raising the dead
"I do not know any such spell. My knowledge of reanimation is purely hypothetical."
(This is not a lie, unlike Clerics, who get it at lvl 5, Dread Necromancers only get animate dead at lvl 8)

"But I do know of it. In fact, I could talk about it all day." She says, with a bit of a geeky expression
"What sort of questions can I help you with?"
Anonymous
32c72dd
?
No.183691
183693
>>183681
>>183685
Appreciated, but there isnt a pony in 100mi who knows the phrase that tjis fucking sheep just said to Brie.

Im trying to be compromising, bur blat blat imo, and Inhave deuce 24's
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183693
183695
>>183691
You also got a nat 20 AoO to disarm you.
And you don't preemptively roll readied attacks. Either you shoot it or you don't.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183694
>>183638
How long would it take us to reach the village from here? I'm asking to see if I should pre-cast any spells.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183695
183696 183699
>>183693
Uhm, sorry, but fuck your dreads. Addy has dreds, is she in play? No. So anyway.
I would attempt to discourage you, but this is what, our 12th?
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183696
183698
>>183695
Would Brie still shoot the sheepy even if Kira looked at him with her cutest pleading face?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183697
183699 183700
>>183685
Kira is the only thing preventing Brie from double tapping, atm
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183698
>>183696
Be wise
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183699
183706 183717 183743
>>183688
Tricky:
"Wow... You know, I saw a zebra as a cook in a restaurant I went to see if there was help wanted. And I thought, or really, I am thinking, why does that zebra get the roll and not me? I am a better cook, surely, as is Sorrel here... I hadn't really thought of it that way until you said something about it... But yeah, you're right."

>>183681
>Do not kill the sacred sheep. The sheep is Rosey's friend.
Oh, but Mala can just be run off when he's in the way

>>183683
Oh it's going to run. It ain't going to stick around

>>183689
Mala cautiously moves up
"Another undead hunter?"

>>183695
>>183697
Brie gets the sense that the sheep is popular.

Perhaps his best move is to speak in person as to why the sheep should not be so popular
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183700
>>183697
Kira: "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssse?"

Kira looks at Brie with her big, pleading lamia eyes.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183701
183702 183703 183704 183719
Okay, again:

Physically, where is everyone relative to each other?
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183702
>>183701
Kira's taken point to scout for danger. Silver is just behind because the party will need him to speak with the Stalliongraders.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183703
>>183701
I assumed kira was at 12 o clock, and Brie was toward 10 or 11
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183704
>>183701
Posey is somewhere behind Silver, talking to Dusty.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183706
183707
>>183699
"Alright, I'll TRY to emphasize why this sheep needs to die. Am I being hyperbolic in my phrasing? Certainly! Does the sheep possess unwarranted knowledge? Uncontestably

Thats my preliminary argument

Or blat blat
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183707
183709
>>183706
Mala blinks
"It's just a sheep."
Anonymous
0f088ee
?
No.183708
I have to step out to cook dinner. Brb in 30-45 mins
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183709
183710
Brie expresses visible exasperaton. Still, the pistol is on the sheep
>>183707
Kek

Hw still hasnt fired, nor relaxed

Fine time for it to bolt if so inclined
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183710
183711 183712
>>183709
May I attempt again to see if a friendly snek hug can get him to relax?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183711
>>183710
Can't fire a ranged weapon while grappled hugged. Do it.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183712
183713 183718
>>183710
Yes, but meta. Ill roll the ammended (cuz comf hugs) roll now. But Brie got some funstyle splainin to do
[1d20+12 = (19+12) = 31]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183713
183714
>>183712
Slappity slappity, dont get bappity
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183714
183715
>>183713
No Combat reflexes, which means you've spent your AoO and can't prevent Posey's Dread from disarming you.
[1d20+7 = (13+7) = 20]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183715
De-escalating.

Brie wants it dead. But doesnt want to make ponies angry
>>183714
You and your silliness. I try to play fair, and almost win every time
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183716
183720
If the disarm is successful, Posey uses her other Dread to shoo away the sheep with a Run action (it has Frightful Presence), while Brie is still disarmed.

This would resolve the situation.
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183717
183719 184207
>>183699
Dark Star Sneers as she talks about the zebra in the kitchen cooking food
"Filth, i bet they don't even wash their filthy striped hooves degenerate scum."
He smiles at them then says
"I bet you two could, make the best waffles."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183718
>>183712
Eh, might at well try it. Snek hug!
[1d20+13 = (13+13) = 26]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183719
183727 183733 183736
I'm here!

>>183506
"The way you describe it implies that this 'Far Realm' you know of is larger than our own universe.", Cavaliere remarks.

>>183502
He also notices Mala's remark and the cleric's response. "I don't see any good reason to butcher and eat sapient creatures," he comments to Silver with evident disapproval. "I am a griffon and I eat meat, while you are a pony. Where are your harmonist morals and why are you dismissing one of those most basic principles as a mere 'social norm'?"

>>183514
>Can we identify any of them, or are they unknown, ambiguous homebrew aberrations?
I would assume you need ranks in dungeoneering knowledge to even try.

>>183518
>Reminder that a camera was a part of the given equipment for the mission
I forgot who took it

>>183522
>>183530
"I am surprised any livestock has survived this long on an abandoned island," he mutters.

>>183582
Calm down, Welshman

>>183638
>>183701
Cavaliere sticks with Silver, abetter of cannibals or not, and discusses the approach to the village with him. Mainly, that as Silver is the only one to speak Severanyan he is their sole interpreter. Stealth is useless now because of the gunshots and an open, honest approach would be best. Silver should talk with the Commissar but the party should keep an avenue open for retreat since communists cannot be trusted. Of course, he should stick with the pirates alibi and under no circumstances admit working for New Baltimare. The griffon sealers should be kept hidden and away from the village.

>>183717
I think Dark Star should tone down the rhetoric if he wants to get anywhere with the average pony
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183720
183721
>>183716
If the shut the fuck up
GMs turn
U, shush and I will
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183721
183724 183736
>>183720
Are you going to oppose the disarm or not?
Also Kira has you grappled.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183722
I'm still here for another 30 minutes, btw
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183723
183731
<If they get dreads, I get the gatli g, right?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183724
183725
>>183721
No, fuck you
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183725
183726 183736
>>183724
So no, you don't resist the disarm?
Good then.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183726
183731
>>183725
GM
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183727
183728 183735 183736
>>183719
ZEBRA DETECTED
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183728
183729
>>183727
Dust is the zigger

One job
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183729
183730
>>183728
Everyone is a zigger to me man
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183730
183732
>>183729
CAn we have this convo when Broe isnt 1000km away?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183731
183736 183738
>>183726
I'll be clear.
So long as you are about to shoot this sheep, I will use every method at my disposal to prevent it. My characters actions are just as valid as yours.
A ranged attacks provoke AoO, and both of Posey's minions can fly.
>>183723
Go buy one then.
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183732
>>183730
Sure
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183733
183735
>>183719
Glad you are here, but I am going to have to leave to serve dinner in a little bit.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183735
183737
>>183727
No, Cavaliere is a griffon.

>>183733
Not a problem, let's pick up after.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183736
183740
>>183719
Mala
"What? No..." Mala looks away, lowers his head and ears, and his eyes dart back and forth

>>183721
>>183725
He's upset that you're trying to use bullshit cheese hax in PvP

Which... Yeah. he should be

>>183727
Acshually, he's a black griffin

>>183731
Dude, it's a fucking sheep

I don't know if this is the silliest thing to get caught up over, but it's pretty damn close
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183737
>>183735
>Claws Rubbing.wav
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183738
183739 183740
>>183731
If posey is willing to make so strong a stance, they should make as strong a case

Or risk getting shot
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183739
>>183738
Kira's case is that it's the fog messing with everyone's minds. Also that she's really cute and she doesn't want sheepy to be shot.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183740
183741 183742
>>183736
>bullshit cheese
How is a disarm check bullshit cheese? It's basically SRD material.
>>183738
>Or risk getting shot
I'll take it if the sheep gets away in that time.

"I will not let you harm to this sheep. This sheep is a messenger of fate. Stand down."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183741
>>183740
*basically
basic
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183742
183744
>>183740
Lets establish this now

You have FUCKALL grounds to 'establish' anything, not put on by GM
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183743
183748
>>183690
"I need to know of those practicing necrotic arts
To prepare an end for thier farce
For the rumors, on my people, fear impart
So if you could please my question parse
And reveal to me for what I yearn
So of the truth I can learn"
I was trying to give you an out so I didn't have to kill you for being undead! Reeeeeee take the bone when it's thrown to you sometime! No this is unresolvsd!
>>183699
Dust's head whips to the Hyena as he shoots a look of "you too?"
Anonymous
0f088ee
?
No.183744
183745
>>183742
Establish what? I didn't establish anything.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183745
183746
>>183744
Spin
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183746
183747
>>183745
Spin what?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183747
>>183746
Im close
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183748
183757
>>183743
"What is it that you wish to learn? Be more specific please."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183749
183750 183752 183753 183756 183757 183761
Hooves step on the ground. Air quivers and waves behind the party. Muttering sounds can be heard

While everyone in the group was watching the sheep, and a fight over the sheep, something has walked through the fog

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight ponies have walked up in front of the group in a line. One near the center wears white and has a white hat. He holds a revolver. Three behind him wear green tinted uniforms, and hold long rifles. And another four carry wrenches or no weapons at all, all in blue uniforms. Their eyes are shot. They shake. They mutter to themselves. But they hold themselves up, in a ready position.

Behind the group, black circles appear in the air, and from them comes the smell of fire.

Large, canine-like creatures with humped backs, pointed ears and bat-like faces, and fire that periodically rises from their backs like burning coals, besides glowing orange eyes.

[Incomprehensible muttering]

Roll Initiative

Sailors
[1d20+1 = (14+1) = 15]

Hounds
[1d20+5 = (15+5) = 20]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183750
183751 183752
>>183749
[1d20+4 = (2+4) = 6]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183751
183752
>>183750
Oh ffs
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183752
183754
>>183749
[1d20+7 = (3+7) = 10]
>>183751
>>183750
Orcus is punishing you for threatening his avatar.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183753
>>183749
Kira: "Oh...poo..."
[1d20+3 = (6+3) = 9]

Silver: "Дерьмо."
[1d20+4 = (4+4) = 8]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183754
>>183752
Ive got a shocker for Orcus
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183755
Oh, he's punishing me too. Orcus is a huge jerk.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183756
>>183749
[1d20+3 = (9+3) = 12]
Anonymous
46ef9b0
?
No.183757
>>183748
Dust is looking obviously fustrated at this point
"Perhaps this shall wait until another day
When we are out of the fray
But pray heed you little mare
Do not awaken a sleeping bear"
He picks up his flail and whips around in time to see ponies emerging from the fog.
>>183749
Dust's withers slump. Dear Zanit he's really starting to regret joining the crack-team.
Initiative [1d20 = 20]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183758
Modified 6, so ostensibly last e,_,e
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183759
Mala:
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183760
183761 183762 183836
Order:

Defiant Dust
Hounds
Petrushkas
Cavaliere
Mala
Posey
Fluffernoodle
Brie

Defiant's turn
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183761
183763
>>183749
>>183760

Hey, GM, I don't want to be a buzzkill, but I need to be away from the keyboard soon to serve the family dinner.
BrB in half an hour or so.

Really sorry.

Rolling initiative to see if the sheep runs away before Brie's turn
[1d20 = 1]
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183762
183764 183770
>>183760
>tfw no initative bonus and still going first
Feels good man.
Dust readies himself to cast.... A spell, but before I pick said spell.
Knowledge religion, Dust wants to know if these ponies are possessed or if they just look really bad. Also I guess those hounds are a concern. Unfortunately, I don't think I'm getting my undead....
[1d20+9 = (17+9) = 26]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183763
>>183761
U should be good. And for clarity, Im not against the sheep, Brie is.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183764
183766 183769 183774 183796
>>183762
Outsiders, evil aligned. Yeth, or more likely, Hell

I think Dust is in the rear line, and thus more likely to be attacked
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183765
183770
>sheep
I interpreted hearing voices as a short-lived gag because Posey believed the sheep to be an avatar of that goat-demon-thing. It seemed purely comedic and Posey rolled with that but Brie, in-character, treated it seriously. It should have been let go before it turned into PvP, non-lethal or not.
The safest place for the sheep would be anywhere on the island the party isn't at, because the party is headed towards hungry communists and is currently fighting demon-things. Also, the party has a voracious carnivore and a paranoid schizophrenic bat.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183766
183768 183769
>>183764
Awwwwww.... I don't have antioutsider spells.
Regardless, Dust is even more mad at this. However, instead of attacking himself he makes his way over to Kira. He looks her in the eyes as he reaches a hoof to touch her weapon. She can see a blue glow travel from the earth, through Dust's three planted hooves, into his fourth hoof and into her bow. It feels noticeably colder.
"I hope for now this will suffice
To imbue your bow with the essence of ice"
All arrows will do an extra +1d6.
He then readies himself in front of Kira to defend her until his next turn
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183768
>>183766
Very cool (ha!)
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183769
>>183764
You didn't answer about the ponies, tho

>>183766
Kira: "D'awwwwwwww, thank you Dust!"
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183770
>>183762
They are not in good health, but yes. They looks possessed, or at least, their eyes and mannerisms are creepy

>>183765
This is exactly what happened
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183771
183775 183776 183778 183779 183780 183786
Okay. This actually does change things.

Hound Left - moves in to bite Silver
[1d20+5 = (4+5) = 9]
[1d8+1 = (8+1) = 9] [1d6 = 3]

Hound Right - moves in to bite Mala
[1d20+5 = (7+5) = 12]
[1d8+1 = (1+1) = 2] [1d6 = 4]

Petrushka Rifle Pony 1 - Shoots Dread Halberd
[1d20+4 = (5+4) = 9]
[2d8 = 11]

Petrushka Rifle pony 2 - Shoots Cavalieri
[1d20+4 = (6+4) = 10]
[2d8 = 9]

Petrushka Rifle pony 3 - Shoots Dread Longsword
[1d20+4 = (19+4) = 23]
[2d8 = 8]

Petrushka Officer - Shoots Dread Halberd
[1d20+3 = (2+3) = 5]
[2d6 = 7]

Petrushka Sailor 1 - Attacks Defiant Dust with Wrench
[1d20+3 = (17+3) = 20]
[1d4+1 = (3+1) = 4]

Petrushka Sailor 2 - Attacks Kira with hoof
[1d20+3 = (10+3) = 13]
[1d3+1 = (2+1) = 3]

Petrushka Sailor 3 - Attacks Brie with hoof
[1d20+3 = (19+3) = 22]
[1d3+1 = (2+1) = 3]

Petrushka Sailor 4 - Attacks Posey with wrench
[1d20+3 = (7+3) = 10]
[1d4+1 = (1+1) = 2]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183773
I have returned
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183774
>>183764
Posey is enamored by the cute doggos
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2R4GVkLys4w
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183775
>>183771
22 hits, and hp down to 27
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183776
>>183771
Dust is hit with a wrench in the flank as he's trying to help Kira. Although his armor prevents it from being too bad, it's still gonna bruise in a few minutes and hurt like a bitch.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183777
183780
Cavaliere's turn.

Also, everyone please roll damage on your round
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183778
>>183771
Longsword Dread is hit
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183779
>>183771
The hellhound bites down on Silver, only to find a mouth full of flak jacket and no pony flesh to speak of.

Kira noodles her way out of the way of the hoof attack, looking at the sailor with pleading eyes. "Please, don't do this! Fight the Traveler, fight him!"
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183780
183781 183786 183788
>>183771
>>183777
The pony with a rifle misses.
Cavaliere draws his revolver in the blink of an eye and blasts off two rounds at his assailant.
[1d20+7 = (20+7) = 27]
[2d6 = 7]
[1d20+7 = (4+7) = 11]
[2d6 = 9]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183781
183782 183783 183786
>>183780
Confirming
[1d20+7 = (20+7) = 27]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183782
183785 183786
>>183781
Uh, do I roll again? Do we have exploding criticals? What happens now?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183783
>>183781
Damn, thats an instant kill with some metrics
Anonymous
e4a9955
?
No.183785
>>183782
Pretty sure 14 damage should put him in the dying condition anyway.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183786
183787 183788 183792
>>183780
Cavaliere shoots the Marine straight in the head right beneath his helmet and between the eyes.

He falls to the ground, limp

>>183781
>>183782
It's a pretty simple 3x damage

>>183771
Mala's turn

Mala aims and shoots twice at the hound that tried to bit him
[1d20+6 = (20+6) = 26]
[2d10 = 6]
[1d20+6 = (4+6) = 10]
[2d10 = 11]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183787
183792
Posey's Turn

>>183786
[1d20+6 = (2+6) = 8]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183788
183790 183791 183832
>>183786
>>183780
Kira gasps in shock and horror at seeing the pony slump down, dead. She stares at the fallen creature, eyes wide and pupils shrunken.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183790
183798
>>183788
This would be the first time Kira has seen any sentient creature die, at least in direct combat

Fluffernoodle is after Posey
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183791
>>183788
Brie tries to pass a glance at Silver about Kira's credulity, but now probably isnt the yime
Anonymous
e4a9955
?
No.183792
183795
>>183786
Poor pupper...
>>183787
Posey commands her dreads to fly towards the rifle ponies and disarm them
Frightful Presence DC 12
Longsword
[1d20+7 = (2+7) = 9]
Halberd
[1d20+4 = (5+4) = 9]

She shouts out to the hellhounds, in infernal
[r]"निष्ठावान् श्वापदाः अग्निम् अयच्छन्ति, एते टट्टूः उन्मत्ताः अभवन्, अयोग्याः स्वामिनः च सन्ति। तेषां कृते स्वस्य च कृते पलायस्व"
Anonymous
e4a9955
?
No.183793
In case that didn't translate well, she told the hellhounds to surrender, because their masters have gone mad and there is no reward for their loyalty.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183794
Its a noodle
Anonymous
098a2d5
?
No.183795
>>183792
They don't quite make their mark
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183796
>>183764
Theyre coming from uwu behind?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183797
183801 183808
Rosey Ring herself takes a move action to get within 10 ft of the captain and riflemen.

She then Casts Aching Dread, and Aberrant spell that causes overwhelming fear. She does this in hope of overpowering the influence of the Traveller with her own, or at least get them to drop their weapon.

1st level:
Aching Dread
Necromancy [Fear, Mind-Affecting]
Level: Cerebrant 1
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: 10 ft.
Targets: All enemies in a 10-ft. radius burst centered on you.
Duration: 1 round/level
Saving Throw: Will negates
Spell Resistance: Yes
Your mere presence alters the psychological landscape of the surrounding aether, injecting it with unseen phantasms and suggestions of danger born of cyclopean vistas. All creatures within the area are stricken with a feeling of horrible dread that causes them to become shaken for the duration.
Cerebrotic Escalation: Instead of merely attempting to shake your foes, on a failed save they are frightened (for 1 round/level). However, if you attempt this escalation, you must succeed on a DC 13 Will save. On a failed save, the spell fails and is lost, and instead you are frightened for 1 minute.

She escalates it
Will
[1d20+9 = (7+9) = 16]

Save DC 21 for the enemy.

This also triggers her frightful presence. Save DC 21.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183798
183808
>>183790
Assuming Posey's turn is over, Kira slithers back 5 feet out of the threatening range of the pony in front of her. She draws three arrows, firing two in the first draw and one by itself at the hellhound in front of Silver.

Manyshot:
[1d20+8 = (5+8) = 13]
[1d8+6 = (8+6) = 14] [1d6 = 2]
[1d8+6 = (3+6) = 9] [1d6 = 4]

Third Arrow
[1d20+7 = (17+7) = 24]
[1d8+6 = (6+6) = 12] [1d6 = 2]
Anonymous
098a2d5
?
No.183801
183805 183806
>>183797
"वयं सुप्तस्य सेवकाः स्मः। सः च आज्ञापयति यत् वयं तान् हन्ति ये तस्य सृजनशीलतां तिरस्कुर्वन्ति।"

>>183797
Moving closer provokes an attack of opportunity from the closest one
[1d20+3 = (5+3) = 8]
[1d4+1 = (4+1) = 5]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183802
183803 183808
How many targets are visible, are they ustered in an exploitsble way?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183803
>>183802
In turn, just trying to have my move set w_out cmarification
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183804
am waiting to see the outcome of Kira's attack before I take Silver's move
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183805
>>183801
I didn't know hellhounds could speak
"नरककुक्कुराः तारास्पाउन् सेवन्ते? अहं भवतः निष्ठायाः प्रशंसा करोमि, परन्तु यदि भवतः मार्गे बाधा भवति तर्हि भवतः सम्यक् म्रियते!"
She levitates a bone over
"अस्थि?"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183806
183808
>>183801
Miss, miss
Are they affected by Posey's spell and Frightful Presence?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183808
183810 183811
>>183797
"אתה מזכיר לי את הבית הישן שלי, זמן קצר לאחר שהקיום ואי הקיום נפרדו - איזה מהלך רע זה היה! במובנים מסוימים אני מתגעגע לזה. אבל זה מזכיר לי את הלחימה ואת האיבה. אני לא רוצה את זה יותר. יש לי את סוסי הפוני, ואני יכול לסיים את המלחמה שלהם לנצח על ידי הצטרפות אליהם כאחד. עזבו את סוסי הפוני בשקט, ועזבו את התהום בעבר למקום שאליו היא שייכת. הם הראו לי את העתיד, ואני אביא אותם לשם."

>>183798
Two hit, but bounce off of its hide. But the third one finds purchase.

>>183806
To some small degree, yes

>>183802
The officer, the two surviving rifle ponies, and Posey are all near each other
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183809
183813

Deep breaths
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183810
183812
>>183808
Power Attack: With the hellhound still up, Silver raises his sword above his head for another might blow, the blade crashing into the ground where the hellhound is, whether the hellhound gets hit or not.

Attack: [1d20+6 = (9+6) = 15]
Damage: [2d6+20 = (7+20) = 27]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183811
183819
>>183808
>To some small degree, yes
What is a small degree? Do they gain the frightened condition from the spell
That escalates to panicked if they also lost the save vs her presence, not the penalty on saves from the frightened condition.

If they're frightened, they have to flee and cannot attack for the duration. If they're panicked, they drop whatever they are holding.

Dreadful Wrath should come into affect before the spell.

I don't mean to nitpick, but I need to know if my tactics are effective if I'm going to continue to spend precious spell slots next encounter.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183812
>>183810
Unfortunately, it misses
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183813
183819
Oh, I thought y'all could make a turn in succint manner
>>183809
Brie is gonna delay his action until Dust's turn
"Two guns in the mix"

My turn is done

Learn about it

Resdy action. Charge mpve against one of the gunmen
[1d20+9 = (8+9) = 17]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183814
[1d3 = 3]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183815
Dust
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183816
183817 183819 183822
Is it my turn then?
Dust is mad about getting hit in the flank, like, pretty mad. He decides to to take a page out of Silver's book.
With an incredible, almost excessive and reckless windup, Dust raises his flail and attempts to crack it over the pony that hit him.
Using full power attack (-4 to hit, +8 dmg)
[1d20+5 = (15+5) = 20]
[1d10+14 = (5+14) = 19]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183817
183818
>>183816
BRIE does his thing against the other gumman
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183818
183819
>>183817
Initial grab
[1d20+12 = (3+12) = 15]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183819
183820 183821
[1d3 = 1]

>>183816
Whack
Dust immediately knocks the pony on the head, and knocks him out

>>183811
These are not standard monsters, they are all under mind control. And what is mind controlling them is of the same nature as the type of scare that Posey is using. So are they supposed to be affected because they are getting an even more harsh dose of the same as what the puppeteer is giving them? Are they actually mostly under their own volition, and thus pretty normally vulnerable? Is Posey actually just showing the puppeteer these images, and thus they will be shrugged off?

This is on top of questions about how the fear affect actually works, like how many hit die a creature must have in order to be affected by it.

It's a hell of a lot of dice and numbers and things to think about

>>183813
Attack of Opportunity, because Brie has to blatantly pass the pony that is standing right in front of him to do this
[1d20+3 = (3+3) = 6]
[1d3+1 = (1+1) = 2]

>>183818
Opposed
[1d20+1 = (13+1) = 14]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183820
183822
>>183819
Hey. The dice arent entirely evil
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183821
183823
>>183819
>they are all under mind control
Mind control shouldn't make you immune to fear.
>It's a hell of a lot of dice and numbers and things to think about
Take your time.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183822
>>183820
Brie glomps, while Dust seems to be whonking
>>183816
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183823
183825
>>183821
>Mind control shouldn't make you immune to fear.
I don't agree. I think it entirely depends on the way in which the mind control works.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183824
183825
Aaaand I have to pause because I'm being called away to dinner
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183825
>>183823
Fair. Dominate dominate doesn't, but if they've been completely lobotomized I guess nothing could scare them.

That might actually give us some information.
>>183824
I know that feel.
Get your nutrition.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183827
183828
IMG_8900.jpeg
I’m Back
Anonymous
32c72dd
?
No.183828
>>183827
Its their turn
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183830
183831 183832 183833 183835 183839
Hound Left - Cone of Fire - Reflex Save DC 13
Silver [2d6 = 3]
Kira [2d6 = 11]
Dust [2d6 = 8]
Mala [2d6 = 2]

(Garv is just barely out of range)

Hound Right - Bites at Mala
[1d20+5 = (17+5) = 22]
[1d8+1 = (4+1) = 5] [1d6 = 4]

Petrushka Rifle Pony 1 - Shoots at Posey Frightened
[1d20+2 = (9+2) = 11]
[2d8 = 12]

Petrushka Rifle pony 2 Deceased (or at least, downed)

Petrushka Rifle pony 3 - Being hugged by Brie (frightened)

Petrushka Officer - Shoots at Posey (Not frighted)
[1d20+3 = (6+3) = 9]
[2d6 = 10]

Petrushka Sailor 1 - Downed

Petrushka Sailor 2 - Attacks Kira with hoof, Flanking
[1d20+5 = (10+5) = 15]
[1d3+1 = (1+1) = 2]

Petrushka Sailor 3 - Attacks Brie with hoof, Flanking
[1d20+5 = (9+5) = 14]
[1d3+1 = (1+1) = 2]

Petrushka Sailor 4 - Attacks Posey with wrench (frightened)
[1d20+1 = (8+1) = 9]
[1d4+1 = (1+1) = 2]

Mala Reflex Save [1d20+2 = (18+2) = 20]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183831
183838
>>183830
>14
Lol plz, thats without armor
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183832
183842
>>183788
Cavaliere glances over to the lamia, regret briefly flashing over his stoic face.

>>183830
Isn't he next to Silver and therefore one of the hellhounds? His first shot would have provoked an attack of opportunity.
Anyway, although he is out of reach of the fire, he leaps back (takes a five-foot step) away from the left hellhound (hopefully not into proximity of one of the pony puppets!) and pulls the trigger twice on the large creature, aiming for the head.
[1d20+7 = (12+7) = 19]
[2d6 = 2]
[1d20+7 = (18+7) = 25]
[2d6 = 7]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183833
183847
>>183830
The wrench uselessly bounces off of Posey's flank

Is Posey in Attack of opportunity range of the shooters?
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183835
>>183830
Silver: [1d20+6 = (20+6) = 26]
Kira: [1d20+7 = (16+7) = 23]

Kira is also hit by the second sailor, letting out an "Ow!" as the hoof connects with her tail. "Please, fight this! You've gotta be in there, still!"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183836
183837
>>183760
Anchoring
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183837
>>183836
"No pony's to.get squeamish if I gut this one?"
Hes trying to be polite,....
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183838
183841
>>183831
Wait, that jhits, Brie is grappling
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183839
183840
>>183830
Not reflex...
[1d20+2 = (20+2) = 22]
Also reee stop attacking kira! Fresh zeeb is right there!
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183840
>>183839
Oh so THAT'S where I pull my second 20.
Stupid dice
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183841
>>183838
Nevermind, uncanny dodge, sorry
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183842
183844
Mala shoots at the hellhound in front of him
[1d20+6 = (2+6) = 8]
[2d10 = 12]
[1d20+6 = (2+6) = 8]
[2d10 = 9]

>>183832
He's very close, but I figured that the hellhound was trying to also get Mala and Dust

This Hellhound is the same one that Kira hit with an arrow. With Garv's shot, it nearly explodes, turning into a black mist with a flash
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183844
183847
>>183842
>turning into a black mist with a flash
Oh, so these are summons too?

Can Posey make her Attack Of Opportunity against the shooters?
Her Dreads should be in melee range of them too.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183847
183849
16569[1].jpg
Posey's turn

>>183833
>>183844
The rifles used by the marines are affixed with bayonets, and thus do not provoke attacks of opportunity

The revolver used by the officer isn't, but he's just out of range.
Anonymous
e4a9955
?
No.183849
183852 183854
>>183847
>The rifles used by the marines are affixed with bayonets, and thus do not provoke attacks of opportunity
Idk if that's how ranged attacks work in 3.5e, but whatever. It's my turn anyway, so I'll just do it now.

Posey charges towards the officer and attempts to disarm him with a slam attack
She risks an AoO from the wrench guy.
[1d20+7 = (11+7) = 18]

Sword Dread attempts to disarm a rifleman
[1d20+7 = (18+7) = 25]
Halberd Dread does the same
[1d20+4 = (18+4) = 22]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183850
183854
She risks an AoO from the officer too.

Free action demoralize
[1d20+17 = (17+17) = 34]
Also Frightful Presence, if he hasn't been affected by it already.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183851
Both the dreads provoke AoO, but with their damage reduction the bayonets are unlikely to prevent their disarms.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183852
183853 183854
>>183849
Rifles with bayonets are spears and therefore reach weapons.

I have a question for GM Pone:
Is Dust's bless buff still active?
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183853
>>183852
I'm gonna guess no? Bless would have a 6 minute duration (10 rounds) and I thin between the first combat and the party playing shear the sheep we've wasted 6 minutes in universe.
Probably
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183854
183855 183860
>>183849
whack
[1d20+2 = (8+2) = 10]
[1d3+1 = (1+1) = 2]
Opposed [1d20+2 = (19+2) = 21]

The sword fails for the simple reason of its opposed creature is dead

Halberd I am going to auto succeed because Brie is hugging that one, and the rifle being used is so insanely large that there's no way he could continue to hold it while being hugged

Okay, I am reallocating Sword dread to the Officer
AoO
[1d20+3 = (20+3) = 23]
[2d6 = 4]
Opposed [1d20+3 = (7+3) = 10]

>>183852
I would say yes, but dear God did you all spend so damn long on that stupid sheep.

[1d2 = 1]
If 1, then yes. If 2, then no.

>>183850
He's not in range for either an AoO or for her frightful presence, both of which I believe have ranges of 5 feet.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183855
183856
>>183854
Okay, who all is left?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183856
183857
In a weird twist of fate, Brie is watching while Lenos watches the worst episode of fma Brotherhood

You know the one
"ED...WARD"
>>183855
You
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183857
183858 183859
>>183856
Of the enemies, I meant the enemies
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183858
>>183857
Oh, sorry
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183859
183862
>>183857
Hell Hound Right (attacking Mala)
Rifle Pony 1 (attacked Posey
Officer (attacked Posey and dread thing
Sailor 2 (attacked Kira)
Sailor 3 (attacked Brie)
Sailor 4 (attacked Posey)
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183860
183861
>>183854
The officer crits the Dread, but failed to prevent it from disarming him because of damage reduction.

Posey was charging the officer: she moved up to 60 ft towards him.

Posey's Frightful Presence affects all enemies within a 20 ft radius spread. Sorry, I should have specified.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183861
183864
>>183860
Okay, I though she was attacking Rifle pony 1...

Then Posey's attack is on the rifle pony and conversely, and the Sword's attack is on Rifle Pony 1

Same die
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183862
183865 183871
I suppose I should have also described Silver and Kira dodging and ducking out of the way respectively of the fire. Kira would have let out an "eep!".

>>183859
Silver lowers his greatsword, and charges the hellhound attacking Mala, looking to impale the infernal creature upon his blade.
Attack: [1d20+14 = (12+14) = 26]
Damage: [2d6+8 = (6+8) = 14]

Kira looks to coil around and restrain the pony attacking her. "Gotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleep!"
Touch Attack: [1d20+9 = (10+9) = 19]
Grapple: [1d20+13 = (19+13) = 32]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183864
183871
>>183861
Posey's attack was on the officer.

If he's already disarmed... She just hip checks him with a slam attack
Damage
[1d6+3 = (5+3) = 8]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183865
183871
>>183862
Stop making Kira scarier than Posey.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183866
183867 183871
Okay so Brie's normal attack is at +10, but hes stabbing someone hes grappling so -4, also hes doing it defensively (-4 atk, +3 ac, combined 21)
But the opponent also gets -2 ac cuz grappled
Oh, its a stabby stab, so -2 on both (not technically sneak attacks)
[1d20 = 6]
[1d20 = 19]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183867
>>183866
1 doesnt, 2 prolly does
[1d6+3 = (6+3) = 9]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183868
Next
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183869
183871 183875
Cavaliere switches his attention to the other hellhound, shooting it with the remaining two rounds in his revolver. He will have to spend his next round reloading.
[1d20+7 = (12+7) = 19]
[2d6 = 3]
[1d20+7 = (13+7) = 20]
[2d6 = 5]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183870
learn about it
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183871
183872 183874 183875
image.png
Dust's turn

>>183862
Silver slices into the Hellhound.

But he doesn't quite kill it

Kira, however, dominates the pony
[1d20 = 6]

>>183864
Posey does attack, however, it appears that the Officer's pistol whip was just slightly more dexterous

>>183865
She should be

>>183866
One hits... one does not

>>183869
Didn't you go?
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183872
183878 183880 183923
>>183871
Dust decides that hound is scarier than the ponies. As such, he runs up with another flail strike, hoping to hit it while the other attacks distract it.
[1d20+10 = (14+10) = 24]
[1d10+6 = (6+6) = 12]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183874
>>183871
>didnt u go
His last move was 2 hours ago
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183875
>>183869
>>183871
Nix my action then. There were so many reflex rolls I was confused.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183876
183878 183879 183880 183881 183883 183885
Hound Right - Cone of Fire - Reflex Save DC 13
Silver [2d6 = 9]
Kira [2d6 = 7]
Dust [2d6 = 7]
Mala [2d6 = 9]
Garv [2d6 = 7]

Petrushka Rifle Pony 1 - Disarmed - bucks the dread
[1d20+2 = (20+2) = 22]
[1d3+1 = (3+1) = 4]

Petrushka Rifle pony 2 Deceased (or at least, downed)

Petrushka Rifle pony 3 - Being hugged by Brie (frightened)
Opposed grapple
[1d20+1 = (15+1) = 16]

Petrushka Officer - Shoots at Posey (Not frighted)
[1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18]
[2d6 = 8]

Petrushka Sailor 1 - Downed

Petrushka Sailor 2 - Hugged by Kira
Opposed grapple
[1d20+3 = (14+3) = 17]

Petrushka Sailor 3 - Attacks Brie with hoof, Flanking
[1d20+5 = (9+5) = 14]
[1d3+1 = (1+1) = 2]

Petrushka Sailor 4 - Attacks Posey with wrench (frightened)
[1d20+1 = (8+1) = 9]
[1d4+1 = (1+1) = 2]

Mala Reflex Save
[1d20+2 = (18+2) = 20]
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.183878
>>183876
Reeeee stop using my worst save!
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
>>183872
Did I hit?
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183879
183884
>>183876
The griffon scrambles out of the way of the fiery breath, glaring daggers at the infernal hound.
[1d20+6 = (7+6) = 13]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183880
>>183872
>>183876
Nevermind the Cone of Fire

Defiant turns around, runs towards the Hellhound, swings his flail at it, and shatters it. With a flash of light, it disappears
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183881
>>183876
Posey makes an AoO as the officer shoots her, attempting to disarm him.
[1d20+4 = (8+4) = 12]
Free action demoralize
[1d20+17 = (10+17) = 27]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183882
183883
"Oh fuck off"
Opposed opposed [1d20+12 = (19+12) = 31]
Flanking gives +2 atk, but that makes 16, and he needs 18 to hit Brie when hes not figjting defensively, and 21 ehen he is, which he is
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183883
>>183876
>>183882
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183884
183887
Remaining are:

One disarmed pony
The officer
Sailor 3
Sailor 4
Two hugged ponies

>>183879
Cavaliere's turn. Defiant has killed the last Hellhound
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183885
183886
>>183876
Silver Reflex: [1d20+6 = (9+6) = 15]
Kira Reflex: [1d20+7 = (14+7) = 21]
Kira Grapple: [1d20+13 = (12+13) = 25]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183886
183889
>>183885
Silver and Kira both manage to dodge out of the way of the flames, Kira while still maintaining her grapple with the possessed pony.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183887
183889
>>183884
Cavaliere holsters his revolver and moves to the pony grappled by Brie. He throws a one-two punch aiming to knock out the mind-controlled creature.
[1d20+3 = (10+3) = 13]
[1d6 = 2]
[1d20+3 = (13+3) = 16]
[1d6 = 2]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183889
183890 183897 183899
Posey's turn

With this, his shotgun has expended all ammunition in the tube (since he didn't reload after the last battle)

>>183886
There is no cone of fire, Dust killed it first

>>183887
Punch, and punch. However, even with the knife wound from Brie, it's not quite enough to put the pony out.

Mala runs up to the pony attacking Brie with a wrench, and shoots at him twice with his shotgun
[1d20+6 = (2+6) = 8]
[2d10 = 14]
[1d20+6 = (18+6) = 24]
[2d10 = 14]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183890
183892
>>183889
Posey Just makes a charnel touch again the officer, expending a chill touch
[1d20+4 = (4+4) = 8]
[1d8+1 = (2+1) = 3][1d6 = 4]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183891
Oh, I guess that doesn't connect.
She holds the charge
Turn over
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183892
>>183890
Oh yeah, free action Demoralize
[1d20+17 = (3+17) = 20]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183894
183895 183896 183909
"Mala darling, allow me."
For his move action, Brie will place the blade hes using -we'll assume Shinbu - into the hound's ha ds/paw/hoof
He will then as a quick action attempt to pin with another grapple.check [1d20+12 = (3+12) = 15]

If successful, he will force the hound tonstab its self (in the face, preferrably) which IS at no dex, so a sneak attack [4d6+3 = (21+3) = 24]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183895
>>183894
I know its premature, and therws a -4 I didnt apply to the stab, but still
Anonymous
098a2d5
?
No.183896
>>183894
Uh... Do you mean the Hell Hound (It's dead already), Mala, or one of the ponies when you say "The hound"?

Also it's Silver's turn
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183897
183898 183903
>>183889
>28 damage
That pony is not alive.
Cavaliere frowns at the gory display of violence, and turns to Brie. "Let's take this one alive," he says, gesturing at the pony being currently wrestled.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183898
>>183897
One of those just outright misses. Only one hits, which comes close to putting it out, but doesn't.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183899
183900
>>183889
Oh, wait, I forgot my monster minions. What kind of Necromancer am I?

They charge, flank and attack the officer Posey is attacking
Sword
[1d20+11 = (20+11) = 31]
[1d8+4 = (5+4) = 9]
Halberd
[1d20+8 = (3+8) = 11]
[1d10+2 = (9+2) = 11]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183900
>>183899
Rolling to confirm that crit
[1d20+11 = (13+11) = 24]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183901
183902
I think Fluffernoodle may be kill
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183902
183904
>>183901
Who else is left?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183903
183905
>>183897
"Oh of course, this is the one you want to keep alive. I waited all goddamn day to kill SOMETHING but NOOOOOOO."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183904
183906 183907
>>183902
Officer (just very barely)
Rifle Pony 1 (disarmed, furthest away)
Sailor 3 (barely)
Sailor 4

Two grappled ponies
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183905
183909
>>183903
"We have bigger fish to fry, Brie. Whatever is controlling them has no cares about throwing away their lives.
We are going to keep it from killing any more ponies, so knock him out and let's go."

Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183906
183909
>>183904
Let's do nonlethal damage to the officer to knock him out. He will have the most information.

Monks, do your work.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183907
183908
>>183904
Kira constricts her pony non-lethally, squeezing around the pony's midsection and not allowing them to take in a breath. She repeats to him "go to sleep" over and over again as she does so. She doesn't want to hurt him, just cause him to pass out.

Snek Squeeze: [1d6+3 = (6+3) = 9]

Silver, meanwhile, goes over to the officer with his greatsword and attempts to bash him over the head with the pommel to knock him out.

Attack: [1d20+8 = (18+8) = 26]
Nonlethal Damage: [2d6+8 = (7+8) = 15]
Anonymous
098a2d5
?
No.183908
Brie's turn

>>183907
"Cack!"
The pony is squeezed

Silver would necessarily have to charge to meet the officer, but it's doable.

The officer is knocked the fuck out, with his head hit hard and his neck nearly sliced right open by Posey's floating arm thing.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183909
183910 183911
771-118677835.jpg
Before Brie makes his move, can I just say, when your turn is over SHUT THE FUCK UP. tks. Wait until next turn.

What I said, stab this nigger in the face
>>183905
With respect, Disregarded
>>183906
Hey. Shut up
>>183894
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183910
>>183909
Next
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183911
183912
>>183909
Okay, is Brie trying to stab the pony that he is grappling in the face?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183912
183913
>>183911
Correct. Already rolled, modified 20 on the attack. The opposed grapple is the only vulnerability
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183913
183914 183917
The disarmed rifle pony, the wounded sailor, and then the last, unharmed sailor, put their tails between their legs, and flee

>>183912
Opposed
[1d20+1 = (12+1) = 13]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183914
>>183913
Stabbed in the face
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183915
183917 183919
All enemies are dead, unconscious, or have disengaged, save for one being squeezed by Kira.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183916
183922
Brie is prolly straddling them now, or they dissolved, but it was kinda raw, and he may have got some on him
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183917
183922
>>183913
>>183915
Heal: Silver works as fast as he can to try to save the officer from bleeding out.

[1d20+5 = (7+5) = 12]

Kira, meanwhile, continues to try to squeeze the pony she's got unconscious.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183919
183922
>>183915
Rosey Ring checks if the officer has any good items on him.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183920
183930
Cavaliere starts carefully dragging the wounded enemies closer to the party so that they can receive medical treatment with more ease.

"They fled? To me it looks like they have some self-preservation instincts after all."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183921
Brie wipes off Shinbu, 'dismounting' the one
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183922
183923 183925
>>183916
Brie should be straddling a pony that he stabbed in the neck. Or face. Maybe eyeballs

>>183917
Silver doesn't quite succeed in stopping the bleeding.

Kira slowly squeezes the pony

>>183919
Yes. There is his revolver, reading glasses, and a saddle bag with a bit of currency, a smoking pipe, a passport, and several large notebooks.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183923
>>183922
>>183872
Silver calls over Dust. "I need some help to stabilize this one!"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183924
183930
"There's a twisted artistry to killing. How manybyears of experience, conditioning, perspective,... all to amount to a stupidly.confused expression."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183925
>>183922
Rosey Ring takes these things, handing the revolver to one of her Dreads.
She sets aside the passport and notebooks, for Silver to read.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183926
183927
Brie's target is obliterated.
The one hit in the head by Dust isn't dead yet.
The one shot in the head by Cavaliere isn't doing great but might not be dead.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183927
183930
>>183926
Should I roll to be able to tell if they're dead or not? It seems straightforward.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183928
183930
I'm going to go take a shower.

Making done Treat Wound checks, for Posey, to help out
[1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18]
[1d20+3 = (17+3) = 20]
[1d20+3 = (10+3) = 13]
Anonymous
e4a9955
?
No.183929
(help treat the dying captured enemies)
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183930
183931 183932 183933
>>183920
Mala:
"I think the mare helped scare them off. They had lost, anyways. Should I track down the bleeding one?"

>>183924
"That's about how that works, from what I've seen."

>>183927
Sure

>>183928
Dayum. That's two stabilized
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183931
183935
>>183930
How many more are injured?
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183932
183935
>>183930
Wisdom modifier, maybe?
[1d20+3 = (5+3) = 8]
"Let me go with you, and I will help subdue him."

He reloads his revolver with six rounds from his gunbelt.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183933
>>183930
"It's probably for the best we nip the rest,...." Brie 'insinuates before charging after (allowing for to be discouraged, but otherwise,...)
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183935
183936 183937 183940
>>183932
Cavaliere may roll track and survival to try to find the wounded sailor

>>183931
Just those three, if you count the one shot by Cavaliere, which is questionable
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183936
183938
>>183935
[1d20+5 = (9+5) = 14]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183937
183938
>>183935
If they have enough of a head start, Brie will also roll survival/tracking [1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18] to follow
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183938
183939 183941
>>183936
>>183937
The trail of blood continues on along the ridge
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183939
183942
>>183938
He follows.
[1d20+5 = (2+5) = 7]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183940
183942
>>183935
It looks like one's not yet stabilized, and our resident zeeb is inactive, so Silver goes to try to keep this one from dying.
[1d20+5 = (12+5) = 17]

Has Kira knocked out her pony yet?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183941
183942 183943
>>183938
Gets gets gets
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183942
183943 183947 183948
>>183940
Whelp, that would stabilize the wound

Yes, he's out

>>183941
>>183939
If they fly, they will see the wounded pony walking along at a slow speed, stopping near a pair of large rocks next to the old wall
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183943
183945 183947
>>183941
Specifically, Brie would gain altitude and attemptntonascertain how much effort would go into running down the escapees
>>183942
Oh, Bully! Gets gets (glomp/grapple)
[1d20+11 = (14+11) = 25] (when in range, might take a round or 3)
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183944
"Dont worry, we can avoid killing you."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183945
183947 183949
>>183943
The pony slows down, and stops between the two grey boulders

And... Glomped

Opposed Grapple
[1d20+3 = (18+3) = 21]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183947
183952
>>183942
>>183943
>>183945
Cavaliere also has wings. When he descends into range he looks to see if their quarry resists Brie. Upon seeing that he is, Cavaliere attempts a knock-out punch.
[1d20+4 = (4+4) = 8]
[1d6 = 6]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183948
183984
>>183942
Silver gets Kira to help him with tying up the three ponies, now joining Sea Stone. Kira looks forlornly at the dead bodies littering the ground, and Silver gives her a pat on the shoulder.

Silver next takes the passport and notes that Posey had been gathering, and quickly takes a look through them while Cavaliere and Brie track down the stragglers.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183949
183950 183952
>>183945
Opposed [1d20+12 = (11+12) = 23]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183950
183951 183952
>>183949
"Got im!"
Brie may be heard in the distance calling out,
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183951
183952
>>183950
"Ay, ease up, nothing to worry about, just relax a bit."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183952
183953 183954 183956
>>183951
>>183950
>>183949
>>183947
Brie has the pony held down as Garv punches the pony into submission and knocks him unconscious. The pony is bleeding severely from his wound

Roll Spot
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183953
183955
>>183952
[1d20+8 = (15+8) = 23]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183954
183955
>>183952
[1d20+7 = (12+7) = 19]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183955
183957 183958 183960
>>183953
Looking over to his right, Brie can see that the boulder behind Garv is moving, going from its white-grey color to black. The rock unfolds, until it becomes three tentacles

>>183954
Looking over to his left, Garv can see that the boulder behind Brie is moving, going from its white-grey color to black. The rock unfolds, until it becomes three tentacles

>>183953
>>183954
Roll Initiative

Behind Brie
[1d20+3 = (3+3) = 6]
Behind Garv
[1d20+3 = (12+3) = 15]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183956
183960
>>183952
[1d20+3 = (10+3) = 13]

Dreads
[1d20+5 = (9+5) = 14]
[1d20+5 = (10+5) = 15]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183957
183960
>>183955
Oh dear
[1d20+4 = (18+4) = 22]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183958
183959 183960
>>183955
[1d20+3 = (12+3) = 15]
"You wanted a chance to kill things? You got your wish."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183959
>>183958
"Three rounds," Brie replies with a smirk, hidden by his mask
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183960
183961 183968
>>183956
Shhh

Posey isn't there

>>183955
>>183957
>>183958
Brie
Garv
Garv's monster
Brie's monster
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183961
183962
>>183960
These things have eyes, yes?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183962
183963
>>183961
A few, within the tentacles and near the beak
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183963
183965 183966
>>183962
"I appreciate it, I had completely forgotten, caught up in the moment that I was
Eggshell touch attack
[1d20+9 = (14+9) = 23]
Anonymous
098a2d5
?
No.183965
183967
>>183963
poof
Hit
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183966
>>183963
On Garvs
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183967
183969
>>183965
Fort save (looking)
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183968
183969 183971
>>183960
Cavaliere with practiced reflexes draws his revolver on his monster and lets off two shots in rapid succession. He places himself just in front of the downed sailor.
[1d20+6 = (2+6) = 8][2d6 = 7]
[1d20+6 = (13+6) = 19][2d6 = 7]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183969
183971 183972 183984
>>183968
One bullet goes wide, while another hits it. It recoils

Now, it attacks Garv
[1d20+3 = (19+3) = 22]
[1d3 = 1]
[1d20+3 = (5+3) = 8]
[1d3 = 2]
[1d20+3 = (19+3) = 22]
[1d3 = 2]

>>183967
[1d20+3 = (11+3) = 14]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183970
183971
I'm going to go to bed, and just assume the flying Dex builds don't get eaten.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183971
183974 183976
>>183969
>>183968
Roll Opposed Grapple
[1d20+3 = (16+3) = 19]

>>183970
is someone dissapointed?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183972
183973
>>183969
Oooh!
>182882
The recipient doesnt get a fortitude save, its a dc10 imposed on people around (unless u wanna credit the trchnique)
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183973
183978
>>183972
>>182882 →
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.183974
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>>183971
No, just very sleepy, and burnt out from a long pre-holiday week.

Treasure would be nice though.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183975
183980
So yeah, garv's monster cant see ahit for 1d4 rounds
[1d4 = 3]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183976
183977 183985
>>183971
Cavaliere gets an attack of opportunity, and shoots again.
[1d20+8
[2d6 = 9]

Opposed grapple: [1d20 = 6]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183977
183980 183987 184003
>>183976
[1d20+8 = (6+8) = 14]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183978
183979
>>183973
The creature flails at and attacks Brie
A 1 on the 1d2 hits, a 2 misses

[1d20+3 = (16+3) = 19]
[1d3 = 3]
[1d2 = 1]
[1d20+3 = (20+3) = 23]
[1d3 = 3]
[1d2 = 2]
[1d20+3 = (7+3) = 10]
[1d3 = 1]
[1d2 = 2]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183979
183987
>>183978
19/1 hits
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183980
183981
>>183977
Garv is grappled by the creature

>>183975
Brie's turn
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183981
183982 183983
>>183980
Brie will attempt to feint the one that can see [1d20+5 = (8+5) = 13]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183982
183983
>>183981
Attack of opportunity
Anonymous
098a2d5
?
No.183983
183985 183986
>>183982
>>183981
I believe the rules say explicitly it does not provoke an attack of opportunity. However, there's at least a -4 penalty
[1d20+5 = (16+5) = 21]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183984
183985 183989
>>183948
>>183969
I'm assuming that Silver and Kira could hear the sound of gunshots, and would rush to the aid of Garv and Brie.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183985
>>183983
It appears to fail

>>183984
This would take a couple turns at least

>>183976
Garv's turn. Garv is grappled
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183986
>>183983
Youre right, no AoO. There isnt a penalty, but target gets its Bab to the roll, so fail
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183987
183988
>>183979
>>183977
Garv, Brie, please try not to die while Silver and Kira arrive
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183988
183993
>>183987
Relax, theres severeal off buttons yet
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183989
183990 183991 183992 183997
>>183984
Yes but it would take time for them to arrive.

Rules say I can use a light weapon while grappled but not a medium weapon. Cavaliere's revolver is a medium weapon so he drops it as a free action. He draws a hidden derringer which instigates an opposed grapple check.
[1d20 = 2]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183990
>>183989
Oof. Dont worry
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183991
>>183989
Opposed
[1d20 = 5]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183992
183993
>>183989
Whelp. That didn't succeed

The tentacles grip Garv
[1d20+3 = (20+3) = 23]
[1d3 = 3]
[1d20+3 = (9+3) = 12]
[1d3 = 2]
[1d20+3 = (14+3) = 17]
[1d3 = 2]

And now, it uses its beak to bite into Garv
[1d20+4 = (8+4) = 12]
[1d4+1 = (1+1) = 2]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183993
183997
>>183992
To confirm
[1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18]

>>183988
Now, the creature attacking Brie attacks again
[1d20+3 = (14+3) = 17]
[1d3 = 2]
[1d2 = 2]
[1d20+3 = (3+3) = 6]
[1d3 = 3]
[1d2 = 1]
[1d20+3 = (16+3) = 19]
[1d3 = 2]
[1d2 = 2]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183994
183995 183998
Assuming he can without incurring an AoO, Brie would stabby stab the (for one more round) blinded thingy on Garv (no dex bonus to it AND +2 atk (combined +11, with all the ups and downs)
[1d20+11 = (1+11) = 12]
[1d20+11 = (14+11) = 25]
A second hit noted, hes down 6 hp so far
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183995
183996 183998 184000
>>183994
Well the first one sucked ass,...
[4d6+3 = (13+3) = 16]
..
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183996
>>183995
16 dmg to garv's
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183997
183998
>>183989
>>183993
Noooooo

One of the tentacles has a joint in a painful position, and another threatens to cut off circulation. He manages to dodge the beak, but has taken 8 damage this round.

Growling with anger, Cavaliere swipes at the creature with fully extended claws. This is an attack with an opposed grapple check, and is for lethal damage.
[1d20 = 8]
[1d6 = 5]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183998
183999
>>183994
That's one hit

>>183995
That right there would kill it

Brie stabs it right under the eyes, or at least, under two of its eyes, just above the beak.

It squirms, lets go of Garv, and then finally, evaporates into black mist

>>183997
Uh... Do you want to continue your round against one Brie would have killed in his turn?
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183999
184000
>>183998
No. He uses his move action to pick up his revolver, and shoots at the remaining monster.
[1d20+8 = (6+8) = 14]
[2d6 = 9]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184000
184001 184003
>>183999
Skree!
That hits. It recoils and screeches

>>183995
The other attacks Brie
[1d20+3 = (3+3) = 6]
[1d3 = 2]
[1d20+3 = (3+3) = 6]
[1d3 = 3]
[1d20+3 = (13+3) = 16]
[1d3 = 3]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184001
184002 184005
>>184000
None of those hit lol

Brie will tumble, giving space from the thing (dodge action, 5' movement, drawing his pistol when outside threat
[1d20+15 = (1+15) = 16]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184002
184005
>>184001
And he FALLS ON HIS FACE
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184003
184005
>>184000
This one has AC 14 or less but the other one wasn't stopped by this hit? >>183977
This is not a complaint but I calculated that these monsters must have at least 15 AC.

He shoots again, aiming for the inside of its beak if possible.
[1d20+8 = (17+8) = 25]
[2d6 = 10]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184004
184013
"Sorry mate, it woul've been 3 rounds, but the dice are out to get me again."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184005
184006
>>184001
>>184002
Brie starts to move... Wait. Who put that wall there? Brie runs into the stone wall

>>184003
I don't recall seeing that post

Garv Hits it

But it attacks Brie again
[1d20+3 = (16+3) = 19]
[1d3 = 2]
[1d20+3 = (20+3) = 23]
[1d3 = 1]
[1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18]
[1d3
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184006
184007
>>184005
For the last attack
[1d3 = 2]

Verifying the crit
[1d20+3 = (10+3) = 13]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184007
184008
>>184006
Denied
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184008
184013
>>184007
Still, hes down 11 now
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184009
184010
Brie and then Garv on the same creature
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184010
184011
>>184009
So flanking stealth :3 [1d20+13 = (6+13) = 19]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184011
184015
>>184010
[4d6+3 = (17+3) = 20]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184012
STAB
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184013
184015 184017 184019
>>184004
Enough playing around. Cavaliere shoots the monster again, aiming for the inside of the beak.
[1d20+8 = (16+8) = 24]
[2d6 = 6]

>>184008
Funny, that's what Cavaliere is down as well.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184015
184016 184019
>>184011
>>184013
With a stab, and a shot, it screeches, which is quickly cut short as it shrivels up like a dead spider, and then burns away into black smoke.

Both creatures are dead
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184016
184018 184019
>>184015
U wanna call it? Otherwise Id inquire about the pony
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184017
184018
>>184013
:thanos:
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184018
184020 184031
>>184016
The pony is still alive, though bleeding. It is a stallion with a white coat, an orange mane, and wearing a blue uniform.

>>184017
snap
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184019
184021 184022
>>184013
I thought the description of his attack sounded familiar.

>>184015
He picks himself up and limps over to Brie. "I prefer cards myself, there's less randomness to it. Are you alright?" He looks over the condition of the rogue-monk and also their bleeding captive.

>>184016
I want to sleep too after a few more replies.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184020
184022
>>184018
Brie lets out a shrill whistle, followed by a call "Medic!"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184021
184022 184025
>>184019
"Surprisingly, bastards have some sort of camoflage. One momebt it was a rock, and the next moment it sprouted tentacles and tried to make this NC-17"
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184022
184023 184025
>>184019
>>184020
Brie and Garv were both wounded in the earlier fight at least I think Garv was and certainly in this one. They could use some medical attention. The sailor certainly could. He has a shotgun would in the lower chest

>>184021
It resembled a three tentacled octopus, with at least four eyes above the beak
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184023
>>184022
I'll go back and look to be sure, but Im certain Brie is alive, and convinced hes at over 50% but yeah hes bleeding.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184024
Ill look in the morning, I mean xp
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184025
184026 184028 184029
>>184021
The black griffon looks disheveled and his movement betrays some soreness in his limbs. He dusts himself off and replaces five spent cartridges in his six-shooter as he observes the surroundings. "If it's this bad now then we can't wait for dusk. Let's rendezvous with the others, if you're up to move. Do you feel strong enough to carry the stallion?"

>>184022
He was completely untouched in the previous fight. He is at 15/29 hitpoints now.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184026
184028 184029
>>184025
Brie whistles again before attempting an improvised healing check
[1d20-3 = (7-3) = 4]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184027
"i may have just made matters worse. Im much better at causing wounds."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184028
>>184025
>>184026
Silver and Kira appear in the location, looking on at the severely wounded pair.

Silver: "What in hell happened!?"
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184029
184030 184034
>>184025
Should've mentioned he had 26/29 when this fight started because of Dust's bell spell.

>>184026
Just realized heal is not trained only
"I might be able to patch you up."
[1d20+3 = (8+3) = 11]

"We got our prisoner but those unnatural things appeared again. They're more dangerous at close range."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184030
184031 184032
Brie takes a seat, pulling out his tea set and sterno can, first lighting it with a match and setting it to boil, and then lighting a cigarette.

"Earning our keep today. Oh curses, whatever became of that sheep? I do hope.Mala was able to scavenge it. Other than the rations the military provided, all I have is a small box of tea cakes, which really.isn't going to.offer any lasting sustainance. And these!" He cruples and throws away the Lunchly, "Absolute wank." He takes a stiff drag from the cigarette.
>>184029
"Don't worry about me, this poor sod is bleeding worse than I am"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184031
184033 184034
>>184018
Heal: No offense to Brie and Cavaliere, but Silver goes to fix up the unconscious pony first as he can't exactly heal himself in his current state.

[1d20+5 = (6+5) = 11]

>>184030
Kira goes to pick up the thrown away trash. "Awww, don't litter. It's not nature's fault that...whatever this is is apparently digusting."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184032
>>184030
Brie does take the opportunity to apply hoofcuffs to this pne "Just a precaution."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184033
184035
>>184031
>no offense
"None taken, I'd have been surprised if it had worked when I tried.
>>184031
>trash/litter
"I don't know what you mean,... unless you mean the dissolved corpses which, well I suppose I really should get to photographing instead of murdering,...."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184034
184036
>>184031
Not... Quite enough. He's still bleeding. And he certainly has lead buckshot in him

There's also spent shell casings on the ground as well

>>184029
Doesn't quite stop the bleeding
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184035
184037
>>184033
"Photographs of these creatures would be more valuable than anything we could find except for the airponies themselves. You've earned a reprieve from hoof-to-hoof combat anyway."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184036
184038
>>184034
Heal: "Блин." Silver tries again to get as much of the buckshot out of him as he can, and patch him up.

[1d20+5 = (7+5) = 12]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184037
184044
>>184035
>reprieve
Brie lifts his visor. The shine and vibrance to his eyes are undeniable.
"Mate, fighting IS the reprieve". He winks
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184038
184039 184040
>>184036
Silver still doesn't quite manage to stop the bleeding
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184039
184042
>>184038
Heal: "COME ON YOU OBSTINATE BASTARD!"

[1d20+5 = (2+5) = 7]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184040
>>184038
Still bleeding is confirmation warranting a retry
[1d20-1 = (9-1) = 8]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184041
So sad
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184042
184045
>>184039
Not... not quite. The bleeding has actually picked up
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184043
>inb4 we kill him with healing checks
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184044
184045
>>184037
Cavaliere stares for a moment. Then he breaks out into quiet laughter and pats the batpony on the withers. He turns back to Silver.
"It's a nasty entry wound. He'll need sutures to keep the wound closed. Maybe we can try something temporary."
He tries to heal the pony. [1d20+3 = (16+3) = 19]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184045
184046
>>184042
>>184044
Silver throws up his hooves in exasperation.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184046
184047
>>184045
Pets
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184047
184048
>>184046
Silver is pet. He seems a bit calmed down. He takes a look over Brie's own injuries.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184048
>>184047
"Im alright, if we're to rest anytime soon that is. Somewhere around 50-60% viable."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184049
Hes at 16/30 hp, after review
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.184050
184051 184064 184073
Zeeb his here, and wondering how you people stay up so long holy shit.
Dust plods between party members, trying to get an idea of how injuried everyone is here. Can I get an HP role call? I've got 4 healing kits with no clue as to what they do, and a very limited number of spells at this point.
Also a heal roll if anyone needs it, I genuinely can't tell.
[1d20+13 = (18+13) = 31]
Brie
4ca0085
?
No.184051
184089
>>184050
Imagine still waking up 6 hours later
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184052
184055
"Fucking things got the drop on us. They have some sort of active camouflage or chameleon ability. All of a sudden, a rock behind Cavaliere sprouted tentacles and attacked him, and one for me too cuz its Halloween," he says inspecting his wounds, but more specifically, brand new cuts and gashes in his fine suit. "Had the damndest time trying to get this one patched up on the fly. The hoof cuffs may be a bit much, bit nothing makes sense and I'm growing weary of taking risks. Best to engage these things from a distance or they'll tear off a piece of your hide," he sighs, wiping grime off of one of his blades before resheathing it and then patting his revolver.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184053
184055
"The worst part was, I'm not even sure what my eyes saw at the time! It was almost as though the creature had changed it's shape to BECOME a rock. This wasn't a question of stealth or disguise! The rock simply decided to stop being a rock anymore, and came at us like it was an Onlyfans video!"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184054
184055
"What little I can say about them though, theyre very susceptible to blindness."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184055
184056 184057 184061
>>184052
>>184053
By this point, both Silver and Kira have come to understand to ignore it when Brie references something they absolutely have no idea about, like 'Halloween' or 'Onlyfans'. What weird sounding things they are.

Kira: "This is hell, this is actual hell. The Traveler needs to be stopped!"

Silver: "We should avoid splitting up from now on if it can be helped. Come on, let us bring this pony back to join others, and have our zebra healer take look at you, you both look pretty badly injured."

>>184054
Silver: "In your experience, has anything been particularly resistant to blindness?"
Anonymous
32c72dd
?
No.184056
>>184055
"Well, not especially, outside fillytales of subterranean creatures. I only reference it to say that in spite of their otherworldly nature, there appears to be some degree of cohesive biology,... at least until they dissolve, which I'm still struggling to grasp,...."
Anonymous
32c72dd
?
No.184057
184060
>>184055
Brie notices that mention again - the Traveler - as something mentioned previously that he had hoped to inquire about, but right now he is pulling of how VERY sweaty mask and is pouring himself a calming cup of Pu'er tea. "I have extra cups if anypony else would like some," he says before closing his eyes and drinking in the aroma rising from the cup.
Anonymous
32c72dd
?
No.184058
*pulling off his now very sweaty
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.184059
I have awoken.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184060
184061
>>184057
"I will have some tea, but we cannot stay long."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184061
184062 184068
>>184060
"Splendid!" he hands pver a small ceramic cup, little more than a shot glass really, and then pours from the kettle. "Cheers! That was some excellent work with that hoof-cannon (claw-cannon?) of yours. I'd hate to hear it go off in an enclosed space though!" He chuckles, taking another sip before setting the cup back down. Right on the ground. "As for this poor sod,...." he walks over and begins moving the pony on the ground.
>>184055
"Kira dear, would you mind carrying this one?"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184062
184063 184065
>>184061
Kira takes the unconscious pony and carries him with relative ease.

Kira: "So uh...did you have to get so...murdery, with the possessed ponies?"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184063
184066
>>184062
Brie thinks for a moment. "I suppose that may have been a tad excessive. Perhaps I did get a bit caught up in the moment. I don't know how the experience is for you, but once I'm in a grapple I start to lose of sense of perspective; its now a progressive game where each movement brings me one step closer to the opponent's defeat. Perhaps I overreacted a tad," he does acknowledge it, but it's clear he isn't at all bothered or remorseful about it.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184064
184068
>>184050
Reminder to everyone
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184065
184066 184068
>>184062
"I'll make you a deal. I promise to try to curtail some of my more,... enthusiastic proclivities, but I'm going to need a bit more of an explanation. When you all say "mind control", what is it you mean? Are we talking like, drug-addled tweakers?"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184066
184067
>>184063
Kira: "So, it's like...hunting instincts for you?"

>>184065
Silver: "No, not quite like they are on drugs. This Traveler seems to be dominating their minds, controlling them like puppets, forcing them to do its bidding. These ponies seem to lack any agency of their own. This one might even have been commanded to retreat just to lure some of us into trap."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184067
>>184066
>hunting
"Precisely. It's like my blade is hunting their flesh, almost with a mind of it's own; It cries out where it can best find its way home...."
>actual mind control
[1d20-1 = (16-1) = 15] Wisdom check
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184068
184069
>>184061
>>184065
Cavaliere sits crossed-legged and cups the tea in his talons. He sips it, appreciating its dark, bitter flavor.
"Ms. Ring suggested it was a type of magical entity that has total control of these ponies and can see and hear through them. I think they have no control over themselves, yet I can't say whether this one fled because of command or out of overpowering fear."
"I have no sympathy for these communists, but they are still ponies who are not responsible for their actions.
We should avoid killing them unless if we have no choice."


>>184064
15/29
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184069
184073
>>184068
Brie does a think [1d20+2 = (12+2) = 14]
So it's one,... pony we'll assume. If theyre looking through the eyes of these ponies, leaving aside how that even works, then the element of surprise is long gone. That certainly agrees with Silver's suggestion that this was a trap.
Fuck, this means theyve seen my technique. Well, perhaps my reputation precedes me?
I sure hope "They" felt it when I stabbed that one pony in the face. I wonder if they feel all the sensations of their thralls.
Eh, commies were thralls to begin with. Its less satisfying killing them for the wrong reason.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184070
184071 184072 184073
"If we're to avoid killing, what are our options? I only have the one pair of hoofcuffs, can we risk collecting mind-controllable ponies to maybe turn on us when theres an overwhelming mass? Do we tie their hoofs and make a daisy chain? Can anything be done to stop the mind control we can be confident of?"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184071
>>184070
Brie is going to spend the rest of the dialogue from here on out more or less listening, and taking a 10 on his listen check specifically listening to hear if there may be lurkers or shenanigens watching then right now.

So thats a modified 20
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184072
184074
>>184070
"You can have mine," Cavaliere replies, retrieving from his bag a two-pound set of manacles and giving them to Brie. "If we come across any more, we have rope to tie them with, and yes a daisy chain would be helpful. We simply need to incapacitate them until we get to the source controlling them. It is easier said than done, but maybe the communists on the hill will have something on their hooves to help us with it."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184073
184075
>>184069
>>184070
Silver: "There is one plan, simple as it is. When we meet with what communists have survived and escaped, we join forces and make assault upon Kostroma. That Traveler is on board, and if we kill or at least banish it from this realm, then he will not be able to summon more monsters or control minds of these ponies anymore. I imagine it will be far more satisfying for you, anyhow, to stab extradimensional being than it will be its puppets."

>>184050
Forgot to mention, Silver's at 41/55, and Kira's at 32/34
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184074
>>184072
These creatures and their unnecessarily heavy equipment....
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184075
184076 184079
>>184073
"So WORST case, we're dealing with something capable of mind control, that has access to a freighter crew/passenger manifest of possible thalls, as well as an 8-colt team of marines, and any communists along the way,"
And Im supposed to NOT kill?
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184076
184077
>>184075
Silver: "Well, if we kill Traveler fast enough, we will not need to deal with so many of its thralls."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184077
184080
>>184076
"Yes, but we've established he knows we're coming. Literally walking into the spider's lair."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184078
184079 184080
"From whats been said so far, if I were some sort of cartoon villain, I would use 'our reticence to kill' against us, forcing us to fight through every bystander along the way. Classic attrition and demoralization. I can sleep with blood on my hooves, I'm not sure about some of you."
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184079
>>184075
>>184078
"If we can help it," Cavaliere stresses, with visible displeasure at Brie's bloodlust. "There have been many times when I have been forced to take the life of a pony or griffon, today being no exception. We must find those airponies and we must stop this 'Traveler' even if more Stalliongraders will die in the process. Nevertheless, if you have one of his thralls pinned, refrain from any sort of coup de grace. There is no glory in slaughter."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184080
184081
>>184077
>>184078
Kira scrunches.

Silver: "There is not much better plan. If we do not go after this thing, it will pose great risk to ponies we are meant to save. And if that thing manages to escape this island, then I fear for what would happen when it arrives in Equus."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184081
>>184080
[1d20+2 = (11+2) = 13] Another think
"Let us rejoin and confer with the others then," something he just thought of has him unnerved, something to do with what Silver just said.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184082
184083
Still listening,... he thinks theres spoop literally waiting to jump out at them, and he keeps one hoof hooked to one of his throwing knives, just in case.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184083
>>184082
Silver: "As long as we stick together, I think we will be able to dissuade Traveler from conjuring any more monsters until we return to others."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184084
And of course packs up his tea set
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.184085
184090
I'm only sparingly free today.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184087
184088
I will be away for nine hours so just assume that Cavaliere has dusted himself off, is receptive to any healing that might be provided, and will provide support whenever it's needed.

GM Pone, have you made a map of the Kostroma yet? Now is the time to do it before we go there.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184088
>>184087
In that event, I would suggest Dust's initial healing check (a 30 something) go to Garv. Up to GM how effective a healer's kit is, and they o ly have 10 uses (but we have 4)
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.184089
184091 184094 184095
>>184051
How are you alive.

Okay so
Bat cheese: 16/30 (53.3%)
Grif: 15/29 (51.7%) why is your max so low, what class are you?
Fluff: 41/55 (74.5%)
Snej: 32/34 (94.1%)
Posey: Will probably rape me again if I attempt to heal
Zoob: 34/42 (80.9%)
Priority is the two squishers over there at half, and then floof cause we REALLY need him to be tank. I can pop a cantrip (I know they aren't cantrips on clerics sue me) on Kira because Dust would feel bad for her if this is her first real battle. Dust will make due without healing for now.

The rest of the party finds Dust poking at one of his medical kits, laying open on the ground to take assessment of what he has. Seriously, what do these things do? Heal check bonus? Can I heal HP with 'em?
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.184090
>>184085
Oh, also this
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184091
>>184089
Cheonic insomnia
Healker's kits can be said to affect fresh qounds, though how effective depends on the healing check and the determination of GM.
I prefer to allow them to 1-time heal half the sustained damage with a decent skill check, but its not my rodeo
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184092
>>>184090
And u can do 10 checks per kit
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184094
>>184089
Posey didn't take any damage these past two encounters.
She can heal herself. Save your resources for the rest of the party.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.184095
184097
>>184089
>why is your max so low, what class are you?
Ranger/monk, but I also have only average constitution (10) and had unlucky HD rolls.

40 healing kit uses looks like a lot but don't forget the ponies we injured along the way, and the ones we will injure in the future. Party comes first as always, and then the airponies whose state is unknown.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184096
With limited player availability, one assumes that any play would be in the evening. I'll be around to banter/converse, but I've gotten Brie to figure out enough of what he should know that I do 't NEED anything else to compel his behavior in 'the right' direction. Last night was a fucking blast
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184097
>>184095
>only average constitution (10)
Become undead.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.184098
184100 184101 184146 184148
Okay, so until I learn what healing kits do, the current plan is
>Cure Moderate Wounds x2 on Bat and Grif
>Cure Light Wounds on Fluff
>Cure Minor Wounds on Snej
That exhausts all my level two spells, leaves me with on level 1 slot, and all my level 3 slots.
Anonymous
e4a9955
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No.184099
184102
Remember we still have a few healing potions. Dusty should save his spell slots.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.184100
184101
>>184098
You have all day to find out. Healing kits will probably take more time to use than using a spell or potion, and we're not in combat. Spells will be invaluable in combat and what we've faced has only been a prelude.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184101
184102 184103 184113
>>184098
Before you commit to that, we may want to consider resting to recover spells and abilities.
>>184100
Also this
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.184102
184103 184104 184105 184109 184110
>>184099
We have potions? WE HAVE POTIONS?
>>184101
I'm in favor of resting, if only to change spells
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.184103
184104
>>184101
>>184102
How long does resting last?
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184104
184107
>>184102
An 8 hour rest restores 1hp/character level (so 6) without any healing or healing check
>>184103
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184105
>>184102
We have a few potions of Cure Moderate Wounds
Now would be a good time to use them. Spell slots are precious.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.184107
184108
>>184104
I don't think we have one hour to rest, let alone 8.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184108
>>184107
Probably not, but if we're facing a small army,....
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.184109
184110 184112
>>184102
I'm against it because it's very late in the day, in January, in a northerly altitude. GM Pone hasn't told us what the light level is or how fast it's changing, but we can assume that night is coming quickly. The only thing worse than fighting eldritch abominations is fighting eldritch abominations at night, so we need to move. We were in a hurry in the first place because the cold weather could be lethal for the ponies we have to rescue.

Let's apply first aid for all who need it, meet with the commissar quickly (and leave the captured possessed ponies with that camp), and either clear the Kostroma or find the airponies first. By the time we finish either it will be nightfall (at GM Pone's discretion of course).
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184110
184132
>>184109
1 hour is the prayer time to reset cleric spells, though I agree 8 hours is foolish
>>184102
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.184112
>>184109
I recommend taking out the Traveler first. The possessed ponies and summoned monsters will continue to be a threat as long as it remains. There's also the risk that some of the Navy ponies have become or will end up possessed if the Traveler isn't dealt with.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184113
184114 184117 184124
>>184101
>we may want to consider resting to recover spells and abilities
As the party Sorceress who benefits from this most, I still firmly disagree.
We are on a time-sensitive quest, and the captain told us we need to locate the Marines before they freeze, heck, before all of us freeze (except Posey, lol). Even if nobody freezes, delaying the mission by a day could compromise our extraction.
This is only our third party-level encounter today: we are supposed to be able to handle 1-3 more encounters of this strength or more before resting.
Then again, nobody else seems to have proper equipment for this level, so idk, maybe we're out of resources... Wealth By Level is really, really, reall important in 3.5e, especially for martials.

Then again, if we could confirm that the Marines are cozy in the light house, we may be able to afford to rest.

Hey, did Kira prepare Animal Messenger? If we send a bird to the lighthouse with a message to fire a flare if the Marines are there, we could know that they are okay.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184114
184117 184118
>>184113
Also, this will give Brie an opportunity to finish the appraisals, but this is what Im thinking/hoping, that the lighthouse pans out. Brie's suit is insulated, but hes not immune to cold environs
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184115
184118
Admitting, I dont know whats 'best', Brie wants to approach this Traveller like a chess opponent, so hes a little more wont to.be cautious/methodical, even if now isnt the time
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184116
For HP roll call, reminder that the second cone of fire is not to be applied. That is retconned as actually the Hell Hound should have been dead prior to doing that
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.184117
184119
>>184113
>Then again, nobody else seems to have proper equipment for this level, so idk, maybe we're out of resources... Wealth By Level is really, really, reall important in 3.5e, especially for martials.
I don't know what you expect. I brought everything I thought Cavaliere would need. If anything I overprepared him, because he's at the upper end of medium encumbrance and he will need to shed that weight if it becomes a burden.

>>184114
>Brie's suit is insulated, but hes not immune to cold environs
All furred, warmblooded creatures are better suited to dealing with the cold than an equivalent human character. On top of that Cavaliere is fully clothed and has a leather jacket on to better insulate him. Nevertheless, have you ever been to Newfoundland in January? Night would not be easily survivable. We don't even know if the Gulf Stream is a thing in this setting and place.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184118
184121 184128
>>184114
Appraisal only takes 1 minute per item. You could finish it in the time Dust is healing.
>>184115
The Traveller is guaranteed to be more intelligent than anyone in this party, and considering that he's already aware of us, I don't know what kind of tactics could surprise him, but if you can think of something that would be good.

He seems to be attacking us with summons instead of his actual powers, so he may be unable/unwilling to attack us directly: in that case, guns-blazing brute force might be the best tactic.
Conversely, he may be attacking us with summons to expend our resources and soften us up to make us easier to kill later. Resting could be tactical, but if he can summon this many entities, what is to stop him from Summoning more to interrupt our rest 4 hours in and prevent us from recovering our rest resources?
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184119
>>184117
Technically, the manacles puts Brie into the low-medium encumbrance, limiting some of his skill checks. He will want to be not carrying the rope and manacles soon, especially if we're to incorporate the camera into the context
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184121
184125
>>184118
His obvious weakness then will be pride/hubris. How we exploit it will likely depend on details we dont have yet
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184122
184125
That goat was creepy as shit, btw
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184124
184125 184132
>>184113
I mentioned giving the party at least four potions of cure moderate wounds. No one seemed to want to even take note of it
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184125
184127 184128
>>184122
Good.
>>184121
Posey's weakness is pride/hubris. I already tried taunting him in a contest of hubris. He might be too smart for that.
>>184124
I mentioned those earlier. I thought other players took them.
I think we should use them now, and save spell slots.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184127
>>184125
Hubris in the form that as a powerful magic user, Posey and Dust are probably the only two he considers a real threat to be concerned about, specifically Posey for her apparent familiarity, and Dust for his anti ebil dispositon.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.184128
184130
>>184118
IC yes but OOC said tactics are limited by the GM Pone's abilities. Hopefully his two million hours into HOI4 make this interesting

"These have had the hallmarks of probing attacks. He's sent just enough forces to test us and force us to show our capabilities. Now that he knows our strengths…and some of our weaknesses…" he stretches his left foreleg painfully "He will not hold back next time."

>>184125
I think drinking potions takes less time in combat than using a healing kit. Let's save them for when we need some sort of healing and are out of spells.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184130
>>184128
"Well said."
[1d4 = 4] rolling for the injury treating (Ill take a 20 if necessary, u can retry)
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184131
"Much better. Yes, I wager it was watching us through that foul goat."
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.184132
184135 184136
>>184110
Wait, it's only an hour? I hate DnD, why can't things be consistent. But I can life with that if we can spare an hour. I can pop the rest of my spells to heal, we spend an hour to rest, and then we pop off. Cause I'm down heavily on slots to begin with.
>>184124
How do I use my kits, someone else took the potions. I didn't take them cause in a party split it'd be better for the other group to have them
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.184135
184138
>>184132
Sorry Dust but I don't think we have even an hour to spare. It has to be after four o'clock at this point, if not later (didn't the party set off at noon, on a propeller airplane, and with a transfer?) and the sun will have fully set in an hour. You are still viable without those slots, and do you really want to fighting those things at night?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184136
184138
>>184132
You can only prepare once per day, but it takes you one hour to prepare.
As a Divine spellcaster, you don't actually need rest to recover spells, but you pray at a specific time each day, and cannot do so again until the same time the next day.

Also, when you prepare spells, consider leaving some slots open, to prepare them later in 10 minutes. Clerics who leave slots open can save all of life's problems in 10 minutes flat.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.184138
184140 184144 184145 184148
Okay, I have to be honest. I am extremely lost. I don't even know what's up with the lighthouse. I just know we're looking for lost ponies and there appears to be a griffon cult. Also do I heal on heal checks with a med kit? Help.
>>184136
Wouldn't really help at this point. I'm pretty much done on slots after healing. I can pop some level 3s and 0s and that's it.
>>184135
I can cast light, but I'm basically a worse Silver if I don't have slots.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184140
>>184138
You still do more damage in combat than me. You'll be fine, probably.
Anonymous
e4a9955
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No.184142
GM
How far are we from the village?
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.184144
184146 184148
>>184138
The griffons and that cursed crown seems like it's unrelated to what's going on with the Traveler. Originally we were going to check the lighthouse to see if the Navy ponies we're looking for a holed up there, but we heard the spooky broadcast from the Stalliongraders and it sounded like they were under attack, so we changed direction to see what's what with them. As it turns out they brought some kind of interdimensional entity with them on that boat and it's taken over the minds of most everyone on that ship, save for a few survivors who made it off. Said entity is also responsible for summoning the demons we're fighting.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184145
>>184138
Our MISSION is 10 marines tescued and some equipment destruction. Our increasingly obvious moral imperitive is to kill Zuul before it gets free.
We are on our way to a larger village, and theres something to do with a lighthouse. Not sure if thats "our best vantage to see the Kostromo" or what. Take heart that other characters know and will.guide us along cuz Im missing details too. ^_^
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.184146
184148 184149
>>184144
W-who's the traveler?
But I think I know what's going on now? Maybe.
Do I need to move forward with >>184098 or do we have other means?
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.184148
>>184138
>>184144
Also, we don't know where the navy ponies are at. It looks like the crash site may have been towards the center of the island, but the ponies could be at the lighthouse, at the old village (unlikely since the surviving communists are there) or at the new village on the east coast. They might be still be at the crash site but they would be sitting ducks there.

>>184146
If you've read through Amber's last dream sequence, he seems to be the entity that was revealed at the very end. It would mean that the events in that dream are canonized which makes me very sad.
>Do I need to move forward with >>184098 or do we have other means?
Hold your horses (heh) because I will be leaving soon and won't be back for the next leg of the adventure. The consensus seems to be that you should save your spell slots, and it's my personal opinion that we need to quickly talk with the surviving communists before starting the next leg of the adventure before night comes.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184149
184150
>>184146
>>>184144
>W-who's the traveler?
Some Cthulhu-like Aberrant entity from another realm that is controlling the communists.
It claims to be a friend, but its brutal mind control is decidedly hostile.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184150
184152
>>184149
Meta, but I almost suspect that the crown belonged to the Traveler, and we may be returning the precious,....
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184151
(Not that we have any choice, being unable to leave it anywhere)
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184152
184154
>>184150
He can't have it. It's mine.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184154
184155
>>184152
What are the odds that the Traveler is Rosie's Mentor?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184155
>>184154
Zero. Rosey's mentor is a Dread Necromancer from the league.
Also, she spoke to the traveller, and it didn't seem to recognize her.
Also, it apparently isn't sure what Death is yet, so it cannot be a Necromancer.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184156
184159 184162
Are we doing stuff today?
Anonymous
d5919c5
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No.184158
184162
>>183676
^^ <3
>>183671
Vir moves in front of the cowering filly and lays down. She waits for the filly to calm down.

Cute noses almost touching when Vir whispers, "Hey, aren't you gonna pet me?"

Vir smiles and wiggles her body like a worm.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184159
>>184156
No idea. Last night was intense, so Im okay with not getting into combat, but that doesnt exclude exploration and investigation. Garv said he wont be available for another 5 hours, and others have indicated limited availability, but I'm going to plan to be ready to play regardless of any assurances/expectations (meaning not shitfaced)
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184162
184164 184167 184174
>>184158
Flowercup's fur is blown back by the force of the cuteness.

"Oh-okay..."

She raises a hoof, places it on the back of Vir's head, and

pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet

>>184156
Probably? I don't want to have combat without Garv and Dust being here, and they are out at the moment.

It looks like there's some dispute over what to do in the down time, especially regarding HP and healing
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184164
184167
>>184162
>Probably?
Good.
>It looks like there's some dispute over what to do in the down time, especially regarding HP and healing
We should all be at serviceable HP is everyone gets a d4 Treat Wounds, and the most wounded PCs each take one of the healing potions.
Dust
46ef9b0
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No.184167
184169
>>184162
I should be able to play for a few hours after 7-8ish tonight.
>>184164
Should I start up the healing kit wagon then to at least start us off?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184169
184170
>>184167
>Should I start up the healing kit wagon then to at least start us off?
You could take 10 on it to avoid unnecessary dice rolls and wasted kits. We're out of combat, and there's no reward for rolling high.
Dust
46ef9b0
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No.184170
184171
>>184169
That's what I was planning. But I still gotta roll for the heals. Besides, Dust would actually have to get a 1 to fail.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184171
184173
>>184170
This isn't relevant to Posey, so I can't be unbiased, but I think we should save our spell resources.

What spells do you have left?
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.184172
184177 184222
Well, I guess there's no reason not to. It's not like I don't have 40 damn uses of healing kits.
Welcome to Dust's Clinic. Unfortunately he doesn't have any lolipops to give out after the checkup. Brie is excluded, only because he already healed himself with a use. Only works once a day. So Dust makes his way along the injured party, looking over their wounds and treating what he can. Dust will take 10 on all the heal checks.
Silver [1d4 = 2]
Cavaliere [1d4 = 4]
Kira [1d4 = 1]
Uh... I guess that's really it. Dust will also tend to himself. I'm gonna roll for it too cause I'm quirky
[1d20+13 = (6+13) = 19]
[1d4 = 4]
3 full healing kits, 1 with 5/10 uses
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.184173
184176
>>184171
Jack shit.
0 lvl: Guidance, Detect Magic, Light, Resistance, Virtue, Cure Minor Wounds
1st lvl: Nimbus of Light +(Magic Stone/Magic Weapon)
2nd lvl: Aid, Shield Other
3rd lvl: Haboob, Searing Light, Flame of Faith +(Stone Shape/Magic Vestment)
Anonymous
d5919c5
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No.184174
184185
>>184162
That high amount of pets on her back cause a strange sensation to occur in Vir's body. She moves into the hoof and petting. Then... She rolls over on her back and the small hoof pets her belly. It's tickilish.

She kicks her backleg and brings up a front hoof in an attempt to contain her giggles.
Anonymous
e4a9955
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No.184176
184184
>>184173
You don't need to prepare Cure Minor Wounds. You can turn any orison into cure minor wounds.
These spells will be useful in combat. You should keep them.

Stone Shape is the only one I don't think will be helpful in combat, but that could be useful in unforseen ways, so you should keep the slot.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.184177
184184
>>184172
Silver: "Thank you, my friend. You truly are reliable creature."

Kira elects to show her appreciation to the zeeb by giving him a great big hug.
Dust
46ef9b0
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No.184184
184186
>>184176
I'm aware, it's just the other level 0s suck.
>>184177
Dust nods to Silver, and returns Kira's hug
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184185
184187 184192
>>184174
>exposes her belly
oh no

Flowercup stares. Dare she rub the belly?
Anonymous
e4a9955
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No.184186
>>184184
>it's just the other level 0s suck
Detect Magic is king.
Anonymous
e4a9955
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No.184187
184192
3498268.jpg
>>184185
Rub the ponytum
Anonymous
d5919c5
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No.184192
184194
>>184187
^^
>>184185
^^

Vir flicks her tail one way and then the next. She kinda gives Flowercuo that smile Palpatine gives Anakin in The Revenge of The Sith.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184194
184196 184199 184345
>>184192
Cautiously - ever cautious - she rubs the belly of the much larger pony
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184196
184207
>>184194
And y'all were crying at me for cursing everything,...
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184199
184207
>>184194
>is jelly
"Let us finish this mission swiftly so I can go home and have my belly rubbed."
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184207
184208 184209 184211
>>183717
"We were both in culinary school. That's what we did. Well, what we tried to do, or wanted to do. Was to be chefs, or food preparation professionals. I would hope we could, because that's we're good at."

Sorrell:
"I do love waffles, even if my area of specialty involves more, well, vegetables. But waffles are very easy to make, and to add flourishes to."

>>184196
Flowercup got blown the fuck out of the water by Vir's cuteness roll. She has no choice but to obey Vir.

>>184199
Oh Posey,

No one wants to rub your belly
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184208
>>184207
Beware the tempting poni belli
It seems innocent
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184209
>>184207
>no one wants to rub your belly
<Maybe wit spices
Anonymous
436040d
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No.184210
184216
>>>>184207
Dark Star puts his hoof to his chin in thought
"Hmmmmm you know, i might be able to help you find jobs."

>Oh Posey,
>No one wants to rub your belly
I wouldn't be so sure
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184211
>>184207
>No one wants to rub your belly
Rood :(

Gloomy does. It's where he sleeps.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184216
184237
>>184210
Both mares walk up to him, wagging their tails

Tricky
"Really?"

>I wouldn't be so sure
She was mean to Mala. Twice. Still think her belly is worth rubbing?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184220
184222 184224 184227
pu1e5apbrna41.jpg
Posey drops prone on her back
"Ack! Sudden-onset tummyache! N-need..! B-bellyrubs!"

Her eyes glass over and she stops moving

Bluff
[1d20+14 = (17+14) = 31]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184221
Its terminal
*readies pistol*
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.184222
184223 184225 184227
>>184172
"You have my thanks. I am ready to keep pressing on." How much health would a potion of healing give?

>>184220
Opposed: [1d20+11 = (19+11) = 30]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184223
184226
>>184222
Ha! Fail
The mare needs belly rubs, or she'll die.
GM Pony
4c26980
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No.184224
184229
1417257063611.gif
>>184220
You bitch

Opposed
[1d20+1 = (12+1) = 13]
Anonymous
e4a9955
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No.184225
184230
>>184222
>health potion
It was cute moderate wounds, iirc, so it would be 2d8+3
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.184226
184227 184229
>>184223
But only barely, which leaves him suspicious.

"Are you alright? We're away from the water. If it's colic, it's a bad time to get it." He shakes her withers to get her to get up.
GM Pony
4c26980
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No.184227
184229 184230
>>184220
>>184222
>>184226
Mala peaks out

"She has colic. Equines have such weak stomachs." Looking to Cavaliere

"I wonder if she swallowed some of the treasure."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.184229
102368__safe_princess+celestia_solo_female_pony_mare_simple+background_smiling_transparent+background_open+mouth_vector_bust_portrait_looking+up_trol.png
>>184224
The mare needs bellyrubs.
>>184226
Posey does not respond. She is dying from lack of belly rubs.
>>184227
>I wonder if she swallowed some of the treasure.
You could probably feel it if you rubbed her belly.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.184230
184232
>>184225
Give one to Cavaliere and he'll drink it if he gets hit again. He's down only 10 hitpoints.

>>184227
"Possibly," he replies. "We have not encountered any particularly good treasure yet either, but I wouldn't put it past her."
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184231
184232
Pop
Brie fires a round into the ground. And then sits, withoit a word
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184232
184233 184234
>>184230
I think it may make sense for Garv to get a Cure Moderate wounds potion, and Brie to receive a cure light wounds spell.

>>184230
"Good treasure always goes to the strongest. Even a whale couldn't pass that crown. You can't hide it either. But coins? Rings? Well, Griffin rings. That, you can try to hide."

>>184231
Mala turns, startled
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184233
184234
>>184232
"Sorry, there seemed to be a degree of ill advised frivolity brewing."
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184234
184235
>>184232
"Let her have it. The way that I see it her discomfort is her payment. It's unfortunate that we'll be down a member to stomach troubles."

Upon the sound of the gunshot Cavaliere whips around, his revolver in his talon and pointed at the source by the time he's finished turning. Upon seeing Brie he sighs and re-holsters his weapon.
>>184233
"You could have just told us."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184235
>>184234
"Bullets are far more succinct."
Anonymous
436040d
?
No.184237
184252
>>184216
"Yea i could ask around, I know some ponies that might be looking for help."
>Still think her belly is worth rubbing?
Yes
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.184238
>>184236
The mare is in critical need of belly rubs.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184239
>>184236
"Excuse you, but I offered the sheep first as something you might snack on. And then it turned into something that if you DID eat, you might die. And then it started speaking in ancestral tongues, including mine. And THEN abunch of weird pokemon bamf out of nowhere, and we get a pound or two of flesh taken. And tou're on at ME for being paranoid? Enjoy the sword."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184240
Brie lights his almost-last cigarette
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.184245
184247 184250 184259
Posey is on the ground, her armor has slid off of her, her soft, white, slightly-plump, smoothe, fluffy kissable ponytum is exposed for all the world to see.
>>184236
Is he gentle?
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.184247
184250 184253 184259
>>184245
Oh celestia I wanna blow raspberries on that tum.
Dust, however simply places one ear against her tum, and the other ear flicks in time, almost like he's counting.
"Colic? I don't think so
And it doesn't sound about to blow
So gas and bloating I would rule no"
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184250
184252
>>184245
>>184247
Cavaliere sighs. "Miss Ring, if you are so committed to your art of seduction I recommend working on your timing and method."

Nevertheless, he gently runs one of his talons through her soft belly hair. His claws are retracted but those digits feel cold to the touch.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184252
184256
>>184250
Better give her a few healing potions just to be sure

>>184237
Tricky Truffle:

"Well, that would be nice. We haven't found anywhere yet. They've hired zebras instead..."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.184253
184257
>>184247
Placing an ear to Posey's tummy suggests something has gone horribly wrong inside her tummy: the sounds are almost Eldritch in nature.

She needs belly rubs
Roll Heal to rub her belly
Anonymous
436040d
?
No.184256
184259
>>184252
"Many Such Cases of that happening, They shouldn't even be here, but the griffons got celestia to let them in and here we are."
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.184257
184260 184262 184265
So we have 4 potions? Here's what I vote for our final spread.
Brie and Caviar get 1 potion each. That gives them a chance to help themselves if it gets bad. In addition, since both can fly they're in a good position to retreat and take a minute to heal.
Dust, Silver, and Kira can stick together so Dust can easily heal either of them if something goes wrong.
We can put Posey in the back of an ambulance to take her to the horse-pital for her tum tum woes. Deal?
>>184253
Dust is reminded of insolent fillies he has cared for back in his village. And although he's gonna get this mare one of these days, he decides to comply with her attention seeking behavior.
Rolling to wub da tum
[1d20+13 = (15+13) = 28]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184259
184261 184265 184275
>>184245
>Is he gentle
No. Mala is either trying to figure out if her intestines have twisted, if there is bloating, or if he can feel whatever treasure she's hiding. He presses firmly.

On the plus side, he actually does have soft paws, and is probably the only one in the party with soft paws.

Belly Rub:
[1d20+1 = (18+1) = 19]

>>184247
"Didn't you say you have healing magic?" Mala asks

>>184256
Tricky Truffle
"Oh, the griffins didn't do that." She looks away "But uh, you can help us?" She moves closer
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184260
184261
>>184257
Zigger,... sorry. Reflex. Zebrican, i only need 1d8
Anonymous
46ef9b0
?
No.184261
184263
>>184259
"Magic I can cast
But this problem will not solve
These problems will last
Until her attention seeking we absolve"
>>184260
Nigga you have half HP, a stiff breeze will send you to death saves
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184262
184266 184276
>>184257
He asks Dust, "Do you want to heal the wounded captives out here or take them to their commissar's village first?
Daylight is fleeting and they might have a doctor."


That potion spread is good.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184263
184264 184266
>>184261
No, i took a 4 on the new medic check, so 20/30. 1d8 is fine cuz hd'll be fighting defensively/ranged from nowmon (ac21/24)
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184264
>>184263
This is why I hate posts, cuz I cant correct my spergy typed mistaked e_e
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
?
No.184265
184266 184268
Fun Fact: Posey did have treasure hidden in her guts earlier today (the crystal and the magic ammo that she smugggled past the guards in the swamp), but she took them out for Brie to appraise
>>184259
Posey murmurs in response, the belly rub making clear progress.
Her eyelids flutter, and she groans, she is nearly saved, but not quite:
>>184257
Her tummy is so soft, so supple, so fluffy. It jiggles like its ticklish, and she begins to squirm slightly, the anima returning to her magical sinews.
She gives a moan that sounds suspiciously pleasured, tossing her head
"~Oh.. oh.. Oh!" Her eyes shoot open
"Dusty?! Mala?! You saved my life! Come here!"
She pulls them both in for a hug.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.184266
184268 184269 184271
>>184263
And I don't have anything to do 1d8. It's either 1 hp or 2d8, or keep the healing potion and leave the zigger with 2.
>>184262
"Over them I can look
I shall try to let them to me not hook
But for some simple care?
Some time I can spare."
How many are we looking at?
>>184265
"GAK-"
Dust is pulled into a hug, unexpectedly
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184268
184271
>>184265
Mala moves in, prepared to receive the hug.

>>184266
Maybe I should make sure there's no Cure Light Wounds
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184269
184270 184276
large-3532484020.png
>>184266
Okay, 2d8 e_e
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184270
184276
>>184269
Better be dub 1s
Rosey "Posey" Ring
7b471a2
?
No.184271
184272 184276
6825228__safe_artist-colon-scraggleman_imported+from+derpibooru_oc_oc+only_oc-colon-floor+bored_earth+pony_pony_adoracreepy_animated_creepy_cute_dialogue_jumpsc.gif
>>184266
>Unexpected hug
Cute pony jumpscare
>And I don't have anything to do 1d8
If you concert a lvl 1 spell into a cure spell, it should do 1d8+5
>>184268
Mala is hugged
"Who's a good boy?"
Posey begins to rub Mala's belly
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184272
184273
>>184271
Mala's tongue hangs out. He'll roll onto his back if he can. He is rather fat and thickly furred. He kicks a hind leg out. His belly makes a gurgle, presumably from the bones Posey has been feeding him throughout the day.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
7b471a2
?
No.184273
184280
>>184272
Rolling to blow raspberries on the tummy (charisma check)
[1d20+6 = (18+6) = 24]
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.184275
184280
>>184259
"Of course they did, they had her ear. but enough of that for now. I'm sure that i can help both of you."
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.184276
184277 184279 184282
>>184271
I could, but Nimbus of Light is a spell I'd actually like to use, and it's my only level 1 slot.
>>184269
>>184270
You don't have to use it now you tard, but sure go for two 1's. Let's see how that works out for you.
>>184271
>>184262
Dust wriggles his way out of the hug as Posey is distracted. And looks at the griffon, ready to go attend to the prisoners.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184277
184278 184281
>>184276
Cavaliere escorts Dust back to the scene of the prior skirmish and keeps watch.

If we want to go to the village we need Fluffernoodle
Rosey "Posey" Ring
7b471a2
?
No.184278
184280
>>184277
If we're doing combat/exploration tonight, we need to start right now.
Otherwise, I might go to bed.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184279
184280 184300
>>184276
I appreciate your posture, but I'll say it again; these dice hate me like they hated Scones
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184280
184281 184282 184283 184284
>>184275
"That would be most appreciated" Tricky says

Sorrel:
"It's been a while since I was employed. I mean, well, aside from that job in Mareway, but even that was weeks ago."

>>184278
scrunch

We don't have Fluffernoodle. I don't really want to do combat without him

>>184279
Probably because you keep arguing with Posey and making one sentence replies

>>184273
"Hehe"

The gnoll has raspberries blown

He kicks his hind legs
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.184281
184286
>>184277
>>184280
How many injured we looking at here?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
7b471a2
?
No.184282
184285 184286 184289
>>184280
>We don't have Fluffernoodle. I don't really want to do combat without him
Understood. I wouldn't want to leave him out of it either. I like his characters and am curious to see how they will respond to the next scenario.
Maybe we should call it for the night. I have work tomorrow.
>>184276
Rolling to rub Dusty M's belly using magic
[1d20+6 = (10+6) = 16]
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.184283
184286
>>184280
"What did you do in Mareway?"
Anonymous
32c72dd
?
No.184284
184286 184289
>>184280
>prolly cuz
THATS NOT IT AND U KNOW IT REEEEEEEE
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.184285
184287 184289
>>184282
Oi! That beats my touch AC!
Dust's ears flick about wildly at the feeling of magic on his belly. He turns and shoots a glare at Posey.

I'm down to stop for the night. I've got a possibly very shitty day tomorrow and would like some good sleep.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184286
184287 184288 184289 184290 184298
>>184281
There are

Brie outright killed one
One got critted by a single shot by Garv, but technically should have been in the "dying" or "unconscious" stage
One was outed by Dust's flail
One was Stabbed by Posey's arm thing, then knocked flat the fuck out by Silver with an amount of damage that would have killed him outright if it were "lethal"
One was shot by Mala and then knocked out by Garv

Technically two went over by non-lethal damage, and two by lethal damage

>>184282
Also I wanted him to read from the notebook...

>>184281
>Tries to rub his belly
>misses slightly and rubs the wrong thing by accident

>>184284
Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that. It won't improve your luck

>>184283
"I had a roll as a cook, briefly, in Mareaway. At a diner." She answers

Tricky
"I was a clerk for a little while.. Not very dignified, but, there was work."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
7b471a2
?
No.184287
>>184285
Agreed.
Cavalier and Brie can still get eaten by monsters again if they would like to continue playing without us.
>>184286
>Also I wanted him to read from the notebook...
Well, if he shows up, he can read from it, and we can pick up on that tomorrow.

I must slumber soon.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
?
No.184288
184682
>>184286
Dust rolls his neck and gets to stabilizing.
This guy's dead
[1d20+13 = (14+13) = 27]
[1d20+13 = (10+13) = 23]
[1d20+13 = (10+13) = 23]
[1d20+13 = (12+13) = 25]
>the wrong thing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184289
184292 184295
>>184282
I'm tired too and staying up so late last night was a mistake. I don't want to do that next Saturday night.

>>184284
No, it is.

>>184285
Dust can't stop being molested.

>>184286
I don't see that one marine surviving being shot through the brain, at least as anything other than as a vegetable. The only reason I don't want double-crits insta-killing is because getting a years-old character killed randomly would suck. The 3x damage modifier is a good homebrew rule (assuming it would be 4x with a 3x weapon).
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.184290
184292
>>184286
"Oh thats the bee's knees, i cant cook at all"
He laughs
"A clerk huh? it might not be dignified, but its honest work."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184292
184293 184294 184355
>>184290
Tricky looks away
"I suppose... we couldn't stay there long, anyways. We're here now..."

>>184289
The Marine Garv shot had 19 HP, which is the same as a level 3 fighter with statistically average hit die. This is kind of high for an NPC enemy, but I think it fits for what I am trying to do. I figured the revolver would crit on a 20 and do 3x damage, which is the same as a Longbow. Please note that Crossbows crit on 19s and 20s, and do 2x damage. Garv's 2d6 damage did 7 damage, which is the exact statistical average of a 2d6 and I think the modal outcome. 3x7 is 21 damage, placing the marine at -2 HP. Death occurs at -10, giving the marine 6 rounds/1 minute to stabilize or die. It won a secret death saving throw the first round after, which would mean it stabilized and did not die, and in any case I think Dust or Silver would have gotten to him before the minute mark.

Is that unrealistic? Is that undesirable, considering that Garv not merely critted, but basically double critted? I don't know. Maybe the marine should be considered dead.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184293
>>184292
I vote liv
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184294
>>184292
I wish I was aware of the rules for Cavaliere's own weapon. His revolver is lifted from the D20 Modern ruleset, which provides a x2 critical. A x3 critical is very nice and of course I want to keep that statistic, but I don't know why it's lifted from the longbow. I don't want the marine to die, but a double-crit is special and rare enough to deserve a bonus (which is why exploding crits are such a popular house rule). I think a x4 critical would have led to the marine stabilizing at -9 HP, just barely clinging onto life.

It's up to you. None of this was communicated to me.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184295
>>184289
>no it is
We can adjudicate this now. Or we can avoid doing so. I advocate the latter
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184298
>>184286
>keep telling yourself that
Is this a sign of things to come? GM, this is YOUR danger sign
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184299
Please dont make the same mistake I made with Trump
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.184300
>>184279
It's tough
Rosey "Posey" Ring
101e8e7
?
No.184339
Rosey Ring picks up the rifles from the communists, and gives them to her Dreads. She gives each of them one of her clips of magical rifle ammo.
She takes back her melee weapons.
Anonymous
8d5511c
?
No.184341
184342 184349
Veritably, Garv Cavaliere, Silver Sword, Defiant Dust, Brie 86, and Kirafikiiirc return to the party, the latter carrying an unconscious white pony with hoof-cuffs about their 'wrists'. Brie has his hoof on his pistol, and a few fresh scuffs and scrapes to his fine armor wtf is Tenebrous, I want his suit.
Anonymous
e61ba6f
?
No.184342
184343
>>184341
>Brie 86
What happened to Brie 1, Brie 2, Brie 3, Brie 4, Brie 5, Brie 6, Brie 7, Brie 8, Brie 9, Brie 10, Brie 11, Brie 12, Brie 13-
Anonymous
8d5511c
?
No.184343
184346 184435
>>184342
We dont speak of them.

Im kidding.
For those unfamiliar, Brie ActungSechsig (86) is named after a particular episode of Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers. The crew runs afoul of mobster mice, and the team's resident pilot Monterey Jack - a notorious cheese lover - is forced to choose between "the best cheese ever" (a wheel of Brie, year '86) or save the lovely Gadget from a horrible cartoon fate. Ordinarily intoxicated by the mere smell of ANY cheese, let alone the best, Monty has to undergo a character breakthrough to save his friend.
Brie
8d5511c
?
No.184344
In background/game canon, I am attributing Monty's love of cheese to Brie's foster parent, who subsequently named him thus
Anonymous
7a4a417
?
No.184345
184356
>oc rolls over while petted
>doesn't know
>boom
^^

>>184194
At first, Vir expects to enjoy the belly rub like one would a massage but she doesn't. Instead, due to Flowercup's light touch and small hoof, it feels smiliar to a feather stroking her. Vir kicks the air and start to giggle.

"Heh heh, that tickles. Stahp!" She makes very weak attempt in her tickled state to remove the tiny hooves poking into her belly made of jelly.
Anonymous
7a4a417
?
No.184346
184347
>>184343
^^

That's a nice little back-story for the name. Now when I think about it, you do like making intricate names that have layers of meaning to them.
Anonymous
7a4a417
?
No.184347
>>184346
If I know who this is, that is. ^^
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184349
>>184341
Kubana Kirafiki, don't wear it out!
Rosey "Posey" Ring
101e8e7
?
No.184351
184356
Is all this ooc?

Anyway, Rosey Ring takes two of the rifles and gives them to her minions. She gives them magic ammo to fire with.

How much ammo is in a clip? 8 shots?

What kind of rifles are these?
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.184355
184356
>>184292
"Good, I'm sure Baltimare will treat you both better."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184356
184357 184358 184367 184539
>>184345
Uh... What do we not know?

poke poke
Flowercup smiles as she sits next to Vir and poke's at Vir's belly. She starts to rub in a clockwise, and then counterclockwise fashion.

>>184355
Tricky
"Well... I can't say it's been great. We still don't have jobs. Say, do you live here?" She tilts her head. "Or around here." And paws the floor. "I don't know, I can't say I know many ponies here."

>>184351
These rifles are fairly long, kind of heavy, have five round internal magazines, and attached bayonets. Wood furniture that has a groove below the action, a magazine that sticks out slightly, and of course a bolt action.

The magical ammunition is an entirely different type. It's an actual crystal modified to a hexagon shape; it will not fit an internal magazine.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
101e8e7
?
No.184357
184358
>>184356
>The magical ammunition is an entirely different type
Okay... I guess I'll just sell it.

Can we get Silver's reading of the journals?
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184358
184360
>>184356
>>184357
Oh right, Silver was going to do that just before Brie and Cavaliere got ambushed.

>I guess I'll just sell it.
Or...you could look into getting a magic rifle for your ammunition. Could be it would fit a Luna Nova rifle.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
101e8e7
?
No.184360
184362 184365
>>184358
>Or...you could look into getting a magic rifle for your ammunition.
Posey isn't proficient in guns. She prefers her bow.
Besides, +1 bullets wouldn't stack with a +1 weapon.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184362
184363
>>184360
>+1 bullets wouldn't stack with a +1 weapon.
They kinda should, only for the atk roll
Rosey "Posey" Ring
101e8e7
?
No.184363
184364 184365 184435
>>184362
Enhancement bonuses never stack.
+1 ammo is good for nonmagical guns.
Anonymous
32c72dd
?
No.184364
184371
>>184363
Contested.
The firearm is the delivery platform. A fine olatform is entitled to a bonus.
The ammunition is the force-potential, which could also be said to be entitled to a bonus. The bonus of the firearm wouldnt apply increased damage, but aiming/accuracy? Seems plain
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184365
>>184360
>>184363
Okay, so, a magic rifle is actually something completely different to a magically enhanced rifle. A magic rifle uses crystal ammunition instead of bullets to fire bolts of magic at enemies. They're primarily used by mage corps because of how difficult they are to produce, but their effectiveness in combat is unparalleled.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184366
Consider it in terms of armor-piercing (greentip) rounds from a well tuned sniper, versus plinking rounds from a casual hunting rifle (same calibur, better tool and ammo)
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.184367
184368
IMG_6194.jpg
>>184356
>Uh... What do we not know?
Pic related
"Yea i do live around here, i stay at the The Grand Baltimare Hotel"
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184368
184369 184372
>>184367
Tricky lights up, smiling, and Sorrel likewise moves a step closer.

"Oh, that sounds fancy."
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.184369
184373
>>184368
"Yea i guess it is pretty fancy, I Stopped paying attention to the décor inside awhile ago."
Anonymous
101e8e7
?
No.184371
184376
>>184364
What type of bonus is it then?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
101e8e7
?
No.184372
>>184368
Can we hear what the journals said tonight?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184373
184382
>>184369
She sits in front of Dark Star, smiling. Sorrel does not sit, but she does not back off either.

"Oh." Tricky pulls a hoof up near her mouth. "Too well to do to notice?"

Sorrel cautiously asks
"Are you... did you lose your home, too?" She asks, looking up towards Dark Star.

Tricky leans over and attempts to whisper with clear annoyance into Sorrel's ear:
"It's not polite to ask that"

Sorrel turns to her
"Just wondering..."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184376
184435
>>184371
Ostensibly, the rifle in question would have the precision bonus, and the ammo would have an enhancement bonus, if having to make the rules up on the fly
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.184382
184391
>>184373
"Yea i did, the princess seized it before the war."
He nods
"I was thinking about seeing if i could get you both a job there in the cafeteria."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184391
184409
>>184382
Tricky:
"A cafeteria, or a restaurant in a fancy hotel?" She asks, tilting her head

Sorrel:
"It's better than Factory work, or... well..." She sits down. "Begging."
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.184409
184485
>>184391
"They're the same to me. Its a lot better than factory work i would assume yea."
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184435
184443 184444
>>184343
Cool backstory and reference!

>>184363
>Enhancement bonuses never stack.
>+1 ammo is good for nonmagical guns.
Good to know. That's by 3.5e rules, though, and this game is becoming more homebrewed by the session.
>>184376
>Ostensibly, the rifle in question would have the precision bonus, and the ammo would have an enhancement bonus, if having to make the rules up on the fly
I agree with this one.

Cavaliere takes 10 (+7) to hogtie all the unconscious enemies, just to be safe. He also blindfolds them and plugs their ears.
Including the ties for the captive they took on the beach, how much rope has he used up?
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184443
>>184435
>this game is becoming more homebrewed by the session
Honestly kinda based. I think it's a good idea to use one of the D&D systems as your base, and then homebrew rules as you see fit in order to fit the game you're trying to play.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184444
>>184435
At first, Brie thinks the hog tying may be a bit excessive. But then he thinks of that weird sheep, the possessed ponies, the (cry) random pokemon,....

He says and does nothing.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184485
184488 184548
>>184409
"Well, I would say there is a difference between a restaurant and a cafeteria, but... Sure." She smiles

"You should show us some time." She says

Rosey "Posey" Ring
101e8e7
?
No.184488
184489
>>184485
I'm done.

Any chance we could see those journals tonight?
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184489
184493
>>184488
I hope so, but it will be a while if it is tonight
Rosey "Posey" Ring
101e8e7
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No.184493
>>184489
Oh, are you still typing it?
That's fine. Take all the time you need.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184529
184530
>>183257
High Sewn:
"Yeah yeah yeah, you've got Mr. 'he's cute to me'. It's not so easy at this age. There's different expectations, stallions are looking for younger mares... Things are different."
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
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No.184530
184531
>>184529
"But you're a successful businessmare! That has to be respected, right? All I've got is some music, otherwise I've got nuthin'."
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184531
184532
>>184530
"Well... It means I've been able to live without a stallion, which is better than I can say for when I was starting up in Canterlot. And you... It still took you what, less than a week to find a stallion? She holds her head up, slightly looking down onto Amber
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
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No.184532
184533
>>184531
Amber grins abashedly as she looks off to the side, then up at High Sewn. "But do you want to live without a stallion?" Worried about causing offense, she quickly adds, "Well of course there ain't nothin' wrong with not wanting that either, but, um, I would like to?" The last part is spoken in a small, shrill voice. She swallows and adds, "It was pure happenstance with how I got with Mustard. I think we were just fated. He'd never dated a filly and I'd never dated a colt…."
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184533
184534
>>184532
High Sewn:
"Oh, I've lived with stallions, well, a stallion before. I'd rather live without." She bends her head down and comes closer to Amber. High Sewn is a rather tall, and over all large mare. She must lean down to be even to Amber's level.

"Of course the two of you haven't. Sweet Naivety, and mistakes made. That's what all young love is comprised of, isn't it?"
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
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No.184534
184535
>>184533
Amber frowns, leaning back a little as if intimidated. "I don't think we've made a mistake. In fact, I've never been happier than I've been with him, and he really is sweet and good-hearted. Maybe you were just unlucky that one time?"
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184535
184536
>>184534
scrunchy
"I don't mean the whole romance is a mistake, though that is probably true. I mean the mistakes you will make within the romance. Of course he seems sweet and good natured. You're intoxicated on the feeling. When the sobriety finally kicks in, you'll start to see all of his faults, and probably a few of your own."
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
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No.184536
184537
>>184535
The squat mare's ears fold down. "I've noticed a few faults of his, and shown some of mine, too. Ain't helping each other overcome them part of the appeal? We can be better ponies for each other."
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184537
184543
>>184536
She smiles, and is silent for a moment

"Goodluck. May you fare better than the rest of us."
Anonymous
7a4a417
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No.184539
184542
>>184356
>Uh... What do we not know?
I meant myself. I didn't know belly rubbing was a thing. ^^
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184542
184550
IMG_6694.jpeg
>>184539
I know right?

Vir has asserted her dominance over the smaller, and presumably less fluffy filly, and has forced her to do the belly rubs.

But may continue the petting/rubs, proceed to dinner or new accommodations, or perhaps start out on a mini adventure
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
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No.184543
184570
>>184537
Amber crouches and looks up at High Sewn pleadingly. "You can't have resigned to being alone your whole life. You have to try. How can you know if you don't try your hardest?"
Dark Star
436040d
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No.184548
184570
>>184485
"For sure, i do need to get going for now though, I'll swing back by a little later and let you know how it goes."
Anonymous
7a4a417
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No.184550
184570
>>184542
Virgin catches Flowercup's hoof/hooves between hers but does so with the softness of a velvet pillow. She gives her smile.

"Thank you. You're really sweet," she says and stands up.

She walks to the door and gives them a wave.

"Then I'll be going now."
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184570
184571 184578 184582
>>184543
Somewhat scrunchy
“I’ve tried.” A two second pause,

“Anyways… you want to tell me about yours, then?” Leaning down and placing her knees on the table, and resting her muzzle on both hooves. “What is Mr. ‘Cute to me’ like, in more detail?”

>>184550
Flowercup:
squeaky

Heather:
“Where are you going?”

>>184548
Tricky
“Very well. We’ll see you.”
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
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No.184571
184572
>>184570
Amber looks off and back to Ms. Sewn. "Well, he's tall…'bout as tall as you, actually, but he really ought to eat more…er, don't let that fool you, he's stronger than he looks! He, uh, tries to be the best stallion he can be–maybe a little too hard, his ma has these funny expectations he's absorbed. If anything, he's too selfless, since he works to support his ma and sister and he is always askin' to do things for me. I've noticed he can be a little shy at times, but he's real bookish and could easily be an engineer in a few years." She giggles and blushes. "All that shyness goes away when you know him better. He loves touchin' and bein' touched."
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184572
184573
>>184571
High Sewn moves her head in closer, and a wide smile comes across her face

"Oh.... Touching?"
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
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No.184573
184579
>>184572
"Um, yes…." she replies in a small voice.
Anonymous
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No.184578
184579
>>184570
>Flowercup:
>squeaky
^^

>“Where are you going?”
"Well, hmm, I think..." Vir says, looks up, and puts a hoof to her chin. "That I'll... Go to the Blackhooves first cuz' their place probably have day opening hours, that I don't wanna miss. Can start there, have to go there anyway to ask about Hope's."

If you wish that I change this line, I can because to be honest, I'm not certain this is a line of thought that my character would come up with.
>int 8
GM Pony
6879ab5
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No.184579
184580 184581 184629
>>184573
Moving closer, and with an ever-widening grin, she turns her head, but keeps her eyes on Amber

Do telll.”

>>184578
“Oh, of course the traitors will have regular business hours.” She pauses a moment. “But… yes, you should look for your sister.”

Nah, it’s fine
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
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No.184580
184583 184584
>>184579
Amber sits back and runs her hooves through her mane, her face notably redder. "Oh, hehehe, I'm sure you know more 'bout touchin' other ponies than I do. I only know a little bit."
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184581
d4d324bdcee982f45681bbd7c0e69386-976815562.jpg
>>184579
>Brie's player waiting for a clarification, resolution, or distraction.
Dark Star
2134f1e
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No.184582
184583
>>184570
He trots over to the corner of the room and grabs what he came there for, his other jackets, and his saddlebag, he then says "See you mares around." Then walks back down the stairs
GM Pony
6879ab5
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No.184583
184590
>>184580
[1d3 = 2]

>>184582
They watch Dark Star as he walks up, takes his jacket, refuses to elaborate, and then leaves. Sorrel raises a hoof to wave to Dark Star as he goes.
GM Pony
6879ab5
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No.184584
184585
>>184580
High Sewn frowns, and moves back, turning her head away from Amber

“Which is?”
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
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No.184585
184586
>>184584
She still giggles and is too embarrassed to notice High Sewn taking umbrage. "Stallions love being touched…and love touching mares, but they don't get that experience all too often."
GM Pony
6879ab5
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No.184586
184587
>>184585
“Oh, more than you know.” She tilts her head. “What do you mean?”
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
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No.184587
184588
>>184586
"Well, according to Mustard, it's the stallion's job to make advances and 'get as much as he can' from a mare, while it's her job to act all coy and either reject his advances or accept them a little at a time. She can't act all briggity for reasons I don't quite understand yet."
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184588
184592
>>184587
"That's a bit... Imprecise. The mare is supposed to control the situation from beginning to end. It's the mare who starts the encounter by signaling that she is receptive. Aggression implies a lack of discernment, or perhaps, desperation."
Dark Star
a96cf9b
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No.184590
184667
>>184583
he waves then goes down the stairs to the bar
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184591
184678
We'll call this an anonymous Bluff check
[1d20+7 = (13+7) = 20]
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
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No.184592
184667
>>184588
"Maybe that's what he said. He wasn't aggressive if that's what you mean. I just didn't know anything about all of that."
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.184593
184594
"Brie, don't leave behind your Sterno cans. They are an Equestrian good and can be used as a clue."
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184594
>>184593
"Who is leaving behind? I only have the one! I admit to being flippant and less disciplined about describing myself putting them away as I do describing myself bringing them out, but I ASSURE you I have no interest in leaving evidence," he thinks for a moment about the face-stabbing. "Mostly no evidence, and can be assumed to police not only my affects, but my brass as well."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.184614
I suppose if there's a lull in the action, Silver would like to look through the diary pages and notes gotten off of the possessed ponies.
Brie
4ca0085
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No.184626
The bat is on standby, ostensibly with an active spot check but available for any skill checks that our current activity may allow for, though I would prefer to wait for a general prompt from GM before even beginning to 'move'.
Anonymous
7a4a417
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No.184629
184667
>>184579
Virgin scratches the back of her neck.

"Yeah, I'm not sure if I want them to know something or not," she says.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184667
184669 184670 184691
>>184629
She looks back towards Vir with sincerity

"What uh, what do you not want them to know?" She sits down. "Your connection with Hope's Anchor? They are the types of ponies to use your love against you. But I think it may be worth it, for a sister. I wish had your position. I mean, to be in a position to maybe help your sister."

>>184590
Dark Star has escaped their clutches. For now.

Glistening Glass looks back up towards Dark Star, says "Hey" an looks back down.

>>184592
"I see... well if you don't want to share, I won't pry."
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184668
>>184661
>Tika Masala
I am so tempted, but not about to complain about deleted posts, in retrospect
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
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No.184669
184671
>>184667
Amber blinks. "It's not that I want to keep anythin' from you, but I've never told anypony about it before. How can I know what's appropriate to say, and what would you like to know?"
Dark Star
f04ab9e
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No.184670
184671
>>184667
"Hey"
He walks over to the bar
"They were up there, i told them they could stay in the room,. you'll probably be seeing them around, keep an eye out for them alright? , make sure they don't get in any trouble"
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.184671
184672
>>184669
"Oh" She shakes her head, with something like a frown. "Don't worry about it." She raises a hoof to wave off Amber, then she paws it ear her mouth, and then moves over to her jacket and pulls out a set of cigarettes.

"I'm going to go out for a smoke" she says

>>184670
He looks up towards Dark Star again
"Sure." He raises his hoof and points it at Dark Star, then gives a wink. "I'll keep them out of trouble."
Amber Sunset
1f2bfe5
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No.184672
>>184671
"I'll keep an eye on the shop while you're outside," Amber replies.

And so she tries to sell more clothes to the ponies of Baltimare.
Dark Star
f04ab9e
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No.184678
184693 184714
>>184591
He laughs
"'I've got to go, See you later."
He shakes his hoof then heads back to the grand baltimare hotel
Rosey "Posey" Ring
42937db
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No.184681
184682 184683
"So, Father Defiant, what is it that first interested you in the art of exorcisms? Were you cursed? Was your family attacked by shamblers? Is it just your religious calling?" Rosey Ring says
"I think we got off on the wrong hoof. You see, in my home town, that is just how we greet ponies that we are interested in." (technically not a lie)
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.184682
184683
>>184681
>>184288
Kira: "D'awwwwwww, he's a father? What're your foals like, Dust?"

Silver: "That is...not quite what father means in this context. Anyways, would he not be shaman? He does not look like Celestialist."
Zoober
796d157
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No.184683
184685 184686 184700
>>184681
I don't think I could express how hard Dust scrunches at "father" if I tried. But rest assured the zeeb is very much scrunching at this."
"Yes our meeting was... Unorthodox
With you playing a sly little fox.

You ask of my past?
For you it I can tell
Your question a wide net casts
So I shall give it in a nutshell

In Zebrica my family abided
A small tribe on the edge of the fields
A wise shaman the entire tribed guided
And we all lived off what the earth yeilds

However one night by the light of Zanit's moon
Against voodoo we faced, and confusion was sewn
Although in night we could not tell, it was quite soon
That we realized our attacker was undead and bone

Although most escaped with their life
There are those who did not leave their fight
Although with distrust their tribe was rife
We quickly realized we could not stand on our might

A larger tribe to join we seeked
However this tribe would bring my fate
Although at the time we seemed quite meek
To my future this opened the gate

Shaman training I began
In the quiet aftermath
Although a peacekeeper was the plan
The gods expressed a unique path

Although revenge was not my goal
The fates aligned to give it so
And so the voodoo's final toll
Was my first striking blow

A shamans purpose stretches far and wide
Healers, leaders, soldier, all these things we trg
To say I am not a soldier means I have lied
But a soldier against the undead am I."
>>184682
Dust smiles at the silly Snej, and looks towards Silver
"A shaman is what my title be
How I am father I cannot see
Shamans are typically title free"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
a0f3fca
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No.184685
184692
>>184683
I commend you for the excessive effort you take to only speak in rhymes, when I'm too lazy to properly express Posey's European accent.

Posey slowly nods
"Tragedy. It is what leads most down the path of exorcism."
"I have studied Zebrican voodoo sorcery in detail, but I have never witnessed it myself. Some say the practice of reanimation first emerged in the haunted jungles of Zebrica. It must be dreadful."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.184686
184692
>>184683
Kira: "Awwwwwwwwwwww...I'm sorry about your village and tribe, Dust." She opens up her arms in an offering of a hug for Dust, if he so decides he needs/wants it.

Silver: "If it is any consolation, it sounds as if because of that event, you are now able to create much more good in this world."
GM Pony
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No.184687
184690

Silver opens the notebook to find multiple documents typewritten and evidently copied. Some are missing, but several are readable. The first document is titled:

Report of the Inspector Viimeinen kappale

“I, Inspector Viimeinen kappale, Affiant, was assigned to compliance inspections of rural villages on the Lifftauf District. On December 25, 1012, I approached the hamlet of Suon Reunalla, a remote indigenous farming settlement located a few kilometers west of the Kuninkaan Kyyneleet river. It lies between the edge of the Lifftauf forest and marshes that join the river, 50 kilometers to the southwest of Sleetfall, and 150 kilometers to the East of Frostbell. The last population census was 86.

Relevantly, the village was the closest settlement to an event on October 10, wherein a massive explosion occurred on the edge of the Lifftauf forest and the costal plains, resulting in a blast wave that could be heard as far away as Skynavia, and an unknown number of kilometers of leveled forest. Residents of Suon Ruenalla reported persistent tinnitus, presumably from hearing damage. The distance from the epicenter is eight kilometers.

The initial approach to the settlement revealed abnormality, as the village council was not there to great me as is custom. The village seemed normal, with chimney smoke and piles of firewood. Further examination revealed the entire settlement to be completely abandoned. Food was left on the table in one instance and in a boiled over pot in another. Beds were unmade and clothing occasionally strewn on the floor or even in the streets. Some doors were open, most were closed. One hut has burned down and was mistaken at a distance for a still burning stove. However, no sign of ransacking was noticed. What few valuables existed showed no signs of being removed, hidden, or searched for. There was no sign of packing for migration.

Eighty-one of the residents of the settlement were eventually found in a canal to the east of the village This paragraph has been redacted at the request of the Free Northern Communes Ambassador. I immediately went to Sleetfall to make contact with the authorities there.

Coming back to Suon Ruenalla, a greater investigation was performed. Symbols recognized and unknown were found on walls, food trays, trees, notebooks, bedframes, and other locations. Words and phrases in several known languages were found, all either nonsense or cryptic and of a pseudo religious nature.

A number of tracks were found leading into, and out of, the forest north of the settlement. Many tracks found did not correspond to known animal patterns, including three-pronged avian-suggesting tracks, dragging tracks implying insect or reptile, and tracks suggestive of massive hoof prints. A number of odd marks and tears were found on trees and logs, although how much of this was caused by or during the prior explosion is unknown. Layers of carbon black soot appeared to be disturbed. Further research is advised on this subject. In multiple areas, water that should have been consistently frozen was found to have melted and refrozen.

Of special interest was an emptied lake previously identified as beneath the point of atmospheric explosion. This area showed signs of fire and especially activity. The bodies of two ponies were found here, evidently dead from violence. At the exact ground zero was a large black object suggestive of a bee, or insect larvae. It appears to have previously given off enough heat to melt the surrounding frost, which has since refrozen. Coming into close physical proximity with the object for extended periods of time was noticed to cause migraines, and looking into any of the several black orbs presumed to be eyes resulted in The following paragraph has been redacted at the request of the Ambassador of the Free Northern Communes. It is unknown why this object was not recognized in the earlier examination of the site. It appears to be mentioned in the first report as a black object presumed to be a meteorite. Why an object so obviously interesting as a meteorite was not then sampled or examined closely is unknow. Perhaps it was then mostly buried under mud and water.”


This report appears to continue, but it is cut off here.
GM Pony
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No.184688
184690 184715
The second document is entitled "The Statement of Tapfere Vorhut to our Stalliongradian comrades."


"We here at the Skynavian Republic are in the interest of advancing the interests of communism worldwide to free all creatures. To this end, we have requested from you four thousand tons of fuel oil, two industrial lathes, two excavators, and three bulldozers. And to you, we have to give a magical creature of surely great power. Our own scientists have found that it has the power to influence others and to conjure things from nothing. See The Report of Science Officer Verenstein attached, and Interview with two survivors, also attached. We cannot extract the greatest possible value from it. For that, we need the scientists and the resources of the Stalliongrad Soviet, the wealthiest, most advanced, and strongest state among the Global Revolution. And when this knowledge is returned to us, we may possibly gain an advantage against our old enemies, The Republicans, reeducate the uneasy Snow Ponies, and prepare for a grand struggle with the ancient nemesis of the Archon in the Imperial City. Then, Griffinkind shall be free, and all the world, soon to follow."


The third document is titled "Notes of Commissar Black Heel. DO NOT DISTRIBUTE copy 3 of 10"


Relief ship Kostroma sent for important scientific mission in the Skynavia region leaving Ravensyoke harbor January 16 with a caretaker-science team to prevent the object from spoiling on the trip, and to gather what information from the object in transit. Of note among the science team are officers Star Fire and Lightwater, the former from the Petershoof Institute, the later a representative of the Arisian Communist Party.

Kostroma is sent out with relief cargo unloaded in Bluffhead, Icebreaker Verlassener Geist meeting us outside of the harbor. Left Bluffhead January 17 with Geist leading the way to Frostbell. Unloaded the remainder of the cargo in Frostbell, and continued to Sleetfall.

We were stuck in the town for two nights as we waited for the Skynavian team to join us. Sleetfall. Sleetfall is a horrid town, with only the cramped home of the mayor to keep us, and no restaurants or bars worth note. They brought the object on improvised log rollers, pulled by a team of snowponies and covered in tarps. Is this how things were done in Stalliongrad 50 years ago? The world wonders.

I’ve seen it. The object. I am not impressed. With its black hide, the unwillingness of the Skynavians to let us see its entire body, its giant teeth, it’s long, crocodile mouth, it’s evidence deceased status, and especially, its size and shape, I would say that we are looking at the carcass of a dead whale, certainly not some beast we have captive. I know it is not good manners to accuse ponies, and particularly our Skynavian allies, of conning us, but if this were an outright purchase and I had say, I would have refused. We would provide aid to our Skynavian allies anyways, however."

Ponies report feeling uncomfortable near it, or having bad dreams in its presence. I can understand why. It's creepy, especially if you've never seen a dead whale before. But I doubt it was worth the trouble."


The third document is titled, "Report of Science Officer Star Fire"


"Entity stored in cargo hold three, temperature kept at a constant 3 degrees Celsius. Entity resembles an animal, albeit one adapted for some unknown, alien world. Comparisons to the carcass of a dead whale, or to a giant bee are apt. By all accounts it seems to be dead, and has no detectable heart rate. A static electricity-like effect causes approaching it to feel uncomfortable. Its hide feels plastic, and gives way to the touch. Junior officer Patient Pipette attempted to cut into the hide with a scalpel, which was ineffective, and then approached later with a cutting tool. Office Pipette produced a melted cutting tool, and swore that the entity had done it. This is consistent with what has been reported of the entity. See attached document AUTOPSY REPORT. She refused to collect a further sample. Magic detectors as well as radar detectors confirm the emanation of multiple varieties of magic and electromagnetic energy from the entity. Light Water was fascinated with the magical energy, and tested amplification."


Document five is short, titled "Star Fire Report Addendum"


"I awoke this morning to great revelation. The griffin Philosophers are correct.

Subjects do not conform to objects, but objects conform to subjects. “The thing in itself” is an illusion. Representation is but the product of the will, and subjects are themselves simply points within this greater will. But a few, tiny few subjects have wills of their own. And with these wills, they can control the representation, and thus, objects.

Do you understand what this means? With a sufficient will, you can bend reality itself."

GM Pony
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No.184689
184690
Document six is titled:

The Dream Journal of Professor Light Water

“It showed itself to me in my dreams last night. It came to me in the form of a sea goddess of my homeland. A giant, kraken like creature I recognize from the stories and prints from my chickhood. It could have taken any form. It chose that form because it wanted to impress me. It was surprised when I was not impressed. I was lucid. I told it that gods do not exist. It expressed shock and protested that somehow it knew gods existed, a behavior not unlike that of rustics when you meet them. I explained to it that there was no such thing. Whatever alicorns, draconequuses, or the like may exist, I need not call them “gods,” and I care not what beings my ancestors made deals with. To my surprise, it took to this concept quickly, understanding atheism, and why all faith in gods must be eliminated.

I recognized in its speech that belief that inequality is inherent in nature which is so often repeated by those who do not know better. I explained to it that different creatures have different qualities, but these qualities do not equate to moral worth. One can never derive ought from is, in any event, and morality must be socially constructed, as it is not inherent in nature. It expressed skepticism, but consumed my ideas ravenously, and was quick to comprehend. Modern philosophy is alien to it, but not unwelcomed.

I explained to it the problem of education, and how creatures are molded by their environment, and cannot easily modify their behavior, nor way of thinking, to a more enlightened state. I compared this old way of thinking to its own preconceptions, which are so similar to those of rustics, yet which the visitor to my dream so open mindedly reconsidered. I explained how I wish there were more like it – him, her, it, they. As we conversed, it felt like hours, it changed form, from a kraken, to an alicorn, to a fluffy mare. And it sat their and listened. The questions it asked were like those of a child. But a curious child is much wiser than the close minded military general, priest, or businessgriff, in any case. I will admit I was disappointed that it did not profess to come from a more enlightened culture, as hoped, and in fact found my own views to be the refreshing change.

I explained to it the promise of science and technology, and of the advances in the sciences, arcane, physical, and biological. It professed ignorance of science generally but claimed a special power to manipulate matter. I explained to it the troubles that beset us – famine, disease, war, and in general, want. It had heard of these ideas before, even if it could not articulate their nature to me. It said it could help. It could help all of creaturekind.

It could manipulate the scenery of my dream at will, to be sure, and I took pleasure in explaining the scenes it took from my memories to it. Who else could I show Mount Aris, or the bottom of Tenneris Atoll, or the fruit trees behind my grandmother’s house, or the Palace of the Soviets, all in one day, and they respond in befuddlement to all of it?

When I awoke, I felt sadness, as the most refreshing conversation I had in my life to that point had come to an end. But there was comfort too, as it was still with us, and waiting to come to me again the next time I closed my eyes. What I saw was real. And I know that I can make if not a full, converted communist of this visitor to our world, at least a fellow traveler.

The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.184690
184694 184697 184700 184708 184740
>>184687
>>184688
>>184689
Silver: "Чертовы идиоты. All of these warning signs, and yet they still sought to acquire it in this trade deal between Stalliongrad and Skynavia. They wanted to use it to spread communism, forcefully convert those nonbelievers to their ideology. They wanted to harness its ability to control minds. Seems as though it was not nearly as dead as they thought, and it managed to turn its powers against Kostroma crew with this Light Water's help. That is what they were talking about over radio, mentioning Light Water and his puppets." Silver reads through it again, hoping to gain more insight. "This is good information to have. Looking at it, or being in its presence, seems to induce feeling of unease and migraines. We will have to fight that feeling if we are to be successful in our aim to vanquish this being. I wish they had not redacted some of this report, though maybe when we find survivors we may ask them what looking into its eyes results in. I am most worried about this report from Star Fire. Hopefully our weapons will be more effective than scalpels or cutting tools. Perhaps use of magic will be needed to pierce its hide. It also seems to lack much in way of understanding of our world. Assuming it has not pulled information from minds of those it is controlling, we might use this to its advantage. It might not be able to know what sorts of tactics we might plan or use."
Anonymous
7a4a417
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No.184691
184714
>>184667
>But I think it may be worth it, for a sister. I wish had your position. I mean, to be in a position to maybe help your sister.
Vir nods along to this.

>Your connection with Hope's Anchor?
"No," she says and looks to the side. "More that she change her mind on the way. Wouldn't it be funny if she actually settled down in some nearby church. Hehe."

She pauses and then looks up.

>hey are the types of ponies to use your love against you.
"Ah, I didn't consider that they would use our connection against me but as you say, I kinda have to go. I don't really know... How would you approach if you were me?"
Dust
796d157
?
No.184692
184700 184712
>>184685
>I commend you for the excessive effort you take to only speak in rhymes
Are you kidding me? That's the best part of playing a zebra
Dust nods solemnly at Posey
"According to rumors
Voodoo methods are crude
We have heard of ponies
Whose methods must cease
At the risk of sounding rude
Their existence is like a tumor.

Voodoo summons are like a foal's creation
Mishapen and falling to peices while few can stop them
It seems pony summons are of more education
Their work is much neater than even a dressmakers hem."
>>184686
Dust decides to take Kira up on her offer. Her hugs are kind of addicting at this point.
He seems to seriously think about what Silver has said
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184693
184696
>>184678
>am confuse
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184694
>>184690
Okay, reee, I have a totally different meta take when this gets told to Brie, but it hasnt yet, so Ill just wait.
Anonymous
f04ab9e
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No.184696
OIP.jpeg
>>184693
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184697
184700 184712
>>184690
"I hope you wouldn't mind indulging me in a word for word account. What you have said has left me with more questions than I am particularly interested in stringing together one at a time."
Brie wants to be able to be able to not metafag. I'll assume Silver obliges, for simplicity.
"Very clever. While I won't even begin to speculate on the nature of this,... well what do you call it when the Sallion's own account is inconsistent. I'll just say "the odd bug", well it's using tactics basic to Con artistry. It begins by deducing an increasingly appreciable appearance. Not entirely sure what a Kracken is (sounds like a snack) but morphing from an alicorn into a unicorn seems like a deescalation, except this is all supposed to be a dream? If working with a group, you would start with an asshole who eventually leaves, but the con is done by the nice guy. In any case, the "odd bug" is very quickly assimilating the viewpoint of this Professor, and the only reason one does that is either in situations of extreme survival, or when one is planning a double-cross. Or both."
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184698
184700
"I can try to attempt to rephrase,.... When one wants to pull a fast one on somepony, if you can trick them into thinking that you are buying what they are selling, especially from an initially 'oppositional' stance, they will pften dostract THEMSELVES from what you are actually doing. It's the principle behind the Cantor-City-Shuffle (Kansas City Shuffle), where they look right while you go left."
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184700
184701 184712
>>184683
>>184692
"'Bad creatures need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good creatures should look on and do nothing.' The situation when that sentence was coined was quite different but it most certainly applies today. I am sorry about what happened to your village but you are now uniquely suited to fight that type of evil."

>>184690
"Those who are ideologically fanatical, or sufficiently greedy, can and often have put into motion the engine of their own destruction. I must ask, what is 'it' we're speaking of? It sounds like a strange creature, and from what you said we may have to use explosives."

>>184697
>>184698
Does Brie speak Severyanan? My character knows only the info Silver has shared.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184701
>>184700
Brie does not, but we can assume someone clarified such that it isnt meta for him to assert wrt the seduction/con artistry
Anonymous
6753593
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No.184704
184705 184706
Even beneath his bodysuit, Brie somehow appears to pale as a thought dawns on him.
"We have to find the airship, NOW! This thing controls minds, like a radio right? With an airship it could... Night Mother be with us...."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184705
184706
>>184704
Yes, he/I am monologuing for a moment.
"All this foriegn alien/demonic shit was distracting me, this is a hostile takeover! I'm fuzzy on alot of the details, but if I were this Traveler thats been described - quite possibly this bug/alligator thing - I would want to get to as large a population center as quickly as possible. Instant army of thralls! Whats the largest population center in all of Equestria?" He finishes rhetorically.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184706
184709
>>184704
"From what we know the airship is not repairable. However, if it can use a radio to extend its reach that would be a new cause for concern."

>>184705
"That would be Manehattan."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184707
184710 184712
An important detail that I did not mention is that the third post, "Light Water's Dream Journal" is written in the ponish language.

Just assume that Silver read out verbatim the other documents, rather than wait six hours for his player to confirm it.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184708
184712
>>184690
(In sequence,...)
"Radio Captain Water immediately!"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184709
184712
>>184706
"Perhaps, lets HOPE it (the airship) isn't repairable or we may ALREADY be doomed. But even Stalliongrad is liable to have at least ONE decent mechanic, and depending on the damage, even I might be able to repair the devices. I was kinda hoping to,... and steal it,..."
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184710
184711 184714
>>184707
I won't get into just how long this would take on a time critical mission. I don't mind requiring players to summarize info only their characters would understand, but in a PBP campaign it can get frustrating so let's just hoof-wave it.

"However immature and malleable this thing is, it has no qualms about using intelligent creatures as mere pawns to control. It will need to be taught the error of its ways, one way or another."

Poor Kultainen and Jakala
Anonymous
eff6a2f
?
No.184711
>>184710
This can be said to be an in-transit discussion
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184712
184716 184717
>>184707
I would assume Silver would share the contents of the letters he just read for the benefit of the non-Severyanan speakers in the party, yeah.

>>184692
happy snek noises

>>184697
Kira: "Oh, krakens are like giant squids! I've heard they're responsible for sinking ships in the deepest parts of the ocean. I sure am glad none tried to sink the ship I was on when I came to Equestria."

Silver: "This thing - which Light Water is now confirmed to be the originator of its 'Our Fellow Traveler' name - seems to be primarily interested in knowledge, both receiving and giving it. From Posey's experiment earlier with Sea Stone, however, it only knows how to pass on this knowledge by assimilating minds of others into itself. It mentioned not knowing death, but perhaps our, uh...actions, might have given it that little kernel of information to ruminate on." Silver motions to the body of the pony Brie finished off. "It transforming within Light Water's dream was likely way to appear more pleasing or comforting to this hippogriff rather than coming to him in its base form, and it changed form as it learned how Light Water thought. Learning he did not believe in gods, it changed away from 'godly' forms to more normal one in form of mare."

>>184700
Silver: "Clearly, it is something not from this realm. It likely is not supposed to be in this realm, with how much discomfort just being near it causes. We do have some frag grenades. Perhaps we can shove some down its mouth if it has one, or perhaps some other orifice. I doubt its insides are as durable as its outside."

>>184708
>>184709
Silver: "May I ask why we should radio mad scientist? And what is it you are planning to do with airship?"
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184714
184717 184741 184778
>>184691
She blinks

"I don't really know." She says. Then she nods

"Do what you have to."

>>184678
It's not a terribly shorty walk, and the weather is chilly, but it isn't a very long walk either. He makes his way there, once again finding himself at the entrance

>>184710
So reading a few pages of the first presumably honest first hand account of the antagonist you're dealing with is too much time, but getting into PvP over feral livestock isn't?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
Anonymous
dff9bfa
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No.184715
184717 184718
>>184688
Rosey Ring gives a slight chuckle at the story, pointing a hoof
"A classic tale. You can even see the point where the writer lost his autonomy and surrendered to the will of his new master. The communists really believe in equality over all else, to the point where they refuse to acknowledge cataclysmic differences in willpower, and that was their undoing this time." she says, smiling calmly
"These communists came across the cadaver of a creature of unknowable power, and they were so quick to exploit it for their own ambitions that they did not even consider if they had the personal power to contain it, let alone control it. It is a rooky mistake, one that has spelled the downfall of many great mages, including the master of my master...." she says, reminiscing, before her eyes start back and fourth and she changed the subject away from her master
"Since these communists were not able to control the Traveller, it controlled them. Perhaps the Traveller was sincere about its belief of equality and the magic of friendship, or perhaps it was lying to deceive them so that they would surrender their minds. Nevertheless, their contact was doomed from the start: being of such strong will who lurk beyond the void will always dominate those beneath them. In their nightmarish home, reality is an opinion: it is only through force of will and altering their surroundings that they are able to have any degree of autonomy, or even survive at all. When brought to divinely morphic worlds like ours, aberrant entities of sufficient power will act same as they did in their homeworld. The concept of friendship based on equality may have perhaps been appealing to it, as it is something so alien to its horrible world, but even if it has genuine intentions, the result is the same, as their difference in power was to great between them, even if the communists captured its alien heart. Scorpions never change their nature." She concludes
"I believe that The Traveller would not bluff the scale of its powers. If my speculation is correct, it may be something as powerful as a quasi deity, or an entity of similar power, but it has most likely regressed into dormancy for its journey and the subsequent trauma of the arrival. It may become a threat to this entire realm of it is allowed to grow to its full power and reshape reality to its will."
She puts her chin up
"I, for one, will not stand for an unwelcome immigrant to dominate and bend this world to its will. I intend to stop it, exhausting the full extend of my powers if I must do so, even if it has nothing to do with the mission."
She looks to the party
"Will any join?"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184716
184717 184718
>>184712
>mad scientist
No, Im talking about Captain Shoal Waters, who contracted us for this mission, and gave the radio to Silver (we had a moment about it). "This is beyond national powers and economic rivalries. Tell our Captain that our opposition force is an entity of unknown origin, likely to be targeting a major population center using the airship," Brie's brain is going a mile a minute now.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184717
184718 184719 184725 184775
>>184712
"I would prefer something with more potency. There might be something on that ship. It had a laboratory…." He turns to Defiant Dust. "Your knowledge of chemistry and alchemy is very useful. Could you fabricate some explosives if you had access to equipment?"

Also rolling knowledge (arcana) in case Cavaliere knows of magic that allows such total domination of other living beings: [1d20+7 = (10+7) = 17]

>>184714
It is but I didn't participate in that.

>>184715
"So it seems you are confirming that the controversial philosophers, often lumped together as the 'anti-rationalists', were correct that reality is malleable to the whims of the few who can control it?" He pauses, and continues, "I agree with you that if this is true, then we can't let our reality be controlled by the vicious and mad." nevermind that Posey is both vicious and mad

>>184716
"Any radio transmission we make could be overheard, and if a Stalliongrad vessel intercepts it then they'll know we'll have uncovered their secret and will rush to stop us. New Mareland is hours away from any help, and if they tried it could trigger a conflict. No, we should avoid any calls until we are close to leaving, not just for our sake but for that of the griffons and the airponies. The responsibility rests on us today."

And finally,
"We should make our final plans once we've spoken to the Commissar. It's best not to rush into anything now."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184718
184725
>>184715
Silver: "You will hear no objections from me."

Kira: "Yeah! Let's stop this thing!"

Silver: "Let us first meet with surviving communists, see if we can form joint plan of attack to get aboard that vessel."

>>184716
>>184717
Oh, right right. Sorry, it can be confusing at times with names in this setting.

Silver: "That is likely good idea to wait to contact them. Let us save for emergency, such as if it becomes imperative that Kostroma must be destroyed, political consequences be damned. We should keep our camera ready, however. We should take any pictures we can of our adversary and its summons for proof."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184719
184721
>>184717
Cavaliere knows that there is at least one, and probably several, forms of magic that would allow someone to dominate another.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184721
184722 184730
>>184719
Posey knows much more about magic, and is especially familiar with the magic of domination that vampires love to spam at anything that moves. Rolling to see if she can recall anything specific.
Arcana
[1d20+11 = (2+11) = 13]
Spellcraft
[1d20+16 = (19+16) = 35]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184722
184724
>>184721
Such magic doesn't exist but if it did exist she would know how to do it.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184723
(also Posey experienced an attempt by the traveller to dominate her first-hand)
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184724
184742
>>184722
It does exist though.
It even exists in the show. Both Sombra and Glimmer used such magic.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184725
184734
>>184717
>>184718
Currently outvoted, but not in agreement, Brie bites his tongue.
To Garv:
"It may not matter if our communication is intercepted. It may be that all of Stalliongrad is compromised, trending toward greater Equestria!"
To Silver: "Remember, our mission parameters are the airship and the marines. If I'm RIGHT, the airship is the key to saving/dooming Equestria. While contracted for 10 marines and some sensitive equipment, we're beyond the pale here. Its not about what we were tasked with anymore, but IMo our first responsibility is containment, which means disabling the airship."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184730
184732
>>184721
Posey has seen Vampire magic used, has seen the Traveller's domination, and can quickly discern this much:

The enchantment magic that Posey is familiar with has a kind of quality of refinement to it. It's honed and purpose made to control minds in various kinds of ways. What Posey has seen here lacks that kind of refinement, subtlety, or efficiency. This is something more akin to brute force. Something more powerful. It uses a diverse array of forms of magic, almost like using multiple weapons at once to see what sticks. The subjects under it are left in an odd state, where they have knowledge they would not otherwise have, are physically shaking, eyes tremble and have other physical problems, though that might just be from their master neglecting the need of the controlled subjects for warmth and water, and they speak in gibberish as if they were insane. Posey can tell that the dominant energy is physic. It's as if the Traveller is extending a portion of its own consciousness into the controlled subjects.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184732
184750
>>184730
So it's not a specific spell then.
Can it be countered? Does it have a specific range? AoE? Duration? Other limitations.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184733
184750
Also.
Most domination supernatural abilities abilities, including Posey's own gaze, have a 24 hour cooldown after an opponent has successfully resisted once. Posey has already resisted the Traveller's domination today, and did so with a Nat 20. With that check, can Posey discern that she cannot be dominated by the Traveller for the next day?
If she knows this, she can act strategically.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184734
184735 184740
>>184725
Silver: "Perhaps, but it could also simply decide to try to unbeach Kostroma. It could attempt to summon enough of these monstrosities to push ship off back into water, and from there sail to Stalliongrad."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184735
184738 184742
>>184734
"Okay, I'll accept that by sea theyre less of an existential threat. Shall we eliminate by air? Lets put it differently. How co.fortable would you be with ME being able to mind control a seemingly unlimited number of ponies in a given vicinity? Now imagine this 'me' might have an airship." He ends his mini-tirade with a "is there still a question" shrug.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184736
184737 184738
Diplomacy [1d20+3 = (20+3) = 23]
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184737
>>184736
Oh now nat 20 ...
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184738
184739 184740
>>184735
>>184736
Damn, a nat 20 goes a long way towards convincing Silver. He has just two concerns left, and if there's a satisfactory answer for them then you can count him as being convinced:

1.) "Who is to say he has limited range to be able to control or convert others? As he grows in power he might be able to extend his influence further and further beyond."

2.) "Airships are not especially sturdy creations. Put few rounds into its hull and it will go up in flames."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184739
184745
>>184738
>1
"Idfk! The mind control I know of deals with broken mares and questionable substances!" Brie is no help on item 1
>2 "I WANT to share your confidence. Perhaps some tea,"
Shall I do the tea ceremony again?
"Silver, dont be naïve. I came on this mission cuz, Iwant the airship; I can't be the only one.
But it also seems that one of the vying partoes is an ELDRITCH FUCKING HORROR....
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184740
184742 184744 184745 184750
>>184734
"It is more likely that it has more nefarious means. The creature is supposedly immobile and dormant, for now. If it is from the Far Realm, is was likely used to warping reality around itself than moving with its own strength, and it still needs to adapt its body to this realm to move freely, not to mention the trauma it would have experienced upon impact. It may be need fuel to complete itself or return to its full power, and the psychic energy of ponies may be that source of fuel. My hypothesis is that it is feeding off of its thralls, and its current priority is drawing more thralls towards itself, until it collects enough energy to pupate and complete its metapmorphosis. Once it does that, it should be free to fly or teleport wherever it wishes, and reshape this entire realm to its will."
She pauses
"New thralls may also include us. It may be drawing us into a trap, to feed off of us and thus complete . I have already resisted its influence once. Shielding my mind from aberrant madness was part of my training, but the rest of you may not be so lucky if you draw too close.... At close range, its mental domination will be its most potent weapon."
>>184690
>Hopefully our weapons will be more effective than scalpels or cutting tools. Perhaps use of magic will be needed to pierce its hide.
"The object was able to withstand impact after falling from atmospheric height, and it has demonstrates resilience against extreme heat and cold, as well as resistance to mundane physical damage. From this, we know that it possesses at least some form of supernatural damage reduction in addition to energy resistance, if not total immunity." She says
"However... So long as it is a living thing, it can be killed. With no ability to move on its own, it cannot evade my touch. If I only hold my open hoof to its snoot, I can use my blackweave powers to rot from the inside out. No damage reduction, energy resistance, or spell resistance would save it from my touch."

She produces a flower from her bag and holds it between her hooves. The flower begins to warp and grow pestilent black spots and fade in color, before it withers and rots away entirely

"However..." She says
"It should still able to retaliate with supernatural means, even if it is immobile. I will need help defending myself against its summons or other attacks, if I am to get close enough it."
>>184738
Diplomacy does not work on PCs any more than charm would.
Anonymous
7a4a417
?
No.184741
184750
>>184714
Virgin nods, gives them both a look, and says, "Yes, see you both later," before exiting the door she came from.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184742
184743 184744
>>184724
It was a joke regarding your rolls.

>>184735
"It's already part of our mission to ensure no part of the airship is operational."

>>184740
"That is an odd skill to have, but it should prove useful."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184743
>>184742
"If the creature is still immobile when we face it, I may be able to solve this problem with only one touch. Hopefully we can find it before it completes its metamorphosis."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184744
>>184740
>>184742
"Our mission was to remove the airship and tech from the Stalliongradii. I wont lie, stealing the airship has been on my.mind from the beginning. No better way of denying Stalliongrsd than taking for ourselves (he means Myself). But this.gpes beyond"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184745
184746 184747 184756
>>184740
Kira: "Aww. Poor flower..."

Silver: "Protect you while you kill it? I think we can do that."

>>184739
Silver: "I am not so certain we would be able to fix it just like that, otherwise it is something Navy ponies would have already done. But, if that is your aim, there is no better way to ensure it than to kill Traveler. It removes eldritch threat and communist threat at same time. Something tells me after this event, these communists will want nothing to do with this island and will only want to get back home."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184746
184748
>>184745
"It really pains me to say, but I suspect the commies are bystanders to this just as we are. "Fixing it" seems secondary to "preventing its spread"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184747
184751
>>184745
"An immobile creature cannot dodge or defend itself from attack, and I could pump raw entropy directly into its core. A living creature can be affected by my powers. So long as it is alive, and not undead or constructed, my powers should affect if." She says
"One touch. A boop-de-grace, you could call it." she concludes

I haven't had the chance to coup-de-grace a non-trivial enemy with a weaponlike spell attack in a long time. I am so excited for this.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184748
184749
>>184746
"Stalliongrad has a tendency of bullheadedly pushing its policy forward no matter the pony cost. If we leave this entity here, they will bring it to the mainland as a matter of time. Let's not let their folly bring about any further consequences."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184749
>>184748
"Stalliongrad hasn't had a potential hivemind. Imagine what would happen if Communism worked, cuz pony individuality were vanquished." Brie shudders involuntarily
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184750
184752 184756
>>184741
"Come back for dinner, maybe?" Heather says

But Virgin is able to leave the room

>>184732
>Can it be countered?
It can at least be shut out under certain circumstances
>Does it have a specific range
Probably, as it hasn't been noticed before they arrived on the island
>AoE
Area of Effect? Wouldn't that just be Pi multiplied by the range squared?
>Duration
It hasn't ended yet
>Other imitations
Baring certain channels, it's a slow cook

>>184733
I want to say yes, but I feel like this would have horrific unforeseen consequences

>>184740
y u make noodle sad
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184751
184756
>>184747
If Posey touched herself and poured this spell into herself, would it kill her?
Anonymous
7a4a417
?
No.184752
184753
>>184750
"I wouldn't miss it," she cheers back.

Vir attempts to navigate her way out of the church and back out on the streets.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184753
184754 184756 184758 184760
glen-coe-scottish-highlands_1048944-12812734[1].jpg
Flapping sounds, and a set of griffins fly down back into view. One of them says "what was that?" While others shout in a foreign language. A single "Baa" is heard from the mist, and Mala walks over towards the corpse of the dead sailor.

The sun hangs low on the southwestern horizon, and as the party walks the hill and closer to the old village, the southwestern hill that marks the southwestern edge of the island casts a long shadow, dramatically darkening the dull, brown-green grass. A light, but chill wind blows, and with it, the fog eases.

>>184752
Vir goes outside to see the large, concrete neoclassical structure of the bank across a small park within a roundabout with a statue in the center that has been planked up, evidently for repairs. Going into the city, there is a department store on one corner, a cinema in another, and then a few buildings with restaurants and shops in mixed use buildings before endless rowhouses start to dominate.
Anonymous
7a4a417
?
No.184754
184755
>>184753
Nice description.

Vir goes up to the nearest creature and asks them, "Excuse me, sir/ma'am. Do you know where the Blackhooves hold up?"
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184755
184757
>>184754
Roll Gather Information. Wisdom Modifier
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184756
184760 184761
>>184745
>Poor flower...
Posey draws another flower and gives it to Kira
"Every flower withers eventually. Their fleeting, ephemeral nature makes them all the more beautiful."
>>184750
>It can at least be shut out under certain circumstances
>I want to say yes, but I feel like this would have horrific unforeseen consequences
I can't think of any, except that players who succeeded would be able to approach it with a degree of confidence that they resisted it.
The alternative might be the suggestion that this monster has an (Su) domination ability that it can just spam every minute/round until we eventually fail our saves even if we initially succeed, and imho that is a little bit unfair as far as monster design goes, especially since all the other characters besides the Cleric have lower Will saves than Posey, but if that's how it is, bring it on, I'll fight whatever it is..... Also muh nat 20.
>>184751
No. She is undead, not alive. It would heal her. Charnel touch can only damage living things.
Also, it's not a spell. Charnel Touch is an (Su) ability, but she could also deliver a spell alongside it. My idea was to coup-de-grace what appears to be an immobile living creature with a negative energy touch attack that should bypass damage reduction, hardness and energy resistance.
>y u make noodle sad
I just really like the "withers a flower in her grasp" aesthetic. It makes me feel like a powerful Necromancer, even if I still can't cast animate dead. It also fits my death/flowers theme. Rosey Ring always has her pockets full of Posies, just so she can do that trick.
>>184753
>A single "Baa" is heard from the mist
Oh good, Mary is okay. We can go get her after we defeat the traveller. Unless Kira would like to go track her down now.
>The sun hangs low on the southwestern horizon
"We must go soon, before the cold arrives."
Anonymous
7a4a417
?
No.184757
184761
>>184755
[1d20+2 = (4+2) = 6] Info
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184758
184759
>>184753
"We had company. We will be investigating the village which looks occupied. I recommend that you stay here and out of sight."

Is there a place where the griffons can seclude themselves?
Anonymous
dff9bfa
?
No.184759
>>184758
They could probably fly to the lighthouse.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184760
>>184756
Kira: "I know, but...it still seems mean to shorten a life like that for little reason. Even if it is just a flower."

Kira takes the offered flower, and pins it in her mane. She smiles at the unknowingly undead mare.

>>184753
Kira leads the party towards the village (hopefully) safely, deciding that they can go find the sheep after they deal with the Traveler.

Kira: "It sure does look different from home..."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184761
184762 184764
>>184757
The first little pony, a brown earth pony stallion on the street near the department store, says "Why would you ever want to do that?" And when pressed, says, "No, I don't know where they are

>>184756
Okay, so Posey is aware that Charnel touch not merely can't kill everything, but can actually heal some things
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184762
184763
>>184761
>Okay, so Posey is aware that Charnel touch not merely can't kill everything, but can actually heal some things
Yes, she is well aware of the limitations of the lvl 1 basic weak attack that she uses in every encounter. She just proposed it as a way to deal with an immobile yet living creature that supposedly resists physical damage.
I guess there's a nonzero chance that this thing could be undead, based on its description. Let's see if Posey knows this:
Religion
[1d20+11 = (17+11) = 28]
And Arcana, in case it's a construct or other creature that is immune to necromantic effects
[1d20+11[
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184763
>>184762
Arcana
[1d20+11 = (5+11) = 16]
Anonymous
7a4a417
?
No.184764
184765
>>184761
Well, shucks, Vir thought. Maybe Celestia can help me?

She turns her gaze towards the sun. She stares at it intently, beseeching it for answers... She turns away and rubs her closed eyes.

Buck that hurt.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184765
184766
>>184764
The sun hangs in the sky just a little to the southwest.

It's probably best not to stare at it.

Celestia does not reveal the secrets.
Anonymous
7a4a417
?
No.184766
184767 184769 184771
>>184765
Vir let's her gaze wander over the masses before her. She scans them with her skinhead denominator. She is sure that one natzhe pig can guide her to another. [1d20+2 = (16+2) = 18] Search
Anonymous
7a4a417
?
No.184767
>>184766
>denominator
Is not the right word but I can't find the one is it. You probably knwo tho.
Anonymous
ef99a51
?
No.184768
1730955455760862.gif
Bats in spot check.
>EEEEEEEEEEEEE
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184769
184771
>>184766
Target aquired

Vir spots her prey. A soldier in a beige uniform, walking down the street a little ways up, next to another one. He has on a cattlemare's hat, and a rifle with bayonet slung across his back
Anonymous
7a4a417
?
No.184771
184773
>>184766
Vir thanks Celestia in her head for all the recent luck she has had with spotting things.

>>184769
She skips merrily over to them, forgetting in her happiness of finding them that she kinda hate their guts. Oh well.

"Hey, you guy look like Blackhooves. Could you point me to your,,," Vir says and roll her hoof in the air, "...Reception desk?"
Anonymous
dff9bfa
?
No.184772
184773
Are we going to the village tonight?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184773
184865
>>184771
The pony, a beige pegasus, looks back at Vir skeptically.

"Blackhooves? Why are you looking for them?" He moves in closer and narrows his eyes. "Are you a rebel."

The black unicorn stallion, also in a soldier's uniform near him jumps in
"If she were a rebel, she'd know where it was."

>>184772
If we get everyone
Dust
796d157
?
No.184775
184777
>>184717
Dust ponders
"Explosives are not common in my line of work
They are not as effective in the savannahs I lurk
However at least attempts I can make
But strong fire may be the result you take"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184777
184783
>>184775
Kira gasps. "Alchemist's fire! I know I'm not anything like an expert alchemist, but I do have some training in alchemy and if you have the materials I can help you with making some!"
Dark Star
f04ab9e
?
No.184778
184779
>>184714
He goes inside and goes to the cafeteria//restaurant inside the hotel
>>184776
Gott Strafe Amerika Inshallah
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184779
184780 184781 184782 184783
As the party progresses along the bridge through the dim, grey fog, they pass the ruins of low, stone walls that once demarcated padolcks and fields, and see small stone buildings, just big enough for a pony to fit inside.

Through the fog, and in the distance, gunshots. A roar. And the outlines of a few buildings

>>184778
He's been there a couple times. It has separate rooms for eating, distribution of food, and of course, a kitchen
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184780
>>184779
Silver: "They are under attack."

Kira hurries to lead the party towards the sound of combat.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184781
>>184779
"It looks like their 'Fellow Traveler" grew tired of waiting. We haven't arrived a minute too soon."

He strides along their right flank.
Dark Star
f04ab9e
?
No.184782
184785
>>184779
He walks over to whoever looks like they're in charge
Dust
796d157
?
No.184783
>>184777
What a cute damn noodle holy shit.
Dust smiles at her enthusiasm.
>>184779
Oh lovely, combat tonight.
Dust follows the rest of the party along
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184784
184786 184787 184788 184816 184822
To the left, and closest, abutting a stone wall is what must have once been a house, with its roof long since caved in. It has a rectangular shape, and is probably 20 feet by forty feet, perhaps smaller. To the right is a low, three foot wall that has openings on the left and right. Beyond that is a small, round conical building.

But what is most interesting is what is beyond that in front of them. It is a home identical in shape to the one mentioned before - made of stone, rectangular in shape, and though it has half a chimney and the walls on the ends extend up in a triangular shape, there is no roof.

Inside of this building, which has several empty window spaces, there can be heard speaking, and then bang.

Between the party and the building can be seen two ponies in uniform, trembling. One has a rifle, and is levelling it at the building. On the wall of the house closer to the party is standing one of those black, starfish things. Another appears to the far right in the mist.

Perhaps most interesting is what lurks through the mist further away. At first it can be seen only in outline, but as it comes closer, more detail can be discerned. It's massive, twelve or even more feet tall, with long, spindly legs. It walks on its four, stilt like legs before it approaches the ruined house, where it stands up right. Whether it has grey fur, or if it is completely naked with grey skin is hard to say, though it surely is mostly grey with large patches of bare, pink skin as if it were the product of biting for mites. On its head are not one, but two large heads, both appearing equine in shape, and with one head more evenly placed than the other, as if an additional head had been sewn on. Indeed, the face has the appearence of grafting and sewing, with large scars that look as if facial reconstruction after grave physical trauma had been done, and lips that are so odd in shape as if to suggest the mouth were sewn shut. The eyes are golden and mostly normal looking, save that they focus on nothing. Ears are equine, pink on the inside, and stand up. The thing leans over, picks up a stone that has fallen off of some ruined structure, and tosses it inside of the ruined house, with a shout of "Blyat!" following
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184785
184803
>>184782
A large, fat yellow unicorn with a red mane and a white uniform is the best contender. He does not seem to know Dark Star
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184786
>>184784
Silver: "Что, во имя Селестии, это такое?"

Kira: "Okay, that is definitely not a pony. Ponies are cute and huggable. That is definitely neither cute nor huggable."

Okay, so, how far away are these demonic entities from the party?
Dust
796d157
?
No.184787
184789
>>184784
The elders were right, the oceans are bad, if only for the fact that by crossing them Dust has exposed himself to this.
Knowledge religion, surely if this thing is a demon Dust has heard of it.
[1d20+9 = (16+9) = 25]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.184788
>>184784
Cavaliere draws his revolver and takes cover behind the wall. He talks in a low voice to Silver and Kira.

"There is another one of those–" he gestures to the starfish "–on the right. If we take the one out in front and then the one to the right, we could fan out and attack from multiple directions."
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184789
184791
>>184787
It's an abomination
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184790
184842
At this moment, over 100 feet for the closest starfish, and 150 feet for the tall, two headed creature. The fog is easing up, visibility is at least 200 feet. The party seems unnoticed so far
Dust
796d157
?
No.184791
>>184789
Okay cool. That doesn't technically rule out undead. But uh, I don't like thinking about this thing. It's very horrifying
Dust looks to the others. One of his ears is twitching wildly and his eyes seem a lottle larger than normal. He seems tk be waiting for instructions
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184792
>spot check
Catching up
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184794
184797 184800
Am I to assume Brie is at his 40' elevation? Im gonna just skip the middle-man and roll.initiative
[1d20+4 = (19+4) = 23]
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184797
184800 184802
>>184794
Technically the enemies are distracted and therefore the party has the opportunity for a surprise round. but if Brie wishes to sacrifice any kind of stealth and just fly right at them, sure, he can roll initiative
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184800
>>184797
>>184794
The big question to ask ourselves is if we want to engage them with our ranged weapons as is and advance while firing, or if we want to sneak closer before revealing ourselves.

Oh, another question: how much space is between this new abomination and the trapped commies?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184801
184804
Not a whole hell of a lot. 15 to 20 feet. There is a stone wall separating them, but it's tall enough to just lean over into the roofless structure.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184802
>>184797
Rolling for initiative doesnt mean jumping in front of them and announcing "were fighting", it means the next thing Ibdo will be clmbat related
Dark Star
f04ab9e
?
No.184803
>>184785
He thinks to himself
"How dysgenic."
he walks over to him
"Hello."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184804
184805
>>184801
Okay, that definitely changes things. My vote is that we attack from where we are with our ranged weapons and advance. We can draw the attention of these abominations towards us and away from the survivors.
Dust
796d157
?
No.184805
184806
>>184804
If we want to draw attention, I have an absolutely wonderful method. But I want confirmation that that's what we want to do.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184806
184807
>>184805
Cavaliere's eyes are wide as he watches through a gap in the wall, and he quietly opens the cylinder on his revolver to check it before closing again.

"Do you have a plan to distract them?"
Dust
796d157
?
No.184807
184808 184813
>>184806
Dust slowly nods
"To myself I can draw them
Though on my own I cannot take him
I ask that you all have my back
If this is our plan of attack"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184808
184809 184812 184815 184817
Is Posey kill?

>>184807
Silver readies his rifle, and Kira readies her bow.

Silver: "I have your back, my friend."

Kira: "Me too, Dust!"
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184809
184810 184814 184817 184838
I'm excited to see Dust's break dance routine

Did you know he was once on the Australian Olympic Breakdancing Team?

>>184808
Mala looks up at Silver
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184810
184811
>>184809
Silver gives his friend Mala some pets. "Ready to take out some more demons?"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184811
>>184810
Brie flashes Silver a hoof-sign
"Lets do this."
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184812
>>184808
Posey is unresponsive
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184813
184817
>>184807
The griffon nods.
"They are intent on the ponies there which might make it difficult. If you can lure them, we can hit them from three different angles as they approach. Make sure to not get close to the sealers in the back."

He moves farther along the wall to have a flanking shot from the right.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184814
>>184809
If we can be said to advance strategically, Brie would be preparing to stealthily swoop, but I imagine that requires checks so Ill wait.
Anonymous
dff9bfa
?
No.184815
184816 184821
>>184808
Sorry, I got distracted. I'm here
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184816
>>184815
>>184784
Dust
796d157
?
No.184817
184820
>>184809
You're getting booped mister. Booped very hard
>>184808
>>184813
That's two. I'll wait for Posey and Brie to chime in
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184820
184823
>>184817
>waiting on Brie
>Brie has an unmodified 19 on initiative
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184821
>>184815
Yay! You get to see the abomination we're seeing! When you're done reading up, what are your thoughts on our plan of attack: do we attack now from range and draw the monsters to us, or sneak in closer and risk more harm coming to the commies?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184822
184823
>>184784
Okay, Posey sees two monsters that haven't seen us yet.
It looks like they're targeting somepony in the building, likely surviving commies.
My money is on this monster being something like a modified spellwarped Ettin. It should be defeatable at our level of power.

We could either go around the distracted monsters and leave the commies to their fate, which would save our resources and avoid detection by the others, or we could save the commies and get information.
These decisions are a lot easier when killing things gets you XP.... But I say we should kill it anyway because they are ugly and ugly things are bad.

Since we haven't been detected, we should get a surprise round. If attack strategically, we could end the fight on round 1 without risking detection by the others. We already know the starfish can be slain, and I have doubts that the abomination has more than 70 HP.
Dust
796d157
?
No.184823
184825 184826 184830
>>184820
>arguing with the guy offering to be living bait for the party
Okay
>>184822
Would you like to use the zeeb as bait?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184825
184830
>>184823
Im not arguing, Im saying Im already committed to killing
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184826
184828 184830 184831
Rosey Ring readies her bow.
Her Dreads ready their rifles.

"As an experienced warmagus and expert in all things dead or dying... I propose that we kill them to death."
>>184823
Healers never go in first. Healers stay in the back lines.
We should send the thief in first. The thief is the close range fighter anyway.
Just make sure Silver is within charging range (60 ft) before we begin the surprise round.
BRIE
4ca0085
?
No.184827
184828
I could argue both ways. Theres merit in saving commies, theres merit to dealing with the SOURCE of the problem. Not dealing with this problem might bute us in the ass, or it could save us time and effort. Brie thinks the airship is probably about to take off and doom the planet, so going around is agreeable
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184828
184829 184835
>>184826
That's the decision we were deciding on: attack from range where we are and draw them away from the commies, or sneak in closer for the attack and risk further harm coming to the commies.

>>184827
OOC, I don't think it's the Traveler's plan to use the airship. It would risk exposing itself to danger traveling to the airship, the airship would still need repaired, and it's pretty well safe where it is right now. It just needs to get the ship unbeached so it can get to Stalliongrad and gain access to the bodies and minds it needs.
BRIE
4ca0085
?
No.184829
>>184828
OOC, i think youre out of your mind and the airship is EXACTLY what the traveler is gonna do
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184830
184831 184832 184840
>>184826
Does she ready her bow at 150 feet distance?

>>184825
The thief can go in, but how he goes in will affect whether he gets a surprise round, or the enemy gets a counter initiative roll

>>184823
"Hey there mister put down ya vape
I got the best rhymes on my mix tape
Cause' I'm the fine stiped fellow ev'ry unicorn wants to rape"
Dust
796d157
?
No.184831
184833
>>184826
But... But my cool moment....
>>184830
Alright I'm gonna be doing more than booping
BRIE
4ca0085
?
No.184832
>>184830
Well, all hes gonna do is position himself for a delayed action charge attack, waiting on....
Silver to.move first
Aimed at the abomination. The charge attack grapple.maneuver
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184833
184837
Alright everypony, figure out what you want to do

You can get closer, but if you don't, range increments are a thing

>>184831
"Cause this hero don't wear no cape"
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184834
184842
Cavaliere moves closer along the right side, attempting to remain concealed or behind cover, so he won't have 4 range increments to deal with.
BRIE
4ca0085
?
No.184835
>>184828
Brie gives Silver a signal "I move on your lead"
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184836
Uhhhh,... is this thing bigger than 'large'?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184837
184842 184845
>>184833
How far away are we?
I would like to be within 100 ft before beginning the surprise round
Silver should be within 60 ft, so he can charge into melee

Also, pony movement speed should be 40 ft
Dark Star
f04ab9e
?
No.184838
>>184809
Kek
Dust
796d157
?
No.184839
184840 184841 184842
It's already close to midnight. Can we wait until tomorrow to start combat and use this time to strategize?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184840
184843 184844
>>184830
She moves to 120 ft distance.
I forgot she's using a bone bow.
>>184839
I'm sorry if my absence messed up the session. I had to go minutes before GM posted that long description.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184841
>>184839
This, ngl
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184842
184845 184846
>>184839
If Posey is right, strategizing is most of the work

>>184837
See >>184790

>>184834
He can take advantage of a 3 foot wall, and the stone storage hut.
Anonymous
796d157
?
No.184843
>>184840
Nah, you're fine. I've just had a shitter week and I need sleep
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184844
>>184840
Ur fine, it didnt come together, thats okay
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184845
>>184837
And griffons? Their mismatched limbs might mean they're not quite as fast.

>>184842
What's his distance now?

I'm fine with leaving this off until tomorrow.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184846
184848
Our highest initiative characters are almost guaranteed to win initiative after the surprise round. If the abomination has as many hit points as an ettin or similar melee monster of expected challenge rating, we may be able to kill it before it moves if we focus fire. If we end this combat on the first round, we can start tomorrows session with more exploration, so I would rather do this now.
>>184842
Since the fog is white, can I claim a +2 circumstance bonus on any Hide checks to avoid potential notice for moving within the first range increment of my bow?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184848
>>184846
Brie has a 23 on initiative, but set to synch his attacks with Silver. We might all want to synch attacks, come to think of it....
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184849
184850
Assuming we all hit vs a flat footed creature...
>2d8
>2d8
>1d10+3 + [???] Iajutsu
>2d8
>2d6 + 2d6
>1d4 + 3d6
>2d10

We can probably kill the big guy on the surprise round. My bigger concern is if the stargish has any telepathic abilities that could alert the enemy.

I say we attack anyway.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
dff9bfa
?
No.184850
>>184849
Oh wait, I forgot two characters. Oh well
Rosey "Posey" Ring
8382fce
?
No.184851
I would like to make our attack rolls tonight, so this encounter will be settled for next session.
GM Pony
0496956
?
No.184852
184853 184854
What say the ponies?

Err… creatures
Rosey "Posey" Ring
8382fce
?
No.184853
184855
>>184852
Oh, I thought the ponies were the ones under attack.
If there are dominated ponies, this encounter might be a bit
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184854
>>184852
I'll ammend my previous to say, Brie will wait on somepony else to START moving, intent on a charge attack at the biggun
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184855
>>184853
GM Pone is talking about us, not the ponies under attack. Those ponies are definitely not dominated.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184856
184857
I want Dust to have his cool moment, though.
Anonymous
d68d9a8
?
No.184857
184870
>>184856
I would prefer to have a surprise round, tbh
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184858
184859 185204
I am more confident that I wont regret waiting until tomorrow, than that I won't regret playing tonight. Im sure itll be fun either way, but Ive been up since 5 (its 11)
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184859
184861
>>184858
I don't want you to not have fun. I need to rest well tonight too. Goodnight poners.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184861
>>184859
Cheers
G'nite then, all
>eep
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184862
Goodnight guys! Sleep well!
Anonymous
7a4a417
?
No.184865
184877
>>184773
I haven't really made it clear, but Virgin's cloak is tan with Celestia's cutie mark sun symbol on both the cloak's back and one smaller on her hoodie. In my latest drawing of her in the OOC thread, you can see what I mean.

I assume they will get her allegiance from that alone. Perhaps, we can go with that since it's on her back they don't see it at first or something so we don't have to retcon it.

"Rebel? Rebel against what?" Vir asks while tilting her head and looking up at them. She's confused.
Brie
4ca0085
?
No.184867
184868 184877
My first question is a spot check [1d20+8 = (13+8) = 21] to try and see if anything about the situation seems off. I'm alluding to when Brie and Garv got ambushed.
Brie
4ca0085
?
No.184868
>>184867
If sufficient, it would be followed by a sense motive check at a penalty against the Traveler's Bluff check (probably at a bonus cuz hes remotely operating the drones lol)
[1d20+8 = (6+8) = 14]
Brie
4ca0085
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No.184869
I'm going to assume that if this IS an ambush,... and I am assuming that, that those rolls would likely not be sufficient to be certain, and in the face of uncertainty, he assumes the worst.
Brie wishes he was in audible range of everyone without ruining their surprise, cuz he thinks that theres a good chance that if we do swoop to and save the day, those commies might get hacked and start shooting us in the back. This traveler is testing us with moves like a chess player.
Dust
796d157
?
No.184870
>>184857
Who said y'all wouldn't get it?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184877
184882 184887
>>184865
Does the symbolism align with any specific religious order?

"Against the caretaker government." He answers, evidently in disbelief . "Against us here."

>>184867
What has been right? The starfish, Brie knows, can move fast, the big one can probably throw things, and one of the Petrushka has a rifle. Is there more he isn't seeing? Hard to say. There is a house to the left that may hide something, and a third behind the middle. All this is besides what hides beyond the veil of fog.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184882
184885 184888
>>184877
If the starfish can camouflage as other objects, are there objects around that could be camouflaged starfish?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184885
>>184882
Ah nevermind, I'll stop overthinking it and just wait for initiative call
Anonymous
d5919c5
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No.184887
184888
>>184877
Idk which religious orders exists in your world but its a depiction of Celestia's cutie mark in a size it could cover a rug.

"Well, I mean... I'm not gonna pay taxes if that's what you're asking," Vir says and scrunches.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184888
184890 184892 184897 184904
About 50 feet in front of the party members is a stone, low wall, two and a half to 3 feet tall. A natural break exists on the left. To move over one of these walls is at least a move action. To the left of the break in the wall is a ruined house, with the narrow side facing the party. It is on top of the near, long-side wall that one of the starfish stands.

In front of the party, just in front of the wall, is a stone storage hut maybe 8 feet wide and a little shorter. Behind these another 50 feet is the house of interest, the one where the voices come from, and next to which the large creature stands. Behind this is another house, and beyond this there are shapes that are not discernable in the dim fog. To the right is a break in the wall that seems to have come down with time, and a starfish stands looking towards the house, with a storage hut in the distance.

>>184887
He scrunches back
"Move along"

>>184882
Technically the Starfish can move fast. It was Octopi that could camouflage. Brie sees nothing that looks like one of those Octopi, and a million places they could hide.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.184890
>>184888
8's
Alright, Im gonna run some errands for a bit. If Im not back and everypone else shows, ping me plz
Anonymous
d5919c5
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No.184892
184894
>>184888
She feels a bit of fear in her gut but grins over it.

"I'm kidding, kiddin'... I don't make any money anyway," Vir says with a cringing smile and waves her hoof dismissively.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184894
184929
>>184892
He raises a hoof to his chin, lowers his ears, and looks at Vir inquisitively
"Uh huh. What do you want and why?"
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184897
184898
>>184888
Cavaliere considers moving up to that next wall as cover, but decides against it and instead huddles against the nearer stone storage hut. Can he use the camouflage net in his inventory as a makeshift hunter's blind?
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184898
184900
>>184897
he can most certainly try. This sounds like the time for a hide or disguise roll
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184900
184902
>>184898
>inb4 I jinx everything
Hide: [1d20+3 = (10+3) = 13]
Anonymous
45e307e
?
No.184902
185172
>>184900
Brie has his revolver out, watching Garv since he will.probably kick off the surprise round
Rosey "Posey" Ring
62214d4
?
No.184904
184905
>>184888
I say we all shoot at the same time in the surprise round, and Silver moves into charging range so he can charge.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184905
185172
>>184904
I agree, my only concern is getting Brie within 30' so its a sneak attack, unseen. Not too doffi ult, but still
Rosey "Posey" Ring
62214d4
?
No.184906
184907
Wait, why are people with ranged attacks and no close range limitations moving closer? I want my surprise round.

I said earlier Posey is waiting to shoot. If a failed stealth roll is going to compromise the surprise round I would like to treat that as a readied action before initiative kicks off
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184907
184908
>>184906
Brie needs 30' to make a sneak shot, idk what anyone else is doing,
GM Pony
0496956
?
No.184908
184909 184910
>>184907
Flying in broad daylight is the exact opposite of stealth. Maybe Brie can have an initiative roll, but there’s no way he could be airborne and unseen.
Anonymous
8f00a3c
?
No.184909
184911
>>184908
I would really rather the rest of us attack before initiative is rolled.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184910
184913 185172
>>184908
Not trying to be contentious, but in that Brie's suit employs a camouflage pattern, he could maybe be said to have a degree of concealment if utilizing the fog to his advantage (which he would).
His max range on a charge is 60', so he could be at 90', charge to 30', and take the shot?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184911
>>184909
Initiative is rolled even for a surprise round.
I maybe should have communicated better, I thiught 40'might be overhead enough to avoid notice
GM Pony
0496956
?
No.184913
184915
>>184910
No, he can’t hide in plain sight in the air while moving at only 30 feet distance. Yes, there is fog. It’s now at 200 feet visibility.

>can he charge
Perhaps, but that’s more than enough space for the opponents to react, which is to say, roll initiative
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184915
184917 184918 185172
>>184913
Last question: might it be possible to get a sneak shot off on one of the starfish?
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184917
>>184915
Cavaliere plans to, but if we wanted to all attack on the same turn then we have to sneak (not fly, not charge) into range.
GM Pony
0496956
?
No.184918
184920
>>184915
Yes. The starfish on the left is the easiest, simply move up (quietly enough) to the wall, crouch behind the wall, and through a knife up at the starfish.

Technically any of the enemies could be sneak attacked, they are just going to notice an object moving in the sky in their peripheral vision.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184920
185121 185172
>>184918
No lol, I'm using the pistol to start with. Need me to roll anything? He would attempt to (with whatever applicable penalties) maneuver into position to get a sneak attack right as Garv fires his shot (assuming)
Anonymous
62214d4
?
No.184922
184924
So long as we attack first, the enemy is going to be flat-footed. It shouldn't be that complicated for everyone to attack on the surprise round.
The fact that they haven't attacked us yet means we get a surprise round, on which we can all attack them flat-footed.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184924
185121 185172
>>184922
Im just being particular because you only get a single action on a surprise, either movement or whatever; rogues cant sneak attack past 30', so Brie has to close distance before the surprise round single action to be able to get a sneak attack.
Anonymous
d85aa4c
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No.184929
184935
>>184894
Vir snaps back to reality. Right, buck these guys.

She pulls her head back and narrows her eyes.

"Tch," she clicks her tongue but then she mellows somewhat.

"Fine. You might know after all." She turns towards the unicorn. "I'm looking for somepony. A unicorn called Hope's Anchor, ringing any bells?"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
62214d4
?
No.184931
184951
Let me know when everypony is here so we can fire. I have done other things to do today.
Brie
4ca0085
?
No.184934
184951
>is bat
GM Pony
0496956
?
No.184935
184936 184944
>>184929
He takes a moment to reply

“… I don’t know a ‘Hope’s Anchor’. Why? Was she arrested?”

Spot check to see if Vir may be carrying an concealed weapons or explosives
[1d20+1 = (9+1) = 10]
Anonymous
d85aa4c
?
No.184936
184937 184938 184941 184943
>>184935
"...No," Vir says. "But- Uh, thank you. But this is why I'm lookin' for... Don't you have a place for the public information?"

She looks pleadingly at the unicorn, clearly he's the most sensible of the two. [1d20+0 = 20] Plead

Vir has not weapons. Only a badass cloak and hair pins and thick plot of muscles. ^^
Anonymous
d85aa4c
?
No.184937
rainbow_dash_s_big_smile_vector_by_mrtoonlover83_df17c6e-414w-2x.png
d5wilso-88ec7e64-a441-4652-8a5d-b8c9f58559cb.png
Obey.png
>>184936
>20
Anonymous
d85aa4c
?
No.184938
184940
>>184936
Sadly, plead is not a real thing. ^^
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184940
184942
>>184938
Plead us diplomacy, cha based
GM Pony
0496956
?
No.184941
184942
>>184936
>thick plot of muscles
uwu

>Nat 20 on a pony pleading
oh no

The black unicorn clear can’t resist Vir’s cuteness

“Yes… what do you need to know. We’re with the military, not uh, not the Blackhooves. They have a place in downtown that’s their regional headquarters.”
Anonymous
d85aa4c
?
No.184942
184946
>>184940
Ah, well then it's correct. Idk, remember if I had any diplomacy skill ranks but I have +0 in cha.
>>184941
>uwu
^^
>oh no
Ikr ^^
>The black unicorn clear can’t resist Vir’s cuteness
<3
Vir's snowpity has a similar essence to a blend between AJ and Derpy.

"...Oh, okay," Vir says, surprised that her pleading worked. Then she beams up. "Oh. Oh! Thank you!" She gives him a friendly tap with her feminine but meaty hoof. "Didn't really think you'd help a sister out. That's so nice of you. Do you know in which building they are in?"

How does the pegasus stallion react to this by the way? Is he also effected by her simple charm or is he annoyed by his friend's simping?
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184943
184950
>>184936
Im reminded of when Tyrion argued you needed a live dwarf....
Anonymous
d85aa4c
?
No.184944
184945
>>184935
By the way, the DC to detect her thick plot (in terms of a being a lethal weapon rawr^^) is 9 ;^P
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184945
184950
>>184944
Thats a Glimmer-tier plot...
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184946
184948 184950
>>184942
The Pegasus extends a leg in front of his unicorn companion, the latter of whom is slightly behind the former.
"Careful. She could crush you with those thighs."

The black unicorn answers
"Yes, they are in the Grand Baltimare Hotel. It's about two blocks over that way" Pointing in front of himself and past Vir, basically east and towards the ocean. "And... well, quite a few blocks down, but you'll recognize it by the security presence."

Well, there's two types of weaponized cuteness mares can use: adorableness, and sexiness. The latter is probably easier for Vit simply because of her age, but she's a pony mare, so she has access to either. I assumed you meant she used big pony eyes on the stallion.
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.184948
184950 184952
ErOd97q-98217549.jpg
>>184946
>Well, there's two types of weaponized cuteness mares can use: adorableness, and sexiness
<Pic related, we'll get into it with Lacey
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184949
I am available the rest of this evening. The sooner we start, the better.
Anonymous
d85aa4c
?
No.184950
184952
>>184943
Okay, sadly only watched the very first nine episodes of GoT, years ago, so I don't know of which scene you're referring to. But I am curious. Could you elaborate?
>>184945
>Worst pony-tier...
;P
Otherwise, ty. Virgin would appreciate the compliment in the same sense as if I told you, 'you're great at cooking'. She doesn't see her own appeal. She thinks that she lacks feminine grace due to her bulk and muscles. She kinda sees herself a bit like a colt, sort of. I haven't made up my mind on that yet. Hmm.
>>184947
<Woah, Glimmer! Great moves.
<Woah, Glimmer great.
<It's a good day to have a good day.
<It's a good day to have a good day.
>>184948
Share you're esoteric knowledge about marez nao! ^^
>>184946
>I assumed you meant she used big pony eyes on the stallion.
You assumed correctly.
>Well, there's two types of weaponized cuteness mares can use: adorableness, and sexiness.
Where in the PhB can I find this?
>The directions given by the unicorn
"Ah, thank you. I really appreciate it. You're quite the helpful fellow," Vir says and beams at him but
>"Careful. She could crush you with those thighs."
she snorts heightens her one of her eyebrows. "But you're friend is silly. First off, you should only use violence as a last resort.-" She nods to her own wise words. "-Secondly, who attacks with their rump?"

Vir chuckles.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184951
184952
>>184931
>>184934
Henlo frens!
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184952
184954 184957 184959 184961
Okay, everypony in the Mended Horn group. You have a surprise round if you want to take it. One standard action, which is a single attack. Take it if you like. Otherwise, say what you want your character to do

>>184951
Hello!

waves

>>184950
The pegasus continues staring at her skeptically, keeping the unicorn out of range of her things (but probably not her front hooves).

"I said the thighs. Not the rump."

The black unicorn stallion waves at her
"Uh, have a nice day!...?"

>>184948
yeah, I don't know what you're talking about
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184954
>>184952
is waved back
waves back

If we only get a standard action, I vote we let Dust do his cool thing.
Dust
796d157
?
No.184955
184956
What's going on now
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184956
>>184955
We're going to do combat

You have a surprise round if you want it.
Dust
796d157
?
No.184957
184960 184962
>>184952
OH HELL YEAH

Is there anyone opposed to Dust being bait? If so, you have until I finish typing this post
Anonymous
d85aa4c
?
No.184959
184962
>>184952
"Uh huh, yeah," Vir says. "And some call it the plot. You say tomato, I say potato. What's your point?"

She smiles smugly as she just won the argument. She looks over at the unicorn.

She curtsies and bows at the same time.

"Thank you kind, sir. May the blessings of Princess Celestia be upon thee."

She turns to follow the directions she has been given.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184960
184962
>>184957
I'd be happy with opening fire now, but if we successfully bait them wouldn't we get a flanking bonus? If so then let's do it.
Anonymous
d85aa4c
?
No.184961
>>184952
>but probably not her front hooves).
^^
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184962
184963 184964 184965 184971
>>184959
The pegasus is just confused.

Vir continues down the road quite a ways, presumably not stopping until she reaches the Grand Baltimare Hotel (description to come)

>>184957
Posey wants everyone to use the surprise round to shoot at the giant to try to kill it or reduce it to almost die

>>184960
They have no dex bonus as it is, perhaps even flanking
Anonymous
d85aa4c
?
No.184963
>>184962
>The pegasus is just confused.
^^
>(description to come)
Nice, no pressure tho. ^^
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184964
184965
>>184962
Then we should skip baiting and just open fire on the closest "starfish." Do the other players agree?
Defiant Dust
796d157
?
No.184965
>>184964
>>184962
You'll get flanking. My typing is done. Speak now or forever hold your peace
Defiant Dust
796d157
?
No.184966
184969 184971 184973 184974 184975 184984
Dust nods solumnly as the rest of the party takes their positions closer to the beasts. He stays further behind than the others, but plods quietly away from the party to create separation. We'll say about a 90 degree angle between him and the party if the abomination is the vertex. Hopefully enough that it will target him well before attacking the others, and give them a flanking advantage.

He stops just short of stepping out from behind cover, he says a short prayer to Zanit and Aztartes. Let this battle please them. He draws a line behind him in the dust with his back hooves. He will not cross back over that line until he or this monster breathe their last, and with that he steps out from behind cover. He makes no attempts to be stealthy, but he's not making his presence known. He then prays. The words are lost at the distance, but even the party can hear a small rhythmic chant. If they are watching him, they can see a small greenish glow begin to engulf Dust, starting from the ground, through his hooves, and into his barrel. He's glowing pretty well now, it should be obvious to anything in the area. Dust then raises a hoof, and the glow moves from his barrel to his hoof.
The glow shoots forth as a thin beam, aimed straight at the abomination where it stands.
Ranged touch attack [1d20+4 = (18+4) = 22]
Damage [3d8 = 14]
Anonymous
d85aa4c
?
No.184969
184980
>>184966
Nice description. Nice rolls. ^^
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184971
184972 184975 184984
>>184966
>>184962
Silver and Kira follow suit, taking aim with their weapons.

Silver lets out a battlecry, shouting to the party: "НИКАКОГО СТРАХА, НИКАКИХ КОЛЕБАНИЙ, НИКАКОЙ БОЛИ, НИКАКИХ РАСКАЯНИЯ!" They can't tell what he says but it sounds inspirational. He fires his rifle, it letting out a sharp BANG as he takes aim at the giant abomination.

[1d20+11 = (6+11) = 17]
[2d8 = 10]

Working the bolt with practiced swiftness, Silver takes aim again at the giant creature and fires.

[1d20+6 = (20+6) = 26]
[2d8 = 8]

Kira gulps, and takes two arrows. The creature is beyond the comfortable range of her bow, so she isn't planning on pulling any fancy tricks. Accuracy is prioritized over flash. Drawing her powerful bow string, she lets loose two arrows back-to-back aimed at the same giant abomination.

[1d20+9 = (11+9) = 20]
[1d8+5 = (8+5) = 13]

[1d20+4 = (17+4) = 21]
[1d8+5 = (3+5) = 8]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184972
>>184971
Confirming the second rifle shot.

[1d20+11 = (19+11) = 30]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184973
184984
>>184966
Nicely done!

Cavaliere is a little over 50 feet from the abomination. This places him within two range increments of it. He is within a sort of hunting blind he's made from the camouflage net next to the stone hut, and is also behind a three-feet wall. From a distance the net looks to be some kind of moss or bush on the side of the structure.

He opens the net just enough to extend a claw out and shoot dead center at the abomination, and then closes the opening to hide once more as he observes.
Ranged attack: [1d20+6 = (7+6) = 13]
Damage: [2d6 = 7]
Hide: [1d20+3 = (3+3) = 6] (the rulebook says there's a -20 penalty to hiding after an attack, but the monsters are distracted and Cavaliere is within concealment which would add a very hefty circumstance bonus)
Rosey "Posey" Ring
62214d4
?
No.184974
184983 184984
>>184966
Posey attacks with her bone now:
[1d20+6 = (4+6) = 10]
Damage
[1d10+3 = (4+3) = 7] (iajutsu needs to be rolled separately)
Iajutsu Focus
[1d20+8 = (2+8) = 10]

Her Dreads fire their rifles
Dread 1:
[1d20+5 = (4+5) = 9]
Damage
[2d8 = 9]
Dread 2:
[1d20+5 = (1+5) = 6]
damage
[2d8 = 10]

Rolling Posey's Initiative
[1d20+7 = (19+7) = 26] (+1 if her attack hits)
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184975
184977 184980
>>184966
Uh, he'd have to move to the left past the ruined house on the left, and jumping over another wall. It's completely doable, but he'd have to circle around behind a ruined house.

>>184971
No, you opnly get the single attack in a surprise round. After that, initiative is rolled, and the fight begins in earnest.

Think about it. The idea of a surprise round is that the enemy doesn't know you're there. But in the two to three seconds it takes to draw another bow or to cycle a bolt, that's enough time for an enemy to flinch and maybe assume a more defensive posture.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
62214d4
?
No.184976
>miss
>miss
>miss
So it begins...
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184977
>>184975
scrunch

I guess that means no crit for Silver then.

Also, initiative

Silver: [1d20+4 = (20+4) = 24]
Kira: [1d20+3 = (1+3) = 4]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184978
Rolling initiative: [1d20+3 = (8+3) = 11]
Defiant Dust
796d157
?
No.184980
>>184969
Why thank you.
>>184975
That was the point. I wanted separation.
Init [1d20 = 7]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
62214d4
?
No.184981
184982 184983 184984
Okay, so Posey goes first in initiative?
She does a repeat of her previous turn, cursing herself for squandering the benefit of surprise. Luckily, the enemy is still flat-footed.

Posey attacks with her bone now:
[1d20+6 = (16+6) = 22]
Damage
[1d10+3 = (6+3) = 9] (iajutsu needs to be rolled separately)
Iajutsu Focus
[1d20+8 = (9+8) = 17]

Her Dreads fire their rifles
Dread 1:
[1d20+5 = (7+5) = 12]
Damage
[2d8 = 6]
Dread 2:
[1d20+5 = (7+5) = 12]
damage
[2d8 = 12]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
62214d4
?
No.184982
184983
>>184981
That's much more like it.
Roll extra ki damage, from iajutsu
[2d6 = 9]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.184983
184985
>>184981
>>184982
We are waiting on Brie I guess.
Also where does the "+1 if her attack hits" come from? >>184974
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184984
184988 185154
Uh, did Brie ever decide on a course of action?

>>184971
Silver's bullet hits the hide at a slight angle, and seems to bury itself in it. It does not seem to harm it

Kira's arrow must have hit an exposed portion around its neck, because it screams

>>184966
RAAH!
Dust burns it

>>184973
Cavaliere hits it, yet evidently the bullet fails to pierce its hide.

>>184974
One bullet goes wide, while one bullet appears to bounce and shatter, and another goes wide

>>184981
Brie hasn't even shown up and the enemies haven't rolled intiative
Anonymous
62214d4
?
No.184985
>>184983
It's doesn't apply anyway, because she missed.
Anonymous
62214d4
?
No.184988
184991
>>184984
>Uh, did Brie ever decide on a course of action?
Iirc, he was sneaking closer. The bullets should provide him enough distraction.
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.184991
184997 184999
Well this is awkward. I think Brie fell asleep.

>>184988
Dust just stole his only real angle of attack though that would have him unnoticed. It would have been really good though.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.184997
>>184991
Dust got to look really cool though, which is worth it.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
62214d4
?
No.184999
185002
>>184991
>I think Brie fell asleep
He did post his character sheet and give us permission to use his modifiers. Let's just have him attack at range while flying, so he won't die.
He has improved feint, so he can spend move actions to sneak attack targets that can see him.
Anonymous
796d157
?
No.185002
185005 185154
>>184999
Nah, I think we need to wait for him for combat. If it was something like some skill checks I wouldn't feel bad, but I don't think it's fair to do an entire combat without him when he seems to love combat so much.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
62214d4
?
No.185005
>>185002
There will be more encounters.
Well, if there is ever a non-pivotal combat encounter, and I am not present, let the record show that you can play without me.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.185020
185022
Mala would also be told before the attack that they're going to try to take out any possessed ponies non-lethally. The demons are fair game, though.
Anonymous
62214d4
?
No.185022
>>185020
>>185000 →
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.185121
185123
>>184920
>>184924

Just wondering what was ambiguous about this
Anonymous
098a2d5
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No.185123
185126
>>185121
Nothing at all. You made it very clear that you weren't going to specify an action
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.185126
185129
>>185123
If I cant establish what I will do in advance, youre making it harder to play
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.185129
185130
>>185126
Because I said you can't hide in plain sight in midair while moving in Daylight?
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.185130
185132
>>185129
Yes, thats why I explained the whole 30' range sneak attack thing,... saying "okay, wr'll do the solid snake thing",... whatever
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.185132
185137
>>185130
>Yes, thats why I explained the whole 30' range sneak attack thing
And then you didn't say what you were going to do

>"okay, wr'll do the solid snake thing"
I don't know what that means.

I've played a grand total of three minutes of Metal Gear Solid 4, and that's the totality of my experience with the series
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.185137
>>185132
Yes, I appreciate that I have to explain exactly what I mean in exacting detail in advance cuz I have to compensate for a game I dont know when is gonna play, and a whole lot of personal shit. I got it. Moving on, I will be entirely unambiguous just to be sure. :angerface:
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.185143
As a non actionable example, what I would have said is:
"Brie's primary focus will be on getting 5d6 damage on the surprise round with his pistol on either Starmie or the giant, and then eliminating through stab or compromising through grapple whoever is left, especially anyone using a more-than-light weapon."
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.185145
185147
Im ranting in here so I dont derail/fuck up elsewhere. But like, of all the things to have an unresponsive character who was JUST setting up for a strategic attack,...

You had him stand there with his jaw open?
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.185147
>>185145
I had him fly to within 30 feet of the big enemy and make an attack, which necessarily required waiting until initiative was rolled. You very strongly implied this is what you wanted him to do.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.185154
185158
>>184984
I sure THOUGHT he did,... the point was 5d6 on the surprise round ffs
>>185002
<3
Anonymous
0496956
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No.185158
185165
>>185154
You didnt. You really didn’t.

I was just waiting on you to say “he sneaks around the house to walk up behind the giant.” Or even “yeah, let’s just stick with the starfish.” But you never did. It was “okay, he flies sneakily.” I said no. Then you said “but isn’t flying at 30 feet in broad daylight sneaky?” I said no again and then that’s kind of just where it stopped, with no conclusion.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.185165
185166
>>185158
You're right. I DIDN'T EXACTINGLY SAY, though I REASONABLY though I sufficiently indicated.
I was waiting on the actual initiative call for that. I said before, I get it.
Anonymous
098a2d5
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No.185166
>>185165
I still can't figure out what you would have had Brie do.
>"He would have just flown sneakily in his surprise round
I've already said that can't be done in a surprise round
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.185172
>>184902
>>184905
>>184910
>>184915
>>184920
>>184924

Bruh, theres a clear intent
Moving on
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.185204
>>184858
This aged well,....
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.185251
K, so sorry to keep bringing this up,... especially after what I said previously, but there's something I really need to emphasize; if Brie doesnt take FULL advantage of ALL his skills and abilities, he dies quickly. I would LIKE to make a case that because he would be trying to nonlethal the whathefuckevernamed ponies, he would have been fighting defensively, which puts his AC up to 21.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.185254
Trust me, I could go into stupid detail about the layers of options available and the contexts in which he would attempt/employ them, ESPECIALLY (sometimes) where self preservation is the goal
Istfg if he dies for stupid shit,...
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.185340
Y'all ain't knowin about Temple of Apshai, or Rendezvous with RAMA.
Or Zork, if we're going fantasy