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Occupied Equestria - Lighthouse?
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183000
Continuing
1259 replies and 42 files omitted.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183741
>>183740
*basically
basic
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183742
183744
>>183740
Lets establish this now

You have FUCKALL grounds to 'establish' anything, not put on by GM
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183743
183748
>>183690
"I need to know of those practicing necrotic arts
To prepare an end for thier farce
For the rumors, on my people, fear impart
So if you could please my question parse
And reveal to me for what I yearn
So of the truth I can learn"
I was trying to give you an out so I didn't have to kill you for being undead! Reeeeeee take the bone when it's thrown to you sometime! No this is unresolvsd!
>>183699
Dust's head whips to the Hyena as he shoots a look of "you too?"
Anonymous
0f088ee
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No.183744
183745
>>183742
Establish what? I didn't establish anything.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183745
183746
>>183744
Spin
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183746
183747
>>183745
Spin what?
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183747
>>183746
Im close
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183748
183757
>>183743
"What is it that you wish to learn? Be more specific please."
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183749
183750 183752 183753 183756 183757 183761
Hooves step on the ground. Air quivers and waves behind the party. Muttering sounds can be heard

While everyone in the group was watching the sheep, and a fight over the sheep, something has walked through the fog

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight ponies have walked up in front of the group in a line. One near the center wears white and has a white hat. He holds a revolver. Three behind him wear green tinted uniforms, and hold long rifles. And another four carry wrenches or no weapons at all, all in blue uniforms. Their eyes are shot. They shake. They mutter to themselves. But they hold themselves up, in a ready position.

Behind the group, black circles appear in the air, and from them comes the smell of fire.

Large, canine-like creatures with humped backs, pointed ears and bat-like faces, and fire that periodically rises from their backs like burning coals, besides glowing orange eyes.

[Incomprehensible muttering]

Roll Initiative

Sailors
[1d20+1 = (14+1) = 15]

Hounds
[1d20+5 = (15+5) = 20]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183750
183751 183752
>>183749
[1d20+4 = (2+4) = 6]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183751
183752
>>183750
Oh ffs
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183752
183754
>>183749
[1d20+7 = (3+7) = 10]
>>183751
>>183750
Orcus is punishing you for threatening his avatar.
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183753
>>183749
Kira: "Oh...poo..."
[1d20+3 = (6+3) = 9]

Silver: "Дерьмо."
[1d20+4 = (4+4) = 8]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183754
>>183752
Ive got a shocker for Orcus
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183755
Oh, he's punishing me too. Orcus is a huge jerk.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.183756
>>183749
[1d20+3 = (9+3) = 12]
Anonymous
46ef9b0
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No.183757
>>183748
Dust is looking obviously fustrated at this point
"Perhaps this shall wait until another day
When we are out of the fray
But pray heed you little mare
Do not awaken a sleeping bear"
He picks up his flail and whips around in time to see ponies emerging from the fog.
>>183749
Dust's withers slump. Dear Zanit he's really starting to regret joining the crack-team.
Initiative [1d20 = 20]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183758
Modified 6, so ostensibly last e,_,e
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183759
Mala:
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183760
183761 183762 183836
Order:

Defiant Dust
Hounds
Petrushkas
Cavaliere
Mala
Posey
Fluffernoodle
Brie

Defiant's turn
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183761
183763
>>183749
>>183760

Hey, GM, I don't want to be a buzzkill, but I need to be away from the keyboard soon to serve the family dinner.
BrB in half an hour or so.

Really sorry.

Rolling initiative to see if the sheep runs away before Brie's turn
[1d20 = 1]
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183762
183764 183770
>>183760
>tfw no initative bonus and still going first
Feels good man.
Dust readies himself to cast.... A spell, but before I pick said spell.
Knowledge religion, Dust wants to know if these ponies are possessed or if they just look really bad. Also I guess those hounds are a concern. Unfortunately, I don't think I'm getting my undead....
[1d20+9 = (17+9) = 26]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183763
>>183761
U should be good. And for clarity, Im not against the sheep, Brie is.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183764
183766 183769 183774 183796
>>183762
Outsiders, evil aligned. Yeth, or more likely, Hell

I think Dust is in the rear line, and thus more likely to be attacked
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.183765
183770
>sheep
I interpreted hearing voices as a short-lived gag because Posey believed the sheep to be an avatar of that goat-demon-thing. It seemed purely comedic and Posey rolled with that but Brie, in-character, treated it seriously. It should have been let go before it turned into PvP, non-lethal or not.
The safest place for the sheep would be anywhere on the island the party isn't at, because the party is headed towards hungry communists and is currently fighting demon-things. Also, the party has a voracious carnivore and a paranoid schizophrenic bat.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183766
183768 183769
>>183764
Awwwwww.... I don't have antioutsider spells.
Regardless, Dust is even more mad at this. However, instead of attacking himself he makes his way over to Kira. He looks her in the eyes as he reaches a hoof to touch her weapon. She can see a blue glow travel from the earth, through Dust's three planted hooves, into his fourth hoof and into her bow. It feels noticeably colder.
"I hope for now this will suffice
To imbue your bow with the essence of ice"
All arrows will do an extra +1d6.
He then readies himself in front of Kira to defend her until his next turn
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183768
>>183766
Very cool (ha!)
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183769
>>183764
You didn't answer about the ponies, tho

>>183766
Kira: "D'awwwwwwww, thank you Dust!"
GM Pony
098a2d5
?
No.183770
>>183762
They are not in good health, but yes. They looks possessed, or at least, their eyes and mannerisms are creepy

>>183765
This is exactly what happened
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183771
183775 183776 183778 183779 183780 183786
Okay. This actually does change things.

Hound Left - moves in to bite Silver
[1d20+5 = (4+5) = 9]
[1d8+1 = (8+1) = 9] [1d6 = 3]

Hound Right - moves in to bite Mala
[1d20+5 = (7+5) = 12]
[1d8+1 = (1+1) = 2] [1d6 = 4]

Petrushka Rifle Pony 1 - Shoots Dread Halberd
[1d20+4 = (5+4) = 9]
[2d8 = 11]

Petrushka Rifle pony 2 - Shoots Cavalieri
[1d20+4 = (6+4) = 10]
[2d8 = 9]

Petrushka Rifle pony 3 - Shoots Dread Longsword
[1d20+4 = (19+4) = 23]
[2d8 = 8]

Petrushka Officer - Shoots Dread Halberd
[1d20+3 = (2+3) = 5]
[2d6 = 7]

Petrushka Sailor 1 - Attacks Defiant Dust with Wrench
[1d20+3 = (17+3) = 20]
[1d4+1 = (3+1) = 4]

Petrushka Sailor 2 - Attacks Kira with hoof
[1d20+3 = (10+3) = 13]
[1d3+1 = (2+1) = 3]

Petrushka Sailor 3 - Attacks Brie with hoof
[1d20+3 = (19+3) = 22]
[1d3+1 = (2+1) = 3]

Petrushka Sailor 4 - Attacks Posey with wrench
[1d20+3 = (7+3) = 10]
[1d4+1 = (1+1) = 2]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.183773
I have returned
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.183774
>>183764
Posey is enamored by the cute doggos
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2R4GVkLys4w
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183775
>>183771
22 hits, and hp down to 27
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183776
>>183771
Dust is hit with a wrench in the flank as he's trying to help Kira. Although his armor prevents it from being too bad, it's still gonna bruise in a few minutes and hurt like a bitch.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183777
183780
Cavaliere's turn.

Also, everyone please roll damage on your round
Rosey "Posey" Ring
e4a9955
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No.183778
>>183771
Longsword Dread is hit
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183779
>>183771
The hellhound bites down on Silver, only to find a mouth full of flak jacket and no pony flesh to speak of.

Kira noodles her way out of the way of the hoof attack, looking at the sailor with pleading eyes. "Please, don't do this! Fight the Traveler, fight him!"
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.183780
183781 183786 183788
>>183771
>>183777
The pony with a rifle misses.
Cavaliere draws his revolver in the blink of an eye and blasts off two rounds at his assailant.
[1d20+7 = (20+7) = 27]
[2d6 = 7]
[1d20+7 = (4+7) = 11]
[2d6 = 9]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.183781
183782 183783 183786
>>183780
Confirming
[1d20+7 = (20+7) = 27]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.183782
183785 183786
>>183781
Uh, do I roll again? Do we have exploding criticals? What happens now?
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183783
>>183781
Damn, thats an instant kill with some metrics
Anonymous
e4a9955
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No.183785
>>183782
Pretty sure 14 damage should put him in the dying condition anyway.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183786
183787 183788 183792
>>183780
Cavaliere shoots the Marine straight in the head right beneath his helmet and between the eyes.

He falls to the ground, limp

>>183781
>>183782
It's a pretty simple 3x damage

>>183771
Mala's turn

Mala aims and shoots twice at the hound that tried to bit him
[1d20+6 = (20+6) = 26]
[2d10 = 6]
[1d20+6 = (4+6) = 10]
[2d10 = 11]
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183787
183792
Posey's Turn

>>183786
[1d20+6 = (2+6) = 8]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183788
183790 183791 183832
>>183786
>>183780
Kira gasps in shock and horror at seeing the pony slump down, dead. She stares at the fallen creature, eyes wide and pupils shrunken.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183790
183798
>>183788
This would be the first time Kira has seen any sentient creature die, at least in direct combat

Fluffernoodle is after Posey
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183791
>>183788
Brie tries to pass a glance at Silver about Kira's credulity, but now probably isnt the yime
Anonymous
e4a9955
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No.183792
183795
>>183786
Poor pupper...
>>183787
Posey commands her dreads to fly towards the rifle ponies and disarm them
Frightful Presence DC 12
Longsword
[1d20+7 = (2+7) = 9]
Halberd
[1d20+4 = (5+4) = 9]

She shouts out to the hellhounds, in infernal
[r]"निष्ठावान् श्वापदाः अग्निम् अयच्छन्ति, एते टट्टूः उन्मत्ताः अभवन्, अयोग्याः स्वामिनः च सन्ति। तेषां कृते स्वस्य च कृते पलायस्व"
Anonymous
e4a9955
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No.183793
In case that didn't translate well, she told the hellhounds to surrender, because their masters have gone mad and there is no reward for their loyalty.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183794
Its a noodle