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>>>>184207Dark Star puts his hoof to his chin in thought
"Hmmmmm you know, i might be able to help you find jobs."
>Oh Posey,>No one wants to rub your bellyI wouldn't be so sure
>>184207>No one wants to rub your bellyRood :(
Gloomy does. It's where he sleeps.
>>184210Both mares walk up to him, wagging their tails
Tricky
"Really?"
>I wouldn't be so sureShe was mean to Mala. Twice. Still think her belly is worth rubbing?
Posey drops prone on her back
"Ack! Sudden-onset tummyache! N-need..! B-bellyrubs!"
Her eyes glass over and she stops moving
Bluff
[1d20+14 = (17+14) = 31]
Its terminal
*readies pistol*
>>184172"You have my thanks. I am ready to keep pressing on." How much health would a potion of healing give?
>>184220Opposed:
[1d20+11 = (19+11) = 30] >>184222Ha! Fail
The mare needs belly rubs, or she'll die.
>>184222>health potionIt was cute moderate wounds, iirc, so it would be 2d8+3
>>184223But only barely, which leaves him suspicious.
"Are you alright? We're away from the water. If it's colic, it's a bad time to get it." He shakes her withers to get her to get up.
>>184220>>184222>>184226Mala peaks out
"She has colic. Equines have such weak stomachs." Looking to Cavaliere
"I wonder if she swallowed some of the treasure."
>>184224The mare needs bellyrubs.
>>184226Posey does not respond. She is dying from lack of belly rubs.
>>184227>I wonder if she swallowed some of the treasure.You could probably feel it if you rubbed her belly.
>>184225Give one to Cavaliere and he'll drink it if he gets hit again. He's down only 10 hitpoints.
>>184227"Possibly," he replies.
"We have not encountered any particularly good treasure yet either, but I wouldn't put it past her." Pop
Brie fires a round into the ground. And then sits, withoit a word
>>184230I think it may make sense for Garv to get a Cure Moderate wounds potion, and Brie to receive a cure light wounds spell.
>>184230"Good treasure always goes to the strongest. Even a whale couldn't pass that crown. You can't hide it either. But coins? Rings? Well, Griffin rings. That, you can try to hide."
>>184231Mala turns, startled
>>184232"Sorry, there seemed to be a degree of ill advised frivolity brewing."
>>184232"Let her have it. The way that I see it her discomfort is her payment. It's unfortunate that we'll be down a member to stomach troubles."Upon the sound of the gunshot Cavaliere whips around, his revolver in his talon and pointed at the source by the time he's finished turning. Upon seeing Brie he sighs and re-holsters his weapon.
>>184233"You could have just told us." >>184234"Bullets are far more succinct."
>>184216"Yea i could ask around, I know some ponies that might be looking for help."
>Still think her belly is worth rubbing?Yes
>>184236
The mare is in critical need of belly rubs.
>>184236
"Excuse you, but I offered the sheep first as something you might snack on. And then it turned into something that if you DID eat, you might die. And then it started speaking in ancestral tongues, including mine. And THEN abunch of weird pokemon bamf out of nowhere, and we get a pound or two of flesh taken. And tou're on at ME for being paranoid? Enjoy the sword."
Brie lights his almost-last cigarette
Posey is on the ground, her armor has slid off of her, her soft, white, slightly-plump, smoothe, fluffy kissable ponytum is exposed for all the world to see.
>>184236
Is he gentle?
>>184245Oh celestia I wanna blow raspberries on that tum.
Dust, however simply places one ear against her tum, and the other ear flicks in time, almost like he's counting.
"Colic? I don't think so
And it doesn't sound about to blow
So gas and bloating I would rule no"
>>184245>>184247Cavaliere sighs.
"Miss Ring, if you are so committed to your art of seduction I recommend working on your timing and method."Nevertheless, he gently runs one of his talons through her soft belly hair. His claws are retracted but those digits feel cold to the touch.
>>184250Better give her a few healing potions just to be sure
>>184237Tricky Truffle:
"Well, that would be nice. We haven't found anywhere yet. They've hired zebras instead..."
>>184247Placing an ear to Posey's tummy suggests something has gone horribly wrong inside her tummy: the sounds are almost Eldritch in nature.
She needs belly rubs
Roll Heal to rub her belly
>>184252"Many Such Cases of that happening, They shouldn't even be here, but the griffons got celestia to let them in and here we are."
So we have 4 potions? Here's what I vote for our final spread.
Brie and Caviar get 1 potion each. That gives them a chance to help themselves if it gets bad. In addition, since both can fly they're in a good position to retreat and take a minute to heal.
Dust, Silver, and Kira can stick together so Dust can easily heal either of them if something goes wrong.
We can put Posey in the back of an ambulance to take her to the horse-pital for her tum tum woes. Deal?
>>184253Dust is reminded of insolent fillies he has cared for back in his village. And although he's gonna get this mare one of these days, he decides to comply with her attention seeking behavior.
Rolling to wub da tum
[1d20+13 = (15+13) = 28]>>184245>Is he gentleNo. Mala is either trying to figure out if her intestines have twisted, if there is bloating, or if he can feel whatever treasure she's hiding. He presses firmly.
On the plus side, he actually does have soft paws, and is probably the only one in the party with soft paws.
Belly Rub:
[1d20+1 = (18+1) = 19]>>184247"Didn't you say you have healing magic?" Mala asks
>>184256Tricky Truffle
"Oh, the griffins didn't do that." She looks away "But uh, you can help us?" She moves closer
>>184257Zigger,... sorry. Reflex. Zebrican, i only need 1d8
>>184259"Magic I can cast
But this problem will not solve
These problems will last
Until her attention seeking we absolve"
>>184260Nigga you have half HP, a stiff breeze will send you to death saves
>>184257He asks Dust,
"Do you want to heal the wounded captives out here or take them to their commissar's village first?
Daylight is fleeting and they might have a doctor."That potion spread is good.
>>184261No, i took a 4 on the new medic check, so 20/30. 1d8 is fine cuz hd'll be fighting defensively/ranged from nowmon (ac21/24)
>>184263This is why I hate posts, cuz I cant correct my spergy typed mistaked e_e
Fun Fact: Posey did have treasure hidden in her guts earlier today (the crystal and the magic ammo that she smugggled past the guards in the swamp), but she took them out for Brie to appraise>>184259Posey murmurs in response, the belly rub making clear progress.
Her eyelids flutter, and she groans, she is nearly saved, but not quite:
>>184257Her tummy is so soft, so supple, so fluffy. It jiggles like its ticklish, and she begins to squirm slightly, the anima returning to her magical sinews.
She gives a moan that sounds suspiciously pleasured, tossing her head
"~Oh.. oh.. Oh!" Her eyes shoot open
"Dusty?! Mala?! You saved my life! Come here!"
She pulls them both in for a hug.
>>184263And I don't have anything to do 1d8. It's either 1 hp or 2d8, or keep the healing potion and leave the zigger with 2.
>>184262"Over them I can look
I shall try to let them to me not hook
But for some simple care?
Some time I can spare."
How many are we looking at?
>>184265"GAK-"
Dust is pulled into a hug, unexpectedly
>>184265Mala moves in, prepared to receive the hug.
>>184266Maybe I should make sure there's no Cure Light Wounds >>184266>Unexpected hugCute pony jumpscare
>And I don't have anything to do 1d8If you concert a lvl 1 spell into a cure spell, it should do 1d8+5
>>184268Mala is hugged
"Who's a good boy?"
Posey begins to rub Mala's belly
>>184271Mala's tongue hangs out. He'll roll onto his back if he can. He is rather fat and thickly furred. He kicks a hind leg out. His belly makes a gurgle, presumably from the bones Posey has been feeding him throughout the day.
>>184272Rolling to blow raspberries on the tummy (charisma check)
[1d20+6 = (18+6) = 24] >>184259"Of course they did, they had her ear. but enough of that for now. I'm sure that i can help both of you."
>>184271I could, but Nimbus of Light is a spell I'd actually like to use, and it's my only level 1 slot.
>>184269>>184270You don't have to use it now you tard, but sure go for two 1's. Let's see how that works out for you.
>>184271>>184262Dust wriggles his way out of the hug as Posey is distracted. And looks at the griffon, ready to go attend to the prisoners.
>>184276Cavaliere escorts Dust back to the scene of the prior skirmish and keeps watch.
If we want to go to the village we need Fluffernoodle >>184277If we're doing combat/exploration tonight, we need to start right now.
Otherwise, I might go to bed.
>>184276I appreciate your posture, but I'll say it again; these dice hate me like they hated Scones
>>184275"That would be most appreciated" Tricky says
Sorrel:
"It's been a while since I was employed. I mean, well, aside from that job in Mareway, but even that was weeks ago."
>>184278scrunchWe don't have Fluffernoodle. I don't really want to do combat without him
>>184279Probably because you keep arguing with Posey and making one sentence replies
>>184273"Hehe"
The gnoll has raspberries blown
He kicks his hind legs
>>184277>>184280How many injured we looking at here?