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>>183684"Knowledge on raising of the dead
To take me where my fate has lead"
>>183689>raising the dead"I do not know any such spell. My knowledge of reanimation is purely hypothetical."
(This is not a lie, unlike Clerics, who get it at lvl 5, Dread Necromancers only get animate dead at lvl 8)
"But I do know of it. In fact, I could talk about it all day." She says, with a bit of a geeky expression
"What sort of questions can I help you with?"
>>183681>>183685Appreciated, but there isnt a pony in 100mi who knows the phrase that tjis fucking sheep just said to Brie.
Im trying to be compromising, bur blat blat imo, and Inhave deuce 24's
>>183691You also got a nat 20 AoO to disarm you.
And you don't preemptively roll readied attacks. Either you shoot it or you don't.
>>183638How long would it take us to reach the village from here? I'm asking to see if I should pre-cast any spells.
>>183693Uhm, sorry, but fuck your dreads. Addy has dreds, is she in play? No. So anyway.
I would attempt to discourage you, but this is what, our 12th?
>>183695Would Brie still shoot the sheepy even if Kira looked at him with her cutest pleading face?
>>183685Kira is the only thing preventing Brie from double tapping, atm
>>183688Tricky:
"Wow... You know, I saw a zebra as a cook in a restaurant I went to see if there was help wanted. And I thought, or really, I am thinking, why does that zebra get the roll and not me? I am a better cook, surely, as is Sorrel here... I hadn't really thought of it that way until you said something about it... But yeah, you're right."
>>183681>Do not kill the sacred sheep. The sheep is Rosey's friend.Oh, but Mala can just be run off when he's in the way
>>183683Oh it's going to run. It ain't going to stick around
>>183689Mala cautiously moves up
"Another undead hunter?"
>>183695>>183697Brie gets the sense that the sheep is popular.
Perhaps his best move is to speak in person as to why the sheep should not be so popular
>>183697Kira: "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssse?"
Kira looks at Brie with her big, pleading lamia eyes.
Okay, again:
Physically, where is everyone relative to each other?
>>183701Kira's taken point to scout for danger. Silver is just behind because the party will need him to speak with the Stalliongraders.
>>183701I assumed kira was at 12 o clock, and Brie was toward 10 or 11
>>183701Posey is somewhere behind Silver, talking to Dusty.
I have to step out to cook dinner. Brb in 30-45 mins
Brie expresses visible exasperaton. Still, the pistol is on the sheep
>>183707Kek
Hw still hasnt fired, nor relaxed
Fine time for it to bolt if so inclined
>>183709May I attempt again to see if a friendly snek hug can get him to relax?
>>183710Can't fire a ranged weapon while
grappled hugged. Do it.
>>183710Yes, but meta. Ill roll the ammended (cuz comf hugs) roll now. But Brie got some funstyle splainin to do
[1d20+12 = (19+12) = 31] >>183712Slappity slappity, dont get bappity
>>183713No Combat reflexes, which means you've spent your AoO and can't prevent Posey's Dread from disarming you.
[1d20+7 = (13+7) = 20] De-escalating.
Brie wants it dead. But doesnt want to make ponies angry
>>183714You and your silliness. I try to play fair, and almost win every time
If the disarm is successful, Posey uses her other Dread to shoo away the sheep with a Run action (it has Frightful Presence), while Brie is still disarmed.
This would resolve the situation.
>>183699Dark Star Sneers as she talks about the zebra in the kitchen cooking food
"Filth, i bet they don't even wash their filthy striped hooves degenerate scum."
He smiles at them then says
"I bet you two could, make the best waffles."
>>183712Eh, might at well try it. Snek hug!
[1d20+13 = (13+13) = 26] I'm here!
>>183506"The way you describe it implies that this 'Far Realm' you know of is larger than our own universe.", Cavaliere remarks.
>>183502He also notices Mala's remark and the cleric's response.
"I don't see any good reason to butcher and eat sapient creatures," he comments to Silver with evident disapproval.
"I am a griffon and I eat meat, while you are a pony. Where are your harmonist morals and why are you dismissing one of those most basic principles as a mere 'social norm'?">>183514>Can we identify any of them, or are they unknown, ambiguous homebrew aberrations?I would assume you need ranks in dungeoneering knowledge to even try.
>>183518>Reminder that a camera was a part of the given equipment for the missionI forgot who took it
>>183522>>183530"I am surprised any livestock has survived this long on an abandoned island," he mutters.
>>183582Calm down, Welshman
>>183638>>183701Cavaliere sticks with Silver, abetter of cannibals or not, and discusses the approach to the village with him. Mainly, that as Silver is the only one to speak Severanyan he is their sole interpreter. Stealth is useless now because of the gunshots and an open, honest approach would be best. Silver should talk with the Commissar but the party should keep an avenue open for retreat since communists cannot be trusted. Of course, he should stick with the pirates alibi and under no circumstances admit working for New Baltimare. The griffon sealers should be kept hidden and away from the village.
>>183717I think Dark Star should tone down the rhetoric if he wants to get anywhere with the average pony>>183720Are you going to oppose the disarm or not?
Also Kira has you grappled.
I'm still here for another 30 minutes, btw
<If they get dreads, I get the gatli g, right?
>>183724So no, you don't resist the disarm?
Good then.
>>183728Everyone is a zigger to me man
>>183729CAn we have this convo when Broe isnt 1000km away?
>>183726I'll be clear.
So long as you are about to shoot this sheep, I will use every method at my disposal to prevent it. My characters actions are just as valid as yours.
A ranged attacks provoke AoO, and both of Posey's minions can fly.
>>183723Go buy one then.
>>183719Glad you are here, but I am going to have to leave to serve dinner in a little bit.
>>183727No, Cavaliere is a griffon.
>>183733Not a problem, let's pick up after.
>>183719Mala
"What? No..." Mala looks away, lowers his head and ears, and his eyes dart back and forth
>>183721>>183725He's upset that you're trying to use bullshit cheese hax in PvP
Which... Yeah. he should be
>>183727Acshually, he's a black griffin
>>183731Dude, it's a fucking sheep
I don't know if this is the silliest thing to get caught up over, but it's pretty damn close
>>183731If posey is willing to make so strong a stance, they should make as strong a case
Or risk getting shot
>>183738Kira's case is that it's the fog messing with everyone's minds. Also that she's really cute and she doesn't want sheepy to be shot.
>>183736>bullshit cheeseHow is a disarm check bullshit cheese? It's basically SRD material.
>>183738>Or risk getting shotI'll take it if the sheep gets away in that time.
"I will not let you harm to this sheep. This sheep is a messenger of fate. Stand down."