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Occupied Equestria - Lighthouse?
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183000
Continuing
1259 replies and 42 files omitted.
Dark Star
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No.183688
183699
>>183679
[1d20+5 = (17+5) = 22]
Defiant Dust
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No.183689
183690 183699
>>183684
"Knowledge on raising of the dead
To take me where my fate has lead"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183690
183743
>>183689
>raising the dead
"I do not know any such spell. My knowledge of reanimation is purely hypothetical."
(This is not a lie, unlike Clerics, who get it at lvl 5, Dread Necromancers only get animate dead at lvl 8)

"But I do know of it. In fact, I could talk about it all day." She says, with a bit of a geeky expression
"What sort of questions can I help you with?"
Anonymous
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No.183691
183693
>>183681
>>183685
Appreciated, but there isnt a pony in 100mi who knows the phrase that tjis fucking sheep just said to Brie.

Im trying to be compromising, bur blat blat imo, and Inhave deuce 24's
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183693
183695
>>183691
You also got a nat 20 AoO to disarm you.
And you don't preemptively roll readied attacks. Either you shoot it or you don't.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183694
>>183638
How long would it take us to reach the village from here? I'm asking to see if I should pre-cast any spells.
Anonymous
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No.183695
183696 183699
>>183693
Uhm, sorry, but fuck your dreads. Addy has dreds, is she in play? No. So anyway.
I would attempt to discourage you, but this is what, our 12th?
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183696
183698
>>183695
Would Brie still shoot the sheepy even if Kira looked at him with her cutest pleading face?
Anonymous
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No.183697
183699 183700
>>183685
Kira is the only thing preventing Brie from double tapping, atm
Anonymous
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No.183698
>>183696
Be wise
GM Pony
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No.183699
183706 183717 183743
>>183688
Tricky:
"Wow... You know, I saw a zebra as a cook in a restaurant I went to see if there was help wanted. And I thought, or really, I am thinking, why does that zebra get the roll and not me? I am a better cook, surely, as is Sorrel here... I hadn't really thought of it that way until you said something about it... But yeah, you're right."

>>183681
>Do not kill the sacred sheep. The sheep is Rosey's friend.
Oh, but Mala can just be run off when he's in the way

>>183683
Oh it's going to run. It ain't going to stick around

>>183689
Mala cautiously moves up
"Another undead hunter?"

>>183695
>>183697
Brie gets the sense that the sheep is popular.

Perhaps his best move is to speak in person as to why the sheep should not be so popular
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183700
>>183697
Kira: "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssse?"

Kira looks at Brie with her big, pleading lamia eyes.
GM Pony
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No.183701
183702 183703 183704 183719
Okay, again:

Physically, where is everyone relative to each other?
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183702
>>183701
Kira's taken point to scout for danger. Silver is just behind because the party will need him to speak with the Stalliongraders.
Anonymous
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No.183703
>>183701
I assumed kira was at 12 o clock, and Brie was toward 10 or 11
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183704
>>183701
Posey is somewhere behind Silver, talking to Dusty.
Anonymous
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No.183706
183707
>>183699
"Alright, I'll TRY to emphasize why this sheep needs to die. Am I being hyperbolic in my phrasing? Certainly! Does the sheep possess unwarranted knowledge? Uncontestably

Thats my preliminary argument

Or blat blat
GM Pony
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No.183707
183709
>>183706
Mala blinks
"It's just a sheep."
Anonymous
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No.183708
I have to step out to cook dinner. Brb in 30-45 mins
Anonymous
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No.183709
183710
Brie expresses visible exasperaton. Still, the pistol is on the sheep
>>183707
Kek

Hw still hasnt fired, nor relaxed

Fine time for it to bolt if so inclined
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183710
183711 183712
>>183709
May I attempt again to see if a friendly snek hug can get him to relax?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183711
>>183710
Can't fire a ranged weapon while grappled hugged. Do it.
Anonymous
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No.183712
183713 183718
>>183710
Yes, but meta. Ill roll the ammended (cuz comf hugs) roll now. But Brie got some funstyle splainin to do
[1d20+12 = (19+12) = 31]
Anonymous
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No.183713
183714
>>183712
Slappity slappity, dont get bappity
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183714
183715
>>183713
No Combat reflexes, which means you've spent your AoO and can't prevent Posey's Dread from disarming you.
[1d20+7 = (13+7) = 20]
Anonymous
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No.183715
De-escalating.

Brie wants it dead. But doesnt want to make ponies angry
>>183714
You and your silliness. I try to play fair, and almost win every time
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183716
183720
If the disarm is successful, Posey uses her other Dread to shoo away the sheep with a Run action (it has Frightful Presence), while Brie is still disarmed.

This would resolve the situation.
Dark Star
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No.183717
183719 184207
>>183699
Dark Star Sneers as she talks about the zebra in the kitchen cooking food
"Filth, i bet they don't even wash their filthy striped hooves degenerate scum."
He smiles at them then says
"I bet you two could, make the best waffles."
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183718
>>183712
Eh, might at well try it. Snek hug!
[1d20+13 = (13+13) = 26]
Cavaliere
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No.183719
183727 183733 183736
I'm here!

>>183506
"The way you describe it implies that this 'Far Realm' you know of is larger than our own universe.", Cavaliere remarks.

>>183502
He also notices Mala's remark and the cleric's response. "I don't see any good reason to butcher and eat sapient creatures," he comments to Silver with evident disapproval. "I am a griffon and I eat meat, while you are a pony. Where are your harmonist morals and why are you dismissing one of those most basic principles as a mere 'social norm'?"

>>183514
>Can we identify any of them, or are they unknown, ambiguous homebrew aberrations?
I would assume you need ranks in dungeoneering knowledge to even try.

>>183518
>Reminder that a camera was a part of the given equipment for the mission
I forgot who took it

>>183522
>>183530
"I am surprised any livestock has survived this long on an abandoned island," he mutters.

>>183582
Calm down, Welshman

>>183638
>>183701
Cavaliere sticks with Silver, abetter of cannibals or not, and discusses the approach to the village with him. Mainly, that as Silver is the only one to speak Severanyan he is their sole interpreter. Stealth is useless now because of the gunshots and an open, honest approach would be best. Silver should talk with the Commissar but the party should keep an avenue open for retreat since communists cannot be trusted. Of course, he should stick with the pirates alibi and under no circumstances admit working for New Baltimare. The griffon sealers should be kept hidden and away from the village.

>>183717
I think Dark Star should tone down the rhetoric if he wants to get anywhere with the average pony
Anonymous
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No.183720
183721
>>183716
If the shut the fuck up
GMs turn
U, shush and I will
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183721
183724 183736
>>183720
Are you going to oppose the disarm or not?
Also Kira has you grappled.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183722
I'm still here for another 30 minutes, btw
Anonymous
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No.183723
183731
<If they get dreads, I get the gatli g, right?
Anonymous
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No.183724
183725
>>183721
No, fuck you
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183725
183726 183736
>>183724
So no, you don't resist the disarm?
Good then.
Anonymous
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No.183726
183731
>>183725
GM
Dark Star
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No.183727
183728 183735 183736
>>183719
ZEBRA DETECTED
Anonymous
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No.183728
183729
>>183727
Dust is the zigger

One job
Dark Star
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No.183729
183730
>>183728
Everyone is a zigger to me man
Anonymous
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No.183730
183732
>>183729
CAn we have this convo when Broe isnt 1000km away?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183731
183736 183738
>>183726
I'll be clear.
So long as you are about to shoot this sheep, I will use every method at my disposal to prevent it. My characters actions are just as valid as yours.
A ranged attacks provoke AoO, and both of Posey's minions can fly.
>>183723
Go buy one then.
Dark Star
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No.183732
>>183730
Sure
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183733
183735
>>183719
Glad you are here, but I am going to have to leave to serve dinner in a little bit.
Cavaliere
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No.183735
183737
>>183727
No, Cavaliere is a griffon.

>>183733
Not a problem, let's pick up after.
GM Pony
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No.183736
183740
>>183719
Mala
"What? No..." Mala looks away, lowers his head and ears, and his eyes dart back and forth

>>183721
>>183725
He's upset that you're trying to use bullshit cheese hax in PvP

Which... Yeah. he should be

>>183727
Acshually, he's a black griffin

>>183731
Dude, it's a fucking sheep

I don't know if this is the silliest thing to get caught up over, but it's pretty damn close
Dark Star
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No.183737
>>183735
>Claws Rubbing.wav
Anonymous
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No.183738
183739 183740
>>183731
If posey is willing to make so strong a stance, they should make as strong a case

Or risk getting shot
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183739
>>183738
Kira's case is that it's the fog messing with everyone's minds. Also that she's really cute and she doesn't want sheepy to be shot.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
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No.183740
183741 183742
>>183736
>bullshit cheese
How is a disarm check bullshit cheese? It's basically SRD material.
>>183738
>Or risk getting shot
I'll take it if the sheep gets away in that time.

"I will not let you harm to this sheep. This sheep is a messenger of fate. Stand down."