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In a weird twist of fate, Brie is watching while Lenos watches the worst episode of fma Brotherhood
You know the one
"ED...WARD"
>>183855You
>>183856Of the enemies, I meant the enemies
>>183857Hell Hound Right (attacking Mala)
Rifle Pony 1 (attacked Posey
Officer (attacked Posey and dread thing
Sailor 2 (attacked Kira)
Sailor 3 (attacked Brie)
Sailor 4 (attacked Posey)
>>183854The officer crits the Dread, but failed to prevent it from disarming him because of damage reduction.
Posey was charging the officer: she moved up to 60 ft towards him.
Posey's Frightful Presence affects all enemies within a 20 ft radius spread. Sorry, I should have specified.
>>183860Okay, I though she was attacking Rifle pony 1...
Then Posey's attack is on the rifle pony and conversely, and the Sword's attack is on Rifle Pony 1
Same die
I suppose I should have also described Silver and Kira dodging and ducking out of the way respectively of the fire. Kira would have let out an "eep!".
>>183859Silver lowers his greatsword, and charges the hellhound attacking Mala, looking to impale the infernal creature upon his blade.
Attack:
[1d20+14 = (12+14) = 26]Damage:
[2d6+8 = (6+8) = 14]Kira looks to coil around and restrain the pony attacking her. "Gotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleepgotosleep!"
Touch Attack:
[1d20+9 = (10+9) = 19]Grapple:
[1d20+13 = (19+13) = 32]>>183861Posey's attack was on the officer.
If he's already disarmed... She just hip checks him with a slam attack
Damage
[1d6+3 = (5+3) = 8] >>183862Stop making Kira scarier than Posey.
Okay so Brie's normal attack is at +10, but hes stabbing someone hes grappling so -4, also hes doing it defensively (-4 atk, +3 ac, combined 21)
But the opponent also gets -2 ac cuz grappled
Oh, its a stabby stab, so -2 on both (not technically sneak attacks)
[1d20 = 6]
[1d20 = 19]
Cavaliere switches his attention to the other hellhound, shooting it with the remaining two rounds in his revolver. He will have to spend his next round reloading.
[1d20+7 = (12+7) = 19]
[2d6 = 3]
[1d20+7 = (13+7) = 20]
[2d6 = 5]
Dust's turn
>>183862Silver slices into the Hellhound.
But he doesn't quite kill it
Kira, however, dominates the pony
[1d20 = 6]>>183864Posey does attack, however, it appears that the Officer's pistol whip was just slightly more dexterous
>>183865She should be
>>183866One hits... one does not
>>183869Didn't you go?
>>183871Dust decides that hound is scarier than the ponies. As such, he runs up with another flail strike, hoping to hit it while the other attacks distract it.
[1d20+10 = (14+10) = 24][1d10+6 = (6+6) = 12] >>183871>didnt u goHis last move was 2 hours ago
>>183869>>183871Nix my action then. There were so many reflex rolls I was confused.
Hound Right - Cone of Fire - Reflex Save DC 13
Silver [2d6 = 9]
Kira [2d6 = 7]
Dust [2d6 = 7]
Mala [2d6 = 9]
Garv [2d6 = 7]
Petrushka Rifle Pony 1 - Disarmed - bucks the dread
[1d20+2 = (20+2) = 22]
[1d3+1 = (3+1) = 4]
Petrushka Rifle pony 2 Deceased (or at least, downed)
Petrushka Rifle pony 3 - Being hugged by Brie (frightened)
Opposed grapple
[1d20+1 = (15+1) = 16]
Petrushka Officer - Shoots at Posey (Not frighted)
[1d20+3 = (15+3) = 18]
[2d6 = 8]
Petrushka Sailor 1 - Downed
Petrushka Sailor 2 - Hugged by Kira
Opposed grapple
[1d20+3 = (14+3) = 17]
Petrushka Sailor 3 - Attacks Brie with hoof, Flanking
[1d20+5 = (9+5) = 14]
[1d3+1 = (1+1) = 2]
Petrushka Sailor 4 - Attacks Posey with wrench (frightened)
[1d20+1 = (8+1) = 9]
[1d4+1 = (1+1) = 2]
Mala Reflex Save
[1d20+2 = (18+2) = 20]
>>183876Reeeee stop using my worst save!
[1d20+2 = (10+2) = 12]>>183872Did I hit?
>>183876The griffon scrambles out of the way of the fiery breath, glaring daggers at the infernal hound.
[1d20+6 = (7+6) = 13] >>183872>>183876Nevermind the Cone of Fire
Defiant turns around, runs towards the Hellhound, swings his flail at it, and shatters it. With a flash of light, it disappears
>>183876Posey makes an AoO as the officer shoots her, attempting to disarm him.
[1d20+4 = (8+4) = 12]Free action demoralize
[1d20+17 = (10+17) = 27] "Oh fuck off"
Opposed opposed [1d20+12 = (19+12) = 31]
Flanking gives +2 atk, but that makes 16, and he needs 18 to hit Brie when hes not figjting defensively, and 21 ehen he is, which he is
Remaining are:
One disarmed pony
The officer
Sailor 3
Sailor 4
Two hugged ponies
>>183879Cavaliere's turn. Defiant has killed the last Hellhound
>>183885Silver and Kira both manage to dodge out of the way of the flames, Kira while still maintaining her grapple with the possessed pony.
>>183884Cavaliere holsters his revolver and moves to the pony grappled by Brie. He throws a one-two punch aiming to knock out the mind-controlled creature.
[1d20+3 = (10+3) = 13][1d6 = 2][1d20+3 = (13+3) = 16][1d6 = 2] Posey's turn
With this, his shotgun has expended all ammunition in the tube (since he didn't reload after the last battle)
>>183886There is no cone of fire, Dust killed it first
>>183887Punch, and punch. However, even with the knife wound from Brie, it's not
quite enough to put the pony out.
Mala runs up to the pony attacking Brie with a wrench, and shoots at him twice with his shotgun
[1d20+6 = (2+6) = 8][2d10 = 14][1d20+6 = (18+6) = 24][2d10 = 14]>>183889Posey Just makes a charnel touch again the officer, expending a chill touch
[1d20+4 = (4+4) = 8][1d8+1 = (2+1) = 3][1d6 = 4] Oh, I guess that doesn't connect.
She holds the charge
Turn over
>>183890Oh yeah, free action Demoralize
[1d20+17 = (3+17) = 20] "Mala darling, allow me."
For his move action, Brie will place the blade hes using -we'll assume Shinbu - into the hound's ha ds/paw/hoof
He will then as a quick action attempt to pin with another grapple.check [1d20+12 = (3+12) = 15]
If successful, he will force the hound tonstab its self (in the face, preferrably) which IS at no dex, so a sneak attack [4d6+3 = (21+3) = 24]
>>183894I know its premature, and therws a -4 I didnt apply to the stab, but still
>>183894Uh... Do you mean the Hell Hound (It's dead already), Mala, or one of the ponies when you say "The hound"?
Also it's Silver's turn
>>183889>28 damageThat pony is not alive.
Cavaliere frowns at the gory display of violence, and turns to Brie.
"Let's take this one alive," he says, gesturing at the pony being currently wrestled.
>>183897One of those just outright misses. Only one hits, which comes close to putting it out, but doesn't.
>>183889Oh, wait, I forgot my monster minions. What kind of Necromancer am I?
They charge, flank and attack the officer Posey is attacking
Sword
[1d20+11 = (20+11) = 31][1d8+4 = (5+4) = 9]Halberd
[1d20+8 = (3+8) = 11][1d10+2 = (9+2) = 11] >>183899Rolling to confirm that crit
[1d20+11 = (13+11) = 24] I think Fluffernoodle may be kill
>>183902Officer (just very barely)
Rifle Pony 1 (disarmed, furthest away)
Sailor 3 (barely)
Sailor 4
Two grappled ponies
>>183904Let's do nonlethal damage to the officer to knock him out. He will have the most information.
Monks, do your work.
>>183904Kira constricts her pony non-lethally, squeezing around the pony's midsection and not allowing them to take in a breath. She repeats to him "go to sleep" over and over again as she does so. She doesn't want to hurt him, just cause him to pass out.
Snek Squeeze:
[1d6+3 = (6+3) = 9]Silver, meanwhile, goes over to the officer with his greatsword and attempts to bash him over the head with the pommel to knock him out.
Attack:
[1d20+8 = (18+8) = 26]Nonlethal Damage:
[2d6+8 = (7+8) = 15] Brie's turn
>>183907"Cack!"
The pony is squeezed
Silver would necessarily have to charge to meet the officer, but it's doable.
The officer is knocked the fuck out, with his head hit hard and his neck nearly sliced right open by Posey's floating arm thing.
Before Brie makes his move, can I just say, when your turn is over SHUT THE FUCK UP. tks. Wait until next turn.
What I said, stab this nigger in the face
>>183905With respect, Disregarded
>>183906Hey. Shut up
>>183894