Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
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>>17398No, fuck you. I want this resolved now or never
>>17399Thats what other bread is for.
Can Tracy restock her potions?
were we gonna play tonight?
>>17413I'm in, although I'm willing to wait for Nordbro and Taylor to set themselves up.
If they haven't been scared away by all the recent faggotry.Would make for an awesome halftime show in the stadium.
>>17415I'm hanging around. Haven't felt like I had something to contribute, so I am watching some "How to be a good player" videos.
How about we agree to disagree, but not act like faggots toward one another, or else GM will start nerfing characters left and right? ^_^
>sweetest of disingenuous smiles
As far as the lingering drama, I'm just going to say (for now) that the drama "has passed, in a manner yet to be described", but so help me I WILL nerf! e_e
>>17416Glad to hear it! Is there any way I can be of assistance, lovely filly?
>>17423No icy patches to begin with due to trauma. Well technically don't tempt me with the candy, tastefull as it was, the doctor gave me. I like sweets but not big pink ones anymore.
>>17426I don't actually want to blame the candy when I think on it. I want candy now.
>>17425Sorry for the delay on that. Since he's a snake, you get an automatic +3 on bluff checks. Snek has 1/2 your hit points, has an Intelligence of 13 (though can't communicate except with you), otherwise the stats are consistent with the stats in the Monster listing.
>>17426Don't worry, I don't think anyone will permit sheisty candy.
>>17428Nice, but that brings up another question
How many hit points does Torc have?
>>17427>>17429Okay, so both of you are playing bards, though seemingly of different alignments. Any preference or idea what sorts of equipment you both would have had at time of death?
>>17430Hasn't been rolled yet, but its 15d4 + 15
>>17431I only think I had a blanket and a collection of some twigs.
Can an Efficient Quiver's contents be poured inside-out, like the Bag of Holding can?
Also, can living creatures remain in the bag, with the Necklace of Adaption on?
>>17431My guitar and my 44 magnum.
[15d4+15 = 47]>>17432>banjo dueling intensifysSo we have a filly bard, and taylor swift?
>>17433Uh, roll HP I guess?
>>17435Yes, and yes
>>17436So you're playing straight-up Taylor Swift then? Alright
>>17434Not even an instrument?
>>17438K, so 53. Snek has 26.
(yeah, you should have died when Korak shot you)
>>17436I know how to whistle... I'm only a year old
>not sure if I chose a bad starting point/backstory >>17442"I'll have ye playn the bagpipes soon enough you wee lass"
Okay maybe not died, but fallen unconscious. Troll would've saved you in that event, but yeah. Careful now, you're squishy
>>17442>is extra-squishyThis will be interesting. Being a CMC, (and having virtually no equipment or exp) I'm gonna give extra ranks in perform-singing.
>>17436Alright, but just note you only have so many bullets, and while they can be made, they'll be difficult to come by in any sort of quantity.
>>17439*Tracy add as many more knives and other sharp objects as she can to the bag*
Now, about those potions?
>>17439No im a follower of the cult of taylor. We are all named taylor, because we wish to emulate her majesty queen taylor.
>>17450IIRC, the 2 shots did a combined 56 or 57 damage, which would've put you under 0 (-10 is kill).
>>17449Thats good, cuz I was gonna reference that Ellen episode where she scared the piss outta Taylor.
>>17448That's alot of knives and sharp things. If you dump the treasure from the side pocket (you don't get quick-draw from the side pocket),... well how many sharps can you fit in a broom closet?
>>17454*Pets Filly in a very Patriotic manner*
"Have you ever heard the story of my namesake hero, little Filly?"
>>17453Meh, its ancient(?) history now. Besides, your departure wasn't much different than what would've happened anyway.
>>17455>rolls eyes"Not this shite again"
>>17456Okay.
"Now about that wankstain in the stadium"
>>17447For all intents and purposes i am taylor swift.
>>17449Can you tell me more about Taylor? Possible skills (I get firearm, perform, weapon proficiency in axe, probably some firearm feats as well) and whatever else?
>>17459What specifically did you want to know about?
>>17455I remember the one day a hippie (or what they are called) just came by one day and screamed to the farmer that lived with me that Trump would destroy the world or something. The farmer laughed and smiled the rest of the day. And I got extra candy.
>>17452*tracy disappears and dumps her treasure into her impregnable dungeon*
*she then fills it with keen-edged knives and other sharp objects as she can fit*
She has three javelins left, right?
>>17462"Well there you go little filly. Extra Candy. Damn hippies"
*Gives Candy to Filly*
>>17463Share the Treasure, Kike. We might need it to pay late tribute anyways
>>17464There's still the wagon loaded with the Jew-gold, waiting to be pulled by the draft mare.
It's kind of been spoiled that we're going to have to fight