Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
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>>17458>easily surprised>>17461Well as 'essentially' TS, she would be low strength, low constitution, good dex, better int, decent wis, and high cha. She'd have ranks in Appraise, Bluff, Concentration, Diplomacy, Hide, Jump (kek), Knowledge (arcana), Listen, Lots of Perform/Profession, and Tumble. I'll save feats for later, but I'm assuming light armor proficiency, and point-blank/precise shot (assuming decent training in firearms). Anything you'd like to add (personality, habits, behavior patterns, etc. to flesh out)?
>>17462Since you're choosing a 1 y/o Filly, you're going to be the least experienced in the party, but as a CMC you're gonna have a few ranks in LOTS of skills. Any weapons to speak of?
>>17465Nah, the jew gold was put onto the tower. Korak and co waited until the last 'trip' to ambush.
>>17465Uh huh. Share Thez's Treasure. If you don't want the Inquisition after you, don't be a secret Jew
>>17468>Implying your character even knows about it>>17467Oh, so he waited until we loaded everything onto the tower before loading it.
>>17457I don't think we're gonna get to him tonight, its probably going to take a bit to finish with and introduce the new characters. At least they won't blow up,....
"Bitch," Lenos mutters. >>17466What is CMC (tried to search without luck).
For weapon I think I would like to have an.... hmmmm... I have no proficiency, but the wheat harvester my farmer used looked cool and I think could do some damage. So if there is something similar to that I want it. But I will settle for an hatchet or axe for now.
>>17469We asked one thing of you. Stop Being a kike and let's leave the drama behind. And what's the first thing you do? Be a kike with resources you don't need.
For once in your life - once - think about other people
>>17469No, they were on the tower waiting for you all to finish. Remember that listen check that I said "You hear a sneeze from the opposite side of the tower"? ^_~
Korak knew all about the all-gravity of the surface, and positioned his men so they wouldn't be seen.
>>17472Cutie Mark Crusader, and how about a sickle?
>>17471And thus, knowing he had failed
And no one would explode again
He looked out upon the sunset
A tear in his eye
And Lenos muttered a single word
"Bitch"Torc goes to talk to him about those modifycations
>>17472CMC= cutie mark crusader
Deus vult >reaches for the nerf-wand
Why, this sounds an awful lot like salt. I would hate for there to be salt in the low-sodium thread. ^_^#
>>17474Oooo.. Sickle would be nice.
>hoping it don't lead to communism>but then again killing communists with a sickle and a hammer could be fun >>17466Im the strict mom of the group.
>>17474I meant to type "before attacking us".
He was watching the whole time, vaping his sword.
>>17475As you enter the forge, you are showered with confetti.
"Hmmmm. Con... fetti... (he's writing on the rod)," he looks up. "Need somethin'?"
>>17476Because there was no intent of changing anything at all
>>17477>>17478Alright then. Both of you are free to start. You find yourself in a bare room, made entirely of an opaque glassy surface. There is a single bed, with a chest at the foot of it, made of the same glassy surface. There's a single door that is open, through which you can see what appears to be a hallway.
>>17480"Hey Lenos"
Torc brushes off the confetti and pulls out the pistols
"Hate to bother you, but can I get the barrels extened on these?"
>>17481infernuis say trump need chill.
>>17481I was going to make it story-oriented, but I'll be happy to nerf now. ^_^#
>>17482I check the chest for traps.
>>17482Is there candy in the chest? Usually is candy in chests.
Since those bombs never got made, would Lenos be interested in working some of those Dimerterium ingots into some sets of anti-magic shackles?
>>17484>>17485Nothing has changed at all. We're back in the same shit that's happened every weekend (except the one two weeks ago) for a little over a month now.
>>17486No traps
>>17487And no candy
It (they) appear to be a simple footlocker of sorts, and are empty.
>>17490Lick chest to see if the chest is made of candy.
>>17492Oh you'll fit in here just fine
BTW, you both have your stuff that you mentioned earler (blanket and sickle, and axe-guitar and magnum)
>>17496I walk to the door and open it.
>>17496>not made of candyWell then I don't understand the point of the chest.
Walks to hallway because it isn't anything happening here.
>>17478>Im the strict mom of the group.>What I first imagined:Do your volk also look like Lady Taylor?
>>17498Its open already
>>17499On one side of the hallway (the side you're coming from) is a line of 11 doors, all open. On the other side at both ends of the hallway are single doors, also open.
Nor-filly sees a skinny blond lady with an axe emerge from a close-by room, while Taylor sees an adorable purple pegasus filly in the hallway.
>>17501So many doors so little time.
Well I guess I have to look in each room to see if there is anything exciting in one of them. I turn to the right and walk down the corridor looking into each room.
>>17504GM, can I retrieve the bodies from the fight?
>Aasimar super-human eugenics cult
I like this character. Reminds me of the video too.
Is hit die attack HP or am I retarded?
>>17510Do you know where we are?
>>17512Pats cute pone on the head