Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
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>>17870We're talking conceptually. Characters don't perceive magic by + values, that's a meta game, player thing.
>>17871Thez and Lenos both look at Tay like she just said something silly.
L> "How about this then?"
Lenos pulls out his rod
no pun and pushes a button along its surface, sending forth a short (this time) stream of about 40 more kittens.
>>17871"It's really all the same to me. I don't understand computer programming for instance. And what difference does it make if a magic force levitates an object, or if a magnet does?"
>>17873"Not sure if that violates conservation of mass. Also see if that is where Tracy is getting blood from"
>>17872That's what magic means for me though. Math in the D&D rules
>>17873Thats obviously some sort of advanced technology.
>>17874I get you, I'm just describing it how Lenos - a sorcerer - would.
>conservation of mass40 kittens from essentially a full-size mag light? After earlier spraying hundreds from the same mag light?
>>17877Listen short stuff Magic does not exist.
>>17876Teleportation, pocket dimension, compression of the kittens into an area of smaller volume but equal mass. I don't know. Star Trek has done similar. Of course Star Trek pretty much had magic. All I am sure of is that we now have to look out for the welfare of more kittens.
>>17878"consider it sufficiently advanced technology"
Lenos sighs, looks over to Tay's axe and casts Animate Object. The axe springs to life and starts bouncing around.
"Sick 'em," he says. The axe growls and starts chasing the kittens, which start hissing and running away. The axe chases them out of the room.
>>17881>>17880Obviously nano bots connected some sort of ai to my guitar
Lenos looks over at Trump and Thez. "I think this one's a little slow. Pretty though," he shrugs, walking out of the room.
>>17884>>17885Im not just a pretty face you know, and lennos im probably smarter than you.
Thez gets up out and stretches for a moment. "Well I'll leave you two three technically, I forgot Infernius never left, my faggot needs to sleep. Lovely to meet you Tay, we'll have lots of fun tomorrow I'm sure," she waves before vanishing with a <whooof>.
>>17886"I bet. I can't wait to see what your knowledge, intelligence, and training brings to the group"
>>17886>smarter than LenosThat
would be impressive, he's the smartest protagonist in the group. Anyway, night all.
>>17888Id like to see where this goes.
>>17890"So... Want to fuck while Tracy is asleep?"
>>17891Sure I dont have anything else to do.got a condom?
>>17893"uh... No. Do I need one?"
>>17895"How about just withdraw?"
>>17897"Oh yeah. At least so long as that pony was clean."
>>17901"No no, she should have been clean when she woke up in new body, and clean since. It's all good"
>>17902STDs don't follow you to the afterlife
>>17902"Thats not the reason im passing its a sisterhood kinda thing im sure you know what i mean right."
>>17904"What do you mean? I think she would appreciate a fan and I getting along"
>>17905"Its just you know tracy is super cool and i dont wanna step on any toes if theres anything between you two ya know?"
>>17906"I don't see why she would mind. She likes you. Besides, even if it did that would just make it edgier. And Tracy more than anyone can appreciate edge"
>>17907"I've seen the Japanese animus i know shes a j-ander, i know what happens when a woman crosses the line"
>>17908"Eh, let's just keep it secret. We might die tomorrow you know. That beast that mage guy has is tough"
>>17909"And if we dont tracy kill me anyway ja"
>>17910"Nah, she actually has a soft side to her. There was this unicorn I thought she was going to kill, but I found out later she actually befriended. She's got a soft side to her. You two will be as sisters, believe me. She respects your edge, and she can respect the edge in taking her husbando"
>>17910"You saw how she summoned a bathtub of blood from... Somewhere, for you"
>>17910"We're all gonna get along great. That I can tell you"
>>17912>>17911"I dont know man ive seen the memes on 4chin"
>>17911>>17912>>17913"whats going on over here?"
>>17914"Well, if you're really unsure, we can just ask her tomorrow. But I tell you she'd be completely okay with it, especially
you, since she likes how you appreciate her edge. Nothing wrong with multiple waifus.
>>17915"Hey Inferius! Glad to see you woke up. Tay and I have been talking. Thez is asleep."
>>17914"I'm serious though that I think you could really add to the team. Hearing what you said about Erde... It really made me think of what we could all accomplish. Together. And damn are you beautiful when you sing. Well, you're always beautiful, but I mean your performance is powerful. I hope it is put to good use tomorrow"
>>17916"Alright we'll ask her, ill,inspire you all tomorrow trust me!"
>>17917"Good night, and good luck"
>>17918"Same too you, extends arm like pic related"
*laying in his bed, Trumpaladin realizes why Joseph Smith went through the effort of founding a new religion*
>>17919"we're gonna kick this nerd's ass. And we're going to have a proper bath of hot blood"
*shakes hand*
>>17921"Thats not frowend upon by ...Footbal was it