Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
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>>17613"But he has a car and I know it can go very far."
>>17613"Listen, she's little, scarred, and confused. Just let me handle it."
Torc crouches back down, and pets the little filly
"I promise we will explain everything later, but is there anything I can get you now?"
>>17619"I asked her that!"
>>17618"Oh good. So you know cars. No, he won't be able to get to you"
>>17619"O-okay. I think I have what I need. I lost my collection of twigs but I know I can get new ones."
>>17614This thread is giving me goddamn diabeetus>>17620GM, what are Torc's options for shutting up Trump you he doesn't scar the poor hoers for life?
>>17597Mr trumpadin we are from the same place, german just simply became the dominant language on earth (Erde) in the 1940s and i am very good at killing things.
Alright, the characters in no particular order. (carry on, simple descriptions)
Trumpaladin is very much like he appears in pic related
Tracy likewise appears like her character
Taylor Swift also, except with a battle-axe and a holstered .44mag
Nor-filly is a purplish pegasus filly
Infernius looks like a red-furred Iron Will (MLP) w/ a freaky-big sword on his back
Torcuil looks like a bearded scotsman in tartan robes, carrying an ornate snake-headed staff, a pair of fine pistols on his belt.
Thez is a purple devil with pink hair, her wings wrapped around her like a cloak and her tail around her waist like a belt.
>>17623"Oh I see. What do you know of the great Donald J Trump?
It's very good that you are so skilled. This realm seems to have been taken over in part by Judeo-Bolsheviks"
>>17624But remember that Inferius is holding a pile of kittens almost as big as him
>>17621"If you'd like, I can take you out to find some sticks."
Torc is acting in a way nobody has seen him act before, reminded of the daughter he lost
>>17617"I've had some pretty fucking autistic fans, sister. Tell me, how
edgy are you?"
Thez licks Taylor's shoulder. "Sorry, I couldn't help myself," she says a bit breath-taken.
"In case they haven't indicated, (she tells everyone's names so characters can know them, refer to description post)
>>17628Also, for GM: can Tracy have a Throne of Blades in her >RapeDungeon?
>>17625Ah the great Donald J Trump he was The best Fhürer we have had in ages.
>>17628I-im pretty edgy tracy. I eat the hearts of my enemies and bath in their blood.
>>17629Licks thez back
>>17627"Would be fun to go look for sticks"
>gets an increasing glassy look and yawns bigly >>17632".. You and I will get along just fine."
*Basks in the wonderful thought of DJT Furher*
"We can recreate the same here. We got some faggot and his pet dinosaur we have to hang first"
>>17633"Does a little filly want to go to bed? We've got some nice extra rooms!"
>>17633*cradles filly in my arms*
Ill help you look for sticks. Would you like that? We can sing a song.
>>17634"She likes cute ponies, you can see"
*Tries again to pet Tracy*
>>17633>picks up filly"We can do that, lets go"
>>17637>REEE I OFFERED TO DO THAT >>17632More blood shoots from her nose and she seems stunned, unable to speak
>three people fighting over the filly
>>17640This is gay
>>17642>Torc's heart melts"Wheres a bed for her?" Torc whispering while rocking the filly
>>17639Do you like you heart where it is scot?
Sorry had to drift off.. It is 6am and I should get some sleep before it gets too early.
>so sorry
>>17645"I have an extra room. Full room. Don't worry"
>>17649"Sorry about what happened a few nights ago. I think I misunderstood your way of giving affection"
Thez regains herself.
"You both must have many questions! Please, ask anything!"
>>17647Don't sweat it. Can everyone make 9am PST tomorrow, or is that too early? That'd be 6p norway, and 12 est
>>17650By the way GM, what's the situation with Time?
>>17650"... I could say the same..."
>>17654Well, there'll be plenty to discuss until you can make it, and then we can get things rolling. Would that work?
>>17651I dont know what is that in central time?
>>17653*goes in full to embrace and hug pony*
>>17655Trumpaladin, I'm guessing partly carrying Tracy, goes with Tourcil, who I guess is carrying the filly, to the extra bedroom to put her to sleep
>>17657CMT MASTER RACE
>>17651Should go well. We can do it later if it is more convenient. I can go with this time tomorrow too.
>could work better, might have an appointment 7pm (but I can skip that) >>17658Ill most likely be up around then.
Alright, lets try and shoot for that time if at all possible, and we'll roll with how things turn out. I'm not concluding gameplay right now, but I am trying to arrange it so that everyone or as many as possible are collected.
>>17661tl;dr; tell me when and where
>>17659*hugs, but tries to still look edgy for guests*
>>17665I'm usually here early (around 3p ur time), so arrive whenever is convenient