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Anonymous
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No.17398
17399
Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
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Anonymous
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No.17822
17824
>>17821
"No, I came from another world," thinks for a moment, "Faerun it was called, but,... that was never my home, this is. I've been forced to leave it twice, but I'll always come back to it."
Anonymous
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No.17823
17825
Does Trump have Vandereim on hand?
Tay
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No.17824
17826 17827
>>17822
"Can we leave the atmosphere?"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17825
17828 17830
>>17820
I think Tracy is just barely big enough to be in the "medium" category, so no additional points for that. Does an incomplete Breast plate still limit dexterity bonus? If so, that's a 19 AC for her, and if not, that's a 20.

I forgot I also have a +2 strength modifier on attack rolls. So a 2 or 3 to land on the first attack, a 7 or 8 for a second, and a 12 or 13 for the third

What is Trumpaladin's AC? His main armor has never been specified, but Full Plate makes most sense. That would be a +8. If the ring shield is called up, that's +4. The D&D rules say that armor bonus stacks, which I think means I can claim the magic chain mail bonus too... is that a plus 7 or what is it?
>>17820
>Friends
"So long as I am convinced I cannot slay you, you can call me a friend"
>>17823
"Always"
Anonymous
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No.17826
17829
>>17824
"Maybe. You haven't even been outside yet have you? This tower we're in is a giant floating crystal, capable of all sorts of energy fields. I'd have to ask Lenos you'll meet him before too long, but with the place's level of design, it shouldn't be impossible."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17827
17829
>>17824
"We need to conquer this planet first"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17828
>>17825
Or maybe it doesn't stack. I don't know
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17829
17831 17833
>>17826
>>17827
Where is this lennos fellow?
Anonymous
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No.17830
17833
>>17825
+8 for the plate, +4 for the shield, another +8 for the suit
As for the dex bonus/penalty, yes
"Why don't ye tell them the whole story ye craven wench, I'd like to hear it meself!" Vandereim taunts.

Anonymous
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No.17831
17832
>>17829
"He's usually milling about downstairs in the forge, but with all the naked he's probably monitoring from the top of the main staircase at the control interface."
At the sound of Vandereim (Trump has an intelligent sword), Thez breathes a deep and heavy sigh.
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17832
17834
>>17831
Whats that sound?
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17833
>>17830
Damn. That's a lot of points.
>>17829
"Usually in the forge. That or in the cockpit"
Anonymous
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No.17834
>>17832
e_e "Vandereim, an insufferable, loud-mouthed, drunken bastard."
"Say it right ye monkey-bitch!" Vandereim retorts.
Anonymous
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No.17835
17836
"Trump, hold me up for a moment will ye?"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17836
>>17835
"Certainly"
Anonymous
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No.17837
17838 17839
As Trump lifts Vandereim, the sword calls out "I am Vandereim! The Masterful, Mystical, Messianic, and Metaphysically Most-Magnificent Bastardsword!" a light shines down from somewhere and a sound of "Ahhhhh" can be heard from the periphery.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
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No.17838
>>17837
Trump Basks in this as well
Tay
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No.17839
17840
>>17837
C- can i see it?
Anonymous
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No.17840
17841 17843
>>17839
"I dunno lass, are ye,... evil?"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17841
17844
>>17840
You said before only a Paladin can wield him
Anonymous
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No.17842
Vandereim.png
Forgot pic
Tay
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No.17843
>>17840
"I like to think of my self as good challenged."
Anonymous
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No.17844
>>17841
Yes, but anyone can hold him, except evil characters (they take damage)
Anonymous
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No.17845
17846 17847
V> "Oi, lad! Why are ye bathing in blood? Gone SOFT on me have ye?!"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17846
>>17845
"I wanted to be accommodating to our new guest, then left after the suspicion of where the hell the Blue One got it from became too great"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17847
17848 17849
>>17845
What kind of advanced technology allows it to talk?
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17848
17850
>>17847
"I don't know. Seems to be Scottish"
Anonymous
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No.17849
17852
>>17847
V> "I'm magic lass! I was once the proud weapon of a great elven prince who like yerselves came to this world from another," he glares knives at Thez.
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17850
17851
>>17848
C- can i take it apart?
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17851
>>17850
"NO. He's my Demon-killer. He and I have slain many a Bolshevik. Cut limbs."
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17852
17853 17854
>>17849
"Magic doesnt exist."
Anonymous
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No.17853
17855
>>17852
Thez looks at you like you just said something completely absurd.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17854
17857
>>17852
"I was hoping an afterlife didn't either. Yet here we are"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17855
17856
>>17853
"Something i said?"
Anonymous
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No.17856
17858
>>17855
Thez leans closer, still with a baffled look on her face. "What do you mean 'magic doesn't exist'? Of COURSE magic exists!"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17857
17860
>>17854
"Why would you hope for that?"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17858
17860 17861
>>17856
"Can you measure it?"
Anonymous
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No.17859
17860
Footsteps can be heard approaching. "Wait, wait,... did she just say magic doesn't exist? Wew!"
Entering the room is a 2' tall fellow with gold and black striped hair, wearing an ornate robe and a man-sized, curved bladed dagger slung over his back, and an intricate cylinder hanging from his belt.
Anonymous
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No.17860
17862
>>17857
"I've suffered enough"

>>17858
"Yeah. My magic shield has +2 AC versus steel, for instance"

>>17859
"Hey Lenos"
Anonymous
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No.17861
17863 17867
>>17858
"Yeah, as a matter of fact you can. Magic is measured by the intensity of spell and the degree of effect," the little fellow says drawing closer.
"This is Lenos. Lenos, this is Taylor," Thez offers.
Tay
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No.17862
17864
>>17860
Maybe your not here to suffer but to thrive and become better?
Tay
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No.17863
17865 17866
>>17861
Show me the math!
Anonymous
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No.17864
>>17862
"I am here to free this land and spread the Glory of Football. That is my purpose. I don't know if that is why I was brought here, but I've made it mine"
Anonymous
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No.17865
17871
>>17863
"Well hell, I can do that. Name something specific"
Anonymous
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No.17866
17870 17871
>>17863
L> "Math? You're looking at it all wrong. For some magic is a matter of combining attributes of items, words, gestures, and symbols. For others like me," his expression sharpens, he focuses on the ceiling and stretches out his hands in a triangular shape. Like a flamethrower, a huge gout of flame gushes forward splaying all across the ceiling (not catching fire, its glass-ish), "its a matter of inherent ability," he concludes.
Anonymous
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No.17867
17868
>>17861
GM, you never stated Tracy's actual stats while in the Cauchemar form. You did say that she only counts as "large" and not the regular" huge. Are we going by Druid wildshape rules where equipment is melded into the new form?

Also, how is Tracy able to make three attacks? I see that a level 15 rogue can do it. But a level 13 can't.
Anonymous
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No.17868
17870
>>17867
No, nor are we going by Cauchemar OR Nightmare stats. She gets three when she's got two blades in hand.
Anonymous
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No.17869
*hoof
Anonymous
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No.17870
17872
>>17868
Um... what math should I use?

>>17866
>You're looking at it all wrong
Math is absolutely the correct way to look at it
Tay
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No.17871
17873 17874
>>17866
>>17865
Thats obviously not magic. There is a scientific explication for everything.