Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
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>>17562"Be careful, you big oaf. Don't hurt them..." *trails off*
>>17565"Greatings! I am Trumpaladin, defender of Port Barry, spreader of the word of Football, and devoted the great DJT. I feel like I've seen you somewhere before, like on TV?"
>>17566"HOLY HELL! A FILLY!"
*Tries not to die from cuteness*
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>>17567I thought you were talking with Lenos
>>17570GM, am I carrying Peach Rings?
>>17570I thought he was still visible from there (wasn't it Lenos who filled the area with cats?)
*turns to investigate commotion*
>>17568"I am Lady Taylor The Swift of DeutchesAmerika, i feel as if we have met before as well"
The four in the hallway (as well as the 2 in the forge hear) "OMG THERE'S SO MANY KITTENS!!!"
>>17572Yes, but he went with Torcuil to modify pistols. (I'm gonna have to step up my game)
>>17571You can be, yes
>>17574>>17569"Please refrain from scareing her!"
>>17575Tracy leaves to investigate the sounds.
"Well, what do we have here?"
>>17573"I do not know what DuetchesAmerika is, but I like the sound of it. I am from the old America. Land of the Brave, Home of the Free. I fought to defend Her."
Assumes a crouching position. Pulls Peach Rings and a Kitten from pockets, opening the peach ring bag. Look at filly
"It's okay little filly"
Offers peach rings out in extended hand
>>17577Oh my taylor i-is it really y-you tracy cage?
A pastel-blue pony enters from around the corner from the staircase. At the same time, a multi-kitten form with purple legs slowly lumbers its way down the staircase, lamenting "Can't hug every cat."
>>17582"Hello little filly? Where did you come from? What is your name?"
>>17585"Careful Inferius. We have new people here in the hallway"
"Ooof! I'nis you oaf, its me!" Thez grunts.
>>17579"It depends who's asking."
>>17578"It is truly the most wonderful place on Erde"
>>17591"Aww. How old are you?"
*pets filly*
>>17590*extends other hand to see if pony will let herself be petted*
>>17591Torc would probaly start crying if he heard this
Good thing he isn't
>>17587at seeing its thez i hug her even more "me missed you when you were gone:
>>17592"Erde. I'm guessing we're not from the same place. No matter. I think we all have a common enemy. Are you good at killing things?"
From Infernius' (the minotaur's) hug Thez notices the new additions, and a bit of blood shoots out of her nose.
"Is that,..."
>>17596"You're so precious. Do you need a place to stay? Actually, do you need anything, really?"
*walks into the group*
*sees filly*
*newly-augmented hormones swirl a bit*
"O-oh.. ..hello."
>>17593*is unresponsive, but accepting*
>>17590*clearly flustered*
I- im lady taylor the swift i like the memes your i- in your my favorite pony.
>>17598Torc walks in, guns spinning around his fingers
"Guess who just became our snip..."
Guns fall to ground as he sees the new party members
"Well thats adorable as hell"
Now torc has diabeetus from how sweet the filly is
>>17600*tries to pet pony anyways, although cautiously*
>>17602"TOURCIL! PUT AWAY THOSE GUNS!"
>>17599"I-i don't know. I think I was staying in the room there"
>vaguely points in the direction of the hallway"But I am going to go back to the big red house the farmer I live with built in a while. I am a bit tired so I hope I don't have to wait to long before I go home."
Thez <whooofs (teleports)> from Infernius' arms and appears next to Taylor.
"OMG! YOU'RE,... (reverently) Taylor Swift!" she exclaims, more blood shooting from her nose. Meanwhile, the kittens she was carrying are now crawling over Infernius.
"OMGOMGOMG!"
>>17601"Hmmm..." *peers perceptively at battleaxe-guitar, somewhat impressed* "You've got some interesting taste in edge.."
"Well, nice to meet ya'." She says with a cocky smile.
>>17603"Relax, the safety was on. I'm not retarded."
Torc pics them up, and puts them in his belt. He crouchs down, and looks at the filly
He then mouths at Trump
"Who is she?"
>>17604No, no no no NO STAHP
>>17604"Little Fillie. Little Fillie. I'm sorry I have to tell you this. It was very hard for me to hear too, very hard. You can't go back to the big red house or to the farmer. Not ever. You're going to have to stay here. With us. Well, somewhere on this world anyways"
>>17607"I guess we're going to have to teach her how to operate an AR15 before too long anyways. She doesn't have a name. She came in here from the doors, like us."
>>17608Torc slaps Trump
"Don't say it like that" he hisses
>>17609Well, you're playing this well
>>17610This
>>17608"Don't the farmer want me to stay with him anymore? He used to give me candy so I think he liked me."
>>17611Trump stops petting the two ponies, and turns to look at Tourcil
"What? She had to hear sooner or later."
>>17612"Oh he does. He does like you. It's just that you're far away. So very far away"
>>17605I am Lady Taylor the swift who are you?
>>17614"I think I may have misinterpreted something the other night. Misjudged"
>>17606Im like you're biggest fan.