Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
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>>17664They can carry me is it makes it easier to group up
>it is not like I haven't woken up a strange place once before >>17664I habe pretty much nothing tmrrw so that'll work
Torc tucks the filly into the bed
>>17667"She likes cuteness too."
*Places a kitten in her mane to destroy all appearance of edge*
>>17668BEST PART OF COUNTRY!!!!
>>17668>Where did 666 go?I'd like to know that too...
Feel free to interact as you like, I've got lots of arranging to to. Also, feel free to ask whatever/however many questions, other players can probably answer and if not, I'll be in and out from here on.
>>17672>urge to shoop intensifiesTracy will never look edgy ever again
>>17678So Fhurer tr... trumpadin where can a girl take a bath around here?
>>17679"We've got the finest showers, bath tubs, and hot-tubs upstairs. Gilded, black marble, whatever you prefer"
>>17680*almost dies of cuteness*
>>17680Trumpaladin saves this image for Blackmail purposes
>>17680Well, I'm dead from cuteness
>>17682Could you show me the way?
>>17678>>17680Don't make me have to compensate for this.
>>17685"Why certainly. And tell me more about this Erde. I'm guessing there are few brown people in DuetsheAmerika?"
Trumapaladin takes Queen Taylor to the golden showers
>>17687"Brown People?"
Taylor is obviously confused by this question.
>>17690"I'm loving your response, even if I am a bit sorrowful that your answer hints that you do not know the joy of mass deportations"
>>17690"You know, the dumb ones with shit colored skin who steal things, and make horrible, edgy OCs."
>>17692Am I still sort of holding Tracy?
>>17691Why would you Deport your enemies when you could execute them? Deportation isnt very efficient it takes more money than they're worth.bullests are cheap.
>>17692Silly pony there are no shit colored humans on Erde.
>>17695"We had something called 'human rights,' 'compassion,' and 'the Refugee Act of 1985.' We were much more hindered. Much more held back."
>>17694Grapples pony
Torc decides to do some shooting practice with his newly improved guns
>>17696Trumpaladin is astonished to hear this
"Then who builds the buildings? Washes the dishes? Cleans the Toilets?"
>>17695*raises hoof* /)
"This bitch gets it."
>>17696"Good. Did I mention lazy?"
>>17699We engineered Robots to build buildings and to pick vegetables.
>>17701"You may have quite a bit to teach us all then. We can make this land a new Erde. We can make all lands Erde.
Anyways, we are here. Notice how roomy it is. Gold plating. Black marble floors, we made sure it's not slippery though. Need anything else?"
>>17702Uh Do you have any spare blood laying around?
>>17700Why are they all lazy why arent they colonizing their solar system?
>>17703"... Like for medical purposes? I am not sure. Maybe we have some in the infirmary. Of course I haven't seen an infirmary"
>>17703"It's either a lack of motivation, or just pure stupidity....
..And what's a solar system?"
>>17705"You'll find out little pony. If my vision is allowed to expand"
>>17704What else am i supposed to bath with?
>>17703>any spare blood laying around?"... I'm hospitable. Give me 10 minutes."
Fug, I have so much binging to do now that Infernius shared those videos, but I'm confident that I'll be able to use them to dramatically increase the quality of the game. Trump, Taylor, and Tracy seem to have things well in hand, Infernius I assume is tending to kittens, while Torcuil practices with his shiny pistols, and Norfilly sleeps soundly in her new environment. Thez threatens to skin Lenos repeatedly if he DARES booby-trap Norfilly's room. I've got meta up the ass to work on, so pardon me as I get to it.
I am going to ask that players without distinctive flags do some degree of namefagging so that I don't have a brain hemm....
>>17707Blood shoots from both of Thez' nostrils, she's been peeking from afar.
>>17705Do you know what space is?
>>17707"Oh I see. You want to bathe in the blood of your enemies. I'm sorry to inform you that will have to wait until tomorrow, after we kill this fucker in the stadium. In the mean time, please make use of our finely purified water"
Trumpaladin repeats to himself
"Furher Trumpaladin..."
>>17711Ugh fine i guess water will do.
>>17710"More or less. I've never been interested in it before though. All the books on it back in Equestria require library access cards, for some reason.."
>>17716Nope, not specific enough
>>17716It doesn't have to be THAT distinct, just the flag, or a colored name, or the name Trumpaladin, but whatever works.
>>17713"Shall we take your clothes?"
>>17715"We'll show you. Give it time"
>>17717reeeee
>>17718Lol, I'm fucking with you