Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
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But seriously now, can I get a yes/no on that potion restock?
I gtg I should be back by 12 but it oould be about 1. don't kill anything without me.
"And Trump, I'm taking the filly to collect sticks"
>>17932Right,....
>>17931What potions?
>>17928If Taylor Swift invited you to bathe in blood, you would bathe.
>>17933Like, does she have the time to buy/refill any? She already used up the magic vestment, and the dimerterium bombs never actually got made.
I want some acid resistance.
>>17934Good thinking, yeah you can have some of those. The shackles will take time to research as an item.
[15d9+30 = 108]
[15d7+75 = 133]
Rolling hp, don't mind me
[2d9+30 = 47]
[13d5+30 = 74]
[4d9+4 = 22]
[10d5+10 = 46]
If it wasn't clear earlier, keen all of the edges.
>>17939K. Now did you mean resistance potions or protection potions?
Resistance gives damage reduction of type per round, where protection gives essentially Hp against damage type?
>>17651Wait, you meant pm, right?
>>17940Idk.
Something that protects long enough to stay inside an internal organ for a few minutes. >>17941No, I meant 9a. It's 6p in Norway right now, I was going for optimal overlap.
>>17941I'd go for resistance then. Protection is what Thez used to survive Lenos' dragon-breath, whereas resistance is more for gradual damage/round
>>17941I think I was going for protection.
>>17944Not without more players, 9a was kind of a ballpark estimate, we'll see who shows up when
>>17946I'm going with no,... the amount of time it would take to fill the quiver with knives alone would be extensive, outside the standard group actions, on top of acquisition of potions and, etc.
>>17922Only depending upon the source of the blood. Although it's kind of weird
>>17928I think your character is the only one to have been anally penetrated thus far, except perhaps Inferius
>>17929yes it is...
>>17933This.
>>17932Reeeee! I wanted to fetch sticks with the filly
>>17934I was wondering how long it would take you to ask for that potion. The shackles would have been amazing, but I didn't think you'd sneak it past GM.
>>17946>>17947Food locations would have cutlery though, wouldn't they?
>>17948He wasn't penetrated, he was forcefully sat on.
>cutleryNot in the quantities that she's asking, she's already got a broom-closet full.
And she shouldn't expect the majority of them to be 'melee-grade' >>17947GM, what is the name of that magic field the mage extends?
>>17949Oh come on! Give him something less pleasant for that
>>17950What, for the >rape? Nah, context my dude. Troll either hadn't ever gotten any, or hadn't in a very long while. Here's this otherwise upstanding dude, obviously infatuated and spilling his spaghetti. She decided to both give him what he seemed to want, while also making him suffer for being awkward, but not in a way that would completely traumatize him (a little, but not a lot).
>>17951Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I wanted to take her virginity. Oh well.
This is more or less a map of what the stadium should be like, although it may be smaller than its model. See that the concourses off to the side are huge, and the seating area is huge
http://www.seats3d.com/nfl/denver_broncos/#/level_7/ >>17952TY. Don't expect that level of sophistication, but <blam>
>>17953Notice the site has information for each level of seating. Check out "suites" and "United Club."
Is the Entertron portable and it what way? Also, does it actually require input?
Checking in, I'll be ready at 1
>>17951>sufferWell it fucking worked
>>17954Oh gawd, you're going to reference seating areas in combat aren't you? K ~_~
The entertron is permanently fixed to the tower, and removing it will completely disable it (its linked to the field that operates the tower)
>>17955Your bad for saying "I love you" to a hoers
named Trollestia at virtually the outset of a date. Xp
>>17955"Walk it off!" can be heard from no direction in particular.
>>17956Maybe... And I still think that date went better than he deserved.
>>17957This.
>>17958Is taking Tracy as a mount a stupid idea right now given your battle plans?\\
GM, do the Blue Suede Shoes work while mounted?
>>17954As for input, a single scrap of dna is all that is required.
For the proceeding fight, there will be 3 types of "out-of-commission". Down, Kill, and Splat. Down can be healed, Kill needs a revive, and Splat means Entertron only
Thez could revive Splat, but then she becomes splat herself and that takes a LONG time to regenerate>>17957Taylor Swift is rapidly becoming my favorite pop-culture figure
>>17961There's a cool thing I wanna do first, but it's welcomed after that point.>>17962>A single scrap of dna is all that is required.Could that, hypothetically, be used for cloning?
Another thing to note, with all the modifiers, stats, tables and considerations I CAN GUARANTEE that I will make errors and mistakes. I will do my best, but I am more concerned with maintaining the flow of gameplay than making sure I remember each and every combat modifier or whatever. If I make a glaring mistake, please correct me and if its timely I can re-script the occurrence, and if it is not timely I will gladly make amends in the next occurrence. Also please don't issue too many commands at once, as both the variance of the auto-update, possible time lag of posts, and other considerations will likely make this tricky to keep an idea of sequence. Again, I will do my absolute best.
>>17963Would you mind having her present herself to be mounted?
"Get me closer! I want to hit him with my sword"
Also I want to know about cloning as well
>>17964The armor gives arcane spells a 30% failure chance right?
>>17963>CloningNo. Think of it as an instant regeneration device, where any exterior surplus withers away
>>17965Which armor?
>>17966I think the plate. Possibly the magic chain mail as well
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Armor >>17963Although if you want to fight on the ground with the sword, that works too, just give a position where I can use the shoes to get in and hit it with my sword
>>17966*inis rises from his coma*
Tracy is currently meditating as a Blackguard does in an undisclosed area and channeling wicked energies from the ongoing 4CC, as she prepares focuses her monstrous abilities for the imminent blood-orgy.
>>17967No, the chain was crafted specifically so to allow for the full movement of normal clothes (cuz otherise a duelist suffers when armored). Also, paladins cast divine spells, so no worries.
K, so I'm seeing Tracy, Trump, Infernius(?), Torcuil, Taylor (so many T's!), leaving Norfilly
>>17965Archane spells are disrupted by armor, except by Bards and Assassins who may wear light armor.
Paladins use divine spells anyway.