Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
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>>17715Ill give you a crash course after my bath k? I mean afterall i did single handedly convince the Fhürer to begin the colonization of our solar system.
>>17721>solar systemIsn't england closest to the sun?
>>17720I know, but whatever works, just so I don't have to hi-light posts and scroll up to figure out who's doing what. This is going to be a challenge
>>17720"If you dont mind mr trumpadin."
*Drops clothes and goes and sits in the bath tub.*
>>17723It never sets, I know that much
>>17719"Come back?"
>>17721"More than once, if you didn't know"
>>17724I do what I want
>>17726Too right, fair enough. Carry on then.
>book flipping intensifies
GM, can Tracy restock her potions or not?
[1d20 = 13]
Performance roll
>>17734Call me retarded, but my guess is strip dance
>>17739Aw thanks tracy it makes me feel good to be complimented on my singing.
>>17741"And damned fine choreography to go with it, might I add"
>>17742Your making me blush trumpadin.
>>17740*confiscates clothes*
>>17741"I can recognize talent when I see it.
I'm going to go take my bath before these autistic faggots pit us all to our dooms against that weird dog."
goodnight everyone Thez wakes up to the sound of the music and rushes to Infernius.
"I'nis,... I hope you won't be mad,... but she's hawt. I hope you won't let it bother you though, you're still my favorite," she says lifting a wing and revealing her hip, on which the gemstone pattern shows a small picture (inspired by Tracy's cutie mark) of her tail entwined with his.
>>17743"If you can do that here, there's so much I know you can do. So much talent. Our potential is unlimited. You'll get a hell of a lot more than a bathtub of blood, I can promise you that. And more than a solar system."
>>17744"Let yourself not be discouraged. I'm not stopping till I have the stars"
>>17746The bull can come too if he wants.
>>17744"Are you sure you don't want to bathe with us?"
>>17746Trumpaladin stares down Thez
>>17749"O-oh, Flashy. I didn't know you fancied blood baths."
*gets in the tub, which I assume is big enough for everyone*
>>17748>>17746me dont mind me come too.
*leaves cats goes to bathroom*
>>17751"Just like... what the fuck Tracy"
*disgust*
>>17752Trumpaladin's look of seriousness resumes
"You defended an Empire, didn't you? Now, we can create one. And damned straight you can. You'll have the opportunity of a lifetime tomorrow"
>>17751All Trump bathtubs are big enough to hold multiple women besides a man
>>17756Just what I was thinking. This is almost suspicious levels of lewd
>>17754>*disgust*The bathtub is full of blood, and you invited her in.
>>17756D-d-delet this!
>>17756"God, please be deer. Please be deer"
>>17754I did with the help of the others. We were able to bring down (((them))) all
>>17759I've been implying thart she's been wreaking havok on the local wildlife for months, but I won't tell you what this is.
*picks floating eyeball out of the tub and looks at it*
Thez whispers to Infernius "Its like she can read minds."
>>17760"You've done it before? I'm impressed. We'll do it again. And again."
>>17761I'm guessing probably mammal then?
Kittens?
>>17765"You have new brothers and sisters here. Perhaps a new furher as well"
>>17767Thez crosses her fingers and mutters "Please don't be a troll. Please don't be a troll. Please don't be a troll...."
>>17768Don't make me hang a bitch