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VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
\r
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Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9673
1540545__safe_artist-colon-ravvij_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_female_filly_funny_green_mare_meme_reeee_screaming_screech_solo_speech b.png
>>9669
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9674
9684
1508210064994-0.png
1508372035087-0.png
Wherever I am, I must >rape.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.9675
9680
>>9669
>Trump, Torcuil and Trump
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9677
9679
>>9669
That's it

I'm spending the rest of the group's money to buy a 757 from a failing Texas Oil Company
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9678
9680
The 757 has an optimized cruising speed of 782ft/s
Not Tracy
w7TKI
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No.9679
>>9677
WhoPutYouInChargeOfTheGroup'sFinancesREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe!
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.9680
9681 9686 9687
>>9675
>Torcuil
>Trump
>Tracy
>Thez

>Infernius
>>9678
I like planes
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9681
9682
1507077242858.png
>>9680
>pic related is what im gonna do since i now know im the least liked.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9682
>>9681
I meant you broke the naming scheme
Not Tracy
w7TKI
?
No.9683
Infeernius's character really has been the most heroic, brave, and compassionate character through this whole campaign, desu.
Anonymous
pzwsZ
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No.9684
9685
>>9674
>See this on the front page
>rape
Not Tracy
w7TKI
?
No.9685
>>9684
The top of the thread is where >rape posts belong
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9686
9687 9688
Trumpaladinairlines.jpg
>>9680
It's a lot of plane for a relatively low price

>Donald Trump’s Boeing is one of the fastest airplanes in the world. It can achieve more than 500 miles per hour speed. The Boeing 757 is powered by a pair of Rolls-Royce RB211 turbofan engines to fly for 16 hours and can go more than 500 miles per hour.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9687
>>9680
Actually, Thez hasn't been seen this morning.
>>9686
If you like, wings can be put on the tower in the next session inbetween.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.9688
9692
>>9686
They fly pretty well too
>source: flight simulators
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9689
9690
GM please give Tracy a chance at the gate already.
What does the gatekeeper ask next?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9690
9691
>>9689
>Wants to get in the city while so many others are as well
WAIT YOUR TURN
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9691
9695
>>9690
Wasn't she at the gate in >>9662 → ?
What next?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9692
9693
00ee71da21167676c12348b280241165.jpg
>>9688
>Boeing 757 has one of the best offers to pilots – glass cockpit. A glass cockpit is often thought as an aircraft cockpit equipped with large computerised screens which display flight information. It includes feedback loops and ability for self – checking to alert the pilot about problems before they become emergencies. Glass cockpits will become standard for aircraft in the future.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9693
9694
>>9692
Fine, I'll be the damn pilot
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9694
9699
GM,
make >>9693 happen!

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9695
9696
>>9691
Alright, sorry. You have my undivided attention.
The guard follows with the question: "Talent?"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9696
9697 9698
>>9695
"Cutlery, combat, survival, butchering, general edginess, athleticism, crafting simple weapons, and proficiency in the new school of arcane magic known as.. futbol"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9697
>>9696
>proficiency
Shit, I meant knowledge. Magic proficiency if for unicorns and 30+ virgins.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9698
9703
>>9696
He looks at you like you're some kinda stupid. The like behind you starts to murmur with irritation.
"I mean uh,... whats your singular talent?"
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.9699
9700 9701
>>9694
Should we hijack a plane?

Anonymous
UtICM
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No.9700
>>9699
i feel like me and you would have to, since trumps lawfull
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9701
>>9699
Are there any around to hijak? Why not purchase one from a company about to enter bankruptcy proceedings, like the real DJT did?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9702
9704 9708
There are no planes
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9703
9706
>>9698
"Edge."
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9704
9705 9706 9707
usa-trump.jpg
>>9702
*rees with such intensity, Tracy should be able to hear it*

FINE! We'll take the helicopter. Even if it is less roomy...
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9705
>>9704
What do you want a helicopter for when you've got a flying mount?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9706
9709
As the tower slowly approaches the city, more gasps of awe and amazement can be heard echoing up the line. There are a good 100 ppl behind Tracy at this point.
>>9703
The guard makes a note on his clipboard and waves you past. The next room (its more just a cordoned area) has another guard at the end of line of about 10 ppl, the same who were in line before.
>>9704
You have a flying building and a flying mount. Thats all.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.9707
9715
>>9704
I can still pilot those
In theory
Beginning Boarding for flight 420 to...
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.9708
9710
>>9702
how much faster is Uatchit than the tower?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9709
9712
>>9706
Use every detection-related ability to get a better grasp of wtf is going on.
Waits until it's her turn.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9710
9711 9719
>>9708
Fly = 1000'/min Tower = 30'/min
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9711
9713
>>9710
>Thread was made 37 minutes ago
I'll take 30 minutes
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9712
>>9709
Unfortunately everyone is pretty tight-lipped, though there's an air of anticipation amongst the crowd despite their adverse and rough persona. There is an element of hope to everyone's stance.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9713
9714 9716
>>9711
Don't assume game time = real time
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9714
>>9713
Reees again, more intensely
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9715
>>9707
So are we going to use the heli?
I need a destination
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9716
>>9713
pls speed things up. I'm dying to just get through this.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.9717
9721 9725
trump me think we could get their faster on our mounts.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9718
After a prolonged wait, Tracy reaches the next guard.
"Weapons?" he asks.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9719
9720 9722
>>9710
Wait, is that a measurement of feet traversed in one minute, or the number of minutes to get to Cardigan or whatever it's called?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9720
9721
>>9719
thats feet per minute
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9721
9724 9725
>>9720
reeeing intensifies
>>9717
"Fuck it, let's go that way"
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.9722
>>9719
Feet per minute
I guess no one wants free helicopter rides
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.9724
>>9721
who take torc?
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.9725
9727
>>9717
>>9721
I don't have a mount
VE6yo
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No.9726
[1d20 = 7]
>>9723
"Step through the arch" he directs.
<BEEEEWWWWWP>
"Ma'am, I need all weapons deposited. You will be able to retrieve them upon exit."
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9727
9728
>>9725
You have Trollestia
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.9728
9729
>>9727
Wait, that worked?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9729
9732
>>9728
That was the plan from the beginning. You wanted a unicorn yes? I thought this was established/
w7TKI
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No.9730
9731
[2d20 = 12]
*opens knife cozy*
Several hundred knifes fall out in a massive pile on the conveyer belt.
Bluff + Sleight of Hand to conceal the other half of the bag's content
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9731
9733
>>9730
>I got greedy and rolled two dice
This is what I deserve...
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9732
9734 9736
>>9729
I honestly had no idea what was going on.
So where are we going?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9733
9735
>>9731
"Look lady, I don't got all day. You can put 'em in in the bin, ALL of 'em, or you can get up outta my face."
Yeah, he's a nog.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9734
>>9732
I ask myself the same question. Not having the resources of the Tower to access, nor any standing army from Port Barry, changes things
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9735
9740
>>9733
*Dumps over nine thousand knives on the conveyor belt, causing massive inconvenience to everyone involved*
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9736
9737 9738
>>9732
The Tower is currently moving north, while Trump and Infernius mount their respective mounts; the former on Fae in a regal pose, while the latter surf-boards along on Uatchit (he notices that the saddle is extra rough to accommodate feet vs. sitting)
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9737
9739
>>9736
I'll follow those faggots
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9738
9741
>>9736
What about Ponimaru?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9739
9742
>>9737
First, you'll have to impress Trollestia with your rare Pepe collection.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9740
9745
>>9735
He looks over at the conveyor. He looks at you. He looks at his shoes, then the ceiling, then wipes his nose: "Ma'am," he begins. He waves over to his right.
"We're gonna have to uh, I don't know, I gotta get my supervisor," he apologizes unconvincingly.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9741
>>9738
Ponimaru is not available for some reason.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.9742
9743
>>9739
this.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.9743
9744 9745
>>9742
Didn't I already do that?
And thats when I gave my back story
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9744
>>9743
Yes. She said it'll need a re-write, but it was accepted
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9745
9746 9747
>>9740
*Rapidly throws knives back into knife cozy with godlike profession*
>>9743
You did; GM just never showed her reply to the Pepe collection.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9746
>>9745
Oh fuck off
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9747
9748
>>9745
"Now hold on, don't get maaaaad." he tries to calm the situation.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9748
9749
>>9747
She's not mad (yet). She's just putting her shit back in the bag, because it's only a problem outside of it (12 foot tall pile of knives is just a hassle to deal with).
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9749
9750
>>9748
"Ma'am, you're gonna have to leave the whole thing here. I mean uh,... all of it. I mean we can get all ur shit back to you, but in order for ME to let YOU up in HEEEAH, I'm a need u to drop the knives. Please understand that I ain't hatin'. Nah, a talking pony (he had plenty of spot checks) could go pretty far up in here. But in order to get IN, you gotta drop ALL your weapons. Sorry, that's just how this game works."
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9750
9751
>>9749
>eyes blaze
>teeth clench
>lip quivers
>ears flatten alongside her head
".............Fine..!"
*hands over the bag*
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9751
9752 9753 9755
Trump and Infernius arrive on Fae and Uatchit respectively. They kinda shuffle to the side of the entrance to be out of the way but still on hand.
>>9750
"Thank you, I know it sucks. Sorry 'bout dat." he says as Tracy is veritably shoved into the next section of cordone and canvas walled hallway. The same line that has been in front of her still is so, and the current room seems suited to dealing with more than one person at a time. Tracy sees that the line in front of her depletes at a much faster rate, while the people who were behind her in line quickly stream into the area.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9752
9756
>>9751
Now who and what do they see?
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.9753
>>9751
i go to the front of the line.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9754
Uh, I guess then Trumpaladin tries to flag down a guard
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9755
9764
>>9751
Tracy looks around the strange establishment inspectively and attempts to take note of her surroundings (building+people), however, she's a bit distracted trying to stay sane without her knives...
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9756
9757 9758 9759
>>9752
Trump and Infernius see a line of people well outside a building and a steady pace of people maintaining the line as it proceeds inwards. There is a tell-tale pile of blades in the security checkpoint at least one of which Infernius has has up his ass at some point. Simply put, both Trump and Infernius know that Tracy is inside. Maybe Torcuil too but IDK what he's doing.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9757
9760
>>9756
Flag down a guard
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9758
9761
>>9756
Last time he said he was following Trump and Infernius.
Would Trollestia let him ride her?
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9759
9770
>>9756
i barge to the front of the line.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9760
9762
>>9757
"Lookit this guy. Wait in line like everybody else!"
He shakes his head and mutters to himself.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9761
9763
>>9758
Yeah, out of boredom if nothing else
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9762
9766
>>9760
"We would like to speak to who ever is in charge here?"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9763
9765 9766
>>9761
What did she think of the Pepe collection (This is important to me)?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9764
9771
>>9755
*follows the crowd*
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9765
>>9763
its important to us all.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9766
9767 9768
>>9762
"This guy, you funny man. I hope you do well." he dismisses.
>>9763
Wait, its important to you what she thought of his pepe collection. Is that accurate?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9767
>>9766
"Uh... Excuse me? What the Hell is going on?"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9768
>>9766
>Is that accurate?
YES!!!
It'll actually determine whether or not I stop Tracy from eventually attacking her.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9769
9770 9771
Meanwhile Tracy continues to slowly work her way in line along what appears now to be a spirallized dome, where the line spirals along the inside perimeter of a tower that eventually redirects inward at a portal. She finds herself greeted with another guard.
"Any valuables, please deposit all valuables, if you don't want it getting jacked, please put it here now. Passed this point is NO liability nahwhaddamsayin?"
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9770
>>9759
what abou me?
>>9769

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9771
9772 9773
>>9764
*Frustration and knife withdrawal festures as she waits in line*
>>9769
>IAlreadyCameThisFar.jpg
*drops her shit and goes for it, bringing just her chains*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9772
>>9771
Pretty sure those stay at the check point
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9773
9774
>>9771
>chains
"Uh yeah, lady you're gonna have to leave those. In fact, I'ma have to tear some shit out the nigga at the last checkpoint. Mothafucka"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9774
9775
>>9773
>roooooooooooooooooooooo
Drops everything and jumps into the unknown.