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Airline Peanuts
VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
\r
909 replies and 57 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9981
>>9980
dramatic*
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9982
9983
>>9980
>dramatic lead-up
What's missing?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9983
9984
Diomedes-demon.jpg
>>9982
Ah, nothing. I was just sort-of proud of being able to write-up a shift to full size, without the transformation appearing awkward/forced.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9984
9987
>>9983
Don't worry, its still a transitive element. It'll be fully defined by the next session
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9985
9987
GM departing shortly. Player have ~ the next 3 hours to declare any meta, preparatory, or strategic elements they wish to apply to their characters.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9986
Any participating players, the current situation begins with this: >>9874

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9987
9989 9990
>>9984
Yeah, I get it. I ewas just figuring this battle would take a long time, so I separated my character development and transformation plans into separate levels (I took it this battle was going to last us all night), each level being based on stanzas of ancient Greek poems that described the increasing madness and transformation of the dreadful Mares of Thrace due to their unnatural treatment.
No worries though. I'll have it figured out later.
>>9985
Yeah, I'm going to have Tracy go berserk and mow down some of the smaller guys as she's growing bigger (if she's not already big), before she moves on to the Big Fish, when it appears. I'm hoping to get a lot of kills on her, and practice that cleaving feat.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.9988
>Meme Mage appears
Hello, I live
>>9973
>only meme magician
Excuse me sir, No


Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9989
9991
>>9987
We 'may' finish tonight TBH, and that's a good call (cleave practice).
>NOT only meme magician
There are others?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9990
9996
we nightmare nao.jpg
>>9987
Hoping to get the change to burn a lot of the map too, desu.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.9991
9992
>>9989
its the fact that you called someone other than me the only one
Also what do you mean "finish"?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.9992
9993
>>9991
No, you're the only one. By finish, I am referring to what I've got cooked up for this latest situation
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.9993
9994
>>9992
Ahh, understood
>waits for >>9999 >rape
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9994
9995
>>9993
Be awake at the time, and you'll get it.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.9995
>>9994
>awake
Did you guys think I was asleep?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9996
9997 9998
>>9990
Touch my city, and you shall die with the rest of the extraplanars
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.9997
>>9996
>my otp is fighting
Noooooooooooooooo
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.9998
10003
>>9996
Okay...
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.9999
9993 10002
Trollestia is still mine
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10000
10002 10678
Don't forget Trollestia is mine
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10001
nightmare form 2.jpg
Donec mors nos partem.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10002
>>10000
>>9999
>drinks bleach
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10003
10006
>>9998
I was going to just take it. Why did I post that?
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10004
10005 10006 10007
1506784205396-0.jpg
>tfw you dream you have a girlfriend that loves you then you wake up.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10005
>>10004
I know that feel bro
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10006
10012
>>10003
If you don't want death to part you sooner, you should not burn down Port Barry
>>10004
Aww... Girls never really love you, you are always a way of satisfying some inner need for them
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10007
10008 10010
474320__grimdark_questionable_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_comment bait_danger_if you see this image while scrolling_rape_>rape_stab.png
>>10004
Are you ready for the blood-orgy tonight?
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10008
10009 10012
>>10007
>rape

Oh God, a blood orgy?
>makes overcoat
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10009
10011
>>10008
No time!

Cast a spell putting out the fires in the city. Because the city is on fire. Then, cast whatever spells you have increasing the attack or defensive powers of the party, or maybe create a protected fall back area. Then, cast a mass area-attack spell on the enemy in front of us

See what I did in >>9919

Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10010
>>10007
Yea im just catching up.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10011
10016
>>10009
What
Why?
Enemy?
I havent really read
w7TKI
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No.10012
10013 10014
[1d20 = 16]
>>10006
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOVE IS REAL!

>>10008
I hope you have some spicy memes to get through this one.

Tracy rolls detect to look for useful dropped weapons or body parts from the hellions.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10013
>>10012
>builds up my mobile meme collection
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10014
10015
MA-8503S.png
>>10012
Why not take Trump's Halberd?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10015
10017
>>10014
When did he get a Halberd? Is it even here.
Tracy isn't proficient with that kind of tool anyway. She'd be better-off with the kunai.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10016
10021
>>10011
You really should.
Okay, I'm more of a faggot than I thought. My extra-curricular (cuz this is 'curricular') business isn't until Wednesday. I'm here for the duration,... with very cold feet and hands at the moment.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10017
10018
>>10015
At the weapons shop. Same time he got Vanderiem. And he carries everything on him always
>If the weapon you wanted to use was the kunai, then use the kunai
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10018
10019 10023
>>10017
Eh, I'll give the Halberd to Fae. She knows how to use the Spear-Axe-Hammer of death
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10019
10020
>>10018
No she doesn't.
"And what do you intend for me to do with this?"
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10020
10025
>>10019
"Kill the enemy"
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10021
10024 10025 10026
>>10016
What kind of enemy are we talking here?
>looks at Ttollestia
I may need you for the battle
Go do some unicorn shit, but be ready
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10022
10024 10025
Oh no terry and his son are they still at his shop gm?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10023
435887__safe_artist-colon-extradan_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_solo.png
>>10018

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10024
>>10021
>being this rude to a lady
Trade her some of your Pepes.
>>10022
Oh no!
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10025
10026 10027
>>10021
Trollestia is still in the Tower, which is several miles off yet.
>>10022
All essential civilians are safe inside the quarantine.
>>10021
Seriously, read back.
>>10020
Fae is not proficient with any martial weapon. She's got claws, fangs, pounce, and roar.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10026
10028 10030
>>10021
Demon, devils and the rats. The whole horde.
>>10021
You need her now And I'll need her later for entirely different purposes.
>>10025
She can teleport though, right?

Fae has claws. With those she can grasp a spear
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10027
10029
>>10025
Ugh, fine
>Trollestia is gone even though I asked about it last night
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10028
10031
>>10026
>She can teleport though
Yeah, but she's kind of a bitch too. She didn't do anything while Soros was attacking the city.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10029
10030 10031
>>10027
You can still get her, but at the moment she's not present cuz she wasn't present when Thez poofed in and grabbed everyone. She can teleport, and though a troll I wouldn't assume she won't take up arms with what's going on, assuming someone doesn't retrieve her first.

Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10030
10031 10032 10033
>>10026
>murder horse is being nice
Hmmmmmmm...
>>10029
>Thez poofed in and grabbed everyone
Yeah, I missed some shit
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10031
>>10028
>At least Trollestia has never contemplated buring down Port Barry, has never stabbed Inferius, and has never kicked Trump
Tourcil was pussyfooting about taking Trollestia as a mount at that time, so she couldn't be summoned
>>10029
She had to have heard the Arianna Huffington Tweet, and that has to be exactly the sort of thing that would interest her
>>10030
READ
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10032
>>10030
I'm murder hoers, he's the guy who keeps trying to steal your waifu.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10033
>takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's about to go down.
You ready for this?
"... yeah."
You know it has to be this way. The mechanics wouldn't work if we keep on how they have been going.
"... yeah, I know."
>>10030
Yeah ya did. You've got time though
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10034
10035 10037
I gotta burn something big before the level up if I want to take the prestige class
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10035
>>10034
Don't worry about that. There's gonna be a time-gap after this fight, with plenty of exp to devote.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10036
10038
>>9924
Oh, huh
So this is the shit we are dealing with?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10037
Spoilered
>>10034
And maybe Trump needs to slay or eternally banish a Cauchemar to level up in demon slaying
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10038
10040
>>10036
Yeah, shit got real really quick, and under everyone's noses. I didn't plan for everyone leaving, but the rest I did plan for. It all happened at the same time, and 'this' is the outcome.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10039
10040
... all day yesterday, as the party continued with the 'standing in line' story (I'm not criticizing, but being aware of what was happening elsewhere there was a good deal of face-palming) I was thinking "Well that happened unopposed, and that happened unopposed, and that, and that, and that."
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10040
>>10038
>>10039
Ahhh
Honestly, I was busy and tired as fuck yesterday, so I just went with the flow.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10041
10042 10045
Tracy closes her eyes and hones her Concentration skill, trying to focus on maintaining her larger shape.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10042
>>10041
Torcuil prepares his staffs (staves?) and studys his meme book, remembering an old battle anthem
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kh7cTdoGaQ
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10043
10044 10047 10054
as soon as shit pops off, infernuis is gonna charge the horde coming at us.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10044
10046 10047
>>10043
K, Infernius is set. That leaves Torcuil, Trump, and Tracy. I'll wait until they declare progressive (time-sensitive) actions.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10045
10054
>>10041
>Doesn't want to be hurled headlong into the enemy formations with knives in both hands, then transform in mid air
Uh, okay
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10046
10048
>>10044
What time are we starting?
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10047
>>10043
>>10044
actually i bull rush them.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10048
10050 10054
>>10046
Was intended for ~5pm PST, but I also thought I was gonna be occupied until then. So, whenever.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10049
10050 10052
Tl:dr
>Ready as soon as everyone is ready
>Infernius is ready
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10050
10051
>>10048
>>10049
I gotta do some shit, but expect me at about 1900 est
In the meantime, Torcuil prepares for battle
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10051
>>10050
Oooh, a suspensful delay. Any objections?
nO0ip
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No.10052
10053
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>>10049
I need to know if I am wife non-romantic partner throwing Tracy like a football
\r
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10053
10058 10062
>>10052
That is still an option, she is pony-sized at the moment. kek
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10054
10055 10056 10057
Untitled.jpg
>>10043
Assuming Tracy is at full size by then, she'd run around the side of the horde and flank the weakest-looking links in a high-speed with a full Cauchemar's monstrous form attack (2 Flaming Hooves and substitute bite with slashing from a short blade), if not snorting a cone of smoke into the crowd first (idk if I can do that in one turn, but do it). After taking out the weakest link, she'd proceed to Cleave to the next enemy.
>tl;dr: hit the weakest faggot with everything she's got from the side.
Do i need to activate improved initiative and power attack feats for them to work?
>>10045
>hands
Pretty sure she needs all four hooves to air walk, or even run at full size, but I get the picture.
>>10048
I might have to leave some time within the next two hours, for about half an hour...
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10055
>>10054
you have to atcivate power attack, improved initiative is passive.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10056
10058
>>10054
Take all the time you need, won't kick off until proof of life. Until then, Tracy's set.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10057
10059
>>10054
I take it that's a "No"

But the Horde is airborne and on all meaningful sides of us, and we're on a wall. There is no flanking the deomns
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10058
10060 10062
>>10056
>>10053
How big is she, because I'll change if she's small.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10059
10060 10062
>>10057
they're flying?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10060
10063
>>10058
She's small at the moment. I leave the rest at your discretion.
>>10059
Mostly no, but there are flying units inbound with a rapid pace. That they haven't attacked is a matter pf pacing.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10061
10065
>the Horde is airborne
Not all of those infernals can fly. In fact, most of them can't.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10062
Because Fuck You.jpg
I'm throwing something damn it! If none of the pack animals will take my halberd I'm using it as a throwing spear
>>10059
Probably? I'm not sure how demons work, but I would imagine most are in the air and some are on the ground. You have your fly-mount, so you can engage them in the air, or wait for them to land on the wall-top
>>10058
Pony sized, see >>10053

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10063
10064 10065
>>10060
If she's small, then I have to write a new plan, because she doesn't have the power attack, or cleave feats in that form.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10064
>>10063
Don't think too hard, with the way the scene has been (deliberately) scripted, any change is a snap.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10065
10066
Really.gif
>>10061
>>10063
I swear to God
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10066
0605-celeb-john-elway-240x285.png
>>10065
SWEAR TO ME!!!
couldn't help myself
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10067
Also, mainboard rape
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10068
10069
Tks based Trump-anon
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10069
10070
You're welcome.jpg
>>10068
You're welcome
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10070
10071
>>10069
(deliberate goading) So uh, any idea what Trump is gonna do when time starts again?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10071
10072 10074
>>10070
First, cast OFFENSE on all nearby players

Second, Tweet the Musolini Tweet so as to encourage the enemies to break ranks

What happens after Trump puts down his blackberry is a bit less certain, although I suspect I will have Thez play Blaze of Glory from any available speakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCeIIcPAwv8

If Tracy will have me Throw her, she shall be hurled headlong into their formations. If she does not, AND Inferius has no interest in the Halberd, I will throw it like a throwing spear into any larger nearby enemies.

After that, it's pull Vanderiem out, and charge the enemy on Dragonne back
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10072
10073
>>10071
i like the throwing halberd idea.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10073
10076
>>10072
Inferius can of course, pick up the halberd thereafter, if he can pry it from a demon's skull
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10074
>>10071
>Blaze of Glory
Stop invoking my childhood u putz. Xp
Trump is rdy.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10075
10077 10078 10100
>Tracy only proficient in knives
>checks abilities
>use Magic device skill + Arcane knowledge
Can Tracy figure out how to use those Javelins?
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10076
>>10073
trump you smart.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10077
>>10075
There's nothing to figure out. Throw them at a target, they become bolts of lightning.

Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10078
10079
a4GYAqv_700b (2).jpg
>>10075
Literally any long pointy spear-type weapon can be used as a javelin if only thrown with enough force. Even a pony carry a halberd
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10079
10080 10081
>>10078
>really wants someone to carry the halbard
Does anyone wanna throw it? No bully,....
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10080
10082
>>10079
I'll throw it