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VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
\r
909 replies and 67 files omitted.
nO0ip
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No.10483
[1d20 = 10]
>>10481
Nice roll but he's gone

In the alternative, trump smacks the fuck out of the back of tracy's head to prevent her from swallowing anything
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10484
10487
[bloodthirsty hoers noises]
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10485
10486 10487
As the essence of Soros begins to evaporate from the scene, the 'silent' sound of roaring fires echo within the character's ears,....
"Its not enough." she says*. "He'll be back*, and he'll bring ever more hoardes against you, and you, and,... you*"
"There is no stopping him*."
Thez begins an unfamiliar dance.

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10486
10488
>>10485
GM, what'd Tracy get in >>10481 ?
nO0ip
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No.10487
10489
[1d20 = 17]
>>10484
Smacks pony with a hand 64 times the size of his already yuge normal hands. Because he's not going through all of that shit again
>>10485
"Yeah I know. Only months away from death and he gives 16 billion to his foundation so it can pay interest forever. There is no end"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10488
>>10486
Fucking nothing because he left by that point
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10489
10490
>>10487
"~Unf!"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10490
10491
>>10489
Picks up pony (yes, she's the size of a Clydesdale, but he's much larger now), opens its mouth and removes anything from it, and then puts her over his shoulders so she is away from any blood or biomass material
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10491
10495
>>10490
Didn't the size buff wear off?
Also, wait for GM.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10492
10494 10495 10496
https://youtu.be/0zVKUOsUgMQ
"Southelehren, keeper and Mistress of the Gates: as your sovereign born, I commit myself to the reality that this now be true, by My will."
"Let this land be evermore untouched by those from outside. Let none who are neither blood, nor bourne, nor brought to this land EVER feel the sting of ANY who does not belong. Let the trees be free to dance in the wind. Let the people take pleasure in their lives and their family and homes. Let Football be given to all. Let,..." her voice fails, crackling.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAW.
"Gladly! And I'll do it again! A THOUSAND lives, if this be done!"
SO MOTE IT BE.
Thez turns toward the party.
"I,... I'm sorry. I hoped that I could avoid this, but,... <ahem> well, things always turn out for the best right?" ^_^
Her voice belies uncertainty and doubt.
"This, this isn't how it was supposed to be, but its how it has to be. I CAN stop him, but only if I stop everyone. So I shall".
Her physical essence, and that of all the outsiders both dead and living begin to fade away, like feathers blown off of a pile.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10493
10494 10495
"I can't,... you don't know,... I'll never forget you. Not Torcuil who doubts himself, nor Trump who never doubts himself. Not Tracy who is far more magnificent than she ever imagined, nor Infernius. Infernius. You big fukkin' oaf." She laughs for a moment, as her presence continues to dissolve.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10494
10497
>>10493
>>10492
THEZ NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10495
>>10491
Either way, he's bigger than you to the degree he can pick you up
>>10492
>>10493
Trump actually feels sad and frightened at this
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10496
>>10492
>Her physical essence, and that of all the outsiders both dead and living begin to fade away, like feathers blown off of a pile.
[Discontented hoers noises!]
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10497
10498
>>10494
runs towards thez.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10498
>>10497
*cheers on*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10499
10526
Upon realizing what Thez is doing, he smiles

"She did have it in her. I'm impressed."
He speaks to Thez, but softly, because he knows she wouldn't hear him anyways,
"I misjudged you"
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10500
10501 10502
"I'll always be just behind the veil, thinking and cheering for you, all of you. This was only an idea, and yet thanks to you it has been so much more. I didn't know that this sorta sentimental crap worked for non-humans, but what the hey right?"
She wipes her face.
"Anyway, thanks for being a part. Its been real for me, for my faggot, and for alot of others I hope. You don't get this kind of,..." her voice cracks again. She sighs.
"What I mean is, all of you are special and I hope you know that."
"Time is what it is, and if there IS a way through the barrier I've just enacted, I'll find it. Especially for you (indicating Infernius)."
"Do your best, everyone of you, and maybe we'll meet again."
And with that, Thez vanishes.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10501
10505
>>10500
"Go with God"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY

Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10502
10503 10526
>>10500
infernuis lets out a wail loud enough for the gods themselves can hear.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10503
>>10502
*slowly walks up*
*pats back*
Tracy's faggot is stabbed in the back for breaking character
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10504
10508
OKKAY!
So cinematics aside, everyone has gained 2 levels that they have to distribute however they will.
The danger has subsided and the enemies are either dispatched (or disappeared) or have fled to the hills.
Port Barry is safe again, and I can't even. Seriously.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10505
>>10501
Nice pali. It is not God that she is want to go with. In time though.
The land is safe from outsiders.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10506
10511
The players will find a variety of deliberately placed mementos and accoutrements in and around their "areas".
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10507
10509
As Thez vanishes in front of him, he realizes only then an appreciation for her that had never before manifested. But as he stares in that spot, he realizes a new emptiness. A different emptiness, only made greater by Thez's absence, but still independent of it. A feeling that he fucked up, that he harmed things, and that there is no recovering. It will never be as right as it once was, and though the system may never fail, it will ever function as it once did - as it once could. He stands there unmoving until the others are away, and then limps back alone to Trump Tower
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10508
10510
>>10504
Tracy's a Blackguard now?
If she put more skill points into Concentration (she's been training it with her kunai for while now), could she take Pyrokinetic and Psionic Fist as Well?
*sets beaten garbage can on fire to meet the requirement*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10509
10516 10704
>>10507
As Trump stands there, several of the ne'er do wells surge forward to brace him.
"She told us something like this might happen. You're the unequivocal leader now. Stand firm, and if you falter we shall be your knees."
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10510
10515
>>10508
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10511
10513 10514
>>10506
*looks around*
What mementos?
Also, muh roll of 20 to get that chunk of Soros!
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10512
collapses in the spot thez was in.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10513
>>10511
Check ur room ^;_~
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10514
10517
>>10511
"No Tracy" Trump says with a soft voice, as if he's been beaten down. "it will only do you harm"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10515
10524
830555__safe_artist-colon-wuzzlefluff_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_nicolas cage_super saiyan.png
>>10510
>Tfw three prestige classes
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10516
>>10509
"yay" Trump says sort of ironically. "Clear the streets and the houses of the dead. Take number, and bury them outside town, near the garden of the new monastery. Tomorrow we begin the rebuilding."
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10517
10519
>>10514
[disappointed hoers noises...]
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10519
>>10517
"Not all change is progress, little pony. Not all power is desirable"
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10523
For simplification (and so I don't have to do this again, ffs I had no idea):
In Trump's room is Sugoito, a +4 (normal), +7 Shatter-spike. It is a weapon designed to destroy weapons with. Its less effective against opponents, but insanely effective against the arms they bear.
In Tracy's room is all kinds of gilt an jewelry. "You're pretty, don't hide it ^_~" is the note apparent.
In Infernius' room are Thez' pair of blackened sleeves, as well as her garter belt, and a small multi-faceted stone.
"You will need the belt, but you should have no problem taming the arms. Its been a long time since they've seen someone with a heart like yours. EAT THE STONE!"
In Torcuil's room:
A ring, and a pair of bracers, and a magnifying glass.
"Torcuil, you were the first to see this as more than just whimsey. For that you have my unending gratitude. To the degree that I am able, I will look after you foremost."
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10524
>>10515
Wait a minute, she could become a Slayer too, if she had more Knowledge ranks in dungeoneering.

*Goes into library and reads every single bood about >Rape-Dungeons (I was actually going to make her do this, because I was going to see if she could get the ants to build her one)*
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10525
10527 10530
There will be a few weeks (game-time) before the next session. Players are encouraged to devise and plan as they will. Everyone is a 13lvl +2 character now, and everyone's more versed in the rules. Don't bring it weak!
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10526
>>10499
That actually means alot. ty
>>10502
U fukkin oaf

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10527
10529 10534
>>10525
*greed intensifies*
If she takes Spring Attack as her second Feat, can she become an Elocator?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10528
Alright, who unraped the mainboard?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10529
>>10527
Possibly, I'll look into it.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10530
10531
>>10525
are we in cinematic mode now?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10531
10532 10534
>>10530
Until further notice (prolly next fri-sat)
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10532
10533
>>10531
i eat the stone.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10533
10535
>>10532
Good lad. You'll need it, if you're planning on challenging the sleeves (PUT THE BELT ON TOO)
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10534
10541
>>10527
*sighs*
>>10531
It's going to take a lot of resources to rebuild, but I guess it must be done
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10535
10538
>>10533
(I Do)
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10536
"And I wanted to shout, to call to all our brothers, our soldiers, who are lying in the Russian, Ukrainian, Belorussian and Polish earth, who sleep for ever on the fields of our battles: 'Comrades, can you hear us? We’ve done it!'"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10537
Meanwhile:
"That, well it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. It did hurt though," she says to GM.
I know. ~_~
"I meant what I said though, I think they'll survive. In game or outside, I think these ones are stronk."
You're memeing at me?
"Xp are you complaining? This IS all your fault after all!"
Wench. Don't you have stuff to do?
"Nope, I'm here until something demands my attention. Get used to it faggot!"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10538
>>10535
Ooooooh, u motherfucker
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10539
10540 10542 10550
BTW before I forget (Thez was gonna say this in her goodbye spiel but forgot) Tracy: stop fighting it. You're pregnant now. I'll explain it if you want, but it is what it is.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10540
>>10539
>high pitch sqweeeing.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10541
10543
>>10534
The jeweler runs up to you.
"Mr Trump! Mr Trump, I am directed to inform you that arrangements have been made, and through this jeweler (he stops for a moment cuz its talking about him) has legitimate contracts guaranteeing a sufficient influx of wealth to the city. You're welcome,"
Signed T
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10542
10544
>>10539
Ignoring this post for the time being
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10543
>>10541
"Huh?"
Trump thinks about the business contract he overheard Thez making
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10544
10545
>>10542
He's right.
Gentlemen (and/or ladies?) its been real. More real than it should have been, which is why its been so much fun. I thank and appreciate you all, inndividually and collectively.
I plan for more, so further players need not hide nor be shy.
Good game everyone, good game.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10545
10547
>>10544
what is the belt?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10546
"Enough of that Smarmy sheit." Lenos breaks in.
"Quit being a bunch of faggots." he says, returning to the forge.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10547
10548 10549
>>10545
Uhhhhh,... put it on.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10548
>>10547
... before the sleeves
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10549
>>10547
ok i put it on.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10550
10551 10557
606742__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-randy_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_big eyes_blood_face picture_female_implied violence_i.jpg
>>10539
>thought she was infertile for all these years
>Just finished an intense, grueling battle
>massive mind-fuck from manifesting an enormous number of latent psionic powers, and abilities of 4-5 prestige classes
>now this
*faints*
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10551
10553 10554 10558
>>10550
>faints
Preggos, amirite?
Seriously, Q/A/Meta time. Bring it.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10553
10556
>>10551
Did Soros scream like a bitch when I rolled that last 20 to take a bite out of him?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10554
10562
>>10551
How should I go about slowly developing extraplanar and psionic abilities?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10555
>Pregnancy
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10556
10559
>>10553
He's STILL fuming. Do you KNOW how ingratiating it is to get BTFO by a bunch of anons on a 'random' board?? He won't live this one down, not after losing an arm (u saw how quick he was to transfer 'funds')
nO0ip
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No.10557
10560
33330283_ef24501ba8_b.jpg
Trump sighs, and pulls out an old, yet still fully inflated Football from his pack

>>10550
Tracy! he yells out at the now back to small pony-sized blue horse. He shows her the ball. "Me and my old friends on the patrol would play this on the field between shifts... hell, during shifts, back when we were stationed in Edinburgh, in the Valley. I kept it with me all these many years, through my first term as sheriff, through the tribulations against the NFL, and now here. It's one of the few things that had remained. I had thought I would use it to kick off the Port Barry Generals, but I feel like they need something less of me and more of them. I want you to take it. Not just take it, use it. See if any of the children - hell, any of the actual players, will play with you. You know I can teach you"
offers the ball, which is a bit faded

\r
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10558
10562 10568
>>10551
did i gain levels in jedi?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10559
10561 10562
>>10556
It's a videogame and paranormal board

How is Tracy pregnant?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10560
10563
>>10557
You bastard...
*is out cold, cold*
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10561
830606__artist needed_safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_monochrome_punisher.png
>>10559
>paranormal board
There's your answer.
This is /vx/: the larps are real.
Have fun being a dad.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10562
10563 10568
>>10554
Keep on, Do it.
>>10558
You seem to have levels. Go forth young padawan.
>>10559
Its a paranormal board. Okay, when Tracy drank Soros' blood she inherited part of his lasting nature, which repaired her reproductive tract, Then Trump <ahem> "adminidtered care"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10563
10565
>>10560
"It's okay, you can play it with us"
>>10562
So... Is Trumpaladin the Father?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10564
10566 10568
"That there is and would be a child of Trump and Tracy is very clearly written in the beore-prophecy of the prophecy. I thought you knew all that," Fae offers
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10565
10566
>>10563
"Progenitor is the preferred term"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10566
10569 10572
>>10564
>>10565
Fae, why you betray me like this?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10567
Yeah, that was some metaphysical shit that just went down.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10568
10570
>>10558
I did.
>>10562
Later that week, Tracy hits the books like she's goddamn Twilight, inspired by a newfound ambition.
She reads all the books surrounding psionic, local politics and geography, dungeons, planning weddings, knife-crafting, arcane spells surrounding regular polygons, famous Footballers, child care, and ancient zebra alchemy, maxing out her knowledge ranks in all of the fields.
>>10564
>Trumpaladin fulfilled the horsepussy element of the prophecy
John Elway smiles down upon the football field.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10569
10571 10575
>>10566
"Betray? I am stalwart against any that would defy the Law,... even you good Horsefucker" ^_~
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10570
10573
>>10568
You're not maxing out on everything.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10571
10574
>>10569
Just... Why
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10572
10575
>>10566
>John Elway
>Football
>roasted Goat
>licking herself
.
.
.
.
>You
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10573
>>10570
Yeah, that's bullshit... Reading is for Unicorns..
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10574
>>10571
You think I'm gonna sideline my effervescent-ness for just any reason?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10575
10577 10579
>>10572
>>>e621
No I wasn't talking about being with the lizard cat, I meant why she gotta pair me with Anakin Skywalker over here
>>10569
WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE FOREWARNED ME!

Reeeeeeee!!!!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10576
>prolly didn't finish the vid to see the gurl faded away.
There are so many layers to this. Just go with it.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10577
10578
>>10575
"I could have, but then the prophecy might have been nullified. THAT should be avoided (as it was and should be) far more than any lives of yours or mine!"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10578
10582
>>10577
"It appears I know less than I thought I did. Where does this prophecy go from here?"
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10579
10581
>>10575
>Anakin Skywalker
*Tracy's faggot takes note to add a couple Star Wars references to the next development flowchart*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10581
10583
>>10579
It'll be from the prequel series, keep that in mind
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10582
10585
BTW, mainboard rape.
>>10578
"It was not certain that you fulfilled the prophecy until you <ahem> filled it. Where it goes may take days, weeks, months, or more to gestate. Though it awkward, brave Trump, you can/will endure."
She seems to have increased appreciation of Trump.
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10583
Spoilered
>>10581
Sounds absolutely Unoriginal.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10584
Elway praise Trump
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10585
10586
>>10582
*Tracy's faggot crosses-out 7 of the flowcharts that led to Tracy murdering Fae*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10586
10587 10588
>>10585
Go with it. Do you realize the modifiers a preggo mother gets in a fight?! Its INSANE!
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10587
10589 10593
>>10586
Don't get me wrong; there were more than twenty of them.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10588
10593
>>10586
He's already doing more than enough bullshit to super buff his character into the most powerful jedi or whatever that ever lived, I think that's not necessary