The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here:
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html\r
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>>10280I haven't seen any strategic assertion since making the wall, so I'm assuming everyone is murdering.
[3d20 = 22]>>10281That had to finish him off
cleave through him and keep making way to the stadium, billowing smoke and snarling like a mad beast.
>>10282but we're in the plaza according to the map
Nothing wrong with murder, but there are objectives in this Game. Xp
[1d20 = 9]>>10279i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
[1d20 = 15]>>10283Idk how to cleave in this game, desu, but keep attacking with kunai.
>>10284That was before making the wall. I'm limited to timestamps, so please no bully
[1d20 = 12]>>10279i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
[1d20 = 19]>>10288Trump advances forth, like an unstoppable mecha, heading towards the rear gate the stadium, slashing at whatever comes near
[3d20 = 46]>>10287Push through and charge into the next inferal to crush and slash, anything before her
>>10286Yes you can. In fact, with the ice devils out of the picture (they weren't much anyway, and the 2 left fled when their compatriots ate it) you are free to crop-dust water upon the burning rooftops.
>>10297>Rolling 3 dice repeatedly when only one of the previous three broke 12... And doing this over and overTrump lets forth a piercing autistic howl to rival Tourcil's
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[1d20 = 5]>>10279i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
Trump and Tracy are on a roll. In fact, whenever one of them fails their roll, another jumps in and completes it. Between the two of them, they are able to hold back the not-really-enthusiastic Ds/Ds.
Morale is always the biggest issue when directing both.
"You're not going anywhere!" Shouts from the gate, as the party nears.
3 Hezrous emerge from the gate, barring the way.
[1d20 = 19]>>10300I can sure as hell try to be
Tries to decapitate an Albanian illegal alien or whatever that thing is
[1d20 = 14]>>10303And smacks the other Albanian!
[1d20 = 5]>>10304SMACK THE THIRD ALBANIAN!
>>10305Tracy, we got an Albanian blocking the way!
>Inb4 they are Croatian [3d20 = 25]>>10300Keep attacking: crush and slice
>tfw you're a monster with natural multi-attack capabilities, and an unnatural oral dexterity [1d20 = 1]>>10299>>10289sorry for double post thread is freezing my browser.
>>10306Okay, now I'm really suspecting that my dice are seeded. Just saying.
[1d20 = 5]>>10308>An unnatural oral dexterityOh...
>>10309They ALL have to go back!
>>10310I know the feeling
[1d20 = 14]>>10313Dammit! I only wanted to look cool...!
>>10314That roll was unintentional...
>>10313>That dice rollUh...
>>10314I hope that didn't result in what I think it did
[5d20 = 59]>>10308>oral dexterityGiggity
>these diceOkay, its not just me then
As the Hezrous square off, many attacks of opportunity are launched and fail. Its an even fight at this point, involving Trump, Tracy, Infernius (if he wants) and Torcuil (if he wants).
[1d20 = 8]>>10316i cast protect from evil on the party.
>frozen pone? >>10316>giving him ideasI'm all game for it though.
[1d20 = 19]>>10317I serve upon the Herzegovinian Alien an NTA
[1d20 = 12]>>10320And the other Herzegovinian
GM, I rolled a 1: what happened?
Can I attack again?
[1d20 = 8]
i cast bulls strength on trump
>+4 str
>>10324It means your oral dexterity failed to harm him, and let's leave it at that
[1d20 = 5]>>10325With new found energy, Trump Slashes and Slices
>>10318+2 ac, +2 saves for all. Well played, the party is bathed in the warmth and protection of Rockwell.
Trump successfully strikes one, but fails to kill (these are Hezrous) so no further attack.
[2d20 = 37]>>10326Rip some appendage off of him and trample him underfoot.
Charge next enemy with all three weapons.
>>10302Torc causes a plauge of frogs
>klause kills everything >>10324Shhh, I missed it
Order is this:
Trump, Infernius, Torcuil, the Enemy, and Tracy
(sorry, its the dice)
>>10328But we've hit the Herzegovinians with multiple 19s
[1d20 = 20]>>10328how many fires have i put out?
>>10332Yes, but just cuz you roll doesn't mean I'll use 'em. I may disregard entirely.
[1d20 = 3]
Uh... My turn?
Slash at the Herzegovinians if they aren't deported
>>10333With that roll, the overwhelming majority. There are still scattered fires, but you've done Smokey proud.
>>10334>Disregarding a legal notice to appearI'll have you know that could result in your being ordered removed en absentia
[3d20 = 21]>>10329Oh yes! Burn, baby, burn!
Tracy is now beside herself in carnal frenzy. She cleaves through the horde, trampling and slashing anyone who dare gets in her way, blowing smoke and roaring in fury.
>>1033320 AND trips.
A lot.
[1d20 = 5]>>10338Is it my turn?
Um... Kill the enemy and move forward down the street
[1d20 = 15]>>10339Finish-off whatever he tried to kill
[1d20 = 10]
kill all the demons
[1d20 = 10]>>10340Kill all that he did not kill
[2d20 = 22]>>10343>Not even trying to say how you did itCone of smoke ahead to confuse the horde
Roar for intimidation
[2d20 = 31]
Sry, browser crash.
Hezrous are not to be sniffed at (literally, but they're also beefy).
None are dead. As the party stares them headlong
<BOOOM>
Klaus comes speeding in on a forklift, owning one of them. Completely.
Theres 2 now.
Begin round, with the H attacking Trump
[1d20 = 3]>>10345i kill them with my sword duh, while advanceing to the stadium
[2d20 = 11]>>10345>Little pony roaringFill in the cone with 4d chess moves to confuse whatever Tracy failed to, then grab the Herzegovinian by the muzzle and slash at its throat
[2d8+4 = 12]
Trump gets beaten about. Not gonna lie, that hurt.
[1d20 = 11]>>10348She's as big as a clydsdale at this point.
Rush-in to take out one of the H's sinews.
I use this violation of the NAP as an excused to use
>Two Weren't enough Recreational Nukes™
[1d20 = 16]>>10351The left
Try to take off his leg, in the process of crippling it.
>>10355I'll give everyone 9 rounds. ^_^
... 2nd attack 4 trump fails.
Infernius?
[1d20 = 8]>>10364i advance towards the stadium
>>10363Where you going? (Training Day reference)
No seriously, you don't know what u just did.
>>10365The way is blocked. Hezrous are massive, and more than capable of blocking your path. Move?
[1d20 = 7]>>10366He better not have damaged my property
>NAP violatedSlashes with more anger than normal
[1d20 = 7]>>10359Use his attack as an opening to make another of her own to sunder it's weapon.
[1d20 = 3]>>10367cut the muscles in their legs
[1d20 = 16]>>10370Try to get a good dice roll for once, then kill the son of a bitch
>>10366I exersisd my right to use recreational nukes those who violate the NAP
>>10372 >>10374I mean I try to get a good dice roll. No one had good dice roles
>all this jumping of the gun
Guys, c'mon seriously?
The order is:
Enemies (technically go first, but only cuz easy(
Tracy
Trump
Infernius
and Torcuil.
but that's only for this fight, which (should) will be over soon
[2d20 = 25]>>10377O right. Enemies then
Both Hezrous double on Trump
[1d20 = 12]>>10379So.... I think Tracy went last, so me
Slash the fucker!