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Airline Peanuts
VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
\r
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Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10282
10284
>>10280
I haven't seen any strategic assertion since making the wall, so I'm assuming everyone is murdering.
w7TKI
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No.10283
10287
[3d20 = 22]
>>10281
That had to finish him off
cleave through him and keep making way to the stadium, billowing smoke and snarling like a mad beast.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10284
10288
>>10282
but we're in the plaza according to the map
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10285
Nothing wrong with murder, but there are objectives in this Game. Xp
UtICM
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No.10286
10293
[1d20 = 9]
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
w7TKI
?
No.10287
10291
[1d20 = 15]
>>10283
Idk how to cleave in this game, desu, but keep attacking with kunai.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10288
10290
>>10284
That was before making the wall. I'm limited to timestamps, so please no bully
UtICM
?
No.10289
10294 10309
[1d20 = 12]
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
nO0ip
?
No.10290
[1d20 = 19]
>>10288
Trump advances forth, like an unstoppable mecha, heading towards the rear gate the stadium, slashing at whatever comes near
w7TKI
?
No.10291
10292
[3d20 = 46]
>>10287
Push through and charge into the next inferal to crush and slash, anything before her
w7TKI
?
No.10292
10295
[3d20 = 41]
>>10291
Again
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10293
>>10286
Yes you can. In fact, with the ice devils out of the picture (they weren't much anyway, and the 2 left fled when their compatriots ate it) you are free to crop-dust water upon the burning rooftops.
nO0ip
?
No.10294
10296
[1d20 = 17]
>>10289
Very good Inferius

SLASHES ANOTHER!
w7TKI
?
No.10295
10297
[3d20 = 32]
>>10292
Keep attacking
nO0ip
?
No.10296
[1d20 = 3]
>>10294
And another!
w7TKI
?
No.10297
10298
[3d20 = 40]
>>10295
Does this break combo?
If not, attack again.
nO0ip
?
No.10298
>>10297
>Rolling 3 dice repeatedly when only one of the previous three broke 12... And doing this over and over

Trump lets forth a piercing autistic howl to rival Tourcil's
\r
UtICM
?
No.10299
10309
[1d20 = 5]
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10300
10303 10308
Trump and Tracy are on a roll. In fact, whenever one of them fails their roll, another jumps in and completes it. Between the two of them, they are able to hold back the not-really-enthusiastic Ds/Ds.
Morale is always the biggest issue when directing both.
"You're not going anywhere!" Shouts from the gate, as the party nears.
3 Hezrous emerge from the gate, barring the way.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10301
10302
>>10276
How does klaus work?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10302
10330
>>10301
Incoming, give it a sec
nO0ip
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No.10303
10304
[1d20 = 19]
>>10300
I can sure as hell try to be

Tries to decapitate an Albanian illegal alien or whatever that thing is
nO0ip
?
No.10304
10305
[1d20 = 14]
>>10303
And smacks the other Albanian!
nO0ip
?
No.10305
10307
[1d20 = 5]
>>10304
SMACK THE THIRD ALBANIAN!
VE6yo
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No.10306
10310
[16d8 = 70]
[1d20 = 11]

Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10307
10313
>>10305
Tracy, we got an Albanian blocking the way!
>Inb4 they are Croatian
w7TKI
?
No.10308
10312 10317
[3d20 = 25]
>>10300
Keep attacking: crush and slice
>tfw you're a monster with natural multi-attack capabilities, and an unnatural oral dexterity
UtICM
?
No.10309
10311 10312
[1d20 = 1]
>>10299
>>10289
sorry for double post thread is freezing my browser.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10310
10312
>>10306
Okay, now I'm really suspecting that my dice are seeded. Just saying.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10311
>>10309
>Ice devil lands a hit
nO0ip
?
No.10312
[1d20 = 5]
>>10308
>An unnatural oral dexterity
Oh...

>>10309
They ALL have to go back!

>>10310
I know the feeling
w7TKI
?
No.10313
10314 10316
[1d20 = 1]
>>10307
Maul the fuck out of him
w7TKI
?
No.10314
10315 10316
[1d20 = 14]
>>10313
Dammit! I only wanted to look cool...!
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10315
>>10314
That roll was unintentional...
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10316
10318 10319
>>10313
>That dice roll
Uh...
>>10314
I hope that didn't result in what I think it did
VE6yo
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No.10317
10320
[5d20 = 59]
>>10308
>oral dexterity
Giggity
>these dice
Okay, its not just me then
As the Hezrous square off, many attacks of opportunity are launched and fail. Its an even fight at this point, involving Trump, Tracy, Infernius (if he wants) and Torcuil (if he wants).

UtICM
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No.10318
10328
[1d20 = 8]
>>10316
i cast protect from evil on the party.
>frozen pone?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10319
>>10316
>giving him ideas
I'm all game for it though.
nO0ip
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No.10320
10321
[1d20 = 19]
>>10317
I serve upon the Herzegovinian Alien an NTA
nO0ip
?
No.10321
[1d20 = 12]
>>10320
And the other Herzegovinian
nO0ip
?
No.10322
10323
[1d20 = 3]
The other!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10323
>>10322
Fuck! He got Asylum
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10324
10326 10331
GM, I rolled a 1: what happened?
Can I attack again?
UtICM
?
No.10325
10327
[1d20 = 8]
i cast bulls strength on trump
>+4 str
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10326
10329
>>10324
It means your oral dexterity failed to harm him, and let's leave it at that
nO0ip
?
No.10327
[1d20 = 5]
>>10325
With new found energy, Trump Slashes and Slices
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10328
10332 10333
>>10318
+2 ac, +2 saves for all. Well played, the party is bathed in the warmth and protection of Rockwell.
Trump successfully strikes one, but fails to kill (these are Hezrous) so no further attack.
w7TKI
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No.10329
10338
[2d20 = 37]
>>10326
Rip some appendage off of him and trample him underfoot.
Charge next enemy with all three weapons.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10330
>>10302
Torc causes a plauge of frogs

>klause kills everything
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10331
>>10324
Shhh, I missed it
Order is this:
Trump, Infernius, Torcuil, the Enemy, and Tracy
(sorry, its the dice)
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10332
10334
>>10328
But we've hit the Herzegovinians with multiple 19s
UtICM
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No.10333
10336 10338
[1d20 = 20]
>>10328
how many fires have i put out?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10334
10337
>>10332
Yes, but just cuz you roll doesn't mean I'll use 'em. I may disregard entirely.
nO0ip
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No.10335
[1d20 = 3]
Uh... My turn?

Slash at the Herzegovinians if they aren't deported
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10336
>>10333
With that roll, the overwhelming majority. There are still scattered fires, but you've done Smokey proud.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10337
>>10334
>Disregarding a legal notice to appear
I'll have you know that could result in your being ordered removed en absentia
w7TKI
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No.10338
10339
burn, baby, burn.jpg
[3d20 = 21]
>>10329
Oh yes! Burn, baby, burn!
Tracy is now beside herself in carnal frenzy. She cleaves through the horde, trampling and slashing anyone who dare gets in her way, blowing smoke and roaring in fury.
>>10333
20 AND trips.
A lot.
nO0ip
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No.10339
10340
[1d20 = 5]
>>10338
Is it my turn?

Um... Kill the enemy and move forward down the street
w7TKI
?
No.10340
10341 10344
[1d20 = 15]
>>10339
Finish-off whatever he tried to kill
w7TKI
?
No.10341
10342
[1d20 = 6]
>>10340
And keep on rolling
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10342
>>10341
Ah...
UtICM
?
No.10343
10345
[1d20 = 10]
kill all the demons
nO0ip
?
No.10344
[1d20 = 10]
>>10340
Kill all that he did not kill
w7TKI
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No.10345
10347 10348
[2d20 = 22]
>>10343
>Not even trying to say how you did it

Cone of smoke ahead to confuse the horde
Roar for intimidation
VE6yo
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No.10346
[2d20 = 31]
Sry, browser crash.
Hezrous are not to be sniffed at (literally, but they're also beefy).
None are dead. As the party stares them headlong
<BOOOM>
Klaus comes speeding in on a forklift, owning one of them. Completely.
Theres 2 now.
Begin round, with the H attacking Trump
UtICM
?
No.10347
[1d20 = 3]
>>10345
i kill them with my sword duh, while advanceing to the stadium
nO0ip
?
No.10348
10350 10351
[2d20 = 11]
>>10345
>Little pony roaring
Fill in the cone with 4d chess moves to confuse whatever Tracy failed to, then grab the Herzegovinian by the muzzle and slash at its throat
VE6yo
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No.10349
[2d8+4 = 12]
Trump gets beaten about. Not gonna lie, that hurt.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10350
>>10348
reeeeeee!
w7TKI
?
No.10351
10352 10353 10356
[1d20 = 11]
>>10348
She's as big as a clydsdale at this point.

Rush-in to take out one of the H's sinews.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10352
10354
>>10351
Still a horse
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10353
>>10351
Pick one, its your move
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10354
>>10352
Also, size buffs expire
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10355
10357 10358 10360 10361
1fpxdl.jpg
I use this violation of the NAP as an excused to use
>Two Weren't enough Recreational Nukes™
w7TKI
?
No.10356
10359 10376
[1d20 = 16]
>>10351
The left
Try to take off his leg, in the process of crippling it.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10357
>>10355
Oh fuck...
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10358
>>10355
>all this damaged property
Checks out.
nO0ip
?
No.10359
10362 10369
[1d20 = 9]
>>10356
>Can I attack?
Attack Herzegovinian
UtICM
?
No.10360
[1d20 = 11]
>>10355
uh... what nuke?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10361
10363
>>10355
I'll give everyone 9 rounds. ^_^
VE6yo
?
No.10362
[1d20 = 4]
>>10359
First attack fails, and
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10363
10366
>>10361
>leviates everyone away from blast
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10364
10365
... 2nd attack 4 trump fails.
Infernius?
UtICM
?
No.10365
10367
[1d20 = 8]
>>10364
i advance towards the stadium
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10366
10368 10377
>>10363
Where you going? (Training Day reference)
No seriously, you don't know what u just did.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10367
10370
>>10365
The way is blocked. Hezrous are massive, and more than capable of blocking your path. Move?
nO0ip
?
No.10368
[1d20 = 7]
>>10366
He better not have damaged my property

>NAP violated
Slashes with more anger than normal
w7TKI
?
No.10369
[1d20 = 7]
>>10359
Use his attack as an opening to make another of her own to sunder it's weapon.
UtICM
?
No.10370
10371 10372 10376
[1d20 = 3]
>>10367
cut the muscles in their legs
nO0ip
?
No.10371
10373 10374
[1d20 = 16]
>>10370
Try to get a good dice roll for once, then kill the son of a bitch

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10372
10375 10377
>>10370
Fail! Torcuil is next
nO0ip
?
No.10373
[1d20 = 4]
>>10371
SMITE THE AGAIN!
UtICM
?
No.10374
10378
[1d20 = 10]
>>10371
im trying man.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10375
>>10372
oh....
w7TKI
?
No.10376
10383
[1d20 = 3]
>>10370
I tyried that earlier in >>10356
Did it work?
*goes for the other leg*
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10377
10380
>>10366
I exersisd my right to use recreational nukes those who violate the NAP
>>10372

Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10378
>>10374
I mean I try to get a good dice roll. No one had good dice roles
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10379
10381
>all this jumping of the gun
Guys, c'mon seriously?
The order is:
Enemies (technically go first, but only cuz easy(
Tracy
Trump
Infernius
and Torcuil.
but that's only for this fight, which (should) will be over soon
VE6yo
?
No.10380
[2d20 = 25]
>>10377
O right. Enemies then
Both Hezrous double on Trump
nO0ip
?
No.10381
10382
[1d20 = 12]
>>10379
So.... I think Tracy went last, so me

Slash the fucker!