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VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
\r
909 replies and 64 files omitted.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10081
>>10079
ill pick it up and use it after he throws it.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10082
>>10080
You're (you). That doesn't count. Infernius seems game tho.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10083
10084 10085
Kay, Im back for a while
GM, I need someone to hit on me in the middle of the battle. I'll explain when it happens
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10084
10086 10087
>>10083
there are succubi here be warned.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10085
10087
>>10083
Not sure, but noted. Any "as soon as shit kicks off" plans?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10086
10088
>>10084
Nah, Trump evicted the succubi
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10087
10090
>>10084
At least no one would ever want me
>sobbing
>>10085
Ummmmm, Trump are you opposed to changing size again?
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10088
>>10086
all of them?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10089
Succubi are very weak demons tbh, not much more than dretches. They work well on civvies cuz lame, but they don't have any fight to them
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10090
10091 10095
>>10087
....

Fuck Yeah Let's do this!

Music will instead be "Rock You Like a Hurricane"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10091
10093 10096
>>10090
infernuis flah you the horns hand sign.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10092
Tracy? Last chance to declare actions.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10093
10094
>>10091
*flash
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10094
1y101q.jpg
>>10093

Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10095
10098 10101
>>10090
Torc grows Trump to 62 feet when the battle begins, magically preparing music
I'll be ready when everyone else is
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10096
10097
>>10091
>How did you know
Flashes the sign right back
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10097
>>10096
germaaneigh had a very good rock scene.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10098
10099
>>10095
I guess I'll be too big to ride Fae, so I'll leave her to attack seperately. Also, I'll hand the halberd over to Inferius then
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10099
10111
>>10098
Shit, I gotta go oo the store

I'll stay in a fortifyed position, focusing on keeping Trump yuge.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10100
10102
>>10075
Present
Go to full size and attack the weakest link from the side with full force, but avoid being injured so easily. If the next target isn't immediately available to mow down, find space to take cover.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10101
10103
>>10095
Torcuil is set.
Tracy, just waitin' on you. Its gonna happen, so decide what you're doing first.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10102
>>10100
Oooh, got a pali with the last. Is that your move?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10103
10106
>>10101
Idk, what can I do in one turn?
Does she get a boost from Rage or Psionic Surge? Her bloodlust is at maximum right now.
>got a pali
What does that mean?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10104
Okay, last modification:
Throw a javelin through the cone of smoke before she flanks the horde.

Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10105
10106 10107
Actually, can I cast, tweet, throw the Halberd and then grown yuge?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10106
>>10103
Palindromes r unappreciated GETs.
>>10105
Yes.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10107
10108
>>10105
>not growing big first and throwing a YUGE halberd
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10108
10109
>>10107
>best answer but too late
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10109
>>10108
Reeeee
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10110
10111
So, it seems everyone is here. Its earlier than originally stated, but are we ready? I'm saying this more for pacing and reference than allowing the players to second-guess or re-evaluate.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10111
>>10110
>>10099

Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10112
...okay, waiting for confirmation from Torcuil then,...
>begins typing anyway
VE6yo
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No.10113
10114 10117 10118 10121
[1d20 = 15]
From the quarantine wall the party bursts into action. Infernius speeds off into the fray atop Uatchit, while Trump lifts off atop Fae. Tracy is pony sized (though only JUST, as she's got smoke coming out of everywhere) and Torcuil gets busy with some meme magic. He's not sure he quite remembers how he made Trump big last time, but here goes,....
nO0ip
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No.10114
10115 10116
[2d20 = 4]
>>10113
Toss the Halberd

Slash and fuck you!
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10115
>>10114
reeee
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10116
>>10114
Don't worry, there's lots of 'em. I'm sure you stuck one, even if not who you were intending.
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10117
10119 10120
>>10113
Wait, do I have to write it out again?
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10118
10119
>>10113
>Autistic frog noises
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10119
10122
>>10117
Assuming you mean throwing the halbarrd/pony, growing in size, pulling out vandereim and getting jiggy, no. I got that
>>10118
Past the point of no return then.

Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10120
10121 10145 10160
>>10117
Just in case:
Silently move around the side of the horde to flank them from the side.
Grow to full size in a fit of psychotic (psionic) rage and snort 15-foot cone if smoke out into what's in front causing massive confusion. Throwing a javelin into the smoke cone, and draw a kunai knife to slash the wimpiest looking fucker she sees after charging in with two flaming hooves to the chest and a slash at the jugular. If successful, immediately snort smoke again and slash the next faggot, or recoil and pull back prepare for the next charge inwards.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10121
10123
>>10113
Yuge!
>>10120
I don't think you're getting that far around a horde that size
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10122
10124 10125
>>10119
If I give Trump twitter acsess, does the opposing army's morale go down?
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10123
10125
>>10121
They're bottlenosing at the bridge, right?
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10124
10127
>>10122
POnly if you can think of a funny meme/joke to do it with.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10125
>>10122
I think I need that already
>>10123
The tweets should cause them to all come right towards us, and ignore the bridge
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10126
The people of Port Barry are frightened, exhausted, and at wits end. Hours ago, there was peace and normalcy in their city. Heroes had appeared who promised growth, prosperity, and development, and who seemed to have the mettle to mete out such ends.
And in a moment, that hope faded.
It is no one's fault, but that day the party happened to collectively wander. No one had any hint that something was about to unfold, but suddenly and without warning came a <SLAM> at the city's main gate. <SLAM>, <SLAM>, the gate shuddered under increased impacts. The guards attempted to reinforce their positions, but they were untrained for a situation such as this.
As the increasing barrage ultimately rent the front gate, the clouds above began to swirl and spiral, darkening to an abnormal hue. It is from there that the first of the damned spewed forth upon the land.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10127
10128 10129
>>10124
>Implying Trump's twitter isn't good enough
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10128
10129
>>10127
Gib memes, meme man!
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10129
>>10127
>>10128
they better fucking be good to
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10130
10131 10132 10133 10135
The sky became its self a portal, and from there all Hell and Abyss did rain down in a fever pitch. Thez emerged from the brothel (more on that later Xp) to find that it was literally raining fiends, and not in a good way.
For a time, she fought them individually, and in groups. She focused on keeping civilians safe and providing distraction and cover for whoever needed it. How many she felled is irrelevant.
As she gained a degree of composure, she called upon the Denver Broncos, as she knew that Trump had chosen a solid bunch and that they would not falter. She called also on the fight club she'd been developing (that was the 'in a bit' part) to aid the young and in need.
She began shielding people. She knew these weapons couldn't do lasting damage, but also knew that they were largely mortal weapons against non-players. So instead of flitting about for the best opportunity to strike, she looked instead for the fatal blow that she could catch, and positioned herself accordingly.
Port Barry came together that day, well in advance of what was to come. More survived than should, and more who are alive are ready to die than were. The opponents are innumerable, and they lust for human blood.
That is when Trump and co first appear on the wall.
Are you guys ready?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10131
>>10130
Fuck yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G79UKneSjDQ
*tweets*
Casts OFFENSE
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10132
10133
>>10130
Diss gonna be good
GM, remember the deal. I'll signial you when its time.

Meme sugestions?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10133
stoked.png
>>10130
Bring it on!
>>10132
Anything to do with Happenings, war, blood, demons justice, etc.
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10134
10143
Fuck, this is not my night. I has to go again
GM ITS TIME
Torc runs towards everyone else
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10135
>>10130
yes!!
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10136
10137
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Noticing a lull in the battle, Trump pulls out his Blackberry, and sends a tweet

His thumbs type out "I have never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke" and then send

sips diet coke
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10137
10138 10139
>>10136
what that thing trump?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10138
10140
>>10137
A magical potion from another world. It doesn't do anything (at all).
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10139
10144
>>10137
"No Matter,"

"DIE YOU FUCKING INFERNAL SCUM!!!"

Throw Halberd like a lance, then slash
Now's your cue Tourcil
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10140
10141
>>10138
A delicious tasting magical potion
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10141
10142
>>10140
>diet
>delicious
Anon...
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10142
>>10141
Make an attack Tracy, and one that makes sense given the enemy's position
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10143
10147 10156
>>10134
>I gtg, but read the spoiler ONLY WHEN GM has someone flirt with me
Torcuil confused by someone approaching him, especially during a battle, becomes awkward. Spaghetti shoots out of his pockets like a rocket. This hits the enemies with extreme force, but also knocks Torc out
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10144
10145 10146
>>10139
Just what I was typing.
Trump throws the halbard (if for no reason other than to get rid of it Xp). It doesn't hit its target, but it does hit an enemy.
Simultaneously he speeds off on Fae, while Infernius speeds off on Uatchit. Both have weapons drawn, ready for murder.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10145
10148 10149
>>10144
GM, Tracy does this >>10120

Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10146
10148 10149
>>10144
Torc turns Trump yuge
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10147
>>10143
If the pussy demandeth that it be murdered, than go forth and murder. So said John Elway in the book of Bronconius Devastationale
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10148
10149
>>10145
*shakes head*
The formations are a mile long, you're not flanking them before they attack you
>>10146
Poor Fae...

LET'S DO THIS!!!
VE6yo
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No.10149
10153
[1d20 = 8]
>>10145
Well the only way you're gonna get flank at this point is to dive over the side of the wall, so,.... (don't worry, you'll be fine)
>>10146
Yugeness by dice
>>10148
Right you are, Fae immediately discard you as a rider as your proportions increase.
nO0ip
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No.10150
[1d20 = 12]
Slash those foreign faggots!
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10151
10152 10155
How many rolls do I need to make?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10152
10154 10155
THIS time, Trump is "only" 24' tall, but he's several orders yuger than he was.
>>10151
Well, unless you're biting you've only got 2 blades at the moment, so 3.
UtICM
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No.10153
[1d20 = 9]
>>10149
perception to find a miniboss tier demon
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10154
10159
>>10152
I meant for her to charge in with a javelin in maw.
She's moving on all fours.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10155
10160
>>10151
Just attack the enemy head on instead of taking half the battle to go around
>>10152
Reeee!
Anonymous
ReCFC
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No.10156
>>10143
I'll be lurking but not posting
GM get my shit done
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10157
10158
As the party come more or less crashing down upon the fray outside the quarantine, Thez shows visible signs of relief.
"If we can hold this position, the citizens will be safe. The nexus of the portal is in the air, so taking out their ability to respawn should be top priority. George appears to be biding his time in the stadium, assuming he's already won. That's all I know," she says, going into a dizzying attack-combo against the latest target.
nO0ip
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No.10158
10162
[1d20 = 20]
>>10157
"How do we take out the portal?"
SLASH DEMONS!
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10159
10161
>>10154
A shocking choice of actions. Literally. Not damaging, but wow.
Tracy comes barrelling in on all fours with a white javelin in her mouth, and a most peculiar mane-cut (cuz its electrified)
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10160
10162
>>10155
Fuck it then, forget the flanking and charge right in through the smoke, screeching like a hysterical pony to make an Intimidation check.
aside from that, this >>10120 plan remains intact.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10161
>>10159
Is she at full size yet?
nO0ip
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No.10162
10163
[1d20 = 15]
>>10160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o
>>10158
WOO HOO!
DIE YOU DEMON SCUM!!!!
nO0ip
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No.10163
[1d20 = 8]
>>10162
CLENSE THE HERESY!
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10164
10167
GM
DO THE SPAGHETTI
w7TKI
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No.10165
10167
[6d20 = 66]
Idk how to roll this, but...

Cone of Smoke + Intimidation + Throw Javelin
Power Attack and Cleave upon charging
Full attack: Two flaming hooves plus slashing with a shortblade
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10166
10168
"Inferius, attack!"
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10167
10175
Tracy barrels over several opponents, the javelin still firmly in jaw. Its kinda tingly once you get used to it. Though she's not aware of it (the electricity) she is full size and here hair is completely on fire.
Trump dramatically falls into the throng, Vandereim leading.
"Yea lad, this is what ah was MADE for!"
>>10165
@_@ One sec
>>10164
I thought you needed someone to hit on you. WTF is spaghetti anyway? Don't say a noodle
UtICM
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No.10168
10173
[1d20 = 15]
>>10166
i bull rush the advanceing horde.
w7TKI
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No.10169
10172 10176
[3d20 = 26]
The last thee numbers were above 10, I can I Cleave and attack again?
Flaming hooves to the chest + attempted decapitation with kunai
nO0ip
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No.10170
10171
[1d20 = 11]
Scotland the Brave emanates from Vanderiem as Trump cleanses the heresy outside the wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
nO0ip
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No.10171
download (1).jpg
[1d20 = 9]
>>10170
DIE DEMON SCUM!
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10172
10173
So aside from anything I missed, I have Infernius buzzing by on Uatchit, Trump is either on Fae or on the ground, in either case murdering.
>>10169
Yes, anything past a 12 is a hit (for now)
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10173
10174
>>10172
see
>>10168

nO0ip
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No.10174
10179
[1d20 = 7]
>>10173
Make the slashing attack. Take the halberd if desired
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10175
10181
>>10167
Well then have someone hit on me
https://youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw
w7TKI
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No.10176
10177 10178
[4d20 = 42]
>>10169
>decapitated
Throw kunai at next target as a feint (slieight of hand)
Make another charge with flaming hooves to the chest swinging the suckers' head and spinal cord as a bludgeon.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10177
>>10176
>Rolling 4 dice at once now
Make one attack sustained
w7TKI
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No.10178
10180 10181 10183
[3d20 = 43]
>>10176
The last part got a roll deserving of how good the idea was...

Flaming hooves + kunai again!
UtICM
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No.10179
10181
[1d20 = 16]
>>10174
can i dual weild my claymore and the halberd?
w7TKI
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No.10180
10183 10187
[3d20 = 20]
>>10178
Again