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VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
\r
909 replies and 70 files omitted.
nO0ip
?
No.10382
[1d20 = 8]
>>10381
And the other one right up the throat
w7TKI
?
No.10383
10386
[2d20 = 28]
>>10376
Roll to feint a leg attack, but instead cut off the other H's balls and make an opening for the party
VE6yo
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No.10384
10385
[2d8+2 = 35]
OOooh, that hurt. One of them only managed to distract Trump, while the other caved in his face a bit. Hold on.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10385
10387
>>10384
What.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10386
10388 10394
>>10383
Deferring attack for greater gainz. That's fukkin right.
Trump (bruised and battered) has free-reign on the H that boffed him
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10387
10388
>>10385
you got cock slaped
nO0ip
?
No.10388
10389 10390 10391 10394
[1d20 = 4]
>>10386
Slash the fucker, but I may need to go cry in a corner for a bit
>>10387
What?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10389
>>10388
I WILL FUCKING END YOU, DICE!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10390
10393
>>10388
Bay 7 is for crying
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10391
10392 10393
>>10388
the h hit you in the face with its cock, it crushed your skull abit.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10392
>>10391
Not crushed, but softened
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10393
>>10391
>crushed skull
Uh...
>>10390
Goes to bay 7
w7TKI
?
No.10394
10395
[1d20 = 8]
>>10386
*pockets trophy for demon-skin wallet*
>>10388
>*cries*
Hurl javelin into the faggot's chest before he can counter.

Also, any chance Tracy can pick up a sword or rapier from the ground on the battlefield?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10395
>>10394
No swords, all that is around are glaives (2h weapons)
Also, Infernius' turn
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10396
10405
786befbc6d89d5331e8ac3a9d9a91f6b.jpg
Torc summons some spooky bois for his turn
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10397
10398 10400 10401
ok for my first move i cast invisibility purge
second move i cast banishment on the h's
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Banishment
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10398
10399
>>10397
I tried that already, it did not work
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10399
>>10398
this is my 6th level spell it should work.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10400
>>10397
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Invisibility_Purge
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10401
10403 10406
>>10397
You dont get 2 spell moves, unless one is an instant, which neither are. Invisibility purge DOES however reveal a curious Imp who is sticking close to Tracy,
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10402
10404 10405
Torcuil is next
w7TKI
?
No.10403
[1d20 = 11]
>>10401
*trample the pervert to death*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10404
10407
>>10402
He summoned spooki bois
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10405
10407
>>10402
See
>>10396

Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10406
10425
>>10401
ok then i designate banisment as my next move.
VE6yo
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No.10407
[2d20 = 25]
>>10405
>>10404
Yes of course. I'm going with greater mass animate (which probably isn't a spell but w/e).
Unfortunately, it will take the dead a few moments to get their shit together, and in the meantime they're punching in the face.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10408
10412
You mentioned Chain Devils earlier, can Tracy pull a weapon from their bodies?
VE6yo
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No.10409
10412
[2d8 = 77]
Oooh, it stings again.
I'm giving it to Tracy, cuz she's opposite Trump but still leading. While one H fails and misses with its attack, the other H connects with a resounding <crack>
Tracy is momentarily stunned (not lasting)

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10410
Okay, that wasn't it. I'll go with 22 though
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10411
10412
Tracy (jaw still ringing) its ur turn
w7TKI
?
No.10412
10413 10414 10415
[1d20 = 3]
>>10408
*anger grows to a boiling point at the prospect of anyone standing in her way for this long*
>>10409
>"FUck..!"
>>10411
*bites hand off*
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10413
>>10412
Well, that was a shitty roll for a shitty idea...
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10414
10416
>>10412
Bites off hand with a disabled jaw?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10415
10418
>>10412
fail. Trump, its u
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10416
10417 10418 10420
>>10414
>disabled
Wait, is it really that bad?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10417
>>10416
Its worn off now, (momentary effect, just a penalty on the dice which was an ebin fail regardless)
nO0ip
?
No.10418
10419 10421 10422
[1d20 = 18]
>>10416
Stunned, not disabled. But still not good enough to be used as a main weapon

>>10415
Swings at the imp while backing away from the Herzegovinians. Or maybe it's Tracy he's swinging at - can't tell, has a concusion
nO0ip
?
No.10419
10422
[1d20 = 11]
>>10418
Swing again at that fucker. Or poor Tracy, one of the two
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10420
>>10416
ill get some heals on that after this turn.
VE6yo
?
No.10421
[1d20 = 3]
>>10418
The Imp (which thought its self so clever) is cleaved in twain by Trump's mighty (and some might say 'lucky') swing.
Through Cleae, he has another attack which,....
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10422
10424
>>10418
>>10419
You jerk! Reeeee!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10423
10425
His momentumous swing pings off one of the H's legs. The imp (sidequest accomplished!) is dead though.
Infernius' move
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10424
10426 10428 10431
>>10422
*Collapses from concussion*
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10425
>>10406
>>10423

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10426
10431
>>10424
Trump apparently falls forward, during Infrernius' move
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10428
10429 10431
>>10424
i heal trump.
UtICM
?
No.10429
10435
[1d20 = 13]
>>10428

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10430
10433
Right you are good Confed-anon.
Banishment. Do you have any regents? Just asking, they're not requisite
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10431
10432 10434
>>10426
>>10424
*picks up and performs CPR*
>>10428
Fuck off. You're not needed!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10432
10436
>>10431
>CPR for a concussion
I feel like I heard that as a joke on an old children's cartoon
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10433
>>10430
I give the enemies a free helcopter ride
UtICM
?
No.10434
[1d20 = 7]
>>10431
ok then i heal tracys jaw.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10435
10437
>>10429
And with THAT, the Hezrous are defeated.
An army still amasses at the party's backside, but they're vastly less confident (since, the party just routed their Lieutenants)
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10436
10439
>>10432
She doesn't actually know what she's, but she saw an opportunity.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10437
10439
>>10435
Trump remains dazed and lying on the ground
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10438
10439 10440
Thez <whooofs> in to
"Whatever,... <gasp> you guys are,.... <gasp> doing keep doing it <gasp>"
>whooofs away
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10439
10446

>>10436
what she's doing*
>Tracy's faggot is actually certfied CPR (got it in college last year)
>>10437
>>10438
>*attempts mouth-mouth on Trumpadin, but is really just covering his face at this size*
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10440
10441
1190559__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_twilight sparkle_alicorn_floppy ears_-colon-i_i've seen some shit_neo noir_partial color_pony_solo_this kills.jpg
>>10438
Trump would say "we are unable" but he is unable to speak
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10441
>>10440
>*picks him up and puts on back*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10442
10443 10444 10445
Having defeated the Hezrous, the assailing armies are not really assailing. They put on a good show, but one is expecting another to do their dirty work, while all are hoping to escape w/ skin intact. The way to the stadium is clear.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10443
10452
>>10442
*gently gallops towards the stadium*
UtICM
?
No.10444
10446
[1d20 = 5]
>>10442
i heal trump.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10445
>>10442
>prepares recreational nukes
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10446
10448 10450
>>10439
>>10444
Trumpaladin sees that he is being attacked the imp, who appearently survived when he hit Tracy earlier. He waves his sword at it, but it starts to run away

Vanderiem screams,
"Aye! Get back here ya gangly horse! I'll cut your teeth off"
VE6yo
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No.10447
10449
[5d8 = 21]
Thez <whoofs back in>
"Can't stay, but the quarantine is almost won. <deep breath>.
She sees Trump's state: "Oh quit being soft!" and trump is healed dice amount and is up and around again.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10448
>>10446
kek seeing what u did there but no
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10449
>>10447
Trump wakes up confused, then walks over towards the stadium
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10450
10451
>>10446
>ignoring everything she just did
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10451
10452
>>10450
That's all he would see from his perspective
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10452
10454
>>10451
see >>10443
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10453
10454 10455 10457
As the party approaches the stadium, Soros' voice can be heard (amplified, the dodgy cunt).
"Were you, eh eh, blibbity eh eh thinking eh eh, I might, as you would say eh eh, its complicated eh"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10454
10459
>>10452
Yeah, the imp runs away
>>10453
Trumpaladin marches right through the home gate
UtICM
?
No.10455
[1d20 = 7]
>>10453
i scream IM AN ANTISEMITE LOOK AT ME
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10456
10463
No one can perfectly translate Soros, but he won't be nice.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10457
10459
>>10453
>inb4 he uses Blasphemy through the speakerphones
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10458
10460
"Hey Soros, you look a little bit lighter since the last time you came here. Like you're missing an arm or something"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10459
10461 10462
>>10454
The imp is a grease-spot
And Trump ceaselessly and heroicaly is the first to stride the gate to stand before 42' tall Soros.
>>10457
Newp, hes using a different strategy.
As Trump exits the team-gate, Soros casts an anti-magic field, encompassing the whole stadium.
"Are you heroes or are you homos? We shall see!" he taunts
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10460
>>10458
Good point. In replacement of his arm is a heavily scaled arm, as though he's wearing a full spaulder and vambrace. It looks thoroughly uncomfortable, but as he flexes his fingers it appears effective.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10461
>>10459
>he's taller than me
reeee!

"DID YOU JUST MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH ALTERNATIVE SEXUAL PREFERENCES" draws sword
"YOU FUCKING BIGOT HOMOPHOBE"
Charges with Vanderiem
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10462
10464
>>10459
Sorry guys, I really have to go
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10463
10465
>>10456
Tracy smells Soros's blood, and she steps forward slowly, shaken by frenzy with knife in maw.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10464
>>10462
Gib one last meme before I stir your haggis!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10465
10467 10470
>>10463
But he shouldn't be bleeding
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10466
i charge at soros ankles and start to climb up him shadow of the colosess style
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10467
10469
>>10465
I've actually been subtly trying to reference Hook's Crocodile from Peter Pan for a while now, but I've been lazy and nobody noticed...
nO0ip
?
No.10468
[1d20 = 5]
SEVER THE HOMOPHOBES LEG!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10469
>>10467
>tfw when I reference the Art of the Deal regularly but I'm the only one who has read it...
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10470
Thez <whoofs> in
"Don't forget about me, you fossilized reject of nature!">>10462
It isn't decided yet, but its over. I'll auto-pilot
>>10465
He isn't, but Tracy has taken his blood and made something 'new'.
w7TKI
?
No.10471
10473
[1d20 = 11]
Tracy circles around the side of the stadium at full speed to take Soros from behind the ankle and sever his sinew (who said the element of Unoriginality would try something new?)
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10472
10473 10474 10475 10479
Logistically and RP speaking, Soros has limited options. To play his character right, he would lash out at all those around/immediate him for effect. He would die in a pool of his own blood, only to rejenerate, cuz only when you kill IN the abyss do those OF the abyss die. Last chance to change the outcome.
nO0ip
?
No.10473
10477
[1d20 = 16]
>>10471
Saw right into the fucker's leg again, if Tracy wasn't premature in taking a turn
>Shouldn't Soros be attacking?
>>10472
What.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10474
>>10472
i cast spell immunity on us.
w7TKI
?
No.10475
10476
[1d20 = 7]
>>10472
Yeah, start maul at his blood/tissue and tear out a chunk as she passes by
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10476
>>10475
>no chunk of Jew for Tracy
nO0ip
?
No.10477
10478
[1d20 = 12]
>>10473
Another slash and then pushes away Tracy, because she's been banned from that shit
nO0ip
?
No.10478
[1d20 = 6]
>>10477
Slash and push!
w7TKI
?
No.10479
10481
[1d20 = 12]
>>10472
Can I attack again now?
>Still running
Go for his next heel
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10480
10481 10482
"Have it your way! Do you PUNY biogenics REALLY think you can stop ME?! Enjoy this moment! You'll experience none like it!!!"
He taunts, as his form begins to slowly dissolve upon its self.
Everyone is tired, worn, beaten in some cases, and weary all around.
"Its not enough." Thez says finally. This is only temporary. Once of the infernal realms, there is no lasting vanquish. Soros has been defeated now, but he'll be back. With more numbers, with more resources, and more planning. With him, there is no lasting defeat, only temporary reprieve." She says with disgust and temerity.
w7TKI
?
No.10481
10483 10486
[1d20 = 20]
>>10479
>>10480
Take one last bite out of him.
nO0ip
?
No.10482
[1d20 = 14]
>>10480
"It's okay Thez. I've lived this before. I know"