The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here:
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html\r
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[1d20 = 8]>>10381And the other one right up the throat
[2d20 = 28]>>10376Roll to feint a leg attack, but instead cut off the other H's balls and make an opening for the party
[2d8+2 = 35]
OOooh, that hurt. One of them only managed to distract Trump, while the other caved in his face a bit. Hold on.
>>10383Deferring attack for greater gainz. That's fukkin right.
Trump (bruised and battered) has free-reign on the H that boffed him
[1d20 = 4]>>10386Slash the fucker, but I may need to go cry in a corner for a bit
>>10387What?
>>10388I WILL FUCKING END YOU, DICE!
>>10388the h hit you in the face with its cock, it crushed your skull abit.
>>10391Not crushed, but softened
[1d20 = 8]>>10386*pockets trophy for demon-skin wallet*
>>10388>*cries*Hurl javelin into the faggot's chest before he can counter.
Also, any chance Tracy can pick up a sword or rapier from the ground on the battlefield?
>>10394No swords, all that is around are glaives (2h weapons)
Also, Infernius' turn
Torc summons some spooky bois for his turn
ok for my first move i cast invisibility purge
second move i cast banishment on the h's
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Banishment>>10397I tried that already, it did not work
>>10398this is my 6th level spell it should work.
>>10397You dont get 2 spell moves, unless one is an instant, which neither are. Invisibility purge DOES however reveal a curious Imp who is sticking close to Tracy,
[1d20 = 11]>>10401*trample the pervert to death*
>>10401ok then i designate banisment as my next move.
[2d20 = 25]>>10405>>10404Yes of course. I'm going with greater mass animate (which probably isn't a spell but w/e).
Unfortunately, it will take the dead a few moments to get their shit together, and in the meantime they're punching in the face.
You mentioned Chain Devils earlier, can Tracy pull a weapon from their bodies?
[2d8 = 77]
Oooh, it stings again.
I'm giving it to Tracy, cuz she's opposite Trump but still leading. While one H fails and misses with its attack, the other H connects with a resounding <crack>
Tracy is momentarily stunned (not lasting)
Okay, that wasn't it. I'll go with 22 though
Tracy (jaw still ringing) its ur turn
[1d20 = 3]>>10408*anger grows to a boiling point at the prospect of anyone standing in her way for this long*
>>10409>"FUck..!">>10411*bites hand off*
>>10412Well, that was a shitty roll for a shitty idea...
>>10412Bites off hand with a disabled jaw?
>>10414>disabledWait, is it really that bad?
>>10416Its worn off now, (momentary effect, just a penalty on the dice which was an ebin fail regardless)
[1d20 = 18]>>10416Stunned, not disabled. But still not good enough to be used as a main weapon
>>10415Swings at the imp while backing away from the Herzegovinians. Or maybe it's Tracy he's swinging at - can't tell, has a concusion
[1d20 = 11]>>10418Swing again at that fucker. Or poor Tracy, one of the two
>>10416ill get some heals on that after this turn.
[1d20 = 3]>>10418The Imp (which thought its self so clever) is cleaved in twain by Trump's mighty (and some might say 'lucky') swing.
Through Cleae, he has another attack which,....
His momentumous swing pings off one of the H's legs. The imp (sidequest accomplished!) is dead though.
Infernius' move
>>10422*Collapses from concussion*
>>10424Trump apparently falls forward, during Infrernius' move
Right you are good Confed-anon.
Banishment. Do you have any regents? Just asking, they're not requisite
>>10426>>10424*picks up and performs CPR*
>>10428Fuck off. You're not needed!
>>10431>CPR for a concussionI feel like I heard that as a joke on an old children's cartoon
>>10430I give the enemies a free helcopter ride
[1d20 = 7]>>10431ok then i heal tracys jaw.
>>10429And with THAT, the Hezrous are defeated.
An army still amasses at the party's backside, but they're vastly less confident (since, the party just routed their Lieutenants)
>>10432She doesn't actually know what she's, but she saw an opportunity.
>>10435Trump remains dazed and lying on the ground
Thez <whooofs> in to
"Whatever,... <gasp> you guys are,.... <gasp> doing keep doing it <gasp>"
>whooofs away
>>10438Trump would say "we are unable" but he is unable to speak
Having defeated the Hezrous, the assailing armies are not really assailing. They put on a good show, but one is expecting another to do their dirty work, while all are hoping to escape w/ skin intact. The way to the stadium is clear.
>>10442*gently gallops towards the stadium*
>>10439>>10444Trumpaladin sees that he is being attacked the imp, who appearently survived when he hit Tracy earlier. He waves his sword at it, but it starts to run away
Vanderiem screams,
"Aye! Get back here ya gangly horse! I'll cut your teeth off"
[5d8 = 21]
Thez <whoofs back in>
"Can't stay, but the quarantine is almost won. <deep breath>.
She sees Trump's state: "Oh quit being soft!" and trump is healed dice amount and is up and around again.
>>10446kek seeing what u did there but no
>>10447Trump wakes up confused, then walks over towards the stadium
>>10450That's all he would see from his perspective
As the party approaches the stadium, Soros' voice can be heard (amplified, the dodgy cunt).
"Were you, eh eh, blibbity eh eh thinking eh eh, I might, as you would say eh eh, its complicated eh"
>>10452Yeah, the imp runs away
>>10453Trumpaladin marches right through the home gate
[1d20 = 7]>>10453i scream IM AN ANTISEMITE LOOK AT ME
No one can perfectly translate Soros, but he won't be nice.
"Hey Soros, you look a little bit lighter since the last time you came here. Like you're missing an arm or something"
>>10454The imp is a grease-spot
And Trump ceaselessly and heroicaly is the first to stride the gate to stand before 42' tall Soros.
>>10457Newp, hes using a different strategy.
As Trump exits the team-gate, Soros casts an anti-magic field, encompassing the whole stadium.
"Are you heroes or are you homos? We shall see!" he taunts
>>10458Good point. In replacement of his arm is a heavily scaled arm, as though he's wearing a full spaulder and vambrace. It looks thoroughly uncomfortable, but as he flexes his fingers it appears effective.
>>10459>he's taller than mereeee!
"DID YOU JUST MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH ALTERNATIVE SEXUAL PREFERENCES" draws sword
"YOU FUCKING BIGOT HOMOPHOBE"
Charges with Vanderiem
>>10456Tracy smells Soros's blood, and she steps forward slowly, shaken by frenzy with knife in maw.
>>10462Gib one last meme before I stir your haggis!
>>10463But he shouldn't be bleeding
i charge at soros ankles and start to climb up him shadow of the colosess style
[1d20 = 5]
SEVER THE HOMOPHOBES LEG!
Thez <whoofs> in
"Don't forget about me, you fossilized reject of nature!"
>>10462It isn't decided yet, but its over. I'll auto-pilot
>>10465He isn't, but Tracy has taken his blood and made something 'new'.
[1d20 = 11]
Tracy circles around the side of the stadium at full speed to take Soros from behind the ankle and sever his sinew (who said the element of Unoriginality would try something new?)
Logistically and RP speaking, Soros has limited options. To play his character right, he would lash out at all those around/immediate him for effect. He would die in a pool of his own blood, only to rejenerate, cuz only when you kill IN the abyss do those OF the abyss die. Last chance to change the outcome.
[1d20 = 16]>>10471Saw right into the fucker's leg again, if Tracy wasn't premature in taking a turn
>Shouldn't Soros be attacking?>>10472What.
>>10472i cast spell immunity on us.
[1d20 = 7]>>10472Yeah, start maul at his blood/tissue and tear out a chunk as she passes by
[1d20 = 12]>>10473Another slash and then pushes away Tracy, because she's been banned from that shit
"Have it your way! Do you PUNY biogenics REALLY think you can stop ME?! Enjoy this moment! You'll experience none like it!!!"
He taunts, as his form begins to slowly dissolve upon its self.
Everyone is tired, worn, beaten in some cases, and weary all around.
"Its not enough." Thez says finally. This is only temporary. Once of the infernal realms, there is no lasting vanquish. Soros has been defeated now, but he'll be back. With more numbers, with more resources, and more planning. With him, there is no lasting defeat, only temporary reprieve." She says with disgust and temerity.
[1d20 = 20]>>10479>>10480Take one last bite out of him.
[1d20 = 14]>>10480"It's okay Thez. I've lived this before. I know"