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Airline Peanuts
VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
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909 replies and 69 files omitted.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10181
10185 10193
As the party fills in, Thez slumps, obviously fatigued.
"And its a good thing I have improved endurance, otherwise I'd be exhausted!"
As she says this, Infernius comes through like a freight train, goring 2 demons as Uatchit lifts off to avoid smacking into the wall.
>>10175
kek, you just ruined spaghetti, its ready
>>10178
Noted.
>>10179
No

nO0ip
?
No.10183
10184 10187
[1d20 = 12]
Is it my turn? I don't know, but what I do know is that I want to kill things
>>10180
>>10178
REEEEEE!!! You don't get to just roll three dice every time so you can be sure you'll get one above 12

nO0ip
?
No.10184
10186
[1d20 = 20]
>>10183
Huzzah!
UtICM
?
No.10185
[1d20 = 2]
>>10181
i slash with my sword and cast burn
nO0ip
?
No.10186
[1d20 = 7]
>>10184
You have to go back!
w7TKI
?
No.10187
10188 10190 10192
[3d20 = 49]
>>10180
>5 and 4
Does this break the combo?
Cone of smoke for Concealment; Roar for Intimidation
Slash the next faggot in the vincinity.
>>10183
I have three natural weapons (2 flaming hooves and a maw) I can attack how I want.
nO0ip
?
No.10188
10189 10191 10193
[1000d20 = 10524]
>>10187
Oh fuck you
UtICM
?
No.10189
[1d20 = 6]
>>10188
oh my.
w7TKI
?
No.10190
10194
[3d20 = 25]
>>10187
>13
Attack again, again charging with full weight behind flaming hooves and a slash to the throught.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10191
The party lands in decimation of their foes. Trump is now of grandiose proportions (not quite as big as last time, but still a tower of a man), while Infernius makes good use of Uatchit (not targetable, free to act). Tracy billows smoke around giving minimal concealment for the moment.
>>10188
wtf
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10192
10194 10196
>>10187
When you try to game the system by having not one, but three dice rolls, and not a single one of them meets the 12 required to advance, then yeah. It breaks the combo
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10193
10195
>>10188
Oh fuck you
>>10181
So, does it work?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10194
10195
>>10192
>>10190
I'm confused now, can I make another cleave?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10195
10197 10203
Lenos, seeing reinforcements, wades further into the throng with claw and tail and bite. His size and strength easily overpower the lesser devils and demons at the forefront.
>>10193
Spaghetti? IDK, maybe?
>>10194
You cleave a total of 5 opponents before stopping
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10196
10198
>>10192
There are plenty of characters that could attack with three rolls, especially monsters.
UtICM
?
No.10197
10199
[1d20 = 3]
>>10195
i sheath my sword and fly by and attack with the halberd.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10198
10203
>>10196
It's not a way to game the multiple cleaves, especially not with doing three rolls after only one breaks 12
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10199
10200 10202
Thez, between flurries says to the group: "I'm sorry everyone,... this is all my fault. I thought,... I didn't intend for everything to turn out like THIS." she says, accentuating her point by elbowing a fiend's head in.
>>10197
e_e Just throw it away, its junk.

UtICM
?
No.10200
10201 10207
[1d20 = 20]
>>10199
ok i throw it at one of the demons
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10201
>>10200
And for once, the dice decides it likes Inferius
UtICM
?
No.10202
10203 10206
[1d20 = 20]
>>10199
ok i throw it at one of the demons>>10199

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10203
10204
>>10195
Concealment with cone of smoke whirled around the area her body.
Charge the next target with flaming hooves.
>>10198
point taken
>>10202
brutal
w7TKI
?
No.10204
[3d20 = 28]
>>10203
forgot to roll for the concealment and attack
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10205
10208 10214 10215
"Soros is in the stadium. The town and outside are filled with his followers and those of the Bogdanoff's. Lenos and I can keep this position (and the citizens safe), or we can divert per your strategy."
nO0ip
?
No.10206
[1d20 = 5]
>>10202
Mein Gott...

Attack!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10207
10209
>>10200
>kills 2
Nice throw!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10208
>>10205
"The Bogdanoffs. Who are they? Can you give me a quick rundown?"
UtICM
?
No.10209
[1d20 = 3]
>>10207
primal scream.
VE6yo
?
No.10210
10214
[7d20 = 58]
At this time, the four (there were four) streaking blue streaks streak in front of the party. They look alot like praying mantises, are entirely blue, and have wicked spears in hand. Ice devils, if you're curious.
Amidst the 'basic' combat, they're engaging.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10211
10212 10213
Trump, Tracy, and Infernius have attacks of opportunity
nO0ip
?
No.10212
10214 10217
[1d20 = 12]
>>10211
I smite thee demons!
UtICM
?
No.10213
10217
[1d20 = 13]
>>10211
aot go.
nO0ip
?
No.10214
[1d20 = 5]
>>10212
And another!

>>10210
Engaging who?
>>10205
The Citizenry is of no minor importance. Are you certain you two can hold this position?
w7TKI
?
No.10215
[3d20 = 20]
>>10205
Clear way towards the stadium, snarling and blowing smoke for Intimidation check.
Buck the first faggot to get in her way with both hooves and slit his throat
w7TKI
?
No.10216
10218 10221 10223
[1d20 = 20]
Slash again to finish off this faggot.
Attack the next if he falls and cleave further towards stadium.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10217
10219
Note: because of "throng" combat, all opponents get de facto flank. Deal with it, ur facing an army
>>10212
Trump scores a successful hit. The devil is not felled, but in its flight it goes tumbling to the ground.
>>10213
Likewise Infernius who has dropped the halbard. Don't look at me, I'm just saying what he should have done a long time ago.
Unfortunately Ice devils are immune to fire so no accellerated damage, but like with Trump the devil spirals down in a heap.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10218
>>10216
EXECUTION!!
nO0ip
?
No.10219
10220
[1d20 = 19]
>>10217
"Looks like we're not going anywhere soon"

Smite the demons!
nO0ip
?
No.10220
[1d20 = 7]
>>10219
Sime thee once more!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10221
10222
>>10216
As Trump and Infernius knock their targets out of the air, Tracy goes full rage on some unfortunate bastard. Hes dead, we'll just leave it at that.
The way to the town (not yet the stadium) is momentarily clear, if the party hurries.
"GO! We've got this!"
Thez' insistence is accentuated by Lenos claw-impaling three enemies at once.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10222
10226
>>10221
Then we fucking hurry
w7TKI
?
No.10223
[1d20 = 10]
>>10216
Yes!
Charge towards the town/stadium with both hooves alight and decapitate anyone in her path, snarling and billowing smoke ahead of her as she goes.
(I'm going to stop rolling three, but attack with all three weapons)
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10224
10225 10228
The city lies in ruins. In order to get from your current position (avoiding unnecessarily large formations of enemies that is) is through the plaza and toward the NW point, and then doubling back from the wall.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10225
>>10224
So be it
UtICM
?
No.10226
[2d20 = 14]
>>10222
slash slash
nO0ip
?
No.10227
[1d20 = 9]
Slash at any near
w7TKI
?
No.10228
[1d20 = 19]
>>10224
>can fly (still learning)
How many flying enemies?
Make a superpowered leap across the heads of a dozen or so enemies, and land on the next faggot with both flaming hooves
VE6yo
?
No.10229
10230
[17d20 = 194]
No subtlety eh? Alright

Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10230
>>10229
Subtlety? Why would we want or need that?
w7TKI
?
No.10231
10232
[2d20 = 23]
>dat roll
Cleave through the next few faggots, billowing smoke 5 yards ahead to to confuse the ranks.
w7TKI
?
No.10232
10234
[2d20 = 24]
>>10231
>fug
Slit this faggot's throat and keep charging ahead, snarling in frenzy to check for Intimidation.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10233
Plopping down in front of literal waves of infernals, the wavering light of city-fires (holy shit, did anyone else get deja vu?) painting themselves across the faces of the party and their opponents respectively, the group bursts into motion.
Infernius, astride Uatchit darts to and fro, taking aim at heads as one would golf balls on a driving range. Tracy - Thez' blades in hand - divides the opponents in the middle. Trump, proud and resplendent Trump, smites one opponent after another.
The party gains the plaza area.
w7TKI
?
No.10234
10235
[2d20 = 19]
>>10232
Cleave
Attack again, with both hooves and a kunai.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10235
10240
>>10234
meant to roll once, but whatever
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10236
10239 10240 10243 10248
>Torc causes an Autistic screech so loud and high, it blows away all the glass in Port Barry
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10237
10238
From the north, west, and east of the plaza, squads of D/Ds (devils and demons) race to join the fight.
UtICM
?
No.10238
10245
[1d20 = 19]
>>10237
can we get an updated map?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10239
10250
>>10236
>Banshee Wail
The first two rows of incoming assailants fall dead before they can even engage
nO0ip
?
No.10240
10241 10250
Pinkie_Pie_serious_face_S02E02.png
[1d20 = 19]
>>10235
I'm watching you
>>10236
Don't you break my glass! That costs money

Like a Mecha walking, Trump devastates his foes
nO0ip
?
No.10241
10242
[1d20 = 13]
>>10240
HUNGRY FOR MORE SUFFERING ARE YOU!
nO0ip
?
No.10242
[1d20 = 7]
>>10241
STILL MORE!
w7TKI
?
No.10243
10244 10248 10250
autistic-screeching-caption-this-15144320.png
[2d20 = 18]
>>10236
*screeches in tandem*
Roll for autistic synergy (Intimidation)

Slash next victi- I mean enemy
w7TKI
?
No.10244
10246
[1d20 = 9]
>>10243
>he lives
Rear and crush his ribcage under both flaming hooves
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10245
battletown.jpg
>>10238

w7TKI
?
No.10246
10247
[2d20 = 36]
>>10244
>still alive?
Stab a knife into his chest and leave it in him to bleed-out
Attack the next faggot with all three weapons.
nO0ip
?
No.10247
[1d20 = 4]
>>10246
reeee you don't get to attack multiple times after repeatedly failing dice rolls reee
UtICM
?
No.10248
10249 10252
[1d20 = 16]
>>10243
>>10236
roll to screech to add to intimidation.
nO0ip
?
No.10249
[1d20 = 6]
>>10248
MAGA!!!!
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10250
10251
>>10239
WOO HOO, IT WORKED

>>10240
No
>>10243
Thanks m8

I give everyone a glass of caveman to boost their strength and vitality
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10251
10255
>>10250
No what?

*screeches autistically himself*
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10252
10254
>>10248
Nice roll
Billows smoke all around to conceal self and prepare for the next charge
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10253
10258
With an individual, not to mention collective fury that was entirely inconceivable to both Devils and Demons, the party continues its deadly advance.
With stride and increasing gait/confidence, Trump cleaves through this opponent and that. Tracy flips all kinds of acrobatics, ultimately disemboweling or disfiguring her prey. Infernius cuts opponents down. Whether their legs, their torsos, or even their weapon hands/arms, he systematically strikes at not only his foe, but that of those he stands beside.
Each has taken their share of scrapes and gashes, but no one is worse for the wear. At the end of a SEEMINGLY endless line of assailants, the party makes the wall.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10254
>>10252
>has concealment
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10255
10257 10261
>>10251
I will break your glass

If anything is close to me, I use my dagger
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10256
10260
Charge out towards the stadium.
buck the next faggot in front with both flaming hooves and maul his throat out.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10257
>>10255
Trump makes a note to stir Tourcil's Haggis later. Oh, and take his waifu
UtICM
?
No.10258
10259
[1d20 = 13]
>>10253
i light my sword on fire.
nO0ip
?
No.10259
10266
[1d20 = 6]
>>10258
Smash the fucker right in front of me right in two with the brute force of the sword
w7TKI
?
No.10260
10262 10263
[1d20 = 16]
>>10256
roll (how many dice is appropriate for this?)
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10261
10264 10265
>>10255
Torcuil! Torcuil's actions are not represented at this point. What would Torcuil do, surrounded by allies who are like minded, with a giant-size Trump on the side, not to mention the rest?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10262
>>10260
Roll however many you want, I'll use 'em or disregard
w7TKI
?
No.10263
10272
[3d20 = 34]
>>10260
>crushed and torn apart
Cleave!
draw another kunai and stick it into the next faggot in the vicinity, after bucking him with both flaming hooves
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10264
10267 10270
>>10261
But my banshee wail

Hmmmm.....
I'm trying to think of a dank meme for this
Give me a moment
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10265
>>10261
I recommend the staff by default
UtICM
?
No.10266
10268
[1d20 = 14]
>>10259
slash
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10267
10276
>>10264
It was excellent, but there's many more who aren't dead.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10268
>>10266
Whizzzz, another demon loses its head
nO0ip
?
No.10269
10271
[1d20 = 2]
Cackling like a madman, Trump twirls Vanderiem around, slashing at lines of demons
UtICM
?
No.10270
10276
[1d20 = 14]
>>10264
>not having a meme prepared.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10271
10274
>>10269
kek, fail
w7TKI
?
No.10272
10273
[1d20 = 4]
>>10263
Idk if that finished them off desu..
in any regard, stick another kunai in the next faggot available and keep charging forward, roaring in frenzy.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10273
>>10272
Dammit!
nO0ip
?
No.10274
10275 10277 10278
[1000d20 = 10723]
>>10271
Well fuck you too and fuck the dice too
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10275
>>10274
>Got a result that was 199 higher than the previous thousand
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10276
10301
>>10267
Well I know that
>>10270
I summon Klaus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
UtICM
?
No.10277
10279
[1d20 = 10]
>>10274
>trumpadin dies from a heart attack.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10278
10280
Trump, fully immersed in a blood-fury (not barbarian, but w/e) stumbles, losing his momentum.
>>10274
Don't be mad, u know how many shitty dice rolls I've had to account for so far?

The party is still at the wall, and holding position.

nO0ip
?
No.10279
10286 10289 10299
[1d20 = 10]
>>10277
That counts as your roll, so I am rolling

Fuck you demons!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10280
10282
>>10278
>The party is still at the wall, and holding position
Wait what
w7TKI
?
No.10281
10283
[3d20 = 47]
Attack again with both hooves and a kunai