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Ranch-Flavored Nuts
Anonymous
QVm1D
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No.65424
65426 65428
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.

Previous initiative tally >>65413 → +Tracy (27)
1031 replies and 29 files omitted.
oBQic
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No.66075
*sweeps room*
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66076
66077 66078
State ya name and rank humie
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66077
>>66076
The orc spits at the tartan human, standing next to Snek
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66078
>>66073
"Uh hello there-"
>>66076
"Torcuil, Admiral of the Gestapo. Yourself?"
Torc gestures to Snek to be ready as he prepares a fireball.
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66079
66081
Gruu mac
Slaps chest with flat side of axe.
Corporal in black orc brigade
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66080
66082
Wit is dis place?
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66081
>>66079
"Orc?"
>"OOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKK"
Torc realizes he hasn't seen an orc yet in this land.
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66082
66084
>>66080
"Excuse me, this is Trump Tower. There are some who can explain where we are better than I"
8qsqQ
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No.66083
66084
[1d20+4 = 16]
Searches.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66084
66087
>>66082
"So they're not hostile then? Good." a voice says from beyond Torcuil.
>>66083
Nothing to detect
Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66085
*sighs forlornly* damn i was hoping to try out my new sword
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66086
Wut is da waaagh size?
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66087
>>66084
"Well, not yet at least. Follow me"
Torc turns around and heads back, Snek just sits there.
8qsqQ
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No.66088
[1d20+4 = 9]
Heads towards the noise, wiping ash off himself.
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66089
66091 66093
..... how many ar here
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66090
Follows torque eye ing the snake thing suspiciously
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66091
>>66089
"Let's see; there's me, Snek, Trump, Stix, Tracy, Infernius, Thez, and a couple others."
Mrs. Sentry
oBQic
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No.66092
[hoers noises]
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66093
66094
As this is occurring, a half-elf enters the hallway from near where Gruu'mac is standing. He seems to have wiped most of the singe, but he obviously has just been scorched as well.
>>66089
A <whooooof> sound from behind him is all that announces to him the entrance of someone behind him, who with a female's voice (the same who commented on hostility) speaks, "Here, a few. Elsewhere, there are many. Though, we few are more than the many."
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66094
>>66093
"So what's up with all the mystics and shit Thez?"
Torc notices the half-elf
"Another one?"
Meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66095
Stronger than the many?
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66096
66101
Spins quickly and sets shield from being startled
Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66097
*heads for the bar to get his tankard and start drinking* well ill have to find someone to test my new weapon on soon
oBQic
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No.66098
66099
Tracy, after putting her birbs to sleep, gets up and priwls the perimeter of the gulag in stealth, exploring the walls for what needs to be fixed

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66099
66104
>>66098
The damage is structural and intensive, mostly of neglect and incompetent workmanship. Its not a lost cause though
CUYZb
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No.66100
66103
[1d20+35 = 45]
Snek takes the opportunity of Thez distracting everyone to hide amongst the walls.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66101
>>66096
"Easy there, I just showed up this way cuz I'm lazy, there's no threat here."
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66102
66107
"Grunts"
Follows the human again
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66103
66107
>>66100
And somehow, an otherwise obvious 30' Snek seems to have vanished
oBQic
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No.66104
66106
>>66099
"I've lived in worse." Tracy says, trotting along (silently)
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66105
snek.png
For player's reference, cuz they wanted to know how that works
oBQic
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No.66106
66113
>>66104
After circling the perimeter several times, Tracy decides to look into the cave/mine.
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66107
>>66103
Wait until Torc remembers the ring in his pocket.
>>66102
"Let's find Lenos first"
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66108
66110
"I'll give you guys the short version. You died. Congratulations, you're not dead. We're not your enemy, we're kind of like a loose assortment of allies-ish, and we have plenty of enemies so please keep the beating of one another to a minimum. Its not prohibited, it just complicates things."
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66109
66111
So Lenos simply went to get booze, so finding him would be momentary. Shall we assume Torcuil and co are in the mess area?
Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66110
>>66108
sad dragon noises
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66111
>>66109
Sure
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66112
Hrrrrmmm. Dat dorf hit hader den I thot
oBQic
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No.66113
66119
>>66106
*Checks how deep the mine goes*
Meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66114
66118
So, we are all stuck in a bad situation, so let's get along?
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66115
Goes to massage singed half elf
Meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66116
Sounds cherry!
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66117
66122
Meanwhile, Tracy is investigating the ruins of Durpistan. Having rehoused the birbs there during the 3 week period, she has fully moved in and come to reside there, probably without really saying anything to anyone, cuz she's got that antisocial mentality.
"Its really not much different from what I remember,... I'm sure we can make it super awesome!"
For some time, Addy has taken to following Tracy for some reason. This both irritates the crap out of, and secretly amuses Tracy.
Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66118
66123
>>66114
nope its a good situation we are in valhalla we get to fight and DRINK all day
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66119
>>66113
The mine has a cave-in relatively early in its tunnel system. There's rotten and dessicated remains of commies.
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66120
66159
Dis wont be so bad, easier if ya dont fight
Meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66121
Shrugs off orc. You stink of seabass...
oBQic
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No.66122
66129
>>66117
*Ears twitch involuntarily realizing she's being followed again*
[sighing hoers noises]

Was there anything worth mentioning in the mines?
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66123
>>66118
"Oh, hey Lenos"
Meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66124
Friends! Not fuck buddies ya stank ass orc!