>Mixed NutsTo some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it doOn weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.
Previous initiative tally
>>65413 → +Tracy (27)
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>>66272"Shtuped shombies..!" she curses around her weapon as she climbs up
>>66274Lenos's new sword explodes in flames as it collides with the zombie. We needn't roll damage, he'd need all 1s to not kill it.
Can Tracy attack now?
How many zombies are visible?
Goes to thaz in library. "Where is the bull?"
>>66280"Probably getting himself injured somewhere. He'll be back soon I'm sure. What can I hep you with?"
>>66281Squish, squish, squish, Infernius' Greatsword divides whole chunks of zombie. If he has cleave, apply 1 for each attack (3 total).
>>66283"I don't like your tone newbie. How quickly do you wanna get there?"
Hrrmmmm, bull is fool, strong fool needs shield. I have shield. Put me there.
[1d20+22 = 41]
Tracy lashes out with her chain in a whirlwind attack, taking a 5 foot step between every attack to polish off as many zombies as she can
>>66285"Hmmm. Alright then," she grabs his arm and <whooof>
They both appear at the top of the elevator shaft. Gruu'mac, roll a d20+dex
[1d20+22 = 42]
It's a bloodbath
[1d20+22 = 36]
right through it
[1d20+22 = 38]
slash, slash motherfucker
[1d20+22 = 34]
like a whirling frenzy
[1d20+22 = 33]
[murder intensifies]
[1d20+22 = 31]
blood everywhere
"Muuuuuuuuuu," Addy says, clearly impresed. She's clinging to the ceiling, btw.
[1d20+22 = 26]
[insane laughter]
[1d20+22 = 37]
nearly fumbled there
[1d20+22 = 26]
but not yet
[1d20+22 = 40]
*mows down zombies*
-15, didn't take the negatives
Jesus. So Tracy just waded through all of them. Not a single 1, I''m quite surprised.
>>66317Now imagine all of that happening
in three seconds.
[happy hoers noises
Meanwhile, Thez and Gruu'mac appear at the top of the elevator shaft. Unfortunately, only one has an airwalk enchantment.
Tracy shakes like a dog to rid her shadowy cloak of zombie residue.
"How long were these things here?" she says, poking at a skull
[1d20 = 11]>>66323Infernius' face betrays a bit of comprehension.
"Oh fuck not again," Thez says as Gruu'mac falls about 50' to collide against the ground