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Ranch-Flavored Nuts
Anonymous
QVm1D
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No.65424
65426 65428
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.

Previous initiative tally >>65413 → +Tracy (27)
1031 replies and 30 files omitted.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66024
66026
reeeeeee i want my treasure back from the elvenziggers damn it

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66025
66028 66031
Adeline however, neither knows nor cares about such things, and is instead ready to venture to Durpistan in a full-sized camper-wagon loaded with cooking supplies. Don't act surprised.
"They'd be much happier in a big open city!" Addy implores Tracy, wrt the birbs.
oBQic
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No.66026
>>66024
>Iz slightly less than enthusiastic to go back to Cardishil
Yeah, better find them before they spend it all..
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66027
Meanwhile *in* Trump tower, Thez is busy pouring through the library, looking for any piece of information she can glean or use. At this time however, a rather tell-tale WHOOOOSH sound occurs from the character's rooms, indicating the arrival of somebody *new*.
oBQic
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No.66028
66031 66032
>>66025
(Is that the wagon Slovenia built?)
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66029
The new player in question finds himself in a blank room with dark glassy surfaces. He's seated on a bed structure, also made out of this glass. There is a chest of sorts at the base of the bed (again, glass), and a single door is the only other remarkable aspect to the room.
oBQic
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No.66031
>>66025
>>66028
*pulls wagon to abandoned gulag*
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66032
66033
>>66028
Uhm,... idk about *the* one,... its not the death wagon if that's your question, I had forgotten about that.
oBQic
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No.66033
66036
>>66032
I meant the one big enough for her birbs.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66034
66036
Gets out of the bed and checks the chest
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66035
66036
"Snek, prepare my airship"
>"When did you become my general?"
"Just get ready to head somewhere"
>"Where?"
"To be determined"
Torc and Snek head out of the holodeck, having finishing the last of their training.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66036
66037 66038
>>66033
No, not that one
>>66034
Empty
>>66035
Thez is pouring through books. The whoosh technically hasn't quite happened yet, but give it a sec.
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66037
66040
>>66036
"Hey Thez, anything interesting?"
oBQic
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No.66038
66039 66040
>>66036
Okay then.
Would the tower have landed in Durpistan so they could be dropped off?
oBQic
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No.66039
>>66038
Well, anyway, after settling her birbs (however she got them there), Tracy would be nosing around Duristan.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66040
66044 66047
>>66038
No, its at a centralized location, accessable (assuming one can fly) but not landed. There is an airship tho.
>>66037
"Not really, I still can't figure out what happened. What I do know defies my understanding of the workings of the magic in question."

Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66041
Goes to door and tries to open it
uEmRI
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No.66042
1d20
uEmRI
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No.66043
66046
[1d20 = 9]

oBQic
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No.66044
>>66040
Okay then.
Somewhere, within the 3 week period, Tracy would've brought her birbs to the abandoned gulag.

meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66045
Whoop!

uEmRI
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No.66046
66047 66050
[1d4+15 = 16]
Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are interrupted by the tell-tale sound of one of Lenos' fire-traps going off.
>>66043
His surroundings are suddenly and inexplicably engulfed in flame causing that much damage. The room smells a bit of burned hair. Outside the door, along a blank wall is a scorched sign that says "Please don't firetrap the rooms"
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66047
66049
>>66040
"Yeah, I'm not even gonna try to understand what happened. Lemme know if you need any help though"
>>66046
Boom
"Uh, oh yeah. I know that sound"
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66048
By elf women balls what is this
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66049
66057
>>66047
Thez nods and sighs. "Its on you, my hands are tied,..."
oBQic
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No.66050
>>66046
Tracy is brushing her birbs in the city.
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66051
Hits door with axe
meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66052
66054
Runs hands on glass and looks for cracks.
Dice 1d20 + 12
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66053

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66054
>>66052
There are no cracks or seams. It is surgically precise
uEmRI
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No.66055
[1d20 = 5]

meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66056
66059
Checks for surgery scars and kidneys.
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66057
>>66049
"Huh? Okay..."
Torc heads up to see what nutcase is joining them this time.
uEmRI
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No.66058
[1d10+7 = 10]

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66059
>>66056
Nope, he's unmarked and whole
oBQic
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No.66060
>is brushing birbs
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66061
66062
Grumbles down the hall brushing off soot
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66062
66070
>>66061
Entering the hallway, he sees identical doors to the door he came from - all closed - with a single door on either end of the hallway.
meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66063
66064
Looks in chest.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66064
>>66063
Chest is empty
oBQic
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No.66065
*feeds birbs*
Meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66066
66067
Head out of the door, proceeding cautiously.
uEmRI
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No.66067
[1d20 = 6]
>>66066

Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66068
Walks to end of hall and looks around the corner
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66069
As the door opens, and just like with Gruu'mac, the room fills with flame for a moment. This all occurs within view of Gruu'mac, who had just entered the hallway.
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66070
>>66062
And soon, a figure clad in tartan robes walking down the hallway.
"Hello?"
He's then followed by a giant snake
Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66071
hearing 2 booms lenos starts laughing as he knows there is freshmeat for his traps

Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66072
Readies tower shield. Whuts ya Bidnes!
uEmRI
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No.66073
66078
[1d4+15 = 19]
So as the flames from the second firetrap subside, we have a black-armored figure standing in a hallway, a half-elf still in the room, and from one of the far doors, a human and a 30' snake.

Meanwhile, Torcuil arrives at the hallway, and can currently see a blackened-armored humanoid with wisps of smoke trailing off them.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66074
The snake has a Pinochet hat, and a pair of sunglasses on, and is carrying a pistol with his tail, which is pointed at whatever he's looking at.