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Ranch-Flavored Nuts
Anonymous
QVm1D
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No.65424
65426 65428
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1031 replies and 30 files omitted.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66024
66026
reeeeeee i want my treasure back from the elvenziggers damn it

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66025
66028 66031
Adeline however, neither knows nor cares about such things, and is instead ready to venture to Durpistan in a full-sized camper-wagon loaded with cooking supplies. Don't act surprised.
"They'd be much happier in a big open city!" Addy implores Tracy, wrt the birbs.
oBQic
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No.66026
>>66024
>Iz slightly less than enthusiastic to go back to Cardishil
Yeah, better find them before they spend it all..
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66027
Meanwhile *in* Trump tower, Thez is busy pouring through the library, looking for any piece of information she can glean or use. At this time however, a rather tell-tale WHOOOOSH sound occurs from the character's rooms, indicating the arrival of somebody *new*.
oBQic
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No.66028
66031 66032
>>66025
(Is that the wagon Slovenia built?)
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66029
The new player in question finds himself in a blank room with dark glassy surfaces. He's seated on a bed structure, also made out of this glass. There is a chest of sorts at the base of the bed (again, glass), and a single door is the only other remarkable aspect to the room.
oBQic
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No.66031
>>66025
>>66028
*pulls wagon to abandoned gulag*
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66032
66033
>>66028
Uhm,... idk about *the* one,... its not the death wagon if that's your question, I had forgotten about that.
oBQic
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No.66033
66036
>>66032
I meant the one big enough for her birbs.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66034
66036
Gets out of the bed and checks the chest
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66035
66036
"Snek, prepare my airship"
>"When did you become my general?"
"Just get ready to head somewhere"
>"Where?"
"To be determined"
Torc and Snek head out of the holodeck, having finishing the last of their training.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66036
66037 66038
>>66033
No, not that one
>>66034
Empty
>>66035
Thez is pouring through books. The whoosh technically hasn't quite happened yet, but give it a sec.
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66037
66040
>>66036
"Hey Thez, anything interesting?"
oBQic
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No.66038
66039 66040
>>66036
Okay then.
Would the tower have landed in Durpistan so they could be dropped off?
oBQic
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No.66039
>>66038
Well, anyway, after settling her birbs (however she got them there), Tracy would be nosing around Duristan.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66040
66044 66047
>>66038
No, its at a centralized location, accessable (assuming one can fly) but not landed. There is an airship tho.
>>66037
"Not really, I still can't figure out what happened. What I do know defies my understanding of the workings of the magic in question."

Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66041
Goes to door and tries to open it
uEmRI
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No.66042
1d20
uEmRI
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No.66043
66046
[1d20 = 9]

oBQic
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No.66044
>>66040
Okay then.
Somewhere, within the 3 week period, Tracy would've brought her birbs to the abandoned gulag.

meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66045
Whoop!

uEmRI
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No.66046
66047 66050
[1d4+15 = 16]
Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are interrupted by the tell-tale sound of one of Lenos' fire-traps going off.
>>66043
His surroundings are suddenly and inexplicably engulfed in flame causing that much damage. The room smells a bit of burned hair. Outside the door, along a blank wall is a scorched sign that says "Please don't firetrap the rooms"
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66047
66049
>>66040
"Yeah, I'm not even gonna try to understand what happened. Lemme know if you need any help though"
>>66046
Boom
"Uh, oh yeah. I know that sound"
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66048
By elf women balls what is this
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66049
66057
>>66047
Thez nods and sighs. "Its on you, my hands are tied,..."
oBQic
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No.66050
>>66046
Tracy is brushing her birbs in the city.
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66051
Hits door with axe
meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66052
66054
Runs hands on glass and looks for cracks.
Dice 1d20 + 12
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66053

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66054
>>66052
There are no cracks or seams. It is surgically precise
uEmRI
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No.66055
[1d20 = 5]

meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66056
66059
Checks for surgery scars and kidneys.
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66057
>>66049
"Huh? Okay..."
Torc heads up to see what nutcase is joining them this time.
uEmRI
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No.66058
[1d10+7 = 10]

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66059
>>66056
Nope, he's unmarked and whole
oBQic
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No.66060
>is brushing birbs
Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66061
66062
Grumbles down the hall brushing off soot
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66062
66070
>>66061
Entering the hallway, he sees identical doors to the door he came from - all closed - with a single door on either end of the hallway.
meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66063
66064
Looks in chest.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66064
>>66063
Chest is empty
oBQic
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No.66065
*feeds birbs*
Meichlos
8qsqQ
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No.66066
66067
Head out of the door, proceeding cautiously.
uEmRI
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No.66067
[1d20 = 6]
>>66066

Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66068
Walks to end of hall and looks around the corner
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66069
As the door opens, and just like with Gruu'mac, the room fills with flame for a moment. This all occurs within view of Gruu'mac, who had just entered the hallway.
Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66070
>>66062
And soon, a figure clad in tartan robes walking down the hallway.
"Hello?"
He's then followed by a giant snake
Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66071
hearing 2 booms lenos starts laughing as he knows there is freshmeat for his traps

Gruu mac
uEmRI
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No.66072
Readies tower shield. Whuts ya Bidnes!
uEmRI
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No.66073
66078
[1d4+15 = 19]
So as the flames from the second firetrap subside, we have a black-armored figure standing in a hallway, a half-elf still in the room, and from one of the far doors, a human and a 30' snake.

Meanwhile, Torcuil arrives at the hallway, and can currently see a blackened-armored humanoid with wisps of smoke trailing off them.
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66074
The snake has a Pinochet hat, and a pair of sunglasses on, and is carrying a pistol with his tail, which is pointed at whatever he's looking at.

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