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Ranch-Flavored Nuts
Anonymous
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No.65424
65426 65428
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.

Previous initiative tally >>65413 → +Tracy (27)
1031 replies and 27 files omitted.
xUdIj
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No.65958
[1d20+6 = 23]

Anonymous
xUdIj
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No.65959
65960
Okay. Tracy successfully gets her hooves (or maw) on Addy, but the little shit deftly maneuvers around (tumble) and avoids Tracy long enough to jump gracefully off like I had been trying to get her to the whole time.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.65960
65962
>>65959
*draws sword*
"leave addy alone thot hores!"
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
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No.65961
Tracy is visibly beside herself, doing the best to wuickly wipe off the lava streaming from her tearducts before turning to her assaulted birb.
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
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No.65962
65963
>>65960
*Ignores u*
sYOWq
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No.65963
65964
[1d20 = 9]
>>65962
*stabs*
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
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No.65964
>>65963
What's ur attack mod?
Anonymous
xUdIj
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No.65965
65966
Okay. Infernius attempt to stab Tracy, which fails. She towers over him, her frustration visible through her snorts
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
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No.65966
>>65965
>She tower's over him
Lol no
Infernius's sword merely bounces off of Tracy's black ass, which she ignores, devoting all of her attention to her birb, nuzzling her affectionately.
add +5 AC for combat expertise
Anonymous
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No.65967
65968
"So how come you keep 'em here?" Addy asks Tracy, completely disregarding her irritation.
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
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No.65968
65969
>>65967
*Gives glowing-green stink eye for several long seconds before responding*
"... Mostly, because the food sythesizer is in this building."
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
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No.65969
65970 65972
>>65968
*Hugs birdie*
"It's okay now..."
Anonymous
xUdIj
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No.65970
65971 65972
>>65969
"Huh. As long as I had known them, they always stayed at our hideout. There's a whole empty city they can run around in!"
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
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No.65971
>>65970
"...So you say......."
>Is nao turned towards birb
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.65972
>>65970
>>65969
"hmm thats a good idea, they would have more room for activities."
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
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No.65973
65974 65978
"I thought of that myself actually, although I've been way too busy lately even to consider renovating that dump."
*Brushes*
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.65974
65975
>>65973
"me could have some men help."
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
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No.65975
65976 65978
>>65974
"Wasn't that what they were doing after you 'cleaned the place out'? Why'd they stop?"
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.65976
65977
>>65975
"we got invaded."
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
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No.65977
>>65976
"Oh, yeah."
Anonymous
xUdIj
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No.65978
>>65973
"Reno...vate?" Addy asks, an involuntary Muu escaping her lips. She looks at Thez, who waives her hand acceptingly.
>>65975
They didn't, but in Addy's future they were stopped.
Anonymous
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No.65979
65980 65981
"Then what are we waiting for?! Let's go fix Durpistan!! I can't wait to see what it looks like now!"
"All the shop and trades are closed for the day,...." Thez comments innocuously. "The only person who might be working today would be Ben, but we need to talk to him for this anyway."
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.65980
>>65979
*Mumbles Fucking Jew*
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
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No.65981
>>65979
"Sure.. I guess.." Tracy grumbles, carefully herding her birb back into her room with her sister
Anonymous
xUdIj
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No.65982
65983
So with complete abandon, and with no restraint or hesitation, Addy runs off again, with absolutely no idea where she's going. Thez sighs.
sYOWq
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No.65983
65984
[1d20 = 20]
>>65982
*stealthfully follows*
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
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No.65984
>>65983
Dayum!
Anonymous
xUdIj
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No.65985
65986 65987
A short while later, everyone is standing outside Ben's jewelry shop.
"So,... where is he?" Addy asks. She asks this, because not only is Ben not in his shop, but his shop is not in his shop. Rather, his shop is empty with occasional scraps of paper lying about and disturbed dust laying about. There's no furniture, nothing. Just an empty building.
Anonymous
sYOWq
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No.65986
65987
>>65985
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING JEW BLEW TOWN!" *From the bushes*
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No.65987
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>>65985
>>65986
>Jew is gone
>Shop is cleaned out, including funiture (there was time to pack things up before he disappeared, and the person packing took great care to carefully remove everything of value)
>No mention of him at the party, or signs of a fight
>Ben Shapiro is a massive fucking (((Zionist))) irl
I knew the """""free money""""" from the NPC that just happened to be Jewish would eventually end with something like this.
He's not going to get away easily. The elvenniggers robbing us was an embarrassment, but I'll be damned if I'll just sit and watch the kike liquidate the Port's bank and scurry off without a fight. We agreed to gas him last, but he's still going to the fun camps first.
Anonymous
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No.66004
66005 66006 66007
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lenos has been forging this sword axe combo

oBQic
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No.66005
>>66004
Cool
Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66006
66007
>>66004
he would also be prepping it for enchantment just haven't figured out what enchantment to give it yet

Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66007
66008
>>66004
That's smart
>>66006
There's one that allows to to switch through the elemental damages
Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66008
66009
>>66007
whats the name of it

Anonymous
CUYZb
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No.66009
66010
>>66008
Energy Aura, arms and equipment 96
Anonymous
huT8l
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No.66010
>>66009
k i found it

Anonymous
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No.66011
66012 66013
Alrighty! Dawn breaks on a new day for the party in question. About three weeks have passed since the return of the party, the grand and spectacular Football game (and afterparty) and the discovery of the absence of Ben Shapiro. In the intervening days, the party has developed in several ways. In the aftermath of the future scape, the group has collectively put their noses to the grindstone to refine their abilities, skills, and equipment. Each person, hoers, and snek has at least something shiny and new, and many have new and exciting techniques and moves to put into play.
In the surrounding community, Thez has built a training center located around the memorial statue. On odd days, one can see Fight Club participants training underneath the very statue which they are commemorated by. Trump has taken a pivotal and decisive role in the development of the port, and the infrastructure has seen significant developments, in spite of the absence of the jew cash cow. Adeline has made several preparations and spoken with technicians throughout the port, and is preparing a group to venture to Durpistan for its renovation and repair. Oh, and she's sporting an oversized plate of carmelized onions and potatos.
oBQic
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No.66012
66014
>>66011
*Brushes birdies*
Anonymous
oBQic
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No.66013
66016
>>66011
What clues were Tracy/Infernius able to find on Ben?
Infernius was going to spam all his divination spells, and then try to find Ponimaru.
Anonymous
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No.66014
66015
>>66012
Birdies are brushed.
In addition to Trump taking a presiding ahem role in Port Barry, both in light of what had occurred to it in his absence and to alleviate the burden that was to have been returned to Sechs (who only recently started breathing again), Thez had opted to have Trump Tower's location moved. It would have been detailed in dialogue, but the intention was (and is) that Thez is no longer to take an active role in the party. In response to this, the Tower is now situated several thousand feet in the air in a location directly between Port Barry and Durpistan.
Blueprints and designs have been laid out for Infernius' ranch, which was spurred on by the return of Doge, who spent many hours wandering in circles (they weren't actually circles, he kept blinking around) until GM had pity on him and dropped him conveniently outside Port Barry.
oBQic
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No.66015
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>>66014

Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66016
66018
>>66013
... all of them?
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66017
Well then, Infernius is able to quickly ascertain that Ben is currently located in Court City. He left Port Barry immediately after the party departed for Cardashil, requiring no time to prepare (meaning, premeditation).
oBQic
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No.66018
>>66016
Locate Object, Greater Scrying, Discern Location... etc
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66019
66020
So the current issues that face the party are thus:
There's the issue of Ben. There's the issue of Court City as a whole (and the change in stance between them and Cardashil). There's the Sil wall, beyond which is the elusive threat of Zion. There's those strange pirates who attacked that one time thanks for the ride bitches!, there's the elvenniggers who keep jacking shit, not to mention what may be developing in Cardashil, Sparintenar, and Krenshall,... and that's without having explored the entirety of the empire.
oBQic
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No.66020
66021
>>66019
Maybe it'd be a good idea to go find the Zionists and slit some throats...
Anonymous
uEmRI
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No.66021
66022
>>66020
I hope you don't think it will be that simple
oBQic
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No.66022
>>66021
Of course not.
oBQic
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No.66023
I guess Tracy's first priority would be to make sure her birbs are safely relocated.