>Mixed NutsTo some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it doOn weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.
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>>65904>"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT"Snek jumps forward a bit, but Torc waves his hand and Snek suddenly looks like a really good mime.
>"Nevermind...""Now be nice"
>"I was just gonna grab her, nothing bad..." >>65906"Nuh uh, she's only as tall as me!"
The vein on Thez' forehead is becoming visible.
>>65907"I'll show you, I make the best beef you'll ever taste!" she runs off toward the tower. Thez sighs. "I've got a lot of explaining to do."
>>65909"hey calm down ok? shes had a hard time."
*puts hand on thezs shoulder*
[1d20+25 = 31]>>65910"No, wh-"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"Snek grapples the stepper
>>65911"I have a good idea. Anyway, she's here. Now. And this world is hers. That was the deal."
Snek successfully wraps around Infernius, who with his superior strength has no difficulty pulling Snek off and tossing him back a few feet. Thez begins to follow after Addy, but pauses to watch the display.
>>65915>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE""Fucking children, the both of ye"
>>65916>>65913"hey me want to help train addy."
*stabs things in holodeck just to get the day started*
>>65918She looks at him a moment. "She's a monk, and with that belt (the one from the future) she's pretty skilled," she warns.
Thez follows after Addy, continuing the conversation.
>>65920*flexes like its jojos bizarre adventure*
>>65922"Well yes, you could beat her hand to hand *or* armed, but I'm the only one who can develop her fists," she thinks for a moment, "I'll have to get Ponimaru to spar with her. Anyway, in the mornings I'll be training her - you're welcome to participate of course - but otherwise she is free to do as she pleases,... without interference from me." she says gritting her teeth.
>>65923Torc and Snek decide to avoid this family conflict by going to grab some food.
Everyone present arrives at the tower. Trump and Stix' absence is noticed, but not unsurprising given the previous evening. Tracy is emerging from the holodeck area with a crazed look on her face, however upon entering the tower and hearing the sound of the birbs, Addy gets an overly excited look on her face, squeals, and runs off toward their area.
>>65927"hey have you seen lenos this morning?"
>>65927"Alright, one breakfast for me, twenty for Snek, anyone else want something?"
>>65928"No, he's probably lying at the bottom of a barrel somewhere."
>>65929The sound of panicked birbs erupts from Addy's departure, as they are not as excited to see them as they are to see her.
>>65929"I do." Tracy says, crawling out of the gym
Rather, they're not as excited to see her as she is to see them.
>>65930"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
*dashes off*
>>65932"addy,tracy doest really like people talking to the birbs."
>>65933Bunbun comes running out, with Addy dangling from her neck, absolutely frantic and almost running over Tracy in her attempt to get away.
>>65935Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"REEEEEEEEEEEE!"
*Turns into a 4444 pound hoers and stobs them both like a fuzzy road blocker*
"Alright, 21 plates it is"
>"Don't forget my orange juice"
>>65937By that, I mean she lies down horizontal and lets Bunny ram into her flank, like a cushy barricade
>>65937"THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!" Addy hugs Bunbun tighter, "They don't even have their feathers yet! How come you keep them here tho? I mean their place is nice,... but,...."
>>65942"No u!" she defiantly starts giving Bunbun itches.
[1d20 = 15]
Infernius wraps his arms around Bunbun immobilizing her. She flaps her wings in protest, but can't escape his grip.
Addy harumphs and does a crescent flip off the frightened birb and lands behind Infernius.
[1d20 = 13]>>65947Reeeeeeee nobody touches the birbs, ever!
Tracy makes a trip of opportunity as Infernius moves through her square.
[3d5 = 11]
In classic form, Infernius' attempt to prevent the trip actually sends him tumbling that many feet away
[1d20+12 = 22]>>65951Tracy grapples the Cao by the scruff and tosses her off of the birb (whomever she's nearly as tall as).
Addy does however do her crescent flip off Bunbun (not behind Infernius anymore cuz).
[1d20+24 = 28]>>65952"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO HURT ADDY!"
>>65954Lol that doesn't beat her touch AC